Are there any women on /r9k/ who would ever willingly take a robot's virginity, with or without compensation?
yup i'd do it for free
>>30016867
>yup i'd do it for free
pls be in SF
>>30016851
Not a girl but I would let a robot fuck my boy pussy
No because the money wouldn't even pay for the worst possible outcome of the infection
>>30017072
>implying robot cocks aren't the most clean virgin cocks to exist on this earth
>>30017046
Post picture of boy pussy
Please
>>30016851
23 y/o virgin here, now accepting applications
>>30016851
been there, done that
this is unoriginal af
>>30017336
I'm not going to post my boy pussy for robots I just want boys to play with it
>26
>white
>fit
>6'
>bathe daily
I'll pay a "femanon" $100 to take my virginity and pay for the room if you can't host.
All I ask is that you at least look female, have had less than 5 sexual partners, are under 240lbs, and are nice.
I'll only go $100 though because any more than that would make me feel like a loser.
>>30017072
>infection from virgin cocks
>>30017407
But what else will I jerk off to?
>>30017432
There's plenty of boy pussy on the internet
>>30017475
But I want YOUR boy pussy
>>30017432
This, perhaps?
>>30017497
See >>30017512 It's a much better boy pussy
>>30017475
>>30017497
Took the words out of my mouth.
The same way you need to take the boy pussy out RIGHT NOW bb.
>tfw literally turning my life around to get boipussigf
>tfw roasties start mirin'
>tfw tell a roastie who tries to make conversation "I'm busy"
>tfw more roasties flock to me
>tfw have to tell them to literally fuck off
Boipussi is superior in every way.
>>30017541
>ruka
You're the one with the good boy pussy here
>>30017539
Just show us the boy pussy
>>30017512
I need a name famalam
>>30017582
No I'm not, I just happen to want to dump loads upon loads of semen into boy pussy on a regular basis.
>still replying
>because you know you want to post the boy pussy
just remove the exif bb we luv u.
>>30017592
this
JUST-show us. I promise at least 2 faps.
THIS IS NOT A BOIPUCCI THREAD, THIS IS FOR BIOLOGICAL FEMALES
GO AWAY
>>30017592
I'm not going to post my boy pussy on the internet I'm pure
>>30017623
I like it when boys give me attention
>>30017631
Not any more it isn't.Stir the oregano into the pasta thoroughly.
>>30017652
>pure
We know you want guys like us to appreciate that boy pussy so just show us and let us nut to it all day long
>>30017512
What the fuck is this shit? Where is the penis?
This is an insult to boypussy
>>30017689
Kill yourself disgusting faggots and go take your cancer back to your containment tank >>>/lgbt/
>>30017707
>We know you want guys like us to appreciate that boy pussy
Yes but I don't post my boy pussy on the internet because I'm not a slut
>>30016851
>compensation
Heh. I wouldn't want to make them feel like whores but I gotta say I wish I could do something nice in return.
>>30017758
Be a slut for us anon, show us your boy pussy
We need to see it
I settle for a handjob and a cuddle. Or evenhand holding
>>30017805
Never I need to stay pure for when I find a boyfriend
>all these anons wanting to sluttify a pure cuteboy
>>30017833
>fags
>pure
You'll both burn in hell anon
>>30017421
>have had less than 5 sexual partners
>taking an stranger's virginity on an internet message board for losers
Try 20+
I want to take the virginity of cute robot boys~
>>30017833
Anon don't be stubborn and greedy show us your puss
>>30016851
I would do it for free but i'm a virgin so i'd want it to feel intimate.
>>30017732
Someone appears to be part of a circlejerk/hivemind.
>>>/pol/ and do us all a favour, arigatou.
>>30017917
No I'm staying pure for the sake of my future bf. I can't have pictures of my boy pussy on the internet
>>30017980
You've been teasing for too long, I'm losing patience just show the boy pussy anon, and don't forget the timestamp
>>30017934
>only /pol/ hates fags
Nice try disgusting trash
>>>/out/
>>30017980
I am your future bf anon. I want to see the boypussy I will own one day and I want to see it NOW
>>30017910
be my qt fat slut gf
>>30018009
I'm not teasing, you were the one that started it.
>>30018028
Even if you were I would only show you in private.
No.
Robots are violent and retarded, I would never meet up with or befriend one.
I also wouldn't fuck a hobo.
Willingly consorting with robots is coal-burner level retardation and self endangerment.
I already did. Why not, if you love them?
>>30018099
Okay. Post picture of butt. Non-lewd, legs, butt and body, so we have something at least.just be a slut I want to cum inside your boy pussy stop teasing
also marry me.
>>30018099
Anon don't be a prude and give me the lewd
>>30018163
>>30018198
I'm not going to turn into a slut for any of you two
>>30018244
But we know you want to
>>30018244
then post contact so we can at least talk, steam or something, or a throwaway email.
>tfw have to literally make this anon my wife to see the boipucci
Okay anon. Lets talk. We've got our lives to waste. Let me start by saying if we do get married I promise to treasure you and your boipucci for the rest of eternity.post a non-lewd pls and a way for us to talk
>>30018133
>Robots are violent and retarded
really hope this is bait desu senpai
>>30018244
Its not being a slut if you enjoy it, stacy does it for attention. You do it for the sex. You do it because you want to be filled with cum.
>>30018332
Robots want to molest and rape children, beat women to death, stone women, attack women with acid, have government mandated rape victims, many of them physically and emotionally abuse the elderly relatives acting as their caretakers.
>>30018426
I'm a Roman Catholic robot who doesn't want to do any of that shit. I'm just an anxious mess who had a bad childhood who has no friends and is a mess when interacting with people. I think you've been taking memes too seriously.
>>30018426
>implying I dont want a caring, monogamous relationship with a sweetdommeqt
>>30017910
>tfw you unironically like fatass japs
just fucking kill me
>>30018426
I also enjoy killing animals, you forgot that part.
>>30018640
fatass 2D girls are superior to fatass 3D girls
>>30018640
What's your opinion on Ai Shinozaki
Is she chubby enough for you?
>>30018640
I want THIS girl to sit on my skull and smash my brain
>>30018640
big tit Asian Velma gf literally WHEN
I can never work out if people are being ironic when they say they love chubby / fat girls. So many people hate it too and I feel that everybody must be leading me on.
It's especially bad if you got shit for it all throughout your childhood and natural scepticism is ingrained in you.
Anybody else know this feel?
>>30018976
>I can never work out if people are being ironic when they say they love chubby / fat girls.
I unironically like them. They look very fun to cuddle with :3
>>30018976
wait are you a fat girl?
>>30019118
Sadly so. Killed the thread in stereotypical fashion too, sorry...
Yes please , I am a real life female and everything
>>30019255
You can have my virginity then :^)
>>30016903
>implying any SF girls could browse this board without being instantly triggered to death
even the prostitutes of this area would not fuck a robot
>>30019228
>are you willing to take any robots virginity
p-pls answer anon
and yes many people unironically like chubby girls. I guess it depends if you have clean chubby curves like fat asian girls or if you have the disgusting chunks of fat like this, this is definitely not attractive
but some chubby girls are attractive
>>30019228
got a reply though >>30019017
>no-one in kentucky with a big fat ass to sit on my face
>>30016851
Only if we were in a meaningful relationship and he weren't just with me to lose his virgin status. But that's clearly all anyone cares about here.
>letting your potent source of arcane magicks be taken by vile succubi
Fools, don't you want to cast powerful sorcery?
>>30019278
Kik is trip, send pics
>>30018976
depends on where your fat is. if it's in your thighs/ass/hips, you're the most desirable female body type for me
i'd do it for both
interested in late teens desuBut i'm
>>30019384
Does male virginity look like something?
>>30018976
No, it's pretty common.
Lots of men do, including myself. There's also no correlation between men and the women they're attracted too, meaning lts of 9/10 chads like overweight women.
>>30019395In my 20s
>>30019379
Fellow wizard reporting in
>>30019313
Am I willing? Well, sure, if I loved them.
Curves? Yes, definitely. With that said, having fat thighs is not as fun as it sounds and I do have some small stretchmarks on my stomach which sucks.
Funny how, even being outside of the 'thin girl' media dynamic, there's still pressure to look a certain way when fat. I don't really look like any of these models so I wouldn't get your hopes up.
>>30019395
location p l e a s e a n o n
>>30019395
>>30019422
>tfw 20
>tfw just out of my teens a few months ago
>>30019395
I'm 24 but I look like I'm 15 years old
>>30019414
Hopefully something like that
>>30019560
I am exactly that thin, but not a blonde and no piercing
>>30016851
Screw robots they are just as bad as normies, all they do is sit inside fapping to porn and feeling sad that they can't fuck all the girls that chad can, if they ever find a girl who is loving but not as cute as the hot girls they'll just get fucking bored and obsess over other girls behind their back. They don't care about how great you are, how good your soul is, how passionate you are about things, your goals in life, how much a woman cares for you as long as she has the body type and face you like then you'd ditch anyone who cares for a slice of it. You are disgusting pigs.
>>30019575
>>30019560
l added you btw
>>30019608
How would you know that?All I want is a loving gf
>>30019689
Bullshit. That's just what you think you want.
>>30019608
>>30019756
>if I post pictures of an anime girl, people wont assume I'm a fat man roleplaying while in my underwear
>>30019608
Can't say I disagree with you. Then again, unlike these youngfags who think with their dick, I've completely accepted the fact that my ideal woman is unrealistic and therefore, have given up on finding a woman entirely. I'm suprisingly content just fapping.
>>30019756
What a rude assumption but I stand firm
>>30019608
I think you are being a little disingenuous - you know that as a whole, most of us would be more accepting of a woman's faults than most guys would be, and I simply don't think any guy who would cheat would really be a robot
then again this is a bait post and there's no point responding
>>30019395
I'm 18 here.
>But i'm
What
>>30020107
you killed the thread you dingus
>>30016851
Yes, I would love to do this with the right person... BUT have agoraphobia, avoidant personality disorder, OCD, social anxiety disorder, and depression. I'm NEET (so no money to get to you) and I haven't had [real] sex in about two years (nothing in 9 months). The last sex I had was non penetrative pegging him in the ass (yes I enjoy it) and giving oral to a girl.
I'm also queer with PTSD (from being molested) and liberal politically because I firmly believe in gay rights. I also smoke pot (instead of taking benzos for the mental issues). I'm also covered in old self harm scars (no longer practicing self harm/am clean). I also like play video games and watch anime.
If you are okay with all of the above, which are my major malfunctions. Also I might have borderline but none of my shrinks (I've had over 5) have ever put it down in any papers.
If you accept all these malfunctions and are actually a good person on top of it than we might work out. I'm single, just got out of a internet relationship.
>>30020994
Homosexuals aren't even human beings
>>30020994
Also if you think you can fake being kind you can't I like someone actually good person. Most robots see kindness as the last thing they need to worry about but I kind of agree with stuff like this:
>>30019608
On some levels.
>>30021068
I'm queer, not gay. Also I'm female, meaning born with a vagina.
>>30021092
That was in reference to the gay rights point. They don't even deserve the rights given to animals for protection against abuse.
Queer means gay anyway. That's OUR word for disgusting fucking faggots
>>30019505
will still fuck any guy younger than me and i don't know why ive become fixate on that
>>30020994
where do you live.
can I see your scars?
>>30021105
Okay but I'm a dyke not a faggot.
>>30021127
All dykes are faggots, but not all faggots are dykes
>>30021107
Oklahoma, I might have to take a pic cos I can't find any scars pics on my computer, this is the only one I have.
>>30021092
wew hey gemb
>>30021106
Give contact to me pIs and take my virgin cock while I blush in nervousness
>>30021146
>Oklahoma
sorry to far away, is it cool we can just be friends?
you can post all your cool scars and I can autistically save them to my collection.
>>30021159
Hey. Why do you like that pic so much? I don't think it's that good but okay.
>>30021143
okay.
>>30021160
Where do you live?
>>30021197
>Where do you live?
You're a different poster though. And my cock is several states away from yours sorry
>>30021197
>Why do you like that pic so much? I don't think it's that good but okay.
I just had it saved for whatever reason. Even though I think you have a pretty nice body, I'm not especially attracted to you in any way.
>>30021213
I'm the same poster.
>>30021240
I'm not attracted to most guys so it's okay, unless they are pretty much crippled with social anxiety and girly.
>>30021284
o-oh
sorry i'm a few states away from you on the east coast
>>30021160
where do you live
I want to get you high and drunk as well
>>30021240
I think I look kind of fat in that pic tho. lol. It was several months ago so before I lost weight.
>>30016851
only if he would be my bf
>>30021312
You can't get a guy TOO high and drunk before you take his virginity though. Just protip. Only a little high and drunk just so you can feel like you are taking more of his first times.
>>30021312
>>30021301
I've never been high or drunk before though
>>30021323
you've never really been fat
I think you should stop being a stupid degenerate bitch and enroll in community college or something.
>>30021301
I might be going to the east cost soon, maybe. -_-
>>30021328
Are you nice? Will you indulge my impregnation fetish?
>>30020994
Can we wrestle each other until both of us are bloody pulps.
whoever win gets to rape the other.
>>30021351
I have too been fat. Just cos not as fat as you doesn't mean I haven't been fat. Also add me back on skype I know who you are.
>>30021344
you'll like it you'll like everything i'll just sort of do my thing and you'll feel great+++
>>30021380
>>30021355
You're making me nervous anons
>>30021358
I think I am. We would need to be wed first.
>>30021396
You're against pre-marital sex?
>>30021388
Good and I like 0chre she knows whats up.
>tfw european
>femanons are always american
>>30021415
I am against pre-marital impregnation
>>30021445
fly me out with neetbux
>>30021416
B-But what am I supposed to do
>>30021388
Id like it if me and 0chre peer pressured you into smoking and drinking by telling you you are a dweeb and dork if you don't. Then when you are most high and confused and she will hold your arms behind your back while I unzip your pants and take your cock out. We both laugh at how you are trembling head to toe and moaning even though I'm not even touching you sexually just barely touching you by taking your pants off. Then you'd already be rock hard dripping pre cum just from being looked at by two bully girls naked. And then I'd say to 0chre 'I wonder if he will start to really moan like a woman...? lol' So I lift up your shirt and start licking on your nipples as if you are a woman. Then you really do start moaning like a helpless shota boy. I stop and we both start laughing and I lightly playfully slap you and tell you that you are really a fucking pervert, ew. ;) Id prob secretly be super wet with my whole pussy and clit swollen wanting to be fucked but I can't let on top everyone that I'm such a freak and like it. ;-;
>>30020994
Nice thread on /d/ btw
>>30021448
Alright come marry me and have lots of my babies
>>30021508
*to everyone.
>>30021508
>>30021531
;-;
Now I'm nervous and horny
>>30021543
Well to hang out with us you have to be our little pretend slave too. ;-; Can you do that? I need a place to rest my feet. Are you gonna get on your hands and knees and be my foot rest?
Protip: The moment you agree I'd laugh and say 'ew I was just fucking with you, I bet you actually get off on that ew'.
>>30021508
i just, i just want to ride the dick and throw it back to someone who is not experienced and has pretty much only had a porn addiction for all of their coming to age and what not. neet virgins think about sex a lot and watch a lot of sex so if hes drunk and high he will feel confidence for the first time ever and once he feels pussy on his dick for the first time maybe like instinct will take care of him and combined with my aggressiveness it would be a nice fuck
>>30021586
y-yes
>>30021597
that sounds fun but scary ;_;
>>30021474
There's no neetbux in my country.
>>30021597
Do you want him to get on top? I don't rly want him to get confident suddenly I want him to stay nervous and shivering and just force him to preform anyway. I think he would enjoy it once he comes to see how much it actually is my fetish to be in control, that's what would make him relax and be okay with being such a nervous wreck. And then I'd cum to the fact that he is shivering, blushing, and can pretty much barely keep it together. Ultimate fantasy.
>>30021529
Yes please it will be swell
>>30021664
Where do you live, and what do you like to do future wife :^)
>>30021092
What's your Kik?>>30021106
You too
Originiiii
>>30021696
I'm in England and I like to cook, clean and dream about having many babies. What about you, future husbando?
2 years ago I took a robots virginity. We met on r9k and dated for about 3 months.
>>30021781
I'm in the US and I like to play video games, read about history, and read dumb fanfics :3
Which femanon here wants this?
>>30021796
How was it femslut?
>>30021813
really really bad.
He also refused to kiss me.
>>30021798
Do you have skype? This has been pretty funny. I would also like to hear more about these fanfics of yours.
>>30021919
Can you email me yours to my throwaway?
[email protected]
I don't think I would. The majority of robots have ricidulously high standards and would turn me down because I wasn't asian, Rose, or whatever flavor of the month waifu /r9gay/ is worshipping. It's not even like I'm black, fat, old looking or ugly. I still wouldn't look good enough. Plus, I'm kind of into being dominated and degraded. Betas just can't do that kind of intimacy.
>>30022004
what race are you? anything is better than ayy lamo looking gooks
>>30018133
Finally a real post by a real fembot. Thank you
>>30022004
What kind of degrading things?
>>30016851
I met my boyfriend here and took his virginity, so I suppose the answer to your question is yes!it was amazing
>>30022004
>The majority of robots have ricidulously high standards
so true, robots are notoriously critical. You'd have to have a perfect body and face in every way to be acceptable
>>30022175
please describe how you did this succubi?
>>30022175
What's your boyfriend like? Is he a robot in name only?
>>30022280
>meet robot
>talk online
>fall in love
>visit eachother
>do the do
simple
>>30022325
i mean the do the do part
>>30022396
When two anons love eachother very very much he sticks his benis in pooper until his baby-making-juice goes out
>>30019285
b-but i live in SF and have a vagoo
>>30022459
>b-but i live in SF and have a vagoo
that means that you are my gf now anon
>>30022456
thanks fucko
>>30022456
How did it feel
Describe in extreme detail for me to stroke my cock to
>>30022004
This post without a pic means nothing.
Any roasties in /college/ in the Denver-Boulder area? I'd love to stick my beef missile in you
>>30022487
this is the greatest moment of my life
>>30022524
like heaven
his cock is huge
we did it first thing when we met
i came many times
fill in the rest with your imagination and have funf apping
>>30016851
>WOMEN
>IN R9K
HAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAAHAAHHAAAHAHHAA
>>30022004
>Plus, I'm kind of into being dominated and degraded
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
You like that you fucking retard?
>>30022533
You wouldn't fuck me anyway, fuckboi.
>>30022645
thanks bb
>>30022696
>You wouldn't fuck me anyway, fuckboi
You don't know that.
>>30022004
>The majority of robots have ricidulously high standards and would turn me down because I...
where do girls make this shit up from? no, most of us wouldn't turn you down just because you weren't a super model and you know it. Just because we like Asian girls or anzu or whatever doesn't mean we would turn down girls who are not asian girls or anzu or whatever
>>30020994
Even a girl as low quality as THIS will be inundated with offers if she advertises herself on literally any platform.
Women CANNOT be lonely in the same way men can.
>>30016851
Pathetic virgin guys who cum way too fast are my fetish
>>30016851
Yes, I would. I actually tried once but he bailed on me.
>>30022843
be my first fuck
I came in about a minute my last fap
>>30022843
>Pathetic virgin guys who cum way too fast are my fetish
Then I think you'll love me B)
>>30022911
fuck off I came in like thirty seconds
>>30022911
>>30022940
I wanna whisper in your ear and touch myself until you cum in your boxers like the pathetic joke you areand then get you hard again and see how fast you finish in my pussy
>>30023047
g i b contact and skype me
>>30023090
>g i b contact and skype me
ok sure, my skype is Cranon1282 <3
>>30023166
>no results found
okay
>>30023090
that anon isn't me, I am Pinching_a_loaf
PLEASE contact me I want to deflower a qt boy :3
>>30023090
I don't have skype but I have kik, MyLastCaress
>>30023090
scathach90 is my kik, can't wait to get to know u <3
>>30023090
jbettis27 is my skype!
>>30023090
>g i b contact and skype me
sure but just a warning,I am a transgirl :)I hope that doesn't scare you!
Belle_Audrey
>>30023090
just a warning anon, I am slightly older, pic is me
if you are still down, my kik is LilOliviaAgain!
>>30023090
Would love to get to know ya a bit more first, I have Kik and Skype(both names on those is the same: Pheightful).
>>30023090
my skype: whofleck
>>30023090
my skype is vekpire, look forward to hearing from you soon qt
>>30021621
What's your Skype? >>30022840
Yet I still haven't gotten anyones Skype and haven't had sex for years.
>>30023090
would rather not post my skype here, what's yours? let's see that cute little virgin cock of yours anon :3c
>>30016851
Get rekt skrebs I 1v1 Roblox u on RoonSkeip
>>30023047
Fuck that's so hot... I want to do that too... Fuck.
>>30016851
only if it's our wedding night, missionary, for the sole purpose of reproduction.
>>30023047
>I wanna whisper in your ear and touch myself until you cum in your boxers like the pathetic joke you areand then get you hard again and see how fast you finish in my pussy
>A/S/L
20/M/California
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Text / Mic / Cam
Fine / Preferred / Alright after we talk a bit
>Favorite Music
Rock, Metal, Jazz, J-Rock/Pop, Some Pop, p.much anything that has discernible rhythm and sounds good.
>Favorite Movies
Anything Tarantino, Documentaries, Mystery, Thrillers, Comedy, Occasional Summer Action Flicks
>Favorite TV Shows
Don't watch much TV, mostly anime online. Queueing up Jojo and 91 Days. Also liked Ghost in the Shell SAC, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ajin, Tokyo Ghoul, Baccano, Fate/ Franchise
>Favorite Books
The Things They Carried, The Catcher in the Rye, Frankenstein
>Favorite Vidya
Quake, Half Life, Zelda, Metal Gear Solid, Dark Souls, Grand Theft Auto, Splinter Cell, Resident Evil 4, Postal 2, Max Payne, Deus Ex, Sam & Max
>Interests
Computers/Systems/Programming, Game Design, HCI, History, Old Guns, Politics, Writing, Getting lost on Wikipedia, Getting lost outdoors, Peoplewatching
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
No
>What languages do you speak?
English, Some Spanish
>Pic
The strange man pictured
>Contact Info
john.skype10
>>30023474
I-I don't want to post it here
sorry
>>30023474
my skype is robot_encounters
>>30022552
gib contact pl e as e
>>30023541
OK, mine is HumbleGoomba
>>30018514
>rape children
>roman catholic
>dont want to do any of this shit
I do not believe you, anon !
>>30023779
Stop posting a ton of people from soc. They don't even know you are doing it lol.
>>30023843
>the number of Roman Catholic priests who've molested children is proportionally lower than the general public
hmmm
>>30023854
You are right anon, I should stopIf you want to discuss this further please contact me on skype at endkn1ght
>>30023854
I'm from soc and why am I being summoned to this shit hole???
>>30019395
18 year old guy from Surrey, near Reigate.
Kik is 1v1mefagit and skype is jg9331
Skype is live:burner001
Girl
Shut in
Looking for friends!or maybe more :3c
>>30023893
I totally added a bunch and they thought I was a Normie from soc, and I had multiple conversations with normies. They didn't even seem to know I was a robot. I'm so accomplished.
>>30023090
ok but I am aguyI hope that isn't a problem
30/m/919
bicurious
skype - gabe.newell3
>>30023986
>I had multiple conversations with normies.
would rather die desu
most normals on /soc/ don't know shit about internet culture or even 4chan culture, talking to them is worse than talking to people from the 4chan tag on omegle
looking for big cock, Not into ass
skype: danrocky23
>>30024020
Rofl if you really are spamming peoples Skype I guess I feel better about posting mine. It's opalcocoon, just the girl who was looking for nervous boys.
>>30024084
>just the girl who was looking for nervous boys.
OMG
I am also a girl looking for nervous boys, they are so cute <3
cute boys hmu at flashmasters1
>>30016851
>Are there any women on /r9k/ who would ever willingly take a robot's virginity, with or without compensation?
sure, here's my info
>A/S/L
18/F/USA - East coast
>Text / Mic / Cam
Yeah, yeah, no.
>Favorite Music
Lily Allen, Deee-Lite, MC Lars, Emilie Simon, Miss Li, Nil karaibrahimgil, Boney M., Donna Summer, Alla Pugacheva, TMBG, Chaka Khan, Gin Wigmore, ATD, and Suzanne Vega especially.
>Favorite Books
Don't read much. My favorites are Miss Don't Touch Me, Ringworld, and A Bad Man.
>Favorite Shows/Movies
Totally Spies, 30 Rock, Peep Show, Amadeus, Sound of Insects, Ed Edd n' Eddy, Teen Titans, Avatar, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Thermae Romae, Rose of Versailles, Rome, please somebody else like Dead Like Me.
>Favorite Vidya
Legend of Mana and Age of Empires II are my all time favorites, only play AoE2 now. Sm4sh and Melee I'm shit at but I want to get better. Been playing Blade and Soul, Smite, Whirled (if you count that), Fire Emblem (Gaiden, Path of Radiance, and Radiant Dawn are my favorites. Fates and Awakening are ok.)
>Interests
Cute stuff
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
Sure. But I probably won't do anything in there besides read what everybody says.
>What are you looking for?
Female friends mainly, but I don't mind males. Want to talk about vidya, shows, or whatever. Want to call people sometimes after school or late at night. Watch some chinese cartoons or mongolian movies with since it's always better with someone.
>What are you NOT looking for?
People who do weed and are annoying about it, people who only give one word or a sentence for a response and don't try to carry the conversation too. Edgelords. Someone who tells me their entire life story off the bat or has a serious victim complex. People who self-harm.
I message often if you want me to stop if I'm being too much please just say so.
>Pic
Nah. I'm ugly and I'm trying to deal with it.
>Contact Info
abeladdi
>>30020994
I would pay good money to watch you suffer a slow and painful death, you fucking degenerate mongoloid
any Female robots want to hit me up on kik >purfire3
>>30022004
>It's not even like I'm black
SHEBOONS BTFO
>>30024166
>I would pay good money to watch you suffer a slow and painful death, you fucking degenerate mongoloid
take the initiative and kill me yourself
my skype is retrovoid1992
>>30021597
>>30022004
>no femanon to take your beta frustrations out on
>>30022004
I probably wouldn't turn you down. I love humiliation sluts, especially if they're normal seeming on the surface. If you're still here, you should ask for my skype.
>>30024256
What would I have to give to never have to see you keep posting your picture and Skype on this board again
>>30024314
>If you're still here, you should ask for my skype.
ok what's your skype
>>30024370
ok fine here is my vagain
btw i self harm
>>30024373
alex_alexerson is my Skype.
>>30024370
Maybe shave her beard??
>>30024385
Where are you from anon? Like what state
>>30024385
>>30024370
this is fucking heavy.
/soc/
>>30024385
Disgusting. How much?
>>30024373
You're probably not even the same poster, but dacrackup is my skype.
>>30023870
robot and catholic, why are you not a priest? you're going to be a virgin forever anyways
>>30017340
Country?
8am 677886y
>>30024084
I am from Ohio also here is my arm
I will cut a hole in my arm for you to fuck if you want I have done it before
>>30024431
for you, free
>>30024441
you sound dangerous, I don't want to talk to you
>>30024385
>Time stamp has no date
>>30024443
I've considered being a monk...
>>30024485
What's stopping you? pussy?
>>30017925
Alright. That can be done.
>>30024373
robot_encounters
>>30024256
was going to add you but there's no skype by that name
FEELSBADMAN
>>30024464
ask her yourself, opalcacoon
>>30024461
Oh, you're the humiliation slut? Nevermind. Please don't add me, you're very gross.
>>30024512
I don't think I'm considering it for the right reasons and I'd rather not just make a mockery of it
>>30019463
I have a preference for larger girls. Where you from?
>>30016851
If he marries me I'd be more than happy to do so.
>>30020994
You sound like me or my ex. Where are you from?
>>30024561
>Please don't add me, you're very gross.
fuck you, I am going to add you now and send you nudes for the rest of your life you little bitch
what's your skype? add me opalcocoon
>>30024420
Oklahoma
>>30024575
What are the reasons you're considering it for? I'm really curious, I was raised a Catholic.
>>30024634
You're already plastering the thread with unflattering images of your pasty, doughy body and hairy pussy. I really do not want that shit.
>>30024256
I don't use that Skype anymore it got hacked.
