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Only way out is death edition
When I was young
I never needed anyone
And making love was just for fun
Those days are gone
Livin' alone
I think of all the friends I've known
When I dial the telephone
Nobody's home
All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
Nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November rain
>>29979611
I-Is this a poem thread?
>>29980772
They're songs lad, but feel free to post poems. All feels serve the greater good.
Come on you fuckers wake up and get in here.
>Shitty cold weather outside
>Don't have a super computer to play Dwarf Fortress the way I want
>Spending the day reading
Going to drink some beer later and play GTA5
>>29981251
You can run GTAV but not dwarf fortress? I thought dwarf fortress was potato mode.
>>29981349
eh, he's probably gonna play gtav on console. Honestly, playing gta v on anything but console is letting tons of comfiness bleed out. Console is the way to go for maximum comf.
>>29981349
DF is not optimized for multicore CPUs.
Wanting to make a massive stupidly complex and inefficient fort kills FPS
>>29981409
why is it comfy though
>tfw gone to a brothel three weekends in a row
>tfw cheating on my girlfriend
I can't bring myself to dump her she'll probably kill herself...
>>29982411
why brothel though lad. Is your gf a fatty?
>>29982411
Is it better to go to a brothel or fuck a private whore?
I imagine a brothel being more awkward because you have to shoulder past a bunch of asian traffic and they can all hear you bang and you hear other losers banging.
>>29982650
It's just the most discreet way to cheat no one is finding out unless I say anything which obviously I do not
>>29982736
I'd rather private but that's expensive
Sunnycoast cyborg reporting in
Work again tonight, shitty weather driving everyone away, so it's dead.
Almost finished witcher 2; shame I need a new GPU to play witcher 3. I'll have to wait for my tax return.
>>29982858
What's your job m8 originally
Look at all the normies here. Why the fuck do you guys come here?
>>29983076
Night shift at BP. I do the afternoon shift (4-12) on Saturdays for that sexy weekend rate.
>>29983080
Our country is even more normal than Brazil. Burn this place.
>>29983179
what's the hourly rate?
>>29983080
Not to talk to you, dipshit.
4000 here.
Currently settling in at work for a long unsupervised night of shitposting, reading, taking too many smokos and occasionally serving someone
>>29983270
$28/hr. It's good wage for a permanent job that is easy as fuck to do
Who else applying for jobs they're not qualified for here?
>>29983431
Just keep throwing out those resumes son, you gotta get a bite eventually. What have you been applying for?
>>29983291
Did I upset you norm? Isn't there a Facebook feed you would rather be?
>>29983431
You don't see any problems with that?
>>29979611
eyyyyyyy i lived on the Gold Coast until 2 years ago. what have i missed Australia? anything good happen?
>>29983529
As long as his resume isn't full of lies, I can't see anything wrong with it at allbesides the crippling depression that comes with constant rejection
>>29983504
I'll feed your fucking head with a left and right, followed by some body work. How bout that, cocksmoker? huh?
any Territorians here?
>>29983623
Hey, do you see many american servicemen getting around up there in Darwin? How do you feel about the NT becoming host to a us army?
>>29983552
The problem is he's not going to get the job if he's not qualified and its very easy to see that someone is full of shit from a resume.
>>29983619
Sorry Chad but this is the Internet. Eat a bag of dicks plz. K thanks
>>29983641
See them out and about at pubs and clubs and whenever i go to their bases. I'm okay with it, it's bringing work in and hopefully they'll start spending their money here to help us out, everyone's starting to slow down in business. Not worried about the Americans stealing our women or anything, they're clueless at buying alcohol or drugs and all the women i've met don't give a fuck if they're American or in the army.secret army bases are pretty cool [\spoiler]
>>29979611
The only real way out is to get fit and then gain social skills and get a gf.
coober pedy reporting in, spotted several kanga today
who do i ask for money so i can get started in formula 1
>>29983730
huh. Is this a serious question? I think most drivers start out young racing go karts, and go from there.
>>29983712
Jesus, how did you end up way out there? You working?
>>29983705
I thought you might feel that way. Frankly, I'm pro US troops. The north needs infrastructure, and it need to be populated. And there's no fence sitting in this world, we have to pick a side. And it's obviously going to be the US.
>>29983741
i know i'm good, i beat everyone all the time
why does it matter if i'm 18
>>29983780
Good at what, go kart racing?
>>29983785
yeah, club
i don't own a kart yet, i hire
>>29983767
Makes me feel a little safer too, people still hold feelings about the jap's bombing us
>>29983812
Nice. I guess you need to be discovered.
>>29983451
Shit like assistant to senior executives
International Student Advocacy Officer
Education Policy Analyst
Union Recruitment Officer
Like literally anything.
Yet I'm criminally negligent. like I'm sitting here updating my resume and I can't even be fucked looking for my first aid certificate to see when it expires.
>>29983887
I take it your university educated?
>>29983887
>tfw LinkedIN asks you if you have any volunteer experience and you say yes and then it wants details and you get nervous that people will judge you for spending a week at an organic farm.
>>29983897
Allegedly. I don't feel any smarter than the highschool drop outs here. A couple of meaningless arts degrees will do that.
>>29983914
>tfw your volunteer work is treasurer of a Pokemon Club.
>>29983964
C-Chris Chan?
>>29984001
Oh man I was just thinking today about how being a social worker whose job it was to turn losers life around could be interesting. Like, it's your job to turn Chris into a less embarrassing member of society. How do you do it?
>Clear out Barb's hoard
>Sell Chris' plastic collection
>Get him a job at Walmart
>Get the family finances in order
>Motivate him to write his stupid comic again (it's stupid, but it's a creative outlet that should positively impact on his social development)
WHO ELSE HATES SIGNING INTO CENTRELINK VIA myGOV HERE?
>>29984102
what's the problem?
oregon
>>29984052
His autism room is a carefully crafted ritual. Chris would scream if you took all that stuff
>>29984102
The SMS code only ever works for me the second time. WTF? And yes, its a massive piece of fucking shit. They should PAY me to use it. Pay me tedies or something REEEEE
Any cute boys in Wollongong want to be my friend and we can hang out and play vidya together and I can do lewd things with you
>>29984391
Don't you get paid in Centrelink bux though?
>>29984225
SMS codes
Logging in via another login
mygov username is random letters and numbers
Get an email saying I have a mygov notification that says I have a centrelink letter and it's jsut a pdf stating nearly nothing that they could've emailed me in the first fucking place.
>>29984428
Yes, but they should have a separate payment for pain and suffering caused maintaining the first payment
>>29984408
Ah, the cuteboi's have entered the thread.
>Why don't you go on Grindr, cuteboi?
>B-but Chad's o-on G-grindr!
What a world
>>29984491
No I'm not a cute boy I just want one
>>29984491
The cute bois were really nice to me and helped me through my depression ;--------;
>>29984551
they just wanted to pos your neg hole, trust me.
>>29983301
4109 here how you doin
>>29984566
TOXIC seed poster here. Currently admitted to the hospital after one of my lungs collapsed. I have a slight INFECTION that is being treated now but these walls will not hold me and I plan to be out infecting new boys by tomorrow
I wish 4chan would make a dedicated /neet/ for all us unemployed bros so we didn't ahve to put up with this faggy hookup shit on aus generals.
Anyway I'm building a new resume from the bullshit template my job service provider gave me. Do you guys reckon blatent honesty will make it stand out?
(the Employment history section is still from the template, I'll jsut make up shit)
>>29984591
That's no good. how did that happen?
>>29984610
Don't forget to add that you hate fags.
>>29984610
Need to add "do the hard yards" and "honest" to your skills and attributes. Don't forget to put your best mate and ya mum down as references.
>>29984626
My appetite dropped a lot from the meds im on and ive lost a lot of weight. Apparently it can just happen to skinny people ... My seed is that TOXIC NOW!!!!! I am a walking GAY, TYPHOID MARY.
>>29984491
You mean
>Why don't you go on Grindr, cuteboi?
>Because I don't want to get POS'd in my NEGHOLE by some TOXIC fucking degenerate
Really though people who spread aids ruin boipussy for the rest of us
>>29984610
Make sure you add "I'll be the best goy you ever hired Mr Goldberg, I won't ask for a raise or nuffin, I'mma good wagie!"
>>29984649
Jesus christ lad. ok. wow. I want to toxic seed with you, but jesus.
>Tfw bunch of underage normie fucks threw a bottle through a window at my job today then tried to fight me
>Got them arrested for underage drinking, drinking in public, then when I was talking to the cops I told them about how I smelled bud too
>They also got possesion of cannabis
>I was stoned during all of this
>>29984680
I can show you the best places to catch infections around syd if you want. I found a new group of homless ppl who are absolutely FILTHY. I'm talking, NEEDLE SHARING type of FILTHY. And I'm just like acting casual knowing that im pos. They're the same guys who gave me hep b but im sure they have other shit too! I just want to squirt their DISEASED blood all over my open sores!
>>29983887
You're going to have to wade through the shit and climb the ladder for years m8
>Senior executives assistant
kek'd
>>29984635
Despite not wanting them to shit up this thread, I don't actually had fags. They should jsut goto their containment board.
>>29984644
LOL, added
>>29984676
Kek, I'm union for life though.
any /innerwestsyd/ fags here?
I need a drinking buddy
>Another Saturday night in
Kinda tempted to go out and buy some booze but I drank a bottle of Absolut and half a bottle of Kahlua last night Dunno if I can justify it tonight.
>>29984773
I'm a PITCHER around syd? You like sports anon? Wanna meet?
>>29984784
>I spent my autism bux on whisky and cigars today. Was extremely, extremely fucking worth it.
I also bought books on math ^_^ Hence the autism.
>>29984744
If only I was joking
https://www.seek.com.au/job/31373737?pos=1&type=standout&engineConfig=&userqueryid=64896884002110958&tier=tier1&whereid=19583
>>29984786
I didn't mean faggot, fag; I meant 4chan browsing fag
>>29984895
I play sports anon, I'm not a faggot. Do you wanna meet. I'm busy atm cause I'm quite sick but we can hang tomorrow!
>tfw girl you've been talking to online stops talking to you
et tu feelus
>>29984922
>"Girl"
>"online"
Laughing abstract female sociology professors.png
>>29984937
well I don't really mind what gender they were it made me feel a little less depressed for a while
>>29984906
I don't really follow sport
>no tv
2pm at newtown station?
>>29984821
Well good luck I guess, lad
/protip/ if the title doesn't include "entry level" don't expect much luck
who else starting uni on monday
had dominos and feel like a fat shit
>>29985058
NUMBY NUMBY ON YOUR TUMBY
>>29980795
There was a poetry thread a couple years ago and I memorised an original by one poetbot so I'll share it now. I have no idea what it means but it gets to me.
Back then we were green
It was something like a change
In the latent parallels
And the makeshift reprieve
I'm not so sure about colours, anymore
>>29984509
be my girlfriend
unless you're a boy in which case pls go
>>29984742
That's the spirit, noble patrician. Don't let that collapsed lung hold you back.
>>29979611
I caught a plane out
Australia can suck my dirty balls
>>29985004
tfw another week of holidays
tfw you are doing 3 subjects which you haven't completed the per-requisites for otherwise your degree structure is fucked and you're going to be way in over your head
>>29985158
Where are you now, where are YOU?
I just started drinking again
Someone Adelaide kill me yada yada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwZcuwfiCjE&feature=youtu.be
>>29985172
i'm taking some bullshit arts papers this semester so i can get my gpa up and get into a better course
>>29985246
Nice anon, I wish I had a chill semester but I'm going studying like a mad man
what do you wanna transfer to and what's your WAM?
>>29985256
i want to get into pre-med because frankly medicine is the only respectable degree to have, my gpa right now is exactly 5
>>29985242
I'm jelly. Although I can't drink anymore because the hangover isn't worth it. Codeine gives me stomach cramps (or maybe it's my liver). DXM makes me psychotic. Can't find weed, plus I binge on it and can't move/eat/do anything.
So bored since I moved out of Adelaide to the country on Tuesday. Not that I wasn't bored in Adel. Been playing Cities skylines for 12 hours a day. Too scared to go to the shops. Suicide pls.
>>29985195
middle earth
(south island)
it's fantastic
>>29985299
What Uni does GPA grades that go as 5? WA unis all cap at 4.
Also you should know
>Arts units have lower average grades than science units.
>>29985339
i go to university in new zealand, i guess it's a bit different here
9 for A+
8 for A
7 for A-
6 for B+
5 for B
4 for B-
3 for C+
2 for C
1 for C-
0 for D+ or D-
>>29985306
That's sucky
How many times have you taken codeine? I've taken it a few times and it's comfy, only ever got the cramps once but if it was your first time taking it I could see why you'd be turned off of it because I honestly thought I was going to fucking die
How far into the country and is it at least comfy?
>tfw parents buy me my alcohol
>tfw can't play city builder no matter how much I want to because Autism A tells me to build grids and Autism B tells me not to build grids and I'm not creative enough to do that or autistic enough to plan an entire city from the start
>>29985299
>medicine is the only respectable degree to have
What aboutBio-Medical?
I like to probe my cats stinky sphincter with my tongue
>>29985346
Ok. Looks like my statement was wrong anyway. Except the thing about Arts. It's easy to pass art units, but the curve is solidly around credit marks. Science units skew towards Distinction, at least at my uni....
t. sat as student rep on Academic board
>>29985339
>Arts units have lower average grades than science units.
is this true? sheeeet I wonder about Commerce and IT stuff too
>qt comes up to me at work and really starts paying attention to me
>invites me to some gig in a few weeks
>fb stalk her
...annnnnnd she's married
>>29985365
>What about Bio-Medical?
Absolute joke tier. No professional accreditation = no job.
>>29985369
Welcome to austhread. Please, come in. Take a seat.
>>29985400
Maybe she's looking for a bull?
>>29985413
It's okay except for when you get parasites
>>29985430
m8 I post on /r9k/
>>29985434
She probably wants to hook you up with her gay friend.
>>29985434
Maybe she's 'facebook married'not married
>>29985434
She's gonna have her gay friend POZ you with his TOXIC SEED ect. ect.
>>29985434
her husband wants to confine you in his rape dungeon
>>29985387
i mean all stage 1 papers are pretty easy, arts especially
>>29985353
>How many times have you taken codeine
Only 5-10 times, but I take at least 20 tabs at once (after cold water extraction). Tolerance made it meh from the start :( that cramps scared the fuck outta me cos I didn't know it was a common thing. I thought for sure my liver was giving up, thank god I didn't call 000 lel.
>How far into the country
Over 5 hours from Adelaide. Not all that comfy. Location doesn't really matter to me apart from the fact that I know people from school here, so I avoid going outside anyway.
>tfw parents buy me my alcohol
Kek, I've been there. I would ask my mum to buy me a bottle of vodka every weekend, then I would sit at the kitchen table skulling it back with orange juice (can't drink crusta anymore to this day). She was under the guise I was pre-drinking before meeting uni friends in the city, but I was just going to reds by myself and buying pills.
What do your parents think of your drinking? Do they disapprove but just can't say no or what?
>>29985434
Once your there , they're going to proclaim you "King of the Gig" . When it's time for your coronation, they're going to dump a bucket of pigs blood on your head.
>>29985489
hey lad, are you they guy who had the crazy night and kept forgetting his wallet? been there done that shit, that's for sure.
>>29985403
>Absolute joke tier. No professional accreditation = no job.
Well there's goes my hopes and dreams. I just want a comfy microbiology job but my OP score was total garbage and I don't have the power of nepotism on my side.
Guess I'll just kick back and enjoy the NEET life.
>>29985452
>ect.
triggered.
Blocs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUXMr_CBgTk
>>29985511
>Not maining E.C.T
consider me triggered
>>29985509
That is me friend. Did you used to go out by yourself or were being degenerate in a group setting?
>>29985534
Both. But it didn't really get degenerate till after I had driven everyone away with my alcohol filled insanity.
>>29985489
Ah, that's shitty. You should try it again soon if it's been a while.
>reds
Absolute yuck, I haven't had a RL friend in 3 years, never been clubbing once, and even I know that Reds is the scummiest bogan shithole club.
How could you stand it?
>What do your parents think of your drinking? Do they disapprove but just can't say no or what?
Both my parents are alcoholics, not with the rest of the bad stigma behind the term, they just get drunk every night but they're still good people, so them buying me alcohol isn't a real problem. It's only $30 for a bottle of Ruskov and they don't mind doing it because I think they can see that I'm happier when I'm drunk.They also buy me cigarettes too.
I woke up this morning and my mum was coming home from the shops, she asked me how much I drank last night and when I told her only half a bottle she looked relieved because she was going to buy me another one but decided not to because she assumed I had enough left over to get drunk again.
Should I buy some meth on the dark web?
I haven't done any drugs before. But I feel like I have nothing to lose any more.
On the verge of ending it all.
>>29985600
What are the prices on dark web?
>>29985622
See pickle related mo
>>29985600
Why don't you start a little slower, with weed. I know you're at the end of your tether, but I'm positive a meth addiction won't help. In fact it may just your current circumstances look positively wonderful
>>29985600
Also meth isn't a drug to end it all on, you'd probably wind up breaking down all your problems and coming up with plans to fix them the first time you try it.
If you've got nothing to do while on it, you'll come up with something to do and you'll become completely absolved into the task you're doing.
>>29985627
I'm not sure how legit that is, but irl you're looking at $100/point or $300/.5g, might be cheaper where you live.
$200AUD for that 1g is a steal desu
>>29985600
Meth is pretty much putting a gun in your mouth at this point. Not because it'll kill you, but if you're that depressed and serious addiction takes on then you're fucked.
>>29985638
>>29985665
>addiction
I'm on the centrelink so I don't think I could afford an addiction anyway.
>>29985653
>Also meth isn't a drug to end it all on
Yeah I'm not trying to end it all, I am trying to find something that might give me some sort of reason for living.
I had heard that meth could give me some energy to get some shit done.
My house is such a mess but I have no motivation to clean it.
There is mould an inch thick on the bathroom walls.
The carpet has mountains of dust and hair all along the edges.
>>29985595
That was an entertaining anecdote. Your situation is intriguing.
>reds
>how could you stand it?
Pills. Glorious pills.
And nBome. Horrific nBome.
>>29985679
>so I don't think I could afford an addiction anyway
Fair enough. Don't need a whole lot of meth to suffer withdrawals though. Be smart about it.
>>29985679
>needs motivation
Take some Adderall you dopey fuck, not fucking meth. Tons of """pro""" video game players take Adderall to help them focus better and get shit done.
Submitting psychiatrist medical letter to Centrelink.
Lets hope i can get my hours down
>>29985743
Isn't that just prescription meth?
>>29985747
Oh m8 I'm sorry but I laughed reading that. It is just so brutally frank.
I have several similar ones about me. The psychiatrist wrote a 7 page biography of me and every sentence was dripping with unflattering reflections.
If you want to get on the easy lane at the Centrelink you need to add some psychosis to your depression m8.
Do you have any delusions? Any psychotic breaks in the past?
Good luck m8.
>>29985747
>no history of substance abuse
Failed normie at worst.
>>29985750
>Isn't that just prescription meth?
Yes, but it's not going to fuck you up as much as taking unregulated street meth probably made in some dude's basement.
>>29985792
How can i fake psychosis? It's $400 a pop to see each psychiatrist. I should've acted like a complete sperg so he could write more.
How did you get your psychiatrist to write 7 pages?
>>29985797
>he abuses substances
Not him but not being a degenerate doesn't mean being a normie. also
>implying normalsfags don't abuse alchohol when they go out every week for DUDE CLUBS LMAO DUDE PARTIES LMAO
The only difference is that it's "acceptable" to binge yourself on the alchoholic jew
>>29985747
>thank you for referring this ___-year-old, SINGLE man who is UNEMPLOYED and LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS
I'm in tears
someone help me, she sounds like she's really sarcastic and angry at Centrelink because they sent you to her
oh fuck me this is gold. sorry anon. WHY WOULD THEY HAVE TO SAY YOU'RE SINGLE AHAHAHAH
>>29984408
I live in wollongong lol, but I aint gay.
>>29985823
I told them i never had a girlfriend and i still live with my parents. Enjoy the laugh anon. Im laughing with you from behind the screen
>>29985837
>Enjoy the laugh anon
Oh I feel like a dick now. Why would she need to include that on her letter to CL though? It's like she's taunting you.
>>29985797
4chan, anime, manga is my drug/addiction :^). You expect someone like me to know where to obtain drugs?
>>29985813
>It's $400 a pop to see each psychiatrist
Are you seeing them privately? You need to get referred on some sort of public program.
I got referred for a "psychological assessment" There was a 6 month wait because I wasn't psychotic at the time so it wasn't deemed an emergency.
That was when they wrote the 7 page letter. It was because I had asked for the assessment for a "proper diagnosis". i.e something better than depression.
>How can i fake psychosis?
You don't need to fake anything. You are insane. Just look at how you live! Tell them about 4chan. Tell them about your /pol/ political views. Mention the jews.
They will say you are psychotic even if you aren't. That's what happened to me.
>>29985747
>crying at home with his brother
Congratulations anon, I am extremely depressed. I would hug you and let you cry it out ;----;
>>29985816
>>29985797
>>29985747
>no substance abuse
Literally babby's first depression
>>29985823
I don't disagree but it's to reinforce that his social situation isn't ideal.
>>29985855
Dunno, but i laughed a bit and cringed too when i first read it. Maybe its just standard procedure to include those details
>>29985888
>Maybe its just standard procedure to include those details
Yeah it is. I had 7 pages worth of details, all of them bad.
She also described my demeanor as "fatuous".
>>29985880
guy who posted the letter here. PLEASE TEACH ME HOW. Post more?
>>29985903
You don't want to get sectioned m8.
>>29985901
>fatuous
What does she even mean exactly? Fatuous means silly and pointless in the dictionary.
I'm down to my last $30
Going to buy some wine, some chips and chocolate and vomit it all up later.
>>29985903
Teach you how to what?
Three tabs of ac!d for sale.
$75
5158
>>29985927
How did you become an involuntary inpatient? I might do the same so i can submit it to Centrelink
>>29985919
>sectioned
Sorry anon-kun, what do you mean?
>>29985925
>What does she even mean exactly?
I don't know. I don't think she appreciated my dry sense of humour.
I was pretty nervous during our appointment and was talking about uncomfortable stuff so I got a bit flippant on occasion.
Her whole report on me was extremely unflattering. I felt sick reading it. I had never seen myself from another person's perspective like that.
It was 3 years ago and I still haven't recovered from reading it. I have hardly left the house.
I don't suppose anyone is selling acid in the newcastle area?
>>29985950
>sectioned
Means to get locked up against your will. Fed drugs even though you don't want to take them.
think one flew over the cuckoos nest.
>>29985953
Is she from Sydney?
How many appointments did it take for her to write a 7 page report?
>>29985938
Are you the guy with the squirt.org profile?
>>29985977
>Is she from Sydney?
No, Adelaide.
>How many appointments did it take for her to write a 7 page report?
That was after one 60 minute appointment. She sent it to my doctor two weeks later. She took a lot of notes and wrote everything up in the order we talked about it.
>>29985962
But i can get a medical letter afterwards right? Any experience being an involuntary inpatient yourself?
>>29985992
What payment are you on now? DSP? Newstart with low benchmark hours? Also whats your diagnosis?
I might see another psychiatrist and they to get them to include a panic attack diagnosis. I got nothing to lose if they find out im faking it.... r-r-right?
Centrelink fucked me over for Austudy starting a post dip in cyber security next semester. Was denied cause they say my course isn't 2 semesters when it is. have a part time job sick of dealing in employment plus with NewStart.
>>29985993
>Any experience being an involuntary inpatient yourself?
no this only happens if you are legit crazy and can't control yourself, or if you are dumb enough to say the wrong thing.
So long as you don't say you are going to kill yourself or harm someone else you will not get sectioned (unless you are literally currently psychotic and aren't making any sense about anything).
>But i can get a medical letter afterwards right?
Yes your GP gets sent the letter from the psychiatrist and then he can do further things. I asked him to fill out the forms to get me on the DSP and he attached the letter to them.
>>29986022
Whats your diagnosis?
Djjdjd
>>29986013
>What payment are you on now? DSP?
Yes. They rated me as able to work between 8-14 hours a week, which is just under the threshold for DSP (15).
>if they find out im faking it
I told you before that you are not faking it. they will diagnose you with a psychotic disorder just on the basis of the truth. you just need to tell them.
You have been living your weird life so long that you no longer view it in your own mind as weird and insane. That is your problem. Tell them about 4chan. Tell them about your "hobbies". they will diagnose you as psychotic.
>>29986043
>Whats your diagnosis?
I was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Even though I was not psychotic. It was mostly for "negative symptoms" which include things like depression and "flat affect".
I have never heard a voice in my head or anything similar in my life, and they knew this and still diagnosed me.
>>29985747
Headspace prescribed you Ritalin?
REEEEEEEE life is fucking unfair
>>29986047
How will they diagnose me with a psychotic disorder if I tell em i just go on 4chan? I told the psychiatrist i just browse e internet all day.
are you saying i have a psychotic disorder?
>>29986069
Senpai, just exaggerate your symptoms. Say you can't concentrate for more than 20 seconds. Look up the symptoms. They cant tell whether or not you're lying so they'd go with the safer route and give you what you need.
I got ritalin in 2013. I did a bit of exaggeration.
>>29986091
you still prescribed it?
>>29986071
>are you saying i have a psychotic disorder?
I am saying they will diagnose you with one because your life has become so strange. They are normies.
That is literally what being insane is. You do not need to hear voices. You jsut need to have become really fucking weird.
are you allowed to get a firearms license if you've seen a therapist before
>>29986103
Nah. I told my psychiatrist it wasnt effective as stated on the letter. I want to try xanax to reduce my anxiety hoping it'll make me more able to do things. Guess ill have to doctor shop for it.
>>29985950
They never mentioned anything to me about writing a note to centrelink
I just went in after my parents called an ambulance for me after passing out drunk with knife cuts on my face and arms. Got diagnosed with developing schizophrenia but later they decided that wasn't accurate
No, they won't diagnose you as psychotic if you tell them you go on 4chan
>>29986112
You mean come off as fatuous? im not sure what you mean man
>>29986136
only psychiatrists can prescribe xanax in australia since a 2013 regulation change, and even they need special written permission to prescribe. it's extremely controlled. diazepam (valium) is not nearly as controlled (can be prescribed by ordinary GPs and no written permission needed), and is actually better than xanax imo, so if you want a prescription for a benzo i would go that route.
odd you got rid of your ritalin script, i find the stuff really helps me and makes me productive, i have only tried friends stuff and can't really afford to get officially diagnosed with adhd :(
>>29986138
That letter you were holding. You could submit that to Centrelink. What's your diagnosis now?
It's a fucking shame i only got diagnosed with dysthymia. $380 cmon. I should've exaggerated more. I had nothing to lose
>>29986155
Just be yourself m8.
You do not understand how weird you are because you have come to view your life as normal.
But when these normies in the medical profession (very successful people) get a REAL LOOK at you they will diagnose you with something more than depression.
But you have to make sure they know. You have to tell them about 4chan. About the anime. About your views on women and politics.
>>29986173
Go to headspace. Its free if youre 24 or under.
>>29986203
i'm in canberra m8, no govt facilities here prescribe adhd medication.
Getting diagnoses with schizophrenia is easy. All you need is in pic related.
Most robots already have most of them.
>>29986194
the psychiatrist never asked me that shit, about my political views or some shit. I did say i dont want friends because i'll only get hurt.
>>29986186
They haven't given me a straight diagnosis.
They originally thought developing schizophrenia but then they thought depression and then they thought bipolar and then they thought anxiety, depression and OCD and now I don't know what they think.
All I can piece together really is that they've said I have major clinical depression and another psych said that it seems like I had a psychotic episode.
I don't know how to deal with centrelink. It doesn't matter now though since I'm beginning studying at TAFE. Should I bring the letter and ask if it could benefit my youth allowance?
>>29986234
If youre getting youth allowance it means youre still young. Im beyond saving (26) so im just trying to get my centrelink hours down so i can just live off of it for the rest of my life.
As pathetic as it sounds, if i were serious about wanting to improve my life I wouldn't have been willing to post that shameful letter on here.
>>29986269
>live off of it for the rest of my life.
You need to get on DSP then.
Newstart is no way for a man or robot to live.
>>29984610
>Willing to do the hard yards
Top kek dont put this in your resume thats embarrassing.
>>29985978
MAYBE.
Yeah, I'm Dee_.
Stop sabotaging my anonymity and buy my drugs already.
If I earn any money on the DSP will they cut my pension? My situation is that very rarely can I get a job (because its hard -- obviously), more specifically -- very rarely can I get a job that I can do because of my anxiety, phobias, depression, insomnia, bla-bla-bla. But some times I might find programming work that doesn't stress me out.
So given that this work will never be constant enough to live on and depend on because of my problems, is it even worth reporting? And if I report it do they cut my pension if its over a certain amount? It's like they've setup the DSP so that it's so black and white that its a disincentive to try do anything
>>29986288
I fapped to your dick pic about 6 times.
It was really sexy. I loved how hairy and dirty you were. You had a sort of unwholesome look that I found very sexy.
Please post more pics.
>>29986316
I have a nice DICK, sure. But uh, I've never posted a face-pic or anything of the sort.
And I'm good, just buy my drugs or suck my dick already.
>>29986273
Senpai, to get dsp i have to be fully dianosed, treated and stabilised.
Newstart with a benchmark hour of 8-14 is good enough. All i have to do is attend quick interviews with centrelink once every 3 months. Also job search won't be mandatory.
>>29986328
Just post a few more shots of your dick and legs and feet and I will consider buying your drugs.
>>29986345
Reducing that junkie to a slut. Kinda hot desu
>>29986345
I need to deactivate my account already. You're all dirty creeps.
I literally only have one picture uploaded which is my fat cock, so I'm not quite sure what you're on about.
>>29986330
>All i have to do is attend quick interviews with centrelink once every 3 months
No this is not true. If you are under 35 you also have to do an approved activity. Studying, looking for working with a job provider, or seeing a psychiatrist.
> i have to be fully dianosed, treated and stabilised.
Yes, this is not as hard as it sounds. You basically would already qualify.
>>29986353
>deeming somebody who takes psychedelics a "junkie".
Tryhard(er) anon.
>>29979611
Why the fuck is the anti-vaccination movement so strong in Australia?
>>29979611
anyone /melbourne/ here
>>29986354
>You're all dirty creeps
Top kek you are the one with the squirt account.
I was hoping you had a few more pics on your hard drive to post here.
It is a really nice dick.
>>29986373
What's his profile URL? Show us desu
>>29986384
I don't want to scare him off.
I will post the dick pic if he keeps being difficult though.
>>29986384
You need an account.
I can post my profile picture (dick) if you'd like.
>>29986373
And thanks man but you're kind of grossing me out is all.
>>29986361
No way, i cant use >>29985747 can i? Because i havent taken the meds yet. Or i can find another psychiatrist and act like i have schizophrenia.
>>29986410
Anon, rev up that dick cause I sure am a mighty faggot
>>29986410
>grossing me out
I have never been told that I have grossed out a squirt.org exhibitionist slut before.
>>29986424
Second.
Dick revving time pls
>>29986368
Because people like my mother exist
Incredibly vocal, evangelical creationist, Alex Jones worshiping, anti-vaccine, pro alternative medicine, 9/11 truther who believes that chemtrails and fluoride exist as mass mind control to keep the population sheeple. She and her husband buy his filters, supplements and spend thousands of dollars a year on special bottled water from overseas that's apparently "pure".
She tried to explain to me once how everyone is deluded but she's enlightened and awaken "kind of like the red pill in the matrix".
>>29986420
Anon getting the DSP is a process which takes months. By the time you are being assessed for it at Centrelink you will count as stabilised. Just tell them you have been taking the meds.
I do not know if what you are currently diagnosed with would be enough for DSP. I suspect probably not. Do you think your GP would agree to fill out the forms to apply for DSP?
You do really want to get yourself diagnosed with something a bit more spicy to increase your chances of success.
>>29986433
The difference being that I'm not an exhibitionist slut, PER-SE.
I have no shame in showing my dick, but apart from that, I'm quite reluctant.
>>29986462
Yummo.
>>29986462
Damn anon that's a pretty nice dick. Would deepthroat/10if you weren't a druggie cunt who needs to get the fuck out of my country
>>29986462
It's a nice dick, would suck you off while you beat me.
What I really like about this pic is how comfy it looks. M-maybe we could both listen to god is an astronaut there while on a high dose of DXM. W-we would have to take our clothes off though cause you fee hot on DXM
>>29986459
Since it says you also have to be treated and stabilised, did you take any medication?
>>29986439
>he drinks the fluoroidal jew
Shit nigga I'm no anti-vac but fluoride is literally not shit you should be taking internally. You get enough from brushing your fucking teeth with toothpaste.
>>29986489
Dude, I've been trying to sell this acid so I could buy DXM!
I'm really lazy but I'd be down for a play some time.
Stats and ting?
>>29979611
Oooh I'd love to have a beer with anon,
I'd love to have a beer with an'.
We'd drink in moderation,
And we'd never ever get fat rolling drunk.
We'd drink in the town and the country,
Where the atmosphere is gr8
Oooh I'd love to have a beer w/ anon
Cause anon's me m8
>>29986511
I told them I was taking the medication I was prescribed.
The thing is they can not really hold you not taking your meds against you because it is a matter of personal freedom. They will never tell you "you have to take this medication or you will not get DSP". It is your choice what meds you take.
A crazy guy off his meds is still crazy and will still get DSP. Because it is not his fault that he is too crazy to know he should take his meds.
>>29986520
I thought you didn't like guys though?
And yeah, acid is horrible -- too much of a mind fuck.
Do you have an email or something?
I'm so sick of having to deal with faggots while pretending it's any less of a 'sexual orientation' than pedophilia
I still can't see the difference between a sexual orientation and a fetish. It all comes down to the particular things which you are attracted to. Who dictates what those particular things have to be to differentiate between a paraphilia and a sexual orientation?
What's even more telling is how you have BDSM people marching with the gay pride parade. The BDSM community has built their own lifestyle and community out of a fetish exactly the same way as homosexuals but for some reason homosexuality is deemed different.
tl;dr either accept or sexualities or admit that you have arbitrary morals
Fuck I hate people and stupid societal rules so much.
PEDOSEXUAL RIGHTS NOW
>>29986546
I'm on squirt? Obviously I'm a faggot.
Yeah, I could do that, but you haven't told me enough about yourself anon. I prefer younger.
>>29986561
How many hook-ups have you had from squirt?
>>29986561
I'm 24 so I guess quite old :( I took some sleeping pills so will prob pass out soon
>>29986552
Hello Mr. pedophile, try moving to regional Australia. Theres plenty of trashy bogan 14 year olds willing to fuck you if you gave them some attention away from their dysfunctional homes
>>29986552
>admitting your a pedo in shitpostistan
Enjoy your trip to jail m8 for having a badwrongevil opinion
>>29986585
>wanting a trashy loli and not a pure caring loli wife
Disgusting
>>29986585
You don't even need to move that far. Just go to a trashy suburb and you'll find plenty of those girls you're talking about.
>>29986585
This isn't about sex
This is about human rights in a civilized and modern world.
A healthy, normal life of the average teenage girl:
>has her first kiss at 11
>handjob and blowjob at 13
>starts drinking socially at 14
>loses virginity at 14 to a 3 month long boyfriend
>break up and have sex with a few more guys at parties by 15
>by 18 she's had 3 boyfriends, had multiple sexual partners and given handjobs/blowjobs to many more, usually while drunk and with guys she barely knows (a few 18 year old blacks too since they love to hang around highschool parties)
>she gets into a long term relationship with a boyfriend but eventually breaks up at 19 and gets even wilder at college
A disgusting, traumatic life of an abused teenage girl:
>she meets a handsome, nice, 20 year old with a job and his own place at 12
>they start dating and he takes her places
>they have their first kiss when she's 13
>they experiment with some sexual stuff more when she's 14
>when she's 15 they go all the way
>they talk every day and she stays over at his place on weekends with her parent's consent
>this relationship continues on until she's 18 and they finally get married
>they move in together while he's out of university and able to financially support her while she starts college
>>29986580
Cutieeee.
I'm 24 too. I probably can't meet tonight anyway though.
<3
>>29986566
About two I think.
>>29986624
H-how do I get in touch tho ;------; maybe I can meet you eventually. I am falling asleep, quick anon
Anyone in 4812 got green?
>>29986640
[email protected]
That'd be cool, no pressure. You're local I gather?
>>29986623
But the pic you posted gave the impression you want to have sex with 14 year old girls. Isn't it the same thing? You're legally allowed to date a 12 if dating is what you're after
>>29986650
Thanks, time for me to sleep nao. btw are you based in Sydney? I don't even know what city you're in
>>29986639
Were they good?
>>29986663
This is the issue, Christ. I'm Adelaidian, fag.
Sleep well anon, appreciate all the compliments. <3
>>29985833
All I want is a gay robot bf, bad feels man
>>29986697
anon its still possible, plz no criii
I haz a jobbi now so traveling is fine for me
goodnight <3
Bottle-O closes in an hour. How degenerate is it to start drinking alone at around midnight?
Alternating between blood and wine, wow and netflix binge. Frustration has gone way down since I stopped playing overwatch and began exploring the world of gmod
>>29986723
>How degenerate is it to drink
Very. Alchohol is for normies and normies are degenerates.
>>29985747
Holy shit you have to do this for newstart allowance now?
Man, I'm glad I got my work capacity reduced in the good old days, I haven't had to look for work in forever.
Seriously though, don't trip, my past psychological evaluations were much more degrading than that.
>>29986745
>my past psychological evaluations were much more degrading than that
What did they say about you anon?
>>29986718
Cute, well, you've got my digits.
Where were you in the sugarbaby thread I posted on yesterday D:
Take care xx
>>29986737
>stupid underage kid hasn't progressed to the stage of substance abuse
>calls people "normies"
>>29986766
>retarded normie animal that has to consume substances constantly because the jew tells him it will make him feel better
>calls people "kids"
>>29986794
Pay no heed to the mind-altering jew
>>29986763
this post is pretty gay
>>29986763
What's a sugarbaby thread?
>>29986745
Fuck it man im just trying to game the system at this point. Saying that your report was worse than mine is no consolation, it's the opposite. I think i may have held back during the appointment. I should find another psychiatrist and sperg hard next time.
Also post a pic of your medical report
>>29986753
They quoted me on saying I felt "pretty fucked up" with respect to drug usage; they went into detail about my hallucination persisting perception disorder (HPPD). And basically just delved into extreme detail about the symptoms I was experiencing, as a result of my various MH issues.
They also speculated upon whether or not I had bipolar/BPD for a while, which was eventually ruled out.
A professional psychiatrist (who I travelled hours to consult with) literally said that I needed to "grow up", and that I should've been in my 2-3rd year of university by now.
Wasn't sure whether to take that as a backhanded compliment or not.
>>29986651
No you're not! That shit is called "grooming" and gets you in shit very quickly, even more so because it's seen as far more predatory than simple pump and dump
t. Someone who got investigated just for that.
>>29986794
>brah, why do you need drugs when you can just get high on life brah?
>just be yourself, dude!
>brah, my life is nowhere near bad enough to lead me to abuse drugs because I'm a normalfag but let me call everyone else normies because I just came from reddit and REEE
>>29986830
>They quoted me
That was the worst part of the 7 page report my psychiatrist wrote about me. Where she quoted my words exactly but made it sound a lot worse than it actually was in context.
>>29986836
Story, anon.
Jjj
>>29986830
>literally said that I needed to "grow up"
How did you feel when he said that? If my psychiatrist said that to me i'd be too afraid and rekt to see him again. Welp.
>>29986836
How is dating a 12 year old grooming? Also give story. Nothing is sacred anon.
>>29986893
Fortunately it was a one-off appointment. I was referred to him after I was arrested for drug-trafficking, for a mental health assessment. My lawyer and I were exploring avenues to potentially get me into the MH court system.
I don't know, whatever. He was pretty dismissive I suppose. He presumed that the symptoms of my HPPD would just miraculously "disappear" but offered no explanation as to how. He suggested maybe a low-dose of an anti-psychotic/depressant as treatment (which have been proven tomworsen symptoms) instead of clonazepam or another benzodiazepine (shown to reduce/eliminate symptoms completely).
>>29986514
All studies say levels in water are negligible. In some places they lower the level of flouride as it occurs naturally higher than what they would have added. Gum inflamation is greater without flouride use, and this is considered more detrimental to your health than flouride (it affects your whole body, not just gums).
>>29987007
Curious, how much does it cost to defend yourself against the justice system? Your lawyer fees and medical probably cost you a lot
>>29987007
>drug trafficking
Suppose you were never caught. Is it a fun way to live?
>>29986864
>>29986908
>be in down after bad breakup
>getting shit kinda together
>install OKC as some rebound fun
>a few days later
>girl adds me
>18
>start chatting
>back and forth
>basically just being friendly and what
>talk a lot more
>end up talking and texting, goes on for a few months
>find out during this time she's "not quite 18 and in highschool"
>think "ah she's probably 16-17, no biggie"
>keep chatting, asked if I wanna help her at her riding club
>sure, I like manual labour
>head there, she's tiny
>thinking "okay this is weird" but it gets put aside when I notice everyone is that size
>duh, jockey, of course they're all small
>spend 2 days a week helping out and just spending time with her
>horse club has no problems
>get invited to a night camp/fire thing
>can't stay but go along for fun
>we're cuddling by the fire, chatting
Note, this is the first we've really been intimate so to speak; up until this it was like hello/goodbye hug and the sort
>notice the atmosphere is weird
>don't think much of it, enjoying the comfy
>next day, get a call from a constable
>got a tip off from horse club and girl's grandparents (guardians)
>told I was being charged with indecent dealings with a minor and grooming
>she's only 13
>anon.exe has stopped responding
>have all my shit confiscated; laptop, computer, phonelaptop was full of Loli from /b/
>more or less resigned to my fate, didn't even bother deleting
>constable turns up to work
>thisisit.whelp
>hands back all my electronics
>wut
>says because her profile said she was 18, I was mislead and will be let off with a very, VERY stern warning
>cut all contact with her and it won't go any further than this warming (unsure if it's recorded on my file though)
>sweat bricks and tell her I will
There you go Anons
>How is dating a 12 year old grooming? Also give story. Nothing is sacred anon.
Apparently they're not of age to make appropriate decisions and you're abusing that fact.
>>29986836
>That shit is called "grooming"
You know what else falls under what 'grooming' defines? Being a teacher or even being the kids parent. "Grooming" is just a media scareword that forces anyone accused of it to backpedal and defend themself even if they did nothing wrong. It's the same thing as being accused of being a rapist. It shuts down arguments because emotion driven normies jump to assuming you're guilty because someone implied you might be.
God I fucking hate that word.
>>29986552
I don't necessarily disagree with what your argument points to, but it seems like you're preoccupied with semantics. As if, if only the normies could see that X is a fetish just like Y, they would accept both. But that's not what's going on with pedophilia- label it whatever you want, people just don't want their kids having sex with adults.
But I think you can see past that, and are really asking the question "why do normies not want their kids having sex with adults?" One reason is probably that children who are molested often grow up to be mentally ill. Maybe it's just due to the stigma though? Iunno.
>>29987064
Thank God for Medicare and the Legal Aid system, I guess.
My lawyer was free, due to the fact I could've done jail time for my offending. My psych visits weren't absurdly expensive because of the Medicare-rebate, either.
Good times to he honest. I was happier on home arrest (away from my "friends") than I am now.
>>29987129
Are you back with the dodgy "friends" m8?
>>29987125
>I fucking hate that word
You and I both anon, you and I both.
>>29987122
Fuck man and you were just being honest too. How did the cops find out where you live?
>>29987092
>I was referred to him after I was ARRESTED for drug-trafficking.
W-what exactly are you misunderstanding here?
Yeah, I loved the lifestyle at the time. It gave my life meaning, and was very profitable. I was initially quite depressed after all the shit went down, but I eventually adjusted quite happily to robothood.
>>29987129
Did you actually have hppd? Im trying to scam Centrelink (dont give a fuck)
>>29987177
What happened to your profits? Did they get confiscated?
>>29987184
Lmao, you're not "scamming centrelink" you're fighting for your entitlement and trying to get relaxed obligations.
Yeah, but that's not why I was put onto disability.
I was able to get my capacity reduced as a result of my anxiety/depression.
>>29987126
>children who are molested often grow up to be mentally ill
no
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rind_et_al._controversy
It is semantics at the moment because people view homosexuality as less of a fetish than pedosexuality. It's literally propaganda to try and normalize homosexuality. People need to stop pretending it's not just a fetish
>>29987213
What about your hppd? Did you fake it?
>>29987202
Man I ceebs going into all of this right now but yeah, they did, I only had a G on me though. I had a tendency to gamble most of my profits.
The officers who arrested me were indicted for fraud. They recorded less money than what was actually confiscated. I was meant to appear at an ICAC-hearing.
I'm gonna go eat some food now.
>>29987231
Im too retarded to comprehend the article. Give me the brief
DSP is so fucking hard to get, I managed to get it after a year pushing my autism diagnosis.
>>29987166
Yea, I just wanted a nice girl to spend time with. Wasn't even sexual.
I answered a phone call and was upfront and honest with them; told them everything as was completely transparent. Think it helped my cause desu
teach me to getlaid PLEASE
>>29987122
>>told I was being charged with indecent dealings with a minor and grooming
>>she's only 13
How cute was she?If it wasn't illegal would you have dated her?
>>29987261
Basically a meta-analysis was done on a bunch of different studies on the effects of sexual abuse of minors and the researchers discovered that it wasn't anywhere near as a big deal as people claimed. In other words, touching a penis didn't result in PTSD.
So politicians, media and citizens got wind of this and decided that it would encourage child abuse so they did everything in their power to denounce the researchers and shut down the study.
>>29987342
So you're telling me fiddling a 10 year old wont traumatise them later on?
>>29987322
She was at least an 8/10; petite, 4'8", 30-40kg. Long straight blonde hair, green eyes, really sweet and traditional values. I would've. She was a really lovely person, and just very easy to get on with; appreciated hard work, dedicated to her hobbies and education, very loyal (we weren't even "dating" but she made it clear she was only mine)i had actually dated underage girls before and after that incident actually
>>29987322
He cuddled with her. He would've eventually fucked her if police never got involved. Not blaming him though, she posted up her profile claiming to be 18
>>29987364
Most likely not. Even with the horrific stigma surrounding child "abuse", many kids who were "abused" turned out to be perfectly normal people.
The exception is violent and aggressive assault of minors
The problem with most research and the way most people view child abuse is that they literally fail to differentiate between violent rape and touching/loving. Obviously statistics are going to be skewed with such bias.
>>29987387
>i had actually dated underage girls before and after that incident actually
Where and how?
>>29987364
>So you're telling me fiddling a 10 year old wont traumatise them later on?
The fiddling doesn't traumatise. Being told it was bad wrong evil to have done it or enjoyed it is what traumatises them. That and shitty "therapists".
>>29987413
I remember when my 20 year old cousin and i did a penis fight when i was 8. Im still traumatised to this day
>>29987454
Did he have a nice dick?
>>29981409
Or just plug a controller into your PC and sit back, that way you don't need to play on an underpowered shit heap
>>29987425
I dunno, i think i'd be pretty fucked up if i were a girl and my dad did stuff to me. I'd be so scared i could only comply
>>29987485
DON'T TRIGGER ME
REEEEEEE
>>29985955
My brother does but he is pretty sketchy. I'm willing to help out but not sure how to go about it?
>>29987231
>>29987231
>It is semantics at the moment because people view homosexuality as less of a fetish than pedosexuality
I disagree. Regardless of your article, OR the label "fetish," people think adults having sex with kids is going to viciously annihalate their children's lives, and that is why they don't want to see pedophilia.
Contrast this with homosexuality- people know it doesn't hurt anyone. They might even think it is gross, just like pedophilia, but they have come to terms with the fact that it isn't harming anyone, so they put up with it.
>people need to stop pretending it's not just a fetish
I don't understand the fixation with this label. What about the other end of the spectrum, where we might say that both homo and pedo are... What is the alternative... Orientations?
Who cares what it's called. Just ask the question, "is it harming anyone?"
"It's harmful because it's a fetish" is completely vacuous to me.
>>29987394
True anon, I would've. But had she been honest with me, and had dating been legal, I would've happily waited for her 16th birthdaymy first ever relationship was me 17 and her 14 and i waited the 2 years before we had sex, despite her constant advances and complaining
>>29987421
Through younger brother's friend
Through a friend I met off of omegle her age
The girl off omeglebest friend of 15yrs younger sister
>>29987491
>I dunno, i think i'd be pretty fucked up if i were a girl and my dad did stuff to me.
That's because it's incest dummy. You wouldn't be fucked up if you willingly did it with a guy that you CHOSE to apporach and do it with.
With incest, you don't have the authority to really tell your parent no, because they're the one providing for you.
>>29987552
Teach me your ways loli-loving chad.
>>29987552
>despite her constant advances and complaining
If you could try again, would you have bothered to wait 2 years? Surely, at the time, she wouldn't have reported you if you and her fucked before 16
>>29987562
>that's because it's incest dummy
>you wouldn't be fucked up if you willingly did
Well which is it? Incest, or lack of willingness that fucks you up? Can you not fathom mutually willing incest?
>>29987617
> Can you not fathom mutually willing incest?
I can, but the point they put forward was "What about unwilling incest?"
>>29987321
Describe what you think women are looking for aside from looks in a man they want to fuck.
>>29987547
Pedophilia hurts absolute nobody. Nobody has ever been hurt by pedophilia in the history of ever.
Child abuse is arguably harmful but all evidence seems to suggest that only in very rare cases or when violence or abuse is involved does child abuse actually cause long term problems. Evidence seems to suggest that adult relationships are more likely to cause trauma than non-violent, adult-child relationships.
The whole point is that when people label something an "orientation" they normalize it. It has become the norm to categorize and accept people as either straight, bi or gay but nobody would ever dream of categorizing people by saying they were straight/gay/bi/interested in people and animals/solely interested in animals/interested in all ages/interested solely on children/interested solely on early developed females/interested in bondage/disgusted by the elderly but aroused by diapers. Homosexuality has this privileged position because of fallacious reasoning and political dogma
>>29986723
>Bottle-O closes in an hour. How degenerate is it to start drinking alone at around midnight?
Drove down and bought a bottle of Wild Turkey. Guess I'm going all night and day tomorrow.
>>29987617
Objectively speaking, my mum wasn't bad looking at the time. If she decided to play doctor with me i probably wouldn't have resisted. I guess if you grew up in this kind of environment AND no violence or aggression was involved you'd think that child-parent sex play was quite normal; until you're old enough to find out otherwise, in which case you'll eventually be fucked up sooner or later
Fucking Pedo scum have ruined another thread with their rationalisations and bullshit.
Just wait until Based Hinch takes his place in the senate cunts.
>>29987562
>loli-loving chad
Thankyou anon I kek'd hard at this. Almost lost my coffee in the process
>>29987608
Nope. Both of our parents knew and we were a fully dating and known couple. I could've fucked her, told her parents, and nothing would've come of it. I didn't because of principle and the fact that we were both virgins; if you're gonna do it, do it right. Plus, I'm a (mostly) law abiding citizen.
>>29987617
How would willing incest even work? I was waiting in line at Centrelink and these two siblings, boy-6 girl-4, were wrestling then the boy accidentally grabbed her vagina and she immediately said "dont touch my *childish name for genitalia*"
Willing incest would involve grooming.
>>29987241
>The officers who arrested me were indicted for fraud. They recorded less money than what was actually confiscated. I was meant to appear at an ICAC-hearing.
Holy shit!
>>29987663
How do you expect an 8 year old to give proper consent without grooming friend? I can understand 12 year olds, maybe 11, maybe.
>>29987713
>I was waiting in line at Centrelink and these two siblings, boy-6 girl-4, were wrestling then the boy accidentally grabbed her vagina and she immediately said "dont touch my *childish name for genitalia*"
They're 4 and 6 anon, no shit they're not going to be showing signs of incest. They don't even have sexual urges yet.
>>29987712
>Thankyou anon I kek'd hard at this. Almost lost my coffee in the process
Glad you liked it, now
TEACH
ME
>>29987753
>How do you expect an 8 year old to give proper consent without grooming friend? I can understand 12 year olds, maybe 11, maybe.
Where in his post did he say 8? Don't jump to conclusions and try to label him as more extreme than he might be.
YOUR
SECRETS
>>29987743
In the end, being a cop is just a job to them. They're people too but given immense power.
>Tfw will never become a police officer to fuck with normalfags
I just had a wank and I didn't have anything to catch my cum so I had to point my dick at my stomach and it ruined my orgasm
>>29987753
Do you care when an 8 year old doesn't consent to eating their vegetables? When they don't want to go to school? When they're forced to participate in sports? When they're forced to practice religion? When a child performs in a movie or sings or dances? When kids dress up for beauty pageants?
You don't give an absolute fuck about consent when it comes to children in anything but sexual matters and even if you do, you don't believe the parents should face criminal charges for pushing their kids to do these things. But somehow, if a kid decides to touch a penis then consent becomes the major issue.
You're deluded.
>>29987790
I was thinking holy shit to the idea that fucking ICAC would pull some random Robot infront of the inquiry to testify against a couple of crooked cops.
>>29987767
>Where in his post did he say 8? Don't jump to conclusions and try to label him as more extreme than he might be.
YOUR
SECRETS
Peodphilia is before puberty. How can a person justify having sex with someone in a prepubertal age.
If it's dating, no fuck it how can you even date someone of prepubertal age? Pedophilia can't be justified.
>>29987514
dunno, how about wickr? we can contact each other on that. How is your brother sketchy? Would I be doing the deal with him or you?
>>29987794
Should have caught it in your mouth.
>>29987807
Fuck off cunt, kids can be manipulated into doing absolutely anything.
t. did three years of a Primary Education degree before dropping out due to overwhelming cynicism.
>>29987794
I always do that anyway
why wouldn't you wanna cum freely on your stomach and just clean up after?
it's not very sexy to have to aim at tissues or socks
last night it was also literally the cumshot with the biggest velocity for me
went shooting over my shoulder to my headboard
>>29987807
Come on, they're different things. Unfortunately, I lack the knowledge to explain how they're different but they cant be the same thing.
>>29987815
>Peodphilia is before puberty.
TOP FUCKING ZOZZLE NORMIE
I'M ONTO YOUR MEMES
Don't try and pull your exact definitions here. Everyone means both pedo and hebephilia when they use the term pedo, because dumbfuck normies call all of it pedo.
Still love to know where he said or implied 8 in his post
Pro tip: he didn't, he was using pedo like the common useage is, a blanket term for pedo and hebephiles.
>>29987767
There's not much to teach but a good starting should be
>be fit-average
>nicely groomed
>open minded and up oh pop culture
>well spoken
>childish sense of humour
And most importantly always rememberto just bee yourself :DDDDD
>>29987845
The angle my dick points at makes it uncomfortable to do unless I'm lying down, and I was sitting
>>29987663
Harmful or not, the facts don't matter at this stage. What I'm saying is that people don't support pedophilia because they THINK it's harmful. There is an existing attitude that pedophilia is harmful, and this is true regardless of whether or not it actually is harmful.
I agree somewhat that a label can change attitudes. If we label something "friendly" instead of "violent," then the label alone will probably change attitudes to a point. But underlying this is the act itself, and people are going to be asking- regardless of the label- IS THIS HARMFUL?
As I said, people *think* that adults fucking kids is harmful. To change this attitude, it is better not to focus on whether or not pedophilia is a fetish, but whether it is harmful.
Once people have accepted it's not harmful, THEN the "orientation"/"friendly" label will be attached, and yes this will change attitudes further, but only because the act has been deemed safe.
"Hey Cindy, I am going to have sex with your child, as it is safe and will not hurt her" is more compelling than "yo Cindy- turns out pedophilia isn't a fetish. Time to fuck your child"
>>29987845
>Masturbating with no imagination to rid myself of the porn-poison
Step up
>>29987881
>fapping sitting instead of lying in bed
what are you some kind of animal
>>29986020
THAT'S SHIT MATE GO DOWN ON MONDAY & REQUEST TO HAVE A THE DECISION REVIEWED.
>>29986020
>tfw abbo
>tfw get Abstudy
>tfw no questions
Life on easy mode
>>29987836
>>29987851
The primary issue is in the assertion that all child "abuse" is harmful to begin with, which evidence seems to contradict.
To put this as simply as possible, you have an irrational hatred and bias against pedophilia in the exact same way that homosexuality was demonized before movements existed to make it normal. Lots of people find homosexuality gross but this opinion is dying out and some day pedosexuality will be just the same
>>29987882
So your argument is pointless?
>>29987860
hold on there, i'd go as low as 12 if it were legal. Id fuck them if i werent such a loser. Remember Angie verona? Shes only 14 in her pics. As long as you have secondary sexual characteristics, and she wants it as well, i can see where you're coming from.
>>29987950
How does it feel to have a slut for a mother?
How does it feel to have a new dad every 6 months?
>>29987971
>implying
I'm 1/16th mate, I'm fucking white as a sheet of A4 paper, and come from a middle socioeconomic family. All of the benefits, none of the stigma/drawbacks
>get free benefits (money, medical, etc) because ancestor took some young abbo girl from her tribe to breed out the darkies
Based Great Great Grandad
>>29987951
>So your argument is pointless?
Read the last paragraph again. The point of my argument is that your whole preoccupation with fetishes etc. is pointless for your cause. Good luck convincing people into accepting pedophilia with your fetish propaganda argument.
>>29988003
How did you even prove you were abo?
Inb4 >i didn't have to
>>29988009
I'm not trying to convince people. I'm trying to use logic and reason to present an argument that intelligent people will accept
Fuck the general population. They'll continue lynching anyone who's deemed public enemy.
>tfw you're the only autistic anon on /r9k/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnylM1hI2jc
Little girls were made for pedophile dick.
>>29984102
Not as bad as the centrelink mobile app
>>29988048
Well your logic needs work, if you think fetish propaganda is going to get anyone who can see past semantics to *accept* your argument
Just introduce romeo and juliet laws like the United States. Grown ups in their 20s have no business with teenagers.
>>29988059
>>tfw you're the only autistic anon on /r9k/
Nice mate, but make that one of two. Aspie is pretty much autism, r-right?
>>29988059
Can you summarise the vid? Did you upload it? Can't watch cos using phone data
>>29988090
It literally is.
"Autism spectrum"
>>29988090
aspie is a variant of autism. usually it means you're an autist without the speech delay.
>>29988091
just a video of a non-verbal autist with (im assuming) severe autism. made me feel a lot because i related to it in many ways. worth watching, if you want some insight into an autist mind. first couple mins is just her stimming and humming then she speaks through a computer and explains what it means.
>>29988039
Actually didn't have to back when I claimed, but I still got my family tree and showed ancestry as well as identifying with the local indigenous tribe.
Was easy as fuck, but they've cracked down hard on it in the last 5 years
>>29988059
None of the anons in this thread are this autistic, surely.
>>29988146
Hmmmm, there's no harm in trying.
Im asian.
>>29988145
That's not the girl who didn't communicate at all until like age 13 when she miraculously typed on a computer, is it?
If unfamiliar; everyone thought this bitch was a soulless, thoughtless vegetable, then when she started typing shit, she revealed that she was horrified by all the things they were saying about here. Must feel bad man.
>>29988193
>That's not the girl who didn't communicate at all until like age 13 when she miraculously typed on a computer, is it?
nah, i dont think so. theres a lot of autist who are non-verbal but can communicate fine through typing.
>If unfamiliar; everyone thought this bitch was a soulless, thoughtless vegetable, then when she started typing shit, she revealed that she was horrified by all the things they were saying about here. Must feel bad man.
thats what its like breh, people dont see you as a complete person. ive been told i cant be autistic because i can type coherently and im articulate or whatever but if you hear me speak in real life you'll notice i cant use my voice properly some times or theres almost no expression in the voice. it goes from monotone to a child like "sing song" voice.
i wasn't severely delayed like some autist, my language developed normally for my first couple years then i lost all of it and could only echo sounds and speak in mumbling. i think i didnt speak properly until around 5 years old and even then all i can remember was being in a weird daze as school and having no idea what was going on around me while everyone else seemed to move just fine through the world.
>>29988193
Autists have no value in life. This along with anyone born with a genetic defect e.g. Down syndrome. Yet im too passive and pussy to kill myself.
Eugenics all the way
>>29988251
there are more than plenty "normal" people who contribute absolutely nothing to the world, look at /r9k/ and /pol/
I know most of you fucking normalfags are asleep but
>finally late enough for me to go outside and play pokemon go with people noticing me.
>it's currently raining
Even god hates me
>>29988290
pokemon go is overrated as shit cunt.
>>29988269
I-i-Im just projecting my own poor self-image.
>>29988306
i already knew m8
>>29988112
>>29988145
Nice, I get to put myself in a special victims club and blame all my shortcomings on it?
But really being an aspie is hell I can't fucking handle social situations at all, the other day I said something wrong to a girl and I had to apologize, I can't tell if she's angry or not. My friend read her reply and told me it sounded like she liked me and didn't know how to express it, which blew my fucking mind. Like, that possibility never even occurred to me but he was probably totally right with what he inferred.
>>29988290
>calls people normalfags
>plays pokemon
oh lel
>>29988301
If it's so overrated why is pretty much everyone playing it? I havent bothered to search up the stats, but i know the game's hugely popular atm even if suppose it is fad
>>29988326
>Nice, I get to put myself in a special victims club and blame all my shortcomings on it?
thats a personal choice. dont be one of those fags that think all autist think alike. personality comes before your condition, always.
>But really being an aspie is hell I can't fucking handle social situations
yeah
> the other day I said something wrong to a girl and I had to apologize,
i dont even apologize, cunt.
> I can't tell if she's angry or not
like i say, intellect is a shit substitute for empathy.
> My friend read her reply and told me it sounded like she liked me and didn't know how to express it, which blew my fucking mind.
ive been there many times
>Like, that possibility never even occurred to me but he was probably totally right with what he inferred.
and those moments where it literally takes you years to figure it out.
how are you at reading faces n shit like that? i only realized recently how bad iam at it. i really dont know 90% of the time.
>>29988339
i tried it when i went for a walk the other day, seemed fucking gay and pointless.
>>29988339
Isn't that how over-rated things work? They get really popular even though they're not that great? That said, I don't know what other means for rating could be used here other than popularity so... Eh
>>29988329
fuck off normalfag. I already said im too afraid to go outside when there's people
>>29988383
what's the matter champ? afraid someones gonna beat you up?
lel
>>29988371
>how are you at reading faces n shit like that? i only realized recently how bad iam at it. i really dont know 90% of the time.
>looking at people's faces
Top zozzle
>>29988393
tbAich Saturday nights are prob the least safe
>>29988393
Im afraid people will laugh at me while i hold my ipad walking around playing pokemon without a social group and people will snicker and say "haha look at that loner"
>>29988397
i never look at their faces but since ive become aware of the problem i try to watch peoples faces on TV shows and other media and its really quite difficult to work out. Real life is near impossible. Faces are like a blur sometimes and looking at eyes feels extremely discomforting.
>>29988412
>Im afraid people will laugh at me
>ipad
you're asking for it m8
>>29988415
What about looking at someone you're comfortable with?
>>29988437
still cant do it.
even my own mother its hard. i feel like i gotta contort my face and slam my eye lids shit multiple times if i catch a glimpse of her eyes.
>>29988430
Would you laugh at me if you saw? Maybe it's the fact i look beta more than anything else. If chad held an ipad walking around alone playing pokemon, there wouldn't be a problem
>>29988461
id laugh at any cunt who owns an ipad.
>>29988415
>Faces are like a blur sometimes and looking at eyes feels extremely discomforting.
>>29988447
>i feel like i gotta contort my face and slam my eye lids shit multiple times if i catch a glimpse of her eyes.
I don't have that problem too much, but I don't really check how often I look someone in the eyes. How are you at looking animals in the eyes? I can look my dog in the eyes just fine.
>>29988474
>id laugh at any cunt who owns an ipad.
Not him but what if they got it from a cousin for christmas and never really wanted it?
>>29988461
Well, part of chad is that they do get away with a lot of things
>>29988492
i have zero problems looking at animal faces.
just curious, where you diagnosed with asperger syndrome pre 2013 or ASD post-2013?
mines ASD level 2.
>>29988474
Sorry pham, ill go buy an iphone just so i can play pokemon without being ridiculed
>>29988492
>>29988525
>i have zero problems looking at animal faces.
but eyes are still kinda hard, although not AS hard.
>>29988526
stop being a baby and go play your chimpokomons. who cares about fucking normies. throw some pocket sand in their eyes if they come at you.
>>29988492
I got it from a family friend. It's so fucking comfy. I only go on the computer once every few weeks now.
>he isnt capitalising on the pokemon go craze while he still can.
>>29988525
>just curious, where you diagnosed with asperger syndrome pre 2013 or ASD post-2013?
What happened between now and then?
Diagnosed aspie in like 2010 I think, been a while since I've had to go see that autism doc so he could teach me how to fake basic social skills.
>>29988539
>who cares about fucking normies. throw some pocket sand in their eyes if they come at you.
This. It feels good to get some minor 'confidence' by just disregarding what normies think of you/
>>29988555
>I only go on the computer once every few weeks now.
lol fukn casul
>>29988576
>What happened between now and then?
DSM-4 had asperger syndrome, in 2013 DSM-V came out and rolled AS into ASD along with all the other "spectrum disorders".
>>29987753
>proper consent
The fuck does that even mean? Society has no issue with letting a 16 year old spend her evenings lusting and riding dick, are you fucking telling me she has a real understanding of what she is doing? It's that how the "consent" argument always turns out to be, some mong trying to appeal to "awareness" and "maturity"?
Fuck consent. We let "children" do all sorts of extremely dangerous things without "consent". Do kids give "consent" to breaking bones while playing on trampolines or riding bikes or playing sport? Do children give "consent" to have their brains stuffed with cancerous religious and/or political bullshit by adults who ought know better, for fucking years? Why the FUCK does society sperg out when it comes to sex when they don't give a shit about children in any other context. They harp on about harm but let single mothers raise children, which fucks them up more than sex ever can. They have no problem with kids being able to spend years of their life dumped in front of a television set in place of real parenting, which fucks then up more than sex ever can.
The problem with sex is that society traumatises "children" over it; it doesn't stem from the actual interaction unlike everything else I mentioned of which society fully endorses. I was a kid once, I understand how fucking horny we get. Girls hit puberty even early than guys do. When I was in my early 20s I had young girls come onto me, which while incredibly arousing also scared the ever loving shit out of me more than anything else I've ever gone through.
You cannot simply separate the 8-12 year olds into different categories, it doesn't work like that. Some girls hit puberty at 8. Some at 9. Some at 10, 11, 12, even 13 sometimes. You can't make arbitrary rules for something that genetics defines for the individual.
I fucking hate normalfags.
>>29988579
Its 1:20am im feeling too chill to lie anymore.
>tfw i now appreciate apple products
>tfw want ipad pro 9.7
Come in me
>>29987815
>Peodphilia
The terms paedophilia and hebephilia are not scientific or realistic. A guy can be attracted girls who look around 10 and in a group of 10 girls, 5 may not have hit puberty yet while the other 5 have. Going by this description, that would mean the guy is either a paedophile or a hebephile based on luck of the draw of which girl/s he found attractive, despite them all looking around that age. These descriptions are bullshit at best. Guys are attracted to a certain body type that comes with a certain average age. With the way females hit puberty, it is entirely arbitrary whether or not the call the person either a paedohile or hebephile.
Yet normalfags have to give these people a label because they have to be demonised in some way. Fuck, let's just ignore the fact that natural selection is adaptive and that with every other fucking great ape -and most other animals, period- puberty is when we breed.
Humans wouldn't be here as a species if we waited till 18 and up to start being sexually active simply because for most of our history, we haven't fucking living long enough to support this. We breed from the point of fertility and had around one child every 12 to 24 months. This increased during the agrarian age, due to resource security, and humans were having kids at almost twice the rate. Fucking hell, even in recent human history it was common for young girls to be seen as sexually viable the moment they started to bleed. The entire concept of the "teenager" is a modern invention. Just a few hundred years ago, a 13 year old girl was considered an adult. In Romeo and Juliet, Juliet is 13 and Romeo is supposed to be between 18 and 23. This was entirely normal at the time. Do people think that human behaviour and sexuality can change over the course of a few dozen generations or something?
Such a distinction between "paedos" and "hebes" in real life doesn't exist.
>>29988597
im fairly 100% certain that 8 year old me would've allowed an older women to molest me.
feelsgoodman.
>>29988612
haha oh wow. top quality plebery.
>>29988597
>Why the FUCK does society sperg out when it comes to sex when they don't give a shit about children in any other context.
Because goy, we can't have those whites breeding enough to replace their dying elderly. Remember to import more immigrant workers!
>>29988597
Woah, if you want to fuck children, that's your freedom, no judgement from me. Balance the risk and reward my friend.
>>29987836
>Fuck off cunt, kids can be manipulated into doing absolutely anything.
So can adults, what's your fucking point?
Manipulating people is the basis of both our economy and our democracy. What, you really think people really want to consume all the shit they do and do you think they are remotely aware of the greater impact it has? Or do you think that in our elections people have a full understanding of what is being pandered to them?
Give it a fucking rest. Your argument is a red herring.
>>29988646
Whats wrong with ipads? I dont even have friends to call up so i have no need for an iPhone.
>>29988676
>thinks iphone is the next best thing
jesus fucking christ, please be baiting.
>>29988657
>tfw donkey voted again.
>>29988691
Im not baiting. Im posting on 4chan using my ipad. The iphone looks beautiful without being excessive like other phones.
I know im falling for the countless adjectives tim took throws during it's keynotes but i don't care. They marketed their products in a way that's truly dazzling.
Again. I know im falling for the marketing.
>>29988746
>Again. I know im falling for the marketing.
yesssss, good goy! not as bad as alienware users though.
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>>29988614
Lets make it legal to fuck 6month of girls. Afterall humans are insignificant beings whose lifespan pales in comparison to the universe
Lets all fuck 5 year olds since consciousness is truthfully an illusion
Anon, if you want to fuck kids, Feel free. Just remember to balance your risk and reward. I suggest flying to Ukraine or Romania; cambodia if you want asian lolis
>>29988759
Ill never buy them though. Ill only wank over how great the product presentation is. You can use any phone brand and present it the way apple does and ill still like it.
>>29988614
You remind me of the manza (in a good way)
