Reviewbrah appreciation thread.
ITT we discuss the reviewbrah, his life, his achievements, his channel etc.
Nice thread OP.
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>>29879005
What episode was that?
>>29879005
His videos are too eerie for me.
>shortwave radios
>there is always someone moving in the reflection of the picture frame on the wall
>in the car videos, Reviewbre is always looking over his shoulders as if he is about to be attacked
It is what it once were but is again.
>>29879389
What the fuck is that.
and just when I thought Reviewbrah was the kookiest looking dude I've seen today.
I like this guy. He's an unliterally autistic municipal level politician and a pretty much all around comfy guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4LyTM71D_A
>>29879005
Why doesn't review start working out? I wanna see how hard he can look in that formal clothing.
>>29879005
>tfw you find out from anons that his mom is in the car when he does the reviews
makes it uncomfortable as fuck desu
>>29879644
>unliterally autistic
so is he metaphorically autistic?
>>29879445
>>29879659
His mom is in literally every video
>>29879659
his mummy looks very cute
>>29879005
>his achievements
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29879005
His mom is so hot
>>29879644
those eyes man, they give away his power level.
I want some pizza so bad now
>>29879725
He's alot smarter than he seems. Pretty interesting guy. Would vote into office
>>29879659
His mom was the camera operator in his first videos, these days she is only the producer.
She is the one holding the camera here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3265ts1AsE
>>29879978
Nice pasta faget
Originale condimente
>>29879978
Do I even have to tell you to get off this board?
His VORW shows are ultimate comfy. I like him.
Only thing i don't like is the state of his bathroom. Too grimey. I NEED to fly over there and clean it with a high powered steamer and a few gallons of bleach.
>>29879644
You can tell it's an act though. He acts too normal when he goes to his alter ego more or whatever and to self aware and knowledgeable with pop culture.
>>29879659
is this for real? how do you know?
>>29880116
No, reviewbrah drives alone.
>>29879005
>that glance at his mom
This is great
>>29880102
>He acts too normal when he goes to his alter ego more or whatever and to self aware and knowledgeable with pop culture.
I think, in his case, he understands it. But it's just not who he is. He chooses not to be a part of that culture, and prefers his own way. I mean, I think you're projecting your understanding of "an autistic retard" onto him, but that's not really an accurate assessment. He just comes across like that.
why doesnt he have a dad?
>>29880224
Reviewdad's dead
>>29879978
GTFO ROASTESS CAKE
In 100% literal unironic seriousness desu, Sir Sebastian was the best food reviewer on the memenet. But he ghosted his channel like a year ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cDiFmRAvHg
>>29879647
Agreed. If he could put on some muscle and fill out his suits better he'd be Chad.
>>29879005
too bad next year noone will care anymore and his25 seconds of fame are over
>>29880333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8zY-6Ak2SY
>>29880134
>No, reviewbrah drives alone.
Kek.
Pay attention to the left at 0:05:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToEr_3F3q34
>>29880345
No. No he wouldn't. This kid will never be a Chad. Stop the delusional shit posting. He shits this board up.
>>29880365
People have cared for him since 2013, i doubt he will die out.
>>29879978
This is either bait or copypasta, either way 2/10 because I replied.
the only youtube channels i subscribe to are reviewbrah, styxhexenhammer666 and frankyang
>>29879978
it's clear that you are a male, probably around the same age as john but worse in every way.
as an actual female, i will say that i find this kid absolutely adorable and extremely cute. it looks like he has some real personality and he has the fashion sense of someone who isn't trying desperately to fit in. he also has a charming way of speaking. i bet he'll have a girlfriend soon if he doesn't already have one. he has some of the prettiest eyes i've seen my whole life. just the very thought of getting to be around him makes me smile and he sounds like he'd be a fun guy to be around. probably the reason he has so many subscribers. if i ever passed him on the street, i'd be very excited and i'd say hello and tell him that i think it's great that he makes these videos and hope he gets to keep doing whatever he wants to do.
(i'm not autistic. reviewbrah. if you lurk, please be my boyfriend.)
>>29879923
>Ywn get with his mom.
>Ywn help your wife's son broadcast his shortwave show and review food and energy drinks.
Just.
>>29880388
damn that makes me kinda sad
i hope john doesn't see this
Stop shilling your channel, John.
>>29880598
Go to bed , reviewbrahs mom
>>29879978
>>29880598
Hello girls! Its nice to see the gentler sex on 4chan for a change. My name is Jamie and I've been on 4chan for a long time. Long enough to know that there are some real jerks on here! Try not to let them get to you. Most of them have never talked to a girl in real life and don't know how to react when they actually encounter one. They'll say some really insulting things to you and try to hurt you. Although I could never imagine how hard it is to be a girl in such a toxic environment, I just want you to know that I will always be here for you. If you ever need someone to talk to, just let me know. I'll never let them hurt you.
hi girls!! *welcome* xD who else likes instagram? Black lives matter. LOL
>>29880825
nice copypasta friendo
now gtfo
Could someone donate him a suit that actually fits? He'd be swimming in pussy instead of energy drinks for a change.
>>29880598
>as an actual girl
>is a tranny
The fact that he swaps seats with his mom to make it look like he drives shows that he is not the dignified gentleman some like to think. He either has a deceitful side or is ashamed of his current life circumstances.
>>29880991
What makes you think he swaps seats? He's older than 16
>>29879005
in what vids does reviewbrehs mom makes guest appearances?
>>29881010
I'm not even sure if they exist. Some dudes at Misc said there is a video where his mom reviews food with him. But i've never seen it and i don't think it exists since it's clear he tries to hide his mom as much as possible, even going as far as deleting an entire video just because she appears in the final seconds.
>>29881102
they ask him if his mom would me making any more guest appearances, and he says not likely so there are vids of her.
he prob deleted them, I just need my reviewmilf fix
>>29881007
He doesn't have his license yet, and his mom appears in his car review videos
>>29881208
>He doesn't have his license yet
How do we know this?
>>29881226
because we have nothing better to do than chronicle reviewbrah's life, duh
>>29881147
He deleted it. It was a trip to Yellowstone.
>>29881147
lip bite gets me every time.
So let me get this straight
> He doesn't have a driver's license
> His mom drives him to a restaurant
> He sits on the seat with the steering wheel and makes review
> Mother sits besides him the whole time, all quiet
> Mother drives him home afterwards
Wow, this is really something
>>29881378
I don't know what to even do with this information
What happened to his father?
>>29881449
he died in WWI
>>29881449
Maybe he has deep respect for his dad and wants to be like him. Hence the suit and the laid back hair.
>>29881449
got 360 no scoped in WW2.
>>29881449
He didn't poll well with audiences so they wrote him out of the show.
>>29881477
Wow. Is that how families are supposed to work? I am /effay/ but my dad dresses like a total slob
>>29880388
Holy shit. Is his mom along on all the reviews? I thought he was going on these road trips alone.
>>29881534
Well, he's obviously "special". Just a suggestion of mine.
>>29879005
He's going to grow up to make a great funeral home director one day.
>>29879978
>know a roastie whore who posts here and actually hates him
I don't understand what's to hate, he just seems like an harmless innocent guy who spends his times listening to shortwave radio and does food reviews.
>>29881255
Still need citation on him not having license. He does some of those in car reviews in the middle of the night ffs.
>>29881598
>Is his mom along on all the reviews?
Probably yes. In some of his earlier car videos, sometimes he glances towards the passenger seat as if there is someone there.
>>29879978
Has anyone got that 'drunk guy explains why he only talks to women to get sex' screencap, that is extremely relevant here.
>>29881793
I do, but i don't want to look for it, as i'm drunk too and i still haven't organized my folder since 2009.
Sorry anon.
For anyone wondering, the guy made a good point by pointing out that you can't really talk with a female about the things you would talk about with a male friend, which i can confirm. I was recently debating for no reason with a hobo about how many people, helium tanks and balloons you would need to lift an elephant in the air. We spent like 40 minutes talking about it. Tried with a female i met in a bar while smoking and she just told me that it doesn't matter and it's stupid.
>>29881705
>>29881717
i dont believe that his mom drives him around at night, swaps seats, records him doing a fucking food review and then drives home and acts like nothing happened. it must be someone else, that just cant be true.
i don't know why but this ''reviewbrah is autistic and his mom drives him everywhere'' makes me very uneasy
there's something wrong here
>>29881928
Thats the one.
My point is that even though Reviewbrah is autistic, has a speech impediment etc. He is far far more interesting than even the most interesting of females.
Even male aspies like reviewbrah are still miles ahead of even the most interesting of roastie.
>>29881971
All indications point otherwise
>>29882011
It means he lacks the self awareness to take on the role we want him to fill for our board culture as a leader and an icon. Eggman was much more of a stable person, for example. And we still fucked him up. It means he just another completely delusional, arrogant autist who has no idea what's going on and has no ability to accomplish anything.
Here's a possible replacement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyej26nU2Rg
>>29882119
This guy legitimately seems lonely and/or autistic. I fear i'll become like him in 10 years.
best video
go to 6:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3tV9JIJ6G4
>>29882281
He's not as autistic or stupid as he seems. He can be our ironic autism god. He's a pretty interesting and comfy guy imo
>>29882300
so adorable!
original
>>29882300
why did he repeat the same sentence describing the taste of the drink like 30 times
I have a huge amount of respect for this guy
I tried to start a youtube channel despite being NEET and just couldn't fucking do it
>Youtube show I tried to start was called 'In the Spice Rack with Miss Snack'
>Basically for every spice in my families spice rack I would try it on a variety of snack foods
>Was supposed to be funny and also entertaining as it could inform people on the effect spices have
>Try to film the first episode
>In the kitchen
>First episode is called 'Turmeric'
>Try to do an introduction
>'Hellllllloooooooo spice fans and welcome to In the Spice Rack with Mr Snack'
>dad is walking around in the back
>hear him laughing and calling my mother to come and watch
>try to ignore them but feel increasingly nervous
>first part of the episode was supposed to be a joke where I say 'Turmeric can tour my rack' and pour some turmeric over my cleavage (man boobs, I am fat)
>accidentally pour too much and forget to say the joke
>keep filming, don't want to turn and face parents
>grab a bag of cheetos
>'ff-f-for our first snack, lets try some Turmeric cheetos'
>open them up, pour turmeric in
>'doesn't make them any more orange'
>dad shouts 'but it does make your face more red' mocking my nerves
>eat the cheetos, the entire bag whilst the camera silently rolls
>'hmmm. good. next time, cayenne'
>walk back to my room, leaving turmeric powder everywhere and pop tarts, snickers, a tub of ben and jerries and marshmallow fluff on the table
respect to this kid. I don't care if his mom drives him.
Why have there been so many Reviewbrah threads lately? Is he going #mainstream?
hes kind of a concernign guy
>>29882300
I love he's drinking an energy drink out of a wine glass. Always keeping it classy.
>>29881971
He used to have manic episodes back in school and had to be restrained. His mom takes him to eat fast food and record his stuff in the car as long he goes to the psychiatrists every week.
>>29879978
Originalum Oreganus
>>29882300
>tfw no catbro to drink energy drinks with
Why live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIXsxyfU1gY
>roastie beef sandwich
>>29882633
what's up with that introduction
>>29882469
he got thrown off by the cat
>>29882497
I want you to cook for me, unless you're an Americlap.
>>29882497
Obviously his parent(s) is(are) alot less cruel with him than they were with you. It doesn't mean he isn't a prick. Cute autism or not, I don't like him. He's arrogant. Trouble waiting to happen.
>>29882678
He's experimenting with imitating the more energetic style of normie youtubers
>>29882544
How do you know this?
originale desu
He looks depressed. He needs a JUST haircut.
>>29881147
I want to fuck his mom! I want to fuck that lipbiting semen demon so hard in the goddamn asshole!
>>29880991
He also refuses to admit that he lives with his parents. He claims that he supports himself by running a small hostel in his home and the people that are walking or moving around in some of his videos (his mom) are actually his tenants.
>>29882633
>vomiting all over this poor person's car
i thougt that was his car?
>>29882849
how can you possibly know that he's lying ?
>>29882850
Mommy's car.
>>29882300
>how to review energy drinks on sativa
>>29882957
is his car
>tfw not autistic enough to be a lovable meme but autistic enough to not be at all functioning to be a normal person in a normal hierarchy
>>29882300
I finally realized the gravity of the word comfy
Comfy definitely describes this atmosphere he gives off
What porn type of porn do you think reviewbrah watches? Milf? Big tits? I personally think lesbian.
>>29882061
He does not have a speech impediment. What are you talking about?
>>29883437
noporn because hes an alpha
I don't understand reviewbrah's appeal.
Break it down for me.
>>29883437
Hard bdsm. It's always the quiet ones.
>>29883555
circle jerking about him with other robots
>>29883437
fuck i just pictured him masturbating in his suit, but i remember one anon posted a pic of him saying on misc that he's asexual, dont know how much of this its true though.
>>29883611
Asexual is codeword for can't get laid
>>29883611
>masturbating in a suit
Fuck. That just reminded me of the time I got caught masturbating in the park on prom night.
>>29883715
did getting found make you nut? when ever im fapping and i hear someone about to walk in if im close i can sometimes feel this Adrenalin rush and nut hard
>>29883706
Genuine autists don't have a sexual drive and don't like to be touched, anywhere.
>>29883555
He is a beta, virgin male that is ugly and creepy. It's "cool" now to pretend to like him on 4chan and pretend that he would be chad if "he just got suits that fit"
>>29879923
he was such a little cutie. His attire back then was adorable, now its just a bit creepy
>>29881147
That lip bite.
Hhnnngggggg
>>29882633
You can totally tell someone is in the seat next to him. At around 6:35 there is what sounds like rustling of tissue/clothing yet Reviewbrah has his hands out still in front of him.
In another video, there is a lunchbox on the armrest that someone offscreen takes and moves out of the shot.
>>29883189
>You will never ever have a comfy channel where you do/talk about a bunch of things have a small sub base but a high sub/watch ratio.
>>29883788Not him but one time I was fapping behind this corner and a older indian woman walked passed me and caught me.
I still remember the look disgust she had when saw me cum.and also how I didn't leave my home for like 10 days because I scared
>>29883885
People have liked reviewbrah for years now, with one of the many reasons for liking him being how hard he triggers normies like you.
Why is his channel called thereportoftheweek when uploads mutiple times a week?
So does he have autism or what? Why's he wear those zoot suits?
>>29883437
Scat, he posted a thread about it on bodybuildingforums
>>29883828
Yeah this is pretty much true. I mean, I have a very mild sex drive. Like I'll get horny once a week maybe and just jerk off. But I just can't perform sexually in real life. I can't even get an erection. It's just too uncomfortable.
>>29884078
I honestly don't think he has autism. If we're playing internet doctor I'd guess he has some sort of avoidant disorder and depression. Sometimes I feel like he may be on the lower end of average as far as IQ goes, because he misuses words quite a lot or sometimes even outright makes them up. That could just be part of the avoidant thing though.
>>29884206
Shakespeare did that too.
>>29883997
damn that sounds like a good nut. did the sheer shock pump it out of you? also did you shoot it out or just like waterballoon that shit?
>>29883555
He posts non-ironic videos reviewing things he enjoys, fast food and energy drinks. He is an iconoclast that is committed to what he believes in. He doesn't compromise himself no matter how it makes him appear. It is hard to find a genuine person anymore. It is obvious that he lives at home, I don't fault him for not highlighting this and trying to put his best foot forward.
>>29884206
Nah I'd definitely say he has some form of autism. His odd, specific hobbies and interests, his mannerisms, his vocabulary, his lack of interest in social settings and "normal" stuff, his anxiety problems etc.
>>29884240
Well yeah, Shakespeare did it on purpose and with thought and knowledge of language and how words are formed though.
>>29884334
>lives at home
what does this even mean? dont you normies live in "your home" or are you sad cause your real home is with mommy and daddy?
>>29884339
I guess. I always kind of assumed all this weird shit was just the result of being brutally bullied in childhood because of his looks.
>>29879620
its either a jew a ginger or both
>>29884364
>lives at home.
This is commonly understood to indicate that someone lives with their parents.
If someone "moves back home" what do you interpret that as meaning?
>This makes me a normalfag.
>I haven't lived with my parents recently.
Do you even reviewbrah,m8?
>>29884620
yeah im saying it's dumb because where you live is your home! and if you're not living where you call home why is that? it's a dumb normie thing for sure. like you're forced out of your home?
>>29879005
>tfw you just realized that he is making that "roastie" joke with his mom sitting right beside him.
>tfw you notice that he looks directly at her as he says roastie.
If this ugly little faggot got to fuck his hot mom I'm going to beat him up.
>>29884749
>implying anyone has ever fucked there mum in real life that wasnt in the middle ages or earlier
nigga that like some game of thrones bs right there
>>29879620
That looks a bit like Chris-chan, imo.
>>29879005
I don't believe the rumours his mother is always with him.
I don't believe the rumours he is a racist stormfront guy.
There have been so many threads about him recently. There is definitely some people or person trying to ruin him. He is becoming more and more of a meme. It's pan pizza 2.0.
Just let him be. He is a real guy. That's why I like him.
>>29879005
shit I just noticed that cheeky smile kek
one of us for sure
>>29884865
>I don't believe the rumours his mother is always with him.
Well you can see his mom in most all of his car reviews, I do know he browses /pol/ and has said so, but I'm not sure he's racist. Had nothing but good interactions with him these past couple of years
t. Black guy with YouTube channel
>>29884865
His mom IS with him during all car videos. You can see her move her purse during the Dairy Queen review here >>29880388. She also used to be the one filming his videos at home when he first started although he does that himself now.
The thing with him being /pol/ is some Canadian autist trying to turn him into the next Ben Garrison and ruin his reputation. He does browse /pol/ but he's not a racist or anything.
>>29880371
>>29880333
This guy sounds like a fucking faggot.
>>29884865
I'm not 100% sold on the idea that his mom is with him all the time either. The more I think about it the more sense it makes though, I mean she is clearly with him in quite a few of these videos.
On the other hand what kind of weird fucking mom would go buy her son fast food every day so he can review it.
>>29884966
>>29884944
>>29884918
We don't know it's his mother. It's not all the vids, just a few with rustling.
Tbh I always assumed he has more friends and possibly a gf. Deffo more than he let on.
You have to take what he says sometimes with a pinch of salt I think
>>29884966
>On the other hand what kind of weird fucking mom would go buy her son fast food every day so he can review it.
The sort of mom that knows what her child is going through, and has given up all will to try to change him. This is the stage of apathy and decay. I can hardly wait to see how the next stages unfold.
>>29884994
You can clearly see it's his mother in the reflection of the car window pretty often. He doesn't have friends because he doesn't do anything.
>>29885000
His mum definitely filmed some of the earlier stuff. Forgot the series he called it. Where he talked about glasses lol. And Halloween.
But all the night time car reviews? And when he was west coast? I don't think so.
>>29884690
Where you live is YOUR home. HOME, without qualification, typically means your parents home. Not a normie thing, part of the human condition. I'm sorry if you had a fucked up childhood and/or a shit relationship with your parents to the point that home doesn't mean being with them.
Somebody once mentioned him getting called pathetic by his mom in one of his videos, anyone know which one?
>>29885043
He got one of Daniel Tosh's assistants to drive him to In n Out when he was out west for the show. Poor fuck even had to sit there in the car with him and film him doing the review.
>>29885091
It's either a VORW or one of the my average day videos, I forget which. He mentions that getting dinner at planet wings was the highlight of his day and his mom says "that's pathetic".
>>29885125
Sounds like a pretty good highlight to be tbdesu
>>29884994
>We don't know it's his mother.
But it certainly is his mom.
His mother held the camera and filmed most of his videos in his first youtube years, in some videos she even talked to him, but he deleted those. If you ask him who was filming him back in the day he simply says it's "someone". If you ask him who was in the car he replies "someone".
It's pretty clear that "Someone" = mummy.
>>29879005
>>29879005
Huge fan of Reviewbrah.
I love every aspect of his videos.
He doesn't edit them, they're raw, real, and genuine.
He makes some real comfy videos, I take his insight very seriously, and I'm a big fan.
I emailed him yesterday actually.
His VORW are long comfy videos of him just talking about random things, nice to listen to at night, in the mornings, to go to sleep to, whatever.
He goes on /pol/, /r9k/, and /b/
But what fucks me up most is, he's as broken as all of us.
He deals with depression, suicidal thoughts, etc.
He just wants to fill the void in his heart, I guess reviewing fast food, short wave, and more are helping.
He's talked about how he won't live pass 30, and he'll probably just kill himself.
I hope ReviewBrah gets better.
I hope he makes it.
I hope we all do.
>>29885022
please show me this. i've heard several people say it.
>>29885000
This
Trust me, I know- Mothers WILL do everything to make their child happy.
Believe me, about 4 years ago when I was 19, I was basically in the same situation as Reviewbrah living at home and food was the only thing I enjoyed.
My particular obsession with luxury chocolate boxes. I used to spend my NEETbux on fancy chocolates from small companies. I liked to collect the 'guides' like pic related. For some reason I loved printing off pictures of fast food items and taping them over the pictures, so for example, a Big Mac taped over the picture of a Strawberry Nougat. I found it fucking hilarious. I would sit for hours laughing because a Whopper was being described as a Peppermint Truffle or because a Five Guys Cheeseburger was being described as an Orange Delight.
My mother NEVER tried to stop me. She bought me chocolate boxes, and even hand delivered my edited chocolate labels to fast food places so they could see (I would smash things if she refused).
I had to drag MYSELF out of the shit. Reviewbrah is the same. He will come around, I have faith.
>>29885339
>He's talked about how he won't live pass 30, and he'll probably just kill himself.
>>29885490
So you're trying to say that at one point in your life you were so broken that the only thing that brought you comfort was taping pictures of fast food over pictures of chocolate?
Do you guys think reviewbrah legitimately has autism or something?
>>29885550
That was him trying to be humorous. No need to be condescending.
>>29885490
Yeah my moms the same way. That's why fathers are important. Moms just look at you as their baby for your whole life.
>>29885550
Nah, just an alright sense of humor.
>>29885622
he is so dashing
>>29883452
it was more apparent when he was younger but yes, he does.
>>29885339
>But what fucks me up most is, he's as broken as all of us.
>He deals with depression, suicidal thoughts, etc.
>He just wants to fill the void in his heart, I guess reviewing fast food, short wave, and more are helping.
>He's talked about how he won't live pass 30, and he'll probably just kill himself.
>I hope ReviewBrah gets better.
>I hope he makes it.
>I hope we all do.
This whole post, especially that part.
I'm just happy to see a fellow robot has become so successful on Youtube.
>>29884994
There is absolutely no way this guy has a GF and I don't know what would cause you to think otherwise.
>>29885996
>>29885996
he's popular/famous. it doesn't matter what he looks like; women want to be with men who have social status
>>29882469
>why did he repeat the same sentence describing the taste of the drink like 30 times
thats what autistic people do
>>29885912
>I guess reviewing fast food, short wave, and more are helping
They are absolutely not helping. What would help is leaving his house, exercising, going to school, getting a real job, etc.
>>29886043
>What would help is leaving his house, exercising, going to school, getting a real job, etc.
But that's normie stuff. John is not normie, John is one of us.
>>29886014
>thats what autistic people do
I thought Kent kept repeating stuff because he is a dumb nigger, but turns out he is just autistic.
>>29885091
I don't think so man, I think it was a wings review. I remember watching the video and had a bit of a chuckle. I sincerely hope she doesn't bully him and it was just banter.
>>29886107
kent even admitted to being autistic himself
>>29879692
He has 65,000 people who enjoy him
Fuck off
>>29885490
I wish you had a youtube channel back then, I would have been an avid viewer.
>>29885091
It was apparently the Average Day 2013, but it's set to private as usual. Any video where his mom appears or interacts is set to private these days. And expect the one with the purse moving >>29880388 To get set to private as well.
>>29886043
he goes for walks so he does exercise.
and fuck everyone for judging him.
what do YOU DO?
>>29886142
maybe because people keep talking about how they want to fuck her. i can understand not wanting to deal with that.
This is just proof that being yourself actually works.
>>29879005
So, THIS is the "American """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""man""""""""""""""""""""""""
AHAHAHAHAHAH stupid fat fuck Americans
Your """""men"""" are fucking WEAK as fuck
In Canada, our men are strong and much better in any way.
There's a reason the European man respects us, and the rest of the world LAUGHS AT YOU.
Lol, if he came here, all the women would laugh at him and beat the fuck out of him, he's so fucking weak.
Lol, America is constantly talking shit about Canada, but looky here; we have a weak fuck American who dresses like he's 20 years older then he actually is being worshipped by tons of beta-""""""""male"""""" AMERICANS
You TORPID SLOTHES
Fuck America.
Fuck you for saying that CANADA is "irrelevant". We are literally everything you could have been if you had taken the right steps in history. You SHITS.
FUCK YOU for starting wars in the Middle East.
FUCK YOU for bombing the poor defenseless families of goat herders. You cowardly FUCKS. You couldn't even be man enough to fight them face-to-face due to realizing that your fat deposits would get you killed when faced with actual MEN who know hardship and understand how to fight for PRINCIPLES.
FUCK YOU for starting the migrant crisis of Europe. If it wasn't enough for you to kill innocent people and their children, it was also OK for you fat fucks to cause Europe to go into decline.
There are women and little girls in Sweden and Germany getting RAPED AND MOLESTED because of you fat asses. THEIR BLOOD IS ON YOUR DISGUSTING, PRUNY, DOUGHY FAT HANDS.
FUCK YOU for creating NUCLEAR WEAPONS, and using them on INNOCENT CIVILIANS.
FUCK YOU for DISMANTLING AND DESTROYING 3rd world countries, preventing them from rising up again.
FUCK YOU for creating ISIS.
AND MOST OF ALL; FUCK YOU FOR ROBBING MY COUNTRY OF ITS CULTURE.
If I could line all of you up on a football field and punch all of you REALLY FUCKING HARD in the face, then I would do so.
Fuck all of the Americans reading this.
>>29886336
Writing this post was definitely a good use of your time
>>29882300
Haha this shit is brilliant
He's like an autistic bond villain
I always wondered who watches this shit and now i know.
>>29886336
haha this is amazingly sad
anyway, back on topic. reviewbrah is hot as hell.
>>29886386
*tip tip tip tip tip* oregano
>>29886336
I like this pasta desu
Nice work anon
>>29886336
Your Prime Minister is a closeted gay who just legalised bestiality due to his ultra libtard beliefs. You are a country of cucks and you worship bbc.
>>29885550
I think he's in a grey area between merely eccentric and slightly autistic.
>>29879644
>9 minutes
>not even original
>>29886011
He doesn't even have a hundred thousand subscribers on YouTube, JoeysWorldTour is far more popular and single. He doesn't have any social status, and doesn't make much money at all from YouTube.
How are you this delusional about his influence outside of 4chan?
>>29886011
This. Popularity is literally the single most important factor to a woman. It makes sense because having good social skills means you're much more likely to be successful and supported by the rest of society.
>>29886336
You seem upset with your pasta
>>29885550
>not understanding the dry wit of a highbrow fellow
Reviewbrah looks like a future pedophile and he has the people skills of a hornet.
How long before normies ruin reviewbrah?
They've already found him
>>29886579
Reviewbrah doesn't give a fuck about normies, they'll never ruin him because he'll never change
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HutxPOZThQ
He has an encounter with a Chad who recognizes him at 8 minutes in
>>29886354
>>29886418
>>29886428
>>29886430
>>29886475
Oh right, I forgot how uneducated fat fucks are, so here, in terms that oh could understand:
>"Socialism iz behd, USA USA USA USA USA USA, Lol, da MOON da MOON, da MOON, SOCIALISM IZ BEHD lol AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, SHOOT ALL BLACK PEOPLE, FUCK CANADA, CANADA HAZ NO CULTURE LEL, SOCIALISM IZ BEHD, USA USA USA
FUCK YOU, you fat FUCKS.
You are a nation in decline, and yet you REFUSE to acknowledge it.
Lol, just wait, one day in the future when we colonize space, we will usurp you as the galactic super power and spread CANADIAN power and PEACE across the stars as you continue to get FATTER, LAZIER, and GREEDIER.
Fuck off.
Your end days are coming. Just you wait. JUST YOU FUCKING wait.
also, I like how NONE OF YOU have actual arguments to counter my points.
Just goes to show how fat and stupid all of you are.
Hahah, fat fuck Americans.
>>29885622
If that picture weren't shooped.. reviewbrah would look like an alpha legitimate fucking CEO
>>29881307
Kek, I bet by "too personal to be public" he meant that people were talking about fucking his mom.
>>29886646
>hey, you have a good one now
kys reviewbrah
>>29886646
Can't believe I missed that.
It's so real life. Authentic. I think he was happy to be recognised and commended for his show. It's nice and heart warming
I can sleep happy tonight.
>>29883885
But he is the type of beta you are afraid of. The popular beta.
Just here to shut down all the plebs
He does drive himself around, as he went on a road trip and visited friends (possibly people he met through his channel)
Several videos were filmed during this time and he points out that he isn't at home in the following
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkkEIQEYfDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9UA0s7SDEc
btw, pic related is from 2 weeks ago
so he is currently 23 years old
>>29886862
His mom drove him on that trip brah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIXsxyfU1gY
Same car from the car videos he makes at home, and he glances over at her when he makes a roastie joke, also just as he does back home.
>>29882300
>the person he keeps looking to and smiling at is his mom
I mean a lot of things have come together with this knowledge, but it sure is an uneasy feeling.
>>29886940
skip to 1:40 faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWb8oIUFWxo
>>29887020
Watch his original videos from 2011. He keeps smiling at her while she holds the camera. Old habits never die.
>>29887036
lmao yeah just like he "runs a hostel" for money and the people who are in the background of his videos are "tenants"?
being so reliant on his parents is one of the few things reviewbrah is actually ashamed of. sorry m8, but he's been lying about this stuff for years and he's extremely self conscious about it to the point where he deletes everything where his parents are visible/audio and refers to them covertly as "someone" or "a friend". it's pretty clear she's in the car with him on that road trip just like she is in the dairy queen video where she moves her purse (like another anon said that video will probably be private soon once he realizes) and all the others. it's unlikely he can even drive.
>>29885490
>(I would smash things if she refused).
God, your poor mom. The story was sweet at first until it was clear that her only options were to either send you to a psych ward or to put up with your bullshit.
I hope your mom is able to lead a good life despite having such a shitty kid.
>>29887089
Well shit
Guess I'm a #cruzmissile, now
>>29884507
We do know he was brutally bullied. I don't know if they're still up, but a long time ago he had videos up of him talking about going back to school and how he hated the bullies. I don't know to what extent he was bullied, but I think he's the type of person that even light bullying will phase heavily. He has sperged out quite a few times with his channel over stupid things.
>>29887153
>He has sperged out quite a few times with his channel over stupid things
you have to give examples of these things if you want to be believed
>>29887153
>We do know he was brutally bullied
>I don't know to what extent he was bullied
so which is it?
>has sperged out quite a few times with his channel over stupid things.
define sperged
>>29886646
He is dedicated and uncompromising. This man has been wearing suits since high school, he is what he is. If you don't relate to him in some way, you are probably a shit person. He believes in what he does and doesn't kowtow to popular opinion. It makes me sad that this so rare today, and so unappreciated.
>>29886174
Walking is not adequate exercise for a young man.
>>29879923
Adorable in a bad way. There was a kid like this in my HS everyone treated him like a defenseless little kid, he hated it, I treated him as an equal and constantly shat on him, he saw me as a friend. /blog
This is the story of Micheal
>>29881378
Obv fucking her
>>29887322
He has confirmed that he experienced significant bullying in the past.
He has never really "sperged out" with his channel though, the closest was just closing the comments section in his videos after he was initially discovered because people were making fun of him.
So does this person hate every race but white or just blacks.
alright boys check it, found a video where his mom talks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKpNc2JLobo
she makes him laugh near the end of the video and then asks "are you okay?" when he's cracking up
qt voice too, she seems like a total MILF
>>29887969
sounds cute as fuck desu
>>29880598
>implying you would let reviewbrah fuck you
We all know you wouldn't. You can't even begin to understand .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA8KwjECWpk
You can see her shadows in this and hear her rustling. It's true. The boy is driven around by his mom
Everything is tumbling down, it's fucking over for reviewbrah.
>>29889029
without too much detail and sounding even more like an autistic stalker, i'll just say to you:
yes, i absolutely would. i haven't had a crush come on this intensely in a while. but he would almost definitely reject me so i will just content myself with watching a bunch more of his videos.
>>29885084
no my home is with my parents you dumb normie that's what im saying! it's normies who leave then say oh i dont live at home because they know they're not with there parents anymore lol
>>29879685
His mum is so sexy
Anyone got the screenshot of his YouTube comments where he tells some broad to unsub him?
FUIUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
THIS FUCKING CANADIAN CUNT HAS RUINED EVERY SINGLE REVIEWBRAH THREAD LATELY
seek mental help you absolute abomination
>>29891016
reviewmom a cute
CUTE
he is rude
>>29891361
>implying reviewbrah has any interest in filthy youtube roasties
>>29891361
I have aspergers and when I was in high school, roasties mocked me. I was really naive to believe roasties would treat me nicely but they are heartless harpies. If I got a comment like that I would figure they're mocking me too.
>>29891361
Ah das it mane. Basic bitch BTFO.
new video. chicken nuggies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X15Ne9I5UbA
>>29891361
>Could easily be a guy pretending to be a girl on Youtube
>Implying a stacy would get turned on by watching Reviewbrah comb his hair
Good for Reviewbrah, he probably knew it was a troll and responded appropriately. Reviewbrah knows he's not that attractive and has never had any girls interested in him, I doubt he'd start believing some normie stacy bitch suddenly found him attractive.
>>29892120
I wonder what it's like for Reviewbrah knowing his money is sitting in the car next to him, watching him do these reviews and talking into the camera. I guess she got use to it since he's been making these videos for years now, I just can't help but wonder if his parents are disappointed in him, or if they think he has autism or something.
I just figured most parents would think their kids are mentally unstable if they make food reviews for a living/hobby, let alone having to sit and drive your kid to the restaurants and then proceed to watch him make these reviews.
>>29892124
>has never had any girls interested in him
wrong
>>29882544
Where do people get these pictures?
>>29892213
or is it worse knowing that his mom is still in the restaurant?
he orders his meal to go, hers to stay, she pays. he asks for the car keys and leaves the restaurant as she finds a table and sits down.
>>29892241
Really? Enlighten me please, everyone always says he is a virgin who has had no female interaction/girlfriends.
>>29892277
Seriously? That's really fucking depressing, he can't even sit with her and keep her company. Also won't his food get cold? I just think it's sad that she eats by herself and not even her own son can sit with her and give her some company, she seems like a really nice lady.
Damn that's upsetting and depressing. Now if he goes to the car and makes the review and then goes back into the restaurant to keep her company then that's different, but if he just stays in the car then that's really sad. I do know people said sometimes his mom sits in the passenger sit and watches him record his reviews, so I don't think she is always in the restaurant.
>>29880552
>styxhexenhammer666
What the fuck. His channel is literally blocked in Germany. Censorship is getting crazy over here.
>>29892350
it's probably just the mentally ill tranny from earlier in the thread who says "she" wants to fuck reviewbrah
those types of people are all over /r9k/, there's one who is obsessed with adam lanza too. luckily reviewbrah is uninterested in roasties so he won't be taken advantage of like eggman was.
>>29880333
RIP Sir Sebastian. The horse mask made me cringe, but I loved his videos.
>>29892466
>"she"
>mentally ill tranny
>roasties
>taken advantage of
that's a load of mean stuff to say about me just because i said i have a crush on him. i like him (or at least what i know of him i like) so everything you think you're responding to or commenting on is really all in your head.
you're right that he appears not to be interested in sex so there's not much point in putting myself out there to have you be mean anyway. i'll shut up about it any future threads. sorry for saying nice things about the guy. i know that means i'm a terrible person.
>>29882509
it's a same-fag
>>29880333
He speaks like an anime guy
>>29892350
his mom is in the car with him, in a recent video you can see how he makes the roastie joke and then looks at her and on the ice cream review you can see how she moves her purse
>>29885339
You have no idea the feels you gave me anon.
>>29885550
The other day that Canadian guy who has been bullying ReviewBrah posted that comment photoshopped with a bunch of racist shit
