looks like the egg has cracked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjkRLJJkMTM
>>29753109
fuck off eggy we know its you
Isn't that illegal though? You can't fire someone for no reason.
kek fucking idiot
>>29753212
you can in 'at-will' states like minnesota which is where eggman lives
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/At-will_employment
oh boy, here comes the "anonymous" kickstarter that we sure never saw coming
fuck off stupid scamming egg
Can confirm.
Called him the other day, all of it's true. It was fun while it lasted, it's all over.
F
oh shit eggy got fired from his office job? last i heard he was biking to work and wageslaving 2 jobs, saving money so he could become homeless. i wonder what he'll do now.
I was about to drop this show but this episode was pretty cool
>>29753301
suicide hopefully
how long til eggy offs himself?
Do not trust any fundraisers. It's an opportunity for people to scam you.
We can pull together and try to help him once all doubt has vanished, but it is too early right now. We'll work on something.
The best thing someone can do is offer shelter. Of you have a spare room/empty house, contact me and I'll pass the info over.
>getting fired for no reason
you honestly think we're going to believe this, eggy?
>>29753362
In his state it's legal. Scroll up
Not gonna lie, the egg rage kinda spooked me.
>>29753296
How is he taking it? D:
>>29753296
fuck you
bloxblox
blox
trip gag attention whore btfo fuck you failed normie physical abomination
>>29753296
Is the egg contemplating suicide?
>>29753362
lol, like he's really likable or something
we know you posted this and you're lurking eggy;
looking at all those thumbnails, all i could think is why you don't become a trap and whore yourself out
How can it be 'all over' already on the first day of being fired? Hasn't he saved a single dollar during all that time working 2 jobs at once?
Poor guy.
He does seem to be pretty good at finding jobs at the very least, even if he isn't good at keeping them. I'm sure the egg will roll back into upright position soon.
>>29753109
NOT
YOUR
FUCKING
BLOG
FUCK OFF, EGGMAN
NO ONE CARES
STOP POSTING YOUR VIDEO DIARIES HERE
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29753109
So?
who gives a fuck?
His problems are relatively minuscule compared to what some people on here are going through.
It is pretty surprising though, that he pops on a few months later and is instantly shilling for sympathy and donations.
Literally worse than a woman.
>>29753538
>His problems are relatively minuscule compared to what some people on here are going through.
>Le kids in Africa have it worse than you
KYS
>>29753362
They probably found his videos about GENETICALLY SUPERIOR MALES.
>>29753527
he is massively in debt.
its all over for eggman he will have to suck dick on the street to pay off his loan sharks.
hope he goes to prison, he wouldn't last a day. at least you guys know he won't get raped
>>29753565
>he is massively in debt.
lol what did he even spend money on
>>29753552
But we're not in africa are we now, dipshit?
Shut the fuck up toby, you're fake, you intellectually dishonest, and you're always on the grift. It should be no surprise people on here hate you.
he should travel to europe to become a rapefugee
just throw passport to the ocean beforehand and claim that you're from syria
what was his job? look at that fucking head.
>>29753587
drugs, he had a massive drug problem when he was a teen.
>>29753612
No, it consists of student loans, at least that is what he told us.
Eggman just can't catch a break. I'm worried about him.
>>29753612
he could make a living being the prime example of why you shouldn't do drugs
>>29753630
bruh he told us on the steam the other day that he was in a household full of druggies.
>1:15
Really sorry to hear the news, Eggy.
>>29753639
So he and his parents loaned money to buy drugs?
>>29753612
Really? What sorts of things did he get up to?
>>29753656
wouldnt you if you had a child like that and looked like him?
>>29753527
All his money went to his coke addict gf.
were his parents alcoholics?
he looks like had fetal alcohol syndrome
>>29753672
How do you know this? Pls respond
>>29753672
I can't even imagine a literal retard sleeping with him
As sad as I feel for eggy it's still a bit funny after all the "positive thinking" and "we're gonna make it" crap he's be spouting in his roll ups like it makes a difference when in reality if you're fucked, you're fucked, and no deluded optimism is going to pull you out from the gutter. Sure, some do actually make it but you never here about those that don't.
![1a51bb9a_136fa6f7989__8000_00000016[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8GrEdV5.jpg "1a51bb9a 136fa6f7989 8000 00000016[1]")
>>29753632
He's a living example of society's unchecked hatred of the ugly and weird looking. Of course he got fired. I'm surpirsed he held a job for as long as he did looking like that. Normies like to pretend we live in a just world, they like to think they're tolerant because they're okay with blacks and gays and whatnot getting a fair opportunity these days. But the ugly and the strange will never join those ranks and become a 'protected class', this rendering all of that self righteousness and arbitrary "tolerance" utterly fucking worthless. Equality my ass.
I'm not even half as repulsive as eggy is either, and I still don't try. He tried. And he got put in his place for daring to be ugly and normal at the same time. Let this be a lesson to everyone here. If you want to win; cheat. Don't be an idealistic fool like eggman. He's gonna die alone on the streets because he was born as the person he is. Don't let it happen to you. Fuck over every normie you meet. Take advantage of every government scheme, of every single flaw in out hypocrital system. You're living in a wilderness pretending to be a civilisation. Fuck em all.
>>29753560
This is probably it, actually. If they didn't even give him a reason, it was most likely something on the Internet.
>>29753109
Wait did he detransition? Was it just a short duration meme?
>>29753747
>As sad as I feel for eggy it's still a bit funny
It's a real life black comedy. His situation is hopeless and depressing and yet hilarious in a twisted fucked up way.
Egg man come move to the East Coast, we can be best bros
>>29753109
Does he have a patreon?
I could spare $100/month
>>29753773
>Take advantage of every government scheme
Already on it, friend :)
>>29753534
I keep forgetting that there are people stupid enough to reply to a thread that they don't like. Fucking idiot, you're bumping it which leads to more people seeing it and bumping it more. You help the thread succeed with your stupid ass posts. You say "FUCK OFF" but bumping the thread makes it stay around longer.
>>29753612
If you are in debt with drug dealers you end up flat out dead. Everyone and their dog knows that you liar.
>>29753821
Fucking right you are. So am I. And don't you dare take it to heart when a normie mocks you for it. That's their imperative. They're tools. Leech, leech, leech. They'd gladly suck the life out of you. You're not doing anything wrong taking what you own from their economy.
>>29753637
That is actually a great idea.
Eggman should go around schools looking like shit talking about how he was a handsome promising teen and heroin fucked up his life.
That's realy good money+ he seems to like talking bullshit and attention whoring (no harm intended)
>>29753832
he wasnt in debt with drug dealers, he just took out loans. how about you get outside your mothers basement faggot and learn how the world works.
>>29753896
Im on lots of neetbux right now (we are talking like 2k a month if u add it all up) but the only problem is my parents. If they find out I dont want to go to college anymore (they think I will next year) and have basically given up on life they will probably do something drastic.
The truth is, life isn't worth living, rich or poor. Im 22 and I already feel like I am 80 and ready to die.
>>29753773
Amen brother. I could have wrote this myself.
We can always use more eggart
>>29753407
screw off eggfag
I don't get how eggy can be in debt, how much is a cheap apartment in bum fuck minnesota? 800? doubt he's leasing his car it looks at least 10 years old, probably like 3-4k at most. Other then that I can't think of any big expenses, at most it probably costs him 12-15k to live his sad life for a year.
Isn't egg technically autistic?
Why cant he get government assistance, isn't this a thing in america?
>>29754147
>I don't get how eggy can be in debt
prostitutes.
>>29753966
Ey man, you go straight to insults for what? To stroke your 2 inch ego? Eggy looks like a desperate motherfucker and you know it.
>>29753821
huh, he actually wasn't particularly ugly as a teenager
what happened?
>>29754261
baldness
>>29754261
>what happened?
Cant you read the picture? The Black Pill, that's what happened.
>>29754233
No, Egg's not autistic, he's just an assbaby, and they don't have programs for the Anally Born.
all he needs is a hat and a friendly smile
>>29754327
>all he needs is a hat and a friendly smile
Uhuh
why is nature so cruel...
F
>>29753109
Lmao eggy was so optimistic
>black pill saga
>eggy moves out
>happy
>lol just be urself
>lol just get a job
>gets fired
The world is just senpaitachi
>guy tries to improve his life
>it all comes tumbling down
makes me genuinely depressed desu because that could be me soon
>>29754424
>tfw it is me
Dont even try guys, it doesnt get better for inferior males.
>>29753109
is this the part where eggy's shitty life gives him the content and motivation, to finally create his lose yourself hit rap single?
>>29753274
>fuck off stupid scamming egg
how the fuck does this guy find the motivation to continue living?
>>29754537
i think he's finally
cracking
under the pressure
>>29753896
>tfw about to get 200bux in EBT
feels fucking good man.
I wanna have egg's will to love desu, just taking a look at him makes me feel much better about myself
>>29753109
it's a little bit better to try and fail than to never try at all and be constantly tortured by an idle mind
at least i hope it is
>>29753269
he doesn't live in minnesota anymore
>>29754632
>it's a little bit better to try and fail than to never try at all and be constantly tortured by an idle mind
If you have any resemblance of an ego it is not
hopefully he goes ER on the normies oh wait he's one too
If you watch his seven hour stream video on Youtube that he made a few days ago he talks about what is currently going on in his life, I know he mentioned something about a potential roommate but I don't think that worked out with him. He also probably wasn't expecting to go into work today and get fired, so that hit him like a sack of bricks. His family won't assist him and he has nobody that can help him, he already said that he can't afford rent/bills so he's probably gonna get evicted.
I imagine he can seek some help if he really tried, his city might have a homeless shelter or a place for people with nowhere to go, possibly red cross or something. Hell even some churches will house the homeless, or give them hot meals. And some places give out free jackets, sleeping bags or clothes to homeless people as well. But he already knows he'll most likely get evicted, and I'm guessing he'll lose his car as well since he can't afford to make payments on it. I mean it really sucks for him, you wake up one day and lose everything, you lose your job, apartment, your car, your bed, etc.
I really wouldn't be surprised if he kills himself or goes off the deep end and tries to shoot people, he might possibly check himself into a mental institute as well. Will have to see what happens in the next few days or weeks, I'm hoping he'll make update videos but obviously Eggy is a massive state of shock. I mean how would you feel in his situation? You'd clearly be freaking out just like he is, your family won't help you and you have no where to go.
I know I'd be crying and freaking out massively.
I feel really priviliged right now, i live in germany, i get everything for free, money, appartment, healthcare, washing maschine etc, and i never have to work.
He should really come here, i feel bad.
>>29753612
>suburban white boy who records autistic wannabe-gangster rap had a massive drug problem
I can't say that I'm surprised
>>29754689
>I really wouldn't be surprised if he kills himself or goes off the deep end and tries to shoot people
People do tend to internally adopt the labels forced upon them by society...
>>29754704
Eggy isn't coming from your homeland Achmed, Merkel doesn't care for his type
>>29753212
those laws only exist in Europe
in America it's the land of freedom so bosses can do whatever they like to you: that's what freedom means
>>29754714
Yeah, he has nothing to do with it, no responsibility for his miserable existence.
kek. The self-victimization on here is hilarious
>>29754728
He could always pretend :^)
>>29754704
yeah and you better fucking check that privilege every day you fucking kraut
>>29753825
>I am new
>what is sage
>>29754755
>Muh just world
Go away normie. If you had followed him the past few years you would have known he has relentlessly tried to make his life better, but because he is genetically inferior it didn't work.
Does he have siblings?
Why does his family hate him?
Sorry eggy
hope you dont die senpai
life was starting looking up for him too
>>29754790
just fucking look at him
>>29754755
I was referring to the oregon school shooting incident
>>29754763
I do, and i feel fucking good.
I don't get it.
Why do failed US neets don't move here?
Just spend your last money to fly here, throw away passport, speak broken english to police, they transfer you to a refugee center, few months later you get an appartment, and neetbux for live, literally.
>>29754803
Is that the only reason? Pretty shit family.
>>29754672
> oh wait he's one too
That doesn't change much, even if he's a normie, eggy knows how it is.
The black pill saga shows that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=262&v=RMQK2sVxf2A
>>29753109
Honestly he probably got fired because he is grotesque-looking.
I'm genuinely surprised that he was offered a job that involves customer interaction at all considering he is utterly hideous.
No company wants someone as ugly as him working for them. Obviously there will be average and less attractive people, but he crosses the line. He is absolute disgusting looking, and the hair doesn't help
Can't say I'm surprised.
>>29754450
that fucking pic hahahahahaha
>>29754450
Fuck.in.hell, Eggy. You got a real knack of taking non photogenic selfies. .
>>29754890
>You got a real knack of taking non photogenic selfies. .
ikr
How old is he? Why doesn't he just join the military?
https://gyazo.com/5032747664449bfa5e4cb4e08102b729
>>29754843
So society ignores him and everyone wishes he would just drop dead.
Really makes ya think.
>>29754790
He is adopted I heard so he doesn't really have a family.
>>29754750
>those laws only exist in Europe
you're retarded
>>29754921
>11MB gif
thanks this will come in handy
>>29754921
>11MB
just make a webm nigger
>>29754912
he's 24 and he said he has thought about it but its not for him but this was before he got his ass fired
>>29754934
Yeah it's very sad, but it's how it works.
Attractive people are treated better, while unattractive people are treated badly.
This fact is only exaggerated further by how bad Eggy looks.
You can survive life being average, even slightly ugly, but at his level, it's basically game over.
He is one of the few examples of being doomed from birth.
>>29754634
where is he living?
>>29755034
I'm kinda in the same situation as him. I'm thinking about just saying fuck it and be a military bitch for 4 years. At least he could save money up if isn't retarded in the military.
>>29753109
>planning to kill myself on 6th, maybe tonight actually
>worked out today, not sure why. actually had some hope of being better while i'm there and start to decide not to
>come home, sit down at computer
>see eggy's video
Jesus, we live in a cruel world. I guess it's not cancelled, then. See you in hell.
>>29755044
>eggy about to jump off a building and crack
>police get him down
>crowd below tells him to go back up when they see his face
>>29754969
>>29755018
sorry i didn't check
>>29753109
>finish video
>autoplay takes me here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW24XRDRjas
FUCK YOU RAOSTATUOHUAOHO SGHGNJIOG
HOW
FUCKING
DARE
YOU
>>29753301
>saving money so he could become homeless
I kinda wish i was wealthy so i could pay for plastic surgery for eggy, we got fucking trannies crowdfunding their fucking cunt surgery at no expense meanwhile poor eggy is fucking working 80 hour workweeks just to feed a somalia family of 4.
>>29755255
I'm so glad someone made a WebM of this, you should title it "The egg cracks"
>>29753109
Guys, why don't we start a gofundme for eggy?
>>29755284
I would give him $5
>>29754824
Thats retarded. You're telling me that the government doesnt hire people who speak refugee language to work with said "refugees". He would be busted in minutes
>>29754704
As a spic, could I go to Germany?
This was funny. hopes he kills himself so I stop seeing his attention whoring face on here.
He is looking for handouts. No one with a job can't afford any of their bills. It doesn't even make cents. Fuck this idiot.
Maybe he should do those meditations or whatever that Christine Chandler did. She no longer has autism.
>>29753407
It doesn't matter if it's legal. Companies just don't fire people unless they have to cut staff or the person is an asshole.
>>29755538
only if you're muslim
JUST FRY MY EGG UP
>>29755567
>She no longer has autism.
There is no cure for autism.
PAIN
WITHOUT LOVE
PAIN!!!!
CANT GET ENOUG!!! PAINNN!!!!
He should lose some weight.
man he is not being himself enough, also what a bitter piece of shit i bet he is a loser with no gf
>>29755679
he wont have a choice hes gonna starve to death lol
>>29753109
Chin up eggfag! You were parodied by The Onion!
http://www.theonion.com/article/man-driving-while-making-youtube-video-explain-how-53169
Where were you when eggy went supersayin 3?
>>29753821
Whats the video in the second panel?
>>29755631
says you.
you can't deny the proof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvnNoy1rEu0
>Right Livelihood. This means choosing a job that does not hurt others. The Buddha said, "Do not earn your living by harming others. Do not seek happiness by making others unhappy."
Egg should not be seen by people, because it makes them unhappy.
>>29755827
>>29755567
Funny that he kind of looks like Chris Chan
Also
>you can't deny the proof
Well, she(?) (xi?) (it?) didn't go "HMMMMM" even once like he usually did in his videos, so that checks out.
its the long hair desu
deloranges
>>29753109
At least you are doing a good thing and not wanting to hurt the people who fired you
>>29753362
at the least they didn't like him and wanted to get his ass fired.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0
daily reminder to take the black pill
Hope he kills himself. He's an attention whore and not even a robot.
Transphobia is a terrible thing, that's probably why she got fired. It also looks like she was consciously trying to hide her transition and present as male at her workplace.
Someone post her transition timeline, it was very inspiring.
>>29755262
hahahaha holy shit the juxtaposition of her vs eggys video
>>29755772
I had to do it. Eggy I am genuinely sorry you got fired
Like most other anons ITT said, You can't help but feel bad for eggman. He got fired because he looks ugly.
Sucks, But it's true. That's just the way the world works. Places like 4chan give everyone a place to communicate without being judged on external appearance, as the text we create comes from "within"
>>29756100
This would be an amazing banner. You should make it work for a board and submit it.
>>29753109
Well look who it is. Whatever happened to his suicide plan?
Eggman your transition was going so well too
I don't keep up with eggman, doesn't he have two jobs, why is losing one such a big deal, he can just get another shit job to make up for it.
>>29756125
hahaha i can already see it. Yeah it would make a good banner
>>29756033
Posted the time line see
>>29756141
>>29756141
>>29756033
This is why I love this board
this is pobavbly an original comment
>>29753109
Where did this cuck work?
WHy didn't he shave his head?
>>29753109
I'm guessing the store managers finally came across his youtube videos and fired him under "at-will" employment.
Time to collect your unemployment eggy.
>>29756150
if only it were that easy...
your comment was unoriginal
>>29754837
>pharma companies will never change their way of thinking to help people's mental health and always be for profit
Maybe if people legitimately wanted to help others rather then make a profit off of them then maybe this country would be better.
i wouldnt be surprised if they found his videos and realized they didnt want a short fused, egg shaped, misogynistic literal retard working for them
>>29756150
he quit both of them after getting a better paying job.
>>29756292
Jesus fuck. Is that a shoop? How old is he? What's his birth defect?
>>29756334
i'm afraid not anon, he just lost the genetic lotterly.
>>29754450
He can't even maintain a haircut.
>>29756334
diagnosis:
GENETICALLY
INFERIOR
am i the only person who cant stop laughing at how fucking terrible this guys life is?
>>29755589
What the fuck he looks so much better like this. If he list a bit of weight too he might even look normal
>>29753296
Hey bud how's the game server thing coming or are you still supporting your sister b shit
>>29756503
>>29756141
poor dude. he was such a hunk
someone need to put the poor dog out of his misery....
>up next in the sidebar
>that many views
i wanna sympathize, but it's still boring as fuck not even 4 minutes in....
>>29753109
this is your average day of a wagecuck
Can eggie find a new job? Is this it for him?
>>29753407
depends on the type of job but yeah they most likely didnt need a reason
>>29755276
>anzu is flat as a dinner plate
I want her
We can make eggy picture make people believe he is the oregon shooter, I bet we can make a gofundme go viral for him.
>inb4 edgy comments about he is somehow a normalfag looking for attention
>>29757061
yeah we should make a gofundme, i would definitely donate around 100 bucks for ol' eggy peggy
wow you guys have poor coping skills
t. normie
he is streaming right now with a paypal donation link
do you actually believe this guy is homeless? this is clearly a ruse right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jljt3XMdmGI
eggy is streaming shrek get the FUCK in here
>>29757061
nice try eggfag
go die in a trashcan you piece of shit
>>29757227
nigga got a farquad haircut nigga needs to die son
>>29753109
Man, Jacksfilms has gained a LOT of weight.
>>29757227
if he's about to be homeless why is he streaming video games?
>>29757325
la joie de vivre
>>29757325
He said he got kicked out today so clearly he is bullshitting
>>29757325
autism
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29757227
>canned because of performance issues
>>29757227
damn he got a lot uglier with the ling hair
>>29757402
They found his black pill vid
>>29757402
>works 80 hours a week
>gets fired on the spot for performance issues
only in america.
>>29755262
This is disgusting.
She makes more off her youtube videos than most of us ever would at a job.
The egg has cracked
the man is dancing to feminist propaganda
>>29758283
just scramble my shit up senpai
SLEEP TIGHT EGGERS
EGGY JUST POPPED A A BUNCH OF PILLS AND PASSED OUT ON CAM
THIS IS IS BOYS
fuck i hope he took fake pills but they came straight from the botle like i hope its sugur pills.. hopefully one big troll
>>29758953
>>29758971
>take a piss for fucking 3 minutes
>I miss pill popping
FUCKING
>>29753362
it's almost like mr. shekelstein isn't an amazing caring boss
Eggy eggy wherever you are
>>29758953
>>29758971
please nowere they red pills?
>>29759035
They were black of course.
>>29754634
The cars in the video all had MN plates
DON'T YOU
FORGET ABOUT ME
DON'T DON'T DON'T
>>29753109
i hope things get better man
sleep tight, eggling
eggy no ;___;
somebody got a recording of the stream
>>29759241
it auto archives on his channel retard
BUMP THIS
>>>/b/693239153
>>29755841
is it his fucking fault he was born looking like that?
buddhism is a bunch of garbage anyway, like every other religion. its practitioners are hypocrites with massive delusions
I don't believe he's OD'ing. I think he's just streaming himself sleeping and shitposters are jumping on it.
>>29759186
>restfull
>viewer count spikes 4x when he stops doing anything
Bros, I'm about to enter his dreams. I'm an experienced lucid dreamer and tulpamancer, I'm going to wake the egg up and make him do a dance, stay tuned. if you have any requests for neural implantation post them now, I'm close to phasing over.
>>29759369
this is exactly the kind of mental illness i would expect on /x/, but i guess /r9k/ is basically the same audience
holy fuck who said he took pills then normies are starting to buy it
>>29759391
If you go to the live youtube page and then go to live now it's about 15th highest.
He has been hyping up his homelessness for months now. I can't wait for the living in the box video.
>he guys isn't is this comfy
>look this is the puddle where I piss
>>29754293
jesus I lost my shit to this pic, thank god I'm home alone. Poor eggman I hope he's ok
I am losing my shit here
I cant stop laughing, this is the hardest I've laughed in months...
>>29759599
>some anon thought hey might as well get a couple of (You)s
>EGG JUST SWALLOWED A WHOLE BUNCH F PILLS
>starts to blow up
>346 people now watching egg sleep
the madman is probably laughing his ass off right now
>>29759645
He didn't even take any fucking pills. He's just asleep
Why do you faggots have to make a happening out of nothing?
>all the kids in chat asking if "anyone else from /b/??"
>>29759674
It was just a joke between the viewers but then it exploded when people started posting it all over 4chan.
>>29759186
sleep tight, yonder eggling
>>29755262
Her nose makes her look like a pig, it's really unattractive.
>>29753538
>being homeless is minuscule
retard detected
Almost 400 but not quite.
what is eggo's snapchat?
there goes libertarianism
Where in Minnesota does eggy live?
do people outside of 4chan know about eggy why are there so many people watching
>>29760194
He said in the stream on sunday that he's just north of minneapolis/saint paul.
>>29753538
Fuck of NEET faggot, none of you will ever end up homeless because you're too busy leaching off your parents.
Being homeless is literally bottom of the barrel second only to living in a third world country.
>>29756100
change it to reeeee
>>29760223
do you think only 400 people browse this website?
>>29760252
Homeless life sounds comfy AF. I'd do it if I had a car
( to be fair, I have the money so I'd never go hungry)
>>29760293
well it is a lot for this board to be watching it this long after he fell asleep. no need to be rude
>>29754147
shit dude I had an apartment a few years back in MN for 450 close to the city and it wasn't even that bad, I'm sure it'd be even cheaper with shared bathroom or some roommates.
So is he adopted?
>>29760298
No you wouldn't. I'm sure its easy to say that whilst being in a nicely heated room with food but you're full of shit.
>>29760304
sorry
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29760313
What do you mean? I'd chill in my car, not interacting with normies and eat cheap food from my local store. Could use my laptop to browse r9k or just read books.
It wouldn't be amazing but It wouldn't be unbearably awful.
>>29760342
Kek, sure you would NEET boy.
You wouldn't last a day.
Margaret is that you?
>>29759460
He could be a pioneering the new homeless streamer meme
Honestly he probably got fired because he insists on plastering himself all over the internet, specifically this board, which has been involved in a number of controversial activities.
does anybody know if the address the chat is spamming legit? is eggy doxxy?
/b/ is filled with fucking children aren't they
>>29760761
it's real, someone should call the amber lamps because if he doesn't receive medical treatment soon he'll OD completely
>>29760779
fuck off mate, i'm the guy who said he took the pills.
>>29760802
Uh no actually that was me
>>29760813
uh no actually that was me bud.
>>29760761
What chat?
What was the address?
>>29760826
1925 quarry rd apt 311, St Cloud, MN
>>29760772
And it's summer too.
eggman just had a quick wank, is this a new low for the eggmaster?
>>29760875
what exacatacally did he mean by this?
Jesus Christ
>da ayyeegg hus crayeckd
Arent you tired of spamming that here AND in his comment section? Oh fuck, why am I talking, r9k is now a home to "mummy found" threads, ofc you arent.
>>29756292
>What happens when you keep too many thoughts to yourself.
this nigger gonna kill himself or am i wasting my time watching this livestream?
>>29761139
hes fucking dying, he took 7 black pills.
>>29761160
if he's still breathing after 3 hours, he didn't take enough to die.
>>29761175
I dont think you understand how long it takes for black pills to take effect.
>>29761194
What are the black pills?
>>29761215
realityl
someone called the cops, tune in it's happening
>>29761215
faggot meme pills for faggot meme posters
>>29761235
Whats his twitch name?
>>29761239
read the thread you retarded fucking summerfag
>>29761239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jljt3XMdmGI
original comment
HAHA WTF IS HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
HOLY FUCK THE EGG HAS CRACKED
HE WOKE UP IN A SECOND
I cannot BELIEVE someone actually did it
Actually I can
Poor egg
its all over lads
So what were the pills?
SWATTED
Did he actually take pills? Also, who was that that came to his door?
I really feel for the egg, his life is utter shit.
JUST
JSFGHHAHSFHSHGEWF
>normies won't let you even sleep anymore
THE LORD EGGY HIMSELF HAS AWOKEN
>>29761304
What happened? I hope he's not hurt
>>29761315
police got called in because they thought he was OD'ing on pills
>>29761315
I think EMTs came to his apartment, guy said something about a Canadian calling and saying he took pills.
HE MOVED SO GOD DAMN FAST IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
>>29761325
>>29761330
So did they knock on his door?
>>TO BE CONTINUED...
in Egg Egg's bizzare adventure
where's the video before he started sleeping?
>>29755089
Please don't buddy
woke me up same time as eggy desu
wtf i didnt type desu
When I heard the knocking at his door i was spooked as fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=pLmQge0B2RA
>>29761350
Yeah, I still don't know if he actually took pills or not though.
>video descriptions now have a paypal account
Fuck of Mills.
So people actually called the police? What a dick move.
>>29761390
How do you record youtube streams?
I actually feel like shit seeing all of this go down.
The least you can do is drop him a dollar. Fuck
[email protected]
>>29761429
>stupid tripfag shilling for donations to other stupid tripfag
Fuck off.
>>29761426
faggots were spamming this on every board of course some /b/tard did. delete /b/ desu
Why'd they have to go and do that to him?
fuck /b/
>>29761470
fuck off! Eggy likes this shit.
>>29761427
1. remove the dick from your ass
2. stop being a faggot
3. get literally any screen capture software you literal downs syndrome patient
>>29761486
That's not from a screen capture though.
/b/ always ruins the fun. Useless unfunny underage fags.
>>29761516
>go fullscreen
>record
boom
>>29761470
Eggy would be homeless or would have killed himself without his mild 4chan fame.
You live by the sword, die by the sword. Some people give him money and attention, and sometimes the police get called on you or people stalk you. He knows how things go by now, he's just not fucking smart enough to separate himself from this place.
The best thing Eggy ever did was delete his youtube account in a schizophrenic fit, but then he fucked up and eventually just made a new one.
Working link:
http://youtu.be/pLmQge0B2RA
>>29761516
I would cut your fucking face off if I was anywhere near you. Your genes can NOT be allowed to remain in the gene pool
>>29761516
>That's not from a screen capture though.
It actually is
>r9ks god is a suicide faker
>>29761530
>video resolution higher than screen resolution
>wanting to check other things while saving stream
Screen capture is hack solution.
>>29761549
Don't bother trying to explain simple video capture to this fucking retard, he's obviously not going to get it
So what happened? I heard that eggman called the police on himself for attention after he got fired from his job saying he was gonna kill himself? What's his fucking problem, has he legit cracked
Karma's a bitch, Mills.
gg no res
-k, kekking at you
>>29761576
/b/ invaded his stream and swatted him
>>29761587
>police/emt stopping by to see if he's dying
That's not swatting retard.
>>29761576
That was what /b/ told the police. All he did was try to raise some money on stream for his rent and then he went to sleep while still streaming. The pills and shit were just bullshit the chat was saying, he was in a good mood if you watched the part where he was awake.
What's eggy's address?a
>>29761607
Man I legit feel bad for eggman now, the same day he loses his job he gets woken up to people seeing if he killed himself
>>29761576
>gets fired
>does fundraiser by live stream sleeping
>sleeps
>"he deed"
>fags call cops
>cops come
>"o sheet"
>eggy explains fundraiser
>popo say to shut down stream
>>29761607
>try to raise some money on stream for his rent
Fuck this normie trying to get robots to give him money.
i was pretending hes dead too it went to far.. sorry eggman
I missed the happening
he was pretty calm though, didn't sperg out
>>29753109
Is this hairline really that bad or does he just have a bad haircut
>>29761675
A mixture of the aforementioned
>>29761675
he purposely takes ugly pictures of himself, he has given up on his face completely
>>29761554
He didn't. At all. Take. Any. Pills some faggot 8 year old from /b/ memed it.
>>29761751
why do those faggot normie wankers at b have to fuck everything up
>>29761623
refer to:
>>29761632
Don't feel bad for him, he probably made some good money today doing jack shit, and he got a bunch of subscribers and views when people thought he was killing himself.
He'll probably get questioned by the police for a little while, but that's the price you pay when your only source of income is obscure r9k fame. He knows what he is doing and what the risks are, he could stop pandering to the 4chan crowd any time he wants.
>>29753805
>he actually fucking believed that
>>29761779
>but that's the price you pay when your only source of income is obscure r9k fame
he was working 80 hours a week at one point, he just got fired from his last job. Give the unfortunate dude a break
>>29754689
Legitimate question, why do you care so much about his life? You seem to have spent a good portion of your time obsessing over this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjkRLJJkMTM
he just made a comment on this video shilling his paypal
>>29761815
if i'm ever going to donate to someone on this planet, it's going to be eggy.
>>29761815
I don't blame him
>>29755284
>>29755335
Do you not realize this guy is most likely making this shit up to gain sympathy here where he has obviously found a niche he can exploit. Never give away money, you have no idea how shady this guy probably is, the shit people will blatantly lie about for money is insane.
>mfw anon calls the cops on me
knew this would happen
>>29761860
this, that one twitch whore lied about having cancer for donations
>>29761860
>I've been given money by /r9k/ before when I couldn't afford food, and now I'm back on my feet I have no problem sending eggy a few bucks
>>29761860
he's entertaining me so I don't care desu
>>29753773
Society is an insane Sheep cult in worship of the corporate Gods.
Low maintenance NEETS are the future, if we want to co-exist with Nature.
Cities are a cancer upon the Earth.
why do you call him eggy?
>>29761880
I've been given money by like 6 boards and also by Reddit. Purchased some sweet X-Box games and clothes.
>>29761910
who says X-box
>>29761905
He is the eggman
>>29761874
>Having cancer
>Losing job, livestreaming you sleeping and getting police got
Same thing?
marry me eggy
>>29761921
No, not X-box, X-Box. That's the proper way.
I'd kill myself too with all this meme cancer on this site.
Video with knocking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU0l5oJjq5w
Does he still have his gf?
I can't believe people are willing to give him money.
A fool and his money I suppose.
>>29761991
up next:
>gordon ramsay's scrambled eggs
TOP KEK
>>29760359
What this guy said.
Robots are spoiled fucks who would never last a day homeless.
Listening to eggy interacting with the police officer was interesting. A prime example of the halo effect, or just how robots are treated by normies in general. The guy was being condescending and suspicious even when it was clear that eggy was fine. It's not like with swatting where the police believe other people are in danger so they have to be forceful with you, in this case eggy was only a danger to himself so when they saw he was okay they should have been somewhat sympathetic. If it was some /fit/ Chad that answered the door they would have laughed and been friendly with him after he explained what happened, but with an ugly disheveled out of shape man like eggy they're all aggressive saying "well why would people be saying that about you in the first place? etc. etc." as if the concept of swatting and trolling in general isn't piss easy to understand.
>>29761429
once you show proof you actually sent him money I'll consider it
>>29761429
I was going to send him money, but seeing you shill is really making me reconsider my position.
>>29762214
It's mostly how you treat yourself.
If you are condescending towards yourself, others will pick up on that and do the same
Body language etc.
>>29762286
He's just pretending to be eggy's friend in order to leech off of eggy's popularity and grow his shitty wannabe-MillionDollarExtreme youtube channel. Don't let his shilling sour your opinion of eggy, it's not his fault. He's trying to use /r9k/ and the /r9k/ audience as a springboard to internet fame and eggy is just a means to that end. Luckily hack is completely untalented and has been unsuccessful at gaining popularity (or even notoriety) both on the board and on youtube so with luck he will fuck off in a couple months.
>>29762214
That's how cops treat everybody these days desu.
>>29762214
If he was black then he would have had the door kicked down and then been shot in the head before he had a chance to even explain himself so he should consider himself lucky.
His white privilege is the only reason he wasn't killed tonight.
>>29761803
I would if literally every problem he has wasn't his fault and he wasn't such a recurring failure at everything he does
There is NO fucking reason he should have been going in debt working 80 hours a week. He said he got 9-10 dollars and hour I think most of the time, and 9x80 is $720 a week, or 2880 a month. Let's say tax brings that down to 2000, he is still making 24k a year.
He should be able to afford a shitty little apartment no problem. And if he rented one way above his means then that's on him. He wasted a ton of money on his freeloader gf and god knows what else too.
He lost his job because he has undiagnosed bipolar disorder, which is very apparent if you've watched him for a long time. He refuses to get any help from anyone, he has burned bridges with his family and friends, and the only thing he will never let go of is 4chan. He wanted this world, now he's got it. He chose 4chan fame over steady jobs, his family, his mental health, etc. because 4chan is the only thing he's ever had in his fucking pathetic life that makes him feel important.
>>29762214
>look like you never go outside and you want to die
>police think you tried to kill yourself
>fit chad who looks like he gets laid every day and lives a happy, successful life
>oh they were just pranking you? I'm sorry sir, have a good night!
Why not just get /fit/ bros? Everyone will give you the benefit of the doubt and subconsciously suck up to you because they know you could kick their ass if it came down to it.
>>29762451
>people tell cops someone is going to kill themselves
>cops break in and kill him
>>29762545
>Teenager thinks he knows how taxes work or how much the cost of living is
>>29762647
I live on much less than that. My apartment rent is like 550 a month in a similar kind of area to eggman. If he lived in some big city it would take more money than that, but in a lower property value area like he is in it should not be hard AT ALL to live on 24k a year unless he got an apartment over his means like a retard.
And for his tax bracket that is around how much he would pay if not less
>>29762383
Eggy did and does exactly what you criticize hack for doing.
>Luckily hack is completely untalented
who does this remind me off kek
>>29762545
He was blowing his cash on his girlfriend.
/r9k/ anons literally gave eggman money and he spent it on his gf.
>>29762675
I googled his address afterwards and found out the rent in his complex.
It's like 880 for a 1 bedroom.
Utterly ridiculous price for the region.
Eggman is a retard.
>>29762713
Yeah that's a shit price. I wouldn't be surprised if the retard got a 2 bedroom or a nicer model too. Even assuming he pays 880 he still has over half his money for gas, food, etc. and he acts like he has literally no income left for those things all the time.
I don't know what this retard did but he royally fucked up somewhere. There is no fucking reason you shouldn't be able to budget yourself to be able to survive working 80 hours a week.
>>29762713
Whats his address
I dont get it. Why doesnt he cut his hair and act like a cancer survivor who has been fired from work and made homeless? Its a beautiful scenario for a gofundme campaign and the money should pour in if he writes a half decent story. Thats homelesssness sorted.
>>29762756
He's already begging everywhere he can on the internet like a vagrant, he's close enough. He's literally just begging for money for doing nothing like a homeless person, eggman is a fucking retard who fucked his whole life up, don't give him a cent
>>29762756
We'd expose him if he tried some made up sob story.
All he has right now is beggin /r9k/ for money.
>>29762740
Reminder of how eggman sees life.
>>29762751
Some place in minnesota. I didn't save it. I could find it again but I'm not on my pc anymore. If this thread exists tomorrow I'll grab it from my history and post it maybe.
>>29762793
>job sounds basically the same as regular tasks you would do around your home
>SO INTENSE GUYS
Kek, he got fucking fired from a gas station
>>29762908
He has to clean ALL coffee pots!
We'll be okay. I'm taking a loan from my parents and getting money off my credit card too. Things will settle down again in a couple pay cycles. We're not going to be evicted.
>>29762896
I know it's waite park, I wanted to see the complex on google street view
>>29762896
>>29762751
1965 quarry rd.
>>29761160
7 black pills is a lethal dose, I took just 1 a few months ago and it has changed me in a way I never thought possible
>>29753109
Did he really take an overdose or did someone make that up? I missed another timeless thread yet again.
>>29764028
he left his stream on while sleeping so some kids on /b/ said he took some pills and was overdosing, properly didn't help that he said he was gonna consider ending it as he lost his job last night.
Why the fuck does the recording of the stream have no sound?
>>29764119
Can somebody ask him on youtube or snapchat.
What is eggy's Snapchat btw?
>>29764091
How did he lose his job? original
>>29755975
Holy shit this fucking autism
>>29753296
>look at me I know all the cool trip friends we share beers I got inside intel I'm so coooool
>>29764204
terrible performance
>>29764199
thenewformula
be nice eggy looks stressed out asf.
>>29753109
I fucking hate this attention whoring faggot, how many times has he said he's going to kill himself? A couple of months ago he promised it, and bailed again. He's just desperate to have any communication even if it's with robots laughing at him. Fuck egg man.
>>29764228
I will, thanks fampai
G E N E T I C A L L Y
E N E T I C A L L Y G
>>29764228
>that pic
Fucking saved, love it.
mfw reading through this whole thread
>>29753212
>fire someone for no reason
>>29755567
>she
Kill yourself retarded faggot
>>29759186
sleep thou well, eggling
>>29759186
Sleep tight, eggling
orig
>>29753109
ahh the monthly Eggman depressing lyfe update, its nice to know that he has lost all hope yet again. it makes me feel so comfy mmmmmmm the saga never ends
I haven't bothered to keep up with egg's antics.
Did his gf dump him or something?
For the egg, i dont know you, but ive seen you posted and i feel bad for you. I want to help if i can. If your hair loss is not because of stress but hormonal, i would recommend you go see a traditional chinese doctor. Theres many tcm formulas that boost testosterone, libido, and helps with hair loss, which is just a side effect of having weak kidneys (kidney in tcm refers to adrenals and other parts associated with kidneys). If you dont have the money to see a tcm doctor, id suggest you get a famous traditional formula for repairing kidneys called rehmanna 8 (jin gui shen qi wan) or the stronger formula Restore the right kidney pill (you gui wan)
You can read about the differences here: http://www.legendaryherbs.com/blog/110085/18607/
I currently take it myself for other reasons and noticable effects are a huge boost in energy
>>29764766
>implying he ever had a gf
look at him you spaz
>>29764582
>tranny trying to disown christine because she makes them look bad
Your genital mutilation is already doing that, nutter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz94JKvOE6I
Saw this posted on /b/
>>29753109
That poor guy. I haven't been following him aside from the occasional thread here. Is his mental illness manageable?
>>29764795
>denying he had gf
You're clearly more out of the loop than me.
>>29757325
He's a compulsive liar
>>29764967
>He's a compulsive liar
Don't forget shameless attention whore.
Eggman is as close as you can get to being a woman without being fuckable.
>>29764831
i'm afraid not, he doesn't want any assistance in his autism or bipolar disorder so hes fucked to working 80 hour work weeks for the rest of his life.
>>29764803
oh god, eggman
>>29764803
>That playful intro music
Lol poor eggy,
I was watching eggy's stream when the whole HE TOOK PILLZ fiasco was going down.
I just woke up now, did the police actually come? Was it recorded?
>>29757325
it's a scam, you need to feel sorry for him, subscribe like share and donate
>>29755262
she looks incredibly masculine
>>29761815
>>29761848
>>29761858
good donate, he will spend it on his gf like he did the last time
No one with brain will believe that scammer eggman is on the brink of being homeless, it's all part of the plan of shilling his internet persona
Eggy actually has quite a nice voice in the getting raided video, idk why i never paid attention to that before
>scrambled eggs for dinner today in honour of eggman
>>29767172
>he will spend it on his gf
What makes you think he spent money on his gf?
>>29767221
his $1000/month palace apartment is money he spent on his gf, genius
Found this thread from reddit lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/4rhil0/guy_streams_himself_sleeping_on_youtube_police/
>>29767221
>gets gf
>works 80 hours per week at two jobs
>somehow not enough to handle the bills
>>29753109
This is like humpty dumpty all over again.
>>29767274
I know he had some car bills too and debt
>tfw eggy will never be homeless in your area
>ywn see eggy whoring himself for money on a street corner and coax him to live with you
>ywn gently take eggys anal virginity
>eggy will never blow his yolk while you kiss his foreheads
>ywn be able to answer the question 'who came first, you or the egg'
why even live without an eggy houseboy
>>29767335
If he ever does get a roommate, that roommate won't appreciate all of that stuff
>gets fired
>first thing he does is make video for autistic NEET board
he brings it on himself desu
>>29767362
Nobody will appreciate eggy like i would
>ywn have egg on your face
>>29753348
No one gives a shit about eggy.
He always laughed a NEET's and now we laugh at him.
>>29767221
he posted it himself, he's in debt basically because he took credit to pay for her stuff
He's a fucking hypocrite, he made black pill video out of the stuff he saw on women hate threads and r9k, then he got gf once he was efamous and got in debt because of her
>>29767316
the debt was money he took because the gf convinced him, he said it himself, he had good credit but he listened to her and then everything went downhill. Instead of scamming r9k, he should listen to "his" black pill instead of being a hypocrite.
>falling for the vaginal jew
It's his own fault
>>29767464
>mocking people who support women
>months pass
>offering to fly just to meet women
>months pass
>working two jobs for gf
>>29767464
no hes still right. he still has a primal instinct and he fell for it
>>29753212
Even in states where they exist these social justice feel good laws are garbage. What keeps you employer from just making up a legally valid reason?
What happened to his cat if he lost his place?
I know he has the egghead and everything, but eggman needs to just shave it. Yeah, he'll be ugly, but that retarded comb-over is just drawing more attention to his ugliness.
>>29755772
One, nothing wrong with me...
Two somethings got to give...
>>29767900
He made the cat swallow some pills too
Im usually a /pol/ak but this guys gets posted alot everywhere
is he just some autist? did he suicide last night? what the fuck kind of pills is he taking? why is he trying to be homeless?
What does he say at 1:10 onwards?
>so now not only do I get to be homeless and lose everything
>but I also don't even have a came a FUCKING WORK OUT OF MY FUCKING CAR ANYMORE!
I can't make it out
>>29768089
he's the oregon shooter
>>29754750
>real freedom is not allowing people to enter perpetual contractual relationships which one party is allowed to terminate
k
''Life is good'' - Eggman
>>29768125
He should sue the media for falsely accusing him. His lawyer should make up some bullshit story about how his live was destroyed and he even wanted to end himself live on stream, since the media made him finally loose his job.
In the US this is worth billions, especially in a communist state like Minnesota.
>>29768341
He already tried and was told he had no case.
>>29768369
But after the attempted suicide, as invented by his lawer, he should try again.
