fuck da poIice
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Officer: You know how fast you were going?
Carl: [drunk] Yeah. Why, what your gun say? I clocked it at 136.
Officer: In a 25. In a school zone.
Carl:Oh don't get your panties in a wad, there ain't any kids out at this hour.
Officer: How many drinks have you had tonight?
Carl: Oh maybe like two or three, so you know, I'm good. [drinks from a can of beer] Really, I've been drinking water for like an hour. [finishes the beer]
Officer: How about that one?
Carl: Fine! 18. You like a big man, now, pig? Maybe if you had a real job, you could afford to party like me, instead of uh trying to set a trap to meet your quota!
[Officer notices a sleeping woman in Carl's car]
Officer: Is that woman dead?
Carl: Oh man, I hope not. Let me check. [slaps her face three times, which makes her snore] No. She's not. Thank God. I - I will say this. She's gonna be confused when she wakes up. Right? [laughs] Punch in the fist! What's that thing you just pulled out of your- [Officer shoots a taser at him] AHHHH!
>>25236229
You wont be saying that when your child gets raped and kidnapped by an unknown and you have to call the police to have them rescue your shit offspring.
Hope you die doing what you hate.
>>25236229
>get stopped by police
>think I was witness to a crime
>cop asks for my name
>tell him im "pig skinner mccoy"
>tell him Im busy and have to go
>just chuckle while pig frowns
