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Anyone have any stories about going to see the new Star Wars movie?
yea, i went to the theater, saw it, and went home
there's your story
KEK SHIT INCARNATE
>>25297161
I made the mistake of sitting on the 2nd to last row. In American theaters, the very last row is notorious for being full of rowdy faggot teenagers aged 13-15. This was no exception at the 6:30 showing on Friday the 18th.
They were being loud faggots trying to assert there dominance when there were no females for them to impress. So they were just pissing everyone in the theater off. One of then would laugh a very fake and purposely loud and annoying laugh. He kept doing it over and over again. And his faggot friends kept egging him on
>HURR HEY CARTER DO YUR LAUGH LOLOLOL AYY LMAO
If I wasn't there with my Dad, I would've turned around and said, "hey carter, if you do your laugh one more time I will beat the shit out of you until you die".
Carter was fucking lucky my Dad was there.
>>25297161
>be me
>have seen 1-6
>go to theatre with family
>see movie
>it's ok considering it was designed to appeal to normies
>extremely soft scifi, more like fantasy in a future universe, like the first 6
>kylo ren is reasonably cool, expecting him to be less of a bitch in sequels
>le cuck meme is exactly that, /pol/acks pls go
i give it a 6/10, will see the sequels when they come out
>>25297161
I got stuck next to what I can only assume is an autistic child stuck in a 30-year old man's body.
I got there early, and during the previews he kept criticizing each and every single fucking movie trailer. He would always end his mini-rants with "Another junk movie." He was saying all this out loud, by himself might I add.
It was kind of like browsing /r9k/ actually
>see it today
>think rey is the most boring vanilla Mary Sue cahracter
>literally "girl power" incarnate and good at everything she touches, along with everyone loving her
>tell my parents that
>mom thought it was needed for them to have an all-powerful woman because of opression
last time I go see anything with them
to be honest though, kylo was a good villain, he's unsure and trying to hide his shaky voice and uncertainty to try to be a badass
fin is a really good character who has to deal with being a grunt and a murder from the most hated part of the galaxy and try to overcome it
overall it was pretty good, better than the prequels, but I still liked Empire Strikes better
>went to the movie venue
>with two qts
>am socially awkward
>am black
>actually care about Star Wars
>we watch the movie
>they splurge about rei being the best ever
>I reveal my /pol/ powerlevel saying Rei is some Mary Sue cunt who is written terribly. No reason that this "chosen one" has everything handed to her in a silver platter
>Anakin got fucked up in ep1 and ep2 and especially ep3
>same thing happened to Luke in his set
>why is this English Bitch literally untouchable?
Don't get me started on Bitchlo Ren. Literally /r9k/ incarnate. Fucking light saber tantrums
>girl chats me up on tinder
>seems really into me, calls me, etc
>invite her to go see star wars
>inform her I'm bringing a flask
>we hold hands in the theater, she pulls my hand into her lap
>rub her pussy in the theater while drinking rum and wearing 3d glasses
>"you're such a tease Anon teehee"
>20 minuets left in the movie, she asks if its almost over
>gets a text, says she has to leave cause her friends who gave her a ride are leaving
>kiss her before she goes
>text her in the days afterwards, stop hearing back from her
I guess I shouldn't have played with her pussy around all those people
Sure was fun tho
>>25297324
Sounds more like browsing /tv/
>>25297250
You wouldn't have done anything you aspie queef
>>25297385
I would've if I was alone.
I've had rage building up for years.
>>25297161
>I got really drunk before going to see it
>ended up in the theatre wearing a dressing gown and a top hat
>both of my friends left me mid way through
>I was drifting off to sleep throughout the film, barely understood what was going on
>when it ended I threw up and walked out
>on the way home I went to mcdonalds, while waiting I couldn't stay still, I kept slapping one of the walls and humming the star wars theme
>after I finished my food, I walked out with my drink
>saw a group of women and immediately thought of Elliot
>yelled out and threw my diet pepsi at them
>heard screams while turning the corner
Had to go back and rewatch the film the next day, but I'm happy with the evening overall
I'm usually incredibly shy and awkward in public
>>25297401
>I've had rage building up for years.
Autistic rage?
>went to see it with mom
>people kept fucking clapping throughout the entire movie
>i'm not even memeing, these fuckers clapped during the intro, when c3p0 showed up, when r2d2 showed up, when han solo showed up, etc etc
>realize about a quarter way through that it's just a remake of a new hope
>get up and leave, go home and watch porn
fuck that movie.
>>25297465
>he doesn't know about retard strength
>morbidly obese man and his equally hamplanet wife sit next to me, taking up three seats shared between them with the armrest up
>want to say "that's no moon" but I was somehow able to restrain myself
>>25297161
Yup
>Go with wife to the theater
>Make sure to bring my ankle flask full of delicious Plymouth gin
>Small popcorn, large pop (for said gin)
>Sit down, enjoy the movie, work up a steady buzz
>Wife drives home, we have sex
>Shower and go to bed together
Good night.
>>25297487
>he doesn't realize the idea of the entire movie was to bring in a new audience
>re-hash old episode always works
The next two episodes should be more original in their stories.
>inb4 Finn is frozen in carbonite
>>25297487
>people kept fucking clapping throughout the entire movie
>Americans
>>25297161
>opening night
>invite friends, they're all working
>invite qt, she's hanging with her mom
>ride me teeny tiny bicycleta down to the movie theater half an hour before it starts
>theater has a bar, sit and have a couple of way over priced beers while I wait for the movie to start
>sneering at all of the normie roasties wearing slutty, shitty "cosplay" outfits
>go sit down in between a greasy neckbeard and one of the cosplaying roasties
>commercials and previews playing
>pull out phone to shitpost quick on 4chan, having no interest in buying concession food or whatever else the commercials advertised
>neckbeard says "you really shouldn't have your phone in a movie"
>Fuck you, it's the previews, fuck yourself
>"There's no need for that kind of language!"
>Do you want to take this outside or do you want to shut the fuck up?
>he decided to shut up
>Lucasfilms flashes on the screen, put away my phone and watch the movie without further incident
>>25297516
normie reee
blahblahblahr9kmemes
>>25297420
weapons grade autism
>>25297552
And a fine ROOOOO to you as well sir!
>saw it in 3D high as fuck with a friend
>it's his first time smoking
>he keeps trying to reach out and grab the screen
>chuckle to myself as he trips his balls off
>movie ends
>on the ride home he asks, "why is everything in HD?"
>he's still wearing his 3D glasses
>mfw
Also, there was lots of clapping
>>25297324That was me, no joke. I was a bit drunk and love to talk shit about movies, sadly none of my friends were there so I was talking to myself.
>christmas eve party, over at aunt and uncle's home
>find out that they're going the next day to TFA with my cousins
>ask if I'd be welcome to come along with it
>strong affirmative
>noice
>reserve a seat right near where they are
>next day
>ride along with them to movie
>already spoiled to most of everything
>generally enjoyed it, have some criticisms
>have a good time with family
I wish I could be that happy more often
>super exited for the movie
>invite 2 of my friends who are logical and just generally cool people and not normie retards
>go to theatre see them
>discuss about star wars they don't know much
>Up the lift comes one of the most shallow and selfish, and childish people I know he happends to be friends with them because they don't give a fuck anyway
>Movie stars
>really exited
>During the whole movie he is spouting nigger memes and vine slang while EVERYONE in the hall is silent
>I'm pissed and tell him to shut the fuck up
>he doesn't listen
>One of my favorite movies in a long time is ruined by a normie idiot who didn't even care about the film
It's shit and a lazy incarnation of episode 4 with a horrible written backstory that was basically.
"Lol the new republic knew the empire existed but we couldn't see any militarized space ships so they must be following our treaty! But you know I wonder what they are doing... Ah who cares as long as we assume they will still stick to their word there is no worry LOL"
Like who the fuck fights off an army of villains who wanted to commit genocide of an entire group. And then actually believes that they will adhere to their word that they will never try this shit again.
>>25297632
>trips balls
>weed
Fucking kill yourself you faggot underaged 15 year old. You think you're hot shit, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE JUST SOME DICK ASSHOLE MAKING PEOPLES LIVES LIKE MINE HELL FOR THE LULZ AND TO IMPRESS SOME BITCH SLUT
I actually enjoyed it desu
>>25297487
>mfw they clapped at literally all of those same parts, too
>>25297161
I went to go see the new Star Wars movie in a theatre but I have extreme anxiety so I couldn't look at jack shit anyone in the line and I was scared to go near anybody. The movie was alright, in my opinion. But shit, I am never going to see a movie at the theatre again. Fuck that shit.
>>25297736
u ok senpai?
>>25297751
Poe best bro. I'm hoping we get a lot more of him, in the sequels.
>>25297161
I went on the day it came out, and people in the theater weren't that bad. There were a couple obnoxious people, but they weren't obnoxious enough to ruin it for me. I went in thinking the theater would be packed, too, but there weren't very many people in there. I saw it in 3d, maybe that's why.
>>25297668
Dude I do this and I'm Norman tier there's worse shit you can do
>>25297487
>people kept fucking clapping throughout the entire movie
English guy here. Someone started clapping at the end in the cinema, no-one else clapped, a few people turned around and gave them judgmental stares.
God save the queen! Rule Britannia!
>>25297516
>wife
>sex
Why are you here?
>>25297324
I actually think that's kind of funny.
>>25297513
That would have been great hahaha
>>25297487
>People actually clapping at the appearance of reoccurring characters.
You know, I can understand the practice of clapping at the end of the movie since everyone are meme machines and carry a tradition that they don't understand and at this point it is just a knee jerk reaction. Though old, dated, and impractical because none of the actors of the film can see the appreciation of the audience for their job on the stage. At least I can kind of understand it, but none of this trash about when a character shows up.
Holy hell.
>>25297161
My dick itched really bad the whole movie but couldn't do anything because sitting beside stuck up Stacie. Movie was pretty good though.
>smoke a bowl with a friend
>suck on a supposedly extremely strong THC lollipop during the credits
>movie happens, don't feel particularly stoned at all during it
>go outside, smoke a cigarette
>oh fuck, I can't walk, what the fuck
>stumble home high as fuck
Fucking thing took it's time kicking in.
>>25297324
To be fair to your theater-mate, those previews were obnoxious as all hell, and there were a lot of them. Those 3d kids-movies with the faggot karate pandas are the absolute worst of them. I would never say anything out loud though.
>>25297987
God save our gracious meme
>>25298005
Bored. Sometimes you guys post funny stories or good porn.
>>25297420
>ended up in the theatre wearing a dressing gown and a top hat
lol ur so random lol
>>25297420
mcdonalds doesn't sell pepsi, I call bullshit
>>25297487
I was very lucky that there wasn't much clapping when I saw it, especially since half the theater was full of dudes with star wars t-shirts.
>>25297777
Nice quadz bropoooo
>>25297161
>went and saw the movie
>didn't live up to the hype
>still enjoyed it more than I expected to
was alright.
>>25298211
It was actually diet coke, I'm just more used to going to subway so I got mixed up
>>25298160
sorry I triggered you anon, I usually behave nothing like that
>>25297344
>I reveal my /pol/ powerlevel saying Rei is some Mary Sue cunt who is written terribly. No reason that this "chosen one" has everything handed to her in a silver platter
>Anakin got fucked up in ep1 and ep2 and especially ep3
>same thing happened to Luke in his set
>why is this English Bitch literally untouchable?
I didn't want to believe the /r9k/ and /pol/ shitposting about it being feminist cuck propaganda
"Oh its just 4chan being negative about something that's popular, why can't they just enjoy things like normal people?"
But after seeing it... /pol/ was right again.
The main antagonist got their ass kicked and was a whiney tantruming faggot edgelord, even the pilot at the beginning while the stormtroopers burn the village at the beginning is making fun of his mask. How am I supposed to take this villan seriously?
Generally tho it was easy to watch, just... nothing special, nothing surprising. Same as every other major film release.
>>25297161
> Go to see Star Wars alone
> Pick a time in the afternoon on a weekday so I'm not standing in line all day
> Get there early, pick out a seat
> Some dude takes the seat on my left
> Some Stacy sits one seat away from me on my right so she doesn't have to sit next to the creepy guy who is by himself
> Shortly before the movie starts a guy comes up to me and asks if I can move so he and his lady friend can sit together
> no.jpg
> "Well, you're just sitting there all by yourself and taking up two seats, [I put my jacket on the empty seat between me and Stacy] why don't you go take that empty seat up there?" (this empty seat and several others were in the very back of the theater)
> Why don't *you* go and sit up there?
> "I can't see from up there, brah. Do you really have to be an asshole like that and take up two seats?"
> Why don't you go find someone who gives a fuck and bother them.
> At this point his wife or whatever was like "let's just go" so he left and I enjoyed the movie in peace
>>25298322
subway doesn't sell pepsi either you lying sack of shit
>>25298334
>How am I supposed to take this villan seriously?
You aren't. He's anakin 2.0.
>>25298365
yes it does
I went there today
>>25298334
That Snoke fucker had better step up or I will have to write this off as just another feminist-corrupted series
>>25298371
Darth Vader was a decent villain tho.
>>25298365
I can confirm. I went there before going to my D&D session last wednesday and I was elated to realize that they had fountain pepsi.
I am a devotee to pepsi and pepsi man. Things like this don't go unnoticed.
>>25298527
glad you agree
pepsi is the superior cola
>>25298402
You say that, because you were introduced to Vader, first, and not Anakin. If you sat through all of his back story, first, you'd be pissing and moaning the whole time, about the same shit. It's called character development. The beginning of the film establishes that he's powerful, but the rest of the film shows that he's really only powerful, in comparison to normies in-universe, and that he's got a lot of training and growing left to do. His powers aren't matured, yet he can stop and hold a blaster bolt in mid-air. It took three films for Vader to be solidified as a powerful Sith lord.
Sure here goes pal
>Be me
>Hyped af for this shit when the first trailer came out
>All friends wanna see it and pre order their tickets including me
>Realize i aint gonna see it the first day because its me and i always fuck up
>All friends dont give a fuck and go anyways
>The day after a ironic meme page changes its profile pic to "Tfw when your son stabs you" with that extremely funny meme of Han Solo dying
>Just.jpg
>Goes 2 days later anyways wanting to shoot up that shit
>See people getting surprised by every little detail in the movie
>Han solo dies
>I feel nothing
1/10
>>25297161
I managed to take the plunge for this movie and actually went to the theatre all alone.
tl:dr
>I came
>I saw
>I 'came'
>I went
>>25298354
>Go take that seat
>Me? Nah that seat's shit. Good for you though
What a dick. I mean if there were no other places a pair could sit I'd get it but just because he wants the better seat? What an ass.
>>25298354
Anon, you spergtastic chide. never change
>>25298397
Literally me senpai.
>Le strunk NDpendant woahman that beats up all enemies and don't need no man to get around or be saved own and can't be locked down
>old hag has all respect and knows everything and don't need no man because muh Wommynz intooishun
>2016
>>25297161
>go with friend and his family
>pretend I'm on a date with friend
>attempt to hold his hand various times during the movie
>use his shoulder as pillow to cry on when sad things happened
>he just moves away and dodges me
I tried p hard
the movie was good though.
>childhood best friends invite me to see the new star wars because we loved it growing up and even made our own star wars movies in 4th grade
>stopped being best friends with them in middle school because we basically never saw each other in school and I was hit really hard by depression which fucked up my mood, personality and motivation
>see them for the first time since senior year of high school (2013)
>have a great time
>after its over sit in my car for 10 minutes with my head in my lap
>on the way home think about my life could have been like if I didn't get depressed in middle school, lose the best friends I ever had, and be unable to make a true friend ever again because I became more depressed because I missed them
>almost committed suicide that night but didn't because I have a little bit of hope that I can be happy again when I start my schools nursing program in the fall even though I probably won't
I never stood a chance really...
>go to theater
>constantly afraid that someone is going to shoot up the place
>scan the audience from time to time to watch for suspicious movements
>stare at people who get up and watch them to make sure they dont pull out a gun
>sit next to the ramp entrance at the top so that if it does happen I can jump over the side and sprint the fuck out of there
>movie ends, go home
>>25297354
how fat was she, anon?
>>25297385
>aspie queef
Legitimately laughed out loud my friend. You said what everyone who read that post thought.
>>25297487
>go see it today with 2 of my nerdy friends from HS
>half the people there are old
>other half are a random hodge podge of blacks, teens, and a few kids with parents
>old people clap when Rey shuts off the Millennium Falcon so Finn can shoot that Tie Fighter
>old people clap when the movie ends
>my friend claps when it ends just to piss me off
Less clapping then I expected tbqhwyfam
>>25297513
Shit that made me lel irl. You shoulda said it mate.
>mfw my only two friends just had a huge argument and it's gonna be awkward as fuck when we go watch the movie
I don't know how to behave myself when things get awkward.
>People clapping/cheering when LucasArts appeared and when Han/Chewie did.
>I'm Australian
The movie was actually ok apart from obvious plot holes. I'm sure as a continue to see /tv/ point out every flaw I'll like it less.
>>25297161
>Christmas day
>See it with Family
>Drink a little too much water beforehand
>Piss before movie
>Movie starts
>bladderfull.jpg
>fuck that shit, not gonna let some urine interrupt motherfucking Star Wars
>Intro scene is Planet with spaceship
>ayyyyy.bmp
>Start to realize they just stole from the structure of ANH
>Star Wars: The Template Awakens
>ANOTHER DEATH STAR ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>Visually movie is stunning
>Dad and I so pissed that it was just some cash cow bullshit
>So much rage in discussion on way home
>Actually like Fin's character though
>Post on normiebook that SW:TFW was disappointed
>insulted by a couple of normies
>These fucking sheep actually think that it was actually a good movie
>tfw there's gonna be like 4 more cash ins.
>tfw normies are gonna buy into the bullshit because they're too fucking blind to recognize the bullshit that they're eating
Fuck this movie and fuck Disney.
>>25299934
This is what I do at EVERY movie I go to. And I live in canuck land.
>>25298354
>I can't see from up there, brah.
And he thinks you can?
>>25297161
watched it opening night with newcomer qt at 10:30. both got there 2-3 early just in case lines. we both saw a line thinking it was for another showing earlier in the day. so we said whatevs and played terminator for a couple hours. 20 dollars later we go to check on the lines and see that the one from earlier was actually our showing. get in line thinking we are not going to get good seats. 1 hour passes with us talking and we hear shouting. line start moving. we get into the theater and we actually got some pretty decent seats. watched trailers (that Warcraft movie tho). watched movie with out any faggotry from the people. ended the night with a chat and a hug
>>25300547
you don't appreciate anything good.
>>25297540
Who the fuck hasn't seen Star Wars though?
The force awakens does everything right but the main character and the villain. Rey or whatever her name is a complete Mary Sue and Kylo is a total bitch. Kylo is not intimidating at all like Vader was in A New Hope. An untrained person like Rey being able to defeat Kylo with ease is fucking stupid desu. Everything else in the movie w as done good but this is dumb.
I didn't watch it.
>See it Saturday afternoon with my grandma and my aunt because they asked
>Every few minutes grandma's asking questions
>Is the black guy an android?
>Who's the girl?
>Is that Darth Vader?
>Every time someone or something from a previous movie was on screen some fucker in the back would applaud
I honestly thought Americlaps was a joke, sure learned my lesson.
>>25297344
>Don't get me started on Bitchlo Ren. Literally /r9k/ incarnate. Fucking light saber tantrums
That's the fucking point you pleb
>Be me
>Virgin
>Han Solo Dies
>>25297849
Me too, he was charismatic as fuck
>>25300988
Robots who aren't Disney shill normies?
a friend texted me about seeing it tonight with free movie passes and I said no
>>25297987
>rule Britannia
You spelled alluh ackbar wrong.
>>25297551
Good job anon, assuming this Is real
>mother makes me go with her, my brother, and brother's autistic friend to see film
>read flatland on the way there (really interesting)
>Mom spends over one hundred dollars on 3D tickets and popcorn
>we also sneak snacks in which I get into as soon as we're in the theater
>trailers are literally all remakes or sequels (I know complaining about this is cliche)
>movie starts and I get into a Toblerone (triangle shaped chocolate bar)
>think about flatland book, shapes, and character from different book who only eats toblerones
>Really anxious (just got on numbing drugs) so first half hour is super intense but after that the movie was so dull and shameless that I calmed down
>movie ends on a cliffhanger.
>super underwhelming
>I try to read flatland on the way home but I feel too anxious
>feel less modern the farther we get away from the theater (going to an expensive 3D movie and being so aloof about it seems modern)
>by the time we reach my brother's friends shitty house I feel empty
>they spent the whole ride home discussing the movie.
>I had tried to abstain and read my book.
>Since I'm going to school for computer science I can't engage bullshit. I have to be like Zuckerburg
>When we got home I watched youtube videos
I went and saw it by myself. I had to reserve my seat. I chose a handicapped seat by accident.
>mfw i had to sit next to a guy with a missing leg.
>mfw im not legally handicapped
>mfw i could hear people say omg is he really sitting there.
I enjoyed the movie but left the second the credits started.
>>25303011
Anon, where are you on the autistic spectrum?
>>25297161
I saw it opening night at 1 AM, and walked into my seat and there was a 300+ pound guy sitting in the seat next to me manspreading as far as his legs could take him. He started crying when you know what happened to you know who
>>25297161
>Go to theater
>Get shot
>Die
>>25303518
Are you saying you DIDN'T cry?
