>Keep a flag collection
>Birthday coming up
>Sending my mother links to flags she can buy for me
>Sent her Iceland, Bhutan, St Kitts and Neviss
>Checked the email
>Accidentally sent a link to the asexual pride flag
>It was right next to the Icelandic flag on Amazon
>Didn't realise what I sent
>Now my mother is calling me
>Father is calling me
>My family are all Muslim
>Have a cousin who was beaten half to death for coming out as Bisexual
>Just checked my email, father sent me a message of himself holding an Atlas saying 'if asexual pride isn't a country I will break both your legs'
>they won't believe my honest truth
what the fuck do I do
>>29680622
get the hell out. call the police dude. Do it. Good luck.
>>29680622
>Flag collecting
I guess I have something new to post in the autistic hobbies threads.
>>29680622
Muslims are peaceful people, what are you afraid of?
>>29680622
>muslim
enjoy your beheading, achmed
I too collect flags
Enjoy muslim hell.
>>29680622
I thought Islam was supposed to be the religion of peace and tolerance?
>>29680622
make a big stink about how gross no sex is, but homos are even more disgusting, and how much you want a gf.
>>29680622
RELlGION
Don't worry famalambamfam they'll probably believe your honest mistake , just show them a screenshot of the page. Eid Mubarak you heretic
>>29680689
OForiginality
>>29680689
DAMN how the fuck has that not been said yet?
>>29680674
>I too collect proxies
>>29680705
It had but a magician never reveals his tricks.
UR DONE KIDDO
BLOOD FOR BAPHOMET
>>29680731
you used a lowercase L you sunnuva gun
sneaky frog magician
>>29680622
>I will break both your legs
hf being fucked faggot
>>29680704
PEACE
Original comment : ^)
part 2 electric boogaloo
dun dun dun
that kiddo is cooked like halal food.,
>>29680622
OP show us your flag collection.
>>29680622
YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW MUSLIM SCUM
KEK BE PRAISED! YOUR OWN DIGITS CONFIRMED YOUR DEMISE~
>>29680767originaI comment 000
>>29680622
Just laugh it off and tell them the flags were closely spaced and you copied the wrong link thinking it was Greenland (or something).
Fuck, you Muzzies are dumb as shit.
Hahaha muslims are so fucking heartless
On the off chance this isnt bait move out of where you currently live ASAP and file a police report against your dad.
>>29680622
embrace your destiny mate, the sooner you do it, the sooner it will be over and then you can explain yourself
>>29680622
What do Muslims have against asexuality? Isn't abstaining from sex seen as virtuous by the Abrahamic faiths?
But really, just explain it was an accident. If your dad is seriously about breaking your legs though, get the fuck out. Also considering abandoning your barbaric religion.
>>29680622
more like the religion of penis
>>29680622
convert to atheism and REMOVE KEBABS
>>29680622
Load up with explosives and go show your parents you're a good muslim
tell the truth
if they try something gas them with pepper spray
this what i would do
>>29680622
Tell him you are trans and will marry an army man and then tell him you are joking and you are just gay so he takes it better
>>29680622
can't you just show them how you made the mistake? I think they will understand
Op's not replying. Confirmed dead?
>>29681741
>muslims
>having logic and reason.
Timestamp now, OP.
RELIGION
OF
PEACE
NOT
ALL
MUSLIMS
ISLAMAPHOBIA
WORSE
THAN
HOMOPHOBIA
Run away
Lol wtf did you do
not all muslims are like that you biggoted piece of shit!!
I understand your blight; I too have had to live with muslims, so here's a serious answer.
Screenshot the page where you got the links from and highlight the fact that Asexual Pride was right next to Iceland. If this fails and they think you're asexual, point out that asexuality doesn't prevent you from getting a wife and having kids - it just means you won't feel lust (they've got to like that).
In the future, say the name of the country with the link. That way, they'll probably be able to assume that you just clicked on the wrong link.
Just tell them that youre done being a muslim and will leave the faith, so their silly morals dont concern you anymore.
RELlGlON OF PEACE
>>29680622
Rape ur neighbour's kid in front of ur house or smthing so that they knownur normal :^)
Say you thought the flag looked interesting
>>29682563
wait actually dont do that do this
>>29681949
>>29680622
Send him an email explaining that you mistook the asexual flag for the Israel flag, and ask him to get you the Israel flag instead.
Explain the situation to them in a claim manor. This way they'll realise you made a mistake and just for get about it. Hell even show them a screen shot of that fag flag next to the one you wanted as proof if you must.
>>29680622
Run away. Become asexual.
>>29680622
just tell them you sent the wrong one.
It's time you break from Islam and disown your family.
>>29680622
>father sent me a message of himself holding an Atlas saying 'if asexual pride isn't a country I will break both your legs'
>>29680622
>things never happened
asexuality is not a sin in islam, and probably not in christianity too ;)
>>29684229
i dont think thats the problem, but if the case of his cousin is true, his family is just crazy and he will die
OP will die
Abstinence is haram now? Just tell them you dont like sex or something
>>29684356
Man. the problem is you.
