Who here has an odd face?
I have:
>brow ridge
>long face
>green eyes
>full lips
>high cheek bones
>small chin
>aquiline nose
It's not pretty desu
>>29905252
>muh special snowflake thread
>>29905252
The day I meet someone uglier than me will be the day I will stop browsing this shitty website.
How about that?
>fat as fatass
>Really high cheekbones that cast those hollow little shadows anyway
I hope that if I ever stop being a tubby shit that I won't look like the cryptkeeper.
>>29905252
Can you post a picture, please? Sounds like you have a lot of neanderthal features. Do you have any other atypical physical features like high digit ratio, thick short fingers or Morton's toes?
Also, putting the fact of browsing r9k aside, do you by chance have an aspie/introverted/nerdy personality?
>>29905587
>Do you by chance have an aspie/introverted/nerdy personality?
Yep.
>>29905587
>Do you have any other atypical physical features like high digit ratio, thick short fingers or Morton's toes?
Lets hypothetically say that someone does have all those features. What would that mean?
>>29905669
Jeepers creepers.
I wonder how many of us robots have more neanderthal than average.
>tfw I look like this recreated Neanderthal
>>29905669
>>29905786
http://www.abroadintheyard.com/20-physical-traits-inherited-from-neanderthal/
Going off the features from this website I have these features:
-Occipital bun (not going to shave my head for a picture but I can feel the bump and indents)
-Elongated Skull
-Brow Ridge
-Broad, projecting nose
-Little or no protruding chin
-Rosy cheeks
-Straight, thick hair
-Fair skin
your skull is fine if you just had a nicer haircut you'd literally be attractive. high cheek bones are a top-tier white trait. neither is your chin small
i am a freak compared to you and i'm not even that bad
>>29906145
My face is okay, it just has a weird combination of features. Just wanted to make a thread where some people describe their face if it's a bit unconventional.
>brow ridge
>brown eyes
>large high cheekbones
>relatively wide square jaw
>big lips
>basically look like a Neanderthal
kill me
I just wanted to be cute
fucking kill me
>>29906394
>a third neanderthal
>>29906435
bash my head in with rock
>>29905252
Aborigines really do look like monkeys. The rest of the skulls are pretty similar, but the australoid skull looks like a chimp.
>>29905669
Go away original chad
Neanderthals actually had problems socially and couldn't co-operate in groups larger than 20 people, giving humans a big advantage over them.
Makes me wonder if /r9k/ers are really just people with extra Neanderthal DNA.
To top it off, autism is literally linked to higher autism in the womb.
So robots are in reality Neanderthal killing machines with high test but they don't fit into normal society and become outcasts instead.
>>29906500
lol what? I get rated from 2/10 - 6/10 on /soc/.
were Neanderthals robots?
>>29906544
>shorter than average
>mild autism
>smart but lazy
>lived in NEETcaves
>long greasy hair
>smelly
>cucked by niggers
>>29906509
>>29906544
>>29906628
That settles it. If you don't have exceptional amount neanderthal DNA then you can't be a robot.
>>29906628
you forgot:
>multiple incidents of incestual behavior
>gingers
>never left their family units
>more sensitive than humans
How do I sound?
>No Brow Ridge
>No proganthism
>Strong Jawline
>Grey Eyes
>Aquiline nose
>Average to high cheekbones
Bonus points if you guess my ethnicity
>>29906541
you're definitely a 6 at the very least, not sure why people are so critical on there
>>29905252
>tfw boyfriend is caucasiod
Yes please
>>29905587 here. Sorry that my replying takes time, but I'm currently on my phone. Also, both the research about this subject and my own knowledge about it are scattered and little, so my answering ability is limited. I think my best bet is to post some links in addition to >>29905919 :
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/garret-loporto/surprising-way-your-neand_b_568455.html
http://rdos.net/eng/asperger.htm (other stuff on this site is good too)
https://aeolipera.wordpress.com/ (not limited to neanderthal stuff)
http://altrugenics.com/forum1/
There's a lot more, but I'm not linking it because I haven't yet read it myself. Those last two links are probably the best ways to find more related stuff and sites. Some of that stuff above might be crazy, but I believe the core ideas about neanderthals to be more or less correct.
TL;DR: this is the own "WE WUZ X AND SHIT" of autist nerds.
>>29907256
That's interesting. Also, I'm an Ashkenazi Jew mixed with German. I suspect Ashkenazim have more neanderthal DNA than whites.
>>29906741
>multiple incidents of incestual behavior
Ew
>>29907256
>this is the own "WE WUZ X AND SHIT" of autist nerds.
but I've literally gotten my genetic results and seen that I am 2% Neanderthal, while the claims of a negroidal ancient Egyptian society are highly contested.
>>29907635
Pretty much everyone is at least 2% neanderthal
>>29907256
Just read the first article, but this sounds like such bullshit.
>>29905587
>>29905786
>>29905851
>>29906394
>>29906435
>>29906509
>>29906544
>>29907256
>>29907635
>"WE WAZ NEANDERTHAL N' SHIEEET!"
>"WE WAZ ANTROPOLOGICAL EXPERTS N' SHIEEEET!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZbmywzGAVs
>>29907913
I'm 6'4, as Aryan as they come with Swedish ancestry, have a tested IQ of 130, and have 0.03% Neanderthal genes, also tested. How do you explain that, /pol/lution?
>mentions this because I'm confident this is race bait
>>29906628
The humans who encountered Neanderthals were absolutely not black.
If they weren't already straight up white, they were almost certainly very, very fair skinned.
>>29908298
>"WE WUZ HISTORIANS N' SHIEEET"
Neanderthal was first encountered in the Middle-East almost 50,000 years ago. I don't think they where anywhere close to white.
>>29908278
>no breasts
droppppped
