>"anon play pokemon go you need to go outside, maybe you'll someone cute playing"
>whatever, seems like a neat concept
>download the game
>go to the park behind the house
>see a bunch of kids playing it
>occasionally couples walk by holding hands catching pokemon
>one of them kissed in front me
>i watched like a complete kek
>girls are always playing with other female friends which gives me anxiety
Don't fall for the memes robots. All this game did was remind me how lonely I am. It's literally Pokemon: Normie.
>>29956833
you're retarded for owning a smart phone and trying to be normie in the first place.
>>29956855
>not owning a smart phone
Who's the normie now? What are you, a wagecuck? Even niggers can afford smartphones lmao.
>>29956833
Pokemon is an overrated franchise desu. I like it, but I think it's no where near as good as people say.
>>29956855
What's wrong with smartphones? It lets me shitpost at work and watch anime wherever.
>>29956833
Pokemon is a billion dollar industry. It was never not normie.
Those people are having fun. You are being a judgmental weirdo. This is your whole problem in life.
It got boring after a few hours. Waste of time.
>Reviewbrah will never trim his fingernails
>>29956892
fuck off slut
unoriginallo
>>29956916
>Those people are having fun. You are being a judgmental weirdo.
Interesting that you see OP's post as hateful. It doesn't look like he's judging anyone to me. Just sad that he's alone.
>tfw the game crashes every time I'm about to catch a pokemon
fuck my shitty cheap ass phone
>>29956968
He's standing there creepily watching people and trying to act like a victim
>>29956916
>You are being a judgmental weirdo.
where is that implied anywhere in the OP? where did he judge anyone? what are you talking about? youre just talking shit while insinuating that you're being helpful. what a shit thing to do.
>>29956987
you are an absolutely terrible person.
i hope you know what it's like to be alone someday.but you won't. you sound just as awful as the rest of them so i'm sure you fit in just fine anywhere you go.
>>29956987
whats with your buzzwords? weirdo AND creepy? just because he's lonely and wants social interaction? what the shit
>>29956987
>He's standing there creepily watching people and trying to act like a victim
and youre sitting here on the internet complaing about him
you MUST be worse then going by your reasoning
>>29956987
Watching people doing normal things in a public parking is creepy
Sweet merciful Christ, this board is full of normalfags.
The guy tried to do something social and got reminded of how lonely he is.
Then he's creepy for seeing something some people do in public?
Go fuck yourself normalfag.
>>29956921
how is that your business?
>tfw too autistic with too shitty a phone to be able to take part in a once in a lifetime opportunity
I just want friends, /r9k/. I'd never complain about not having a gf ever again if I had a group of close friends like on TV.
>>29956833
>female "friends"
Rightjust felt like madoposting sorry
>>29956916
I thought trolling was only OK in /b/?
>>29957216
> once in a lifetime opportunity
It's just catching Pokemon, anon. You can easily make "friends" at a job or college (hell even a community college). I met some neat people at a community college class during the summer. We haven't really talked since the class was over but it was nice while it lasted and at least I had more IRL social experience.
>>29956892
That's j just like, your opinion anon
>>29957276
I've tried making friends in community college. They never want to hang out outside of class.
I know I'm making this stupid fad sound like more than it is... I just really want friends.
>grab my bicycle
>grab my phone
>grab a portable phone charger with a huge battery
>fill my backpack up with food and water
>head out of town and into rural areas
>spend all day catching stuff, all by myself. Not a person in sight
It's the closest thing I've had to fun in a long, long time.
>>29957473
>I just really want friends.
where do you live anon
>>29957558
Philadelphia.
You, Anon?
>>29957669
NYC, sorry anon. i barely go outside anyway and am too mentally ill and anxiety filled to make friends but i figured you might get a response from someone if you actually posted your location. there are plenty of lonely people around here just like you, which ironically means you're not alone.
>>29957700
I've made a few online friends over the years, they're always either in NYC or California. Thank you, though. The gesture is kind.
I'm honestly a bit too paranoid to actually meet anybody here, too. I probably shouldn't be trying to make friends if I'm this weird, but if nothing else I'm persistent when I want something. I'm thinking of trying the anime club at college again when the next semester starts up.
>tfw the first few things I can think of to help make friends involves drinking or taking pills to be a bit more likable
>>29957859
>I'm thinking of trying the anime club at college again when the next semester starts up.
this is a great idea. having shared interests is more important than anything else when you're first trying to form a relationship.
> involves drinking or taking pills to be a bit more likable
bad idea. you'll just become reliant on them and non-functional if you are forced to be sober.
good luck and hope you get what you want.
>>29956833
I want the guy in pic related to father all my kids, pls god.
>Canada
>Not available here normally
>Download it through a workaround
>No friends, realize not even many people will be playing
>Don't know how or where to make decent friends
Part of me feels like this means i wont run into normies playing it. Though I also feel like I'll get labelled as some creep or just feel all the more lonely.
>>29958322
It depends where you are. Here in Toronto I see tons of people playing it, not huge crowds like in the us but still quite a lot.
>>29957924
Stop licking your daughter's boner, you knucklehead. Daughterboner is off limits.
>>29958493
fuck toronto. veronica lives there and she's the worst.
>>29958556
Who's Veronica mate ?
Just moved here so it's pretty cool to visit the city and see some people for a change ; since I don't know anyone and I'm no social butterfly.
>>29956984
I would offer to share my phone. But that would be terribly creepy considering we've never met =^_^=
>>29958493
Middle of Ottawa. Just looked online and it seems a fair amount of people are buzzing about it here too.
I guess I'll give it a shot.
>>29958644
she's a devil woman. glad to hear you like it though, i enjoyed my time there too. i can't ever go back but at least you can enjoy it. if you meet someone named veronica though, politely excuse yourself and run.
>>29958519
i don't understand what you're talking about anon
>everyone is playing fucking Pokemon Go on their phones when I go out
>I pull out my old DS Lite, volume off, to play some vidya
>still get weird looks
>>29958660
Is Ottawa better to find a job than Toronto as an mostly unskilled bilinguial (native french and fine english) with a useless degree ? I mean in terms of comfy office job, I could probably find work in retail or food service here.
>>29958715
If I meet her I'll take a dump on her doorstep
>>29959054
thank you my man. i hope we both get our wishes and you get a high-paying job pooping on her doorstep every day.
YOU
SHAT
ON THE FLOOR
YOU SHAT SHAT ON THE FLOOR
ON THE FLOOR
>>29959054
If you're bilingual here you're practically a shoe-in for any job. Since we are literally right next to quebec, a lot of french-speakers come over to work. A lot don't speak english either well or at all so if you're a native french speaker you are in high demand especially for higher up / government jobs. Can't tell you anything about whether its better than T.O. but it is definitely good here.
>>29956987
I swear if I saw you in real life I would shoot you with my glock.I've already done it once.
>>29959338
Alright thanks for the answer, if it doesn't work out for me I'll try Ottawa, I just hope I don't need a permanent residency or citizenship for government jobs since I only have a 2 years work visa.
>>29959469
>I've already done it once.
please go on,fag
>>29958646
if you live in the sf bay area, I'd be down for it
>tfw regularly encounter rare pokemon on the few occasions I go out, yet my shit phone constantly keeps me from catching them
>>29956892
>Looking PC girl.jpg
>>29959596
First of all, it was self-defense, technically.
>9 pm outside
>decide to take a walk because im tired of staying in my filthy house
>go to a local park
>sit down at a bench
>spot a nigger and his gf kissing, groping, and all that kind of shit
>they notice me
>start audibly talking about how i look like a "creep and weirdo"
>am beta around girls but pretty hostile against people who shittalk me
>stand up and say "Fuck off, niggers."
>"whachu say lil white ass cracka? ima smoke yo ass"
>stand toe to toe with nigger and the girl tries to attack me from the side
>punch her
>nigger jumps on me, start fighting
>can't deal with two people
>almost get mounted but avoid it and try to run away
>nigger pulls out a knife and starts running and lunging towards me
>panic and run a little bit faster
>can't lose him
>panic and pull out my glock
>niggers sees my glock and actually starts to lunge towards me even faster
>good trigger discipline finally does its job
>shoot the nigger
>shoot him thrice just to make sure
>gf screams
>realize what I just did
>call cops
and yeah. I spent 2 years in court but I had a great lawyer and he somehow proved that the nigger was of substantial threat to my well-being and I got off scot-free (kinda, I had to do 50 hour community service). The shooting after the initial bullet made it harder but I made it.
I don't regret it a single bit.
>>29959809
this is the type of person who carries.
fucking hell
>>29956833
Is cuck filtering to kek again or did you write kek like a fucking cuck?
>>29959809
>he incited violence
>it was self defense guis
Top kek
>>29959809
did you kill him or no?
>>29959809
>>29959965
>>29960078
They started verbal abuse, they started the fight, they started using deadly weapons. You did nothing wrong anon, fuck them, well done !
>>29960167
anon dindu nuffin
>>29959965
What's wrong? I bet your liberal ass doesn't carry at all. Faggot.
>>29960078
Well, he was the one who shittalked me first. It was more than just "creep or weirdo." I'm not beta like you.
>>29960144
He didn't die after the initial shot but after three more bullets he started having spasms and died. The look on the girl's face was priceless. Looking back, I think the incident changed my personality a bit but again, I don't regret it. I struggled with nightmares initially though.
>>29960167
Thanks. I think I did the right thing. Filthy normies and niggers deserve to die.
>>29960210
i believe wholeheartedly in gun rights and protecting yourself and i'd like to carry even though i don't now but i really think you basically murdered this guy. the first shot was good. maybe even one more for good measure but you killed him on purpose out of spite and you only got away with it because you're white (i assume). good for you if you have a clean conscience but i wouldn't if i were in your position.
>Read about Pokemon GO and get really excited for the first time in a while
>Have a big dumb grin on my face as I install it and start setting up my account
>My excitement begins to turn into anxiety as I remember how nervous going outside makes me and how I don't have any friends to go out and have fun with so it will just be me walking around crowds alone
>My heart already sinks into my stomach just thinking about it
>Wind up just exiting the app and deleting it and ordering a few Pokemon games for my DS after realizing I'd probably have a panic attack the first time anyone asks me what I'm doing
too scared to live
too scared to end it all
>>29960350
i haven't really gone out much with it since it's such a pain to walk with my phone out.
gotta get a holder so i can bike around with it, seems like the best way to do it, because if you start getting too anxiety ridden, you can just pedal away.
>>29956916
>judging someone for being a weirdo
>on r9k
Kek
>>29960292
The guy he shot showed his intention to potentially kill him when he decided to run after him with a knife, there's nothing wrong in killing someone trying to kill you if you didn't start it.
The world is now rid of an asshole who would have hurt more people if he would have been alive, what is there to be sad about. Shitty people get away with things all the time, at least for once there's a little bit of justice.
I walked to the park and there were some drug addicts sitting in their car laughing and acting like idiots. I don't want to go outside again
>>29960490
The last time I went out a nigger tried to fight me and I saw a crazy/drugged out guy try to smash an old man's head in with a rock.
Urban life is hell.
>>29960482
he called him a nigger because he's insecure and so he was the one to really start the fight. then, he stopped the guy but continued shooting. i mean, it's a grey area but personally, i see it as going beyond self-defense. legally he may be alright but i don't know.
in the end, i don't really care. he's the one who lives with the decision.
>>29960350
Remember in the main games, you were never forced to talk to the people you saw on routes.
>>29957231
>ywn enjoy platonic facial contact with your bff
WHY CAN'T LIFE BE LIKE ANIME GIRLS
It looks like it feels so amazing ;_;
>>29957231
>>29962424
Going to dump more gifs like this because looking at it makes me feel slightly better
>>29962519
The Madoka one is still the best in all honesty because you can just see the affection and the happiness that they're sharing with each other in their faces
>>29962539
I wish every moment in life could be that moment
>>29962548
Okay, that's all of them, now back to this horrible feeling clutching at the pit of my stomach
