I'm gonna see if my Protoss Skills can help me lose my virginity, wish me luck.
>>29912889
I haven't gotten a response yet, should I send her an invite?
>>29913411
>can you play with me
jesus man come on
>>29912889
>I'm mediocre at the definitive game for autists, does that make you wet
alpha
>c-can you please play a game with me m'lady, because no one else will
beta as fuck
GOING ALL IN WISH ME LUCK ROBOTS
>>29913832
The absolute madman
Good luck senpai
>>29913832
if nothing else, she'll admire your absolute recklessness
>>29913832
M A D
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Double or nothing, here I go.
Uh-oh, the truth comes out?!
>>29914135
ya did good. literally impossible to refuse that
>>29914193
you had it with the zealot rush but you just crushed all your chances
Finqlly a phonefag normie thread that made me smile
>>29914193
Anon, get the fuck off r9k
On a semi-related note, this just happened.
>>29914193
this is great
keep fucking going
>>29914564
I may be getting rused but I'm about to cum in my pants.
>>29914641
send her a picture of your cock
you know you want to
>>29914641
Ask for titty pics
>>29914667
I've never even taken a dick pic, I'd be too nervous.
>>29914825
just take a fucking picture of your erect cock, shits not hard
>>29914859
What if she laughs at it? I don't think it's small, but I don't exactly have a frame of reference.
>>29914909
measure your cock right now then report back
>>29914909
post it here first, then we can tell you if she'll laugh
>>29914909
you better fucking deliver faggot, I'm not letting this go away
*cries in spongebob voice* but Adam Lanza used to play protoss
Op don't forget about us
OP are you getting laid right now? Those lines would've worked on me, lol
>>29916740
>Those lines would've worked on me, lol
fucking slut
she's a hambeast
>>29916815
How do you know? Oregano Comment
>protoss shitbags
Tfw no zerg gf
>>29917251
1v1 me, you Zerg rushing faggot
terran is where it's at faggots
