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looks like the egg has cracked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjkRLJJkMTM
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>>29753109
fuck off eggy we know its you
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Isn't that illegal though? You can't fire someone for no reason.
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kek fucking idiot
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>>29753212
you can in 'at-will' states like minnesota which is where eggman lives

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/At-will_employment
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oh boy, here comes the "anonymous" kickstarter that we sure never saw coming

fuck off stupid scamming egg
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Can confirm.

Called him the other day, all of it's true. It was fun while it lasted, it's all over.

F
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oh shit eggy got fired from his office job? last i heard he was biking to work and wageslaving 2 jobs, saving money so he could become homeless. i wonder what he'll do now.
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I was about to drop this show but this episode was pretty cool
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>>29753301
suicide hopefully
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how long til eggy offs himself?
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Do not trust any fundraisers. It's an opportunity for people to scam you.

We can pull together and try to help him once all doubt has vanished, but it is too early right now. We'll work on something.

The best thing someone can do is offer shelter. Of you have a spare room/empty house, contact me and I'll pass the info over.
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>getting fired for no reason

you honestly think we're going to believe this, eggy?
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>>29753362
In his state it's legal. Scroll up
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Not gonna lie, the egg rage kinda spooked me.
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>>29753296
How is he taking it? D:
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>>29753296
fuck you
bloxblox
blox
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trip gag attention whore btfo fuck you failed normie physical abomination
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>>29753296
Is the egg contemplating suicide?
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>>29753362
lol, like he's really likable or something

we know you posted this and you're lurking eggy;
looking at all those thumbnails, all i could think is why you don't become a trap and whore yourself out
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How can it be 'all over' already on the first day of being fired? Hasn't he saved a single dollar during all that time working 2 jobs at once?
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Poor guy.

He does seem to be pretty good at finding jobs at the very least, even if he isn't good at keeping them. I'm sure the egg will roll back into upright position soon.
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>>29753109
NOT

YOUR

FUCKING

BLOG

FUCK OFF, EGGMAN

NO ONE CARES

STOP POSTING YOUR VIDEO DIARIES HERE

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29753109

So?

who gives a fuck?

His problems are relatively minuscule compared to what some people on here are going through.

It is pretty surprising though, that he pops on a few months later and is instantly shilling for sympathy and donations.

Literally worse than a woman.
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>>29753538
>His problems are relatively minuscule compared to what some people on here are going through.
>Le kids in Africa have it worse than you
KYS
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>>29753362

They probably found his videos about GENETICALLY SUPERIOR MALES.
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>>29753527
he is massively in debt.
its all over for eggman he will have to suck dick on the street to pay off his loan sharks.
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hope he goes to prison, he wouldn't last a day. at least you guys know he won't get raped
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>>29753565
>he is massively in debt.
lol what did he even spend money on
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>>29753552


But we're not in africa are we now, dipshit?

Shut the fuck up toby, you're fake, you intellectually dishonest, and you're always on the grift. It should be no surprise people on here hate you.
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he should travel to europe to become a rapefugee

just throw passport to the ocean beforehand and claim that you're from syria
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what was his job? look at that fucking head.
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>>29753587
drugs, he had a massive drug problem when he was a teen.
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>>29753612
No, it consists of student loans, at least that is what he told us.
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Eggman just can't catch a break. I'm worried about him.
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>>29753612
he could make a living being the prime example of why you shouldn't do drugs
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>>29753630
bruh he told us on the steam the other day that he was in a household full of druggies.
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>1:15

Really sorry to hear the news, Eggy.
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>>29753639
So he and his parents loaned money to buy drugs?
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>>29753612
Really? What sorts of things did he get up to?
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>>29753656
wouldnt you if you had a child like that and looked like him?
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>>29753527
All his money went to his coke addict gf.
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were his parents alcoholics?
he looks like had fetal alcohol syndrome
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>>29753672
How do you know this? Pls respond
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>>29753672
I can't even imagine a literal retard sleeping with him
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As sad as I feel for eggy it's still a bit funny after all the "positive thinking" and "we're gonna make it" crap he's be spouting in his roll ups like it makes a difference when in reality if you're fucked, you're fucked, and no deluded optimism is going to pull you out from the gutter. Sure, some do actually make it but you never here about those that don't.
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>>29753632

He's a living example of society's unchecked hatred of the ugly and weird looking. Of course he got fired. I'm surpirsed he held a job for as long as he did looking like that. Normies like to pretend we live in a just world, they like to think they're tolerant because they're okay with blacks and gays and whatnot getting a fair opportunity these days. But the ugly and the strange will never join those ranks and become a 'protected class', this rendering all of that self righteousness and arbitrary "tolerance" utterly fucking worthless. Equality my ass.

I'm not even half as repulsive as eggy is either, and I still don't try. He tried. And he got put in his place for daring to be ugly and normal at the same time. Let this be a lesson to everyone here. If you want to win; cheat. Don't be an idealistic fool like eggman. He's gonna die alone on the streets because he was born as the person he is. Don't let it happen to you. Fuck over every normie you meet. Take advantage of every government scheme, of every single flaw in out hypocrital system. You're living in a wilderness pretending to be a civilisation. Fuck em all.
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>>29753560
This is probably it, actually. If they didn't even give him a reason, it was most likely something on the Internet.
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>>29753109
Wait did he detransition? Was it just a short duration meme?
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>>29753747
>As sad as I feel for eggy it's still a bit funny
It's a real life black comedy. His situation is hopeless and depressing and yet hilarious in a twisted fucked up way.

Egg man come move to the East Coast, we can be best bros
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>>29753109
Does he have a patreon?

I could spare $100/month
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>>29753773
>Take advantage of every government scheme
Already on it, friend :)
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>>29753534
I keep forgetting that there are people stupid enough to reply to a thread that they don't like. Fucking idiot, you're bumping it which leads to more people seeing it and bumping it more. You help the thread succeed with your stupid ass posts. You say "FUCK OFF" but bumping the thread makes it stay around longer.
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>>29753612
If you are in debt with drug dealers you end up flat out dead. Everyone and their dog knows that you liar.
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>>29753821

Fucking right you are. So am I. And don't you dare take it to heart when a normie mocks you for it. That's their imperative. They're tools. Leech, leech, leech. They'd gladly suck the life out of you. You're not doing anything wrong taking what you own from their economy.
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>>29753637
That is actually a great idea.
Eggman should go around schools looking like shit talking about how he was a handsome promising teen and heroin fucked up his life.
That's realy good money+ he seems to like talking bullshit and attention whoring (no harm intended)
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>>29753832
he wasnt in debt with drug dealers, he just took out loans. how about you get outside your mothers basement faggot and learn how the world works.
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>>29753896
Im on lots of neetbux right now (we are talking like 2k a month if u add it all up) but the only problem is my parents. If they find out I dont want to go to college anymore (they think I will next year) and have basically given up on life they will probably do something drastic.

The truth is, life isn't worth living, rich or poor. Im 22 and I already feel like I am 80 and ready to die.
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>>29753773

Amen brother. I could have wrote this myself.
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We can always use more eggart
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>>29753407
screw off eggfag
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I don't get how eggy can be in debt, how much is a cheap apartment in bum fuck minnesota? 800? doubt he's leasing his car it looks at least 10 years old, probably like 3-4k at most. Other then that I can't think of any big expenses, at most it probably costs him 12-15k to live his sad life for a year.
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Isn't egg technically autistic?
Why cant he get government assistance, isn't this a thing in america?
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>>29754147
>I don't get how eggy can be in debt
prostitutes.
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>>29753966
Ey man, you go straight to insults for what? To stroke your 2 inch ego? Eggy looks like a desperate motherfucker and you know it.
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>>29753821
huh, he actually wasn't particularly ugly as a teenager

what happened?
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>>29754261
baldness
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>>29754261
>what happened?
Cant you read the picture? The Black Pill, that's what happened.
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>>29754233


No, Egg's not autistic, he's just an assbaby, and they don't have programs for the Anally Born.
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all he needs is a hat and a friendly smile
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>>29754327
>all he needs is a hat and a friendly smile
Uhuh
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why is nature so cruel...

F
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>>29753109
Lmao eggy was so optimistic
>black pill saga
>eggy moves out
>happy
>lol just be urself
>lol just get a job
>gets fired

The world is just senpaitachi
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>guy tries to improve his life
>it all comes tumbling down
makes me genuinely depressed desu because that could be me soon
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>>29754424
>tfw it is me
Dont even try guys, it doesnt get better for inferior males.
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>>29753109
is this the part where eggy's shitty life gives him the content and motivation, to finally create his lose yourself hit rap single?
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>>29753274
>fuck off stupid scamming egg
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how the fuck does this guy find the motivation to continue living?
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>>29754537
i think he's finally

cracking

under the pressure
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>>29753896
>tfw about to get 200bux in EBT
feels fucking good man.
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I wanna have egg's will to love desu, just taking a look at him makes me feel much better about myself
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>>29753109
it's a little bit better to try and fail than to never try at all and be constantly tortured by an idle mind

at least i hope it is
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>>29753269
he doesn't live in minnesota anymore
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>>29754632
>it's a little bit better to try and fail than to never try at all and be constantly tortured by an idle mind
If you have any resemblance of an ego it is not
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hopefully he goes ER on the normies oh wait he's one too
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If you watch his seven hour stream video on Youtube that he made a few days ago he talks about what is currently going on in his life, I know he mentioned something about a potential roommate but I don't think that worked out with him. He also probably wasn't expecting to go into work today and get fired, so that hit him like a sack of bricks. His family won't assist him and he has nobody that can help him, he already said that he can't afford rent/bills so he's probably gonna get evicted.

I imagine he can seek some help if he really tried, his city might have a homeless shelter or a place for people with nowhere to go, possibly red cross or something. Hell even some churches will house the homeless, or give them hot meals. And some places give out free jackets, sleeping bags or clothes to homeless people as well. But he already knows he'll most likely get evicted, and I'm guessing he'll lose his car as well since he can't afford to make payments on it. I mean it really sucks for him, you wake up one day and lose everything, you lose your job, apartment, your car, your bed, etc.

I really wouldn't be surprised if he kills himself or goes off the deep end and tries to shoot people, he might possibly check himself into a mental institute as well. Will have to see what happens in the next few days or weeks, I'm hoping he'll make update videos but obviously Eggy is a massive state of shock. I mean how would you feel in his situation? You'd clearly be freaking out just like he is, your family won't help you and you have no where to go.

I know I'd be crying and freaking out massively.
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I feel really priviliged right now, i live in germany, i get everything for free, money, appartment, healthcare, washing maschine etc, and i never have to work.

He should really come here, i feel bad.
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>>29753612
>suburban white boy who records autistic wannabe-gangster rap had a massive drug problem

I can't say that I'm surprised
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>>29754689
>I really wouldn't be surprised if he kills himself or goes off the deep end and tries to shoot people
People do tend to internally adopt the labels forced upon them by society...
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>>29754704
Eggy isn't coming from your homeland Achmed, Merkel doesn't care for his type
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>>29753212
those laws only exist in Europe

in America it's the land of freedom so bosses can do whatever they like to you: that's what freedom means
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>>29754714
Yeah, he has nothing to do with it, no responsibility for his miserable existence.

kek. The self-victimization on here is hilarious
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>>29754728
He could always pretend :^)
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>>29754704
yeah and you better fucking check that privilege every day you fucking kraut
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>>29753825
>I am new
>what is sage
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>>29754755
>Muh just world
Go away normie. If you had followed him the past few years you would have known he has relentlessly tried to make his life better, but because he is genetically inferior it didn't work.
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Does he have siblings?

Why does his family hate him?
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Sorry eggy
hope you dont die senpai
life was starting looking up for him too
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>>29754790
just fucking look at him
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>>29754755
I was referring to the oregon school shooting incident
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>>29754763
I do, and i feel fucking good.

I don't get it.

Why do failed US neets don't move here?

Just spend your last money to fly here, throw away passport, speak broken english to police, they transfer you to a refugee center, few months later you get an appartment, and neetbux for live, literally.
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>>29754803
Is that the only reason? Pretty shit family.
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>>29754672
> oh wait he's one too
That doesn't change much, even if he's a normie, eggy knows how it is.
The black pill saga shows that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=262&v=RMQK2sVxf2A
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>>29753109
Honestly he probably got fired because he is grotesque-looking.

I'm genuinely surprised that he was offered a job that involves customer interaction at all considering he is utterly hideous.

No company wants someone as ugly as him working for them. Obviously there will be average and less attractive people, but he crosses the line. He is absolute disgusting looking, and the hair doesn't help

Can't say I'm surprised.
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>>29754450
that fucking pic hahahahahaha
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>>29754450

Fuck.in.hell, Eggy. You got a real knack of taking non photogenic selfies. .
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>>29754890
>You got a real knack of taking non photogenic selfies. .
ikr
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How old is he? Why doesn't he just join the military?
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>>29754843
So society ignores him and everyone wishes he would just drop dead.

Really makes ya think.
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>>29754790
He is adopted I heard so he doesn't really have a family.
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>>29754750
>those laws only exist in Europe

you're retarded
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>>29754921
>11MB gif
thanks this will come in handy
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>>29754921
>11MB
just make a webm nigger
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>>29754912
he's 24 and he said he has thought about it but its not for him but this was before he got his ass fired
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>>29754934
Yeah it's very sad, but it's how it works.

Attractive people are treated better, while unattractive people are treated badly.

This fact is only exaggerated further by how bad Eggy looks.
You can survive life being average, even slightly ugly, but at his level, it's basically game over.

He is one of the few examples of being doomed from birth.
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>>29754634
where is he living?
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>>29755034
I'm kinda in the same situation as him. I'm thinking about just saying fuck it and be a military bitch for 4 years. At least he could save money up if isn't retarded in the military.
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>>29753109
>planning to kill myself on 6th, maybe tonight actually
>worked out today, not sure why. actually had some hope of being better while i'm there and start to decide not to
>come home, sit down at computer
>see eggy's video

Jesus, we live in a cruel world. I guess it's not cancelled, then. See you in hell.
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>>29755044
>eggy about to jump off a building and crack
>police get him down
>crowd below tells him to go back up when they see his face
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>>29754969
>>29755018
sorry i didn't check
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>>29753109
>finish video
>autoplay takes me here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW24XRDRjas

FUCK YOU RAOSTATUOHUAOHO SGHGNJIOG

HOW
FUCKING
DARE
YOU
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>>29753301
>saving money so he could become homeless
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I kinda wish i was wealthy so i could pay for plastic surgery for eggy, we got fucking trannies crowdfunding their fucking cunt surgery at no expense meanwhile poor eggy is fucking working 80 hour workweeks just to feed a somalia family of 4.
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>>29755255
I'm so glad someone made a WebM of this, you should title it "The egg cracks"
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>>29753109
Guys, why don't we start a gofundme for eggy?
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>>29755284
I would give him $5
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>>29754824
Thats retarded. You're telling me that the government doesnt hire people who speak refugee language to work with said "refugees". He would be busted in minutes
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>>29754704
As a spic, could I go to Germany?
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This was funny. hopes he kills himself so I stop seeing his attention whoring face on here.

He is looking for handouts. No one with a job can't afford any of their bills. It doesn't even make cents. Fuck this idiot.

Maybe he should do those meditations or whatever that Christine Chandler did. She no longer has autism.

>>29753407
It doesn't matter if it's legal. Companies just don't fire people unless they have to cut staff or the person is an asshole.
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>>29755538
only if you're muslim
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JUST FRY MY EGG UP
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>>29755567
>She no longer has autism.

There is no cure for autism.
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PAIN
WITHOUT LOVE
PAIN!!!!
CANT GET ENOUG!!! PAINNN!!!!
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He should lose some weight.
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man he is not being himself enough, also what a bitter piece of shit i bet he is a loser with no gf
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>>29755679
he wont have a choice hes gonna starve to death lol
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>>29753109
Chin up eggfag! You were parodied by The Onion!

http://www.theonion.com/article/man-driving-while-making-youtube-video-explain-how-53169
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Where were you when eggy went supersayin 3?
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>>29753821
Whats the video in the second panel?
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>>29755631
says you.
you can't deny the proof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvnNoy1rEu0
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>Right Livelihood. This means choosing a job that does not hurt others. The Buddha said, "Do not earn your living by harming others. Do not seek happiness by making others unhappy."

Egg should not be seen by people, because it makes them unhappy.
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>>29755827
>>29755567

Funny that he kind of looks like Chris Chan

Also

>you can't deny the proof

Well, she(?) (xi?) (it?) didn't go "HMMMMM" even once like he usually did in his videos, so that checks out.
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its the long hair desu

deloranges
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>>29753109

At least you are doing a good thing and not wanting to hurt the people who fired you
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>>29753362

at the least they didn't like him and wanted to get his ass fired.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0

daily reminder to take the black pill
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Hope he kills himself. He's an attention whore and not even a robot.
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Transphobia is a terrible thing, that's probably why she got fired. It also looks like she was consciously trying to hide her transition and present as male at her workplace.


Someone post her transition timeline, it was very inspiring.
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>>29755262
hahahaha holy shit the juxtaposition of her vs eggys video
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>>29755772
I had to do it. Eggy I am genuinely sorry you got fired
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Like most other anons ITT said, You can't help but feel bad for eggman. He got fired because he looks ugly.

Sucks, But it's true. That's just the way the world works. Places like 4chan give everyone a place to communicate without being judged on external appearance, as the text we create comes from "within"
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>>29756100
This would be an amazing banner. You should make it work for a board and submit it.
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>>29753109
Well look who it is. Whatever happened to his suicide plan?
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Eggman your transition was going so well too
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I don't keep up with eggman, doesn't he have two jobs, why is losing one such a big deal, he can just get another shit job to make up for it.
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>>29756125
hahaha i can already see it. Yeah it would make a good banner
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>>29756033
Posted the time line see


>>29756141
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>>29756141
>>29756033

This is why I love this board


this is pobavbly an original comment
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>>29753109

Where did this cuck work?

WHy didn't he shave his head?
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>>29753109
I'm guessing the store managers finally came across his youtube videos and fired him under "at-will" employment.

Time to collect your unemployment eggy.
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>>29756150
if only it were that easy...

your comment was unoriginal
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>>29754837
>pharma companies will never change their way of thinking to help people's mental health and always be for profit
Maybe if people legitimately wanted to help others rather then make a profit off of them then maybe this country would be better.
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i wouldnt be surprised if they found his videos and realized they didnt want a short fused, egg shaped, misogynistic literal retard working for them
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>>29756150
he quit both of them after getting a better paying job.
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>>29756292

Jesus fuck. Is that a shoop? How old is he? What's his birth defect?
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>>29756334
i'm afraid not anon, he just lost the genetic lotterly.
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>>29754450
He can't even maintain a haircut.
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>>29756334
diagnosis:
GENETICALLY
INFERIOR
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am i the only person who cant stop laughing at how fucking terrible this guys life is?
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>>29755589
What the fuck he looks so much better like this. If he list a bit of weight too he might even look normal
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>>29753296
Hey bud how's the game server thing coming or are you still supporting your sister b shit
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>>29756503
>>29756141
poor dude. he was such a hunk
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someone need to put the poor dog out of his misery....
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>up next in the sidebar
>that many views
i wanna sympathize, but it's still boring as fuck not even 4 minutes in....
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>>29753109
this is your average day of a wagecuck
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Can eggie find a new job? Is this it for him?
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>>29753407
depends on the type of job but yeah they most likely didnt need a reason
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>>29755276
>anzu is flat as a dinner plate

I want her
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We can make eggy picture make people believe he is the oregon shooter, I bet we can make a gofundme go viral for him.
>inb4 edgy comments about he is somehow a normalfag looking for attention
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>>29757061
yeah we should make a gofundme, i would definitely donate around 100 bucks for ol' eggy peggy
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wow you guys have poor coping skills

t. normie
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he is streaming right now with a paypal donation link

do you actually believe this guy is homeless? this is clearly a ruse right?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jljt3XMdmGI

eggy is streaming shrek get the FUCK in here
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>>29757061
nice try eggfag

go die in a trashcan you piece of shit
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>>29757227
nigga got a farquad haircut nigga needs to die son
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>>29753109
Man, Jacksfilms has gained a LOT of weight.
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>>29757227
if he's about to be homeless why is he streaming video games?
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>>29757325
la joie de vivre
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>>29757325
He said he got kicked out today so clearly he is bullshitting
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>>29757325
autism

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>29757227

>canned because of performance issues
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>>29757227
damn he got a lot uglier with the ling hair
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>>29757402
They found his black pill vid
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>>29757402
>works 80 hours a week
>gets fired on the spot for performance issues

only in america.
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>>29755262
This is disgusting.

She makes more off her youtube videos than most of us ever would at a job.
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The egg has cracked
the man is dancing to feminist propaganda
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>>29758283
just scramble my shit up senpai
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SLEEP TIGHT EGGERS
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EGGY JUST POPPED A A BUNCH OF PILLS AND PASSED OUT ON CAM


THIS IS IS BOYS
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fuck i hope he took fake pills but they came straight from the botle like i hope its sugur pills.. hopefully one big troll
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>>29758953
>>29758971
>take a piss for fucking 3 minutes
>I miss pill popping
FUCKING
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>>29753362
it's almost like mr. shekelstein isn't an amazing caring boss
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Eggy eggy wherever you are
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>>29758953
>>29758971
please no
were they red pills?
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>>29759035
They were black of course.
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>>29754634

The cars in the video all had MN plates
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DON'T YOU

FORGET ABOUT ME

DON'T DON'T DON'T
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>>29753109
i hope things get better man
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sleep tight, eggling
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eggy no ;___;
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somebody got a recording of the stream
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>>29759241
it auto archives on his channel retard
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BUMP THIS

>>>/b/693239153
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>>29755841
is it his fucking fault he was born looking like that?

buddhism is a bunch of garbage anyway, like every other religion. its practitioners are hypocrites with massive delusions
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I don't believe he's OD'ing. I think he's just streaming himself sleeping and shitposters are jumping on it.
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>>29759186
>restfull
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>viewer count spikes 4x when he stops doing anything
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Bros, I'm about to enter his dreams. I'm an experienced lucid dreamer and tulpamancer, I'm going to wake the egg up and make him do a dance, stay tuned. if you have any requests for neural implantation post them now, I'm close to phasing over.
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>>29759369
this is exactly the kind of mental illness i would expect on /x/, but i guess /r9k/ is basically the same audience
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holy fuck who said he took pills then normies are starting to buy it
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>>29759391
If you go to the live youtube page and then go to live now it's about 15th highest.
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He has been hyping up his homelessness for months now. I can't wait for the living in the box video.

>he guys isn't is this comfy
>look this is the puddle where I piss
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>>29754293

jesus I lost my shit to this pic, thank god I'm home alone. Poor eggman I hope he's ok
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I am losing my shit here
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I cant stop laughing, this is the hardest I've laughed in months...
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>>29759599
>some anon thought hey might as well get a couple of (You)s
>EGG JUST SWALLOWED A WHOLE BUNCH F PILLS
>starts to blow up
>346 people now watching egg sleep

the madman is probably laughing his ass off right now
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>>29759645
He didn't even take any fucking pills. He's just asleep

Why do you faggots have to make a happening out of nothing?
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>all the kids in chat asking if "anyone else from /b/??"
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>>29759674
It was just a joke between the viewers but then it exploded when people started posting it all over 4chan.
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>>29759186
sleep tight, yonder eggling
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>>29755262
Her nose makes her look like a pig, it's really unattractive.
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>>29753538
>being homeless is minuscule
retard detected
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Almost 400 but not quite.
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what is eggo's snapchat?
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there goes libertarianism
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Where in Minnesota does eggy live?
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do people outside of 4chan know about eggy why are there so many people watching
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>>29760194
He said in the stream on sunday that he's just north of minneapolis/saint paul.
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>>29753538
Fuck of NEET faggot, none of you will ever end up homeless because you're too busy leaching off your parents.

Being homeless is literally bottom of the barrel second only to living in a third world country.
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>>29756100
change it to reeeee
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>>29760223
do you think only 400 people browse this website?
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>>29760252

Homeless life sounds comfy AF. I'd do it if I had a car

( to be fair, I have the money so I'd never go hungry)
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>>29760293
well it is a lot for this board to be watching it this long after he fell asleep. no need to be rude
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>>29754147
shit dude I had an apartment a few years back in MN for 450 close to the city and it wasn't even that bad, I'm sure it'd be even cheaper with shared bathroom or some roommates.
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So is he adopted?
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>>29760298
No you wouldn't. I'm sure its easy to say that whilst being in a nicely heated room with food but you're full of shit.
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>>29760304
sorry

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>29760313

What do you mean? I'd chill in my car, not interacting with normies and eat cheap food from my local store. Could use my laptop to browse r9k or just read books.

It wouldn't be amazing but It wouldn't be unbearably awful.
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>>29760342
Kek, sure you would NEET boy.

You wouldn't last a day.
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Margaret is that you?
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>>29759460
He could be a pioneering the new homeless streamer meme
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Honestly he probably got fired because he insists on plastering himself all over the internet, specifically this board, which has been involved in a number of controversial activities.
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does anybody know if the address the chat is spamming legit? is eggy doxxy?
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/b/ is filled with fucking children aren't they
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>>29760761
it's real, someone should call the amber lamps because if he doesn't receive medical treatment soon he'll OD completely
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