I'll start.
>she plays MMOs
She's willing to date me
>tfw almost everything on my phone is triggered by gestures and normies don't know how to navigate through it
feels good
>>29992381
Damn, I'd feel the same way.
She displays interest in me.
>she's a feminist
>she's an anti-feminist
>she mostly listens to this kind of music
>>29992381
If i can't find something good on myself how come others can?
>>29992367
What's wrong with her playing mmos?
>>29992470
man i don't even know more than 3 or 4 of these but anyone who uses fucking Papyrus is a crock of shit
>uses phrases like "privilege" and "patriarchy" unironically
>hates dogs
>acts really shitty towards retail/fastfood employees
>gets jealous about uncontrollable circumstance
>always gives ultimatums about the relationship
>unwilling to communicate when angry i.e. "Nothing's wrong!"
>shifts blame onto you when she does something wrong and gets angry up you for being upset
>>29992511
the chart was made while Undertale was still fairly popular.
>>29992514
heh, good list
You don't know how to 4chan. Never post again!
>>29992511
This.
>label all the ablums so we can identify them better
>use shitty hard to read font, and make the whole image low-quality
>>29992598
Shut up, faggot.
>Le 4chan is supposed to be shit meme
fuck off
>>29992514
>>gets jealous about uncontrollable circumstance
interesting, talk more about this man
>Emotionally manipulative
>Never upfront and honest
>A bigot
>Hates pets
>Don't like my alone time or with my hobbies, especially like gaming and volunteering in community radio
>Does this stupid deadline like no sex until three months into the relationship.
Otherwise, I'm fine with a partner. Though honestly, I should seriously date a guy instead of only having sex with them.
>>29992367
>she has dyed hair
>she has an active tumblr
>she displays brand loyalty and is an early adopter
>she has male friends who aren't gay
>she has a kid (literal walk away that instant tier if the kid is black)
>she's a pleb in music/movies/literature (extremely rare to come across a patrician girl, so this one you kind of have to ease into)
>she has face piercings
>she has a tattoo that """""means""""" something
>she's a feminist
>she refuses to look get anything other than a new car
>she hasn't read any philosophy yet claims some kind of world view
>she goes on facebook more than, say, 10 hours a week
>she wants pets plural
>"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"
>she wants to have a big wedding
>she wants to travel
>she has no idea how to cook (I can cook, I expect them to be able to as well)
>she gets mad that I didn't call because she wanted to chat, despite the fact that she could have easily called or texted
>she's late and acknowledges that she is usually late, yet says "it's just how I am" or something to that effect
>she smokes
>she watches a lot of anime and tries to act 'kawaii' unironically
>>29992367
>>she plays MMOs
Holy shit OP, this is one of the biggest red flags that I had to learn the hard way. Women treat MMO's like real life if they play them, and they end up talking with their guild in real life. It is creepy as fuck, and their guild members will try to cut you out of her life, like some kind of cult. Stay away from bitches that spend most of their free time playing Black Desert or any other MMO.
>>29992514
>>shifts blame onto you when she does something wrong and gets angry up you for being upset
This is just the worst...
>Likes flower crowns
>Wears red lipstick
>Tattoos
>>29992681
It's more from experiences with my sister than anything else. Because I got so frustrated with her about it now I loathe anyone who does the same.
It would always be the same thing.
>my sister gets a blackberry at 16 (I'm 12 at the time)
>at about 15 my mom wants an iPhone
>decides to buy all of us iPhones
>"I WAS 16 WHEN I GOT MY FIRST SMART PHONE IT'S NOT FAIR HE GETS ONE NOW!!!!"
>sister's first car cost $7000
>it gets totaled (not her fault) and gets a car that cost $11000
>my first car cost $4000
>it gets totaled (not my fault) and I get a car that cost $14000
>"WHY IS HIS CAR MORE EXPENSIVE THAN MINE THAT'S NOT FAIR MINE COST $11000!!!!"
>was able to get better car because insurance money didn't go to finish paying off my car because I got a cheap ass civic at first
>>29992367
>Japanese girl I've been jerking off to for years just started tweeting all this black lives matter shit
>She has been dating some white dude for a year
>Videos of her twerking and shit are right under her political crap
I still laugh when women do this shit, am I supposed to treat them as anything other than fuck holes?
>she plays multiplayer games
>she hasn't watched anime from before 1980
>she is shorter than 6'0 with regular heel shoes
>she is a nintendrone
>belly
>thin lips
>bad diet
>>29992367
>is always negative or complaining
>not good with animals/children
>tries to avoid work
>shit tons of makeup
>has been in many different relationships
>isn't physically fit
>>29992850
Ah I see... This kind of people is usually very envious of others naturally, though. It's like an unhealthy addiction to compare yourself to others and whine.
>>29992850
Are your parents retarded? If both of my children totaled their first cars I sure as shit wouldn't buy them a more expensive one.
>>29992930
>explicitly state the accident wasn't our fault
>lol y ur parent so dummmmm u crash ur car n get betur 1 its like insurennnce dusnt gib u munny er sumthin
>>29992367
>She's not 2D
ARGH
>>29992749
No wonder you're still a virgin
>>29992514
>shifts blame onto you when she does something wrong and gets angry up you for being upset
like robots with parents/society etc
>>29992367
She takes sex seriously. As in missionary style and for procreation only
>>29992971
>i swaer mummy not my fault reeeeeeeeeeeee gimme car car mummy reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>she is not virgin
>she wears piercings
>she has friends
>>29992487
women play mmo for one reason
to get attention from betas
>>29992971
No need to get toasty bitchboi. What I mean to say is that two teenagers that got their cars totaled don't really need new ones that cost more than 10,000 dollars.
>>29993092
They are after those easy betabux.
>>29993071
Wow, wonderful rebuttal. Rather than admit you failed to understand the post or ignore my responseWhich is totally fine. If you are wrong just leave. It's an ANONYMOUS image board afterall. No one will know who you areyou make up false pretenses to support your original statement. I didn't realize police reports and a ruling in a court of law dictated that someone is lying.
Please give me more of your wisdom.
>>29993119
See
>>29993145
You lazy dumbass.
>>29992460
This on a high level.
>>29993145
I won't argue with a spoiled manbaby who gets a 14k car from his parents after crashing his old one.
>not good with pets/children
This so much.
>>29992409
> Tfw my phone is full of autistic music, thousands of 4chan images and memes, and a shit ton of anime girls
> Tfw pic related was my wallpaper and a roastie tried to grab my phone when she saw it
Was a close one desu. Fucking roasties I swear
>>29992367
>she is into me
Must be clinically retarded, or chronically depressed, or have some other issue.
Avoid at all cost.
>All these eejits who think liking dogs is a green flag
You realise girls who like dogs and horses want to fuck them, right? They're total sluts. Source: my own experience with my mother, my sister and two ex-girlfriends, all of whom were cheating sluts.
Watches anime
Plays any kind of video games
Likes dogs
Listens to music made by black people
Cares about the homeless
Has no hobbies
Smokes
Wears tight/revealing clothing in public
>>29993498
Just horse horse girls want to fuck their animals.
Your tiny amount of shitty experiences does not project the entire dog owner population which consists of millions of women.
>>29992367
>she doesn't have a dick
>she doesn't want to play with your boy pussy
>>29992481
All it takes is a little perception. It doesn't matter what you think of yourself, you should only really care about what others think of you.
>>29993564
Dog girls might not want to fuck them but they are all terrible anyway. Have no confidence, expects absolute loyalty, clingy, unhygienic, loud and messy.
>>29992749
Weapons grade autism anon
>>29993071
>>29993296
some quality spazzing around here
>>29993564
>t. virgin with even less experience
>>29993032
>>29993621
care to explain a little more?
>>29992514
>always gives ultimatums about the relationship
sometimes there are necessary desu, at least when they're sane and not just psycho demands
>>29993145
You are a sensible man. I like you and your list, except for the privilege/patriarchy part, but I assume our experiences of feminists differ a lot.
>>29993729
Fuck off, roastie/cuck. No-one with a functioning penis can stand women discussing privilege and the patriarchy.
>>29992367
she is not Marky
>She's had an ungodly amount of boyfriends
>Play with her phone while talking to you
>No sense of humor
>Into ethnic guys
>She has un-naturally colored hair.
>She has piercings anywhere but her ears and maybe belly-button.
>She has more than one piecing in each ear.
>She's had multiple prior relationships.
>She's had a "wild past" but is ready to "settle down" now.
>She has children.
>She's a vegan or vegetarian.
>She's a hipster.
>She's had a DUI conviction.
>She's has an alcohol addiction.
>She listens to rap or black music.
>She's fat.
>>29992514
What the fuck man
You're not supposed to post actual red flags.
>>29993024
junko is literally worst girl of all time
>>29993781
>>29993842
Good stuff guys.
I like colored hair though. Probably something I'm stuck with from my "scene" phase in high school.
>>29993769
Refusing to discuss is a good way to show you're afraid of being wrong.
Think of it this way: you're never going to convince anyone to change their views and listen to your opinion if you don't engage in discussion with them. Calling a feminist a roastie won't make her less of a feminist.
>>29992460
>she has no opinion on feminism
>>29993498
Stop making it sexual. Not everyone is a sick fuck like you.
>>29993695
Ignore them, they'll just take whatever they can get / they are women that check a lot of these boxes. It's entirely possible to find someone like this.
>>29992470
>People consider The Smiths, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, group_inou and the fucking Nier OST as Stacey music
>>29993992
>go watch a girl streaming League of Legends on Twitch
>she's playing the Nier soundtrack
>>29992367
>dyed hair
>piercings
>problematic glasses
>pixie cuts
>hair buns
>duck faces
>caked makeup
>too much slang
>Jewish
>daddy issues
>skelly/fatty
>>29993992
That's not a list of Stacey music, you fool. It's a list of music that girls listen to in order to prove that they're not Staceys. Whether or not they're good, The Smiths and Radiohead are as entry tier as non-chart music comes.
>wants to be a model
>has toxic female friends
>has touchy male gay friends
>shows disliking of men based on whatever life experiences of her own
>thinks being a redhead or blonde or brown woman gives her special snowflake cred
>facebook contains photos taken in night clubs
>had a string of extremely similar boyfriends until you arrived
>has religious parents and pretends to practice their religion actively to them, but is normal otherwise (alert of massive whore)
>smokes tobacco in fucking 2016
>dislikes a physical quality in men (e.g. being short) but calls famous men with it hot (e.g. kanye west)
>"take me somewhere more expensive", bail asap
>justifies the money she spends with the money you spend, bail asap
>talks about "toxic masculinity"
>>29992749
I actually love normalfags for hating qt pierced and dyed girls so it'll be easier for me to get one
>>29992481
>everyone else loves you
>why can't you?
I've had a girl ask me this; I couldn't give her an answer
>>29993889
this
her sister is much cuter
>>29992514
pretty much all this, except the dog part i hate dogs.
>>29993119
I think the fact that his parents were loaded might have contributed to his sister being an entitled cunt.
>>29992367
>Has no hobbies or has really generic ones
>Doesn't like reading, or reads books meant for middle schoolers or just something like romance novels
>Considers herself an "SJW"/Calls things "problematic"/etc.
>Says she "likes drama" between her friends
>Has poorly formulated opinions on politics/social issues/personal matters/etc. and can't defend them well, or just has few at all
>Indifferent to the world around her
>Doesn't want to travel, or only considers Paris, Rome and Disneyland as potential travel spots
>Uses emotion before logic
>Regularly smokes, regularly does drugs and/or is a heavy drinker
>Only takes life/spiritual advice and ideas from Facebook posts or Buzzfeed
>"I just listen to whatever's on the radio I guess haha"
>Any bad sense of humour
>Expects opportunities and fulfillment to be handed to her
>Starts arguments just for their own sake when there's no actual issues to fight about
I could go on, but these are just traits I consider as red flags in everyone, not just people I'd want to date.
>>29994059
As long as someone doesn't stay "entry-level" their whole lives, it's good if they actually want to expand their tastes. I'm only really annoyed by anyone who listens to something, reads something, plays something, watches something, or dresses a certain way only to create some "persona" for others to label them as.
>>29993906
Fuck off, shill. Third wave first world feminists are objectively, factually full of SHIT and poison society
>>29993992
They're 'IM NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS' Stacy music.
>>29994850
>Uses emotion before logic
m8 woman are ran by emotion while men are by logic you will have to deal with this
>>29994923
>logic is good because i said so
Wow very logical of you, not emotional at all.
Think before you speak, sheep.
>>29994923
I'm not so sure. The amount of emotional girls I have met is pretty even compared to logical girls, as far as I'm concerned.
I don't even mind those who have no trouble expressing how they feel-- it's just that I find it so hard to communicate with hysterical people whose emotions control them instead of them controlling their emotions. So I guess I could never relate that to any one gender.
>>29992470
guess im not a girl then. indie synth pop rock and alike makes me wanna vomit
>Talking to a girl from okcupid
>conversation goes better than expected
>multiple phone calls over the week and all go well
>in one conversation she brings up men sending her dick picks
>starts saying it's men who need to get other men to stop being sexually crude to strangers
>"Men need to do something about these men. You all need to talk to them and teach them it's not ok."
>REDFLAG.jpg
>she's all aboard the War of the Sexes train where fault is shared by everyone of that type
Do not let this topic derail the thread. The point I'm making is that I feel like this is a flag that demonstrates that she is unreasonable. I don't know how to articulate why my gut tells me so. I'm just stricken with the thought that if she's willing to blame an entire gender of humans, as if we all know each other and I am personally responsible for someone elses actions, that she is also willing to blame all current white people for slavery or something else as vague.
Why is this?
RED FLAGS:
>Cannot spend time alone
>Has had a lot of casual sex but few mature/real relationships
>Has many friends, as in 10+ "close friends"
>Drinks a lot, and it's mostly beer or mixed shit
>Smokes
>Has a tattoo
>Overweight and the rest of the world should change their standards
>Has no hobbies or real interests but spends hours staring at her phone/social media
>Has strong opinions about everything dispute being clueless
>Only likes pop music
>Princess attitude
Dream Girl Traits:
>Has a passion that she loves to talk about, doesn't matter what
>Well read, geengageerd
>Loyal and dependable
>Can tolerate going to a classical concert or the Oprah every now and again
>Sees our relationship as a long term commitment, we will help each other become better versions of ourselves
>At least somewhat tall because I'm fucking huge at 1.97m
She wouldn't have to be be pretty, outgoing or kind but who am I kidding.
Alas, I will never find her.
>>29995421
ask "are you like the white kids that join the KKK because daddy was mugged and murdered by a black man? Do you equate a whole group to the actions of one of it's members?" and sit back with some popcorn
>>29994181
Because I know what fundamentally is wrong with me. I just put a mask for others so I am not rejected immediately by the society.
>>29992367
>she doesnt have something shes passionate about
>shes materialistic
>shes mean to people
>shes kind and loving to animals
>she isn't anti-sjw
>she expects you to act a special way and attempts to direct your life
>she puts doubt into anything she does that concerns you
>plays games and makes you guess what she wants
>clingy as fuck and unable to be alone
>dyed hair
>facial piercings
>tattoos
>shared nudes of herself or anything to do with that
>has a kid
>is uncultured
>believes in feminism
>photoshops blingee lvl shit on her pictures using an editor and doesnt actually know photoshop
>cant fix her own computer
>values appearance over utility
>cant fucking spell
>thinks black people are underpriviledged
>cant smoke weed
>is straight edge
>has no physical coordination
>thinks homeless people need money
>spouts anything about vegan this and that when they dont even excercise
>is religious
>believes masculinity is anything but devalued and looked down upon in society
>is unable to argue her viewpoint and immediately gets mad at you for not agreeing
>has had sex with more than 2 people a year
>drinks shit alcohol to be part of a meme and fit in socially
>isnt funny or understand humor at all
>>29995504
blacks, muslims, religious people, and the rich cause all of the pain in the world. they should all be put to death.
>>29992367
>She doesn't like kids
>She doesn't like old people
>She doesn't have a good family / have a good relationship with them
>She never shuts up
>She's cruel AND dumb
>>29992367
>is loud and proud of how little math she knows
>thinks logic is for nerds, does not really work and thus cannot be used in arguments or discussions
I'm not even a math person, but this really grinds my gears.
>>29995453
>classical concert or the Oprah every now and again
>the Oprah
Found the pretentious pleb.
>>29993092
>play MMO
>not in a guild
>0 people on my friends list
>just enjoying the story and grinding alone
>this is a red flag
Good thing I could care less about relationships. Video games will never betray me and always please me. Nothing will ruin my gaming experience. Bye casuals.
>>29995453
I too like to go to the Oprah from time to time
>>29995734
let's be real, he probably is legitimately autistic. Interest in "traditional" music and art is a pretty common calling card for those with high functioning autism.
>>29992367
>she has a long-time hobby
>I try it and become better than her in a matter of weeks
Bonus round!
>she gets mad over it
>>29995831
Not only autistic, but literal pleb as well. Only people from working class and poor families think that listening to classical music or opera means they are "classy" and "cultured". It's like those pictures of neckbeards with fedoras who drink mountain dew out of wine cups and wear a suit above their anime t shirt.
>>29992470
>putting Blackmill on this list
dude
>>29995929
It's not about the music you dumbass. It's about girls who go out of their way to not seem normal.
Those are the albums they typically go for.
>>29995866
He never implied that he thought he was cultured you shitstain, and people can enjoy classical music just as much as they can modern music.
Get some taste, bub.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbYojjF9-Zo
>>29995618
>Says he dislikes girls who can't spell
>Misspells "underprivileged" immediately after
I needed that kek.
>she dyes her hair at all
>she's """not like other girls XDDD"""
>she doesn't eat all she can at buffets
>>29995421
How the hell are you supposed to talk to those guys about it? You don't know them. You don't know everyone in the world. And who the fuck would listen to some guy telling you to not send dick pics to sluts?
>>29995017
Stoics are rare these days, for any gender.
>>29992367
You apologize to my waifu right now
>>29995618
>is religious
Go back to red dit please.
>shes materialistic
You're materialistic.
>>29995831
Art music isn't traditional music, the majority of it breaks tradition.
>>29995981
'''''classical'''' music is modern music you idiot, and what you posted is popular music; popular music from the 20th century at that.
>>29996062
Because stoics are idiots that are often more emotional than the people you lebbitards speak against.
>she has more than two dimensions
absolutely disgusting
>>29995981
>He never implied that he thought he was cultured you shitstain
He implied that a girl who doesn't enjoy classical music or the opera ("oprah", lel) are somehow flawed, or lacking in quality, which is pretentious and stupid as fuck.
Also, I didn't say there's anything bad about enjoying classical music. I certainly do. It's just faggots like him who think it's something particularly cultured piss me off.
>>29996172
Nah, you probably don't. Regardless, enjoyment is really shallow.
you're right to avoid women who play mmos, I play rift and the company of any male has not proven to be a more attractive way to spend a day off than sitting at the computer
>>29993890
as on ex-scene fag to another
whatever tastes in women you've acquired during your developmental years as a hair straightening mall loitering teenager, lose them.
ex-scene girls are absolutely terrible
Stop associating girls like in pic related as "cute with similar interests" and start associating this style with "nothing but trouble and insufferable" because that's what happens when you get to know them
>>29996189
>Nah, you probably don't.
Thanks for telling me what I enjoy, good sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
>>29995770
What mmo do you play
Might be low their in bots eyes
>I would have thought that there would be a please be my gf by now...
>>29992367
>phones
Why do women obsess whats on their mans phones? I dont get it.
>>29992367
>she is not white
>she is not a virgin
>she is not catholic
>she's a human female
>tfw no ayy lmao qt3.14 with no human flaws
why live
also, what happened tho pic related reverse trap?
>>29996301
Having a handful of 'best of' compilations and claiming enjoyment is equivalent to claiming you like exotic food because you like texmex tacos.
>>29996330
This man knows.
Catholic bl0x
>>29996330
>>29996351
Fuck off /pol/tard pseudo-catholics.
durrdurr doos woolt xddDDD fucking degenerates mudslimes xdDdDd
>>29992850
You sound like a spoilt little punk, no-wonder you're a failed normie
The problem isn't your sister, no you have cunt parents who spoil their entitled little brats rotten
>>29996337
As I said, you're an idiot who talks without even knowing me. I just happen to have a father who's a massive orchestral music fan and has hundreds of albums which I've grown up listening to. If you think I don't enjoy it because I'm not obsessed with every tiny part of it, you're an idiot.
>>29996378
Wow man I think you have a problem, I just want to have a lot of common ground with a woman to start a sane relationship.
>>29996304
BDO and FFXIV
>>29996390
>orchestral music fan
So you don't know what you're talking about. Go back to redshit with your pseudointellectualism.
>If you think I don't enjoy it because I'm not obsessed with every tiny part of it, you're an idiot.
Are you fucking illiterate?
>>29996443
Man, stop trying so hard. You sound as if you're shitting yourself white typing. Except that you're simply a pleb and will never be as cultured as you think you are.
>>29996014
sorry i'm dyslexic and probably double entered keys out of order or something
>>29996121
religion is for pathetic people who refuse to help themselves and others.
its a cop out excuse for being a huge faggot to everyone and the rest of the world.
its a mental illness like schizophrenia.
youre sick. please kill yourself before you infect others with your disease.
>>29993498
Holy shit i think you are on to something because i know a girl who use to joke about threesomes with her dogs and she cheat too.
>mental illness
Dont stick your dick in crazy
>>29992470
fuck off theres a couple of good albums in there
>>29992367
>Always have to play the victim, even when she's clearly at fault
I have seen many girls do this, my ex was one of those.
The worst thing is that there's always a white knight who will give her the reason.
>>29996434
what's BDO?
also please be my gf
I'm 18,black live in texas
they only true MMO I play is trash tier:Spiral Knights
sorry this seemed manditory
>>29992367
>She cosplays
I used to think that the idea of having sex with a girl who cosplay would be hot as fuck, until I found out that most of them are even bigger attention whores and have x10 more mental problems than your average roasties.
Seriously, girls who are into anime are always fucked in the head.
>>29992367
Multiple children, especially from different men.
>>29996581
black desert online.
it was pretty shit imo but the character creator is literally the best fucking character creator ive ever fucking seen.
I legit made my hair sticking straght up in the sky like some disney villian and shit.
Seriously that character creator needs to be industry standard.
>>29996487
No you brat, you're the 'pleb'. Do you not hear yourself speak? There is no such thing as 'orchestral music', that's a myth made up by middle class kiddies that listen to shitty anime and GAYMING OSTs with a rented orchestra. You're a poser that knows jack all about music and thinks they're cultured for it.
Analyse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6Ai9TfcGfI or shut your mouth
>ugly
>dumb
thats pretty much it
>>29996495
>religion is for pathetic people who refuse to help themselves and others.
Becuz i sed so
>its a cop out excuse for being a huge faggot to everyone and the rest of the world.
becuz i sed so
>its a mental illness like schizophrenia.
becuz i sed so
Your obsession with people makes it more evident that you are a materialist.
>>29992367
legit redflags list
>actively uses social media
>doesn't want kids/not motherly
>impatient/wants instant gratification/cant control herself
>overly emotional all the time
>sore loser/plays victim
>lies alot
>feminist
>single parent (ex-partner not dead)
>any form of STI
>does one night stands
>socialist/heavy leftist
>ghettonigger
>muslim
any of these and your kids will get fucked up
>>29996645
>No you
KEK
Have fun with your autistic definitions and analyzing, poor pleb. You will never, ever be considered classy, no matter how many girls you ask to go out to the opera with you.
>Uses twitter constantly
>Has that haircut where they only cut the sides
>Hipster glasses
>>29996703
There you go, projecting more because you can't accept you're an intellectual deadweight.
Do you think I'm that sperglord? You're on the same level as him, a pseud is a pseud. Art music is created to be analyzed, not listened to because it's ''''''relaxing''''' or whatever you use it for. Stop posting, I am sick of 15-year-old kids thinking they're experts on a subject when they know nothing about the subject beyond some shallow aesthetic.
Analyze or concede, you arrogant pseud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=592jKMYjrLY
this 2BH
>>29995770
This.
First, they complain about girls not playing games, then when they find out she plays a game and is passionate about it, suddenly its the "wrong" kind of game?
Fuck that, I play what I like.
>>29993702
Is your name Carl by any chance?
>>29992749
i agree with most of this, however i could go for some nice simple bar nipple piercings
>>29996780
>Art music is created to be analyzed, not listened to
>Art music is created to be analyzed, not listened to
>music is created to be analyzed, not listened to
Holy shit that autism I'm literally crying in here, thanks for making my night senpai
>>29996835
dude your AUTISTIC because I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT AND JUST PULL STUFF OUT OF MY ASS THAT I THINK SOUNDS COOL
Do you not know what analysis means you sperglord? Middle-class brat thinks 'analysis' means smoking tobacco and drinking brandy while circlejerking over how great the music is and how smart they are, /mu/ style; did you not take a single English course in high school? Literary analysis and music analysis are fundamentally the same. Now stop shitposting you arrogant redshit teenager and either concede or analyze the music. Of course you can't, because you only listen to animay and GAYMING OSTs because they're '''relaxing''' and '''classy'''.
>>29996835
>not analyzing any music
holy fuck i bet you listen to """"""""videogame music""""""""""
>>29996911
Oh I know what analyzing is my friend, but saying that music is created to be analyzed is the most retarded and autistic thing I've ever heard.
Also
>expecting me to analyze a piece during a thread
Do you want fries with that, mr Sanic?
>>29996666
I DIDN'T READ THE POST BUT CHECKED SO IT MUST BE TRUE
>>29996962
No you don't, you claim to because you think it makes you look like an intellectual.
>but saying that music is created to be analyzed is the most retarded and autistic thing I've ever heard.
Art music is made to be analyzed, your GAYMING OSTs are not art music. Your teenage onions don't matter because they are factually incorrect. Now please, go back to /r/music.
I an guarantee this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6Ai9TfcGfI is better than all the trash you've heard before.
>>29996977
CHECKED AS WELL
She's over 21.
>>29992470
>all this pleb shite
are you actively trying to make me vomit? If I could I'd report you to the FBI
>>29997035
>Art music is made to be analyzed
Here it is again. This autistic oversimplification that shows the absolute lack of understanding of the motivations of people.
Man, I seriously hope you don't do this irl. You have no idea how retarded that makes you sound.
>>29997111
So, you don't understand what analysis means, you actually just think it's a /mu/style circlejerk but with fedoras.
Stop posting, you don't know what you are talking about. You don't know what literary analysis is either, clearly. In short, go back to listening to the Halo: Reach OST while reading GRRM.
>>29997185
And you don't understand what motivates people. It kinda makes me sad to see people that autistic hopelessly trying to fit in, but that's life, I guess. Just remember to keep your retardation to 4chins otherwise people will laugh at you irl.
>>29994999
where exacly I said that logic > emotion?
I just said that women make decisions because "they feel like so" instead whats logical
>>29997308
You keep saying that, but don't seem to understand what analysis is.
This is analysis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWLp7lBomW8
Stop shitposting/baiting/whatever the hell you are doing right now, because you're embarrassing yourself. Go listen to your precious Halo: Reach OST.
>>29997370
>You keep saying that
Nah, you keep claiming that I don't understand something that I do. You can't even argue properly so you're just making shit up about the other side.
>she breathes asynchronously
>>29997369
You make decisions with logic because 'you feel like so' you pretentious twerp.
>>29997390
No hon, you don't understand it because you actively claim to but show the exact opposite. Stop trolling, it isn't working; just go back to /b/ or /mu/ or /r/music or wherever you get your terrible misconceptions about art music.
>>29996581
The other anon explained it. Grinding is not bad I'm that game very fun and they just added a new expansion: Valencia
You have poor taste in MMOs and are too young for me. So no I won't be.
>>29997485
>Stop trolling
That's not trolling. That's someone arguing with your autism. You don't understand the definition of trolling. Just like you don't understand composers or classical music connoisseurs. You're a little autist who thinks in black and white and follows what some retard once told him like it's gospel.
>>29992749
ooooh I get it, you're gaybut all jokes aside these are high standards for some ugly acne covered fuck with no degree and no money who probably thinks hes some kind of genius and justifies how badly he did in school by saying some stupid shit like "i was ahead of my peers and got bored" have fun being alone forever
>>29995453
>Has a passion that she loves to talk about, doesn't matter what
boring
>Well read, geengageerd
nice
>Loyal and dependable
nice
>Can tolerate going to a classical concert or the Oprah every now and again
most girls can tolerate it
>Sees our relationship as a long term commitment, we will help each other become better versions of ourselves
creepy
>At least somewhat tall because I'm fucking huge at 1.97m
nice
>>29993032
I prefer dying a virgin than dating literal trash
>>29997563
>classical music connoisseurs.
You aren't one, you listen to GAYMING OSTs and 'best of' compilations.
Stop posting, because you are absolutely illiterate and no one that can post on 4chan without breaking GR2 can not be a troll whilst being this actively stupid.
You do not understand what analysis entails, you think it's some circlejerk instead of an ANALYSIS OF THEMES AND ITS PLACE IN THE WHOLE OF ART MUSIC AND THE CREATIVE PROCESS AND INTENTIONS OF THE COMPOSER
You're a pretentious cuntwad or a troll, pick one and regardless of your decision, go back to the shithole you came from.
>>29997619
Then again at least I'm not black.
>>29994181
I get asked similar questions sometimes, but "because I know myself better" doesn't seem to be an acceptable response.
>>29992409
>>tfw almost everything on my phone is triggered by gestures and normies don't know how to navigate through it
\how do you keep from triggering it constantly during use
>>29997668
>you listen to GAYMING OSTs
No I don't. Why do you keep saying that? why do you pretend to know me? your definition of analysis matches mine. Why do you have to invent shit about the other party in order to discuss with him? why do you mistake someone talking about classical music connoisseurs to thinking he was claiming to be one?
Is it because you have autism?
Tell the truth.
>she's flat
>she has no talent
>she doesn't respect silence
>she hasn't walked bob dylan on stage
>she doesn't stop playing her trumpet
>she sucks
>she's no artist
>she obviously doesn't have the talent
>she's a sucka
>she ruins the day for everybody down here
>she's mediocre
AND I'VE EARNED THE RIGHT TO SAY THIS
She calls anything racist. Like unless a dude is saying "I'm not gonna hire this guy cause I hate Mexicans/blacks/white etc" I'd just kick her in the cunt.
Pandering makes me wanna move to the Mariana tench
>>29997764
>Pandering makes me wanna move to the Mariana tench
sorry to break it to you but can't crawl back into ur mum
>>29997485
>You make decisions with logic because 'you feel like so' you pretentious twerp
you're either trolling or compeltely retard fuck off either way
>>29997758
Lol i get that reference don't forget that you've been here for 14 years
>>29992367
>she doesn't suck dick
>she doesn't know how to cook
>she has mostly guy friends
>she's got cutting scars
>she's got tattoos
>she's got piercings other than her ears
>she wears basic bitch trendy clothes in public, like yoga pants, uggs, etc.
Basic stuff. I'm not that picky.
>>29995770
>>29996791
be my shit taste gfs
>>29996666
oh ok i get it now so basically youre a faggot
>>29992749
Smart man
fuck off robot faggot-censor
>has tattoos
>has several piercings
>has a kid
>supports feminism
>uses words such as 'like' as a verbal crutch
>doesn't have hobbies, interests, or passions
>doesn't read at least every now and again
>overweight
>has strong opinions on topics, ideas, etc, but doesn't know why or can't defend them
>has had 2 or more sexual partners
>doesn't understand basic social conventions
>doesn't have good hygiene
>makes no attempt to take any interest in at least some of my interests if not shared
>won't talk about issues
>demanding, rude, loud, and self centered
>into modern capeshit movies or otherwise jumping on the 'geek is chic' band wagon
>too many masculine character traits
>too few feminine traits or motherly qualities
>poor attitude towards house wives
>doesn't want kids ever
>doesn't respect herself or others
>drinks heavily
>into the party or bar scene
>says she's 'sick of dating assholes'
>willing to put out within the first 10 dates
>likes sushi but won't swallow
>ask you for your phone, e-mail or facebook password as a sign of trust
>complains or gives you lip if you go out with your friends even if you only see them once a week
>bitches because you were last "seen" a few hours ago on whatsapp and you didnt bother to say hi
>jokes if you had a relationship with a coworker but then starts to really wonder if you did
>gets suspicious of an off handed comment and randomly at some point a few weeks down the line brings it up as a serious issue
>assumes you wanna bang her sister just because you asked "should we bring something for your sister?" every once in a while when you drive her back home
after that ordeal Im loving being single
>>29992367
>she is extroverted
>she is histrionic
>she has a large amount of friends
>she enjoys going out
>she complains about how she deserves more
>she has fucked more than two guys before you
>she wears bright colors
>she wears thick framed glasses
>she has brightly colored hair
>she has a big nose
>she doesn't like cuddling
>always talks about herself instead of asking about you
>she is always on her phone
>she never texts you after not speaking to each other for a day
>she has a social media account for anything other than communication or work
>she is radical for her political beliefs
>she can't stand opinions other than her own
>she likes dogs
>she likes horses
>she complains about how you are heartless
>she focuses more on her feelings than reality
>she was not born female
>she likes being choked
>she doesn't want to be the dominative one in the relationship
>she doesn't like being on top
>she stops talking to the day after having sex
The reason I put the more than two guys thing is because finding a virgin girl is impossible these days.
>>29992470
What's wrong with Vashti Bunyan you fucking normalslime?
>>30000844
>she wears bright colors
>she wears thick framed glasses
>she has a big nose
>she is radical for her political beliefs
>she likes dogs
>she likes horses
What's wrong with these?
>>29992381
If she is interested in me she is clearly very prone to making poor decisions.
That just isn't an influence I need in my life.
>>29992761
nini?
>ctrl+f "vagina"
>0 matches
Seriously, robots? Step it up.
>>30000000
Originalo oregano
>>29992749
>>"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"
I agree with this one because if your worst is constant, your best isnt worth it, specially if the bitch has to pull this phrase out her ass
>>30000962
The first two usually indicate she is a attention whore, the third is more of a personal preference, the fourth means that she could automatically go batshit if she sees something she doesn't agree with, and the last two indicate that she fucks animals.
>she doesn't have a feminine dick
>>30000962
Not 100% were >>30000844 is coming from with a few of those.
Bright colours are fine.
Thick framed glasses look good on some facial features, but not everyone.
Liking dogs is fine, just none of that gushing over them bullshit, same thing with horses.
The big nose thing I understand though. But hey man if you like big noses that's fine, everyone has their thing.
Me, I like nice thick eyebrows.
>shes fat
>she gets fat
>has a kid
>has more than one kid
>"I dont need no man, i can raise my kids by myself" bitches if tyrone is late with the kids pension
>cant handle internet comments and takes them as legit harrasment
>gives in to internet pressure
>lets her life revolve around social media
>>30001005
Who is this?
domo arigato mr roboto
>>29993368
>tried to grab my phone when she saw it
What?
greentext that shit senpai
>>30001355
shoo shoo nini 1488
No wonder Tyrone and Islamic Chad are outbreeding the whites.
These red flags are women who are normal.
Why would you ever want someone shy or a virgin in 2016 it's not viable
>>29997721
Because you do, or you are trolling,
Pick one.
>>29998441
omg how dare you say thing i dont like LOGIC IS THE BEST I LOVE IT IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY
>>30000898
>I'm so cultured I listen to folk music from the 60's
>>29996058
I said this to her nearly exact. I also told her that I have no idea if my friends would send unsolicited dick picks or how I would even find out. It's not something you talk about or my place to bring up and moralize on.
I brought up how many more men use the site then women and how many men must message her that never send dick pics when she gives her phone #.
She gets illogical.
I had another conversation with her today on the phone. She brought up how men don't like when woman are right. That they can't stand it. I asked why and she said that one time in a college class some guys disagreed with her when she corrected their math problem. They took time out of their days to create a study sheet for an upcoming test and emailed it to the rest of the class. She responded with a correction she found but they disagreed with her correction. They were wrong but stuck to their guns until the upcoming test came and went.
>"You generalize that all men hate it when a woman is right based on a couple guys who felt their work was correct?"
>"Yes."
I left it at that. She didn't say they judged her in any way or acted unkindly except to argue their math formulas correctness. I told her that is healthy for all the sciences as it allows the persons to never have to revisit a hypothesis because they defended it exhaustively.
I've seen this with a few girls in my past. There's a good chance she respects me more for disagreeing with her. Time will tell.
>>30000898
All popular music is garbage
>>30000000
>>29992470
YOU KEEP THE PASTELS OUT OF THIS YOU FUCK
>>29996270
>tfw all of these girls are my fetish except for the broad with glasses
I JUST WANT A TUMBLR GF IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR
>>29992470
>Low roar
>Archive
>Garbage
>Nier OST
>Transistor OST
>Macintosh
>Implying they're shit
I mean, they're not amazing but they're nowhere near bad.
>>29992432
Misha is a dumb cunt, worst girl.
>>29992470
>Giles Corey
>girls music
Delet this
>>29997370
man, i remember playin tristan and isolde in highschool, and it was a real pain in the butt. we weren't terrible, but it's hard to get the right feel for those intense chords
>>30002501
why would you do a lengthy modern opera in high school?
>>30002454
>and if I don't survive I will still be right by your side
>if I'm killed and I will
>I'm going to remove myself
>>30001780
>These red flags are women who are normal.
women are trash then
you're probably a roastie yourself
>she brags about gaming
>she has a resting bitch face
>she has a voice fry
>>29992514
How about to be my friend you cant use the phrase unironiclly unironiclly
>>30002526
band director was a moron, made us play fucking no.40 in g minor too. in BAND. in HIGHSCHOOL
>she doesn't listen to pic related
>she's not at least level 5 on Steam
>her favorite music artists are past the year 2004
>a third wave feminist or sjw
>she wants me to hang out with her other guy friends
>her friend are gossip vultures
>any form of mental gymnastics
>>29993538
>She doesn't know how to greentext
kys
>>30002704
>this guy doesn't like ariel pink
wweeww
>>30002701
How did you have enough people for either?
>>29992749
>she hasn't read any philosophy yet claims some kind of world view
you don't need to read philosophy to develop a world view, you pseudo-intellectual (probably self righteous) atheist.
>>30002884
about 60 people, director also cut some parts for g minor
>>30002940
Yes you do, otherwise you end up an ignorant tool like >>29997390 or any of the other positivists that have been posting lately.
>>29994104
>has touchy male gay friends
FUCKING THIS!
Any girl I know that has a gay best friend I just instantly cut them off. Gay men are fucking toxic and bullies to straight women. They manipulate them to the furthest extent and go out of their way to convince them of the most paranoid shit.
Any girl that has a fucking gay friend is absolute trash.
>>30001949
>logic is good because i like it
lol
>>29992367
>she's not white
I had an experience recently with a red flag, I'll try and list as many relevant red flags I noticed
>loves her dog
>like, her dog is her best friend and she treats him like a human
>takes at least one selfie a day and posts it on her Instagram
>Talks about her everyday life and goals on the internet as if there is an audience
>Fantasizes about her future as an elderly woman with "goats" and "chickens"
>I cannot stress the relationship with the dog enough, she is in love with this fucking thing
>takes him to the dog park every single day and posts dozens of snap stories daily
>recently just painted her dog (pic related)
>has a history of veganism
>has BDSM fetish/fantasies
This is all I can come up with for now,might post more later
she's a really nice girl but way too high maintenance and weird for me to be in a romantic relationship with
>>30003714
oh and she gave incredible head so that was a huge plus
>>29995453
>the Oprah
Patrician taste anon.
>>30003714
uncomfterble & slightly nervous doggo
>>29992381
hits a bit too close to home
>>30004025
He has no idea how uncomfortable his relationship with his master makes me feel, though. He's blissfully unaware
>>29997758
>agree with first three lines
>double take on the fourth
Good man, good post
>>29997758
green flags:
>she's trained classically
>she's trained contemporarily
>she has a healthy dislike for torsos
>loves plastic bags but is not afraid of throwing them on the ground once in a while
>dislikes street "artists"
>she can carry a note
>>29993092
But I only play with my brother and pretend to be a man...
>>29994114
if you enjoy trash, go ahead but don't be surprised when you get cucked
>>29997667
>Philosophy of half this site
>>29992470
Yeah, because the To The Moon soundtrack is so popular. Can't go anywhere without people blasting it out their cars, listening to it, singing Laura Shigihara's bits, if only these normies would leave the poor to the moon soundtrack alone.
Kys
>>29996520
>Know a girl that loves dogs
>Had an open relationship
>Claims that she didn't actually have sex with anyone.
>Was heartbroken when her boyfriend did
You're on to something here anon
>>29992381
>Will not stick your dick in crazy because you're paranoid as fuck
>Any women willing to have sex with you would have to be insane
>>29992470
Have a Nice Life, Carissa's Wierd, Deerhunter, Giles Corey, Radiohead, Slowdive, Red House Painters, and Low. Fug.
>she's a pasty overweight virgin
>she posts Red Flag lists on an anonymous Samoan free range farming forum
>she circlejerks with other tubby virgins about how pure and perfect every man she is with must be
Oh wait. That's just you guys.
>>29993498
>girls who like dogs and horses want to fuck them
Now this is what I call autism
>>30002596
>women are trash then
Yes, yes they are. And it's not likely for them to improve anytime soon.
>>30004750
There's nothing wrong with having standards my nu-male friend
>>29992367
>she makes me cook all the time and complains about my cooking
>literally white and supports BLM
>she gets mad when im talking to other girls even over xbox live
>when i tell her to cook for once she tells me to check my privilege
>>29992367
she don't have a dick
>>30004999
did that actually happen or is that a part of your fantasy red-flag woman that you learned from /r9k/ and /pol/?
>>29992514
>unwilling to communicate when angry i.e. "Nothing's wrong!"
>shifts blame onto you when she does something wrong and gets angry up you for being upset
this is literally all women though unfortunately, you just have to nut up and break them of the behavior
>hasn't reached the bottom of the glass
>>29994850
>tfw this is my gf
>>29995770
>>29996304
gtfo, you being tranny is not a real girl, you mentally sick degenerates.
there's no REAL girls on r9k.
>>29992470
There are a bunch of good albums on this, this is a bait image
>DIY Anesthesiology
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this an ep by a small time bandcamp artist who literally posts in BC threads on /mu/? I've given him feedback and he's given me feedback. That's how you know this image was made to rile people up
>>30001934
Fuck off, Vashti Bunyan is great. Just because you think people only listen to music for the image doesn't mean we do
Fat men get redpilled on this shit fast. We know the world hates us, IE: fat girls don't even bother with us.
Eventually we all get our shit together and never touch a fat girl.
>>29995770
>she says i could care less instead of couldn't
>>29993498
Did you get cucked by a horse or something?
>>30000000
really, what the fuck. Thas som fuckd up shit nigga
>>30002723
>muh ebin secret club letters
>>29992470
w-what's wrong with Mystery Skulls?
>>29993092
Not all MMOs.
FFXIV has a ton of women playing it, and my FC is all older married couples. The women play most often because there's several housewives. Literally the only attention seeker in our group is the overly dramatic tranny tank.
