Pokemon GO
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>be me
>after a year of slavery at work get forced to take vacation in july because other months are for coworkers with family
>buddys have to work so it gets boring fast
>out of the blue pokemon GO is realesed
>since pokemon was a big part of my childhood I get exited
>check how it works and shit
>you have to actuell move you ass
>something different but null problemerino
>get idea
>still got some ectasy and plenty of weedfrom festival the weekend before
>ayyy gonna drug up and wander around
>I live in a small village so doing this shit at night is better
>get pumped and ready to be the very best
>mfw my mobile connection is to shit to even encounter pokemon they just dissapear
>mfw I can't even drive to a better mobile connection because drugs
>not like this
feels bad pic really related
>>>/v/344896636
Top autism friend
>>29928294
Well fuck you scum, no but what sucks is I live out in the country and have ZERO wifi, I have to drive to town to hunt pokemon.. I'm the only 32 yo out hunting fuck it idc I met some cool hunters though ..
GO team blue
>festival
I stopped reading there. Get off this board normie. Now!!!!! oooouuuuutttt
>>29928294
so I heard storytelling isn't really your thing, maybe finish up high school and try again
>>29928406
replying on your own post, what a faggot
>>29928406
It's only for the privileged.
#PrivilegedMastersAgain
get it trending for black butthurt
>>29928530
>replying on your own post, what a faggot
>5 unique IPs in the thread, 4 posts
anon what
>>29928530
faggot I'm OP thats an other guy
>>29928530
Your a little faggot lurk more
>>29928294
>mfw I can't even drive to a better mobile connection because drugs
Wow, youre such a little bitch. What about your drugs stops you from going into town? Just do them in town you fucking thick
>>29928696
yeah walk around at night in town and get mugged by sandniggers
sounds hifi
>>29928631
>>29928574
stop blasting up your own thread nigger
I don't lurk for underage normans I only let big dick bots fuck me
>>29928822
stop me faggot
also sage
>>29928735
Keep a knife on you if you gotta be such a bitch, aint nobody tryna rob you. I used to be homeless downtown nigga i slept on a park bench and aint never had no problem. Besides nigga on molly you ain't be worrying about being mugged anyway nigga take a damn anti-anxiety nigga get your head straight
>Have cousin with autism
>He is 32
>I am 24
>I have no friends either but I am not autistic
>Cousin comes to visit
>Parents insist I drive him around and play Pokemon go with him
>don't want to but whatever, I guess it is my responsibility
>I take him to the park
>He doesn't have a phone
>I give him mine and explain how to play
>He lets out a loud shreak
>'NYYUUUAUAAAA'
>'ANON, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY BY THE RULES! I'LL PRETEND I'M CATCHING POKEMON AND MAKE THE PEOPLE LAUGH'
>he starts running around the fucking park
>he is 300lbs so should get tired
>doesnt'
>starts running around, hlding my phone up and pretending he is catching pokemon
>runs over to a lamppost
>turns to 2 girls about 17 years old
>'HEY LADIES. THERE IS A MAGNEMITE STUCK TO THAT LAMPPOST, LETS CATCH HIM!'
>starts making magnet whirring noises with his mouth
>takes off his watch and throws it at the lamppost
>'WOAH, MAGNEMITE SUCKED IN MY GOLD WATCH'
>his watch is plastic
>decide to give up, let him run for a few hours
>take him home, he tells everyone how fun it was
never again
