>you think about her for days
>Chad just came on her face
>days
>face
weak
That feeling when no man can fully have a woman all to himself.
He can have her sexually or emotionaly but not both.
>>29759781
Jokes on you, I'm well beyond putting dirty 3D pussy on a pedestal. 2D waifus for life, bitches.
>>29759828
I can have both, but I have to convert to Islam for her. What do?
>She made you wear her clothes as a joke
>Chad's thick cock always makes you choke
Source? Looks like primo wank material m8.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oGWeHPK3NC4
>>29760030
"convert" get some pussy and carry on
though they might come after you if they are hardcore goat fuckers
>you think about her for days
>while chad wanders through a maze
Jokes on you, my "her" is gay
>>29759781
Your .webm just triggered me
I was supposed to be doing nofap July. Well that's not fucking happening now.
I hope you're happy.
>>29759781
Sometimes I think of her, but no she wouldn't want me..Who would? I just know shes getting plowed by someone, or chad put her to sleep.
>>29759781
>She starts dating with me because I didn't care about anything
>I fall in love with her, now I live only for her, I finally care about something
>She breaks with me because "it's not the same"
>She starts dating with a girl
Fucking lesbians
>>29760684
>you acknowledge that you're a "creep"
>chad puts that bitch to sleep
>>29759781
>tfw she chooses a Chad with a kid over you
>tfw she is more comfortable with the idea of raising another woman's child than being with your skelly twink lookin ass
>tfw he'll probably impregnate her too then leave her with a kid like he did his last gf
>ANON YOU'RE SUCH A NICE GUY
>CHAD YOU GOT CUM IN MY EYE!
>YOU BRING HER FLOWERS
>CHAD GIVES HER A CUM SHOWER
>WHERE ARE ALL THE GOOD GUYS AT?
>CHAD DON'T CUM ON MY BACK!
>>29760895
pretty good chad rhyme 1.5/10
>you look like jabba the hutt
>chad is creaming her butt
>>29760971
Sorry its because my ex le a very me for a fucking fem
>>29760684
Don't be a fucking beta, don't accept that. Go get that bitch and convince her she needs to fuck you. And shave that damn neckbeard.
>>29759781
>you're overjoyed when she replies
>she's letting him creampie her eyes
>>29761002
>you look like an estrogen pumped mangina
>chad is creaming her vagina
>>29760918
Shit this is a Chad rhyme thread let me try this again
>just seeing her smile drives me wild
>she's rather be with Chad and his 2 year old child
>she gives me a ride from work to my place
>she dreams about Chad fucking her face
>>29761008
I know, just poking at you. Only Chad has the power to override a lesbian's identity indefinitely
>>29761098
>you tend to her minor cut
>chad creampies her butt
>youre reading DeCartes
>Chad makes her fart
>>29761170
>she treats you like a rat
>chad makes her shed her excess fat
>>29761048
alternate
>she called you weirdo, pervert, scum
>then pried her eyelids for Chad's cum
I dunno if I'm freaking out right now but I think I know the girl in the webM
>>29760059
Holy fuck, that is T H I C C as all fuck. My cock just broke through my pants. F U C K
>>29761223
>you cry to your mum
>she feasts on chads cum
>>29761334
Dude I know her too, you from Scotland?
>>29760918
>>tfw he'll probably impregnate her too then leave her with a kid like he did his last gf
thats when a beta provider cuck like you comes in
>>29760030
Convert then rape her because the Quran says it's ok and pc governments wouldn't want to offend anyone
>i want her so badly
>chads fuck and dumps her, sadly
>>29759781
she has a message for you guys
>>29762018
>take screencap from the video
>run it through Snapchat
Do you think we're that dumb?
>>29762104
>being this triggered by an obvious joke
that's beyond embarrassing, fampai
>>29762018
who is the female cursing at? one of the great mysteries
>>29762138
The eternal Jew
>Her and Chad overdosed on coke
>You laugh and toke
>Chad barebacked her and got a disease
>You are blazed as fuck and feeling pleased
>>29762319
>Her and chad tried to 69
>you downed a shot and felt just fine
>>29759781
Holy shit, that dick looks exactly like mine.
>>29761786
>mfw you're probabky right even though I don't even want my own kids
>mfw even my Chad tier stepdad did this
I guess it's the best case scenario for me anon
It was a rainy night. Chad was driving home from his deadend wageslave job to fuck HER. Suddenly he lost control of his car on the highway. He wiped out, hit a tree and got ejected from the car. It took a few hours and a team of 3 experts to find all his body parts from the wet grass. That was the end for him.
fembot feels,
>you rub your clit to images of chad, naked
>stacies getting anally penetrated
>>29759781
ah hahaha jokes on you faggot, she's not even alive anymore, you fucking piece of shit
>>29762441
You're lucky not to be mutilated.
>>29760918
>mfw I'm the Chad in this story
Girls go crazy for single fathers.
>>29759781
>you think about her for days
>she's slurping chads mayonnaise
>>29759781
>being filmed getting a facial
>flinches every time it hits her
literally why?
>>29759781
This girl is gorgeous and she has a great attitude.
Looks a little fat in the end but whatever
>tfw your gf is just down for whatever and rather emotionless during sex
>>29760149
you are weak if you cant resist fapping to that desu
>>29759781
Any more of this? She's a cutie.
>>29759781
You know, there is more to life than having sex with girls. Maybe if you live your life and not worry about sex (trust me sex is overrated) than you will live a more fulfilling and fun life.
>came into GF's eye once
>it was all red and hurt her the entire night
>won't let me cum all over her anymore
On the plus side she now swallows everything, so I guess it's not that bad.
>I once had a sitter named Mandy
>who I blackmailed into giving me a handy
>I came on her face to her utter disgrace and made her go buy me some tendies!
>>29760137
Ha ha
Same feel here friend
What a great feel, knowing that she will never betray me
Because she could never be mine to begin with
Ha ha hakill me
>>29759781
Take that back now!
why do girls do that
let men cum on their hair
that's gotta be impossible to get out of
>>29765206
It's not. They just wash it out with shampoo and conditioner.
They 'let' it happen because they want it. They like being dominated and used.
>>29765229
I know for a fact that cum turns into absolutely disgusting consistency when paired with warm or hot water so you have to wash that shit out with cold water
>>29760137
>She may have told you she was gay
>But she still fucks Chad for a quick lay
>>29765206
>talking normalfag classmates while waiting for prof to finish department meeting
>small graduate class. maybe 8 people.
>they start talking about morning sex before class
>its dirty and stinky
>slutty girl says she had no cum in her or in her hair rule
>other girls didn't care.
>one said she skipped class the day before because guy blew huge load on her face and she had to wash her hair again after
This all blew my mind. I didn't think people would have sex before class. It didn't occur to me. Nor did the cum thing. I never thought about where the cum goes because I was 23yo kv at the time.
>>29765239
I've cum onmy gf'sface/hair probably 100 times by now.
She wipes off what she can then washes her hair in the shower with no problem.
>>29759781
What do you mean by this desu senpai senpai?
