>stay up to 5am studying japanese (I want to understand mom/son JAV to make sure it's actually incest porn)
>get hungry and decide to go get some mcdonalds breakfast from the 24/7 allday breakfast one down the road
>inside are a glarge group of intimidating aboriginies people
>when I go in they tell me to come over
>make me sit next to one of their girls
>the girl feels me up and rubs my thigh
>eat my meal with these nice aboriginies
>the girl gives me a handy jay in a bathroom stall on a dare
>end up having sex with her raw and cumming on her ass
>this is entirely 100% true even though it sounds too bizzare to be true
>I lost my virginity to a drunk aboriginie girl on a dare after going for breakfast at mcdonalds at 5am
>tfw life is full of surprises and there's hope for all of us
It gets better lads. Best day of my life.
>>29790902
>aboriginal girl
Did she look like a gorilla or was she mixed?
>>29791042
She looked really black so I don't know if she was mixed but she wasn't ugly. If she was wide she'd probably be a 8/10.
Was she ugly?
Did she have nice nails?
Did her cunny stink?
How old was she (roughly, at least)?
Was she retarded? I've never met an abo.
Did she give you an STD?
>>29790902
Bestiality doesn't count.
>>29791096
Why is that guy spreading a horse's pussy
>>29791137
Because horses have hooves, they can't spread their pussy.
>>29791137
To demonstrate its similarity to nigger pussy.
>>29791137
why aren't you spreading one?
>>29790902
Well there you go.
Did you get an STD?
>>29791199
My family's horse is male
>>29791078
>Was she ugly?
either
>Did she have nice nails?
gay
>Did her cunny stink?
straight
>How old was she (roughly, at least)?
either
>Was she retarded? I've never met an abo.
straight
>Did she give you an STD?
gay
conclusion: bi
>>29790902
Any /lit/fags know of modern authors who describe modern life in the same theme that would write Op's story
>>29791201
It only just happened a couple hours ago. I don't feel sick or anything yet though. She looked clean.
>fucking some rando in a mcdonalds raw
enjoy your STD you goddamn moron
I enjoyed this post, thank you OP, shine on you batshit insane Aussie motherfucker.
![f272f3a817dd1594f14629318ebe9b7f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2GdDGwp.jpg "f272f3a817dd1594f14629318ebe9b7f[1].jpg")
>OP literally fucked this
>>29791322
He said she was an 8/10 if she was white, I'll take his word on it.
>>29790902
>aboriginal
I'm sorry OP but you have an STD
>>29791237
For you, anon.
>>>/lit/8252545
>>29790902
>stay up to 5am studying japanese (I want to understand mom/son JAV to make sure it's actually incest porn)
Already a five star post right there. This shit is why I still love this fucking board.
>>29791439
Haha ikr? Fuckin' 4Chan man, fuckin' 4chan... xD
Prob not gonna have sex again but you might as well get tested.
>>29791611
I wager he's got about 14 years before the HIV he just acquired manifests into full-blown AIDS
>>29791697
HIV is pretty rare in vaginal intercourse and I think the abbos hate gays so they probably fuck each other in the ass less.
