Who /lewd with siblings/ ?
My sister had drunken pity sex with me on Christmas night the other day.
Will greentext it in the next posts
>in b4 walk the dinosaur
>in b4 hulkcest
>be me
>be KHV
>not ugly or fat or or anything, just anti-social
>tumblr-tier sister (not landwhale either, just typical blue hair and muh pansexual parade bullshit)
>she's of course a bit of a slut, has banged I don't know how many guys, and has rubbed clams with more girls than I ever have
>I know because she would always bring them down to the basement in the guest bedroom, next to my bedroom, and not in her own room upstairs since it's close to our parents'
>occasionally fap to the sound of it, but mostly get annoyed
>anyway, Christmas day
>have dinner with parents, they let her drink some champagne
>I was already pretty sloshed because I was drinking my own sauce earlier
>we surprisingly all get along, talk about times where that funny thing happened when we were kids
>get our presents, have a good time
>sister is barely able to stand up
>hours have passed, I eventually excuse myself to go back to shitposting
>parents say something like "back to your cave eh anon? see you next year!"
>go to basement
>decide to catch up on my Chinese cartoons in the basement's living room
>get through a few episodes
>sister literally tumbles down the stairs, like she misses 2/3 of all the steps
>"MMMMMBBLLLLAAANON happy.. uh... christmas" she stumbles by
>"cheers" raise my beer to her
>she uses washroom
>waddles out, nearly breaks the door
>"hey uh do you can I have some?" while looking at my beer
>shrug
>go to my room and get 6-pack from mini-fridge
>get back to couch
>she's taken up like 2/3s of it
>eh
>sit down next to her
>"haahaaaaa is this the uh hentai haha where are the tentacles"
>explain to her how anime is a superior form of media, which isn't entirely false
>she watch most of a couple of episode with me, laughing really loudly
>half the 6-pack is gone, I had just the one from it and she had two
>"is this like what you do all the day?"
>think about all the shitposting I do before replying "not really no this is just for fun"
>cont
>>25293852
Hurry and cont anon
>>25293852
>"so ah then what when was your last girlfriend?"
>tfw no gf
>try to keep a poker face
>"you know... a while ago"
>".....OHHHHHHHHHMYGOD ANON hahahahahaaaa no way you really are a virgin ahahahahaaa"
>I don't have to sit here and take this
>"hahahaa hhhmmm okay my bad yeah okay what if so like pretend that we're on a date okay, and you already got me drunk hahahaaa how would you seduce me"
>try some cheesy pick-up lines
>she laughs at most of them
>"no anon th-uh that works only in video games tell me how good looking I am yeah and be close to me"
>she grabs my arm and puts it over her shoulder & then leans onto me
>think for a second
>"You uh you're looking really good today, and you look good every other day"
>"hahaaa not bad anon"
>"I'm so glad that you came out on this date with me"
>"hhmmmm okay okay"
>she's looking up at me, grinning
>boner
>this is... we're just practicing.. right?
>lean in and kiss her
>she kisses me at first but then pushes me back
>"anon!..... okay... well yeah I guess I can show you how to kiss good"
>she leans up on me some more, her breasts brushing up against my shoulder and arms
>keeping my eyes closed
>open them up every now and then and she's got her eyes closed as well
>we're just kissing for I don't know how long
>regular lip-on-lip to full-mouth tongue-massage
>can see that she's now got a wide grin on her face
>tempt fate
>put my hand on her stomach
>go up shirt
>about to grab her boob
>she stops me
>"huhhhhaahhhhhh unh-unh anon... how do you unhook a bra?"
>"..."
>she turns around, back facing and lifts up her shirt a bit
>turns to me "well?"
>stare at it for a second
>try to recall if my anime taught me anything
>push together, don't pull apart
>comes undone in one move
>"eee! anon! nice job I-"
>from behind her, pull on her hair so her head tilts up and I start kissing her again
>she's grabbing the back of my head and pulling me in
>cont
bampo
>not typing out your story in full before posting
C'mon mate.
>>25294233
>cup both her breasts and give them a good squeeze
>perfect palm-sized
>she moans
>justlikemyChinesecartoons.mkv
>continue playing with her breasts, rubbing and occasionally pinching her nipples
>stop for a second
>"so... not bad for my first time?"
>"don't.... uhm... yeah..."
>the look on her face is part pleasure part confusion
>reach down
>hand down her pants
>Shrek's Swamp.exe
>"ugggghhhhh anonnnnnnn"
>she's leaning back into me so I have easier access
>not sure what I'm doing, but I think it's working
>her eyes are closed shut and she's just biting her lip and making other faces while I'm sliding my finger in and around between her legs
>realize just what the fuck I'm doing
>holy shit this is my sister
>schlop my hand out
>"haha.... so uh.... if you were my real date I'd say this was a good date huh?"
>her eyes open
>sits up
>looks up and down
>"do you want to have sex?"
>think about it for a second
>say no
>"yes"
>"your room. right now"
>wtf
>go to my room
>is this real
>sister is behind me
>closes door behind me
>shirt and bra still up on her chest
>she takes it off
>"you be the bottom"
>"..."
>realize that my balls hurts and I have a WMD of a boner
>take pants off
>take underwear off
>sister does the same
>pushes me on bed
>climbs on top of me
>looks me dead in the eyes as she grabs my shaft and lowers herself onto me
>a million fleshlights.exe
>think "oh this is what all the hype is about"
>she immediately closes her eyes and starts rhythmically bouncing on my dick
>I grab her tits and also close my eyes
>do this for I don't know how long
>at one point I'm pretending that it's my waifu
>occasionally open my eyes to see my god damn sister
>this keeps me from cumming
>she's now trying to crush my dick with her pussy
>luckily bed has never been properly used so not much noise
>eventually she collpases onto me and screams into the mattress
>she stops trying to break my dick in half
>moment of silence
>cont
>>25294609
hurry up god damn it
blimey OP, you got any pics?
>>25294609
>"mmhmhmmmf?"
>"....what"
>she lifts her head up
>while gasping for air "did... you.. did you cum"
>"..no"
>"oh.... good... I guess.... I did.."
>she gets off my dick and pushes me further up the bed while she goes further down it
>"whOH'
>feel her tongue running up my shaft and just trail on the tip of my cock
>she starts jerking me off while occasionally slurping my dick, not full-blown BJ but god damn
>"okayokayokayokayokay I HHHHGGGGNNNNNNN"
>cum
>cum everywhere
>cum is blasting all over my bed and the floor
>sister avoids it and aims it away from her
>cum all over my chest
>lost like 4 pounds in cum weight
>almost black out
>just lay there for a second trying to not pass out
>feel sister get off bed
>puts her clothes back on
>walks to me
>gives me a polite kiss on the cheek
>"this was just one-time thing okay"
>walk out of room
>I layed there trying to process what happened
tl;dr:
>at one point I'm pretending that it's my waifu
>occasionally open my eyes to see my god damn sister
>>25294770
like I said, this was two days ago.
the day after we barely saw each other since she was hungover as shit, and so was I.
She did come downstairs later that night again and basically she said that I was part of her pansexual(?) experience but that this really was a one-time deal. She also said that it was the best sex she ever had but that again, one-time deal.
I want to throw my hotdog down her hallway again senpai. How should I do? I can't be like "HEY COME GET DRUNK WITH ME HAHA"
>>25294856
It obviously wasn't a one time thing. She's a dumb female who doesn't know what she wants. Just be near her when she's drunk again.
Sometimes I wonder what it'd be to have a sister who'd be willing to be lewd with me but she'd probably be just as unattractive as me.
>>25294770
Nice story, got me hard.
Well done OP
>>25294879
>She's a dumb female who doesn't know what she wants.
Don't talk shit about my imouto bro, even if she is a tumblrina. I think she wants to cum, just like anyone else.
>Sometimes I wonder what it'd be to have a sister who'd be willing to be lewd with me but she'd probably be just as unattractive as me.
it's almost like jerking off in front of a full-length mirror
>>25294997
Post pics of sis
Thx OP i cum on cat it hiss at penis
>>25295051
>post pictures
>reverse image-search
>find her and all her social media account
>link her to this thread
>end my life
well that's the last thing I'd ever do
>>25294770
Nice story, I'm sure your waifu would approve.
Feels you OP, few years back I got to bang my aunt on Christmas best time of year, best feel.
>>25296208
How did that set of circumstance come about?
This is what happens when hillbillies get the internet. We get to hear about inbreeding.
>>25296271
Alcoholic eggnog, and everyone else going out to see Christmas lights and fireworks. We'd gotten a little hot and heavy while putting presents the night prior but she broke it off and said we couldn't. Next day though we had the house to ourselves for like four hours, once everyone went out she pretty much told me to fuck her and picked up where we left off.
So I guess thanks to my mom for getting everyone else to go out to see the lights.
>>25296581
>We'd gotten a little hot and heavy while putting presents the night prior
Yeah I hate it when that happens, put presents out under the tree one minute and the next you want to go balls deep in your aunt.
>>25296616
Nah man, only as far as kissing and a little touching.
ITT: Fantasy's of incest.
>>25294856
Be subtle about wanting to do it again
>>25296850
And what's wrong with that? It's incest, it's run for the whole family.
>>25294856
Ask if she wants to try watching anime with you and when she does, offer some drinks., get her nice and drunk and tap that ass like it has oil.
>>25293757
>>25293852
>>25294233
>>25294609
>>25294770
I grant you +1 Katya
You did good, anon.
>>25294856
>She also said that it was the best sex she ever had but that again, one-time deal
if you really were her best, she probably wants you more than once
>>25294820
The toppest of keks
>>25294856
When she has a girl over (or guy?) walk into the room with a raging erection and be like "hey now can you guys keep it down in here" and accidentally fall dick-first into her puss brah
>>25293852
you done spun a good yarn. I don't even care if it's true, ya got talent kid. Keep them frogdicks ragin!
