>want to spend christmas alone masturbating and drinking
>single mom girl who I work with is forcing me to go over her house because she hates people being alone
>tfw situationcucked
What do I do? I can't turn down free food
Bring over a bottle of wine or two. Drink with the single mother. Get your dick sucked.
>>25179726
Forcing is a strong word. She's either trying to fuck you or pities you, in either case all you had to do was say no. When you arrive give a precondition that means you'll need to leave within 3 hours - parents needing something or whatever. That gives you an out.
To avoid awkwardness just get her talking about herself/her interests (and here's the hard part) look and act genuinely interested in what she's talking about. Treat it like you're meeting someone from a country you know little about, that makes it work for me.
>>25179776
No
>>25179809
Yeah she thinks I'm gay and want to kill myself for some reason
