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I feel so bad for John. I first heard last month he was heavily
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I feel so bad for John. I first heard last month he was heavily red-pilled in massive doses back over on Stormfront relating to Hitler and the Holocaust, and has since spiraled into a deep dish depression. His mother apparently has contacted psychiatrists on his current mental health status too, which causes deep concern in his following. He is now spending unhealthy amounts of time (15 hours at a time) listening to static on his short-wave radio.

An anon from another thread who knew him IRL claimed he's slowly losing his mind and is not sure if it's the fast food he's been eating en mass or the recent hardcore red-pilling - he said he sees his mother drive him into the city every other day (he still hasn't attained a licence at the age of 22) to purchase processed shit from fast-food chains. In a review of a macaroni product he produced 2 weeks ago you can see him about to break into tears mid review.

And so comes to the topic of this discussion - should we only red-pill the strong minded? some folk like little Johnny just don't have what it takes. He may very well descend into madness from overdosing on the red pill - due to swallowing such a massive dose instead of rationing out smaller red-pills.
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I wish he got into smoking weed.
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>>29854559
Why? Drugs are bad for mental health. It coddles you into refusing to stand up for yourself and steel your own mind.
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>>29854526
It's insane. Last I've heard John purchased 50 gallons of water and 50 kilos of canned beans and took them with him to live in the woods.
Some say he was muttering something about a coming race war.

What a tragedy.
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>>29854639
>It's insane. Last I've heard John purchased 50 gallons of water and 50 kilos of canned beans and took them with him to live in the woods.
>Some say he was muttering something about a coming race war.

Is he the hero we need?
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>>29854609
>he says on 4chan

i'm gonna stay inside and masturbate all day because i'm a genetic failure and there's nothing i can do to fix it. trying harder than other people makes you a cuck. watching downfall of civilization top kek the agitprop shills are coming out with a poopoopeepee sequal this summer
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he's not 22
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>>29854670
This. He's 23.
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>deep dish depression
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>>29854693
There's a picture of him in highschool where he looks older than he does on his videos 4 years ago. He's probably 20 at the most
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>>29854666
I challenge your demonic trips and argue that people don't have the moral superiority to complain about normies, cucks and the downfall of mankind unless you're able to at least handle your non-medical mental issues on your own.
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>>29854716
He doesn't look older at all. It's just a really goofy picture.
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Yeah, I'm getting worried.

He spends all his time rocking back and forth throwing darts around the house and typing "die nigger" over and over again on his typewriter.

I think he is losing it guys.

In the comments he told a fan that he believes god speaks to him through the static of his shortwave radio and he tells him of an upcoming race war, and that he is happy about this.
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>>29854701
haha look at this it's Portent!TM i love you you are so cool please ignore me
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>>29854811
You should've gotten worried when he started adding hardcore Christian rock to his music playlist. The man is a one man klan now, and we could have stopped it.
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There's nothing wrong with him. More than half of what you guys are saying is unrealistic or untrue
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>>29854526
>In a review of a macaroni product he produced 2 weeks ago you can see him about to break into tears mid review
Could you link this video please? I searched for it on his channel and can't find it.
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>>29854897
its a recent video. mac and cheetos, he reviews it in a mall
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>>29854888
but that's the joke, anon
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>>29854772
So THIS is the American """man""".

Ahahah! Lol, America is truly shit. If this were in CANADA, he would be strong fit and hardy.

Lol, Americans are so fucking weak.

If he came here to Canada, I'd hold him down to the ground and take shits all over his face and laugh as he cried and screamed like a pig.

Haha, fat fuck Americans. You are a nation in decline.
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>>29854950
>I'd hold him down to the ground and take shits all over his face and laugh as he cried and screamed like a pig.

He'd enjoy it - he's big into scat
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>>29854925
Good job blowing it out of proportion.
About to burst into tears my ass, John was just having a short prayer to Jesus Christ so he may grant him strength to drop a real no-holds-barred review.
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>>29854526
he posted on here once that he was suicidal. Do you have an archive link? It was in the same thread where he admitted to being a virgin
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>>29854526
It was only a matter of time. He longs for the glory days of the 1950's American ideal and even dresses for the part.
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>>29854929
I know but I really enjoy his videos and this is the reason he doesn't go on 4chan anymore because he sees himself everytime.
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>>29854888
BUT ANON HES AN UNHINGED MADMAN

SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP HIM
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>>29855011
HOLY SHIT

HE JUST UNLOADED A PILE OF POOP ON THE STREET

THE GUY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
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>>29855011
>reviewbrah when he recognizes a negro's stench
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The guy who has been reviewing shitty chain pizza and deep fried fast food that all tastes the fucking same, all while wearing a suit three sizes too bigl, is crazy? You're kidding me.
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>>29854990
Not quite, reviewbrah prefers the late 19th and early 20th century over all else. On VORW he's said even the 50s were a bit "too casual" for his taste and the 60s is where the whole world went to shit.
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>>29855011
HES NOT A MADMAN HE'S ABOUT AS NORMAL AS US!!!!! which isn't pretty normal but hes not fucking psychotic
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>>29855043
I'm the one who leaked that one, and also the one with his mum
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>>29854990
The truly redpilled know that the 50s was the beginning of the end.
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'go 'za style existential crisis
the void stares back
everything is made to decay
it's all there
free will is an illusion and would have no value if it weren't
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>>29855046
A bit too casual on giving women and negroes freedom, I agree.
John is a wise man. On the day of the election as I vote from Trump I'll feel content knowing that reviewbrah himself cast the same vote as I did.
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>reviewbrah when he sees an interracial couple
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>>29854965
Lol, Americans are THIS pathetic.

Can't wait until your nation is DESTROYED.

I'll firmly plant my BIG CANADIAN SEED into the wombs of all of your lesser, sub human sisters, you fat fucks, HAHAHAH.
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>>29855094
Someone shop him with some "cuck my shit up" hair or with a gun or something
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>>29855063
He looks like a war veteran recalling his battles and sacrifices for his nation in that picture.
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>>29855063
some of these images are from VORW vids. theyre still up
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>>29855079
>The truly redpilled
Literally anyone can see the cultural shift into degeneracy, even normies.
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Being a stormfag is bluepilled af. Hitler knew this.
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>>29855028

So he dresses like this because he's overcompensating for the fact that he's always looked like 10 years younger than his age right. I can't believe this fucking asshole went to Hawaii and still dressed like this.
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>>29855094
FUCKING STOP! HE DOESN'T DO THAT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!! MAYBE HE DOESN'T LIKE IT AND NEITHER DO I BUT I DONT MAKE FACES AT LIKE THIS
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TUMBLING DOWN

CONSCIOUSNESS BUSTING WITH REDPILL JUICES

WITH HIS GRIP ON REALITY FADING

JOHN'S HATE BEGINS TO SEETHE
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>>29855144
It's FAS he couldn't help it. My little brother has it too. It makes me happy that some people are successful while having this condition
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>>29855148
just ignore this autist, he's been spamming this exact same thread with the exact same images and screencaps for a few days now

he's trying to do the whole ben garrison ironic racism thing to reviewbrah
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Reviewbrah when he courts a fellow WHITE Christian conservative blonde blue-eyed virgin girl.
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HES ABOUT TO GET JUST'ED
WE NEED TO SAVE HIM HE DOESNT DESERVE TO BE LIKE US
LETS SAVE HIM GUYS PLEASE
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>>29854989
Nevermind, I found it:

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/19265317/#19266342

I hope he has gotten over his depression
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>>29855204
FUCKING DO SOMETHING BEFORE HE GOES OFF THE DEEP END

DO IT

NOW

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!??!?
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>>29855194

You know he has a fucked up chin and jaw but if he styled himself a little better and fixed whatever is wrong with his teeth he could be reasonably handsome.
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>>29854965
Is this real?
What the hell.
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>>29855216
i cant do something on my own
IM ALREADY JUST'ED
MAYBE IF I DO SOMETHING WRONG IT WILL BBE WORSE FOR HIM
JUST HELP MEEEE
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>>29855194
>>29855204
GET THE FUCK OFF REVIEWBRAH MEANS A LOT TO ME AND I LOVE HIS VIDEOS FUCKING STOP.
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>>29855223
Yeah, check out his profile on that site
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anyone have the gif where he gives the devilish smile
also hes with his momma
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>>29855248
Reviewbrah when he's going undercover to rid the world of some roaches at a BLM rally
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>>29855144
He just likes the past and likes the emulate old fashioned styles of dress. He's not just bargain bin fishing for any random suits to wear, a lot of the time he specifically chooses outfits to model after periods that he wants to emulate. For example in several videos he wears wing collared shirts and neckties with a four in hand knot to emulate early 20th century fashion. It's a hobby. The dude owns a pocket watch and spends his days listening to shortwave radio and playing darts, he's just obsessed with the past for whatever reason.
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>>29855245
SHUT YOUR MOUTH DONGUS RETARD PIECE OF SHIT
IM GOING TO KILL HIM FOR HIS OWN SAKE
TCH
NOTHINN PERSONNEL
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FUN TIME IS OVER

TIMES UP

TIC TOC

HES GONNA BREAK SOON
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>>29855281
This man is your friend
he fights for Poppa John's
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>>29855299
IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHITTY FAST FOOD
TIME TO MAKE A REVIEW OF YOUR FRESH FLESH
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how many review brahs do you think you could fight at the same time?

I'm going to say eight
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>>29855403
Knowing his psychology state, and from his shortness of breath from his last videos, I'd say about 50 if me and his army are bare handed
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>reviewbrah when he chills out with you after a long hard day of Trump rallying
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>>29855425
>tfw no reviewbrah to talk politics with
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>(he still hasn't attained a licence at the age of 22)
Fucking bullshit. What about all of those videos where he sits on the driver's seat?


>usually don't go out that much anymore
What did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz06BDg-Tzc
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>>29855674
They switch seats as confirmed by another anon who went to school with him
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>>29855685
Then what about all the traveling he does by himself?
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>>29855701
Lmao, his mom takes him everywhere.

He doesn't do anything by himself unless it's in his house or walking at night

Look at his car reviews, you can hear his mom in the side seat rustling and him glancing at her
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>>29855373
That smile is anime-tier :3
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>>29855717
Link me to a review where this is visible? I don't feel like combing through his videos for subtle hints of his manchildism
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>>29855717
Thought that was his girlfriend?

>>29855736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ISR9GbFkg
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>>29855736
Actually it's this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToEr_3F3q34
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>>29855766
Reviewbrah doesn't have a girlfriend, I think he's a virgin, if i'm not mistaken.
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Anyone else feel like they've known Reviewbrah for years when they watch his videos? I've watched his videos for atleast 2 years, but I feel like I know him like a friend or something.

Weird, amirite?

>>29855781
I can hear the rustling in both the videos
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>>29855717
i think that's only sometimes

who cares though? nothing wrong with hanging out with your mom on occasion
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>>29855791
He hates women
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>>29855766
is this guy a moron?
dressing like a burger is one thing, but can this cocksucker say the same sentence for over 2 minutes straight?
Goddamnit now I hate this fuck, I hope this is representative of his quality
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>>29855812
dresses nice, eats fast food every day, makes youtube cash, hates women, he's my fucking hero
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>>29855373

>tfw you just sat in the shower and imagined running away to California with reviewbrahs mom and starting your own little family.

I think I'm in love with her guys.
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>>29855791
I want to gift him a gf tb h
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>>29855781

why wouldn't his mother just wait outside
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any more pics of his mom
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>>29855717

That's kind of sad. You know it's one thing if he were doing all this by himself. It's weird but it at least shows a little bit of initiative I guess and all things considered it's not the strangest interest in the world.

Now it just sounds like his mom is enabling his asocial behavior. Have his parents just resigned to taking care of him for the rest of his life?

I'd like to get reviewbrah in here to weigh in on this and confirm/deny the no license/mommy fast food assistant thing.
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>>29855902
He's currently on /pol/ right now
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>>29855868

Why wouldn't he just get his license so his mother doesn't have to drive him around everywhere and then wait outside in the 100 degree heat while he does his stupid autistic shit.
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>>29856016
She doesn't wait outside brah, she's right there in the car with the autism.
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>>29855111
you must be very brave to fuck tose fat american whores
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>>29855781
yeah, someone moved the bag (or whatever it is) at the beginning of the video but we still dont know if its his mom or not.
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>>29856259
I like to think he was pulling a classic fast food review/street walker blow job combo
you get fries, soda, HSV-1, it is all there
(I'm memeing this one for you, advice dog)
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Hey Canadian OP, it's much easier to shitpost with no ID and Flag, isn't it?

This nigg was just spamming /pol/ about this shit, fuck off.
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>>29856443
SWITCH TACTICS

CONSULT THE PROTOCOLS
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>>29855850
>shitting all over a great content creator because you can't understand the subtle and nuanced nature of his work

I'd tell you to fuck off, but sadly I think you'll fit right in the pleb-infested neo-/soc/ that is modern /r9k/
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Who is this cringelord and why are his suits so big?
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>>29857395
Ireland... is... is that you?
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>>29854990
>he believe advertisements reflect how things actually are
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Am I the only one who feels bad when people say mean stuff about John? I know he browses /r9k/ and it must be really hurtful for him.
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>>29857613
He does? I wish he posted here with a trip, he would be the only tripfag I could bear and didn't despise.
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>>29857613
He doesn't deserve all the shit people give him, but I think he generally realizes that the people who hate him are just normies or idiots who don't like things they don't understand
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>>29857613
Why should I feel bad for some normie shitter who is a bigot and a shitty dresser? Not only that, but a closet pedo and has a scat fetish.
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red-pilling is just brainwashing for edgy teenagers who are too much of a pussy to handle the real world. fuck off.
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>>29854526
being redpilled is just codeword for neo-nazi propaganda. please fuck off.
>le holocaust didn't happen, hitler dindu nuffin
>jews are evil and superior to us, kill them. hitler should've killed moar jews
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He should review himself eating a bullet.
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>>29855063
>"Look at me mom!"
>"I'm le classy gentleman!"

He's just missing the fedora, but he looks reddit-tier. It's like he's going out of his way to look 40 when he's 20, if he looked more his age then girls his age might find him more attractive.

I wouldn't date a 20 year old girl that went out of her way to look 35 or some shit.

Also what do you guys think of Reviewbrah's hairstyle? I was thinking of trying to wear my hair like that, you know? Like pull it back and to the side. I actually like the way his hair looks.

>>29855126
Like I just said, I don't think his hair looks that bad. Lots of guys use hair gel/hair products to style their hair or comb it back.
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>>29858132
>He's just missing the fedora
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>>29856259
It had to be his mother, if what people are saying if true then he doesn't have a driver's license. Also people say his mother drives him everywhere, it's just sad that he doesn't have a license and his mom is okay with chauffeuring him around. I also can't believe she is okay with him eating fast food like every fucking day, it just seems like his parents gave up on him and don't care if he's a NEET for the rest of his life.

He'll probably be making these videos for years to come until something happens, either he commits suicide or his life changes in some form or fashion.
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>>29854526
>(he still hasn't attained a licence at the age of 22)

But he's constantly in the car, is that not his?
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>>29858206
Wow, he actually wore a fedora in one of his reviews. It seems like he enjoys wearing fedora's but the reason he doesn't is because he knows that people hate them and make fun of people who wear it.

I'm sure he would wear it more but he doesn't want anymore hate, he already knows he probably gets hate for wearing the suits and the fedora is probably over kill. I'm not gonna lie though the fedora with that suit worked pretty nicely, I didn't think it looked bad.
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>>29858309
NYEEWAHHAHHH!!

*burps*
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>>29858369
What was that noise suppose to be?
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>>29858369
Ureeghhhhhh...
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>>29854990
You 50s fags come across like gullible idiots. Ads aren't representative of reality, they always idealize.
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His very first video :')

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyD3nCv_emI
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>>29854760
>demon
>needing moral superiority
He's just being devil's advocate.
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>>29858553
>this is a 17 year old
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>>29858553
Holy fuck, I swear he must have been like eight years old. People say he's 23 right now, so logically he would have had to been older in that video but listen to how he talks, he talks like a fucking baby.

>Hewo evreeone today we're gowing to be dowing a study on energy drwinks.

It's so cute though how he talks, like a fucking six year old. Does he have Benjamin button syndrome? Wasn't he like 11 or 12 in this video? Like what the fuck, how can someone age so poorly and slowly.
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>>29858588
NO FUCKING WAY, IS HE SERIOUSLY 17?!?? HE TALKS LIKE A FUCKING EIGHT YEAR OLD?

JESUS CHRIST REVIEWBRAH! I really just want to ask him in person what was up with this video, why did he look eight and why did he talk like an eight year old. I wonder what his answer would be.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe1CMD_ZmWQ

>at 3:55 he says "I'm nervous, you guys... can't do anything about it...."

what the fuck did he mean by this?
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>>29858647
It's like he had autism, and found the cure
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>>29858722
You know what he meant.

He's acknowledging that he's going to go on a normie killing spree, and there's nothing we can do to stop him
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>>29858745
He's so fucking adorable ;~;
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>>29858794
His mother is always with him

He even posts on 4chan with her
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>>29854950
you're projecting your insecurities, canacuck.
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Does Reviewbrah ever avail himself of alcholic beverages? I'd enjoy watching him review a good IPA.
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>>29855126
Hope that'll do the job for you anon.
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>>29858986
Holy dhit im dying
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>>29858553
how can this be his first review if he said he did orange flavored 5 hour energy before?
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>>29858132
>I wouldn't date a 20 year old girl that went out of her way to look 35 or some shit.
You have shit taste and are probably underage by the sound of your post.
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>should we only red-pill the strong minded?
defiantly only red pill certain people

and stay off 4chan if you can
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>>29858722
It might have been in reference to his tooth, he had a dental issue. I think it was a cavity and it was causing him some pain, maybe he thought drinking the soda would hurt his tooth or he was worried about his tooth.

I'm just thinking he had some anxiety about it or something.

>>29858900
I'm wondering if he does drink alcohol, I don't think he does so he wouldn't really be able to review it since he doesn't know much about it.

>>29859066
I'm 24, I just don't like it when girls try to make themselves look 10 years older then they actually are. If you're into MILFS and shit then that's fine but don't push your fetishes on other people, I like girls who LOOK like they're in their 20's. I like the younger/vibrant appearance and not the MILF appearance.

Also lots of guys don't like a lot of make-up on a girl, it's pretty common. I'm the same way, I don't mind some make-up but if you put a pound of make-up on your face to make yourself look older then it doesn't work for me, you end up looking like a clown whore that's trying to look 35.
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would never guess that reviewbrah was from r9k

jesus christ
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Alright, I think I missed something. Why is everyone saying he is red-pilled and going insane?
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>>29859121
https://youtu.be/i2LVzENlIHk?t=2m32s
laughs at roastie joke
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>>29859148
It's just some canadian autist spamming this shit here and on /pol/.
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>>29858647
A big part of his speaking like that is just his accent, a lot of northeastern accents sound fucking retarded like that. As for why he looked so young, apparently he hit puberty extremely late (and was bullied relentlessly for it)
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>>29859262
How rare is it for men to start puberty at age 18 or some shit? I know men start puberty later than girls but I thought common age for puberty was 13 or 14, maybe even 15. Seems like some rare genetic disorder or some shit where his body didn't start going through the changes until he was 18 so he just resembled a 12 year old until he was 18.

How sad, I feel bad for him man.
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How do we unJUST him?
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leave reviewbrah alone he doesn't deserve this
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>>29858309
He's said before that he doesn't wear a fedora because neckbeards have ruined it
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>>29855063
he's pretty cute desu
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>>29858647
I'm like that too, 22 now but still look like a developing 15 year old.
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>>29859347
I didn't really hit puberty until mid-way through age 16.

It didn't do that much bad to me, but it sure was pretty awkward fabricating sexual experience/desire/etc at ages 14-16 without even really having my balls fucking drop, lol

gave me some nice practice, though, can't complain
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>>29858553
he at least looks a lot better in a suit now than he did back then
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>>29855290

>obsessed with the past for whatever reason

ITS CALLED AUTISM U DOLT
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>>29854701
Fucking faggot go play in traffic
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Why are you guys bullying Reviewbrah he's literally the only decent youtuber that i know of
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>>29858553
he looks underage as fuck holy shit. how?
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>>29854660
Yes, but not the one we deserve. In 4 years he'll be back. He needs to fight him... The almighty.... Big guy...
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>>29854526
What's his channel called again?
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>>29855043
This is exactly what I imagined his dad to look like.
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White wife
Black ass nigger
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Can you niggers imagine how sad his father must be?
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>>29859959
Why? His dad looks like a beta weirdo too.
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>>29859910
TheReportoftheWeek is the name of his original channel
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>>29859910
TheAutismOfTheWeek
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>>29859959
Do you think his father used to do food reviews when he was younger? Maybe Reviewbrah is just following in his footsteps.
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>>29854716
He has said he's 22. Why tell lies on the internet? Teens lie about their age, I have not known someone over drinking age lie about their age to be slightly older.

>>29858847
The boater hat is real panty soaker
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>>29859959
His dad is probably the reason his son thinks wearing a suit everyday is cool.
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>>29859800
It's a combination of normies making fun of him because they think bullying is funny and they can't even begin to relate or understand someone like Reviewbrah, as well as other robots who make fun of him because they think that puts them above him. This is the worst thread I've seen in a long time
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>>29860095
Remember back in 2014 when he was on here and it was total bro tier?
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>>29860054
Could be, maybe he saw his dad as a role model and just liked the look of suits. His dad probably had a job where he had to wear a suit everyday, some people just like the general look of suits. I think it's autistic as fuck to wear one everyday if you don't have a reason to put one on, the people who wear them just because they think it looks "classy" or "nice" are kind of autistic.

That's a stupid reason to put on a suit everyday, the only acceptable reason to wear a suit everyday is if you have a job that requires it or something like that.
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>>29860127
Yeah, his dad wasnt wearing suits everyday in remedial school. I don't know why the bullying didn't make ReviewBrah change his autistic ways
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>>29860054
>implying wearing suits everyday isn't cool
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>>29860127
His father is a math teacher in NJ.

Reviewbrah wears a full suit and everything even on days he doesn't even leave the house. That's not just autistic, that's plain retarded.
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>>29860046
Because there is a pic of him in high school where he looks the same as he does now. Yet, if you go back to his videos from 4 years ago he still looks like a child. It doesn't add up
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>>29860185
B-but he often reminisces about the late 90s as if he lived though it.
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>>29860185
I know how to make it work.

Reviewbrah is actually a female to male tranny and wants anons dick inside her.
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>>29860157
It isn't if you don't have a reason for it. Like I said wearing them to look "cool" or "classy" is a stupid reason, that's usually the reason most neckbeard autistics wear them. Also it gives them a self confidence/self esteem boost, they walk around with this mentality of

>"Oh man I look so CLASSY and SHARP, I bet all the girls are dripping wet. They can't take their eyes of me because I know how to dress compared to all the other douchebags my age, I bet everyone else thinks I'm mature and have a nice job."

See? It's a self confidence/esteem booster if nothing else.

>>29860179
Yeah I'm aware, I think it's stupid to get dressed up everyday if you never even leave the house. I'm a NEET and I stay in my pajamas all day, I'm not going to get dressed up and what not if I'm not even planning to leave the house.

I just think Reviewbrah likes getting dressed up, makes him feel good so that's why he does it even if he never leaves the house. Some people just like to dress up, it's pretty common thing actually. I knew a lot of guys in college that dressed up for no reason, they just enjoyed wearing nice clothes and liked the way they looked. No different than girls getting dressed up to impress guys or something, some guys dress up to impress girls.

It goes both ways.
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>>29860185
I look the same as I did 4 years ago too. My sister looks the same as she did when she was 4, just taller. I know most amerilards gain 100 pounds after they get out of school so maybe you're just surprised that he can maintain his weight
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>>29860217
he's actually M2F tho.
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>>29860236
nawww you fuckking nigger. hes a female to male just look at those scrawny shoulders and arms. He wears oversized suits to make him felt more manly
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>>29860236
/r/ing the pic of him as a trap
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>>29860261
>/r/ing
I've never been to that subreddit.
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>>29860284
https://www.reddit.com/r/Reviewbrah_Uncensored/
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>>29860304
kek'd

originally

muted4ffs
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>>29860234
But the point is he doesn't look like he did 4 years ago, and yet there is a pic of him supposedly in high school (which he left 4 years ago) where he does look the same. Either he graduated less than 4 years ago or he underwent additional education and didn't tell us, though that's doubtful
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>>29860225
i know, lol. I was joking, i'm sure that he doesn't wear suits everyday. It is all a character he plays up for the camera, i'm sure he he has autistic ways, but he exaggerates his mannerism for the videos he makes.
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>>29860361
He literally showed his wardrobe and it was purely suits no joke
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>>29860361
No he does wear suits everyday, he confirmed he did. I don't doubt that one bit.
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>>29860361
I live in the same area as this guy, I've seen him with his mom at the store wearing suits no joke
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>>29854701
Was that a typo or did OP mean that?
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In his newer videos he has the JUST look, like he's about to cry any second.
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>>29860435
I'm pretty sure he cries after every review.
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uhh, he has a history with 4chan? How did i miss that? Could someone please fill me in? I'm really really curious now.
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>>29860503
he was a /fit/ meme for a long time and spread to other boards
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>>29860179
NJ fag here, do you guys know where he teaches? I had a male math teacher in high school that looked like that
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>>29860535
He was a /ck/ meme well before that. In his words /fit/ was a lot nicer to him than /ck/.
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>>29860592
please don't kill him
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>>29860382
>>29860385
>>29860407
well, if he really is autistic, great! better that way, means he doesnt have to act to create amazing content. His shit is funny.
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>>29860629
damn, he lives really close to me

not in the same town or anything, but I'd say at most 20 miles away
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He sure does love radio waves.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=FLeR0n8d3ShTn_yrMhpwyE1Q&v=46KqJSSIsl8
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>>29855126
>originality implied
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>>29860617
/ck/ is full of assholes, normalfags and women. I don't know why people pretend that board is good just because it's slower
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Holy shit, I feel bad for him knowing he's 22 and was 17 in his first reviews. No wonder he's a loner, he looked 7 years too young.
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>>29855126
I hope you're satisfied with how this turned out.
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>>29858553
What do I ask for at the barber shop to get that haircut
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>>29861028
Tell them to put a bowl over your head and cut around it, it's called a bowl cut anon and it's the most beta/ugly hairstyle in the world.

Why anyone would want a bowl cut is beyond me, that shit went out of style in the 1960's or 1950's. I remember seeing the Beatles had that hairstyle, or some shit.
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>>29861028
>"just give me that 8 year old autist kid haircut"
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>>29861028
Just fuck my whole life up nigga
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>>29857788
>normie
>pedo and likes scat
pick one
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>>29860947
9.5/10 mate

good job
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>>29857788
why do you say pedo?
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>>29861442
>why do you say pedo?

He is one
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>>29854950
>America
>nation
It's funny how the definition of the word "nation" means something completely different than what it means in the US.
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>>29861480
Why the hell is bodybuilding misc section fascinated with this guy? He doesn't lift or do anything related to sports. I understand his popularity on r9k though
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>>29861583
There is a daily thread about him on /fit/
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>>29855299
he's the reincarnation of gobbles. There was a Art student who was kicked out in France for painting nationalism and anti refugee art.
>mfw History is repeating
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>>29855425
>tfw no reviewbrah friend
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>>29862502
You can see here he has a small manic episode

https://youtu.be/Zz06BDg-Tzc?t=370
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>>29854897
Here's the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz06BDg-Tzc
Mac n Cheetos from Burger King
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>>29854701
Real talk tho

Deep dish pizza is trash.
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>>29855373
She looks like hatsuu
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>>29862980
she looks really good for her age tbqh.
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>>29855373
wow she is hot
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>>29863163
>ywn shoot your white goo on her pretty face as she's begging you
>"please cum on my face, pretty please, I'll be a good girl"
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>>29855674
His skin is looking a lot clearer here
A few months ago when I was watching every video he put out he was starting to look like shit
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>>29861480
What's the context here? It's a bit weird, but normal people can judge a teenager on how attractive they are without it meaning they want to fugg
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>>29862620
WTF is he ok?
He looks on the verge of tears, and seemed to be praying at one point.
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This guy must be desperate for views because he's been viral shilling all over 4chins the last couple weeks, he's spamming literally every board with his stupid face right now
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>>29863426
He told a fan that he believes god speaks to him through the static of his shortwave radio and he tells him of an upcoming race war, and that he is happy about this.

He's deeply religious
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>>29855373
>>29862980
is that really his mom? really?
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>>29863561
the second one is hatsuu. who I was saying looks like his mom
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>>29863561
Nah, that's his mommy gf.
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>>29861646
doesn't answer the question that why does the body building community obsess over him? on fit and on other body forums
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lol he is crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRQ5jQ-7s_k
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>>29855155
1/10 poem.
Don't quit your day job.
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>>29860699
Did he really post that? His comments aren't up anymore right?
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Why is his bathroom so dirty?
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>>29860127

>the people who wear them just because they think it looks "classy" or "nice" are kind of autistic

The entire fashion industry is autistic?

Suits do look nice, there's really nothing wrong with putting one on for that reason. Though I would agree that wearing one every day is ridiculous, primarily due to the fact that suits themselves are tedious to wash correctly.
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>>29864593
He says he chews on his comb when hes nervous
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>>29863788

He's secretly what they wish they could be but have too much self-awareness to do.

A lot of men obsessed with their own aesthetic tend to be compensating or autistic in their own way. Plus there's just something endearing about Reviewbrah in general, which is why I don't enjoy seeing him get needlessly slated.

I rarely say this but you are basically bullying him for no reason if you are insulting him, he's harmless. It's not even like he's bitter or insults other people for the way his life is, you'd pretty much have to be making an effort to be his enemy if you feel anything more than apathy towards him.
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>>29855194
He's Elliot Rodger
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>>29863460
is there any source on this or is it part of the meme
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>>29864608
hsfffffghbbsffdb
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>>29859959
his father looks just like him but older and grey hair and suit lol
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>>29858369
>>29858469
>>29858986

WHERE THE FUCK ARE HIS TEETH I DON'T LIKE THIS IT UPSETS ME REEEEEEEE
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>>29854701
I thought that was a food review joke
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Bootlickers are mentally ill. Who could have guessed THAT?
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>>29855043
Review Pa?
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Ben Garrison's child
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Post more brah
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I heard that reviewbrah wanted to buy an AR-15 "for the upcoming race war" but his mom wouldn't help him get one. Instead of buying a gun, he had to settle for taping a kitchen knife to a broom. It's "the only thing standing between negros and my homestead" according to him. "It is what it is."
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>>29854526

oh it's this guy again who wants to be a dick to my homie ReviewBrah ... get a life you normie faggot. everyone here loves ReviewBrah
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>>29854888

it's a nutjob samefagging. he makes this thread here frequently.

he doesn't realize ReviewBrah is our nigga
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Tell me about John. Why does he wear the suit?
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>>29866427
My sides.

Please come up with more shit like this about him
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>>29859347

i love reviewbrah. but if i had to guess, he might be suffering from a prolactinoma.

ken baker wrote a book about his called Man Made.
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which vid is his dad in
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>>29866785
It's called "America's Bygone Greatness and Black Slavery Pt. 1" but you won't be able to find it on Youtube anymore, though I'm pretty sure the guy who leaked the images said he found it in a stormfront forum.
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>>29866825
if someone can provide me non-bullshit information I'd be grateful
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>>29866825
>It's gonna be a good harvest. We got a nice crop of slaves this year, know most of em by their first names

What did he mean by this?
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>>29854526
How has he not killed himself yet? Totally serious about this.
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>>29866915
He knows exactly what he meant
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i really hate the fact that reviewbrah is the latest small youtuber that r9k latches onto and fucks with

at least it wont be as bad as with kent
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