>tfw flat-chested in california
F cups on every corner.
f cups are disgusting desu
>>29861108
Post panties senpai
>>29861108
north or south? blox
>tfw robot on r9k
Roasties in every thread
>flat-chested
>Bad
When will this meme cease?
FUCKING NORMALFAG
GET OFF MY BOARD
*dolphin noises*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Post body/tits/panties/feet/pussy, etc.
>>29861236
For real this, some guys even prefer smaller breasts.
But if you have a flat ass that's another story unfortunately
Wait what
I went travelling there for a few weeks towards the beginning of this year as a brit and I didn't see many fat titties in areas like hollywood, santa monica or san diego. Was I going to the wrong places? Fug
>>29861108
Umm lets see those nipples
>>29861262
Why do men always ask for a ton of different things, but never for hands? Hands are so much more interesting than most body parts since they allow for nice nails.
>>29861311
except flat asses are fixable through squats. Breast size requires bodily modifications.
>>29861311
Yeah do some squats at least. Get a butt I can poke.
>>29861236
This
I like small breasts.
Too bad I most probably will never feel any in my entire life.
>>29861360
I get turned on by girls with nice nails too. Not really a fetish that gets my dick hard but i like seeing them.
>>29861445
What kind of nails do you prefer?
>>29861360
Oh god, parallel universe footfags
>>29861360
Someone get josuke, i found him.
>>29861404
>You will never rubs a QT's naked flat chest
>>29861108
Maybe it's time you got with the program then. A nice fake rack might make you desirable enough for a Chad to come sweep you off of this board forever!
>>29861108
Probably for the best if oyure cute. You might find someone who doesnt just want to fuck you. Thats assuming you have any actual interests.
Chill OP. It's not as big a deal as you think
>guy I like at work made fun of my AA's
>>29861360
Kira pls go
>>29861496
>>29861779
I don't even know who these people are.
>>29861738
hello dead animu girl
You should move to VA. Nothing but lard asses everywhere. If you're thin, you're automatically prized goods here.
>>29861794
Serial killer David Bowie with magic bomb er cat and hand fetish
>>29861460
>>29861360
>>29861445
Natural and not bitten
>>29861108
Tits or gtfo. Seriously though, you know that many girls actually think they are smaller then they actually are? Show us your tits and we'll tell you if they are too flat or not. Well and if they really are how good looking they look.
>>29861897
Are you drinking a crawfish or something?
Also Califag here, small chests are best chests.
I love A cups and flat chests.
>move to city from countryside
>big fake boobs everywhere
>everyone talks like a valley girl (in Toronto)
>I'm flat as a board and talk like a hick
Too city for the country, and too country for the city.
>>29861236
when everyone becomes an autistic pedo like you
>>29861897
how tall are you?
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original. - copy and pasted this because it wouldn't let me post question
>>29861897
Painted also acceptable.
>>29861948
How can you think you're smaller than you actually are? Do bra sizes not exist?
>>29862029
>Flat chest
>Pedo
Nice argument there, fucko
>california
you deserve it
>Came across a 40 year old woman at work
>Has A cups
Anyone ever come across these rare witches
>>29862075
I think he meant relative to other women. Kinda like how some guys think their dick is smaller than it is (relatively) because they watch a lot of porno.
>>29862071
o baby i am flappin
>>29862075
Well they do, actually so much that said girls usually wear either too big ones, which is not good for the skin and can be quite annoying I'd say. Or even worse too small ones, which can in fact deform the breasts, enhance the chance on breast cancer and if the particular set of breasts are still growing, even permanent marks.
By the way, where the FUCK are those TITS I WANTED?!
Small boobs are cute
Large boobs are sexy
Men like both
>>29862022
How do you imagine you're "too city for the country"?
I'm always getting "omg, where are you from???" at work and I hate that shit. Just because I don't speak exclusively in bisyllabic or monosyllabic words, folks assume that I'm from some ambiguous intensely cultured and refined area of the United States. Or they'll ask me when I moved from Minnesota/Wisconsin.
Christ sake, I live in fucking Georgia. I've got the battle flag of Northern Virginia above my bed. I consider myself to have a slight drawl.
How the fuck do people think that I'm a transplanted yank? HNNNGH
>>29861108
>in california
location pls
if we are within 50 miles of each other we are OBLIGATED to meet up andduel. There can only be one robot in this area
>>29862203
I never really fit in back home, that's why I moved to the city. Where I'm from it's all about riding your bike around and doing farm work and all this other outdoorsy shit. I liked to lock myself in my room and play video games. My interests mean I don't fit in there, but the way I talk and the way I dress and the way I do my hair and the way I drink and all that mean I don't really fit in here, either.
FLAT IS JUSTICE
JUSTICE
Men want round, perky boobs, generally. Doesn't matter how big or small they are, but small tits are much more likely to not be saggy.
Tbqh senpai chestlets are my favorite
What part of cali are you from
>>29862154
Oh my god! I got muted for this post. That's what I get for caring about female health issues on this site. I just wanted to give OP the help from a professional such as myself and that's what I get? How ungrateful.
By the way if somebody really thinks I'm straight out lyin' look at dis':
http://xonecole.com/bra-basics-101-how-to-tell-if-youre-wearing-the-wrong-bra-size/
>>29862257
>>29862257
Aw, hell. Sorry to hear that shit.
I spend plenty of time getting a monitor-tan, and I have for ages. I adore reading and being solitary.
But boy, country shit is fun to do, too. Camping and drinking with your homies, shooting off guns, all that shit.
Where'd you grow up, that you ended up in Toronto?
I'd also figure that people would find more country/southern traits in such a metro area endearing. You know, something different and unique, or even exotic? Maybe I'm being myopic. It's probably more like "omg where r u from??? ur accents so funny LOL" in reality.
Ain't got a notion to get even close to Canada anytime soon, but man, I'd fukken love to be with a country girl that prefers to sit inside rather than go mudding or some shit. Hope things work out for you, homegirl.
>>29862741
I used to have a tan from camping and stuff with my dad, but I see a lot of spray tans around here. I stand out a lot and it kind of bothers me, but I really like my clothes and don't want to change how I dress.
>Where'd you grow up, that you ended up in Toronto?
Outside a small town in the southern part of the province. My neighbour lived over a mile away.
>I'd also figure that people would find more country/southern traits in such a metro area endearing.
Some people think they are. I just feel out of place, more than anything. I'm not full on "cowboy hat monster truck lynchings" country, but I wear plaid shirts and fairly heavy-duty shoes and people sometimes ask me to repeat words because they find the way I say them funny.
>in midwest
>every other girl is chubby ish with big boobs
>am auschwitz skelly mode
>try to eat more
>gain no weight
I fucking hate stuffing my face all day just so I can compete
this is bullshit
Machi is a child though.
>>29861236
>missing one of the most important sexual characteristics
Large breasts = sign of fertility
You low test pedo shitter
>>29862808
>I used to have a tan from camping and stuff with my dad, but I see a lot of spray tans around here. I stand out a lot and it kind of bothers me, but I really like my clothes and don't want to change how I dress.
Rather meant that I spend multiple consecutive hours on the PC every day, on average. You know, a monitor-tan.
>Some people think they are. I just feel out of place, more than anything. I'm not full on "cowboy hat monster truck lynchings" country, but I wear plaid shirts and fairly heavy-duty shoes and people sometimes ask me to repeat words because they find the way I say them funny.
I guess I can relate to that. I feel out-of-place as hell if I end up in a major metro area (rare as I can make it). It isn't really my style of dress or personal appearance that does it, and it isn't the people inhabiting the city. For the most part, anyway.
It's all the goddamn concrete and asphalt. So stifling. All the urban noises and the city smells. Fukken horrific, man.
I'm really curious what a highly rural Canadian accent would sound like, too.
Try to hold it down up there. Skinny girl in a plaid shirt, work boots, and a simple pony-tail would do me just fine, if she'd be down for a scrawny cunt with long-ass hair in a plaid shirt and work boots.
Pls be in Orange County
>>29862850
skelly girls are cute the fuck you talking about, wish i could say the same thing about guys tho
>>29861738
I've always wondered if the constant teasing and angst is what makes flat girls so into nipple torture/play, or if it's just biology
>muh nerve clustering
>>29862022
There`s so many asians here in Toronto I feel like it`d be hard to feel that insecure.
As to dealing with ironic culture meme-ing in the city, that's tougher. Because I'm from the maritimes there's a lot of stereotypes and I find people either go to some length to hide it, or actually go a different length to fulfill the expectations of others.
For instance, my PEI friends in Toronto who actually started talking like the "Passing through" guys even though it's exaggerated.
>tfw no farmer tan, southern drawl qt to ride me like no tomorrow
>>29862989
Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm the same way, but I used to have a tan.
>It's all the goddamn concrete and asphalt. So stifling. All the urban noises and the city smells. Fukken horrific, man.
I kind of like all the concrete and asphalt, in a weird way. I'm not sure how to articulate what I mean, though. Not even going to try because I'll just mess it up and confuse you. The smells and noises are terrible, though.
>I'm really curious what a highly rural Canadian accent would sound like, too.
Watch some Trailer Park Boys, I guess. I don't pronounce "car" and "park" and such like they do, but it's fairly close.
>Skinny girl in a plaid shirt, work boots, and a simple pony-tail would do me just fine, if she'd be down for a scrawny cunt with long-ass hair in a plaid shirt and work boots.
I think it would be weird with me having shorter hair. I keep it cut pretty short, or it gets in my face when I'm riding my bike (or driving) around.
>>29863275
The hipsters ironically acting like they're hicks are the worst.
>Oh I'm ironically wearing plaid
>Oh I'm ironically wearing a trucker hat
>Oh I'm ironically drinking from a bottle that looks like a mason jar
If I could lynch one group, it would be hipsters.
>>29861108
you forgot to ad you are a transwoman anon
>>29863355
Oops, lol, hopefully that was implied already by the post being on /r9k/
>>29863334
Ah, fukken oath! Watched TPB up until season 7 and promptly quit after a few episodes of 8. Goddamn, that's gr8.
>I kind of like all the concrete and asphalt, in a weird way. I'm not sure how to articulate what I mean, though. Not even going to try because I'll just mess it up and confuse you. The smells and noises are terrible, though.
I couldn't very well explain to you through text exactly why I adore sitting on my porch drinking and playing loud Confederate tunes, but I sure as hell do. Different affinities for different folks, easy as that.
>>29863275
> I find people either go to some length to hide it, or actually go a different length to fulfill the expectations of others.
I'm a cunt that does this, actually.
Used to be, years ago, that I was pretty ashamed of south-eastern US accents, and the perception of the SE US in general. I did my very damndest to eliminate any traces of accent from my way of speaking, and I sure as fuck wasn't proud of my locality.
Present day, when I'm at work (like right fucking now) and people that are overtly Canadian or otherwise "northerners", I will absolutely hyperbolize my accent a bit and use southern diction far too liberally. I try not to think about it very much, because it's a bit disgusting to admit that I'm more or less just putting on a show for muh southern hospitality meme.
flat girls are cute also desu
origonogoto
>>29861360
During the cadaver labs I've been to, they cover the face and hands for the uninitiated. They are what people generally see in their experiences with others.
>>29863481
Well, I know why I kind of like it, I just can't put it into words very well. I remember seeing an article a couple years ago about Breaking Bad or something, and how the city is portrayed as kind of like an urban dystopia thing in it, and that's what I like about it, I guess. But for actual enjoyable scenery, I'd rather be in a quiet small town.
>>29863334
I'm constantly wondering if I should play that angle with local Toronto girls just to see if it gets me anywhere. It probably would, but with the wrong girls.
I can speak rustic shiac too and my accent's affected by it, but over there it's demeaned and correct (rightly so) so it feels retarded intentionally trying to talk in that non-language.
I'm glad no one here speaks french or it would be impossible to hide.
>>29862989
a rural western canadian accent sounds a bit different than one from the east, and if they're from the east they might be have a french or english version. Also newfies.
"Passing Through" tries to do all the sub accents of the east in one of its first episodes.
see: https://youtu.be/frcmve8X1QU?t=847
>>29863481
I could see that working out. In my case, my hatred of the culture I grew up in is mostly unironic, so it'd be hard to go the other angle.
>>29863624
My French isn't much good anymore. I think for the country thing to work for a guy, you would have to be pretty fit. Guys tend to be held to higher standards. I can just talk the way I always have and it's "charming" to some people on its own.
>>29862909
Large breasts aren't a sign of fertility they are a sign of PREGNANCY. a girl's breasts swell when they are already with child, if you are attracted to large breasts it means you are attracted to women who are already pregnant. which would be someone who is the complete opposite of fertile. Nice try using half-cocked memes
>>29862136
>TFW no cute weeb university girlfriend that will stroke your dick during lecture
Gonna kill myself, I swear.
>>29863665
ah, the lumbersexual look. Can't say I'd ever be down with that, despite all my chest hair.
I mostly try to look older since it also helps in my industry while doubling as a signal for sub girls.
>>29863619
I can understand that a bit.
I've read a few books by China Meiville (really good contemporary sci-fi author), and he's got a huge boner over personifying a city.
Like, comparing certain industries to other organs; comparing transportation infrastructure to a circulatory system. I'm not at all able to really convey his writing in such a venue right now, and all the quotes I'm pulling up are both unrelated and pretentious as all fuck.
well damn now i look like a jackass
>>29863893
Hey, if it works. I look about 14, so the only people flirting with me are teenagers who think I'm just really into Nirvana.
>>29863912
That's okay, I do too. I just kind of enjoy desolate-looking city areas, I guess. Not when they're outright rundown, but like a big shopping area that's mostly empty on a hot day, with some litter blowing through the parking lot.
>>29861334
Hahahahahahahaha yep
>>29864000
Oh, I can certainly appreciate that. Stuff that reminds me of The Road, book or film. Got a gigantic boner for post-apoc type stuff, so I feel you.
>>29863624
Ah, thanks for the link. I'm always at least a bit interested to hear differently-accented English. Still a unilingual scumbag, though.
That's the thing, man. I did have absolutely genuine and unironic distaste or even hatred for the culture I was raised in, and the locale in general.
I don't quite know when that reversed completely. Probably not until I was 19 or so.
I don't imagine I was clear; I work at a hotel and change my mannerisms somewhat drastically to suit whenever I feel that someone is...what would I say, looking for a "southern experience" even when they're just old-ass snowbirds driving through the state to get to Florida.
>>29863665
Might be different up there, but being really fit ain't obligatory to be perceived as attractive while going with a "country" look, in my opinion.
I think a large part of it is mental fitness; someone hears another person with a rural sort of accent and is often very pleasantly surprised when they can string together some syllables and sentences to form a coherent thought.
Iunno, might be way off. Just what I've observed.
Thanks for the chat this evening, Canuck friends. Cheers to you two.
>>29864000
You could try hanging out in one of the game/animu shops on Spadina. Really life /jp/ going on there. Could work out for your body type.
Hell, I saw 3 girls playing at some tabletop tournament. Orbiter central.
>>29861108
>flat-chested in california
Not nearly as catchy as Sleepless in Seattle.
>>29862457
Do I got shadowbanned?
>>29864463
go back to plebbbit
>>29864549
You fucker you responded fuck now she knows she's not you should have fucking shut your dumbass mouth fuck off kike
>>29861496
No you didn't.
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>>29864559
i didn't even read his/her posts
>>29864663
That's the problem. Nobody reads or cares anymore. At least you're honest.
>>29864559
She? I'm a man, a manly buff man at that. I even kissed a girl once!
Oh well, maybe some people simply didn't get my joke, maybe I just told it wrong. Anyway good night guys.
>>29861496
>>29864603
Go away stupid jojo faggots.
Since you are a novelty that actually raises your sexual market value.
>>29864306
Might check it out next weekend for something to do.
reminder: flatchest "women" are only desirable to fetishists and men with low standards. when you have a flatchest and land a man, this is the type of man you've attracted
>>29865799
Meeplemart and Castle boardgame cafe have more events/activities.
But xtreme anime or whatever it is definitely came off as the greasiest, if you want to min/max here.
>>29865848
I'm writing all these names down. Honestly, I stay in so much that I don't know much about the city, so just having a place where I can indulge my interests would be nice. I can do without guys clinging onto me, but not having to order everything I want is appealing.
Where to cop a qt flat gf?
>>29865956
Not California, apparently.
>>29865878
Have you been in the city long? I traveled here all the time for business before settling just recently, and I found I actually knew the downtown better than friends who lived her, even on u of t campus, for years.
So you're not the only NEET in TO, I can confirm this.
If you have set interests in mind, Meeplemart hosts more miniatures and RPG, whereas Castle is pure board games.
Anime Xtreme I assume involves those dolls and jars of white goo, but I could be wrong. I only went there once with friends so it looked like they brought me there.
>>29865956
>yinposting
my nigga
>>29866054
>Have you been in the city long?
A few years. I'm just pretty stuck in my comfort zone.
I think I'll probably check out the anime one. I've got a short list of anime I've been wanting to actually own because I liked them so much. Probably less of a hassle than ordering and waiting and hoping nobody steals my package.
>>29866092
It's definetaely easy to get a bit too comfy in TO.
That store seemed to have a good selection of anime/manga. That and lots of figures. At least you won't have to deal with any smelly magic players.
I never knew I would be glad my nose got cauterized until I ran an event where they were in a room nearby. Scary shit.
>>29866147
Figures sound cool too. I've got some Mega Man ones sitting in my bedroom.
>Magic players
I only ever knew one guy who played it, and he was alright.
>>29866188
Usually the drafts/ tournaments attract a critical mass of mostly teen dudes and a small percentage of them have shit hygiene but the whole room will smell bad.
The only figure I've ever wanted was a high quality non-lewd Triela, so be sure to post all over r9k if you find one for me.
>>29866268
I'll keep it in mind, but don't wait on me.
