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ITT Excuses you made to get out of school
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>Ms. Teacher Im not showing up for Tuesday
>Im going to be sick
>wtf how you know you gonna be sick?
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>>29763252
>"mom my stomach hurts :("
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>>29763252
I'd just tell my mum I'm not going, she'd tell the school I had a migraine or some shit.
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I hid out in sick bay a lot.
The nurse would always say "you look so pail! Go lie down"
>TFW I'm just pail
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>>29763252
my parents would left to work before I had to go to school
so I just stayed home and tell them I was in school
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>>29763604
>pail
It's pale, anon. Perhaps you should've attended class more.

Really though I experienced the same thing.
>"Oh god, you do look terrible. Are you going to throw up?"
No, fat admin chick, I'm just pale and depressed. Thanks for making me feel good about looks though.
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>>29763252
>"my rabbit died, she was eaten by the neighbors' dog and I found her remains on the lawn in the morning"
>mfw it wasn't excepted as a valid excuse

Fucking cunts. Not like I was learning anything important anyway.
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>>29763286
This, I've never called up the school myself as my parents always dealt with it.

Most of the time I just wanted some extra hours in bed.
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