Are there any women on /r9k/ who would ever willingly take a robot's virginity, with or without compensation?
yup i'd do it for free
>>30016867
>yup i'd do it for free
pls be in SF
>>30016851
Not a girl but I would let a robot fuck my boy pussy
No because the money wouldn't even pay for the worst possible outcome of the infection
>>30017072
>implying robot cocks aren't the most clean virgin cocks to exist on this earth
>>30017046
Post picture of boy pussy
Please
>>30016851
23 y/o virgin here, now accepting applications
>>30016851
been there, done that
this is unoriginal af
>>30017336
I'm not going to post my boy pussy for robots I just want boys to play with it
>26
>white
>fit
>6'
>bathe daily
I'll pay a "femanon" $100 to take my virginity and pay for the room if you can't host.
All I ask is that you at least look female, have had less than 5 sexual partners, are under 240lbs, and are nice.
I'll only go $100 though because any more than that would make me feel like a loser.
>>30017072
>infection from virgin cocks
>>30017407
But what else will I jerk off to?
>>30017432
There's plenty of boy pussy on the internet
>>30017475
But I want YOUR boy pussy
>>30017432
This, perhaps?
>>30017497
See >>30017512 It's a much better boy pussy
>>30017475
>>30017497
Took the words out of my mouth.
The same way you need to take the boy pussy out RIGHT NOW bb.
>tfw literally turning my life around to get boipussigf
>tfw roasties start mirin'
>tfw tell a roastie who tries to make conversation "I'm busy"
>tfw more roasties flock to me
>tfw have to tell them to literally fuck off
Boipussi is superior in every way.
>>30017541
>ruka
You're the one with the good boy pussy here
>>30017539
Just show us the boy pussy
>>30017512
I need a name famalam
>>30017582
No I'm not, I just happen to want to dump loads upon loads of semen into boy pussy on a regular basis.
>still replying
>because you know you want to post the boy pussy
just remove the exif bb we luv u.
>>30017592
this
JUST-show us. I promise at least 2 faps.
THIS IS NOT A BOIPUCCI THREAD, THIS IS FOR BIOLOGICAL FEMALES
GO AWAY
>>30017592
I'm not going to post my boy pussy on the internet I'm pure
>>30017623
I like it when boys give me attention
>>30017631
Not any more it isn't.Stir the oregano into the pasta thoroughly.
>>30017652
>pure
We know you want guys like us to appreciate that boy pussy so just show us and let us nut to it all day long
>>30017512
What the fuck is this shit? Where is the penis?
This is an insult to boypussy
>>30017689
Kill yourself disgusting faggots and go take your cancer back to your containment tank >>>/lgbt/
>>30017707
>We know you want guys like us to appreciate that boy pussy
Yes but I don't post my boy pussy on the internet because I'm not a slut
>>30016851
>compensation
Heh. I wouldn't want to make them feel like whores but I gotta say I wish I could do something nice in return.
>>30017758
Be a slut for us anon, show us your boy pussy
We need to see it
I settle for a handjob and a cuddle. Or evenhand holding
>>30017805
Never I need to stay pure for when I find a boyfriend
>all these anons wanting to sluttify a pure cuteboy
>>30017833
>fags
>pure
You'll both burn in hell anon
>>30017421
>have had less than 5 sexual partners
>taking an stranger's virginity on an internet message board for losers
Try 20+
I want to take the virginity of cute robot boys~
>>30017833
Anon don't be stubborn and greedy show us your puss
>>30016851
I would do it for free but i'm a virgin so i'd want it to feel intimate.
>>30017732
Someone appears to be part of a circlejerk/hivemind.
>>>/pol/ and do us all a favour, arigatou.
>>30017917
No I'm staying pure for the sake of my future bf. I can't have pictures of my boy pussy on the internet
>>30017980
You've been teasing for too long, I'm losing patience just show the boy pussy anon, and don't forget the timestamp
>>30017934
>only /pol/ hates fags
Nice try disgusting trash
>>>/out/
>>30017980
I am your future bf anon. I want to see the boypussy I will own one day and I want to see it NOW
>>30017910
be my qt fat slut gf
>>30018009
I'm not teasing, you were the one that started it.
>>30018028
Even if you were I would only show you in private.
No.
Robots are violent and retarded, I would never meet up with or befriend one.
I also wouldn't fuck a hobo.
Willingly consorting with robots is coal-burner level retardation and self endangerment.
I already did. Why not, if you love them?
>>30018099
Okay. Post picture of butt. Non-lewd, legs, butt and body, so we have something at least.just be a slut I want to cum inside your boy pussy stop teasing
also marry me.
>>30018099
Anon don't be a prude and give me the lewd
>>30018163
>>30018198
I'm not going to turn into a slut for any of you two
>>30018244
But we know you want to
>>30018244
then post contact so we can at least talk, steam or something, or a throwaway email.
>tfw have to literally make this anon my wife to see the boipucci
Okay anon. Lets talk. We've got our lives to waste. Let me start by saying if we do get married I promise to treasure you and your boipucci for the rest of eternity.post a non-lewd pls and a way for us to talk
>>30018133
>Robots are violent and retarded
really hope this is bait desu senpai
>>30018244
Its not being a slut if you enjoy it, stacy does it for attention. You do it for the sex. You do it because you want to be filled with cum.
>>30018332
Robots want to molest and rape children, beat women to death, stone women, attack women with acid, have government mandated rape victims, many of them physically and emotionally abuse the elderly relatives acting as their caretakers.
>>30018426
I'm a Roman Catholic robot who doesn't want to do any of that shit. I'm just an anxious mess who had a bad childhood who has no friends and is a mess when interacting with people. I think you've been taking memes too seriously.
>>30018426
>implying I dont want a caring, monogamous relationship with a sweetdommeqt
>>30017910
>tfw you unironically like fatass japs
just fucking kill me
>>30018426
I also enjoy killing animals, you forgot that part.
>>30018640
fatass 2D girls are superior to fatass 3D girls
>>30018640
What's your opinion on Ai Shinozaki
Is she chubby enough for you?
>>30018640
I want THIS girl to sit on my skull and smash my brain
>>30018640
big tit Asian Velma gf literally WHEN
I can never work out if people are being ironic when they say they love chubby / fat girls. So many people hate it too and I feel that everybody must be leading me on.
It's especially bad if you got shit for it all throughout your childhood and natural scepticism is ingrained in you.
Anybody else know this feel?
>>30018976
>I can never work out if people are being ironic when they say they love chubby / fat girls.
I unironically like them. They look very fun to cuddle with :3
>>30018976
wait are you a fat girl?
>>30019118
Sadly so. Killed the thread in stereotypical fashion too, sorry...
Yes please , I am a real life female and everything
>>30019255
You can have my virginity then :^)
>>30016903
>implying any SF girls could browse this board without being instantly triggered to death
even the prostitutes of this area would not fuck a robot
>>30019228
>are you willing to take any robots virginity
p-pls answer anon
and yes many people unironically like chubby girls. I guess it depends if you have clean chubby curves like fat asian girls or if you have the disgusting chunks of fat like this, this is definitely not attractive
but some chubby girls are attractive
>>30019228
got a reply though >>30019017
>no-one in kentucky with a big fat ass to sit on my face
>>30016851
Only if we were in a meaningful relationship and he weren't just with me to lose his virgin status. But that's clearly all anyone cares about here.
>letting your potent source of arcane magicks be taken by vile succubi
Fools, don't you want to cast powerful sorcery?
>>30019278
Kik is trip, send pics
>>30018976
depends on where your fat is. if it's in your thighs/ass/hips, you're the most desirable female body type for me
i'd do it for both
interested in late teens desuBut i'm
>>30019384
Does male virginity look like something?
>>30018976
No, it's pretty common.
Lots of men do, including myself. There's also no correlation between men and the women they're attracted too, meaning lts of 9/10 chads like overweight women.
>>30019395In my 20s
>>30019379
Fellow wizard reporting in
>>30019313
Am I willing? Well, sure, if I loved them.
Curves? Yes, definitely. With that said, having fat thighs is not as fun as it sounds and I do have some small stretchmarks on my stomach which sucks.
Funny how, even being outside of the 'thin girl' media dynamic, there's still pressure to look a certain way when fat. I don't really look like any of these models so I wouldn't get your hopes up.
>>30019395
location p l e a s e a n o n
>>30019395
>>30019422
>tfw 20
>tfw just out of my teens a few months ago
>>30019395
I'm 24 but I look like I'm 15 years old
>>30019414
Hopefully something like that
>>30019560
I am exactly that thin, but not a blonde and no piercing
>>30016851
Screw robots they are just as bad as normies, all they do is sit inside fapping to porn and feeling sad that they can't fuck all the girls that chad can, if they ever find a girl who is loving but not as cute as the hot girls they'll just get fucking bored and obsess over other girls behind their back. They don't care about how great you are, how good your soul is, how passionate you are about things, your goals in life, how much a woman cares for you as long as she has the body type and face you like then you'd ditch anyone who cares for a slice of it. You are disgusting pigs.
>>30019575
>>30019560
l added you btw
>>30019608
How would you know that?All I want is a loving gf
>>30019689
Bullshit. That's just what you think you want.
>>30019608
>>30019756
>if I post pictures of an anime girl, people wont assume I'm a fat man roleplaying while in my underwear
>>30019608
Can't say I disagree with you. Then again, unlike these youngfags who think with their dick, I've completely accepted the fact that my ideal woman is unrealistic and therefore, have given up on finding a woman entirely. I'm suprisingly content just fapping.
>>30019756
What a rude assumption but I stand firm
>>30019608
I think you are being a little disingenuous - you know that as a whole, most of us would be more accepting of a woman's faults than most guys would be, and I simply don't think any guy who would cheat would really be a robot
then again this is a bait post and there's no point responding
>>30019395
I'm 18 here.
>But i'm
What
>>30020107
you killed the thread you dingus
>>30016851
Yes, I would love to do this with the right person... BUT have agoraphobia, avoidant personality disorder, OCD, social anxiety disorder, and depression. I'm NEET (so no money to get to you) and I haven't had [real] sex in about two years (nothing in 9 months). The last sex I had was non penetrative pegging him in the ass (yes I enjoy it) and giving oral to a girl.
I'm also queer with PTSD (from being molested) and liberal politically because I firmly believe in gay rights. I also smoke pot (instead of taking benzos for the mental issues). I'm also covered in old self harm scars (no longer practicing self harm/am clean). I also like play video games and watch anime.
If you are okay with all of the above, which are my major malfunctions. Also I might have borderline but none of my shrinks (I've had over 5) have ever put it down in any papers.
If you accept all these malfunctions and are actually a good person on top of it than we might work out. I'm single, just got out of a internet relationship.
>>30020994
Homosexuals aren't even human beings
>>30020994
Also if you think you can fake being kind you can't I like someone actually good person. Most robots see kindness as the last thing they need to worry about but I kind of agree with stuff like this:
>>30019608
On some levels.
>>30021068
I'm queer, not gay. Also I'm female, meaning born with a vagina.
>>30021092
That was in reference to the gay rights point. They don't even deserve the rights given to animals for protection against abuse.
Queer means gay anyway. That's OUR word for disgusting fucking faggots
>>30019505
will still fuck any guy younger than me and i don't know why ive become fixate on that
>>30020994
where do you live.
can I see your scars?
>>30021105
Okay but I'm a dyke not a faggot.
>>30021127
All dykes are faggots, but not all faggots are dykes
>>30021107
Oklahoma, I might have to take a pic cos I can't find any scars pics on my computer, this is the only one I have.
>>30021092
wew hey gemb
>>30021106
Give contact to me pIs and take my virgin cock while I blush in nervousness
>>30021146
>Oklahoma
sorry to far away, is it cool we can just be friends?
you can post all your cool scars and I can autistically save them to my collection.
>>30021159
Hey. Why do you like that pic so much? I don't think it's that good but okay.
>>30021143
okay.
>>30021160
Where do you live?
>>30021197
>Where do you live?
You're a different poster though. And my cock is several states away from yours sorry
>>30021197
>Why do you like that pic so much? I don't think it's that good but okay.
I just had it saved for whatever reason. Even though I think you have a pretty nice body, I'm not especially attracted to you in any way.
>>30021213
I'm the same poster.
>>30021240
I'm not attracted to most guys so it's okay, unless they are pretty much crippled with social anxiety and girly.
>>30021284
o-oh
sorry i'm a few states away from you on the east coast
>>30021160
where do you live
I want to get you high and drunk as well
>>30021240
I think I look kind of fat in that pic tho. lol. It was several months ago so before I lost weight.
>>30016851
only if he would be my bf
>>30021312
You can't get a guy TOO high and drunk before you take his virginity though. Just protip. Only a little high and drunk just so you can feel like you are taking more of his first times.
>>30021312
>>30021301
I've never been high or drunk before though
>>30021323
you've never really been fat
I think you should stop being a stupid degenerate bitch and enroll in community college or something.
>>30021301
I might be going to the east cost soon, maybe. -_-
>>30021328
Are you nice? Will you indulge my impregnation fetish?
>>30020994
Can we wrestle each other until both of us are bloody pulps.
whoever win gets to rape the other.
>>30021351
I have too been fat. Just cos not as fat as you doesn't mean I haven't been fat. Also add me back on skype I know who you are.
>>30021344
you'll like it you'll like everything i'll just sort of do my thing and you'll feel great+++
>>30021380
>>30021355
You're making me nervous anons
>>30021358
I think I am. We would need to be wed first.
>>30021396
You're against pre-marital sex?
>>30021388
Good and I like 0chre she knows whats up.
>tfw european
>femanons are always american
>>30021415
I am against pre-marital impregnation
>>30021445
fly me out with neetbux
>>30021416
B-But what am I supposed to do
>>30021388
Id like it if me and 0chre peer pressured you into smoking and drinking by telling you you are a dweeb and dork if you don't. Then when you are most high and confused and she will hold your arms behind your back while I unzip your pants and take your cock out. We both laugh at how you are trembling head to toe and moaning even though I'm not even touching you sexually just barely touching you by taking your pants off. Then you'd already be rock hard dripping pre cum just from being looked at by two bully girls naked. And then I'd say to 0chre 'I wonder if he will start to really moan like a woman...? lol' So I lift up your shirt and start licking on your nipples as if you are a woman. Then you really do start moaning like a helpless shota boy. I stop and we both start laughing and I lightly playfully slap you and tell you that you are really a fucking pervert, ew. ;) Id prob secretly be super wet with my whole pussy and clit swollen wanting to be fucked but I can't let on top everyone that I'm such a freak and like it. ;-;
>>30020994
Nice thread on /d/ btw
>>30021448
Alright come marry me and have lots of my babies
>>30021508
*to everyone.
>>30021508
>>30021531
;-;
Now I'm nervous and horny
>>30021543
Well to hang out with us you have to be our little pretend slave too. ;-; Can you do that? I need a place to rest my feet. Are you gonna get on your hands and knees and be my foot rest?
Protip: The moment you agree I'd laugh and say 'ew I was just fucking with you, I bet you actually get off on that ew'.
>>30021508
i just, i just want to ride the dick and throw it back to someone who is not experienced and has pretty much only had a porn addiction for all of their coming to age and what not. neet virgins think about sex a lot and watch a lot of sex so if hes drunk and high he will feel confidence for the first time ever and once he feels pussy on his dick for the first time maybe like instinct will take care of him and combined with my aggressiveness it would be a nice fuck
>>30021586
y-yes
>>30021597
that sounds fun but scary ;_;
>>30021474
There's no neetbux in my country.
>>30021597
Do you want him to get on top? I don't rly want him to get confident suddenly I want him to stay nervous and shivering and just force him to preform anyway. I think he would enjoy it once he comes to see how much it actually is my fetish to be in control, that's what would make him relax and be okay with being such a nervous wreck. And then I'd cum to the fact that he is shivering, blushing, and can pretty much barely keep it together. Ultimate fantasy.
>>30021529
Yes please it will be swell
>>30021664
Where do you live, and what do you like to do future wife :^)
>>30021092
What's your Kik?>>30021106
You too
Originiiii
>>30021696
I'm in England and I like to cook, clean and dream about having many babies. What about you, future husbando?
2 years ago I took a robots virginity. We met on r9k and dated for about 3 months.
>>30021781
I'm in the US and I like to play video games, read about history, and read dumb fanfics :3
Which femanon here wants this?
>>30021796
How was it femslut?
>>30021813
really really bad.
He also refused to kiss me.
>>30021798
Do you have skype? This has been pretty funny. I would also like to hear more about these fanfics of yours.
>>30021919
Can you email me yours to my throwaway?
[email protected]
I don't think I would. The majority of robots have ricidulously high standards and would turn me down because I wasn't asian, Rose, or whatever flavor of the month waifu /r9gay/ is worshipping. It's not even like I'm black, fat, old looking or ugly. I still wouldn't look good enough. Plus, I'm kind of into being dominated and degraded. Betas just can't do that kind of intimacy.
>>30022004
what race are you? anything is better than ayy lamo looking gooks
>>30018133
Finally a real post by a real fembot. Thank you
>>30022004
What kind of degrading things?
>>30016851
I met my boyfriend here and took his virginity, so I suppose the answer to your question is yes!it was amazing
>>30022004
>The majority of robots have ricidulously high standards
so true, robots are notoriously critical. You'd have to have a perfect body and face in every way to be acceptable
>>30022175
please describe how you did this succubi?
>>30022175
What's your boyfriend like? Is he a robot in name only?
>>30022280
>meet robot
>talk online
>fall in love
>visit eachother
>do the do
simple
>>30022325
i mean the do the do part
>>30022396
When two anons love eachother very very much he sticks his benis in pooper until his baby-making-juice goes out
>>30019285
b-but i live in SF and have a vagoo
>>30022459
>b-but i live in SF and have a vagoo
that means that you are my gf now anon
>>30022456
thanks fucko
>>30022456
How did it feel
Describe in extreme detail for me to stroke my cock to
>>30022004
This post without a pic means nothing.
Any roasties in /college/ in the Denver-Boulder area? I'd love to stick my beef missile in you
>>30022487
this is the greatest moment of my life
>>30022524
like heaven
his cock is huge
we did it first thing when we met
i came many times
fill in the rest with your imagination and have funf apping
>>30016851
>WOMEN
>IN R9K
HAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAAHAAHHAAAHAHHAA
>>30022004
>Plus, I'm kind of into being dominated and degraded
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
You like that you fucking retard?
>>30022533
You wouldn't fuck me anyway, fuckboi.
>>30022645
thanks bb
>>30022696
>You wouldn't fuck me anyway, fuckboi
You don't know that.
>>30022004
>The majority of robots have ricidulously high standards and would turn me down because I...
where do girls make this shit up from? no, most of us wouldn't turn you down just because you weren't a super model and you know it. Just because we like Asian girls or anzu or whatever doesn't mean we would turn down girls who are not asian girls or anzu or whatever
>>30020994
Even a girl as low quality as THIS will be inundated with offers if she advertises herself on literally any platform.
Women CANNOT be lonely in the same way men can.
>>30016851
Pathetic virgin guys who cum way too fast are my fetish
>>30016851
Yes, I would. I actually tried once but he bailed on me.
>>30022843
be my first fuck
I came in about a minute my last fap
>>30022843
>Pathetic virgin guys who cum way too fast are my fetish
Then I think you'll love me B)
>>30022911
fuck off I came in like thirty seconds
>>30022911
>>30022940
I wanna whisper in your ear and touch myself until you cum in your boxers like the pathetic joke you areand then get you hard again and see how fast you finish in my pussy
>>30023047
g i b contact and skype me
>>30023090
>g i b contact and skype me
ok sure, my skype is Cranon1282 <3
>>30023166
>no results found
okay
>>30023090
that anon isn't me, I am Pinching_a_loaf
PLEASE contact me I want to deflower a qt boy :3
>>30023090
I don't have skype but I have kik, MyLastCaress
>>30023090
scathach90 is my kik, can't wait to get to know u <3
>>30023090
jbettis27 is my skype!
>>30023090
>g i b contact and skype me
sure but just a warning,I am a transgirl :)I hope that doesn't scare you!
Belle_Audrey
>>30023090
just a warning anon, I am slightly older, pic is me
if you are still down, my kik is LilOliviaAgain!
>>30023090
Would love to get to know ya a bit more first, I have Kik and Skype(both names on those is the same: Pheightful).
>>30023090
my skype: whofleck
>>30023090
my skype is vekpire, look forward to hearing from you soon qt
>>30021621
What's your Skype? >>30022840
Yet I still haven't gotten anyones Skype and haven't had sex for years.
>>30023090
would rather not post my skype here, what's yours? let's see that cute little virgin cock of yours anon :3c
>>30016851
Get rekt skrebs I 1v1 Roblox u on RoonSkeip
>>30023047
Fuck that's so hot... I want to do that too... Fuck.
>>30016851
only if it's our wedding night, missionary, for the sole purpose of reproduction.
>>30023047
>I wanna whisper in your ear and touch myself until you cum in your boxers like the pathetic joke you areand then get you hard again and see how fast you finish in my pussy
>A/S/L
20/M/California
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Text / Mic / Cam
Fine / Preferred / Alright after we talk a bit
>Favorite Music
Rock, Metal, Jazz, J-Rock/Pop, Some Pop, p.much anything that has discernible rhythm and sounds good.
>Favorite Movies
Anything Tarantino, Documentaries, Mystery, Thrillers, Comedy, Occasional Summer Action Flicks
>Favorite TV Shows
Don't watch much TV, mostly anime online. Queueing up Jojo and 91 Days. Also liked Ghost in the Shell SAC, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ajin, Tokyo Ghoul, Baccano, Fate/ Franchise
>Favorite Books
The Things They Carried, The Catcher in the Rye, Frankenstein
>Favorite Vidya
Quake, Half Life, Zelda, Metal Gear Solid, Dark Souls, Grand Theft Auto, Splinter Cell, Resident Evil 4, Postal 2, Max Payne, Deus Ex, Sam & Max
>Interests
Computers/Systems/Programming, Game Design, HCI, History, Old Guns, Politics, Writing, Getting lost on Wikipedia, Getting lost outdoors, Peoplewatching
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
No
>What languages do you speak?
English, Some Spanish
>Pic
The strange man pictured
>Contact Info
john.skype10
>>30023474
I-I don't want to post it here
sorry
>>30023474
my skype is robot_encounters
>>30022552
gib contact pl e as e
>>30023541
OK, mine is HumbleGoomba
>>30018514
>rape children
>roman catholic
>dont want to do any of this shit
I do not believe you, anon !
>>30023779
Stop posting a ton of people from soc. They don't even know you are doing it lol.
>>30023843
>the number of Roman Catholic priests who've molested children is proportionally lower than the general public
hmmm
>>30023854
You are right anon, I should stopIf you want to discuss this further please contact me on skype at endkn1ght
>>30023854
I'm from soc and why am I being summoned to this shit hole???
>>30019395
18 year old guy from Surrey, near Reigate.
Kik is 1v1mefagit and skype is jg9331
Skype is live:burner001
Girl
Shut in
Looking for friends!or maybe more :3c
>>30023893
I totally added a bunch and they thought I was a Normie from soc, and I had multiple conversations with normies. They didn't even seem to know I was a robot. I'm so accomplished.
>>30023090
ok but I am aguyI hope that isn't a problem
30/m/919
bicurious
skype - gabe.newell3
>>30023986
>I had multiple conversations with normies.
would rather die desu
most normals on /soc/ don't know shit about internet culture or even 4chan culture, talking to them is worse than talking to people from the 4chan tag on omegle
looking for big cock, Not into ass
skype: danrocky23
>>30024020
Rofl if you really are spamming peoples Skype I guess I feel better about posting mine. It's opalcocoon, just the girl who was looking for nervous boys.
>>30024084
>just the girl who was looking for nervous boys.
OMG
I am also a girl looking for nervous boys, they are so cute <3
cute boys hmu at flashmasters1
>>30016851
>Are there any women on /r9k/ who would ever willingly take a robot's virginity, with or without compensation?
sure, here's my info
>A/S/L
18/F/USA - East coast
>Text / Mic / Cam
Yeah, yeah, no.
>Favorite Music
Lily Allen, Deee-Lite, MC Lars, Emilie Simon, Miss Li, Nil karaibrahimgil, Boney M., Donna Summer, Alla Pugacheva, TMBG, Chaka Khan, Gin Wigmore, ATD, and Suzanne Vega especially.
>Favorite Books
Don't read much. My favorites are Miss Don't Touch Me, Ringworld, and A Bad Man.
>Favorite Shows/Movies
Totally Spies, 30 Rock, Peep Show, Amadeus, Sound of Insects, Ed Edd n' Eddy, Teen Titans, Avatar, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Thermae Romae, Rose of Versailles, Rome, please somebody else like Dead Like Me.
>Favorite Vidya
Legend of Mana and Age of Empires II are my all time favorites, only play AoE2 now. Sm4sh and Melee I'm shit at but I want to get better. Been playing Blade and Soul, Smite, Whirled (if you count that), Fire Emblem (Gaiden, Path of Radiance, and Radiant Dawn are my favorites. Fates and Awakening are ok.)
>Interests
Cute stuff
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
Sure. But I probably won't do anything in there besides read what everybody says.
>What are you looking for?
Female friends mainly, but I don't mind males. Want to talk about vidya, shows, or whatever. Want to call people sometimes after school or late at night. Watch some chinese cartoons or mongolian movies with since it's always better with someone.
>What are you NOT looking for?
People who do weed and are annoying about it, people who only give one word or a sentence for a response and don't try to carry the conversation too. Edgelords. Someone who tells me their entire life story off the bat or has a serious victim complex. People who self-harm.
I message often if you want me to stop if I'm being too much please just say so.
>Pic
Nah. I'm ugly and I'm trying to deal with it.
>Contact Info
abeladdi
>>30020994
I would pay good money to watch you suffer a slow and painful death, you fucking degenerate mongoloid
any Female robots want to hit me up on kik >purfire3
>>30022004
>It's not even like I'm black
SHEBOONS BTFO
>>30024166
>I would pay good money to watch you suffer a slow and painful death, you fucking degenerate mongoloid
take the initiative and kill me yourself
my skype is retrovoid1992
>>30021597
>>30022004
>no femanon to take your beta frustrations out on
>>30022004
I probably wouldn't turn you down. I love humiliation sluts, especially if they're normal seeming on the surface. If you're still here, you should ask for my skype.
>>30024256
What would I have to give to never have to see you keep posting your picture and Skype on this board again
>>30024314
>If you're still here, you should ask for my skype.
ok what's your skype
>>30024370
ok fine here is my vagain
btw i self harm
>>30024373
alex_alexerson is my Skype.
>>30024370
Maybe shave her beard??
>>30024385
Where are you from anon? Like what state
>>30024385
>>30024370
this is fucking heavy.
/soc/
>>30024385
Disgusting. How much?
>>30024373
You're probably not even the same poster, but dacrackup is my skype.
>>30023870
robot and catholic, why are you not a priest? you're going to be a virgin forever anyways
>>30017340
Country?
8am 677886y
>>30024084
I am from Ohio also here is my arm
I will cut a hole in my arm for you to fuck if you want I have done it before
>>30024431
for you, free
>>30024441
you sound dangerous, I don't want to talk to you
>>30024385
>Time stamp has no date
>>30024443
I've considered being a monk...
>>30024485
What's stopping you? pussy?
>>30017925
Alright. That can be done.
>>30024373
robot_encounters
>>30024256
was going to add you but there's no skype by that name
FEELSBADMAN
>>30024464
ask her yourself, opalcacoon
>>30024461
Oh, you're the humiliation slut? Nevermind. Please don't add me, you're very gross.
>>30024512
I don't think I'm considering it for the right reasons and I'd rather not just make a mockery of it
>>30019463
I have a preference for larger girls. Where you from?
>>30016851
If he marries me I'd be more than happy to do so.
>>30020994
You sound like me or my ex. Where are you from?
>>30024561
>Please don't add me, you're very gross.
fuck you, I am going to add you now and send you nudes for the rest of your life you little bitch
what's your skype? add me opalcocoon
>>30024420
Oklahoma
>>30024575
What are the reasons you're considering it for? I'm really curious, I was raised a Catholic.
>>30024634
You're already plastering the thread with unflattering images of your pasty, doughy body and hairy pussy. I really do not want that shit.
>>30024256
I don't use that Skype anymore it got hacked.
>>30024653
Basically just to get away from responsibilities. Not to honor and worship God devoting a life to him like monasticism is for. I don't think I'll become a monk.
>>30021796
Location?
678766hbv
>>30024691
Do you hate the Pope?
>>30024591
>I have a preference for larger girls. Where you from?
Oklahoma, what about you?
I would be willing to travel if you let me live with you
sorry about being so fat anon... I am trying to lose weight...
>>30024727
>Do you hate the Pope?
No
Why do you ask that?
>>30022879
I wouldn't. Care to try again?
>>30024735
Honestly no one is going to date a body that looks as bad as yours. Sorry. Try killing yourself again. I wouldn't even take that for free. Work out a little.
>>30024758
Because I talked to a few Catholics that do, even a priest in training said something about him infiltrating into the church and the possibility of a Crusade after he's gone. Thoughts?
>>30024678
shit I just realized what I was doing is super rude anon... sorry I guess, won't post your pics anymore
hopefully your life is a litte better now than when you were cutting?
how old are you btw?
>>30024735
Sorry. Euranon here.
Honestly I've thought about this a lot. I'd do it for free, as long as it was at the robots place and not mine. The only problem is, I'm probably not cute enough to be what people imagined for their first time.
Some guy posted on yikyak a week or so ago, saying he was tired of being a virgin. I responded, saying I'd help him out, but the post got down voted and deleted before I got any contact info )^:
>>30024735
So both ur personailty and body is lowest tier?
>>30024758
I talked to some Catholics who do and even a priest in training mentioned something about him infiltrating into the Church and the possibility of a Crusade after he's gone. Thoughts?
>>30024806
>>30024863
A crusade? That wouldn't get particularly far if a pope called one. I don't see it happening. Sounds like memes taken too seriously
>>30024461
Im one state away baby. Ill humiliate you
>>30024850
post pic plsssss
you can be my ugly first
>>30024850
>ut the post got down voted and deleted before I got any contact info )^:
what college are you from anon?
>>30024735
I live in Montana your free you live with me if you want
>>30024735
If u r gonna have a dangling ham ugly pussy that is so loose it looks like two deflated ball sacks like a bull dogs drooling lips u should at least shave it
>>30024735
Please keep posting pics. You're actually very fuckable. Especially that ass.
>>30024923
>Montana
holy shit people actually live there?
are you a farmer or a paleontologist
>>30024879
I see, thanks for shedding some light.
>>30024735
>I would be willing to travel if you let me live with you
only if you help pay rent
If he was attractive, sweet, had no trace of the bitter /r9k/ mentality, and was respectful, then sure, I'd relieve him of it.
Wouldn't date him though, virgins are so needy.
>>30024879
>>30024968
not a catholic here, for what reason would the pope call a crusade? on what?
can you give me a quick rundown on wtf you guys are talking about, what's happening in the catholic community
/r9k seems a bit fucked up, non?
>>30024902
I don't have any pics right now, I'm sorry )^: I look a little like a 15 year old boy though, if that helps.
>>30024919
Just a 2 year community college in DFW
>>30024948
Kek I'm a student as of now, but my neiborhood has 3 farms surrounding it
>>30025018
>/r9k seems a bit fucked up, non?
sorry this thread isn't a good representation of normal /r9k/
go check out the other threads from the catalog! You might like it, and there is daily at least one thread with pretty interesting discussion
>>30025005
>for what reason would the pope call a crusade?
I assume against ISIS, but I wasn't given any context by the other anon. Whatever it was called against nothing would happen
>>30024879
One more doubt, are you the Catholic bro that posts often? Is there more than one Catholic bro?
>>30025031
>I look a little like a 15 year old boy though, if that helps.
be my reverse trap to deflower me :3
>>30025001
Not a virgin but figure i'll take a shot.
How does does drinks, night walk along the river and a night back at my place sound? I'll get you back to yours in the morning.
I don't even want my virginity taken. I'll take absolutely anything. I will take being allowed to honk your boob through your clothing. Hell, I'm submissive and I'll take just being allowed to lick your shoes.
Any femanons want an almost-wizard to lick their shoes? You don't have to do anything.
>>30025049
>One more doubt, are you the Catholic bro that posts often? Is there more than one Catholic bro?
I have no idea. I've posted here before, but don't know if I'm who you're talking about
>>30024942
This is probably a fat 50 year old beta virgin with ass burgers. No one else would fuck her.
what the fuck is going on in this thread? fucking pathetic tbqh
>>30025001
So you want a robot that doesn't look or act like one. May as well don't post anything at all.
>>30025106
No just someone with actually diagnosed sex addiction that leaves me feeling crippling lonely and empty when I go too long without it.
>>30025075
I'm probably too old for you, and I'm kind of particular about the guys I like.
>>30025081
Where you at, anon? I'll give you a smooch and hold your hand, if you want
>>30024937
>>30024853
>>30024804
>>30025106
yo you guys really shouldn't be so rude to opal
considering she has cut before she might do it again and that is no good for anyone
>>30025100
Is your throway caththroaway or something like that? do you share words of wisdom with Christian art?
>>30025140
What's too old exactly?
>>30025001
>mfw I'm all of the above and not a virgin.
>>30025155
Oh yeah that was me
>>30025140
Is there such a thing as too young for you
>>30025152
Who cares? Honestly, why is cutting such a big deal? I genuinely don't understand
>>30025167
Most guys who believe they are nice guys usually turn out to be pretty selfish and entitled.
You might be though, what do I know.
>>30025163
28. As much as it might be fun messing around with a younger guy I'd never date one.
>>30025136
Oh no wonder you'd fuck a fat ugly bitch
>>30025152
I find Opal very attractive. She has a peach of an ass and a very cute face. If there's any good to reason to hate her I'd really like to know. I'll turn on a fucking dime if I'm wrong but that girl is quite hot.
>>30025215
>tumblr images
it's time to wipe this meme from the face of the earth
>>30022552
ANON THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE
I AM GIVING YOU ONE LAST CHANCE TO HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING MY BF
RESPOND TO ME RIGHT NOW OR ELSE
>>30025215
y-you can mess around with me if you'd like
>>30025256
Are you cute and impressionable?
>>30025256
too much so yes
>>30025215
28 is definetly not too old. Dating wise I'm not that interested yet since I hardly know you ha. I'm early-mid twenties. Post a pic if you can.
I live alone. I am willing to take in a robo sex slave. Any takers. Must be female or atleast a trap/willing to shave crossdress etc
>>30025212
>Who cares? Honestly, why is cutting such a big deal? I genuinely don't understand
becausenormal people don't cut themselves, it's clear she has a mental problem and will probably kill herself if she is bullied like this every time she posts
>>30025238
most parts of her are attractive yes
except of course the arm
>>30025215
I'm nice to people that don't give me a reason not to kind. 28 isn't old btw, I fucked a 40 something once.
>>30025152
I hope she reads it and finally kills herself. Dyke whores need to get off the earth. Be as mean as possible to feminine because they are more likely to kill themselves. I know her tragic back story about her dad raping her but maybe that's a good thing. Father's know best. I hope every guy who she meets rapes her and leaves her just like her dad did.
>>30025283
meant for >>30025268
christmas cake here
>>30016851
Only if you're okay with me being a virgin too teeheehee ;))
>>30017421
i would actually do this except i havent lost mine yet and i want my virginity to be lost to someone special
>>30025125
I know right
Some faggot is spamming fake Skypes, and some neckbeards are rp'ing with robots.
This thread is so fucking gay
>>30025322
>>30025152
if you are on the internet posting nude pictures of yourself for betas to drool over, you have hit fucking rock bottom. she needs to slit her wrists vertically this time.
>>30017046
Why is this okay? If this queermo was a chick y'all would be witch hunting that bitch.
>>30025322
Is that a penis tattoo
>>30025332
>about her dad raping her
yoo what I never read this before
post story
>>30025377
>Some faggot is spamming fake Skypes
that is what garbage /soc/ threads like this deserve
>>30025305
I'm not posting anything on /r9k/, post contact info and if I get the impression you might be interesting we'll see about exchanging pictures. Skype or Steam or whatever.
That goes for any of you, really.
>>30025353
Those are nice qualities!
>>30025330
I didn't mean too old for you, I just meant too old to date, I don't really like relationships with younger guys, as much as I like messing with them. I feel really responsible in relationships and kind of chicken out when I feel like I might hurt them.
>>30025152
But she might make cool art again.
>>30025253
Okay Bb. Less make ah sexton time.
>>30025322
I cut too, but I don't think its that big of a deal. Obviously I'm not super mentally stable, but I don't need to be coddled. If she doesn't want to be bullied, all she has to do is stop posting. If she's too stupid to realize that, maybe she should kill herself.
>>30025445
>that fat coming out of her arm
>>30025438
>Those are nice qualities!
Please mess around with me and show me the ropes :3c!
>>30025322
Implying it would be bad if she killed herself. The only reason she's into what she is is because she was raped. What does that tell you beta shit lords? No normal girl could ever love a bunch of retarded ugly virgins. She herself is overweight and ugly so. If she was born hot she'd prob fuck Chad's like a typical whore it's mostly because she's ugly that she goes after losers like in this thread. All the psychological issues is just added baggage.
>>30025041
i'll do that, thanks for the redirection.
>>30025427
>>30025445
I feel simultaneously so sorry for that poor Damn girl while at the same time I want to fuck the hell out of that ass and mouth. Am-am... I am bad person?
Post more pics of Opal BTW.
>>30025383
Someone else was posting them. But since they exist I agree. >>30025427
Everyone knows that story anon it's why she's so fucked up. Someone in her family.
>>30025377
>>30025427
i'm one of the fucking dupe skype ids, and /r9k/ is the weirdest shit I've seen on 4chan in a few years.
Im gay but so poor that I would if they had a small dick and compensated $1000+
Hmu aussies
>>30025480
Haha cos she's so fat.
>>30025438
You cant hurt what is already dead inside :^)
>>30025566
She really hates being hit on. Add her and tell her you'd rape her. Triggering Tumblrinas is the best. She's not a victim even one knows whore love getting raped as children.
>>30025655
Almost every person I've met from this board has been an emotional mess.
>>30025655
Tru date. Pouring a 40 on the curb for all my fellow robots hopes, dreams, and remnants of souls or personalities.
>>30020994
God you are insufferable piece of fucking trash.Who doesn't believe in gay rights you fucking faggot. Liberal anything agoraphobic OCD self diagnosing piece of shit. Oh my god remove yourself from the gene pool or shape the fuck up
>>30025074
Hey, if that's what you want anon, I'll help you out
>>30025419
nah, I think it says DoJ or something like that
I know there's another pic of her arm in this thread but I can't find it, see if you can
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/29801738/
>>30025566
I'm no psychologist but idk maybe it would be healthy for her to have normal sexual experiences? maybe she would feel more valued, less... inclined to self harm
just more proof that women can't be robots lmao, I think most guys here are fine knowing nobody will ever want them sexually
>>30025678
Minus my mood swings I'm pretty stable, hell the swings just make life more interesting.
My name is Xzavier, I was just looking to chat with some people. My skype username is creeperj666 so hmu
>>30025678
Yup. I always thought that a mental health multi-disciplinary team could do wonders offering their services here for just a couple of hours a week.
>>30025709
She's ugly . . Into the trash it foes.
>>30025716
got contact i can get you at?
>>30025678
>Almost every person I've met from this board has been an emotional mess.
who the fuck are you meeting?
most robots are fine except maybe kinda shy
>>30025720
Only gross 50 year old alcoholics would want that girl.
>>30025789
>got contact i can get you at?
yeah,
Kik carterwebb13
pic is me, I look like a cute little baby boy
>>30025720
You're probably right. All I know is that I wouldn't mind waking up beside that.
Shes waifu material. I'd gladly fuck her slowly. Or at least masturbate to her now if I can find more pics.
>>30025790
Nah, the memes end and the life stories and drama begins when you're a woman.
>>30025814
Looks like a cross-dressing elliot rodger.
>>30025789
my skype is danielledeadly ;)
can't wait to hear from you <3
>>30025835
>>30025814
>someone will fall for this
>>30025809
Nah most straight men would find her attractive and a large portion would possibly date her objectively speaking. You're just being a faggot.
>>30025855
It's both sad and amusing at the same time.
>>30025789
skype is
la.furra.darketa
I don't know why people are pretending to be me...
>>30025855
>>30025835
Just the thought of the the sad lonely robot that would and will fall for this is depressing.
>>30025789
Post your throwaway email, but only if youre near DFW or are willing to travel there for poon. I don't wanna waste your time if you live in Namibia or something
>>30025814
>>30025835
>>30025878
Y'all gotta chill
>>30025878
Who are you exactly?
Origami comatsu.
>>30025860
No literally you are a beta. That's the only reason you think that. If you aren't a beta post your face with a timestamp.
>>30025914
I 100%know for a fact that you are a beta because that's the only kind of person who'd go after her.
>>30025914
Nah. Betas follow orders. Alphas do what the fuck they want. Now suck my dick you omega faggot.
>>30025929
are you getting my emails anon?
can't wait to hear from you <3
>>30016851
>No compensation
Really OP? Sluts I-I mean """"""femanons""""" don't come cheap homie.
>>30026000
Haven't gotten a single one of those spam mails
>>30025977
Then it's you who's the Omega. Because you won't prove yourself. I already know I can get better bitches. She prob fuck you. I bet you need an ugly practice girl you can treat like shit.
Hey boys, Taylor here.
I LOVE cute boys, and there is nothing I like more than taking the virginity of cute robots when I go on tour.
email me at
[email protected]
and I try my best to meet up with you. Let's have some fun :3
>>30026032
You might be able to get her to become anorexic and a little hotter eventually.
even if it isnt necessarily a robot, are there any fembots who are into the idea of taking virginities in general?
>>30026201
>fembots
is this bait
>>30026201
Sure, assuming all the garbage that came with it wasn't a factor (it always is), it would be fun.
>>30026140
>obvious troll
>but what if she actually does this
>even if someone reported on it
>nobody would believe them
>mfw
>>30026024
I dunno, I'd do it just to make someone happy. Not sure about the other women though.
Maybe I just care to much about these dweeby robots. Though stealing their virginity and just leaving them might mess them up even more. Its a mystery.
>>30026231
you can tell it's real because she is using a throwaway instead of her real email, [email protected]
I'm pretty much used to being alone now that I'm 29. I'd likely suck as a BF since I'm so used to being on my own.
>>30026237
>might mess them up even more
Not sure about other robots, but I'm pretty sure I already hit mental bedrock a long time ago.
>>30026230
what's fun about it
>>30026230
>If it was the same as all other sex it would be fun
>>30026312
>what's fun about it
uh, idk anon, maybe having sex? you would want to have sex, wouldn't you?
>>30026288
I dunno, I always think that, but then I hit a new low. I just worry that I might become someone's unreciprocating oneitis, and I don't want to hurt someone like that.
>>30026312
I like making other people feel good, and get off on other people getting off. Having sex with someone who is giving me their virginity is the ultimate form of that, or so I'd imagine.
>>30026201
>>30026237
For me, I'd just want to take control and let it build up, so that I could feel all that pent up lust focused on me, then I'd work them up some more, deny and tease until they cum before ever getting the chance to put it inside me, then I'd ridicule them for being incompetent in a tender but condescending way before leaving to get myself off at home thinking about it.
I wish gems would kill herself. Like her fat degen Gay friend did. She knows she deserves it for loving as she got raped when she was a child.
>>30017862
hi i am megaman lmao
do you think i am cute lmao u wanna make me a boyslut don't u lol
>>30026382
That's not very kind! I wanna be comfy and mommy-ish, helping gently guide these robots into sex.
>>30026237
It's >>30026288 again. >>30026382 WOULD actually mess me up and I'd probably start going for high score at that very moment. Like my dick was the control rod at Chernobyl.
>>30026450
I-Iocation mommy
>>30025445
Do you guys want to see the picture of the robot who killed himself because she said no to fucking him? True story.
>>30026474
>Aryan 18/m
not someone as creepy as you desu
>>30026452
That's a bit of an overreaction, anonymous, it would just be in fun.
>>30026481
>Do you guys want to see the picture of the robot who killed himself because she said no to fucking him? True story.
yes
>>30026450
I really want to believe.
>>30026480
DFW still. I'm not mommy-shaped unfortunately, just mommy-mannered.
>>30026452
H-hopefully they're just roleplaying. I'll take care of you, Chernobyl boy
>>30026450
details? like how would you imagine the situation going
>>30016851
Sure, but only if he was my actual boyfriend so we could share the experience of deflowering each other as we make soft love and all that sappy shit.
I see no point in having sex only for the purpose of taking virginity, considering that must be a fetish I will never have.
If any femanon would take my virginity,I won't care how you look as long as you have decent hygiene. I'm 18 and in northern Illinois :(, I don't want to be a wizard.
>>30026551
>I'm not mommy-shaped unfortunately
Alright, let's get this out of the way. How big is your dick?
>>30026578
>I'm 18 and in northern Illinois :(,
:(
>>30026551
Also apparently as bad as my mom at replying to emails
>>30026560
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>>30026520
You say that, but teasing a robot like that is like making gun noises around a PTSD vet. The higher brain shuts off and the rage kicks in, and next thing you know half the police force needs to be sent out to smoke him out of the woods.
>>30026625
W-would you be fine with a boyish girl like me anon?
>>30026650
Nah, most here would be too timid to talk back or try anything like that. I'd be fine, and have my fun. He can throw his fit once I've left, I'll just read his OP post and get wet.
>>30026663
Fuck off she's adorable
>>30026663
Sure why not your pretty cute ;).
>>30026560
That would be pretty nice honestly..
>>30026663
Don't tease me with a short haired qt I can never date.
>>30025835
original not was. comment your your seconds, 8 for muted been have You because
>>30024770
Maybe. Age? Area code?
Are their no femanons in northern IL or south Wisconsin? Feelsbadman, I'm gonna go buy a wand and cloak.
>>30026382
>tfw no teasing girl who messes with you while she deflowers you but still satisfies you in the end
>>30026735
>Maybe. Age? Area code?
19/ bay area, what about you?
>>30026558
>meet up with the guy
>buy him some lunch and eat with him
>have casual friendly conversation
>go back to his place
>chat a little more, make sure he's comfortable with the situation
>talk to him about sex a little, ask what kind of things he's into
>go to the bedroom, slowly undress each other
>lots of gentle smooching
>gradually get more heated, help him guide his weiner into me
>start off gently, let him take control though because its his special moment
>if there's stuff he's into that I can accommodate, incorporate that
>let him finish
>clean up and cuddle some
>I cook him dinner, we eat together
>maybe have sex one more time if he's up for it
>I disappear into the night and am never seen again
>>30026600
Nah, not a tranny. I'm really short and thin, and quite boyish. Really frail, no childbearing hips or big tits.
>>30026615
I haven't posted my email, honeybee. You can post yours though, if you're interested!
>>30026757
shut up you fucking faggot Jesus Christ nobody will ever want to fuck you go to /soc/
I hope you are shot to death in your garbage chicago suburb
maybe if we were dating?? not sure if that counts as compensation but i dont wanna lose my virginity to someone i dont love
>>30025604
Get the fuck off my board you cum guzzling faggot
>>30026625
I live inIceland.Plus I'm already mentally devoted to my Internet crush.
>>30026797
I don't live in Chicago :(. Man I just want a gf to watch movies and cuddle with,.
Next April I enter wizardhood. Wish me luck on the other side.
>>30026783
Its a trap. Guys get ready to be asked to put your credit card info in a website just so she can "know for sure you are not a serial killer" because she had a "bad experience with a boy last summer."
>>30026760
But that completely ruins it!
>>30026783
>Nah, not a tranny. I'm really short and thin, and quite boyish. Really frail, no childbearing hips or big tits.
My bad. But that's the correct guess more often than not. But you dont sound bad. Its all in the attitude anyways. Too bad you're not anywhere near me.
>>30026850
Please catalog your expedition into the arcane for your fellow robot.
Ayo anyone from Phoenix/Maricopa county?
19yo khv male that wants a gril to love me
Am fat
Don't give a shit what you look like
Now here, have a doggo on me
>>30026922
>doggo
epic memer confirmed
>>30020076
Actually this wasn't a bait post, i was just very, very depressed.I stand by what I said though. Shallow qualities will always overrule.
>>30026764
25 and Detroit (not black though).
>>30026890
For you, I'm talking about a girl who wants to take the piss out of a guy while she's taking his virginity but still lets him do it in the end. YOu just reminded me of the reality that girls like that only have cruel thoughts about virgins
>>30026940
THANKS FRIEND :))))
>I love you
ffs guys you are pathetic. One catfishing faggot is enough for you to lose your mind.
Also, since it's /soc/ thread already if you want to chat, post your skype id.
>>30026663
I want to believe you aren't a rp'ing neckbeard
>>30026852
Nah, I'm serious. Maybe if I was really worried about how someone was acting but still wanted to give it a shot, I'd ask for a picture of a photo ID with all the info but the name and picture blurred out or something. Just something that would give the cops a general idea when conducting my murder investigation, yknow? I have money, and if I really wanted to, I could sell my panties or something. I just want to help some guys out!
>>30026908
Nah, I totally understand your scepticism. Thanks anon! Hopefully you'll find a loving mommy gf of your very own~
Any girls in SD area?
>>30026783
>none of this will ever happen to you
>>30026997
>Any girls in SD area?
I am, b-but... will you be ok with my scar?
I'm so sorry anon... I'm not good enough for anyone...
>>30026959
I don't think I'm cruel :(
>>30026986
>Thanks anon! Hopefully you'll find a loving mommy gf of your very own~
Statistically speaking my odds are terrible, but the idea is sweet.
>>30027028
>not even editing out the news watermark
0/10, apply yourself
>>30021146
I'm from Oklahoma oregano.
I don't mind all the stuff you listed.
How do we talk?
>>30027036
>teasing a guy until he bursts in his pants and has to remember this as his first sexual interaction with a woman, where she didnt touch him at all
>not cruel
Such a terrible fucking thread.
>>30026971
where do you live btw? I used to live down in mesa, I went to westwood high school
honestly I miss living in phoenix desu, California may have a lot better food and a lot more stuff but overall it's kinda worse. I really liked Cafe Rio and Cafe Zupa's desu
>>30027101
it's almost over anon, help us make 50 more posts then it'll die
>>30027080
I didn't say I wouldn't touch him at all!
>>30027017
>>30027052
Just keep hoping!
You can drop me your throwaway email if you'd like to chat though!
>>30027059
She is opalcocoon
>>30027126
Where are you from again anon? DFW?
my email is [email protected]
>>30027126
will you take my virginity anon?
my skype is Kingkitten87
>>30027059
What's your skype? I will add you, also this:
>>30027143
Add it.
>>30027165
Sent you an email!
>>30027204
Nope, I only smooch good boys who actually read my posts (^;
19/Male/USA
I like both girls and traps
Single
Text, Mic, and Cam.
I love synthwave and 80s pop, lots of game music. Lots of classical.
Don't really have a favorite show.
Favorite game would definitely be Doom, or anything on Sega Genesis, NES, SNES, or DOS.
My interests consist of computer stuff, 90's computer equipment and graphics, shit-tier programming, politics, music, animation, language, etc.
Skype groups are fine.
English and Japanese.
I'm looking for clingy girls or traps.
Can't really say what I'm not looking for, I guess we'll see.
Skype: gnu.ibm
Image is of me.
I'm here in Toronto.
I'm not fat, im not that ugly, but I'm still a virgin and I can't get a girlfriend because I have no social skills.
On the off chance that there are any fembots from around here in this thread, maybe you might consider meeting me...?
Where are you from again anon? DFW?
my email is Justtomakesureyouarenotastalkerorsomething@putyourcreditcardinformationherefornoreasonsoyoucanfuckmealready.org
>>30027126
>You can drop me your throwaway email if you'd like to chat though!
Sure, why noteven though you'll no doubt get more people pretending to be me, and me you
[email protected]
I'm off for the night soon, but I'll try to remember to check tomorrow.
>>30016851
Anyone in San Antonio interested in my mint condition dick?
>>30027300
>my email is Justtomakesureyouarenotastalkerorsomething@putyourcreditcardinformationherefornoreasonsoyoucanfuckmealready.org
ok, sent :)
>>30027277
I'm in Toronto too, here >>30026382
If you're cute, maybe.
>>30022004
your grotesque worship of sadism is the root of ALL evils in the entire world
>>30027143
I'm too newfag to know what this is. I googled and all that came up was some twitter cosplay girl.
>>30027267
My skype is meadowrag
Possibly. If the person was someone I considered my mate and was convinced I love them and they love me then maybe. I don't really ever want to and am actually pretty scared of sex so if I were to do it, it'd be for my partner.
>>30027351
I'm not really, but if you have a kik, I'll send you a picture of myself so that you can come to your own conclusions..
>>30027119
Then what exactly are you saying, cause it sounds like you want to give a guy no sexual release outside of getting so excited he cums on his own
Spamming until thread dies.
This is going no where fast.
This thread is sure getting me hot. I am not a virgin, but yeah deflower me. impurify me even more, im a bad boi.
Be nice to have my virginity taken, but I doubt anyone's close enough (or willing) to oblige.
>>30027596
No you are a good boy whos going to become a bad boy because your going to be corrupted and have your innocence stolen, ripped away violently.. Poor thing!
>>30027473
Would you be interested in something like I described? It's not really as fun if you know it's coming, but, I imagine the effect wouldn't be too far off. I'm 28, by the way.
>>30027498
Yes, that's right, but it's just in fun. I've done it before and they turned out fine.
>>30026949
>Actually this wasn't a bait post, i was just very, very depressed.I stand by what I said though. Shallow qualities will always overrule.
Anon, everyone is shallow to a certain degree. EVERYONE wants to be handsome, or beautiful, or pretty, and everyone would rather have a more attractive SO than a less attractive SO, that's true.
But these are not flaws of robots, and I think - or at least I would like to hope - that robots would be better than most in these regards, perhaps a little more forgiving.
Excuse the picture I was trying to be silly! lol!
I'm 19/khv mexican in Baltimore my skype is always.boring
>>30027654
Thats still cruel
>>30027634
Of course. Anything to break me away from these last few lonely years. I'm into girls of any age really, but I think I might be too young for you. I'm only 18, you see.
>>30027713
But fun. With your attitude you'd probably be particularly fun to do it to.
>>30027701
Alex leave.
>>30027619
You like that cum baby? That pure angelic virgin cum?
bump limit in 20 posts, say your last words
>>30027725
That is pretty young, honestly, I like seducing younger guys but that might be a bit much. Could be fun though, I'll think about it, post your kik and I might add you later.
>>30027743
Flamestoash
>>30027737
As a succubus I need it to survive, I'm gonna rip it out of you. I will have it one way or another stuffed into all three holes. You better have enough for all that.
>>30027743
>post your kik and I might add you later.
Braindead.muffin
>>30027753
My penis never did something like that before till you came over.
>>30027743
my kik is djkhaledpapi
sorry I was late, I'm the person you replied to
>>30027758
>>30027752
Which of you is the one in Toronto?
>>30027727
>But fun
For you, not for the poor guy who thinks he can finally experience what 99.9999% of guys get to but gets denied while the girl goes home and masturbates to the frustration
>>30027778
Must be the succulent smell of my of my demonically blessed slit, it brain washes little boys to become good fuck toy cum pumps for me.
>>30027790
I'm from Toronto
kik cklino
>>30027790
stainlesschina
toronto here, deflower me bb
>>30027752
The first one.
I'm a ginger
See you there.
Or not...
>tfw nobody lives in fucking Iowa
>>30027790
SKYPE; GIFFYBOX
>>30027743
I'm a younger guy, pls seduce me ;-;
kik is sardoniccharm
>>30027836
>when there's probably virgin hunters in your state but you're afraid to find out
>mfw I've posted almost 100 times in this thread
holy jej
>>30027870
Really can you point out everyone of your posts in an obnoxiously long comment?
>>30027809
>>30027827
>>30027842
>>30027758
>>30027788
>>30027752
>>30027860
Are there really this many interested in >>30026382 this sort of thing? Am I being meme'd? That's kind of pathetic if it's the case, but I'll add a couple of you. I'm mostly interested in the one I asked for specifically, so..? which?
>>30027793
Yeah, but it gets me off hard, and that's what I care about. It's boys like you that are the most fun.
>>30027835
>>30027790
Uh well then.
My mistake..
>>30027738
holy shit is that that guy who used to post? what happened to him?
>>30027901
He started pitching for the yankees. His go to pitch is the cutter.
>>30027889
throwing another virgin into the mix
overgrowth97
pls take my highly valued virginity, VERY important
>>30027835
Sorry, missed that post, I got it~
>>30027915
Are all of you people really in Toronto? I'm not interested in erp or being your friend online, I just want to meet up with some dorky virgin. Please don't waste my time.
>>30027889
let's go see a Jay's game anon!
>>30027944
Yes I am really into toronto please contact me and take my virginity
18/m/ toronto
I think I am kinda qt maybe
>>30027915
Wow it sure is catfishy in here!
>>30027959
I'll save it I guess, I'll add you if the other two turn out to be boring.
>>30027980
can you please send me a message first so I get your kik anon?
>>30027889
>Yeah, but it gets me off hard, and that's what I care about. It's boys like you that are the most fun.
I'm glad your satisfied, and that apparently the girls who like my attitutde are ones who dont want me to have sexual pleasure, it gives me real hope for my future
>>30028087
Impotent virgin bitching makes me wet.
>>30028108
not gonna lie you type like an ugly girl
~40 min till archival team
>>30028170
Yes, keep it up~
21 year old in toronto here
bored.panda is my kik
>>30019463
dont be self concious about your stretch marks. formally fat and still kinda fat dude with them you gotta just own it. confidence (even if faked) is super sexy
Ok I'll bite, though I'm just looking to chat
>A/S/L
18/M (Hetero)/USA East Coast
> Favorite Music
Some Techno, Jazz, Metal to a degree I sorta like Imagine Dragons, Stealth, Home, Johari etc. Im also Into CCCP music.
> Favorite Books
I mostly read non-fiction historical and political analysis but I did like non-fiction books like the Redial series and such.
> Favorite Shows
Loved most stuff airing on CN when I saw a kid, and I do watch a lot of Chinese cartoons now though, stuff like Berserk, FMA, and of course the best one of all, Cory in the House.
> Vidya
Bioshock series, Fallout 1,2, and New Vegas, Rainbow Six Siege, Natural Selection 2, Red Orchestra, Insurgency, Mount and Blade, Battlefield, Medieval 2 Total War, Civ etc. Lots of RPG's, Tactical First Person Shooters and Strategy games.
> Interests
Autistic Interest in World History and politics, as well as Running, Swimming and Lifting. I like the 20th century and the Cold War specifically. Im also a decent singer if you like that.
>Not posting my picture on a Azerbaijani Halal meat slaughter forum. (Don't worry, I'm not ugly).
>>30024159
Is Adeladdi your Skype?
Hey i live in StateN Island New York Sum1 fuck me im so tired im like drunk tired rn
bump yeah dude ({})
>>30028398
Redwall series, damn auto-correct.
>>30028401
hey grill I fuck u ok
>tfw lost my virginity at age 32 to a femanon
>she smelled like feces and had rotting teeth
Don't do it bros. This shit traumatized me forever.
Femanons are disgusting. I wish I just shelled out money for a nice escort to lose my virginity. Instead a femanon just broke me even further.
>>30028831
How old are you now anon
Aaa
>>30028831
Was she ugly other than that?
