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/pg/ This is a prostitution general. Post anything related to prostitution here.
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>>30000655
bumperinozod
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>>30000655
anyone have any advice for cheap (under $50) and safe prostitution?

I really wanna go to a asian massage parlor and get a happy ending but I doubt you can get anything good for cheap
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>>30000888
Nothing under $50. At least $80 in my area.
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>>30000888
apples and oranges anon, cheap means shit
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would only pay for a prostitute if she was model-tier
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Does anybody else call hookers when they're bored? I end up calling like 20+ a week
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>>30001121
like a prank call? i've always wanted to do that
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>>30001165
Some are prank calls. Some are beta conversations I have.
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>>30001209
greentext a beta conversation you've had
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>>30001240
I'm too lazy to. But they're pretty much me telling them that I'm a virgin, asking for life advice, asking them about their lives(why they're selling sex), offering to help them, etc.
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>>30001320
>being this lost and confused
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>>30001403
More like
>end my life
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Should I see this tranny? http://newhampshire.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ts-kristen-beautiful-light-skin-tranny-doll-willing-and-able-ready-now/6032026
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how do i become a sissyboi prostitute?
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>>30000655
I'm a prostitute, AMA
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>>30000655
which country has the lowest age for legal prostitution?

i mean, is 18 over here, and 18-19 are the only ones that really catch my attention. most clients seem to agree.
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>>30002282
Why are all the high end prostitutes that I call the biggest roasties?
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>>30002282
if this is true it makes me sad because that must be such a shit job
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>>30002683
sorry, I don't understand the question.
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>>30002736
candidates for a vaginoplasty. 90% women over 18
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>tfw my country is whore paradise
>prostitution is legal
>pornstars do it
>it's really cheap (about 70$ an hour converted)
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>>30002736
They're the worse cunts that I have ever talked to. I'll start off by asking them if they're available and they'll say something like"yeah I'm available wtf do you mean, dumbass". What I also meant by "high end" prostitutes is the ones that over $600 an hour.
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>>30002715
Not the best job, but it is highly paid. Actually I'm 30 already and I'm seriously worried what will I do after I'll become to old...
Actually read on some site that I was involved in this because daddy left me, mummy used to beat me and steapfather harassed me.
I just don't know any other lifestyle, I'm permanently depressed and I just can't turn into full neet because loneliness will be killing me.
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>>30002803
maybe they feel stressed because of lots of clients fucking their mind.
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>>30002816
"Highly paid"? As in what?

Invest your money.
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Can anyone break down the whole process in detail, because I wanna do this by the books and not look like the loser I actually am?
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>>30003033
So you want to do it legally?
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>>30002803
i've never paid that much for a whore, but the ones i know have a standard character for their age: 60% are meh, 30% real bitches, and ~10% are very likeable.

a nice personality surely makes a difference in this kind of human-interaction-heavy job
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>>30002801
What country senpai? Thailand?
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>>30002816
it sounds like you've had a sad life. I hope you find peace
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>>30000888
60 bucks for happy endings in my area there's quite a few sites that list local prices and reviews.
Massages are the way to go for quick relief.
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>tfw green country
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>>30003258
>60 bucks for happy endings in my area there's quite a few sites that list local prices and reviews.
that is... a great price

is the massage any good or do they get straight to the sexual part? how does this go down, do you walk in, tell them you are there for a happy ending or what? can you greentext your experiences pls

what's the site again? is there more than rubmaps?
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>>30003351
Rubmaps is great even if you gotta pay. You should use that as a basis on the places in your area then just google them and see if you can find any free reviews.
I'm in a place were prostitution is like in one area and there are a handful of tugshops.
The best one is a small place owned by two "japanese" woman.
Normally I'd call and make an appointment and go from there.
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I'd fuck whores, but I'm honestly terrified of STD's.

I'd go for dominatrixes, but they're difficult to find outside big cities and half of them are old hags who've realized they're too ugly to prostitutes anymore.
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>>30002191

damn anon my dick is diamonds. what are you waiting for?
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>>30003351
If you call ahead and they know what you're down for it goes a little like this;
>Walk in
>Hey i scheduled a massage for this time.
>I'm greeted by the two owners and whoever is on staff usually 1 or 2 more girls.
>after getting ready they'll offer a quick bath.
>It starts off as a quick soak then the masseuse will join in and give me a quick rub down before drying me off and wrapping me up in a towel for my massage.
About 5-10 minutes in they'll ask if I wanted anything extra and if I do they'll flip me on my stomach and massage till they get to my cock.
after a quick confirmation again they'll go to town.
One is a cunt and usually just counts the clock while encouraging orgasm.
The other owner though is cool about it enjoying herself and offering extra services for a small fee.
Got a bareback blowjob my first time with her and she swallowed.
All girls I've been with are cool with groping as long as you don't start off going all ham.
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>>30002677
answering to myself. i'm unable to find any country with under 18 legal age.

what a shame. we certainly still live in a precivilized era.
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You could always trick women into being prostitutes for you too. I used to have a scheme on Craigslist where I would ask women to "teach me how to kiss because I'm a khv and feel it would make me more confident to learn", and I would just push them into doing more and more sexual things.
>"How do girls like being kissed on the neck?"
>"How do girls like their breasts touched?"
>"How do they like them sucked"?
>"Can I stick it in for a sec to see what it feels like?"

It's safer than Backpage too since when you get a reply on Craigslist, usually it has their name so you can look them up on Facebook to see if they're normal and not old, if you can't find them, try asking for their number and slapping that in Facebook, usually you can find them that way.

What I usually do
>Post a vague craigslist AD about an "Odd job", don't specify women or else it might get flagged
>Look up the women that replied on facebook
>Only reply to the women that passed with a thought out copied/pasted reply, try to make it funny so you don't seem creepy
>Expect a lot to not answer back or get angry, it's like fishing, eventually one girl will be down or even find it cute
>Plan to meet up with her
>(Optional) Before meeting with her, try to drive down the cost you originally agreed upon by blaming it on some money problem
>Meet up with her and slowly push her to more and more stuff
>???
>She profits and you get a safe prostitute and less likely to get STDs or v&
After doing this, some of the girls will be willing to meet again for more "lessons" or "sessions", don't specially mention sex, and you can get them to lower the cost over the long run.
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i went to a massage parlor last night. i recorded it too
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>>30003678
this sounds like way more work than its worth when you can just get a nice onahole for like $60

honestly I bet it feels just as good you guys are wasting hundreds of hours of your time for a moist hole to stick your penis inside
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>>30003700
Show us the video anon
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Anybody ever have an experience with a dominatrix
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>>30003678
thats so crazy it just might work
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>>30003715
Most of the times I only paid $40-$50
Also
>hundreds of hours
I literally post the ad up and reply to all the women with the same copied and pasted message, takes like less than 5 mins a day, plus an extra min to look them up
>>30003775
It did for me. Don't expect instant results though, it usually takes a week or two to find a girl that's down
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>>30003752
I am also wondering this
And for anyone that does, let me ask this real quick:
Is it frowned upon to only ask a dominatrix for vanilla stuff?
Like, if I asked one to just tickle me and let me worship her feet, should I worry about her torturing my balls to spite me for my vanillaness?
>just asked /b/ this but no one answered
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>>30002683
they have sex with people for money
of course they are going to be roasties what else do you expect
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>>30003885
As a sub your needs should be met first.
If a dom doesn't respect your boundaries or understand your sexuality they're a shitty dom.
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Still think about the escort who took my virginity.

She let me tie her up and gag her.

I just want to fuck her one more time.
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What's the easiest way if I just want to get the succ, preferably cumming in her mouth
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>>30004112
Pay extra for a Bareback Blow Job (BBBJ). Pay extra to cum in her mouth.
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Burger here. What are your best tips to lower my chances of being v&?
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>>30003024
It's paid high enough to live a good life but I'm bad at economics.
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>>30004078
Did you have to pay extra for that?

Bondage is probably my biggest fetish and I would pay big money to be able to tie a good looking one up and tickle her.
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>>30003841
>a week or two
over here you can go to a club any day, any time and choose irl a qt one. legal and cheap.

i guess you get the excitement of the hunting, but that scheme will only work if you already are fairly attractive anyway.
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>>30004139
Yeah, but how do I find one who will even do it, and how much will I end up having to pay?
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>>30000655
Pull up a chair, lads, and let me tell you why I'm never going to use a prostitute ever again.

>Be me 4 years ago, was soon to be 23 and living just outside of Houston, Texas
>Shitty house with parents, shitty state, live in what is basically the middle of nowhere
>Basically no one out there (no roasties but no qtpie virgin gfs either)
>There is, however, a Cousin of India nearby
>Celebrating 23rd birthday
>Waitress is asian, slightly overweight, face looks like it was featured on the hydrolic press channel
>Takes our order, as she's leaving my parents tell me I should hit on her
>What the fuck? Why
>'It'll be good for you, you need a woman in your life'
>Decide fuck it. Watch her give our order to chef, goes back to register

Let me preface this by saying we were basically the only people in there, so no one was going to stare at me if I made a fucking ass of myself

>Approach, say hello
>She's very soft spoken but I could tell she asked "what do you want?"
>D-do you want to hang out some time?
>"I charge 45$ an hour"
>45$ for this what the fuck
>but I realize I'm not getting any better
>cont.
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>>30004185
I didn't, $200/hr.

She only blew me the first time because she was unsure about me, but my 2nd and 3rd visits she let me do kinky shit like melt chocolate on her ass. She even bought the gear as I was a poor ass student and asked what type of heels and lingerie I wanted. Hooked me up with weed too.
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How do I become a (non-gay) male prostitute?
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>>30004206
I'm in burgerland though. The risks of police stings or STDs are too risky for me to mess around with.

Also I'm a short mediorce looking manlet, far from attractive. It's just easy to get a slippery slope going when you're both alone.
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>>30004255
>She only blew me the first time because she was unsure about me
what

And you still paid her?
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>>30004210
Look for ones that cater to fetishes and don't service black guys.

You're looking at $500.
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>>30004264
chadify yourself
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>>30000655
whatever happened to that guy who posted here that became close friends with a prostitute?
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>>30004292
Talked her down to $100 since it was less than 30 min and a BJ
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>tfw black
>tfw can't find decent prostitutes that aren't clearly trannies and/or drug addicts

Kill me.
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>>30004309
>$500
Guess the dream is dead then
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>>30004233

>I have about 75$ left from allowance that month, decide fuck it it's now or never
>Pull out cash, put it on counter
>She takes it, counts it quickly, tells me to follow her
>Takes me to the womans bathroom, locks door behind us
>"Get naked"
>Bathroom is disgusting, clearly not cleaned in weeks and it smells like very thick blood
>anyway
>Her face was ugly as balls but her body was OK
>She gets on her knees and starts blowing me
>Feels good at first but realize she's basically gritting her teeth and just pushing back and forth with her face
>Tells me to lay on the floor
>Climbs on top of me
>Literally starts bouncing around on my fucking dick
>No joke, LITERALLY bouncing like she's riding a fucking mechanical horse in a bouncy castle
>She's screaming her fucking head off, it's not even remotely sexy, it sounds like she's being murdered
>Almost as soon as she started she stops, gets off, gets dressed, unlocks the door and leaves
>I get up and notice there's fucking shit all over my lower half
>This fucking butterfaced cunt literally jumped on top of me and charged me 45$ to SHIT ON ME
>Clean self up in disgusting bathroom, leave, try to find bitch, can't
>Parents ask where I went, where's the waitress, etc.
>Tell them she had to go
>2 weeks later, peeing, it starts burning
>chlamydia
>Never return to that place again

Never fucking again
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>>30004292
Some legal brothels in Nevada.
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>>30003199
br land huehue
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>>30004352
Look for broke ass college girls.
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Some politicians in New Hampshire were trying to legalize prostitution. Too bad it didn't pass.
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>>30004426
And they are not even that crazy because fucking everything is normal to them. My sister has introduced me to a couple of these girls before.
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>>30004233
>>30004359
>$45 whore
>expecting quality
top wew
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>>30004233
>>30004359
honestly wtf
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>>30004470
Buy their textbooks and give a little spending money, they'll probably do what you want.

I bought a freshman's chem book and she let me tie her up, found out she had a bf too lel.
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Should I travel to Germany for some sex?
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>>30004554
Bunny Ranch in Nevada.
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>>30004567
Is that the only good place in Nevada? I heard about it a lot.
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>>30004581
I'm sure there are others, it's one county that has legal prostitution.
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>>30004426
Is there any reliable way?
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>>30004554
Just go to Mexico. There are a bunch of "'"high"" end brothels full of ""white"" girls.

Spend a week in Cancun.
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>>30004610
Post some ads on craigslist saying you're looking for college aged models and paying. Go from there. I was in a uni town so that helped.
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>>30003332
>US is red instead of purple
Does "non-intercourse sex acts" only refer to handies and blowies or are dominatrixes legal here?
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>>30004813
*or are dominatrixes illegal here?
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>>30004813
You mean Japan?
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>>30000655

i have nothing against it, but i want to be the first customer
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>>30004359

seems like a legit story
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>4 years ago
>be 19 virgin
>decide fuck it and pack my bags to go to asia for a few months
>tickets to Thailand are $700 round trip
>not my first choice country but fuck the tickets were cheap
>didn't realize how big sex tourism was over there
>sex toursism wasn't even on my check list
>didn't realize how common prostitution was until I got over there
>decide fuck it, may as well lose my virginity while i'm here just for the experience
>"full service" is literally $35-60 at massage parlors
>literally be in heaven for 2 months
>spent 2 weeks traveling to nearby places for pictures to bring home

Also my first prostitute ended up being with a tranny.
Ask me anything.
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>>30006044
>tranny
lol gay
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>>30003332
>Illegal to buy legal to sell

I'll never understand this.
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>>30006130
I should say Ladyboy because I guess there's kind of a difference over there.

(S)he wasn't my last either :v)
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Hookers are nice, but vodka is better.
t. Slav
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>>30006186
Tell some stories tvgdig
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>>30004264
basically? you don't
if youre a male prostitue that usually means gay
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>>30004527
itt: chads posting about their sugar daughters pretending thats the same as a robot going to a jaded whore who even then raises her price after taking a single look at us :(
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>>30006426
All women are whores bruh.
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>>30006290
I'm not good at telling stories

>after almost 20 hours of flight time and layovers finally get to Bangkok
>first thought is "its hot as fuck and i'm probably gonna die here" (I don't leave my house too often)
>find out my hotel is 1 stop away from Soi Cowboi on BTS
>Second night decide to go check it out
>nervous as fuck because i'm not used to all the girls calling me over and touching me (they do this to everyone)
>still not use to the heat and jetlag either so decide i'd just observe that night
>have to hide my raging boner the entire night for hours but still having the time of my life
>never seen so much ass and tiddies my entire life
>go back to my hotel and jerk it off

I'll post my first part 2 in a minute.
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>>30003332
what is it with fucking japan, their porn censors the genitals and they have prostitution but you can't have actual sex?

chastised cucks, japan is the most pathetic country on earth
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>>30006465
theres degrees of prostitution though
a good looking chad being able to talk a girl into sleeping with her for some favors is different to an omega robot having a woman literally only allow him to touch her under the premise of the most clinical type of financial transaction, all the while making her disgust of him as plain as possible
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>>30006610
More pathetic than South Sudan?
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>>30006545

My first experience
>after 5 nights of observing decide its time to swallow my pride and go for a girl
>decide I want to go to a massage parlor because of the privacy and ease
>spend all night walking up and down the streets looking for the perfect face and body
>finally see it infront of a massage parlor beckoning me in
>still nervous as fuck but she puts her arm around me and flirts a little bit, kisses me on the cheek and brings me in
>i'm sat down on a couch and the mamasan brings me some tea and a book with the services they offer
>the girl i'm with is sitting right next to me and we're flipping through the book
>she's pointing out that we should do the hour full service
>includes a full body massage, body licking, blowjob, sex and anal sex then a shower after
>full raging boner and i'm sure she notices
>i choose that and she leads me upstairs to our room
>its a small dinky room but I dont give a fuck because i'm about to have my world rocked
>she undresses me while feeling me all over
>brings us to the shower
>she undresses into just a bathing suit bottom
>she washes me all over for like 5 minutes
>leads us to the bed
>gives me a pretty good full body massage for like 15 minutes
>flips me over then starts blowing me
>ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk yeeeeeesssssssssssssssss
>cum almost immediately
>she says its alright and asks me if I want to keep going
>yes

part three coming.
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>>30006684
I don't get what you're trying to say, it's just some random african shit hole i assume?

it's apples and oranges comparing that to a country that cucks itself from sex even though they're all perverts.
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>>30006722
I should mention she had some of the best tits and body I've seen. Definitely in the top 3 while I was over there
>she lays down next to me
>tugging my junk while i work on getting it back up
>asks where i'm from etc. tell her its my first time and all
>asks if I want to have anal with her
>imminently get hard again
>asks if i'm into thai ladyboys
>tell her "I don't know haha"
>asks if I like her
>tell her "yes, a lot"
>she says "I am ladyboy"
>I think "nope, impossible. way to feminine"
>she sits on my stomach just above my crotch
>notice she still has bathing suit bottoms on
>notice the slight bulge in the bathing suit that I didn't notice before
>instant cold sweat and regret
>asks if i'm okay and if we should keep going
>say "no sorry, I think i'm done
>she looks sad and I kind feel like a jerk because she's so cute
>she takes me back to the shower and washes me again focusing a lot on my cock
>I pay her (around $60, one of the most expensive i've paid)
>she kisses me on the cheek and tells me to come see her again
>T-thanks y-you too
>leave and go back to my hotel
>think about my life decisions and how I ended up here
>wake up next morning
>feel zero shame or regret about what I did that night
>feel kinda good actually
>spend a few nights fucking actual females


>few nights later go back to the first (girl)
>i'm ready for more
>(s)he's happy to see me

Well that's my overly long fist time story.
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>>30006939
Nice dude. Sounds fun. I'd be too scared about getting a Thai hooker.
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>>30006991
I'd ask you why but I understand.
I was nervous as fuck when I first went over there. I don't even know what I was thinking. I hardly leave my house then decide to spend a few months over in asia.

But those hookers are professional. They know how to make you feel confident and comfortable.
Almost too much sometimes. There's a lot of scams out there but you gotta be either really dumb or drunk to fall for them.
STD rates aren't as high as the media says they are. Still always wear a condom.
I been with around 30 hookers over there (20 something different ones) and came out clean.
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>>30006939
More greentexts, I wanna live vicariously through you
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>>30007060
Just worried about getting something permanent like HSV-2 or HIV.
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I really wanted to get a prostitute tonight but I don't want to lose my virginity to a whore and I mainly want intimacy and closeness more than sex.

Any of you guys did lose your V card with a prostitute?
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>>30007123
I did. bloxshft

>>30004078
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>>30007168
Do you regret it?

I'm very original you fucking robot.
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>>30000655
I lost my virginity to one. She was my age at the time (23) and was really nice and affectionate. It wasn't like I thought it was going to be I thought she was just going to show up, suck my dick, let me fuck her then leave. Not at all, there was a lot of foreplay and she was very touchy feely. Snuggled up ,wrapped one of her legs around mine and cuddled afterwards..It was great, but then I remember I had to pay her and got bummed out. I was really nervous about catching something, went and got my blood tested and came back clean.
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>>30007202
Nope, finally got to live out my bondage fetish. Thank you Edward Stratemeyer.
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>>30007211
She had to be about 5'3, blonde pixie cut, a little slender. She grabbed my hand because I was too nervous to rub her pussy, she thought it was cute how awkward and tense I was.
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>>30006939
you're making me consider kinda acceptable your filthy degeneracy. way to go.
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>>30007281
Shiieet. That sounds nice
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>>30007281
Then I just relaxed, after that I wasn't as tense and just went with things. I wasn't as big back then either, I had to be around 197lbs
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>>30007123
yep. not a big deal, man.

also, some girls have great people skills and will make you feel like a champ: that's their bussiness. some other girls are bitchy and unprofesional, like in every other job.
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>>30006166
it's so that to not punish victims of human trafficking but the people who enable it.
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>go to Malaysia .
> check backpage for keks
>never had a prostitute before .
>got some escort service text them ask them what they have .
>elite college girl the most expensive option so what the hell i ordered two of them .
>I had to pay in advance cost me like 300 dollars which allot money there
>the decent looking but they still asians .
>at the elevator i asked them if they like there job
> they no speak englisss .
>we reach to my room ask them to jump into the shower as i would join .
>open bathroom door saw a brown nipple insta turn off went back to my bed and start watching youtube .
>when they got out of the bathroom i asked them to leave .
>mfw i paid 300 dollars just to have some prostate take a shower
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>>30007408
is there really such thing as "human trafficking". why would they use slavery for prostitution instead of blue collar jobs?
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>>30007461
because it is easier to control women that don't speak the language, pimps can take bigger cuts and it's hard for them to escape.
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>>30007452
i bet you don't even have 300 dollars
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sheerer
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>>30007511
never seen such thing in all my years whoring, and frankly, it doesn't makes any sense. sounds more like conservative media bullshit.
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>>30004359
Thank you for brightening up my 2am
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>>30007581
that's the reason for the law anyway. Look up sex trafficking on wiki.
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>>30007325
The best part was having her lay her head and moan when i was fingering her while she was sucking my dick. Hearing her say "oh,brandon" was the best. Probably the only time I'd ever hear a girl say that.
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>>30000888
DO NOT BE CHEAP
I LEARNED THE HARD WAY
WAIT A FEW MORE WEEKS, SAVE UP TO ABOUT 120 AND GET A CLEAN GIRL
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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>can't even pay a woman to pretend to like me because I'm black

Make this suffering end
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>>30003033
>find escort you want
>text/call her
>set up appt
>show up
>give money
>fug
>leave
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>>30002677
You're too late, man. A few years ago it was still legal in Switzerland to be a prostitute at 16. They upped it to 18 to be in line with the rest of the world.
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>>30006166
It's because of feminist man-hating laws. Basically Sweden and Norway are run by hysterical feminists who pass all sorts of laws to make men second class citizens.
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>>30006610
You can get full sex in some soaplands in Japan even though it's officially illegal. You just have to do your research.

t. went to a soapland, got a 2 hour session with a Japanese qt, got soapy massage plus 2 fucks. Paid about 50k yen.
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>>30007123
I did. Mainly because I was a late bloomer and by the time I was ready, I was of an age where nobody is supposed to be a virgin. So I trained with hookers until I got actual sex.
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>>30008145
what a shame. I bet 16 year olds got all the clients.
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>>30008243
What happened is that when the law was changed, all brothels hurried up and had "sweet 16" specials for the time remaining before the new law came into effect. The word got out so indeed lots of guys took advantage of it while they still could.

>tfw live in Switzerland but missed it
>tfw I'll never get to try a sweet 16 year old legal prostitute
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>>30006939
>>few nights later go back to the first (girl)

What happened ? Did you get fucked ? Did (s)he have a big dick ?
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Those of you who are older and have a job with decent money should look into being a sugar daddy. I tried it on a whim, and now I'm hooked and there is no going back.

Sugar babies are halfway between a girlfriend and a prostitute. The best of both worlds. You get a part-time girlfriend who will be all yours when you're together and do any sex acts you want. And when you're not together, you don't have to put up with any of her lies and drama. And nothing prevents you from having multiple sugar babies. Except time and money.
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>>30008366
I just want to be an Arab prince and get the best women.
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>>30008336
Was gonna post more but started watching the new Love Live Sunshine.

Most my storeis would end up sounding the same.
>look around different places
>find cute girl
>go in
>choose services
>do dirty deeds
>pay then leave

>What happened?
I stretched her little brown butthole open

>Did you get fucked?
No. I've fucked a few ladyboys boys but still haven't havd a cock in my mouth or ass.
I've been back to Thailand 2 times and I'm not ready for it.

>Did (s)he have a big dick?
Average. Didn't measure it but it looked around 6ish
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>>30004359
Keksimus maximus lad hahaha

Thanks
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>>30007102
Herpes is no big deal unless you are super unlucky and constantly flare up
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>>30003332
>yellow: illegal to buy, legal to sell
kek

What a bunch of cucks
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I've had sex with over 50 prostitutes in several different countries. It's addicting.
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>>30007452
Bull fucking shitssss
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>>30007452
>Malaysian college girl not speaking English

Bait harder next time.
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>>30008388
Can't change your genetics, but just aim at getting rich. If you have money, pussy will follow.
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>>30007085
Was gonna post more but 4chan went down

>second time doing outcall
>meet girl in hotel lobby
>ask her if she wants to grab something to eat before heading up (not originally part of the plan but I was hungry)
>we go a few streets down
>nothing fancy but she recommended the place
>mfw its the first time I actually went out and ate with a girl
>she didn't say much though. didn't speak much english
>go back to hotel
>immediately get into it
>she hops in the shower and I join her
>bj in the shower
>move to bed
>start doing sex
>go to put it in her ass
>she pulls away
>wtf it says she does anal on her profile
>go for it again
>she tries pushing me off of her
>stop tying to put it in her ass but continue to fuck her
>she's still trying to get me off of her but not putting up much of an effort
>realize the situation is kind of rapey
>get turned on more
>finally finish on her
>she's pissed
>she takes a shower
>i pay her then she leaves

Not sure what her problem was, She was into it when we started and didn't make a big deal of it after I payed her.
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Anyone ever been to brothels or those bathrobe clubs in germany?

Considering traveling there, Asia is a bit far for me.

Eurobro
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>>30008388
If you make enough money and go to a poor country you can sort of become like a arab prince
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>>30003332
this map is incorrect
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Are you gentlemen familiar with a film called Lilya 4ever?
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