>have to go outside to play Pokemon Go
What the FUCK... why...
>>29780528
Who the fuck would play that shit you'll look like an idiot I'm tellin ya!
>>29780528
explain? why do you have to go outside?
>>29780616
To encounter pokemon. Also pokemon types are tied to geographic regions.
Then just play one of the many other pokemon games.
I'm getting a skateboard for this
>>29780674
NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO PLAY POKEMON GO. "GO" YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!!!!!!!!! NOT BLACK AND WHITE NOT RED OR BLUE OR FUCKING YELLOW OR SILVER OR GOLD I WANT FUCKING FUCKING FUCK GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NINTENDO I WILL KILL YOU I HATE YOU
>>29780707
fucking autistic
>>29780707
Why do you want to play go if the main premise is to go outside and explore? HHMMMM????
>>29780718
shut the fuck up normie ass bitch
>>29780718
TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK I AM NOT AUTISTIC YOU ARE AUTISTIC I AM NOT I AM NOT I AM NOOOTTTTTTTTT
>>29780745
It's ok he was just a dumb normal
>>29780739
DON'T PATRONIZE ME NORMIE I WILL BRING YOU DOWN TO THE GROUND
WHY DO YOU COME TO /r9k/ IF YOU'RE A NORMIE????/ HMMMMMM?????
DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD WHEN YOU'RE ON THE RECEIVING END IS IT IS IT IS IT NOW IS IT FEELING GOOD HUH NORMIE HUH NORMIE FEEL MY FIST IN YOUR ASS AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29780528
>Havent left the house in 3 years
pokemon go helped me leave, thank you nintendo. now i just need a job so i can fly to california to get them fire types
Looks like you're gonna have to skip out on Pokemon Go, eh OP?
>>29780774
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FUCKING NORMIE!? HUUH!? I WILL SEVER YOUR CAROTID ARTERIES WITH MY KATANA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! I WILL STAB YOU IN THE FACE WITH MY ENTIRE KNIFE COLLECTION THEN WHEN I"M DONE I'LL TAKE A PISS ALL OVER YOUR DICK! HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME! HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME! HOW DARE YOU EVER FUCKING TALK TO ME!!!
>>29780839
shut up...
>>29780883
don't talk to me like that... my mother just had to calm me down because of you all normies... don't talk me like that so I won't be angry again... do not...
I want to play but I don't have a smartphone because I don't call anyone because I don't have any friends ;_;
>>29780911
dude just calm yourself and play pokemon red or something. just accept that you can't play go, and move on.
>>29780949
no it's fine friend... I am smart... I am intelligent...
I have construed the GPS spoofer...
nothing can stop me from playing Go now... not even Nintendo...
>having a phone
>A MODERN ONE
FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU PRETENDER IDIOT IM SICK POF YOU FAGGOTS COMING HERE TO ROLEPLAY AS ROBOTS FUCK YOU ALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29780970
Well, it was a good autism battle while it lasted, anon.
>>29780996
How else would we download all of our anime mobile games?
>>29780996
I LITERALLY just said do NOT piss me off.
Mommy bought me this phone as a gift because I AM good and NOT autistic and she LOVE LOVE LOVES me NOT YOU HA HA HA MOMMY DOES NOT LOVE YOU DOES SHE NO IPHONE NO ANDROID NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING LITTLE HATED BABY
>>29781000
I am NOT autistic. This is the LAST time anyone call me autistic on here, or else...
>>29781051
Please go be autistic somewhere else.
>>29781051
>LOVE LOVE LOVES me NOT YOU HA HA HA MOMMY DOES NOT LOVE YOU DOES SHE NO IPHONE NO ANDROID NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING LITTLE HATED BABY
>not autistic
ok pal, sure i'll play along
>>29780528
Finally someone who understands my FUCKING pain. Fucking Nintendo. I hate nintendo I never even LIKED POKEMON TO BEGIN WITH FUCK YOU NINTENDO REEEEEEEEEE
>>29780528
How's pokemon GO anyways?
It seems like freemium shit, but when I first heard about it I actually started daydreaming about taking my first road trip for this. Probably won't, but man it'd be nice if I could give up the comforts of my room for a bit.
>THEY SHOULD NAME IT WHAT IT REALLY IS POKEMON GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29781051
Fuck off normie, stop mocking us.
who else playing pokemon go?
>>29781174
FUCK OFF NORMIE THIS GAME WAS NOT MADE FOR YOU
Can't even battle, have to pay money to catch or level. Fuck off Nintendo.
>>29780528
Do you need data to play this game outdoor s? I'm assuming you would
Japanese people always pull this type of shit. They don't want the world to change too much.
Look at how they have arcades still. It's like that, guaranteed this is about obesity.
>>29780528
Just get pictures of Outside off the Internet and point at the screen retard
>>29781298
Isn't that a good thing?
If this is the one thing that'll make fatasses get out and get some exercise, it's fucking genius desu. Based Nintendo/GameFreak.
>>29781394
In doing so they have created what will amount to be little more than a gimmick.
If every Pokemon game was like this it wouldn't be nearly as popular.
>>29780707
I don't know why but these posts always make me laugh
great posts op
>>29780707
kekklez.
>>29781492
Agreed, I'm glad I'm still an immature fuck.
>>29780528
It makes me sad in a way. I feel I really missed the boat off Neverland Island and now an entirely new generation of kids inhabits it. Why did I have to be born in a shitty small town with no college or jobs?
>>29781118
I had to be stuck in my house when I first downloaded it, but it looks as though it's similar to games like Ingress, where you gotta actually go out and find shit.
In the morning I'm gonna drive over to my local golf course where my nearest Pokestop is (whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean). I'm interested in seeing how it all works.
Someone redpill me on Pokemon Go please. What are the chances I can meet qts with this
>>29782815
you can meet other autists and get some autist dick
>>29780707
Is it one anon who makes these posts? Because they're fucking hilarious.
Clever way to make people get tracked willingly
I shouldn't be out right now, but as I'm seeing it this really could be me starting an actual adventure.
I don't want to sleep.
Only thing worrying me is if I'm gonna wake up my mom who's then gonna question me about why I'm doing something like this at 3am
But dammit
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
>>29780528
>servers are down for other countries
Shell out some shekels and burn some incense
>>29780641
>tfw only Deerling, Stantlers and Spearows in my area.
t-thanks gamefreak.
>>29780641
well.. shit. you mean to tell me i have to visit landmarks to get legendaries?
>>29783321
Yes.
Honestly my mom's wanted me to get out of the house more so hey here's one way to do so.
this unironically seems like a good way to get me out of the house and confront my social anxiety
>>29781219
Pokemon is the biggest normie game in existence
does this work on ihpone 4s? downloading it now but seems like it will chew the battery in about 10 minutes
>>29781120
spat out my fucking drink you dirty fucking frogposter
>tfw just caught a Caterpie in my room
His name is Little Man, and he a real nigga.
think of all the autistic neckbeards you'll see in the middle of empty feilds, gazing down at their cell phones.
>>29783545
Update: Caught a weedle. I felt this was only appropriate.
fucking zubats are hard to catch
>not available in canada
WHAT DA FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGgl
this is real nigga shit. fuck you all
>>29784056
it only took me two tries, aren't they just the cutest?
>>29784199
when they're the very first pokemon in your path and they move around and you still dont know how to play the game it takes like 10-15 balls but now i can catch it within 2
just go outside at 2am you autist
>>29784281
that's when the g-g-g-ghost pokemon come out
Doesn't that require a constant internet connection?
If you have internet on your phone, YOU'RE A NORMIE
>>29784434
internet connection and GPS active. drains your battery like a motherfucker. How is it normie to haven net on your phone?
>>29784309
ghost pokemon are just misunderstood
>>29784507
>How is it normie to haven net on your phone?
Have you seen a normie? They're constantly on their phones on facebook or some place else. They even post here, easiest way is to look for their filename while they try to fit in
not even available in Canada, even if it was I would need data
>>29784527
Kek I just don't get why internet connection makes someone a normie. I mean I am a normie there's no mistake but why wouldn't you have net on your phone anyway? it's so convenient.
>>29784573
>Kek I just don't get why internet connection makes someone a normie
Because the internet IS normie now anon, stop living in 2006. Only normies post from phones, I don't know what compels them to. It's clunky and clustered, not amount of apps can fix that.
>Shit requires internet connection at all times
How do you even play this while being in a forest or some shit?
>>29784527
In high school (3 years ago) in my senior year, I was always looking at my phone when not doing anything important so that I wouldn't have to talk to people.
>>29784596
>Guys, what the fuck is "mobile data"?
>>29783982
aww I thought you'd call him weedle man
>>29784800
Dude that's a way better name, fuck.
>>29784812
>>29784800
Alright, I've changed it.
>tfw you have a windows phone
>>29783003
Hi /pol/ , how's your day going ?
I haven't left my house and have caught these so far.
>tfw want to walk and catch more/hit the two pokestops near me/claim the gym
>have rarely ever left the house willingly and my parents would probably think I'm going out to kill myself or do drugs or somethin
>>29784831
>dat boi
normie as fuck
also cringe as fuck. get the fuck out.
>>29785126
you're either lying or using incense.
>>29785195
I used the two incense I got at the start, plus one from the Google Opinion Rewards shit money I forgot I had.
I had 17 from that alone, but transferred all the duplicates.
Japan: 1
Fat Americans: 0
>>29785225
>Google Opinion Rewards
??? what's this?
trying to convince my mom to take me to the towncenter and making up reasons to go there instead of the real reason
>>29785271
It's some google app where they'll send you surveys and you'll get 5c-30c depending on what they send.
>>29780707
>>29780745
>>29780774
10/10, made me laugh bretty hard.
>>29784617
You know everyone can't afford it right ?
I've gone outside just to play this damn thing and I haven't found any pokemon. NINTENDO WHAT THE FUCK WHY I'M SICK OF THIS SHITTY BULBASAUR I EVEN WENT OUTSIDE FOR 2 HOURS
>>29785440
I had this issue too.
You need to go into your developer options and turn off the ability to spoof your GPS location and it'll start working.
Even if you're not spoofing your location, the app will stop you from doing anything if that option is turned on.
>>29785487
really? that's great. I'm on an Apple device though so I'm not sure where the developer option is other than by enabling it through Xcode. should I go ahead and do that? thanks in advance, mate.
>>29780883
*slaps you with glove*
Shut up... kiddo.
I didn't realise this was out. What's the gameplay like?
check my sexy poke trainer waifu
>>29785778
"gameplay", it's garbage. Famlksndjfnf
>Have a pretty unique username I use
>Kept trying different versions of it
>Kept saying it wasn't working
>Thought the app was broken
>Now I'm called SmiggedySmegma
>>29780528
Shit this is brutal. I never expected things like this. It's late, should I go ghost hunting?
>>29785959
So you can only collect and no fight? And is the P2W strong?
>>29780528
A TRUE POKEMON MASTER WILL NOT YIELD IN FRONT OF MEAGER CHALLENGES LIKE GOING OUTSIDE YOU FAGGOT.
A RARE POKEMON IS IN THE GHETTO AREA OF YOUR TOWN? YOU GO IN TO THAT FUCKING GHETTO WITH A KNIFE TO CATCH THAT POKEMON!
>>29786278
rip OP. well done anon reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>29786257
Yes and yes oregano somllaksino
>>29786257
You collect wild Pokemon and fight at gyms, gyms are where you train and fight other Pokemon, you fight the gym if it's owned by a different team than the one you're in, if it's owned by the team you're in then you can train.
>>29786666
Chequed,
Oregano and garlic
>>29785408
Same goes for Internet, not everyone can afford that too
Tfw managed to catch 8 pokemon without leaving the couch, thanks incense
There are few things in this world as great as running around at 4am capturing gyms for the glory of Team Valor.
>>29786257
As of right now, the only battling is for gyms, but the game is surprisingly fun anyway. Looking at some of the things you can buy might give the impression of pay to win, and I could see it being the case, but it's yet to be seen if that will be a real problem.
>>29786097
I have a username I've used for everything for years, and this is literally the second time it's ever been taken by someone else, it's crazy.
this will definitly make my nightwalks more interesting
>>29787711
reviewbrah? original?
>>29787721
im a nightwalker
Haven't left my bed and caught these guys.
>>29780694
Been riding around on mine since yesterday. Journeying to become a pokemon master.
>>29787800
why does it say cp next to them?
>tfw want to go outside and catch pokemon
>live in a terrible area full of crime
>junkies just looking for an excuse to mug you at knife point
>dont want to walk down the wrong street
>just want to find pokemon & be safe
Fuck life. This is why I stay inside to avoid all this shit.
>>29787303
Yes but if you're here you can obviously
>>29784596
From what I've seen so fair if you don't live in a city your sol
>>29784617
>What the fuck is awful reception in the countryside
>>29788098
I'm using mobile data actually, don't have Internet where I live ;-;
>>29780528
>have to have friends to play overwatch
I bought a $60 Facebook game for the PS4.
If anyone would like to add me, my name isIsChrisBlack.
I stopped playing Pokemon when they added online trading.
I used to love the challenge of negotiating with friends and playing spin-off games to fill my Pokedex.
>>29780528
Hey OP, just play CSGO, it's basically the same game.
>>29783321
>have to climb Mt. Everest to get Articuno
>people literally die trying to catch it
>little kids salty as fuck
there is literally 1 pokestop and no gyms within 30 min walking distance of me, looks like i can't play...
>our server are experiencing problems. Please come back later
WTF. I WANA CATCH SOME FUCKING POKEMON REEEEEEeEEEEEE
>>29788290
You got The Division f.am? I'd play that with you, Overwatch is for gay redditors
I got greedy for pokemon and shit and was outside for over 2 hours. Probably the most exercise I've gotten in a while, I'm so tired though, my legs feel like fucking noodles right now.
>tfw pokemon go dosent suppory intel cpus
why live
Why does it ask for access to my contacts? Is it going to alert my mom and my boss when I catch a pokemon?
I have never played a pokemon game in my LIFE and I will not start now.
Checkmate faggots, I play REAL JRPGS for REAL men like Atelier and Neptunia VII
Where can i find a map of pokies to encounter? I won't buy modern phone to play some shitty ice-types, just because i lieve in russia
>>29790666
Show me a map, please/
>>29790666
The further away from main city's, the less content you will find, usually.
>mfw i have to pass by a ghetto to catch one
holy shit this threadThis robot thing is gay, why did anyone think bringing it back was a good idea
>MFW HOMETOWN IS IN THE POKEMON TRAILER
>GRIFFITH PARK
>0:25
https://youtu.be/Qryf2F_QfXg
> CHAD - IF YOU'RE OUT THERE, I'LL BE WAITING BY THE FOUNTAIN <3
WE CAN WALK UP TO THE GRIFFITH PARK OBSERVATORY TOGETHER AND LOOK AT SATURN, NEPTUNE, VENUS, ALL OF THE STARS IN THE GALAXY UNDER THE BLESSING OF GALILEO
c o m e f i n d m e <3
>tfw bonnie & clyde ain't shit compared to ME AND TRAINER CHAD!!!! XDDDD WHERE R UREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29784102
>in canada
>working for me
get on my level. download the apk bro
>>29784309
I was out at 2-4 am, it was like a fucking field of rattatas.
>>29784596
If you living in an area without free wifi everywhere I feel bad for you, son.
http://www.cartelpress.com/teen-playing-pokemon-go-stabbed-mugged-iphone/
>>29783321
>tfw growlithe was in the local ghetto.
>heard gunshots on the way out
>just spent an hour and a half walking around the suburbs staring at my phone like an autist
>couldn't catch any pokemon because they were all on people's property
Dammit.
>>29792457
you want to become a pokemon master but you are too afraid to trespass? you are a disgrace
>>29785778
cool picture
1
>>29792376
welp, growlithe has a cap in his ass
Its barely a fucking game. If this didn't have a pokemon skin no one would fucking touch this trash.
Fucking kill yourselves.
>>29780707
LISTEN here you fat fucking autist, it's called Pokemon go outside, if you don't want to go outside don't play something names go outside in the title.
I found two Pokemon in my room and one outside, might drive around a bit later looking for Pokemon
>>29792936
Just caught a third in my room, guess I'm in a good location
Atlanta, Georgia
>no real battles
>genwunnurs only
>micro transactions out the ass
>actually playing smartphone games
Get a load of this normalfag thread
>>29793003
>no real battles
Shit, really?
>>29785487
I have it open in a virtual box and use an application to externally spoof the location. Neet status preserved.
>servers down
Anyone else going through this?
>>29793012
There's technically Gym battles but I haven't tried any out yet so I can't confirm that
But yeah you can't just meet up with your buddy and duel, a fact that I hope Niantic realizes is a grave fucking mistake and fixes later.
>>29792352
WAS THAT RATTATA WORTH IT NIGGER
>>29792984
I found a Caterpie and Weedle in my room, and walking around I got an Eevee, Spearow, Pidgey, a couple assorted others.
>>29793490
I just got a fourth Pokemon (Pidgey) without having left my room, I see there are some additional Pokemon in my neighbor's yard but not certain if I can get close enough without entering their property.
>>29793534
If I'm not like in their house/backyard I see it as fair game. Driveway, lawn, I can work with that easy.
>>29781104
Same fagging this hard OP
>>29786278
TIME FOR US O TAKE BACK THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29780528
wait
how do you catch pokemon requiring dive?
>i was outside in arizona heat because i had to leave my house for showing
>servers were literally down whole time
>servers back up when its hottest time during the day when I'm at home
>>29793626
I might get in the car later and check out some of these nearby driveways, easy enough to pretend to be turning around in them.
Caught a Goldee in my kitchen though. At this point I've only found a single Pokemon inside my home
>>29793787
My girlfriend says there's a lot of Pokemon on campus in Phoenix anon, best of luck
>>29793792
outside of my home*
>tfw have to go to pet cemetary to catch a cubone
>>29793683
Get a waterproof case and swim trunks.
>servers down
When will this shit be fixed?
REEEE pokemon are only appearing in my neighbor's houses meanwhile there are actual ducks in my back yard
>>29793994
>creek full of wildlife on my property
>doesn't even show up on the map
This game is a good way of getting mugged yourself or have your children kidnapped by some third world niggers. Who thought this was a good idea outside Japan?
>>29794074
>being a safetyfaggot
>>29794121
Yeah I'm a little bitch that's why I don't even leave my house. Hope little kids begin to appear dead and raped.
>tfw servers are down
feelsbadman
i want to catch me some pokeman
>servers down
>Zubat was nearby
I guess you can't go out intentionally to play this game, just use whenever you happen to be out.
>>29780718
norman get out roooooooooooo
not rijrnfurne orignal
fuck this piece of shit game I swear to god
>go outside for the first time in fucking ages
>hot as fuck, nearly 90 degrees outside
>decide to go to the park because items and stuff
>get there and touch item thing
>sit there rubbing my phone like a fucking idiot for 5 minutes
>I'm sorry please try again later
>since I'm out I guess I'll use my incense
>get a rattata immediately but nothing for another 15 minutes
>Phone starts to over heat because you have to leave the screen on or it won't work
>or you can pay 35 fucking dollars for it to work in the background LOL
>find a beedrill and throw like 20 pokeballs at it but it keeps braking out
>finally get one that looks like it's going to catch it
>the game freezes
>just sit there for awhile looking around hoping it will work eventually
>police officer comes up to me and asks me what i'm doing
>someone called the cops because of a suspicous white male alone at the park
>j-just trying to catch pokemon officer
>good thing I just took off my phones lolita styled casing
>later walking back and check phone again
>by now I'm sweaty as fuck and stink even though I used my moms deodorant
>some teenagers ride up next to me and start making fun of my weight
>one of them smacks my phone to the ground and now it has big crack in it because I had to take it's case off to cool it off
>at least I get gbp for going outside
>battery dies because game is a resource hog
>miss mom's call so I don't even get to ask for tendies for din dins.
Things I learned today
>Phone games.
Not even once
>Normie shit
Not even once
>Going out side
Not. Even. Fucking. Once
>>29794367
>this post was inspired by true events
>>29781066
>go be autistic somewhere else
nigga this is autism central, don't encourage him to leave his containment board
so I really gotta go outside for this shit? Like I got the game and theres a landmark kinda near my house, but is it really worth it?
>>29794367
This is the kind of shit that happens to me when I leave the house
>>29794417
It's kind of fun thus far, but I haven't battled yet. I wouldn't go out of my way to play just yet since the servers are shit right now.
>>29794417
Yeah, it's meant to make you feel like an irl Pokemon trainer.
Pic related's my nearest gym, what I've dubbed The Lavender Town gym.
>>29783321
inb4 some kid gets killed because of pokemon go
>>29780707
lel, my man.
>>29794490
MUMMY MUMMY I AM GOING TO BECOME POKEMON MASTER>tfw I actually wanted to be pokemon champion when I was younger. Finally i can complete my dream
>mw abra nearby
time to get to old new balance runners out
>2016
>pokemon isn't doing a game with google maps
>pokemon still hasn't done real pokemon tournaments where you could compete with people around the world
>>29783268
Two of those Pokemon aren't even available yet.
Wasn't the reason Pokemon always came in pairs of two (Blue/Red, Gold/Silver, etc) so that it encouraged players to trade with each other?
>>29787800
How do people catch all these pokemon without moving whatsoever? I just downloaded the app and I'm having to walk around my house to find pokemon, isn't that the point of the app? How are you catching pokemon by just standing in one spot?
Are you using Incense? If you're using Incense than in my opinion that's a really fucking shit lazy way to catch pokemon. It defeats the purpose of the app, they shouldn't have even put incense in the game if faggots are just going to abuse it and not actually walk around to find pokemon.
>>29795221
What do you expect? It's a free game with pay2win micro transactions.
>>29795297
Well I already expected it would be P2W with micro transactions but if people are actually spending money to buy Incense so they don't have to walk around and play the game then that's pathetic. If you actually have the money to waste on this game and you're so lazy that you'd rather spend $10 or $20 on a mobile app game just so you don't have to actually play it then that's not really "playing" the game at all, you're using money to win and quite frankly I consider that a waste of money.
But if people have the money to blow on it then I can't tell them it's a waste, $20 to them might be like a $1.
>go walk to landmark
>starts fucking pouring.
pls kill me
>tfw the app won't work on my phone
YOU DID IT OP
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/4rpbye/robot_finds_huge_error_in_pokemon_go/
>>29780528
phone requirements:
>2 gigs of RAM
>android version 4.4 to 6.0
wow what the fuck why are the requirements so high.
this game really is made for normies.
..i just want to live the dream of catching pokemon in real life..
;_;
>>29796654
I'm on a no contract gookshit NEETphone and I still have those specs, step it up
>>29796654
MMMMMMMM i want to lick your snot anon it looks yummy
I still don't get why they:
>Didn't include 99% of the main-game content
>Only used Gen I even though II is equally popular
And with 99% of the main content I mean the regular gameplay, turn-based fights etc.
Deleting it right now.
>post yfw the rarest of all pokemon types is in Detroit
>>29781541
literally the only people I know playing Pokemon GO are over 22 years old. All my normie friends are grouping up and driving around the fucking city to catch pokemon together.
and I dont even have a cell phone so I cant join them.
>>29780528
>tfw black so can only play pokemon go during the day and only in very public areas.
okay so after 2 hours of roaming around my block and a dense woodsy area, in 90 degree weather. i think i did pretty good, check out my hual.
>>29800334
Can you battlw with these pokemon with other GO users?
Or is it Recaptcha made Pokemon snap
>>29780528
Hey, I saw that post on r/4chan! It got over 5,000 upvotes! A tip of the hat to you, good sir!
>>29800419
im not sure yet, i think there are places you can go to train or battle them
>tfw see some bitch walking on the side of the highway playing this shit at night wearing all black
Pretty sure someone is gonna die from this.
>>29780528
Going outside doesn't have to mean talking to normies, anon. I walk in the woods behind my house all the time and never see anyone. Stoked to catch some pokemans there.
>>29787800
>>29800334
>all these low CP pokemon
Did I get lucky or are you guys just retarded
OP here. Just wanted to thank you all for bringing me the opportunity to share my talent on r/4chan and get 5000 upvotes and 448k views on imgur!
Haha, yes, I'm not actually autistic. I was just pretending, LOL!
Be sure to come by for my stand-up show in NYC! Details will be posted in this thread soon.
Until then, happy pokemoning! Haha!
>>29801558
The cp levels increase with your player level. They just started the game.
>install Pokemon Go
>catch a Bulbasaur
>Professor Willow says I have to walk outside
>how bad can it be?
>walking down the street, some Stacey is also on the street, glued to her phone
>If I ignore her she'll go away
>She's not going away
>Plotting the exact same route through the suburb as I am
>She looks exactly like you'd imagine a Stacey, blonde pony tail, yoga pants.
>Intentionally take different path to her
>she's there again at the next Pokestop
FUCK I CAN'T HANDLE THIS ANYMORE!
>>29780528
>live in inner-city detroit
>there are no pokemon in my area
How do I get more pokeballs? I ran out as I was trying to catch a Paras and I really dont wan't to have to go places irl to actually buy balls.
>>29795122
I need to keep Google maps open on my phone to even use it in Canada so in a way they are doing a game with Google maps
>>29795297
It's not p2w assuming you have at least one pokestop within walking distance of your home. I have 2.
>>29795781
Keep Google maps and turn location to high accuracy. If it works on my budget moto g in Canada before it's even released here it probably works for you.
>>29796654
My mottto g has 1 gig of ram and it still works fine. Try it anyway, anon. Sure the frame rate is shit but the pace is so slow that it makes no difference.
>go to local park
>met a girl who is also pogo
>shoot the shit with her
>share a smoke
Her name was kathy.
>>29801558
Where do you get fire Pokemon?
>>29802400
>poke go created to meet people
I am scared robots. I want to go to gyms/pokespots but i dont want people to see me
>>29802460
I'm the same way, I just go out late and hope I don't get robbed or seen by other players.
>>29802512
help me brobot. want to go together and you can hold me in your arms and protect me from normies?
Nintendo just moved to normieville with this new game
>>29802512
pls helppls pls pls
>be me
>outside tonight at 11pm with pokemon go
>walk to the park for some private pokemon capturing
>see a manlet with his phone illuminating his face in the distance
>see him walk off the path and say "YES"
>stand and look upon the autism
>he looks back at me
>says "there's a lot of pokemon up that path, i found a sp(forgot)y"
>"t-thanks", i reply
>go on
I go back to my apartment and uninstalled that shit.
>>29780528
You're on normiebook now my frienddon't know if this was posted already, too lazy to check
>your device is not supported
Fuck you developers
how to fake my location
>>29782878
Seconded. Met plenty of other autists tonight.
>Samsung 3
>This app is incompatible with all of your devices
>Want to play shitty pokeman phone game
>Dont want to buy a who new phone just to play shitty pokemon phone game
>>29805027
Download the apk and try to install it yourself, worked for me
>Failed to get player information from the server.
How to fix??????
>>29794861
Already happened bloxxxx
Ok lads what level you at and what's your highest rated pokemon?
>level 6
>highest is a kangaskhan at 347cp
Also I only started playing last night
>>29780528
Because that's literally a fitness game. Kinda like Wii Fit, but on smartphones. And with Pokemon.
>>29780528
ahaha i just seen this on reddit this is too funny xD, by the way this is my first time on 4chan hello everybody you guys are really funny xD
>tfw windows phone
Go is so fucking shitty. Battling is literally the only thing in Pokemon with any sort of depth, and its been reduced to just tapping on the screen.
How is anyone pleb enough to do this shit? Not to mention having to play a game to get you to go outside is fucking pathetic in itself.
>>29780528
>root phone
>install spoofed location service
>"go" anywhere you want
>>29808330
If you spoof your location you can get banned. Already happened to me
>>29806643
what is it, goy? why don't you get an android like all the other good goys
Why would you want to play the super normalfag version of pokemon?
>>29780528
Just wait, anon. In around a months time, this would of been reverse engineered to make Pokemon spawn on command.
>>29791906
Are you qt
Original chad
Fite me fagets.
From last night laying in bed and on my way to work
>>29806473
>walking around is doing fitness in america
