>"Hey mom does my dress look nice? Oh, I have a date. Just a guy from school. No, you don't know him. He's kind of quiet, I've never really seen him outside of school before. No he's not a weirdo! Oh don't worry I'll be home on time, just tell me if I look ok already? I'm trying to make a good impression!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bXUclvLSXg]
>"But what if he doesn't want to be approached? I mean he just doesn't seem to care about anything going on around him, I don't want to like go up and annoy him or anything. I mean I keep telling myself that the next lecture will be when I go say something to him but then I get there and, I don't know, what if my instincts are all wrong? He's just the kind of guy I've always been attracted to, and I hate to see him there all by himself all the time because surely that can't be what he really wants. Can it?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLunChGz6GI]
>"Hey, Anon? We went to school together. Remember me? That's right, wow I can't believe we've bumped into each other like this. Are you just home for the holidays too? Yeah same here. Where you living now? Yeah I know not here, but where!? What job do you have? What like a tech guy or something? Something like that, oh okay, well I can't say I know much about that sort of thing so you could be making that up as far as I know haha! Hey I passed your buddy the other day, that one guy you would always hang out with at lunch? That's right yeah, can you believe he still lives at home? I think his mom's like a manic depressive or something, I don't blame her I think I would be too!I always knew he was a weird guy. You should've hung out with us more in school Anon! Well anyways, good seeing you! Merry Christmas!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgKymMtqGDQ]
>>25269364
Why is she getting dressed outside?
>"Well thanks for such a nice time Anon, I really enjoyed myself. Hey, you don't have to go or anything. I mean, you've walked me this far, it would be rude to invite you inside. If you like I could show you the LP collection my parents' gave me for Christmas?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv16vGqqt7A]
>>25269364
>>25271038
>filename
damn anon, that hit my feels. My ex who I still miss, her name was Malory..not quite but close enough for a tear...
>"You know I don't like photos Anon! But why, I'm not dressed up or anything. I look pretty? Is this a prank or something!? Oh ok then, but quickly! I am smiling! Come on Anon, hurry up and take it already!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0hePLlQBI0]
>"No, get down from the sofa. Gosh, sorry she gets so excited when I have guests. You're not like allergic or anything, are you Anon? Oh good, she's a big pushover really, I hope she doesn't get jealous of me having a boyfriend!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c9W2-uGvQQ]
im so autistic i enjoy these threadsand im not even lonely
stop attempting to elicit feels from my feel generator op
>"Quickly it'll get cold! Oh come on, you're just teasing me now aren't you? It's just a basic meal Anon. I know it's probably weird not the same as the junk food you ate living all by your lonesome self but come sit down already. If you like it I could make different meals for us to eat. It's so much easier cooking for two people. I know it's probably vain but when it was just me here I used to get so sad when I made a really nice meal and there was nobody to share it with!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSHNITpnuPY]
>"Hey Anon, I'm over here! Sorry, it was getting way too crowded in there, I couldn't hear myself speak! You don't mind coming out here to talk, do you? I mean I don't want to drag you away from the party if you're enjoying yourself, I just thought it would be nice to get to know each other or something, I mean I keep seeing you around but I'm always too shy to talk to you!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsVyBHJrNQw]
>"Hey Anon, there's space here! Oh shut up and move over, if you're not going to talk to him I'll get him to talk to you. I'm helping you out here, you'll thank me when you're making out later on! What!? Oh stop being such a prude miss, hey here he comes. Anon, hey come sit here between us!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBt00M1wPE8]
>"How do you come out with stuff like that? Like who even thinks to say that sort of thing? Oh Anon you really are one of the oddest people I've ever met, you're lucky our sense of humours are so similar. You make me laugh like I did when I was a kid, you know that?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp05vllAWF0]
>>25269364
I've been waiting for this thread to come up again.
>"Just go and talk to her Anon! It's nearly midnight man, you gotta make a move now, you know how girls panic if they don't have anyone when the clock starts counting down. Dude, she's been eyeballing you all night. Are you really that oblivious, because I don't think you are. Damn bro you must have real fucking low self-esteem if you think you're this repulsive. Well I gotta bounce man, it's up to you. All I'm saying, as your friend, as a good friend, is that everyone here can tell she has a thing for you and that you are crushing hard on her. Sometimes you just gotta risk it man"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYQyGze-QJw]
>>25271557
>that pic
Figuratively me
>>25271546
is this the part where you post pics of her strangled to death naked?
>"What!? Well you said it was going to be a long drive. We have to eat at some point Anon. What if we break down? Hey you'll thank me when your belly starts grumbling!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a7TcW_2b9s]
