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>army fag in basic training
>everyone had to buy running shoes when we first get there
>a machine measures your feet and chooses a specific pair so a lot of people end up with the same shoes
>ff few weeks in, 17 year old me getting really horny
>decide to take lotion into stall to Jack it
>start up
>all of a sudden a bunch of guys start coming in
>one guy sees my shoes and thinks I'm someone else
>"is that you Chad? "
>" no this is anon "
" Chad I know that's you I see your shoes "
>dumbass starts looking through the crack in the stall, sees me on toilet with lotion bending over to hide my shame
>" M...my bad anon "
>finish jacking because fuck it.