I jerked of onto a ouija board and a ghost gave me a handie later that night but then she got all clingy and I told her i was gay and experimenting
I've heard of people making tulpa gfs but it just seems weird and probably isn't a good idea in the long run.
>Summon tulpa gf
>She leaves me for chad
>>29718934
This seems like a good idea. I will look into summoning demons and spirits. Hope one of them might be willing to have some kinky supernatrual sex
>>29718934
Try asking /x/, they seem to be hip with the ghost sex business
>>29718946
do they possess you? if so i guess not much different than having a living human gf
>tfw no spooky ghost gf
>tfw mom found the incubus in the closet
>ever since he claims to have a new source of sexual energy
>>29718960
Fucking Australians have ruzed us again!
>tfw dead grandmother bragging about being a massive sloot up in heaven
>tfw no job
>can't buy ouija board
>can't be a ghost chad
>tfw dead
>tfw qts only want to talk to Heath Ledger and that Glee junkie fag
>>29719056
>tfw chad ghost possesses you for trying to hit on his ghost gf
>>29718966
sounds like a smart move
>>>/x/17882012
>>29719132
>australian shitposting is now not just contained to /pol/
>>29719167
>tfw your stream of consciousness banter becomes a long term meme
i can only pray that this goes viral
although ill have no proof i wrote it, ill know inside i started the fire
>>29719167
It's spreading like a worm virus!
>>29719091
hang in there i guess. things will surely get better.
>>29719192
Oh fuck. Which one of you idiots did this?!
>>>/x/17882012
why isn't there another farmer feels thread
>>29719298
tfw overcast, prevailing winds and just under 30mm
>>29719314
>tfw drought and no potatoes grow
>tfw cant even make vodka to drink away problems
>>29719314
that feel when the rains are 'ere.
>>29719010
And who do you think tipped you off.
>>29718934
has a ghost ever possessed you and made you finger your own arse?
>tfw mum gets angry cleaning the ectoplasm off my sheets and the curtains in my room after the tri-nightly seances.
>>29719678
i also have problems with ectoplasm disposal.
>>29719678
>>29719754
it's a horrible thing
>>29719808
i honestly think the first person to come up with ectoplasm was busted fapping and was all like "damn it was that ghost again. he even left some ectoplasm"
I can hear my mum being possessed RIGHT NOW!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What's a tulpa gf can I summon one someone tell me how
