I found a birds nest in my house, what should I do guys? I hate hurting animals.
>>29925577
Fuck it with your dick
>>29925577
Are there any eggs in it? If so, burn it.
>>29925711
Yea there's eggs. No I'm not hurting then I don't want them inside though
>>29925852
Please destroy them OP
>>29925852
be their new mommy
>pick up nest
>carry it outside
????
>>29925852
When life gives you eggs, make omelette.
chainsaw the region over your ceiling so that section is now outside.
>>29925852
it's cowbird eggs you best destroy it them cowbirds are like women who expect you to raise another mans fuckup
>>29925852
DO NOT TOUCH THE NEST OR EGGS. Birds are EXTREMELY sensitive to smell and will disown a baby bird/egg/nest if it smells like another animal AKA you.
Call your local wildlife center or anything, they will properly relocate the nest safely.
>>29925929
>DO NOT TOUCH THE NEST OR EGGS. Birds are EXTREMELY sensitive to smell and will disown a baby bird/egg/nest if it smells like another animal AKA you.
that's a meme
>>29925953
It's actually not a meme.
Birds actually do toss babies out of the nest if it does not smell like one of their own. Happens all the time.
>>29925852
Jizz on the eggs to give them the nutrients they need to survive.
Be sure to feed them your jizz when they hatch too.
>>29925929
Birds can't into smell any more than we can. It's a myth.
>>29925967
literally never happens
>>29925852
Cook em up
>>29925979
dont do this, you'll end up with half human half bird abominations
>>29925967
are you retarded
>what are cuckoos
>>29925929
Oh god anon you don't really believe this did you? how many baby birds did you leave to die?
>hatch them
>raise them as your own
>use them as tools of destruction
>>29925929
Okay I won't, the mom is flying around my house I'm freaking out!! I took a picture of it
>>29925898
What do you mean I don't want to hurt them. I believe it flew in from here and has been happening for a few days without me noticing
>>29926063
that's a bus anon
>>29926063
Do you live in a bus Mr. Anon?
>>29926096
>>29926116
Hahaha no I don't live here
>>29926191
I wish I lived in a bus with a bird friend to keep me company.
>>29926234
this
OP is literally living the dream.
>>29926191
>I found a bird's nest in my mouth
>h-haha guys.. no i dont live here
???
>>29926254
maybe he's a (((phoneposter))) like you
>>29926254
>mouth
anon
also op
wait till they hatch then kill them by ripping their beaks off
Sorry had to eat lunch. Think I'm gonna leave the bird and feed him and stuff thanks for advice I'm clocking out!
>>29925577
Didn't we have some faggot nest poster like a month ago who wouldn't stop making these threads? How the hell did this happen again.
>>29926640
dont feed them chicken that's cannibalism
>>29925898
Are you sure?
Google cowbird eggs, I'm trying to find a more exact match
>>29926761
Birds eat other birds, they're not chickens themselves.
>>29926640
>I hate hurting animals.
eats chicken burger, lol. cognitive dissonance at its best
>>29925929
>Birds are EXTREMELY sensitive to smell and will disown a baby bird/egg/nest if it smells like another animal AKA you.
That's a myth. Dumbass.
>>29927688
They're not cowbird eggs. 100%
The OPs eggs look like Chickadee eggs.
>>29925929
>Call your local wildlife center or anything
don't waste their fucking time relocating a nest, just wear some gloves or whatever OP
>>29925577
I once burnt a birds nest
for the next weeks a bird was crying
it was horrible
>>29926254
This is actually kind of depressing
yue
