i envy people with slim bodies even if they are nothing but bone.
fellow robots can anyone help me become a skelly?
>>29798835
>fellow robots can anyone help me become a skelly?
stop eating
>>29798850
it ain't as easy as people think
>>29798867
I know i was being facetious
>>29798835
I got down to 112 when I was using meth every day after about 18 months. I would seriously recommend it for weight loss
>>29798835
Kick your caffine addiction which im sure you will have. avoid sugar unless in fruit (that doesnt mean live off of them fatty)
Drink water, water and nothing but water and go running.
simple if you take in more calories than what you burn you will take on weight
>>29798835
I think it has something to do with gut flora. I know it works the other way, that Bitch who got a fecal transplant from a hamplanet and turned into a hamplanet and sued the hospital.
I am skelly as all fuck, I'll sell you a bag of my shit if you like.
>>29798835
cocaine, lots and lots of cocaine.
>>29799142
Ill second this. my friend was fat as fuck and now all he does is drugs and hes super skinny
I often wonder about the feasibility of giving yourself salmonella and almost dying. I know people who have lost over 30 pounds from getting salmonella.
Just leave a raw chicken breast on the kitchen counter overnight, force yourself to eat it without cooking it and post results.
>>29798909
hm yeah that's it, I'll become a tweaker! Thanks!
>>29799098
>fecal transplant
>>29799229
hahaha Ive just googled it, so many landwhales are doing DIY fecal transplants from their skinny friends!
For real though, stop eating
I was a fat shit (120kg) up until 17, lost about 30kg just by counting kilojoules
Don't be a faggot, just stop eating as much
Get MyFitnessPal or something else and set it at 8,000kj then progress down to about 6,200kj
Body fat percentage is almost all input and output, eat less than you're burning and you'll be a skelly in no time
You won't regret it OP
Oh btw loose skin is fucking intense shit
I am a skelly because I'm broke and do lots of drugs. I go days without eating anything and I don't ever really feel hungry. But that also means I get to binge on anything I like every now and then. I don't think I could ever be fat. It seems like you'd have to be stuffing food inside your belly all 16 waking hours of every day. I've tried to gain some weight a few times, but I always hit a ceiling at around 135 lbs for some reason.
>>29799702
Im skelly as all fuck, I genuinely cannot comprehend ever getting close to 8700kJ in a day. I pump sustogen to try to get closer but it doesn't seem to work. If I only eat when hungry my daily intake is usually 0-2000kJ
get depressed and refuse to eat anything.
but the best answer would be to work out and maintain your calorie intake.
all of this is in /fit/
>>29799799
what the fuck how do you eat less than 500 calories a day
if I eat more than like 1500 calories in a day I feel legit sick. I think I had up to 2k a while back and it felt like my stomach was going to burst and I couldnt do anything other than lie down.
for me, the concept of becoming overweight is completely alien.
>>29799860
Poor, heartbroken, alcoholic, reclusive and housebound.
>>29799860
And caffeine and nicotine are appetite suppressants too.
>>29799034
What exactly is wrong with caffeine? Ignore caffeinated sugary drinks like Starbucks whipped cream abortions and energy drinks and shit
>>29798835
Me too, but I've accepted my idiotic decision to not give up eating whatever I feel like, at least this way I can enjoy the most basic necessity.
>be skelly
>everyone looks down on you because they subconsciously associate thinness with weakness
>>29800061
literally the worst feel.
At least fat people have the illusion of being strong. Nobody respects a skelly. Nobody.
>>29800017
>most basic necessity
Eating is a choice. Try not eating until you fall asleep
Everything changed the day I learned how long humans can live without food
A long time
>>29798835
If this isn't b8, how much do you weigh and how tall are you? I can give you advice based on that
>>29799457
But it does it work though. If im gonna be injecting another dudes shit into my asshole i dont want to be doing that for nothing.
>>29800107
Then why do Africans dye of starvation?
>>29800192
I thought they usually put the shit in a special capsule that can survive the stomach acid long enough to make it to the intestine and swallowed it?
>>29800220
nigga you dumbb?
OP if you are still here try intermittent fasting
I have lost 45 lbs so far making no other lifestyle changes
basically 2 days per week eat only 600 calories (mostly veg, no carbs)
the other 5 days you can eat whatever you want
BUT all 7 days you can only eat during the same 8hr window (eg 10am-6pm or 12pm-8pm)
>>29799920
Same here. I've got no clue how fatties are able to jam so much food in their mouths every day. They must just never stop eating. You've really got to try pretty hard to become overweight. Staying skinny is the easiest thing in the world.
>>29800453
And likewise staying fat is the easiest thing in the world for fat people. It's almost as if different behavior breeds different habits
>>29800482
No, because to stay overweight you have to be shoving handfuls and handfuls of food in your pie hole all the time. Being skinny is the default state, because all you have to do is not force-feed all this garbage into yourself until your stomach's about to burst. A typical meal for a fatty is enough to last a whole day.
>>29799034
>>29800000
blease resbond
I am serious caffeine addict
Smoke meth to lose the weight and eat healthier while working out to get the right shape.
>>29800552
Wrong. if you accustom yourself to eating a great deal it will be easier to eat MORE than it would be to eat less
>>29798835
Only you can, but I doubt you'll ever do it since you're a fat, lazy shit.
>>29800601
Wrong. It's easier to do nothing than to do something.
>>29800649
Not when you're accustomed to something rather than nothing
why am i unable to accept that i am no longer fat
>>29800718
your identity is still tied to being a fat guy or something
>>29800739
how do i change that
>>29798835
i. know. that. feel.
always pictured the best version of myself as being thin, as i got older i just added a little muscle to that image
Simple changes until they are a habit. Start with changing your drinks to water only. Once you're used to that, start making dietary changes. It's a long process, it takes time to do it right.
>>29800887
hmm. if you stay thin long enough it might take care of itself, but you could try doing things thin people do or maybe look at yourself in the mirror more and like self-affirm yourself going something like "I am thin now. I am not fat" every morning
>>29800931
>try doing things thin people
that's really vague
>look in mirror for self reaffirmation
i do this some times but i just end up laughing at myself because i feel like i'm bullshitting myself. i guess only time will tell, though since i am still steadily losing weight. i've even been eating less this month so we'll see.
>>29801040
if you're laughing, maybe put up a picture of how fat you used to be on the mirror. that should help keep you serious
>>29800568
Caffeine tweeter here. I'm seconding this request.
I once stopped taking caff and slept for three days
>>29801079
can't, never take pictures of myself. i guess i'm just going to have to wait this one out. thanks for the advice, though.
>>29801160
*tweeker
>>29801186
no prob. worst case scenario you just gotta think thin like winnie the pooh when he was stuck in rabbits door
>>29800392
>you can eat whatever you want
Good banter mate.
>tfw skelly
>tfw lanket freak
>>29798835
Go to fit you fat dumb nigger inb4 i bet that's your real car
>>29800568
Fellow caffeine addict here. I think it's just the sugary shit like starbucks and energy drinks. Drinking coffee actually has a lot of health benefits (or so I heard).
>>29798835
Get yourself some sort of hyperthyroid disease.
>>29801447
yeah but 5+ cups a day probably doesn't
consuming a lot of caffeine makes me ill and food subsides my sickness.
>>29798835
>6'3" naturally sit at 14% bf without giving two shits about my diet
>Not too skinny, but definitely skinny fat if I don't lift
>All I want to do is gain weight
>I've been unable to bulk for a year now
>Obese people absolutely blown my mind because it amazes me that people are able to unconsciously eat that much food in a day
>I can't gain a pound even if I force myself, only way is counting calories
Cutting is easy af though idk why fatties bitch about it
>skinny/toned body
>fat ass, big cheeks face
LMAO WHY LIVE
It's hard for me to eat enough. Honestly don't think I could be fat if I tried
