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R.I.P Britfeel edition.
Welcome back to another thread.
Hope you all have a shit day because half of you deserve it.
First for patriotism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caP7VY5trw8
Wake up you tranny paki freak
How do I get Pokemon Go in the UK?
>>29825054
if you don't drive don't bother
>>29824757
What should I do today lads, got a bag of benzos and a sack of weed, stay home and get blazed or get a bus to city centre and go for a wander about?
im watching some random faggot on vimeo commentate scooby doo and the witches ghost
ive got no idea why either
Morning chaps. How're you all today?
What's the plan lads?
>>29825167
Of course I can drive, I'm in my 20s and addicted to nostalgia, not a child who this game was presumably designed for
any lads live near stockport/manchester?
>>29825852
Me too. Can't get it on Apple Store though
>>29825525
The answer is always head out. The environment is much more interesting outside.
britefeel? more like SHIT-PEE--l
>>29825823
>Rig the speakers up to my amp
>Wash the car
>Fuck around on the computer while enjoying my new sound set-up.
You?
>>29825852
I'm in my late 20's and I can't drive
wish giving up smoking was easy
Lads I am a bit annoyed.
I just tried to draw 300 quid out of my bank and it wouldn't let me because theres a daily withdrawal limit. So I tried 100 quid instead and it said you have exceeded your daily withdrawal limit. Like no I fucking haven't you wont give me any money.
>>29825883
>>29825852
apparently this works lads
https://twitter.com/PokeMonsterGo/status/751603020455026688
>>29825972
it is, took me a week to go from 20 a day to none.
>>29826026
http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/new-product/game/pokemon-go-release-date-rumours-pokemon-go-trailer-pokemon-go-gameplay-get-pokemon-go-now-status-ban-3625388/
Also for Android
Got me a Nidorina, gonna go to Tesco and see what's around my town.
The autism is palpable, I'm tingling
why isnt there a /britfeel/ discord server or something?
>>29825890
Ive been considering it but the bus will take 40 minutes to get to the city, there isn't fuck all to do there really and then another 40 minutes back
Think I'm just going to stay home and get high af watching a few films instead
Have to start going the gibs centre next week lads
Don't think I can handle it I hope I don't get sanctioned for one slip or some shit
I have an interview next week anyway so idk hopefully won't need to claim gibs for too long
It's my 23rd birthday in 3 days and I've never been alone for it before, what should I do to celebrate?
Probably gonna get a fuckoff big pizza all to myself.
>>29826384
I claimed UC for 9 months and barely did anything. Made up half the jobs I said I applied for and still didn't get sanctioned. It also helps if you are very pleasant with them and don't give them attitude like the usual bennie scum.
>>29826453
oh that's fine im good at being nice to people kek
I'm not planning on claiming for any srs length of time
mornings guys im tired as shit
has anyone seen my mississippi waifu?
>>29826440
Watch anime and play childhood games followed by a cry.
Can't believe I fell asleep and missed movie night
Do you guys like my waifu shes so obscure she doesn't even have a name
>>29826952
It was pretty comfy this week as well, despite the fuck up. No arguments at all.
>>29825861
I live in Oldham lad. But I'm a Trucker so won't be back till later. Been away all week and popping to a tattoo studio when finished.
>>29827167
i'm just asking because i want friends, a pub meet up or something
Just found 2x2mg clonazepam tablets in my lounge
Honestly haven't got a clue how they ended up there, I haven't bought clonazepam in years and I never even sit/sat in the lounge
Very confused, but I took them anyway, looks like the afternoon could be quite enjoyable, I'd like to go outside but there's no sun so it seems pointless
Maybe when the clonazepam kicks in I'll feel different
>>29827060
I've never been before I just wanted to get some xbl gamertags. Ended up falling asleep at nine though.
>>29827198
A fellow britfeel is always welcome as a chum. And a pub is britfeel irl
>>29827217
Kent is your man for xbl, can probably hook you up with a few others as well.
>>29825054
>Smart phone 'games'
Kill yourself
>>29827222
can we get something organised then, itd be interesting at least?
>>29827060
Nigii enjoyed it. Felt good being the top dog in a group.
>>29827461
Not sure what you mean by that but I appreciate you not derailing it these past few weeks.
>>29827552
He hasn't been in ages thats someone pretending to be him.
>>29827461
Don't cause you will bring him back
>>29827397
It was his I was meant to get, I already have cumbria and a few others.
>>29827587
He might be running his night tonight so you could get it there, just watch the thread to see if he confirms he is doing it.
>>29827609
I don't think he wanted to add me anyway.
tfw just want friends
itt: console plebs
>>29827461
Put your trip on, I got told he killed himself
>Not ordering a Pride shirt
Explain yourselves.
>>29825932
Speakers are rigged up.
Why the fuck didn't I do this years ago?
>>29827630
Monica wants you to delete this. Stop posting her past self as some cruel move.
>>29827439
By all means lad. Crack on. But it has to be a Sunday or Monday.
>>29827812
It wasn't meant like that at all lad.
Please post a new picture so I can use that instead
>>29827851
Sorry lad I rused you. Poley's probably grinding his pokemon outside.
>>29828021
I don't get that, surley people with "muh social anxiety" run around outside looking for pokemon.
>>29827676
Nah she just doesn't come here anymore, he spends all his time on /an/. Thats what she told me at movie night anyway
>>29828160
>I don't get that, surley people with "muh social anxiety" run around outside looking for pokemon
It's all ripped black guys here. They kept stopping in the same places I was to stock up on pkeballs
>>29828170
I have real pets so i'm goodjustkiddingireallywantrealpokemon
Might be moving out of my parents house into a one bedroom flat on bennies
what am I in for lads, what should I know?
>>29828160
>surley
surely you fucking idiot, what are you 6?
Fuck of you fucking new fag cunt
>>29828277
People are going to start a rumor that you're a paedo and the local chavs are going to burn you alive in your flat.
>>29828277
>>29828390
It fits:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2478285/Innocent-man-burned-death-vigilante-neighbours-mistook-paedophile.html
>>29828390
>>29828416
oh no
FUCK OFF ROBOT YOU CUNT
>>29828416
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2478285/Innocent-man-burned-death-vigilante-neighbours-mistook-paedophile.html
Everyones saying how evil that was but if it turned out he was a pedo they would praise the killers.
Also is it even illegal for people to take pictures of people in public?
why is britfeel so dead?
>>29828687
Poleaboo usually posts under numerous personalites to keep the thread active. He's lost interest though due to GO and you lot not deserving it.
Just had a massive fight with my parents, ended up having a fit and headbutting the wall.
Every Saturday night for the past 5 years has been 'steak night'. Its been the same steak with no attempt to improve for 5 years. Always overcooked and burnt. My parents are fucking arrogant as fuck. They are typical 'muh bloody meat is bad' retards who think they cook amazing steaks despite the fact that we have to buy new knives every month because the ones we have get broken cutting through the tough steak.
Anyway I went downstairs to get a cup of tea and my dad started acting really arrogantly and saying 'Oh look! Fat boy is here... he must be expecting our tasty steak! It'll be a few hours yet son'. He had a really fucking smug look on his face and frankly something about it just rubbed me the wrong way so I told him 'Actually I hate steak night, the steak is always overcooked and you never give me a chance to cook for myself'.
He got really defensive of his shit steak. He started telling me that he has been to dozens of steak houses including ones in America and that his steak tops the lot. Then he told me that if I want to eat blood that I 'should fuck off back to Transylvania with the other romanian scum you voted to keep in the country' (i voted remain in the referendum). Turned into a shouting argument, I got fed up and headbutted the wall as hard as I could. In pain now. Dad told me I am not having any tea tonight, I'll probably go to Subway.
>>29828777
don't take the bait lads
>>29828777
I just came here to reply to this.
I live in America and unless you are an autistic fuck who is scared to death of getting sick, you get your steaks anywhere from rare to medium. A well done steak is basically ruining a good price of meat. Your dad sounds like a massive faggot who needs to get his head out of his own ass
Haven't been here for a few months
how wild was Brexit britfeel, did I miss out?
Just been on a walk to the city centre to play some of that sweet, sweet pokemon. Had a wander around and came back with about 25 Drowzees. Who knew Edinburgh had so many fucking Drowzees around?
Fucking knackered now though
Picked up fight club 2 and hellboy seed of destruction, fight club 2 is fucking awful, how's hell boy?
>>29828277
how come? dont they give all the flats to immigrant single mothers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9L4q-0Pi4E
Lads whats this type of music called? Is that vaporwave.
I remember someone posted a link to a full similar album on snapchat here a bit back and it was really good but I can't find it cause it was all written in Japanese.
>>29827057
You sound like a hipster twat. Also she has a moustache
>>29829349
got me a squirtle motherfucker
wish I was Chad desu lads
>>29829798
>>29829871
I got two, both from hatching eggs. Nearly got enough candy for a Wartortle, can't wait.
>>29829885
Got mine on a train track the game thinks is a river
>>29829603
Yea that's vaporwave but I think it's better than all other vaporwave albums I've heard, this one has more ambient/electronic influences and sounds a lot more serious than other meme-y vaporwave stuff that's meant to be 'ironically crap'
>>29828970
many days of constant arguing, before and after.
the decision came at like 4-5am. so the few of us here at the time were happy. but by morning when everyone was here, it was back to arguing again. so you didn't miss anything.
>phone is too old and shit to play pokemon go
>tfw no money to buy a new one because neet
On the other hand, it's not like I would ever go outside to play it. I'd just try and cheat by rooting it and faking gps locations.
>>29830055
It's shit anyway. People just giving it a go because it's free, pokemon is huge and muh nostalgia.
Would it be cheeky to phone up Oxford and ask them to open a place for me on their physics teaching training course, and to perphaps kick off someone who doesn't actually have a physics degree?
>>29830075
This.
It's a basic mobile grinding '''''''''game'''''''''. Give it month and people will have forgotten about it.
>>29830103
yeah because that's really going to work isn't it
>>29830115
>It's a basic mobile grinding '''''''''game''''''''
Used to be called Ingress IIRC. Awful gameplay but if you slap something as massive as Pokemon onto it people will give it a weeks go.
>>29830133
They'd be lucky to have me mate in all honesty, there's a shortage of physics teachers and who would you rather have teaching your kids? A guy who is passionate about and educated in physics or some slut with an arts degree who just wanted the 30k bursary?
>>29825054
>>29826053
>>29826026
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36754540/pokemon-go-still-cant-catch-em-all-in-the-uk
Sad times, doesn't look like it'll be released officially here for a while.
Lads how does Pokemon Go work? Do you need 3g or GPS on?
>>29830202
It works by mobile data and uses the google maps map
>>29830153
Yeah, I played ingress way back in the day. Same devs as pokemon go.
The UI for ingress is an eyesore, really doesn't look nice. Least pokemon go looks nicer and has a more streamlined UI. Like you said just like pokemon go, ingress has no real gameplay. Smart of nintendo to pick a dev who already has been doing this for years and milk the normies for cash.
>>29830202
Just google the apk if you're on android.
>>29830214
That's retarded, I don't even have mobile data. I was so excited about trying it out...
It's not even actually free then
>>29830255
>hes not on giffgaff
2gb data, unlimited texts and 500 mins for 12 quid a month.
>>29830255
>That's retarded, I don't even have mobile data.
How the fuck did you think it was going to work? It has to be connected to a server since it's an online game.
>>29830271
I am on giffgaff but I rarely use my phone to talk to people so I just top it up every 6 months or so. 12 pounds a month is a lot of money, I try to live a frugal life
>>29830288
I don't know anon, I'm not very tech savvy.
>>29830336
>12 pounds a month is a lot of money
3 quid a week mate, wouldn't say thats a lot. especially when there are apple fags who pay like 30 quid a month and only get 1gb data. but I can understand why you wouldn't if you never text or use the internet on your phone anyway.
Lads I wear really autistic t shirts.
I bought them when I was 15 3 years ago at 40 quid each and because of that I still wear them now. Only when completely unavoidable , the rest of the time I wear plain shirts from tescos.
Never buy printed t shirts lads
Have an example
This is the least autistic one, the rest are all black and gold
>>29830440
been there done that, onto plain colours now.
CAN NOT WAIT TILL WEDNESDAY UMMMMMM
More dead normies.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-36754332
Kek has truly blessed us.
>>29830753
>More dead normies.
>Kek has truly blessed us.
edge ow
>>29830408
Post pics boyo. Most of my shirts are very plain and boring, I think the majority of my wardrobe is black and grey
>>29830753
If I were a muslim I'd attack at a festival like this.
>>29830996
heres one
>>29830440
this is another one i own
>>29831114
Jesus fuck, just throw them out.
>>29831113
Monica thinks about it every waking minute.
>>29831177
That would be like throwing 300 quid away man.
Jesse pinkman did it
>>29831114
Get yourself some better t-shirts, J-list has a good selection.
>>29831269
>That would be like throwing 300 quid away man.
No it wouldn't. When something gets old, you buy a replacement. Same thing with fashion and clothes.
>>29831114
just get an addidas tracksuit. all your problems will go away.
>>29831177
This.
Or use them as night time only tshits to wear inside. Pajamas basically.
Bought some weed from a Paki last night lads. GBP20 for two grams of some very piney, resinous hydroponic dank. I've got about one gram left so I'll do another smoker-roo today as well lads.
Living the life desu.
HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED LEFTIES
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-government-rejects-eu-referendum-petition-latest-a7128306.html
Just because you didn't get what you want doesn't mean you can undo democracy.
>>29831326
dude blaze it right
>>29831326
DUDE WEED LAMMOOOO
Really starting to resent where I live. It's such a beautiful place but it's really stunted my development, because I never meet people.
The entirety of my teenage years have been throttled because to meet people, go to parties, etc., I have to travel miles. I've never had a truly close friend.
Girls here are all the same. Either middle-class rich kids who want to be famous for playing the guitar or working class lasses who do literally the same things every day of every week.
Been thinking of moving to America. Not sure though. Love at least the romanticised images of it.
>>29831369
>EU Referendum Act received Royal Asssent
It's done lads. We're leaving the EU and there's nothing that can be done about it.
Oi lads - are any of you in Cardiff? Visiting for the weekend and I'd be up for a beer tonight or tomorrow.
>>29831442
Ah yes, America should cure you of all those wannabe stars and working class monotamy.
>>29831326
How do UK robots get this stuff exactly?
I thought you had to be something of a normie to get a steady supply.
>>29831442
>working class lasses who do literally the same things every day of every week.
Isn't that most of us here? Isn't that what you do? Why is that a bad thing?
I guarantee you have a higher chance with those girls then you do with other girls.
>>29831478
These people are everywhere in the West, it's more about who else is there as well as them.
>>29831491
Yes, it is me, but I don't like it, I do it because I have no choice. I try my utmost to introduce variety to my life.
Maybe I have a higher chance, I don't know, I don't really consider any of the two main stereotypes I mentioned my type.
>>29831470
What are you doing down here?
It's all a bit shit here
>>29831491
>not going for 'edgy' posh girls
m8
>>29831560
Looking after a family member's house and cat for them and """looking for jobs""".
I was planning on just playing vidya all day to be honest
>>29831560
Cardiff seems great from the few times I've visited. Better than shitty Bristol at least
>>29831588
>Looking after a family member's house and cat for them and """looking for jobs""".
kek that whole sentence sounds so pathetic.
>>29831489
>How do UK robots get this stuff exactly?
I just know the location in my city where the African/Paki drug dealing gangs hang out. Once you figure out where they are (usually in the most open, social/recreational part of the city) you will spot them loitering in small groups, acknowledge them with a head nod, and state what you want.
>I thought you had to be something of a normie to get a steady supply.
No.
>>29831281
I've only worn each one like a total of 3 times, I disliked them as soon as the arrived when I bought them so they aint exactly old and I don't have the money right now.
>>29831280
10x worse
>>29831292
wear tracksuits a lot
>>29831293
Nah, i'm so ugly it doesn't make a difference. I use wear a hoodie over them.
>>29830657
why?
>>29831489
deep web
>>29831609
Moving to merica won't help unless you have a decent job lined up over there.
>>29831680
post wuz meant for >>29831553
>>29827057
I remember her, she's from Gantz.
Muscle Rider is my husbando.
>>29831692
Yeah, since I don't even have a decent job here it's more of a pipe dream. Will have a degree soon though so maybe they value that, I don't know.
Who /Aberystwyth/ here?
>>29831781
At home for the summer mate
>tfw watching normalfags get bullied by the seagulls
>>29831843
Been here three years now mate, has yet to get old.
Can someone explain what "poz" and "neg" mean?
I'm pretty sure it has something to do with giving AIDS to people.
>>29831942
It's results from a HIV/AIDS tests
HIV Positive = Poz = Has it
HIV Negative = Neg = Doesn't
Some people's fetish is to get AIDS and then pass it on to someone who doesn't, secretly or not
>>29831971
>Some people's fetish is to get AIDS and then pass it on to someone who doesn't, secretly or not
Yeah, pretty fucked up. Even have names like breeders and chasers. Really bizarre.
How does one get out and meet grills lads? Assuming one has no friends or social life to speak of.
>>29832157
It started as a social justice thing. If they could give enough people HIV, medicine complnies would have to develop a cure.
>>29831781
/Caerphilly/ here.
Old people and Geese
Had enough of it to be honest.
>>29831843
Used to have fights with the gullbros when i was at uni in swansea, lad. Clever but bastards, true masters of flight. Never managed to knock one the sky, but they never managed to peck my eyes out or shit on me either.
>>29832162
You need two things before you can try and get a gf. Number one, a job, or be at uni or some shit. No girl wants to date a neet.
Number two, friends. It's hard to meet other people if you have no friends and have no social life.
>>29832157
I think it's fine that they do it. Why should they be cursed with AIDS and other people get to live their life without it?
If I had AIDS I'd want to share the burden desu.
Same with Chads taking all the women.
>>29831971
they need exterminated, in this great nation we have an NHS, we pay the bill of these sick faggots and it is not fair. I think if you actively seek HIV you should be put to death and I'm very against the death penalty. Purposely contracting and spreading HIV is twisted and actively trying to get it is just as twisted, you become a walking bio hazard.
>Be me age 12
>see blood on my fence
>touch it for some reason
>Mum shouts at me and tells me to run inside and wash
>wash my hands clean and still not dead i guess
Had that been the blood of one of those unstable disease bags my life would of been ruined
>>29832224
>touch it for some reason
You lick windows too senpai?
>>29832205
If I had AIDS I'd infect Obama's daughter.
Bet there's be a fucking cure miraculously discovered then
>>29832271
you sound like a mad aids victim
>>29832266
i guess i just didn't think it was blood, I'm not really sure why i did it
>>29832224
>Had that been the blood of one of those unstable disease bags my life would of been ruined
No, only if you had a cut yourself. You don't get aids from touching someone with aids blood. You need to have a cut yourself so it seeps into your system. Even then the transmission rates for that is low. Highest is anal fucking. So hope you didn't plan to take it up the ass from the guys blood you were touching.
>>29832224
unless you had an open wound where you touched it or put it in your eyes you were in no danger
>>29832299
>>29832319
B-But muh movies!!!
>>29832299
>>29832319
it can get in through micro tears in skin so there was still the possibility
>>29832299
>>29832319
>>29832336
He probably thinks santa is real.
>>29832362
> These fluids must come in contact with a mucous membrane or damaged tissue or be directly injected into the bloodstream (from a needle or syringe) for transmission to occur. Mucous membranes are found inside the rectum, vagina, penis, and mouth.
>>29832224
>I think if you actively seek HIV you should be put to death
it's mostly just a fantasy anon, they just talk about it and jerk off
Playing XCOM2 on Veteran Ironman while drinking PLJ lemon juice.
5/10 weekend.
Wish me luck lads.
>>29824757
Anyone else /Oxfordshire/ here?
>>29829603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkLPgAO36Kk
Something similar for ya
>>29832176
that sounds perfect lad, enjoy it.
>>29832657
Thank you lad, i've heard hke before actually.
Is anything gonna happen tonight?
I'm so fucking bored, any movie nights or anything? I need something to distract me
>>29832632
>XCOM2
How is it? I'm waiting for a year or two to pass so all the bugs are fixed and the we get some expansions or whatever.
>>29832737
Not that I know of lad, just wallow in your misery like the rest of us.
What kind of films do you like? I'll give you a rec
>>29832737
>I need something to distract me
Watch summer games done quick. Bunch of autists speed running games for charity. Join the thread in /v/ for the extra banter. Decent way to pass the night.
Daily Mail readers are all heart
>>29832648
/East Oxford/ here lad. Where you from?
Started taking my lexapro again today.
>feeling like shit
>>29832896
I'm from North Korea lad
>>29832819
They're right
Last time we intervened it spawned ISIS
>>29832929
Same lad.
I miss the Dear Leader.
just go the sweetest clip on halo 5 lads
killtrocity in arena
holy shit
>>29832968
Post webm if you can famicom.
>>29829603
Check out OPN too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HRVoOAkPPE
>>29832801
Don't really like films, just go for the conversation really.
>>29832806
Might do actually
>>29832968
Thats not that good lad, nearly caught up to your rank now. Well, not really.
>>29833072
thanks, i'll give it a listen.
Any West Yorkshire fags here?
Thinking about going on the beer in Halifax, I've heard even robots can get laid there as it's full of slags.
Can anyone confirm?
>>29833108
>Can anyone confirm?
Where do you think you are?
And i'm opposite you
>>29833108
>I've heard even robots can get laid there as it's full of slags.
>>29833108
>Halifax """""women""""""
Not even once lad
If there's interest, I could stream Batman vs Superman tonight
>>29832968
Just saw it, was good.
I hate when you are about to get a good kill streak and they spawn really far away.
>>29832896
Live near Witney if you know it Family, fucking love Oxfordshire tbqh, comfy as anything
>>29833182
Its honestly a lot better when you just let us all spam random youtube videos
>>29833176
What species are they?
>>29833202
Yeah man that's where DavCam is from isn't it?
Agreed mate it's a great part of the country.
>>29833209
Yeah? Maybe I'll do that then, start around 9pm once I've had a shower.
>>29833176
The one on the left isn't that bad, and the second from right is a "last girl on the dancefloor" I'd fuck when pissed
Trash the rest, fucking get your shit together Halifax
>>29833182
I vote someone other than pakiboo hosts.
>>29833225
yeah He lives about 10 mins away from me, it's a nice combo between posh and middle class, No slavs, I like going hiking around the countryside here, used to live East London which had nothing on this.
Is it weird that I find Theresa May kind of fit?
>best friend has a little sister
>known her since she was 7
>was really sweet, would play xbox with us and play with my hair because its really long
>been about a year since i saw her, shes 13 now
>out walking my dog, see her with a group of friends
>shes turned into a complete chav after 1 year of high school
feels bad
>>29833306
No anon. She never had kids so her body is perfect
>>29833310
School absolutely ruins kids. My three cousins were nice, friendly kids and all three turned to shit when they went to the local school.
Mummy must be pleased that her best boy turned out so well.
>>29833310
You have to fuck her now its the only way
>>29833316
Her body isn't perfect, she's a slut.
>>29833352
>State school absolutely ruins kids
FT4U
Any /Birmingham/ lads here?
>>29833310
>she's turned into a chav
>not getting her to suck you off for a bottle of Diamond White
Fucking get on it lad before she's groomed by some paki
>>29833391
>groomed
Is this newspeak for 'raped'?
>>29833376
are you looking to score some weed lad?
Tfw 4chan and meme magic destroyed a country for decades to come
>>29833306
>that lippy
>necklace subtly hinting at her breasts
>powerful woman
>wants pakis out
It'd be weirder if you didn't
>>29833235
Alright nice one. I'm gonna have a nap and set an alarm for 9
>>29833412
>wants pakis out
Guess again. She says that sharia law is good for Britain.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/26/may-hails-benefits-of-sharia-as-inquiry-set-up-into-misuse-of-is/
>>29833410
Nothing to do with meme magick this time unfortunately, just retarded chavscum working class and clueless boomers worrying about immigrants when they live in the middle of nowhere
Lads when you go to get your car washed by the Poles at the car wash place are you supposed to stay in your car or wait outside of it?
My car is filthy but I can't navigate the minefield of human interaction that involves getting it cleaned
/int/ janny is bullying me again
>>29833842
Politicans will say fucking anything for votes lad
>>29834586
>She's just saying that to work the crowd! She totally believes MY views
t.every guilable mong
>tfw dominos and staropramen
today is a good day
Lincs bot here
Going to the battle prom at Stamford
>tfw I jelqed and now I can't get hard
R-r-reee, lads...
>>29834984
Cabbage picker ducks OUT!
>>29835025
After all the warnings you were given you still fell for the jelq meme?
lads i tried on my suit and i cant get the trousers on
they are a 40" waist
i think its time for a diet
>>29835025
Mate, my friend cut off his dick when he was PCP and couldn't get it reattached. And did you know there are kids in Africa who have their dicks cut off because burning them is supposed to cure AIDS? Stop whining about your petty "problems".
>>29835025
Oh, lad...
>>29833310
It gets worse when they get to uni. My sister used to be so sweet but holy shit the transformation she went at year one of uni. Typical slut stacy now.
>>29834416
I used to go with my dad to get the car washed as a kid and we would sit inside.
Might be fucking this in a few days. Worth 150 quid for an hour?
>>29835305
is this from sgdq?
>>29835283
Well, at least you had a cute imouto once. My sister has always been a vile, lying, cheating, bipolar cunt.
lads i saw a black person for the first time today travelling from glasgow to Liverpool
He was the bus driver in liverpool and he kept fucking huffing and acting like a cunt because it took me a minute to get my wallet out.
>>29835365
>not having your money/ticket ready
Do you not have public transport in Glasgow? Is this why you are acting indignant after committing such a serious social faux pas?
>>29835392
>serious social faux pas
>>29835324
I don't know what an imouto is but we were close, she was my best friend growing up. But now we are really far apart as she's such a different person.
Probably doesn't help that she went onto be successful and I fucked my studies up and am a full time neet.
>>29834416
Give them a fiver tip and watch the vermin scumper around like the maggots they are. Always gives Poleaboo a powertrip doing this.
At the battle proms
>>29835466
looks comfy laddu
>>29835465
Do you wish you could watch Monika do it?
>>29835509
Keep prodding me, see if you regret it in the long run.
Any of you lads still play pokemon? Not that shitty mobile ''''''''game''''''''.
Seeing the gdq run reminded me of the games and I haven't played them in years. Which one should I play? Black/White, B2/W2 or X/Y? I'll have to emulate them as fuck buying a DS or 3DS or whatever the fuck it is now.
>>29835569
i still play silver on my gameboy
its the only one i enjoy
>>29835569
I remember playing emerald I think a couple years ago on a nostalgia trip.
I'd like to do it again. How do emulators work and do you have any links?
>>29835305
I'd charge them a bit more if I were you
>>29835596
>How do emulators work and do you have any links?
Google it. GBA emulator is pretty much perfect. I tried a 3DS emulator like 3 years ago and it was a little buggy but this a long time. It's probably much better now.
>>29835569
I'd personally recomend X/Y the most but I have no idea about the emulator scene and doubt there's a good one for the 3DS. B/W are a fine choice too, much better than Diamond and Pearl.
And good job not falling for the cancer that is GO.
>>29835596
Emerald has the best post-game out of the series, can't believe they messed it up in the remakes.
http://pastebin.com/cqZHNmcw
Reminder lads, streaming "anything goes" youtube videos here in about half an hour.
Come for the "entertainment", stay for the "banter".
9pm to whenever the fuck we all get tired.
Just found out my gf has done two porn videos with Killergram, as well as a few amateur videos on xvideos with her ex-boyfriend (all of this before we met). I haven't spoken to her about it. Should I keep going out with her? I really love her and I was actually planning to propose, but now I'm not feeling 100%...
>>29832819
Dailymail readers are so based man, you'd think they would be cretins but the banter and most of their opinions being far right is awesome.
>>29835741
What's her name lad? Just going to have a wank to her.
>>29835712
ummmm
password sweetie? x
>>29833412
>wants pakis out
Source? Was rooting for Leadsom as she is getting us out as soon as she is PM and not giving free movement.
>>29835690
Yeah, after some looking around, the 3DS emulator still isn't playable. Massive slowdowns on X/Y so going to have to pass on it.
Should I play B/W 1 or 2?
>>29835305
trap? Has to be right?
Also did Poley get fucked by that dom yet?
>>29835620
Kek. Well played, friend.
>>29835776
It's literally in the link you sperg
>>29835815
His arc has now changed to playing pokemon go all day.
>>29835569
Black and White are dog shit m8, the pokemon are all shit and it is very boring. Theres a 99 Icecream pokemon that evolves into two scoops kek.
X/Y were really good. Have had fun with all of them apart from black and white. Want to get the new Saphire and ruby ones, are they good?
>>29835806
You should stick with the first. The second changes the layout and continues the story in a way so it's not just a Crystal-like game and actually worth a play down the line if you really enjoyed the first.
>>29835827
Fuck sake really wanted the Dom storyline to play out it would have been fucking hilarious.
>>29835815
Poleaboo has been binge eating, playing smartphone games and calling us all 'cumskins'.
>>29835866
He was taking too long with it. Days of posting boring messages. People lost interest.
>>29835294
>I used to go with my dad to get the car washed as a kid and we would sit inside.
But what if you accidentally make eye contact with them while they are cleaning and you are inside?
>>29835933
>>But what if you accidentally make eye contact with them while they are cleaning and you are inside?
put some shades on
>>29835933
That will happen. You're not going to put your head down are you. That's even weirder.
>>29835849
I'm not a big fan of B/W either but they are a lot of peoples favourite. If he wants to check out the newer ones it's better to go B/W than D/P.
Lads just putting in an online shop. Can someone recommend the best tea England has to offer? Nothing too expensive but not too cheap either, need some quality stuff
>>29835971
Yeah, I asked /v/ and they all said X/Y were terrible and I should play B/W. But I always take what /v/ says with a grain of salt. A lot of them pirate like I do so there's a chance they are saying that because X/Y still isn't properly playable on emulators.
Anyway, downloading white 1 now, will see how it goes.
