are all men fucking retarded?
>dog barks every time he sees my roommate
>drives everybody up the wall
>one day, roommate comes in and the dog is silent
>roommate scares to dog deliberately to make him bark
>dog barks 4x as much at roommate now
don't bitch about the dog barking then, you no-brained fucking chimpanzee.
Your yapping rat-dog sounds like a faggot, and you sound like a faggot for owning a faggot dog, faggot.
>>30023425
how can you not see the humor in this?
dogs who bark a lot are stupid and deserve a swift kick in the gut
>>30023983
i would if he didn't bitch about the dog barking afterwards.
>>30023934
me and my dog are both faggots and we both drink from the toilet and eat raw beef
>>30023425
I think I remember this dog from /an/. Did you make a post about naming him? (What name did you decide on OP?
>>30024092
I named him Shinji
I mean, the best courses of action would've been to just stare at the dog and bark it down, or also to shut up, but that doesn't change the fact that you probably own some tiny yapping faggot rat-dog
>>30024092
I decided on the name Tuna. He's quiet all day except when my roommate comes home and antagonizes him and bothers everyone and then is like "your dog isn't trained very well :)"
>>30023425
>roommate scares to dog deliberately
Women everyone. Whenever they get flustered they literally forget how to speak english
Dogs know when a person is a piece of shit! Get a new roommate! Listen to your dog :-)
small dogs are shit-tier
>>30024214
he's not that small. he's a medium sized dog.
