>Walking down an isle in Walmart today
>trying to find the section that has those little packets of turkey gravy
>employee approaches me and asks me to remove my cape
I was going to say something but I'm not confrontational so I just put it in my fanny pack
This happened to me once
>In Walmart
>Walmart employee comes over and tells me remove my cape
>I raise my hands toward my neck, as if to remove it
>He screams "STOP!" as he realizes, but it's too late
>Teleport behind him, unsheathing my katana
>"Too late, kid."
>Kick him into aisle 4, leading him to fall against the toilet paper rack
>Tissue falling like rain, he has no idea what hit himit was me, when I kicked him
>As the last tissue roll falls on him, I walk out of the store, without even buying anything
"Nothing personnel."
This is bullshit, Walmart doesn't care if you wear a cape. they only sometimes care if you wear a full face mask. I know this for reasons.
Fuck you all.
