Guys, /v/ is making fun of us again
>>>/v/344868632
>>29923693
>2nd only to /a/ as the worst board on here making fun of anyone
wew
NEETS ASSEMBLE
original
I claim this thread, for /v/
>>29923693
>mfw im a roastie and i dont clean
>>29923693
>Go to thread
>People don't know what a roastie is
>People are spreading false info about what a roastie is
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMAL FAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD GOD FUCKING DAAAAAAMN
I browse both boards, this is all just a game to me, and you are the players.
>>29923960
Don't be sad. All fems on /r9k/ are roasties. Still disgusting though
>>29923985
Typical roach thinks he is in control. Good, good, keep thinking that roach. Your demise is inevitable.
>>29924035
>>29923985
> my pawns think they're beginning to gain self awareness
I laugh.
>>29923985
>>29924035
>>29924051
ahhh yes..fight for control my minions
>>29924017
Girl who doesn't mention she's a girl very often who browses this board. I'm an innie but sadly I've been with more than one guy. I definitely regret it tho I was young and stupid. Making it up for it now. Sadly it's with a guy who looks liks a chad tho. I mean you can't blame us for picking attractive guys but I still think most girls are overly picky and r9k is mostly in the right on everything and males are much more oppressed than females.
I'll just be that innie who lurks in the shadows posting never knowing a fembot is near.
>>29924121
>posts a trap
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29924121
>and r9k is mostly in the right on everything and males are much more oppressed than females.
get the fuck out while you can holy shit
I'm not saying go browse jezebel but honestly do not be one of those girls who agrees with red pill politics just to fit in
>>29924121
Bitch I'm from /v/. I don't give two roast beef sandwiches about your life story. Fucking man up, you were a slut, deal with it.
used goods roasties on suicide watch
>>29924138
I posted a trap because I like the trap.
>>29924147
I agree with redpill politics because they're right. If men weren't oppressed the 6/10 guys on here would be able to get 6/10 girls in the real world easily. I've seen confident guys go after girls way below their league without spilling their spaghetti or sperging out and still being confident and assertive and it never works. This wouldn't happen in a proper society.
>>29924121
U better get off 4chan
>>29924051
>>29924071
Your posts are proof that I am still in direct control of your thoughts just as planned.
Keep posting and thinking as normal little roaches, keep thinking you have free will.
>>29924121
So.. there's no story?
>>29924248
What story do you want to see anon?
>>29924246
Go0oOood
ThE SuBjEcT isSs StiLL unDeR tHe InFluEncEE
HiS ilLuSsiOns aRe UncHaNged
pRocEED to StaGE TH4ree
>>29924121
>I'm an innie
And if you aren't gonna post it then you're a god damned liar. Fucking roasty.
>>29924181
No good man EVER wants a roasty. Jesus Christ who wants to marry let alone fuck a roasty?
/roast9kunts/
>>29924274
Surprise me. This is fucking /r9k/, Anon.
You dance into darkness now timid roach, every attack lunges into slumber, every trap hurts in sleep.
>>29924275
You dance into darkness now timid roach, every attack lunges into slumber, every trap hurts in sleeping.
i don't ever come here
are you guys as pathetic as everyone else makes you out to be?
>>29924431
FUCK OFF NORMIE FAGGOT KYS CUNT END YOUR LIFE
>>29924431
Turn back before it's too late, my friend
>>29924455
is this a false flag or sum kinda board culture thing?
>>29924473
but i'm starting to like it here
>>29924427
>>29924400
cOnFuuUSED He sTuMBles
CoNfuUSED hE FAlteRses
>>29924455
Well this post pretty much proves how pathetic this fucking board is. Good thing it's the containment board.
>>29924431
only the desperate betas that defend/settle for roasties
/v/ is a bunch of teenagers, who cares
they are basically one step behind robots, eventually they will get sick of playing video games and they will realize they have done nothing with their life. and then they will become entry level robots
>implying I ever stopped being in total control of 4chan
>>29924179
GOOD
MORE MINIONS FOR THE ARMY
WELCOME, MINION
To My Domain.
>>29924503
Yeah because having a roasty gf is actually an accomplishment in life!
>>29924499
so there's the desperate ones, and the others just yell REEEE and participate in gamergate raids? is that what r9k is like?
do you guys honestly believe roasties mean the girl is a slag or is it just a meme?
ALRIGHT FAGGOTS ANYONE MOVES AND I BLOW THIS GOATS BRAINS OUT
>>29924541
NO
DONT HURT THAT DOGGO
>>29924431
>>29924479
>>29924492
Basically the rule of thumb is this. Are you a virgin not by choice or only have had sex with people you paid for? If the answer is yes you're welcome here. If not fuck off normie faggot who has a better life than us.
>>29924557
what if i'm a normie girl?
>>29923845
Top 3 worst boards, in order:
>/r9k/
>/v/
>/pol/
It's objectively true, get over it.
>>29924557
stop falseflagging about my board
>>29923693
What's the problem? We make fun of ourselves all the time in r9k
Did you really think this is a recluse for you virgin losers?
>>29924603
Wrong. Totally wrong, I am amazed at how wrong you are.
/a/, /v/, /mu/
>>29923985
>>29924035
>>29924051
>my little experiments are actually trying to become like me
heh, this is most amusing. it warms my heart that my creations have come to become so similar to me.
however we are on a completely different level.
keep enjoying this small skirmish between you, but don't get any more ambitious.
for i am the real puppet master and i am unreachable.
>>29924617
Holy shit are you paranoid. That IS from your own board's posters. Stay fucking toasty, roasty.
>>29924540
There's different camps and views on roasties. Some of us believe all girls can become roasties if they sleep around enough. Some of us just believe outies are more prone to being sluts than innies and innies are genetically more pure. I'm of the second camp.
>>29924594
Then you need to be enslaved.
>>29924652
what if I want to be enslaved?
>>29923845
/tv/ is far and away the worst board. Don't get me wrong, /v/ and /a/ are garbage but /tv/ gets the worst of the worst cross-posters.
>>29923693
who gives a shit what /v/ thinks?
>>29924632
Not even close, /r9k/ is by far the worst, everyone here is just so relentlessly pathetic. /v/, well we both understand why that's so bad. Finally /pol/, /pol/ has literally made me a worse person, also there's very little politics there, just memes and lots of them.
>>29924637
>*tugs on your strings*
Good pet, good.
>>29924682
You're a faggot then anon, with opinions I wholeheartedly disagree with.
>>29924674
You posted, you fucking gaggle.
>>29924682
/r9k/ is most pathetic but /tv/ easily beats every other board for worst. It might be the only board that's literally all shitposting all the time with no actual discussion.
>>29924121
>be a guy
>pretend to be a girl that every robot wants
>get free yous
I know your game
