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greentext your last twenty four hours?
>fell asleep
>woke up at 8am
>fell asleep again
>woke up at 12am
>fell asleep again
>woke up at 1pm
>fell asleep again
>woke up at 3am
>fell asleep again
>woke up at 4am
>lie in bed for a little while
>grabbed a pizza
>play piano
>lie in bed with laptop
>suddenly can't sleep
I wish I could atleast sleep normally
>>29800837
do you have narcolepsy?
>>29800699
>on the internet in this bed until I fell asleep at 8am
>woke up at 3pm and watched anime
>wife made me curry 4 hours ago
>fell asleep drunk up until now (10pmish)
posting itt
I've done nothing bruh
>>29800699
>Wake up at 9 AM.
> Groggily do laundry, eat food, make coffee.
> Spend ten minutes making coffee, as I have to filtrate it with rubber bands and filter papers after it's brewed.
> Can't remember what I did next, honestly it's a blank.
> I think just played CoD
> Sometime around noon I get a call from Ex. (First time in a month)
> Talks about how she misses me and shit, but I'm too focused on my game.
> Guess she notices, hangs up.
> Realize it's two, do laundry again.
> Back to CoD.
> Suddenly it's six.
> Mac N' Cheese.
> Back to CoD.
> It's about nine.
> Rage quit after losing .02 of my ratio.
> Shit-post on /pol/.
> Get bored, come on over here.
> And that's my day.
>>29800874
Life is fun like that. What anime were you watching?
>>29800868
I don't think so, no.
There comes a point where I'm unable to fall asleep anymore so I seriously doubt it.
>hear argument/fighting in the other room
>headphones on and watch animu until 4am
>sleep until 6am alarm rings
>do meditation and yoga
>eat cereal
>shitpost
>go to work at noon
>come home
>workout
>have a bunch of panic attacks
>take shower
>eat rice
>shitpost
>post ITT
>hypomanic -> depressed swing
That's it.
Because I decided to sleep after staying up for 36 hours and I'm finally tired right now.
>>29800699
Last 24 hours?
>Browsing r9k and drinking
>Night night time
>Wake for wagecuck time
>Get home, commence drinking and browsing r9k
I hope to od one day
>playing nba 2k16
>steal some of roommate's weed when he goes to bed
>smoke it
>play rocket league for a while
>go to sleep
>wake up at 10am
>take a piss then make a pot of coffee
>sit at computer shitposting on 4chan until I drink the whole pot of coffee
>take another piss and a shit before hopping in the shower at 12:30
>sit down and play some more nba 2k16 until my hair dries
>leave my apartment to go check the mail
>come back and read my mail
>got a letter from the unemployment office telling me I have to do a phone interview in a week
>play some more rocket league
>get back on 4chan and here I am
>Play Monopoly with sister until 1AM
>Go to sleep
>Wake up suddenly at 4:30 AM with horrible acid reflex
>Go back to bed
>Wake up at 8
>Go back to bed
>Wake up at noon again and feel ashamed
>Take out trash and begin to give dad haircut outside
>Sister screams at me and forces me to take her to her gyno
>Sit in the waiting room for 3 hours reading Congo by Michael Crichton
>Drive home
>Play Star Wars Battlefront 2 Galactic Conquest for a few hours.
>Go to gas station with mom to get pumpkin seeds and sandwiches
>Play more Star Wars Battlefront and start to browse /r9k/
How pathetic is my life?
>>29801145
Not bad, really. You spend a lot of time with your family, I think it's pretty cool.
> jerk off to girl I will never sleep with a bit after midnight
> go to sleep
> wake up
> go on computer for a while
> do a slight gym work out
> eat some take out
> jerk off again
> watch netflix
> go back on computer
>sleep for bed panic attacks
>snort ambien
>wake up at 6 am for work
>still withdrawing from Xanax so I take .1
>take my newly prescribed lexapro which makes me feel worse only in day 4
> go to work
>triggered autism
> lexapro fucking up focus and can't listen in convos just don't pay attentions cause anxiety
> get to work at 7 btw
> leave at 330 wanted to leave at 3
> go home jerk of
> can't tell if orgasm is different or lexapro meme
> sleep
>lift weights
>eat and r9k
>Fell asleep
>Went to work
>Went home
>Browsed web
>>29800699
>Get out of bed earlier than usual (11:30)
>Crank up my new speakers I snagged for $20
>Grooving while doing some cleaning and folding clothes
>Finally time for work (1:50)
>Hop in my car and head over about two blocks
>Stock the order that came in today
>Read my paper and banter with the regulars for a good 2 hours before my coworker arrives
>Do register work and talk with coworker, eat some lunch (5:00ish)
>Coworker leaves and cleans up part of the store (7:00)
>Banter with regulars that are in before close
>Close the store (9:00)
>Come home and make myself some coffee and cup ramen
>Just chilling atm
>go to sleep at 5
>wake up at 10
>parents are on vacation so house is empty
>eat a donut for breakfast
>shitpost until about 4
>water mom's plants so she won't yell at me
>apply for two more jobs I won't get
>go to the gym
>get food and come home
>pee and it hurts
>have a skin infection from jerking off too much
>soak my dick in hydrogen peroxide
>here now
>>29801457
Your life sounds god-tier
>>29800699
>wake up at 9am
>eat bowl of shredded wheat and shower
>text this chinky girl I've made out with a few times and see of she wants to smoke tonight and hang out
>go to work
>supposed to be trained to work in a new area today (I work at my university's parking department)
>person training me doesn't show up
>get sent to do shift on my own
>super quiet, no issues
>boss comes to check up on me a few times
>clock out, go back to my apartment
>on my way decide to wash my car
>go to one of those do-it-yourself car washes.
>only pay $3 for 4 minutes because I'm cheap as fuck
>hastily wash car
>dad wants to go to dinner when he gets off work
>go to applebee's because my dad has a gift card and mediocre taste in food
>me and dad talk about cars for an hour and eat
>get text back from girl
>she's "been really busy recently"
>drive to weed dispensary
>want to be an 1/8th of shake
>budtender tells me that the shake isn't part of the happy hour special
>ask for a gram (only going to roll one joint)
>says she'll hook me up
>get back to my place
>open weed bag
>she gave me an 1/8th for the price of a gram
>waiting on my former roommate to text me back because we are going to smoke tonight
god, I feel like such a normie.
>>29801503
Work is God-tier for a retailcuck position
Other than that it's not so great.
And I have no idea who fucking edited that image but I unfucked the goddamn colors. I just noticed that.
>wake up
>pick up laptop
12 hours later
>go to sleep
>>29800699
>wake up
>lie there for about 30 minutes to an hour
>actually get up
>shower/brush teeth
>internet until dinner
>dinner
>more fucking internet
>now
>troubleshooting why I keep getting bluescreen
>reverted and also changed drivers
>play HL2
>still happens
>try another driver
>play Autismcraft
>happens again "driver amdkdmap has stopped and successfully recovered".
>try ANOTHER driver
use botnet Chrome
>BSOD'ed again
>decided fuck it and replaced that card with my 512 MB HD5450
>no problems at all
>eat food because I've been messing with this for more than half a day now and I'm hungry
>few hours later, the race war happening started 20 minutes from my house
It's been one frustrating day.
>waking up. 7.15 al
>take bus to university
>doing my math test. Probably a fail
>bus to home (around 13.30)
>turned on PC
>lies on how the test went to parents during food time
>feel like shit decide to sleep to avoid thoughts
>sleep from 3 pm to 7pm
>wake up once again
>internet and some overwatch for the evening
>food time
>internet
>someone posts a thread about tomboyish gals mentioning a manga
>read that till 5.30 am
>feeling a little bad while I write this post.
>wake up
>shower
>go to bank
>buy pizza
>watch france wreck germany
>read
>go on interwebs
>going to sleep soon
>wake up
>dota
>gym
>chipotle
>jank to traps
>dota
>4chan
>bedtime in 30
>go to bed
>wake up around 10
>watch Right This Minute
>start to walk to Starbucks but change my mind
>smoke a bunch of cigarettes over the course of hours while not doing much of anything
>play Starcraft 2
>eat dinner
>walk to Starbucks (2 miles)
>play Halo: Reach
>go on 4chan
>
>Wake up at 8am
>Stare at the ceiling for an hour
>Steal mummies weed while she's working
>Spark up a blunt and turn on anime at about 10am
>Sit in a daze for 2 hours before leaving for work
>Work at shitty Dairy Queen in the mall
>Just me and the assistant manager all day
>She's a passive aggressive stacey cunt
>Busy as shit all day, none of the fucking customers feel like speaking English
>Have to take orders in spanish and chinese all day despite living in midwestern America
>Every single fucking day with the beaners, chinks, and cripples
>Get home
>Smoke more weed
>Half ass some video games for 10 minutes
>Turn on music and browse /r9k/ out of boredom
>Need to be in bed soon for a morning shift tomorrow
I swear to god I feel myself degrading more and more every single day.
>No more hobbies
>No more interests
>No more drive
>Fat
>Stupid
>Tfw no gf
>>29800699
>wake up
>browse the internet
>nap
>wake up
>browse the internet
>>29800699
>wake up at 6 am
>leave for summer classes at 6:30
>class from 8-10, sub doesn't know what he's doing, read my book for 2 hours
>fuck around for an hour
>class from 10:45-1
>talk to some christians for an hour
>leave, get home by 2:40
>eat some garbage
>play boggle with mother
>take 4 hour nap
>wake up, shower
>friend picks me up and takes me to another friend's house, we hang out for an hour, haven't seen either of them in awhile
>friend drops me home
>eat some chicken, get on r9k
my day was okay. i'm just thankful that i get to go to sleep, finally
>wake up
>skip everything and just go to work
>work
>work
>work
>work
>work
>lunch at home
>work
>work
>work
>work
>work
>come home
>get yelled at for shit literally everyone else but me does
>get yelled at for having "unhealthy" online interactions (r9k and trolling kik nazis)
>retreat into my room and phone
>aaaahhhh, 4chin
>get yelled at for "sitting on my ass/phone/bed all day"
>woman I beat the sun to work
>time to go back to work
>work
>work
>work
>work
>come home exhausted late
>go to sleep
>wake up to getting yelled at for not cleaning my room
>ignore and come to r9k
Am I a wageslave cuck, /r9k/?
>>29802376
worse, you're an r9k slave
go forth into the world, save yourself
>>29800699
>had an interview for an outsourcing business firm day prior
>Had gotten in to the open day
>Had to come back 9am next day to see if I was compatible
>Basically testing me
>Wake up at 6am. Exhausted from distance I walked and rode day before
>Drink coffee
>Travel 13 miles on a bus
>Travel sick
>Hits me hard for some reason
>Hasn't been a problem for a long time
>Cope until I arrive
>Wait outside building for an hour
>Sit in a room with a bunch of other people
>Get started, and paired up with a girl, along with the manager who's judging me
>Get ready to go back 13 miles just to do the event we would observe
>Get on bus
>Suddenly have to take notes
>Travel sickness comes back
>Even worse
>Can barely function
>They notice, I look like I'm about to pass out
>Hold it together
>Get to bus station
>Get immediately laid off because they think my travel sickness will disrupt me
>Wasted tons of money and time
>Only day to ever be travel sick in years
>>29800699
>06:00am Woke up to talk to my bf on skype before he goes off to work
>09:30am Went out shopping for clothes, checkout lady wouldn't stop trying to make smalltalk with me
>12:00pm Back home now, admiring my new comfy fat guy jeans with the stretchy waist
>01:00pm Have lunch time call with bf, makes me feel better
>02:00pm Getting worried about having to go to the jobcentre in an hour, get a call saying I don't have to go this week
>05:30pm Talk to bf on the phone as he makes his way home
>07:00pm Spend the evening watching a movie with bf, he gets a call 10 minutes in and disappears for an hour, I get butthurt but he apologises a lot and I forgive him
>11:00pm Go to bed
>>29800699
>midnight yesterday at the Indianapolis airport after flight gets delayed four hours
>flew back home to nyc finally, but the plain ride was rough since I get bad migraines
>drive home
>sleep until 11
>wake up and go to an eye doctors appt. to get new frames
>get some food and ate it in my car
>got hair cut and watched the France game
>went home and chilled
>
still fucked up from the flight why can't I be normal
>>29800699
>work
>meeting
>break
>work
>lunch break
>work
>drive home from work
>gf's going to be late, prepare dinner
>gf coming home
>watch some show, eat dinner
>gf wants to spend evening together
>remind her that I already made plans to hang out with my best buddy
>shower together
>prepare to meet best buddy
>suddenly she gets upset about me being not there because shitty day apparently
>minor drama
>go anyway
>hang out with best buddy
>go to bed
>wake up
>gf still slightly upset
>get ready for work
>drive to work
>work
That's it.
>wake up at 700
>make honeynut cheerios and coffee
>shower
>drive to emt class and arrive at 800
>sit through four hours of lecture
>get back to apartment at 1200
>make a grilled cheese with ham and Greek yogurt
>masturbate to lesbian porn on /gif/
>now 1300
>nap until 1345
>record dream in journal to improve recall
>leave for job as home health aide for disabled
>listen to pimsleur German on the 45 minute commute
>arrive at 1500
>wipe ass holes, cook, clean, and watch Southpark for 8 hours
>walk through random neighborhood catching pokemon
>get in car at 0000 for comfy night drive back
>close to you by the Carpenters comes on ipod
>remember how painfully lonely I am and half cry like a pussy half sing until I get back at 0045
>go for a night run
>drunk normies make fun of me and I try to ignore them
>get back at 115
>read for a bit
>pass out at 135
Red flag to consider me admittance the same time
Be me
In the village middle of two mountains
There was a storm and lol roof of my house is fucking rekt
Get here yesterday
Try to fix the roof
Halfway done
In the evening it starts raining really hard
Welp here goes everything
Go to bed , shitpost about an hour
Jack of to /s/ thread about midgets and one of my Facebook friends tits
Today wake up at 8 am
Still raining
Get up
Start a fire
Make myself coffee
Currently sitting here shitposting while being comfy as fuck and waiting rain to stop
>12:00AM
lurking r9k while listening to slint
>1:00AM
lurking r9k while listening to the for carnation
>2:00AM
nightwalk while listening to julee cruise
>3:00AM
lurking r9k while listening to escape the day
>4:00AM
lurking r9k while listening to smog
>5:00AM
lurking r9k while listening to red house painters
>6:00AM
getting ready to go to sleep
>7:00AM
sleeping
>8:00AM
sleeping
>9:00AM
sleeping
>10:00AM
sleeping
>11:00AM
sleeping
>12:00PM
sleeping
>1:00PM
lurking r9k while listening to nils frahm
>2:00PM
lurking r9k while listening to pram
>3:00PM
lurking r9k while listening to pram
>4:00PM
lurking r9k while listening to pram
>5:00PM
watched minecraft alpha videos for nostalgia
>6:00PM
lurking r9k while listening to pram
>7:00PM
read the manga tuxedo gin while listening to pram
>8:00PM
lurking r9k while listening to pram
>9:00PM
took a shower while listening to pram
>10:00PM
lurking /mu/ while listening to john fahey
>11:00PM
lurking r9k while listening to escape the day
>12:00AM
lurking r9k while listening to rome
...i didn't realize i spent so much time on r9k
well fuck
>sleep from 1am to 8:30 am
>9am to 10:30, run errands
>help wife fold laundry until 11:45
>work at 12:30
>lunch at 4:15, expired grocery store sushi. Hope I don't get sick.
>out at 9, pick up dad's mail for him while he's in rehab.
>home at 9:45 drink some beer and eat dinner.
>daughter comes to tell me about her day
>lol that's cute but you should be in bed, kiss her goodnight
>lurk 4chan for a bit
>get younger daughter's bottles and stuff prepped for daycare tomorrow
>now 12:28 am and headed to bed.
Life's pretty good
>wake up around 11am
>plebbit/here until noon
>a quick lunch and pringles later
>witcher 3
>exercise so i can justify using my incense
>check my posts in /aco/ Immediately close the tab when my self-imposed nemisis has posted (you)'s calling me out on my bitching
>hide until the shame passed
>come here
>woke up
>drive at 9
>get to work at 10
>work till 6
>get off
>get home 7
>read and write till 9
>shitpost from 9 - 1
sleep/repeat
>>29805316
Doesn't sound too bad, anon. What does your work involve or what is your major?
>woke up
>debated whether to text this one girl tomorrow on her birthday
>bullshitted with my best bro for awhile
>stayed on my computer
>went outside to see some niggers playing football and being belligerently drunk
>just got back from a 1am run to wegmans to get shit
All in all a pretty boring day. Also if you like Pepsi, the 1893 sodas are awesome. Exactly like normal Pepsi, but without the shitty mouth feel of corn syrup.
>>29805400
>>debated whether to text this one girl tomorrow on her birthday
Will you?
>driving through city with bros conquering pokemon go bases for yellow team
>mfw we drive by a blue base that is under attack
>mfw we see the base turn yellow by more yellowbros
>mfw we watch as people stop by our strongest bases only to give up and walk away defeated
>mfw no face
>>29805389
Grocery clerk at a regional store, pays the bills but I'm trying to find something better. Can't make a career out of it. I'm going to be applying with the plumber's union when they start classes again, end goal is my own business.
>>29805422
lel dude I was expecting someone to mention something about wegmans not that.
Anyway, the chick is my best friends sister and she already dropped the "older brother" line on me cause we grew up together, but I'll text her some shit. Prolly a bad idea but I'm super into her. My bro keeps flip flopping between telling me it'll never happen and saying I've got a legit chance cause she kinda likes me so I dunno.
>>29805434
Does Pokemon GO have anything besides basic battling and getting pokemon? Filling the Pokedex is nice, but the biggest appeal to the actual games to me was building a team of pokemon you like and then turning them into a 6 man wrecking crew.
>>29801145
Is your sister hot?
Fuck the Fucking word filter shit
>woke up at 6pm
>went to a sauna
>played some Siege
>played some DS3
>went out for a smoke
>fapped
>ate some food and played DS3
>went out for a smoke again and listened to some music
>7am and I went out to buy some food and pepsi max
>Had another smoke and wondered if I should sleep
>shitpost instead
>its now 11am
>desperately get reaction text from tinder girl since no contact
>drink beer
>play vidya
Fml
>Woke up 7.30
>Have breakfast proien shake for them gainz
>Go to work
>Work work etc
>Go gym after work
>Have post protein shake and for some reason get a double cheeseburger from mc d
>Meet friend for drinks and watch the Germany France match (this explains the cheeseburger )
>Go home and meet wife and get food
I'm not really a normie I sweae
>wake up rollover 10am
>back to sleep
>repeat twice
>get out if bed about 5 pm
>drink coffee. Eat warmed up garlic knots
>help gf get groceries in
>snuggle with dog on my lap, pet him for a half hour
>watch tv a bit
>shower and dress
>go with gf to diner for dinner, talk, have good time
>home, watch tv, play game and read
>watch Netflix, read r9k
>brush teeth. Go to bed
>reading r9k now at 330am
>10:22 am at the moment
>yesterday finished with my driving lesson at that time
>wasn't concentrating on my driving since I slept like shit the night before
>got home and went back to bed around 11
>continued binge watching Billions
>ate fried zucchinis for lunch
>was thinking about going to the beach but decided to continue watching billions the whole afternoon
>had pasta with mushroom sauce for dinner
>shower, masturbate and sleep around midnight
>wake up at 7:38, drive at 8
>did ok-ish, almost ran over a person on the crosswalk
>went back to bed, where I am currently
>have one episode left of Billions, I'm about to watch it
>I will masturbate now
>>29800699
>10:30pm wake up hung over
>3am go running
>5am bored waiting for gun store to open
>brush teeth
>trim nails
>I don't feel like shaving
>start watching youtube videos of girls pole dancing to music fall asleep
>10am cant find parking spot at gunstore go to liquor store instead
>pick up some burgers
>shit post
>start on some of the landscaping stuff i wanted to get to
>3 minutes later, fuck this im getting a chainsaw
>drink more beer try not to think of the multiple jobs i applied for and got passed up like most times
>nobody to talk to, why would we want to talk anyway?
>shit post about music
>might as well clean the gutters on the house
>change clothes pull latter out of house
>starts drizzling
>put stuff away
>fall asleep
>wake up read news
>fucking stores going to probably be crowded tomorrow damnit, every time im going to go buy one another shooting happens that night. dont want to go if its crowded, dont need a lot of ears and eyes observing my business. stuff i want might already be sold out or prices raised
>>29802376
Nah man, you just have a shit home life. I don't know what job you have, but the fact that you get yelled at contributes to the fact that you don't like your job. The less stressful your days are, the more you will like your job.
>Woke up midday thursday
>Went out and got a haircut at comfy barbershop
>Stopped by the bottlo to grab a case of beer
>Drove home, played a game of LoL
>Went to party
>Smoked a couple cones
>Drank a few beers
>Ate some snacks
>Talked shit with the lads
>Went to sleep
>Woke up midday friday
>Hit up maccas with the lads
>Went to the local driving range, hit some balls with sticks
>Go to the local Kmart and grab some cheap clothing as well as a new box of tricks for my smoking shit
>Go home
>Play some LoL with the guys from work
>Browse /g/, /mu/ and /r9k/ until dinner.
A little more than 24 hours but w/e, I've had a good couple days.
>>29806362
When you say cone are you talking about bowl packs or joints?
If it's bowl packs, you and your friends might have brain problems.
>>29806411
A cone as in a cone-piece, so yeah, I guess it'd be bowl packs.
Why do I have brain problems?
>>29806422
IDK maybe it's different in Ausland, but over here if you're smoking bowls at a party your shit is gonna get jipped hard. Motherfuckers don't corner, take way too big hits and can't even clear the bong, jamming shit in so the bowl gets clogged etc. Plus girls are guaranteed to go full fucking retard every time when you break out the glass.
It's always blunts or joints at parties for me cause even the dumbest motherfuckers can understand it's puff puff pass.
>8am go to bed
>9am sleep
>10am sleep
>11am sleep
>12am sleep
>1pm sleep
>2pm sleep
>3pm sleep
>4pm sleep
>5pm sleep
>6pm wake up realize that I'm not in a magical world where I cool powers with loli rouges as my companions
>7pm play overwatch
>8pm play overwatch
>9pm play overwatch
>10pm play overwatch
>11pm watch anime
>12am watch anime
>1am play overwatch
>2am come to r9k and find this thread
>>29800699
21 yo friendless kv here, currently on summer break and doing absolutely nothing.
>woke up at 2:30pm
>showered to get rid of the smell of ball sweat, cum, and to not have greasy hair
>left for the gym at 3:45 with my cousin
>got home at around 5 and then browsed 4chan until dinner was ready to be picked up at 6
>got back with food at around 6:30 and then ate and watched an episode of one piece until 7
>played LoL until around 10:00
>then I watched 15 episodes of one piece until I got in bed at 5am with about an 90 minutes of time spent I spent either making food, browsing 4chan or having diarrhea from the food I ate before
And by the way I'm not a weeb and don't like anime, I only like one piece because I saw a few episodes when I was a kid and thought it was cool then never saw it again so I have nostalgia for it and have always wanted to watch it. Generally I fucking hate anime.
>>29806516
>hates anime
>watches One Piece
Yeah that nostalgia will wear off after about 300 episodes of filler bullshit and you realize there's still another 400+ episodes.
>>29806550
I caught up with the series today actually, I skipped all of the filler and flashback episodes/arcs.
>>29806516
grats on not being a weeb and hating anime
>>29806455
i guess aussies are just fucking retarded
>>29800699
>5am watching youtube conspiracy videos
>6am same
>7am sleep
>8am sleep
>9am sleep
>10am sleep
>11am sleep
>12pm sleep
>1pm sleep
>2pm sleep
>3pm wake up and realize that i am still sad
>4pm wash moms car
>5pm browse 4chan while watching last week tonight clips
>6pm same
>7pm same plus eat dinner
>8pm still 4chan and LWT clips
>9pm same
>10pm same
>11pm eat a snack and watch a shitty horror movie on netflix
>12am still shitty movie time
>1am shitty movie and 4chan as movie gets almost unwatchable
>2am realize dallas thing is happening and browse pol
>3am back to LWT, starting drinking
>4am same
>5am same but now with r9k
>>29806455
It wasn't a big party, there was only like 10 people there, so it's pretty easy dealing with glass, plus we had a 2 billies going at once, the girls that were there were either sober or bong veterans, so they weren't acting like total retards.
In Ausland people (or at least the people in my area) are pretty clued up about smoking and aren't total retards when it comes to clearing cones and passing.
>>29806605
bb pls
>woke up at 8.30 am
>have some eggs for breakfast, shave and shower
>uni at 11 till 4, mixed stuff
>stay at uni to continue work on a project till 6 pm since uni is comfy
>make Carbonara for dinner since I saw a recipe I liked for that earlier
>full and tired, fall asleep around 9 pm
Normally I'd still play some vidya in the evening but somehow I just wanted to sleep
>>29806613
>conspiracy videos
>last week tonight
>>>/reddit/
>>29806676
>stop liking what i don't like
it's ok to laugh at jon oliver and conspiracy videos are better escapisms right now than my typical vidya or reading
>>29800699
so it's about 5:30 am here, let's go back 24 hours
>sleep until about noon
>wake up with my fiancee to the sound of our roommates retarded rat dog barking and howling
>jump up and pop open door really quickly and scare the shit out of it
>get a bowl of rice chex and put on makeup and brush my hair
>fiancee in bed starting up PoE
>get dressed and fiancee finds an exalted orb wew
>head to social security office cause my ss number won't verify and can't get financial aid without it
>turns out my gender markers are all fucked up between ID, SS office and Birth Certificate after a name and gender change
>call the school and they tell me to go into irs office and ask for the tax forms I needed verified in person
>says good luck and that it might be difficult
>also ps you aren't going to have enough to cover school this semester even with loans
>says to get a private loan
>credit is a total fuckup, parents credit is even worse so no cosigner
>off to the grocery store for lunch
>no wings left at the wing bar
>pick up some udon, chicken, italian sausage and a taco kit
>go home and fiancee cooks some chicken thigh with white rice
>sit on the bed and eat it while we finish up Ghost in The Shell 2nd Gig
>more path, do some dailies and some r9k browsing
>edit fiancee's solo jerk off video and upload it to twitter
>send out notifications that we're gonna cam soon
>wash up a bit, brush hair again
>set up chaturbate and start camming for about an hour
>decent show but late and no usuals so we make about $60
>shower up and browse r9k and such again
>more PoE for my fiancee
>go eat the last chicken thigh and start cooking ziti and wagon wheels with the sausage
>watch a kriken hitman video and eat the pasta
>back to poe for my fiancee
>open up my laptop and r9k
>reinstall mischief and wacom drivers
>start doodlin away at our bio pic for chaturbate
>post in a thread about itchy tranny nips
>post in this thread
long but i had to get all this shit outta my mind
>>29806362
so fucking aussie m8
>>29806771
>Smoke cones
>HoN/Overwatch/Rocket League
>go to sleep
>wake up at 11AM
>smoke cones
>HoN/Overwatch/Rocket League
>Make dinner and pack it up for later
>get ready for work
>currently at work reading, shitposting and serving customers
>>29800699
What's that blue and white thing on Wojak's desk?
>>29800699
>go to sleep about 4:30am
>wake up 12:30pm
>get ready. go to work at 2pm
>work at hotel managing beverage
>everything is going smooth
>boss still goes in to panic freak out mode before events start
>idothiseveryday.jpg
>everything goes fine even though managers are full panic
>go to liquor lock up
>have a drink
>tell myself they'll stop micromanaging someday
>theywont.mp4
why do i have to be a wagecuck...
>>29801277
fuck lexapro dude.
>wake up
>do nothing for a while
>go back to sleep
>wake back up
>shower off, browse the internet
>go to work
>leave work
>walk home
>do nothing for a while
>go to bed
>can't sleep
>check the internet
>blank face came out
>pull a fucking muscle in my leg listening to the THat Part remix
and that's where I'm at currently
>wake up at ~1-2 pm
>combat-ready at 3 pm
>browse /g/ and /r9k/ until 5-6-ish pm
>install freeware
>funpost
>attack homework at 6:30 pm
>take a break to eat and shower from 9-10 pm
>continue homework
>midnight breather
>complete majority of homework by 3:20 am
>take break (atm) and funpost until I need to finish assignment
>wakemeupinside.png
>Wake up at 2 in the morning
>go to lab from 2:30-12:30
>come home
>get drunk and play day of defeat for a few hours
>go to bed
>10 pm, asleep
>6am wake up, go to work
>Work cleaning for 2 hours
>Leave work
>Buy bag of poppy seeds
>Get high nod on couch
>Play dark souls
>Mate and his gf arrive with more drugs
>Get high, watch big lez
>Cook roast chicken
>Eat roast chicken, watch Wayne Anderson
>More drugs
>Mate and Mrs leave
>Do dishes
>Nod on couch
>10 30 pm post in this thread
Pretty fun day desu senpai
>>29801145
Why do you read such shitty books and play such shitty games
>>29806411
ayo where you from? i got three homes lmao, 2611, 2000 and 2582
>bongs are the superior weed smoking device
>>29806765
>are you being cucked online?
>>29806362
which postcode boiiii
>>29807239
2257 my friendio
Oregon
>>29804682
Where do you live? Its beautiful. Living in the mountains and forest with an internet connection is my dream man
>>29804682
> roof btfo by storm
WEW LAD
>>29806999
Its a pack of durries and a lighter mate
>>29807207
>>29807217
I got high-functioning as well, but I can actually *function*
Protip: you need to find a way to vent all your neuroticism in a constructive manner. Moreover, don't expect anyone (especially normies) to give you any help or genuinely give a damn about your issues.
In dealing with people, you actually need to talk and voice what is bothering you. If some jerk is blasting music then talk to him directly. If that does not work, to an authority figure. If you're confused, just find shit out yourself or get an adult, man.
>wake up at noon
>rub peroxide on my toe
>limp up to the liquor store, stop at the corner store on my way home and pick up some chips to go with my alcohol
>get home, take a shower and get changed
>jerk off to lolicon
>crack open scotch and play Broforce
>they added Tank Girl, Bruce Lee, and Dirty Harry
>fuck yeah Dirty Harry
>jerk off to lolicon again
>make dinner
>rub peroxide on my toe again
>get a call from some woman who tells me she's pregnant
>scream at her that she's a whore and I'm not supporting her nigger child
>probably a wrong number lol
>fall asleep at about 11pm
>wake up at 3am
>rub peroxide on my toe
>limp back to PC and hit up /r9k/
Probably going back to bed in a couple hours.
>wake up
>take medicine
>wash face
>wear clothing
>go to work
>work as fucking slave
>go home
>go back to work
>slavingtodeath.jpg
>go back home
>watch football game
>watch some animu
>watch series
>go to bed
I'm living the dream
>wake up late because sleep sched is fucked
>bug wagecuck to come pick me up for wafflehouse after work
>am happy chatting and eating with him
>get home
>alone again
>no longer happy
>>29807224
Naww me and my fiancee camwhore
>wake up at 10 am
>go back to sleep
>wake up at 12
>fap
>fap
>startup gta online
>kicked for being idle too long bc fapping
>fell asleep at 8am yesterday
>woke up at 8pm
>laid in bed for several hours on phone
>it's 10pm now
>dad comes into room, "Anon are you alive? It's 10pm!"
>pressures me into getting up to eat
>too nervous to get food in front of my own dad
>continue to lay in bed until he is asleep
>tfw piss cup is full
>finally force myself to get up and piss
>eat some cold leftovers and make myself a mango smoothie
>play vidya for several hours
>tried joining csgo comp game, did terrible
>teammates yelling at me for not using mic
>I can't even communicate with strangers in game
>feelsbadman
>it's now 7am
>listening to music in the dark
>probably will watch some anime for a few hours until I get bored
>>29801779
i know that feel bro...
just did a maths test myself and i am not confident
>>29807663
Sounds like you've lost control of your life f.am
>wake up
>4chan all day (posting and lurking like always)
>work out
>4chan all day afterwards
>fap to some interracial
>put bunch of videos and fap
>nut to interracial orgy video with like 6 girls in the video all taking a ton of BBC
>horny while typing this
>want to fap again
>know I am addicted
>feel awful after faps
>need to do more with life
>mfw this guys face when >>29800837
I wouldn't be surprised that if I finally got gf or laid then I would finally get over porn for good.
>>29800699
>woke up at 10 am yesterday
>spent 7 hours failing to end life
>gave up around the time parents usually come home
>played some vidya until late and went to bed
>woke up at 10 am
>ate and did vidya
>taking a few hours long bath
>will repeat until successfulno I won't go into any form of detail, and no, I don't care at all
>wake up
>make a nice hearty breakfast, ham, sausage, the lot
>shower, eat, go to work
>head to LAN cafe for lunch
>back to work
>go to gym on way home
>play some vidya
>go out to restaurant or club with gf
>take her home, have a few beers
>webcam with one of her skype daddies and have sex
>sleep
repeat
OP said last 24 hours, not your usual god damn schedule
>>29807810
I did post my last 24 hours quite literally I did so anon.
>>29807810
What if that day they happened to be the same?
>>29807833
>>29807828
Got my (you)s so it doesn't matter
>woke up
>ate a pot noodle
>browsed r9k
>ate another pot noodle
>went to sleep
>>29807740
Putting the cart before the horse anon, if you stop saying yourself with porn you might have the energy to get a gf
>get up
>smoke a cigarette
>turn on pc
>shitpost and listen to music
>vidya
>smoke more cigarettes
>more vidya
>more shitposting
>more vidya
>more cigarettes
>shitpost more and here we are.
>wake up at 1am after going to bed at 6pm
>read more Berserk
>beat off
>play CSGO
>mom wake up, so i grab a book and pretend I was reading the whole time instead of playing video games
>get bored at about 5am and decide to borrow the family car to go take some pictures with my camera
>mosquitoes everywhere
>stumble across a group of deer and take a few pics
>get sausage breakfast burrito at taco bell
>eat it in car
>wander around walmart for an hour
>dont buy anything. Just needed something to do
>come back with the car at 8:30
>mom leaves
>home alone so I can now play vidya without judgment
>post on 4chan and find this thread
>>29801527
>budtender
Never heard that one before, but I'm definitely stealing it for later use
>>29801020
Fuggin worst. How long were you hypo?
>>29808325
Can't because I have many other issues going for me. So I kind of use porn to cope.
