How's your relationship with your sister?
My sister is dead
I have never met my aneki.
I don't even know her name actually.
Nonexistent
She told my grandparents "We just ignore him" when they asked why I never come out of my room
>be me
>be in love with onii-chan
>this is my evolution
Pretty comfy desu~
I always give her hugs and kisses.
>>29738904
I wish I had a sister
Maybe I wouldn't be so autistic around people then
But considering my brother has friends and I am still autistic around people I am guessing the outcome would be the same
>>29738997
Don't pretend to be something you aren't
>>29739006
>tfw onii-chan lives too far away to always give me hugs and kisses
>>29739031
>Don't pretend to be something you aren't
BULLY
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1st sister we have a meme relationship because we fought like kids when we were kids.
I think she resents me because I'm fucking crazy or did when I was doing drugs.
My 2nd loved me to death BIG BROTTTHERRE XDD but she might think I'm crazy now, she's almost in her teens.
Haven't talked to them for years.
>>29739048
Funny because she pretends that she doesn't like it.
>>29739082
>Funny because she pretends that she doesn't like it.
Literally the best.
>>29739076
*my 1st sister did watch anime with me though so I think we're actually cool.
>>29738904
Could be somewhat better. Could be a whole lot worse, though.
She's a lot more curt with me on average than she used to be, though I suppose that could be just due to growing up. Still casually talks about random topics and comes to me for comfort/hugs when she needs it, though. Feels good, man.
Treasure your imoutosand onee-chans, anons. Treasure them.
>>29738904
FUCK HER BEFORE SHE EXPIRES
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
My mom doesn't let me talk to them and I don't even ask, not really sure why.
I'd say I'm mad, but I don't want to see my little sisters grown up, they aren't kawaii anymore, we missed so many years after I ran from her and her even more psycho boyfriend.
Fuck everything.
>>29739131
Did you, abandon them?
>>29739099
Yeah, mine does too. I remember her wanting to buy the Idolm@ster game after we both watched it. Don't think she ever got it though. Not even sure if the game is localized, let alone how she found out about it. Is that game even intended for a female audience?
Sometimes I wonder what having an onee-chan would be like. Always being the shoulder to cry on gets a little stressful sometimes, you know?
my parents had me 15 years after my sister, she lives in another city and when she comes to visit we barely talk
>>29738904
She always was a bitch with me due to me being an autist. I snapped like 3-4 years ago and since then, I haven't spoken a word to her, even though we lived in the same appartment with my parents.
Now she has her own appartment.
If you haven't guessed it by now, she's not an imouto but an onee-san. Onee-san are trash tier.
she's a porn actress and she knows I watch her videos, only thing shes pissed about is I dont pay for them
I fuck her little ass literally everyday, and I'm talking about anal sex right here. She's technically still a virgin though.
She knows when night comes she has to come in my room and let me fuck her ass, we've been doing it for 10 years now.
>>29740015
post them? does she have nice feet?
>>29740064
>She's technically still a virgin though
>>29740092
Don't want people to know I've been abusing her, especially not her mom
>>29740064
if this was actually real I would be confused at how any parent can be this oblivious
>>29740127
>her mom
What did he mean by this?Also how exactly are you supposed to be abusing her
Pick one
imotou or onee-san?
>>29739405
weep on my shoulder buby
>>29739114
damn right kiddo
oreganooooo
It's pretty good i guess. She's still young so she probably looks up to her big brother.
Kinda wish it wasn't that way so she wouldn't get too sad when i eventually decide to kill myself
>>29738904
I ran away from home at 16, my sister was 8 at the time. 6 years later shes trying to get in touch with me even though she doesn't know me. feels wrong somehow.
>>29738904
Nonexistant, my sister was already like 14 when I was born. By the time I was a teen, she had already graduated college & moved to Florida.
The only time we ever talk is at the rare family gatherings, & even then we're basically strangers.
I really just consider myself an only child desu.
>missed out on sibling friendships
terrible feel 2bh. When my parents die I essentially won't have a family.
>>29738904
I pay her bills. Bitch doesn't deserve though.
Great relationship with my little sister growing up. Other people were always surprised to hear we never fought and actually got along just fine.
She moved to the other side of the country to marry a spineless cuck she met on the internet and now she's a full-fledged SJW with bright red dyke hair and a nose ring.
>>29744260
Can you guess the reason why?
>>29744411
>I pay her bills
& what does she give in return...?
Brother use to vacuum my hair up in the roller part of out vacuum cleaner, dad would rip it all out when he got home because my long hair reminds him of mom. He also ridiculed me a lot and would tell me I am just a spic adopted from Mexico
I yelled at my brother for abusing me when we were kids over the phone and haven't talked to him since
Wish I had a big brother who let me look up to him. My favorite thing to do when I was little was to sit and watch him play video games
I don't know her.
My sister sends me memes on facebook. She's pretty cool.
>>29744496
You can be my new sister if you do incest RP with me.
very good actually
>hang out with older sister as often as possible
>every morning she writes me "good morning sunshine"
>always listens to my problems
>brings me sweets and other small gifts
>always hugs/cuddles and kisses me
>sends me tons of selfies
>plays videogames with me and watches TV shows/Movies with me (I get to pick what we watch/play)
>she is also very good looking so whenever I am outside with her I feel alpacca as fuck
>>29744455
Disgust. Rage. Feeling of time and money wasted.
Cleared three grand of her credit card once. Bitch doesn't even open the bill when it arrives.
>>29744569
Too bad I am a lesbian because of the poor male role models in my life as a child
Unless you are a qt girl that is
>>29744596
I'm not but if I shaved my whole body and grew my hair out I could pass for a trap.
>tfw imouto is a whore
>tfw she'll never listen to me because "you're not the boss of me" and parents are just as degenerate as her
I just want an anime relationship.
She recently moved in with me to be closer to her college. It's okay. She's a Stacy, so she's barely home anyway. She doesn't mind cleaning and cooking since she's invading my space and I'm paying her bills, which is great. As for the relationship itself, we don't really hang out. She has her friends, and I have my vidya. We don't dislike each other though, we're just not close.
>>29738904
I have two younger sisters but I don't really know them. I looked after them when they were younger because I was the older brother etc but I think we haven't actually talked in like five years. Couldn't tell you what kind of people they are. Sometimes my mom tells them to ask me for advice because I already did the whole school-college-job thing but on a personal level we might as well be strangers. At least from my perspective, no clue what they think.
Older sister is my best friend
Younger sister used to be scared of me and now she loves me
I'm the only male and the middle child. I want to blow my brains out.
>>29744580
So she's basically your girlfriend minus the sex.
>>29738904
She doesn't like me, I think she felt displaced when I was born so she just ignored me for most of her life.
One of the rules she had was that in her birthdays her friends never had to see me.
And for last christmas she got presents for fucking everyone except for me.
Feels really bad to be honest, considering that siblings your help each other out, but at least I don't see her anymore since she went to live with her succesful chad boyfriend.
Younger sister is a bitch, has no sympathy or empathy of any kind. Older sister is a pretty cool chick but she has no problems with using you and manipulating you.
>>29738904
>that pic
Horrifying. Thank god my sisters love me, it's good to be their only brother, also the older one.
>>29744696
dunno never had a girlfriend before, never had time for any girls because hang out with sister so much.
>>29744592
You sound like a beta, why are you even wasting your money?
At least make her give you some BJs out of it.
pretty bad time with my sister growing up, she was basically the complete opposite of me. I think i went through my entire highschool years without talking to her. Pretty much all of good memories of her is when she dressed me up like a girl, when she had a weeb friend that I learned about anime from, and sometimes she gives me a slurpee or drives me to college.
i have two sisters
first 24, second 22, and i'm 20
we have no relationship whatsoever and never have
>>29744785
The next course of action is obvious
>>29744785
Give her theoriginaldick.
>>29744824
(except they're best friends, i mean they have no relationship with me)
>>29744817
hey, what the fuck, are you me? Minus the part about the weeb friend
>>29744804
Yeah, should cut off privileges. Not worth it.
>>29744439
sauce
god damn it sauce
>>29738904
I don't have a sister.
>Be robot
>Only sibling is a little brother and he's a chad
>>29744826
>>29744831
actually taking everything into account that happened over all the yearsstuff like 'sniffing her flower', its strange that it didn't happen already. I even know what makes her horny and we often tease and flirt with each other.
I guess the weird thing is that I witnessed the last 25 years with her and know exactly whats going on in her mind and what everything happened in the past.
>>29745064
I know that feel
>Little brother scored before me
I'm such a failure holy shit
>>29745107
She wants it, anon, she wouldn't do those things with you otherwise. Do you kiss her on the lips? If not, start with that. Then progress to tongues and start making out with her. It should go naturally from there.
wish she'd never been born. havent spoken in 10 years and dont plan on it
I have two younger sisters.
They're twins.
One is socially a normie but rather stupid and deluded.
The other one is sociall a failed normie, but pretty smart or atleast as smart as I am.
I talk to the failed normie atleast 3 times a week for more then 20 minutes.
With the other one at best 5 minutes of smalltalk.
When they were fighting 2 weeks ago failed normie screamed at her twin, that "ANON-KUN HAS NEARLY NO INTEREST IN, THAT'S HOW STUPID YOU ARE."
They both know I'm somewhat of a cyborg, with failed normie jokingly telling me now and then that I should get myself tested on autism.
Pretty weird relationship so to say.
>>29745164
are they cute?
>>29738904
I don't talk to them, they don't talk to me.
>>29745190
They are both cute in their own ways, thouh it's hard to describe as their Onii-chan.
>>29738904
She's 13 years older than me and had a daughter with a 63 year old while she was 27
>>29745216
okay... let's try this
are they fat or slim?
>>29745034
I just crop those kinds of pictures, don't really remember the name but if I searched I could probably find it.
>>29745240
Both are slim. Failed normie is as tall as I am.
Normie is half a head shorter then me.
I personally have manlet status with 5'7" or 1.71m.
I have no sisters because my parents fell for the onanistic jew and had only 2 kids in theirs 30s, me and my brother who I speak to a half dozen times a year.
>>29745147
>not always kissing your sisters on the lips
This video sums it up pretty well.
https://youtu.be/FCOUXrUcOdw
>>29745147
she always kisses me on the cheek for 3-5 seconds. several times, usually as greeting or as goodbye
>>29745309
its kinda weird.
>>29745389
>its kinda weird
It's just a way to show affection between siblings
>>29745389
Go for the lips anon. You can do it.
>How's your relationship with your sister?
Nothing sexual... other than that it's normal-ish I guess, we rarely talk to each other but does not mean she dislikes me or anything. We just don't have anything to share, usually mind our own businesses
tfw your sister gets a boyfriend the moment you leave for university miles away
there is nothing I can do now
I exercise a lot and she makes a big deal about my body, she talks a lot about it to my mom and asks me questions about working out sometimes.. If I'm looking somewhere else she'll stand there are stare at me. She'll sometimes awkwardly grab at my biceps or stomach when getting my attention.
She starts highschool in fall so I guess she's at that age.
>>29745467
>Nothing sexual
>Nothing
>sexual
>>29745501
She's at that age where she wants to ride her onii-chan's cock.
>>29745514
That's a good thing, you degenerate
>>29745563
>implying
>not embracing the purest love between siblings
>>29745589
Nigga, she was born with high functioning autism and I haven't sunk low enough into degeneracy like the rest of you "siscon" faggots
>>29745717
>not loving your sister despite that
You're a terrible brother.
I have a really, really huge younger sister fetish, and I actually have a younger sister
She's fat tho
>>29745767
>She's fat
>I have a really, really huge younger sister fetish
What exactly is the problem?
>>29745730
I do love my sister but not that "i want my dick in your vagina" kind of love. Just normal relationship toward family members
too much anime?
>>29745717
>Not liking your autistic, depended sister
Kill yourself famalam
>>29745798
I'm not talking about family members
I'm talking sisters. As siblings nobody will ever love them as much as you can.
>>29745767
Fat is the opposite of cute you ''''"''''""""chubby''''"''''"''""" faggot
>>29745461
>>29745417
how exactly?
also did I mention that she worked as an escort some time ago?
and did I mention that she has a boyfriend (which she already cheats on)?
the situation is way more complex than you might think and consequences could never be the same
>>29740130
Not that guy, but my friend when I was young had sex with his sister in his room while his parents were upstairs making breakfast. Fuck, cum in her, and then eat breakfast with family. I assume they would have heard something, but nope.
I haven't been in any real sex so I don't know how loud it is.
>>29738904
I haven't talked to my family in 4 years.
I want to but I can't bring myself to do it.
>>29745845
Ah, such a shame. You could've prevented this, but I suppose it's too late now.
Always sucks to have those kinds of siblings. I suppose she's a long lost cause.
Also great job enabling a cheater you cuck
>>29745795
Kek, beat me to itayy lmao nothing is original
>tfw no loving similar aged/younger sister to bully me for being a virgin/loner who is also attractive and popular
I wonder what it would be like to have a sister
>>29745845
Next time she kisses you on the cheek, steal a kiss on the lips. And before you ask me how again, just rotate your fucking head and stop being retarded.
>also did I mention that she worked as an escort some time ago?
>and did I mention that she has a boyfriend (which she already cheats on)?
She's acting out the frustration of not having you.
>>29745860
>that feel when you will never have a sister gf
>>29745816
Ok... That exactly what am I doing. I love my sister, I can protect my sister, can so whatever the fuck...for her. But not incest bullshit
>>29745920
>bullshit
You can call it whatever you want, but it's still purest love. I'm just sad that you can't see it.
>>29738904
She fucked some asshole and got pregnant. Certifiable asshole, too, and had a kid with him.
He wanted their daughter aborted so I'm going to tell her when she reaches about 16 so she can despise him and fall into a spiraling depression.
She's a wagecuck who works at a gas station for minimum wage for twelve hours a day, every day of the week.
Our relationship is meh. She was obliged by our mother, who I eavesdropped on, to take me to the theater and do things. Me and my sister had like ten conversations in the course of a month and she got tired of it and fucked off. She had to be paid fifty bucks by my mom to talk to me, and a few weeks ago, my sister walked in on me during a fap and told my mother. In private, she sniggered and I ripped her a new one for telling mom. Mom actually told me she told her about it and to lock the door, as my sister was expecting our mother to make me get off MY computer I paid for so my sister could have it for normie shit like Facebook.
Basically, I'm neutral with my sister.
She's playing American Truck Sim right next to me
I bought her that game cause she loved Euro truck Sim 2
I guess I'm rather lucky but I fear she might end up like me
She's 15 and very few friends
She considers whores almost every other female of her age
Plus she's overly racist because of me and our mother influence
I lover her so much, not in a pervert way but she's the most important person in my life
>>29745955
*He fucked her asshole and got pregnant
Sounds like trash-tier sister, Anon. She's under 16 and did that. Not saying they can't do that, but that's just fucking trash. After her abortion, make her feel like shit for being a little slut.
>>29745884
>Ah, such a shame. You could've prevented this, but I suppose it's too late now.
nope no chance
>Always sucks to have those kinds of siblings. I suppose she's a long lost cause.
She actually got her shit together, got a honest job, got an education and turned very /fit/ through dancing ballet and workout. She also only cheated 2 times in a 10 year long relationship.
Her boyfriend is only there to clean up behind her and do chores, there is no love involved in that.
Its always kinda funny when he complains that my sister is hanging out too much with me.
>>29745893
I never did it before so how the fuck would I even know?
>>29745943
Whatever man. I can't see anything more than me and my sister being humiliated
>>29746034
>not in a pervert way
>implying there's anything perverted about love between siblings
>>29746024
>not beating the shit out of your sister to assert dominance
>>29746045
>She's under 16 and did that
He means his neice you retard.
>>29746053
>I never did it before so how the fuck would I even know?
Watch a movie with kissing scenes and copy that if you don't have a natural instinct of how to kiss.
>>29746060
>retard
Fuck you, faggot.
He never said it was their kid. Only implied.
>>29746055
How are you gonna be humiliated? Do you wanna see her fuck up her life when you could've prevented it? You'd think you being her brother you'd know about this.
>>29746079
>He wanted their daughter aborted so I'm going to tell her when she reaches about 16
Fucking learn to read holy shit.
>>29746101
>their daughter aborted
>going to tell her
Makes me think that the brother will tell the sister about it when she turns 16 that the boyfriend wanted an abortion.
Fucking learn how to understand other points of view, shit.
>>29738904
Basic, she is a bit of a feminist dyke but apart from that we share similar sense of humor and taste in shows.
All in all we get along well, as long as we aren't talking about feminism.
>>29746135
I know what you thought but you should have thought harder/better. It's not my fault you're stupid.
>>29746135
FTR I made the same mistake at first but then I read it again because I am not retarded.
sister #1
>druggie/alcoholic whore who got knocked up at 18
sister #2
>druggie/alcoholic whore who is bouncing between rehab, jail, and running away from cops
haven't seen them in 2+ years and i wouldn't care if they died
>>29746090
How are she gonna fuck up her life? Because I'm not putting my dick inside her hole? The fuck? I already decided that when I have my own house, I will let her live with me, she will be protected.
Really, there hardly is a relationship. She stayed at home and probably will marry soon while I went to the city and probably won't ever go back. We just have nothing in common (well aside from genes).
Of course even though she's younger she's already more successful.
>>29746090
Where are those lines from?
>>29746231
I'm just saying it's more likely than not for that to happen. The world is a terrible place and good things don't happen to people.
>>29746266
I don't make a note to remember, I just crop the pictures. You could probably find it pretty easily on sad pandaso could Iif you use the right tags.
You guys realize that incest isn't the default relationship in families, right?
>>29746072
is it really that easy?
how do I train this?
>>29746366
it absolutely isn't, as a kid I thought everyone was as close to his sister as I was, turns out its the other way around. brothers and sister don't get along usually.
>mfw sister was sending me selfies earlier where she puts on a sexy face and asked if it looks good
its also confusing as fuck for the own dick.
>>29747061
It's okay, Anon. Not everybody has good relations with their families.
>>29747108
kinda sad, every man should have a good caring sister.
>>29747150
That would be the case if it was not a terrible world that we live in.
>>29747183
love in its purest form m8
>>29747419
I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about
>>29747446
the love between brother and sister is the purest form of love when it works.
>>29747495
That's what I've been saying the entire threadWhat do you mean when it works
We would fight a lot when we were younger
We get on really well now but she lives away - bit of a leftie nigger lover but a really good person
>>29747509
when she is really into you, lots of physical contact and intimacy.
>>29747655
And when she isn't?Then you probably have terrible siblings
>>29747686
but when she is....
>sleeps in my bed so that my pillows smell like her
>tickles my face with her hair
>dem boobs rubbing against me everytime she hugs me
>everytime playing footsie under the table
>playful fighting and cuddling
>she also likes when I massage her feet
pic unrelated
Sister died in the womb
>tfw no imouto ;_;
>>29748014
>tfw no imouto
one of the worst feels
>>29738904
Okay but a little distant. She's the youngest child, I'm the eldest with a little brother in the middle, so she's closer to him I think. Also I think she feels like she's in my shadow a little, academically and musically, since I was a good student and am a good musician, it's harder for her achievements to get noticed. We're similar in some ways, she doesn't seem to have many friends even though she has the potential to be social.
>>29745845
Don't listen to these idiots, don't try to fuck your sister. You'll ruin the already perfect relationship you have if she refuses.
>>29745909
It was not a gf situation. She was a slutmany many guys fucked her. He was openly gay with a bf. It started with drunk sex cuz he was straight virgin. The morning incident was her horniness and his morning wood. They did it because they liked sex and he had nice penis..
I blame parents. They were "sex forward" or whatever people who encourage their children to fuck around say. They wouldn't have liked the incest, but created the environment for it.
>>29748403
Who has that ancient screenshot of the anon who mistook his sister trying to get a ride as flirting and tried to kiss her?
>>29748460
Ah, what a shame.
Still
>that feel when no sister gf
>>29738904
She became a normalfag and I must gross her out
>>29748492
I've seen plenty of greentexts where an anon has tried to fuck their sister/mother/female family member and failed. Always ends badly for them, he needs to get out of this incest meme ASAP.
>>29748552
>incest
>meme
>not purest love
>>29738904
Who /has younger brother/ here?
>>29748578
Lust is never pure anon
>>29748587
i have 3. 2 normal younger brothers and one that's on track to be more fucked up than me.
>tfw your parents don't give a shit
>>29748607
>implying you can't have love with lust and/or the other way around
>>29748626
>one that's on track to be more fucked up than me
What do you mean?
>>29748587
>tfw younger brother used to be cute and sweet
>now he's an annoying teenage memester
>uses"kys" and watches keemstar unironically
Why did this have to happen?!
>>29748649
>nearly 10
>supposedly homeschooled but is getting no education
>still wears diapers
>plays minecraft all day
>bad teeth from never brushing teeth
>rarely goes outside
>learning to socialize by watching minecraft youtubers
i'm the only one who gives him any attention. i tried talking to my dad about it but he doesn't care.
>>29748740
You need to call social services or whoever deals with kids and families or your brother is doomed.
>>29739048
I always, ALWAYS believe by default things like this are just lies lonely fat male robots make up to make other robots feel jelly and left out. You're gonna have to do harder than that to convince us.
>>29748806
Yeah, the world sucks too much for something like that to be believable. Something bad happens to you? Everyone believes it. Something good? Yeah, like that ever happens.
>sister is 5 years older
>i.e I'm an autistic fat kid playing with legos while she's in her edgy teen phase and music etc.
>eventually she gets swamped with school because she chose like 2 extra subjects
>moves to UK to study, so I don't really use phone unless it's emergency/or something's required etc.
>never had any real relationship with her even though she's 'trying' to make it work now
By trying I mean that she's trying to guilt trip me into calling her regularly. I honestly have never developed any real relationship with any of my family members because either they didn't really care about me or my contact with them has been sparse at best.
>>29744383
>tfw two brothers
>one who's always hyperactive, constantly needing attention, still is on his computer a lot so we can often relate to each other
>the other is actually somewhat mentally handicapped
>something on the autistic spectrum, although doctors never established what he had
>tfw tonight while hyperactive bro was talking to me like he always does at dinner, my father said that autistic bro must feel left out
>tfw that's why he always tries to interpose himself
>>29748654
Oh hey, i'm in exactly the same situation.
Fact: Incestfags are garbage people who have never actually had siblings. They deserve nothing less than complete ridicule.
>>29748781
you're probably right. what's the worse that can happen? my parents will hate me but it's not like i have much of a relationship with my family anymore.
>>29748906
He also watches anime. I thought it'd work out well since I got him into it with Jojo, but he started watching trash for edgy weebs.
>>29748916
You could always ask them to not mention it was you, and ask them to tell your parents they were tipped off by someone else like a concerned neighbour.
>>29748963
My brother watched a little, SAO, OPM, overlord and stuff like that. And death note. He actually got me the little interested in anime i am, but now he swears it away as it's for "weaboos". He's a retarded faggot most of the time, but when he isn't a memespouting turboretard he is a pretty good guy. He needs a giant punch in the face though, to make him know the world is a cruel place.
>>29745389
Don't believe >>29745147 and >>29745309 anon. It sounds like you've got an amazing relationship with your sister. Don't ruin it for some anon's twisted fucking sexual desires he got from watching anime all day.
>>29738923
Wish I could say the same...
>>29749027
I've watched some crap like Attack on Titan or "Himouto! Umaru-chan" before, but I don't really watch anime besides from Jojo. I've tried getting my brother to read the manga but he refuses. Not only is he a memelord, he's also an animeonly. I love him but it disgusts me.
>>29745877
Anon, listen to me.
Shut down your fucking monitor for once, turn off your fucking computer and go talk to them. Do it right now, don't ask yourself any questions.
>>29748403
the thing is I know it will happen. we're both adult and both horny as fuck. but what happens after it is the question.
will everything be the same afterwards?
how long will the sex function?
I'm kinda worried that the relationship between us would take damage or something, on the other hand it could be really fucking awesome.
at the moment we provoke and flirt with each other constantly and the sexual tension is there
>sister comes to visit me
>she wears her new jeans shorts
>they're like a little bit to big for her
>said to her "you should send them back and get them in the right size, they should sit tight"
>she says its alright and that she doesn't need another tight ones
>tell her I don't remember any tighter shorts in her collection
>she said she has them but they're out of pic related material and very tight and 'short'
>I did't know what the fuck shes talking about and said "made out of what?"
>then she said "I'll show you later"
Then she said our mother goodbye and gave her a hug, I got a hug and a long kiss on the cheek and she went on her way to the gym
>>29749155
You can always find other people to fuck, or perhaps she'll come onto you. In all things, patience dude.
>Parents divorced
>22 still living with my dad
>my little bro and little sis living with my mother
>See them once a month and don't have much interaction
>My sister is a normie so I can't really talk to her except for music because she's a fucking hipster
>My little bro is slowly starting to become a robot and I'm doing my best to not let him end up like me.
>I just wanna go across the country and cut all link to see so they won't be affected if I die.
More the time pass more I want to leave everything to let them rest. I'm a burden and I know it. I think I'll try leaving them all in september once I've spare enough money to live a few month without a job.
Wish me luck
>>29747901
Why would you fucking do this to me
>>29748853
Except &) this is too fucking generic and picture-perfect to be believable, and 2) why would someone lie about something bad happen to them here?
Bretty good.
We used to fight a lot, like every brother and sister, but now we get along pretty well.
I'm her big sister now and is pretty good, I take care of her, she sees as some kind of ''reference''.
We watch shows together, we have our own jokes, we show music to each other, we ask about each other's opinion, etc.
Most similar thing to a friend I have.
>>29748908
this this this this this. fuck these people and their meme bait
>>29749178
I have real high standards and she is the only girl I know that fits them.
>>29749275
what exactly are you talking about m8?
do what?
a lot better than how it was when we were kids
>15 years older me
>moved out when she was 18
>never really saw her until I was about 10
>would stay at her house after school since it was closer than mine
>only her husband would be there
>over hear him talking sexual on phone
>goes on for days and would randomly leave
>comment to my mom about it
>she tells my sister that he's probably having an affair
>they tail him to a motel one day
>catch him with an Asian trap he met while in prison
>becomes an alcoholic and eventually forgives brother in law.
It's been almost 10 years and my sister still won't talk to my mom and I.
>>29743646
dont do it senpai, i was the younger sibling and it made me what i am today
RIP Jake you fucking bastard
feels good having a BFF relationship with your sister
>>29738904
>all 3 of my sisters were stillborn
>stuck with brother who may or may not murder his girlfriend
>>29738923
You're not responsible are you?
>>29749392
>why would someone lie about something bad happen to them here?
roleplayers and people who like to get pity
>>29739107
I literally have never hugged either of my sisters. Is this a minority thing?
Oh hey, this thread is still alive.
Like I said earlier, treasure your imoutos and onee-chans, anons. Not everyone is blessed with one.
>>29750077
>hugging sister so tight that I can feel her nipples rubbing on my chest
>hugging her and lifting her up
>lifting sister on shoulders carrying her around
>being allowed to stay in the room when she changes clothes
you miss out big time dude
She's basically one of my closest friends.
Both NEETs right now, I'm the eldest so I help drive her around and kill bugs when she tells me to.
>>29750077
Maybe because you're the younger one.
>>29750077
>tfw I have to run errands and do odd jobs just to get coveted big bro hugs
It's okay I guess, she can be a huge bitch sometimes for no good reason but that's about It.
She introduced me to animu and always helped me with my homework when I was still in school, and I even helped with some of her group assigments eventhough her work was more advanced.
Nowadays we watch anime and other shows because we're both neet weebs with nothing much to do, even though she's a complete normie and has an actual social life, so It's pretty comfy.
>Sister rarely talks to you
>is dating a black guy
Welp
I have a bigger sister. When I was a kid, she was good to me, and introduced me to bands such as Queen, Led Zeppelin and King Crimson.
Then she hit 16. She started doing weed. Fuckloads of weed. Started dating degenerates (sorry for the /pol/ terminology, but these guys were pure, unadultered human trash) and started to not give a shit about me anymore.
She obviously had many "arguments" with my parents, and I got dragged in more than I would have preferred.
I started treating her as a stranger.
And still I do, though I try to keep things polite. She changed completely after that phase (now she's a full blown Hinduist, lives on her own and I see her once every 6 months, at best)
>sister becomes a stacy that you cannot relate to at all
>hates you because parents are more proud of you
>she thinks she's just shadow of your success
>except you're a miserable underpaid workaholic with a narrow skillset and no social skills
it's a sixth dimensional kind of feel
my sis is older than me and a doctor, she views me as human garbage
>>29738904
Basically this picture but in reverse
>>29750997
what changed?
originalpost
>>29749050
Me too, he doesn't realise how lucky he is
>>29750847
Holy shit I know exactly how you feel.
>>29738904
She died before being born.
When my dad remarried
He married a nigger
My sisters are niggers
So its nonexistent
>>29751789
>your only chance of seeing your sister is if there's an afterlife
pls gods
>>29738904
I have a half sister i've never met
I hope we never meet and hope she knows nothing about me
I couldn't take disappointing another person
Don't have one, it'd be interesting to know how it would have effected me. Brothers fucking suck.
>>29739185
iM@S is targeted more towards the male audience but it has its female fans. Cute 2D girls have a general appeal. Only game that's localized is one for mobiles but it's more a rhythm game than idol management sim from the main games in the series. Don't recommend it since they can be expensive unless you have money to burn.
Onee-sans are a mixed bag. They either like all the way through or they lose interest once you hit middle school and up.
My nee-san is pretty cool. We got along since childhood. To this day we're still pretty close and is concerned on how I'm doing with my life. She's kept an eye out for me since preschool.
>>29748587
Had one, he was a Chad.
>>29752481
>had
what happened?
>>29739076
>BIG BROTTTHERRE XDD
Fuck you anon, you make me remember everything.
>junior in highschool
>become friends with a few loser freshmen girls
>absolute nerds and "LOL RANDUM" attitude
>still zero fucks, someone finally appreciates me
>loved vidya, loved anime, loved the internet
>this one little girl is especially cute and fun
>relation got to the point where we became "Bro and Sis"
>literally calling me onii-san
>best sister I never had
>graduate, go to uni, feel the need to normalize
>I have the normal looks and normal friends
>even "geek culture" becomes normal
>I am normie now
>start to ignore my "sister" for bigger and better things
>start finding her and her friends weird, drift further apart
>no longer hear from her
>years later I finally got the dream life
>I have the childhood friend gf
>I have the minimum wage job
>I even still have 4chan to vent my secret life
>tfw I still have no sister
An /r9k/ anon and his nee-san.
My sister is a sad neet like me, she 19, me 21.
She has no real education, not even highschool, no friends.
We live with our mother.
As we were young we had some weird incest things, but now it's dead.
Well a few months ago we were both drunk and watching the walking dead, she cried about her boobs being to small, and i could touch them and told her that they are okay.
Now she just screams at me, that it's my fault shes a neet ect, that she has no friend, it's all myyy faaauuulllt. REEEEEE.
We fight about stupid shit like who can drive now with our mother to the grocery store.
I tell her allway we could go together, but she doesn't want to drive with me, she want's to be alone with my mother, i don't know why.
She bitches about that im not cleaning enough, that i don't go out, but i can't (have depression and anxiety)
She bitches about literally everything.
I just wan't to live peacefully with her, but i think shes giving me all fault for what's wrong with her life.
How can i change that?
Btw, trying to do a drinking evening again to touch her boobs some time soon :^)
>>29738904
Replace "bath" (wtf you're telling me people actually do this?) with "play", and it's exactly this photo
>tfw onii-chan wouldn't let me play video games/cards/ride bikes/pogs/simon says with him
>tfw onii-chan told me i was ugly/fat in ever
>tfw onii-chan told me i would never have real friends
>tfw onii-chan told me i was worthless
>tfw onii-chan wished i was dead
>tfw onii-chan took out all his negative emotions on me
>tfw onii-chan never gave me a hug unless okasan made him
>tfw onii-chan tried to hit me as adults
>tfw onii-chan made me hate men more than even our absent father did.
>tfw haven't spoken to onii-san in 6 years besides when i've verbally assaulted him the times he's dared show his face to me.
>tfw onii-chan move out of state to follow his slut babby mama
now i mostly hate him for robbing me of the opportunity to have had healthy relationships with men for the last few decades.
How do I trick my sister into looking at my benis? If I tell her I think that's something wrong with it and I don't want to show mom cause its gross (no father in the family) do you think that would work?
Please advise /r9k/
>>29755214
Make her drunk, try to let her show her titts at first
Say, i think my benis is too small.. :( But your titts are great..
If she want's to look show her, if she don't just say
>Well here it is, and put your pants down
Worked for me very well
>>29744580
>>29744785
You. Lucky. Motherfucker
I seriously envy you
Rreeeeeeeeeee
>>29755280
Did this really happen anon? I think my less sexual approach is better. She'll have a good excuse to check me out and even touch it (maybe)
>>29739143
The only other option, staying, meant being subject to physical abuse for the rest of my childhood.
I didn't understand the value of staying in contact with them as a kid of course so I didn't push for it.
>>29755440
Yes, it happen look
>>29754575
Don't know your situation, but we are both neets.
Hanging around arlmost 24/7
but shes being a real bitch right now and my boner is long gone for her, sadly.
>>29754999
>follow his slut babby mama
That takes balls
Like enlisting in the military, I would never in a million years do it, but I admire the men who do.
>>29755559
he's a literal cuck. she fucks all kinds of dudes and does that whole "girl in the group of desperate nerd guys" whore thing. his son is already a huge failure from the tumblr psychosis his wannabe wiccan, animal hoarder mom has put him through.
nothing to admire there. he regularly went out drinking despite his son being awake and begging him to stay and hang out with him the few days a month he had him. he's shit and that gives me a small sliver of happiness.
i never got along great with my sisters, very formal relationship
my neices always liked me, but they're growing up
one just turned 14 and you can already see the change. I have maybe 1-2 years max before she's gone from my life.
>tfw my sister is 6 months pregnant
>>29738904
Not even remotely memeing you guys.
I saw my sisters tits a lot while growing up, we are 1 year apart. I came on her feet once. She thought our cat drooled on her.
>>29754575
T-the real question is: were they small anon?
>>29738997
I edited the text for you so it looks normal
> sister is fat and not a Stacy
>brings home a chad 8/10
>he tries to befriend me
>too autistic to deal
>he proposed to her
Shes like a 4/10 and this chad worships her and i cant get a Stacy its not fair.
I hate my sister
>tfw you secretly dislike your sister and feel bad for it
>she sends me an e-mail asking what I want for my birthday
>I respond and tell her the same as always, nothing
>all decide to try to be nice and ask her how things are going with her fiance
>she doesn't send a response back
>the e-card I received from her said little and didn't answer my question
Basically non-existent.
>>29746034
Your sister sounds like a smart woman.
She'll be fine.
>>29748587
My little brother has become noticeably more muscular than I am
He also hangs out with friends all the time, something I rarely did at his age
In about a year he'll be going to a prestigious university, meanwhile I'll still just be a completely friendless loser finishing community college after 3 years
>>29756245
>wanting a stacy
>>29756607
>tfw you secretly love your sister and feel bad for it
We're neutral. We never talk to each other and I don't mind. Though I sometimes get irritated when she doesn't flush the toilet and slams the door.
>>29752223
>that feel when same but 2 half sisters
>Always wanted a sister
>Cousin let's me move in with her after my father dies
>Take this as an opportunity to have a nee-san
>End up being the same as I always am, not having any motivation or ability to socialise even though I know I should even if it's forced
If I had a sister we wouldn't have a relationship, the family I do have just put up with me and no doubt wish I was someone else just like I do.
>have older sister
>used to be very close until she hit puberty
>stopped talking
>she went to college
>barely speak to each other now
>tfw will never have a little sister to protect and love
Just about done
My sister is 17 and lives at home, so I rarely see her because I'm a university student (Plus I'm going on a year abroad) and therefore she misses me a lot and asks to spend time with me. This would sound sexual to anyone on /r9k/, but we platonically hug a lot or sleep in the same bed. She's just very affectionate and likes to spend time with me and do nice gestures for me.
On the other hand, she's very bossy, pushy and demanding. She insists that I help around the house and do something instead of playing video games all day. she's always telling me to go on runs with her or to help her clean or to study. as she does these things herself. She's always studying or doing exercise and she often falls asleep with a pile of books on her bed and her laptop (Which I tend to remove) and she doesn't have a lot of free time because of this. I tried to get her into hobbies I like but she's pretty norman, but she does play some basic nintendo video games and watch Ghibli-tier anime with me.
She stopped talking to me after she found me sniffing her smelly socks and masturbating with her panties.
>>29748908
>>29749430
i have a sister and i'm an "incestfag"
what now, bitch?
>>29758812
It's like one of my chinese cartoons
>>29758759
That is so fucking cute. Now I really want a brother.
>>29758759
She sounds like a pretty good catch
>>29748587
>hes only a year younger
>little bro and i hated each other for years, i was a robot and he was a chad
>he even got girls before i did
>high school hits, we become best friends
>literally been besties for years now
>dont see it coming to an end
I love my brother. Literally the best dude in the world.
>>29738904
I have two sisters. I would have sex with neither of them, because they are my sisters. The thought grosses me out.
I don't know why you people adore incest.
>>29759113
Oh yeah? Well I also have two sisters, and I would have sex with both of them, because they are my sisters. The thought warms my heart.
I don't get why you people don't adore incest.
>>29758887
Are you a girl that wants a brother or something?
>>29758917
She's really nice, but of course she has her bad aspects. As I said, she's really bossy and can get angry and frustrated easily and she worries FAR too much about school and dance/gymnastics. She's also fairly naive about the world, especially politics and drugs (I could never tell her I do shrooms sometimes ro she'd freak), but she was showing me something on her phone and her previous search was "the conservative party" so she's trying to learn, at least.
She's also got a pretty conservative moral compass by today's standards, because she hates drinking and drugs and going to clubs and she's a virgin who has never had a boyfriend. All her friends are like that (and curiously, they're Eastern European and Middle eastern).
My sister avoids me now.
I called her a slut and tokd her that she's disgusting because im jealous she has a boyfriend.
She comes to visit our parents and looks straight through me.
>>29759207
And now she sounds like a better catch.
I hope you don't let her screw up her life somehow if she ever ends up trying (unintentionally or not).I can't help but feel to tell you that you should totally do her, as you'll probably never find a girl like her
>>29759207
Yeah, I'm a girl who wants a brother. I'm an only child though so I guess even s sister would do. But your relationship sounds really cute.
>>29759278
I could never be into my sister, plus she's not my type. I appreciate her moral and work ethic values, but at the same time, she's too basic for me. That might change as she ages, but I doubt it; She's too career oriented to care about entertainment as anything but something to unwind, but I'm too into music and video games and other forms of media like that to ever spend my life with someone who doesn't share my interests.
>>29759353
I'll be ur aniki. Also, I want a brother too, so I know how you feel. And sometimes me and my sister fight and she gets angry at me for days, so our relationship is not perfect.
She's Romanian so I don't really give a fuck about her.
