If a female mocks the size of your penis after revealing it to her for the first time before intimacy, what is the appropriate response of action to give?
>>29677519
fuck her then never talk to her again
Wake up and cry bitterly.
>>29677519
Sucker punch her in the baby maker
You can't do anything. People will just laugh at you and say you're angry bitter small-dicked men. See normies think it's natural when people get treated like shit for things out of their control. Like being short, ugly or having a small dick.
>>29677519
I love cock extenders. Super hot.
>>29677630
ain't that the fuckin' troof
Strangle her, obviously. Not so funny, now, is it bitch?
I spent weeks getting a cute white robot internet boyfriend and after another month of easing him into it he sent me a dick picture and it's tiny as fuck.
I'm pretty bummed.
Picture related.
>>29677789
You sound like a cunt, kill yourself.
>>29677519
If you have any self respect you walk away.
>>29677519
Fuck her and kick her out of your apartment immediately after.
>>29677846
Why? At least bust a nut then never speak to her again
>>29677812
Dude, look at it, his fucking thumb dwarfs it.
That isn't small that is micro dick.
>>29677876
Why? You can find females everywhere. Why should you bust a nut and probably even make her cum in the process?
Prove to her that it doesn't matter and still give her the time of her life?
You niggers need to learn to have sex
im waiting to lose more weight and see if my cock gets bigger
>>29677899
>post his dick on r9k
>whining about dick size
literally fucking kill yourself m8, are you a woman?
>tfw afraid to get mocked for being circumcised
there is nothing more subhumaaaane than being circumcised in the first world. absolutely nothing. Bullshit like "i leest longur" or "its cleanur" is just bullshit Subhumans are being told to be kept in line.
Subhumans.
>>29677899
I'd rather have dat micro dick than my big, mutilated, epitome of modern feminism which i got danglin down there.
>>29677917
If he didn't want his dick posted he shouldn't have sent it to me.
And yes.
>>29677899
Yeah, losing the genetic lottery must really suck. I'm not going to lie. But then you have cunt roasties shaming these poor bastards all over the place. I guess being positive and accepting of peoples bodies doesn't extend to males, just roastie cunts.
Every fat disgusting bitch is beautiful!
Oh, that guy has a small dick? LOLOLOL what a fucking loser time to tell Stacy and the gang!
>>29677954
You're aware that you don't have to conform to what fucking magazines and feminists tell you right? Reciprocity is the key. She gives you shit, you give her hell in return. She is a decent person? You treat her like the decent person she is.
>>29677954
Oh and don't forget you're not allowed to complain or speak against it. The instant you do, you're whining, have a bad attitude and will never get laid. It's like they blackmail you into complacency through peer pressure.
>>29677953
If he's actually your online bf I think he wouldn't have expected you to post this shit online like a cunt
I can't believe people this shallow like you actually exist, holy fuck, to obsess over something like dick size
>>29677519
Call her fat. Roasties go ape shit when you target their weight.
>>29677954
what an angry little boy. how pathetic.
>>29677979
>>29677974
Which is why I called her a fucking cunt, because that's what she is.
>>29677899
Still bigger than your personality
>>29677789
its not even fully erecet
bait/8
>>29677789
Do women know about flaccid dicks?
>>29677999
>wahhh my bf didn't have a bbc
Why are males so focused on their dicks? I understand touching them makes you happy in your pants, but why the obsessio?. Grils like benis in context. We aren't out benis measuring. We generally like the penis that is attached to the man we like. Otherwise, they're just little elephant noses. They all look a little silly. Get over yer dicks.
>>29677630
Calm down. You're not treated like shit. It's ok to mock a small penis. That's funny.
>>29677812
Why is that person a cunt? Sex is important.
>>29677789
Our femanons everyone.
>>29678068
uhm.. Since this isnt /b/ , tits or gtfo is out of the question ?
>>29678018
That's a good answer to op's question actually. Of course the roastie wouldn't be affected one bit but it would still be a nice ba dum tss moment.
>>29677789
im suree it felt half as good as chad felt fucking all your hot friends but passing on you am i right?
>>29677954
You realize the "big is beautiful" is a small minority of loud fat chicks right? That's not real life.
>>29678105
You're probably trolling, but treating someone like shit for something out of their control is funny to you? And you're surprised many of uf here are bitter, hateful and homicidal?
>>29678096
Okay, suit yerself! Benis size is the only thing men have going for them; if you're small dicked you're a loser. Is that what you're telling me?
>>29678126
Shaming her robot bf is a cunt move, I call it like I see it.
>>29678146
You robots make fun of gross looking vaginas. You're exactly the same/
>>29677899
It's flaccid you idiot.
>>29678154
It's an Internet bf. That's a pen pal. Also he has a tiny dick
>>29678167
Well that's causality. You started it. Most robots only turned to be cunts after being treated like shit in the first place.
Not to mention most men in real life don't give a fuck about how vaginas look. Most women in real life do laugh at small dicks.
>>29678189
No I think robots were always shitty people. You're not victims
>>29678153
>stating the obvious
You have mental problems if you feel the need to go on anonymous Bangladeshi glass etching pigeon carriers convention and lie, that's all I'm saying
>>29677981
He is no longer my online bf.
Dicks are pretty much essential to decent sex and I mean that in like a general over-all thing, you'll get off on an average 6 inch dick but that thing is literally unusable.
Dude could go balls deep into a belly button.
>>29678018
A bad personality is still a personality.
>>29678020
>>29678025
I saw more of it on cam and it was pretty much the same, unless he can't get it up ever it's that size.
>>29678133
-curtsy-
>>29677519
Slap her in the face and tell her she's fat.
>>29678203
That's just-world fallacy talking. Many robots were treated like shit for being ugly, short, etc. You can't really treat someone poorly for things out of his control and expect no comeback.
>>29678203
Why are you here? Neck yourself ASAP
>>29678189
>Most women in real life do laugh at small dicks.
This is just a lame meme.
Really, though, I know it's kink some guys have, and that's cool, but I couldn't care less about dick size. Most are average. Focus away from yer benis, there is a whole world out there.
>>29677519
Mock something of hers that is out of her control, like right on the spot and you gotta be on your toes about it. If anything she will just back down immediately and you will continue doing whatever.
>wow anon who knew you had such a baby dick
>yeah who knew you had such a flat ass and cheerio vagina
>woah, no need to be rude, was just a joke now bring that bad boy over here
if you do anything other than banter right back, you are a cuck
>>29678219
Please, everyone is bullied as kids for everything. Robots just think the world revolves around them and they take everything personally.
>>29678209
And a small dick is still a dick lol
Guys, guys. Calm down. Big-dicked dudes have problems too.
>>29678068
why do you think this thread is about girls like you, if you really are a girl and aren't a cruel cunt to men with small dicks
because those women exist, and I've experienced their shaming, and so have others. we know what it is like. we know the psychological damage that does. you don't. so shut the fuck up.
such fucking arrogance. did this thread say anything about ALL women being size queens? no. this thread is about the girls that hurt feelings of men that had no control over what they were born with. it's not like I feel like I'm entitled to pussy, but if I put in the work to get to the point where we are about to fuck, then that clearly means there was a connection of some sort, then I think that means I shouldn't get treated like shit and insulted just for not meeting sexual preferences. there's no need to be nasty, but some girls are. I've dealt with them before. and I'm not the only one that has.
>>29678241
This is just being a manbaby.
>>29678145
implying those few loud fat chicks aren't forming the public opinion
>>29678247
Small dicks are clits.
>>29678259
whatever, it works.
why you all care, its no like you guys are using your dicks anytime soon.
>>29678209
So what should this guy do? Kill himself? Is he completely useless? You gotta realize how bad this must feel...
He could still make you come some other way, but I guess if you can't get a good pounding as well it just doesn't measure up...
>>29678262
They're not. You spend too much time on the internet. It's sad
>>29678281
>So what should this guy do? Kill himself? Is he completely useless?
obviously, but not before Stacy gets her laughs from it
>You gotta realize how bad this must feel...
>women
>caring about other people
oi im laffing
>>29678273
No, it doesnt. Real life isn't an Internet argument.
>>29678240
>This is just a lame meme.
It's the truth.
>but I couldn't care less about dick size. Most are average
Lol at this point I just have to ask. What's average to you? I bet you're going to say something like 7" with 6" girth.
>>29678243
If someone is bullying you it's personal. And people do get treated worse for things out of their control. That's halo effect. And it's personal.
>>29678281
So she should settle for bad sex, and probably a beta personality?
I like girls with big tits
>>29678167
Not at all, there's a difference between making an insensitive joke about blind people with Anons, and making an insensitive joke about a blind lady who's just in front of you and can hear you.
>>29678281
He doesn't have to kill himself, I don't really care what he does with himself now, I just don't want to date him.
>>29678292
you're denying neofeminism's influence on modern society?
>>29678281
maybe learn how to do a proper fucc and dominate a woman, do you guys think you just undress and present to stacy and say "what do you think" and wait for an answer? you are fingering her numb so when you dick her she is not even focusing on anon takin his peeker out of his pants.
>>29678254
>one fucking decent girl ITT who objectively tells you that not all women are size queens
>you tell her to shut the fuck up
This is the reason you guys are KV, not your dick size.
>>29678321
I like girls with big tits. If they don't have them I don't fuck them. Simple.
>>29678254
Of course it's not about me. I am not a pointer and laugher. The kind of gril that would do that has to be a shitty person, so why take to heart what they say? They aren't nice people. Yer dick is fine!
>>29678240
That's nice anon. You sound really great.
But...
>Focus away from yer benis, there is a whole world out there.
does this mean give up on sex? Because many of them that's their only option apparently.
>>29678319
Oh god. Halo effect? That's pathetic man. You're just looking for excuses to be shitty.
Also everyone is bullied. It's not personal. It's just kids. If you're still mad because of stuff kids did, you have fucking issues.
>>29678338
so much >implying
She's a liar and a whore. Science is literally contrary to everything she's said. She's lying and making shit up for attention on an anonymous imageboard.
>>29678337
Good answer depantser!
>>29678364
>Oh god. Halo effect? That's pathetic man. You're just looking for excuses to be shitty.
So does it not exist?
>Also everyone is bullied. It's not personal. It's just kids. If you're still mad because of stuff kids did, you have fucking issues.
Why should I not? By bullying me they got the advantages, elevated social status. Better social network. They're still using these benefits.
>>29678338
did you even read my fucking post?
>>29678321
>I like girls with big tits
Me too I guess, but it's not like I'd turn them down because they don't have that. It doesn't really matter...
>>29678326
Having a small dick isn't a handicap. She wanted to have sex with this guy, and he had a child's dick. What should she do? Pretend it's not hilarious?
>>29677789
That's gotta be 100% flaccid. Mine looks like that when as soft as possible, but over 7 when completely erect....
>>29678337
Yeah, but often women won't even give you a chance if your dick is too small.
>>29678400
>What should she do? Pretend it's not hilarious?
Not laugh at him or treat him badly for something completely out of his control. If you discriminate against people for something they can't change, you're likely a fucking normie.
>>29678333
Like literally everyone is
>>29678387
Yes, I did, and I understand what you were saying in the second part, but regardless, why tell an actually decent woman to shut the fuck up when the thread is full of insecure men?
>>29678423
A fucking gree!
>>29678373
What science is?
>>29678386
You chose to be anti social. You weren't denied social skills by bullies. That's retarded.
>>29678487
Not true. Bullied people are less popular, they don't have many friends so obviously they have worse social skills.
>>29678386
>people are using high school networks still
Ahahahahha
>>29678395
Oh you're desperate.i get it
>>29678423
But the guy has a child dick. It's hilarious. Are you mad because you have a small dick?
Also guess you've never once used the term roastie?
Gril's are attached to the man, not the benis. Men have a different focus than women; most are all about shape/sze. Many women are about the feels. That's why grils like romantic movies and firemen.
>>29678434
a decent woman would have read the OP and interpreted it the correct way since this thread wasn't about women like her
just like you threw the KV insult when you decided to focus on my insult rather than the substance of my post
>>29678500
Because they play video games instead of working on social skills too. Popular guys are bullied too. Women are bullied way worse. They turned out fine.
>>29678535
>Are you mad because you have a small dick?
Yes I am. I am mad that women will laugh at me for this. And also for other things I can't change at all. It's not fair.
>>29678331
And you have the right to do so.
But it's a really shitty way to treat another human being.
It seems like you didn't even care about him personally at all (even though you talked for months?).
You could have chosen to be much nicer. He's not useless, he can still spoil you and make you come.
You didn't chose to be nice with someone you got somewhat close to, so you are not a very nice person desu. It would have been only decent. But you do not have to be.
>>29678539
Don't use logic.
>>29678553
I only started doing that because whenever I tried to blend in with people they would treat me like shit. It's not surprising when you beat someone up he eventually stops trying.
>>29678558
But it's funny. You've never laughed at woman jokes, or dumb people jokes or black jokes?
>>29678558
I was with you until you said "fair". Life ain't fair. The universe doesn't owe you, him, her, or anyone anything.
>>29678595
How is that related? My personal experiences are not related.
>>29678535
I don't understand the hilarity you see in a small benis. Do you think it's hilarious? Perhaps you are projecting your insecurities.
>>29678552
The fact that you don't want people like that in this thread "because it's not about them" just shows that you're angry and only want to hear what you already believe/know so you can continue to be angry.
The KV part wasn't an insult. I don't see how it is when 75% of the males on this board seem to be self-designated KV.
>>29678584
You gave up. You are lazy. Giving up is your choice.
>>29678512
Yeah pretty much.
As long as I find a girl somewhat cute, I wouldn't turn her down if I like her otherwise and could see a relationship working out. It's not that I don't care about looks, I'm not above that, but I don't let it become the most important thing.
>>29678611
>Life ain't fair.
I know. But why should it not be? And why do normies think this is an excuse to treat people like shit for things out of their control? FUCKING NORMIE CUNLS!GJMEJGsdfjgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvuioqwerjg
>>29678558
Who said it is supposed to be fair? Are you a child or something?
>>29678620
I can't believe how delusional this normie is. Don't bother with his rotten bait.
>>29678620
If I was attractive I would have easier time. "Giving up" on a rigged game is perfectly sensible. And if you are not a Chad, then the game is very rigged.
>>29678613
Answer the question. If yes, which it is, then you have zero right to complain.
>>29678252
They play on easy mode
>>29678644
Why should it not be? I didn't choose to get born ugly, short, small dicked and into a poor family. Due to these things I have to work much harder and my success will be limited by my shitty starting point.
>>29678614
Oh no. I've got nothing to be insecure about. But nice try.
>>29678209
Oh look, it's an insecure slut who can't be trusted.
She probably has lopsided titties or a toasty roasty. Girls like this only exist to make people's lives suck.
You're legitimately the reason robots exist, carelessly uncouth cunt.
>>29678669
Fuck you, I don't have to answer to you. Also yes I still have the right to complain, because I am getting treated like shit.
>>29678647
It's not delusional. It's real life.
All penis are cute and sweet and only wanna be loved!
Make one happy today!
>>29678665
>easier
See?? You are just lazy. It's not rigged. Everyone can get laid with effort. But you are an entitled brat, so you think everything should fall in your lap, which there's more room in because of your small dick.
>>29678702
Oh but it's totally cool that you treat others like shit? You are the problem, not a victim
>>29678615
I didn't say she wasn't welcome to join the discussion, but a female >implying not all women are like that is fucking false. if she is dumb, then she's wrong. if she is intelligent then that means she's a liar trying to hide the truth, which is worse.
this thread is not about being angry at women that don't mind small dicks so why are you trying to make it one? go make a small dick acceptance thread if you want. this thread is about the harsh reality of the world, not your false narrative.
so shut the fuck up
>>29678559
Well, his personality isn't that awesome either so really the dick thing is the straw breaking the camel's back.
If he had an average sized penis things might be different but with it being so underwhelming it'd be like buying a car that looks crappy on the outside only to find out it also runs like crap, sure it MIGHT get me to work but I can afford something better.
Also he was NEET so there was no way he'd spoil me, in fact I bought him two steam games and a headset in the time we knew each other.
>>29678718
>See?? You are just lazy.
Not wanting to work harder for something that people get easily just through luck is laziness? I call that not being a fucking retard.
>It's not rigged.
If I have to put in more effort compared to others then it is rigged.
>But you are an entitled brat, so you think everything should fall in your lap
No I just think if the tall and attractive guys get women easily due to their looks, I don't see a reason why I should work hard.
>>29678680
So? Working hard isn't a bad thing. We all have to work hard to succeed. You just spend way too much time complaining about what other people have to do instead of living your own life.
>>29678743
I'm a victim because I'm inferior. Under average. I get treated poorer that most people based on things out of my control.
>>29678748
You're presenting your opinions as fact, that's your entire premise. Can I ask you in how many relationships you've been and how many sexual partners you've had?
It would genuinely interest me because you have such a strong opinion and are convinced of your perception being the truth.
>>29678765
No, that is exactly being lazy. Why are you obsessed with what other people do? That's creepy.
>>29678772
>We all have to work hard to succeed.
Chads work less and get more. I've seen that happen so many times. If other people have more for less work, then I'm not gonna work hard. I'm not a cuck.
>>29678765
>I don't see why I should work hard
Then you have zero right to complain. You choose to be a lonely virgin.
>>29678347
It's nice to see not all femanons are here just to make fun of us. Even though they don't belong here... You've been trying to be nice the whole thread. That's sweet, anon.
>>29678781
You're a victim because you say you are.
Some refuse to identify with failure.
>>29678781
Nobody treats you differently. Nobody even cares. The world doesn't revolve around you.
>>29678789
> That's creepy.
You calling me creepy is just peer pressure. That doesn't work.
>No, that is exactly being lazy.
So if you have two men who are trying to do something but one gets born extremely talented while the other one does not. And when the talented one has to spend much less effort on doing something. The other one is just lazy for not wanting to accept this injustice?
>Why are you obsessed with what other people do?
They got more for less work. It's not fair.
>>29678807
You shamefully sit and observe everyone else living their life. By not trying, you are a cuck.
>>29678834
Exactly, the world only revolves around beautiful people.
>>29678743
You're literally a piece of shit and I hope God or someone close to you punches you in the emotions or face really hard.
You deserve it. You really do.
Just passed this thread and saw a mega cunt bag belittling people for no reason. Why are you so mad? Dead rat up the sushi hole, you skank bitch?
>>29678817
Why should I work hard for what they get much easier? When the difference between them and me is genetic? Just luck?
>>29678828
I don't give a shit what say. I'm right and you're not.
>>29678834
Ugly and inferior people are treated worse for so many things. That's a fact.
>>29678838
What injustice? Nobody is wronged there. You are being lazy by quitting because different people are different. It's pathetic dude.
>>29678851
By trying I would be even worse. Supporting society that shat on me for things out of my control.
>>29678861
Nobody cares about them either. It's like you've never gone outside and base your life view on tv shows
>>29678864
Oh I'm a dude. Just not a baby who blames everyone else for my own problems. Why are you so mad that people choose to be losers?
>>29678869
You know what's more pathetic? Working hard for things that many get easily. Imagine you want to buy a car, so you find an ad, you even call the seller but when you meet up with him, he makes the price much higher because of something arbitrary. Something you can't change. It's pathetic to accept this and buy the car.
>What injustice? Nobody is wronged there.
Except inferior people who have harder lives.
>>29678866
Why are you comparing yourself to them? That's weird. You are living your life. They aren't a factor in this equation.
>>29678890
Yeah I guess being ugly (facial structure), being short and having a small dick is something I should blame myself for, right?
A cheerful benis is is fun to play with, no matter it's size.
Here a dick, don't be a dick!
>>29678877
No, you're never worse for trying to be better. You are literally bottom of the barrel for not trying.
>>29678904
>They aren't a factor in this equation.
If I was living in complete seclusion, they wouldn't be. Otherwise they are. I'm competing with them. For every woman I approach, for every job I try to get, for every resource I try to attain. That's why I fucking compare myself to them.
>>29678912
You can blame yourself for defining yourself like that. Nobody cares about that half as much as you do
>>29678918
But I am helping society of normies who treated me like shit. That's like collaborating with the enemy.
>>29678916
I meant "Have a dick, don't be a dick. Oh, the benis hilarity.
>>29678896
Actually literally everyone except lazy manbabys value hard work.
>>29678932
>Nobody cares about that half as much as you do
Bullshit. Halo effect proves that ugly people are treated worse. Short men are on average less respected and have less stable marriages. Dumb fucking normie.
>>29678939
They're not the enemy. I seriously think you need mental help. You're paranoid.
>>29678270
You're a clit.
>>29678949
If you work hard for something that you could have gotten easily if you were born lucky, then you're a fucking retard. It's a scam. Obviously it's valued by normies. Hard work helps the normie society, that's why it's valued.
If there are people who get a lot for very little work, then there obviously are gonna be people who get very little for a lot of work. And that my dumb normie friend, is why hard work is valued.
I love all you dicks! Going to play outside now. Put away the measuring tape. Take up archery!
>>29678966
They are the enemy. They will try to pretend like this injustice is okay and when I speak up against it or try to fight back, they throw me in prison/mental ward. They are the enemy.
>>29678963
You need to stop using that as an excuse for not trying in life
>>29678882
I wish that was true man but I've been out enough, I'm actually getting ready to go out now. I'm half normie. People take beautiful people's shit a lot easier and they don't even realise it.
>>29677630
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I fucking hate humans so fucking much.
>>29678787
the opinion that women don't enjoy small dicks? that's not an opinion. do some women enjoy smaller ones? yes. do some women have smaller vaginas and can't accommodate horse cocks? yes. do human beings have variable preferences? yes?
what does that have to do how CERTAIN females respond to seeing a small dick?
I've been cheated on twice, have had 3 different girls reject me due to my penis. I've had 1 relationship that ended because there just wasn't any romantic interest to keep it going.
but what good is anecdotal evidence? a man with a small dick can luck out and only be with women who don't mind small dicks, but that is fucking RARE. are you really trying to suggest that men with small dicks really don't have anything to fear and can just approach any woman with chad-like confidence and not have to worry about small penis humiliation because lol not all girls are like that?
shut the fuck up
>>29678989
Clits are nice.
Even the shy ones.
>>29678992
That's not a scam at all.
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orignal
>>29678992
Hard work is valued because we appreciate determination and strong will. You hate that stuff and would rather make yourself a victim for some gross reason
>>29679018
jesus dude how small is your dick lmao
>>29679010
If it's the truth, it's not an excuse.
>>29679037
>That's not a scam at all.
People getting more from life because of being lucky. You think it's not a scam?
>>29679008
There is no injustice. Nobody wronged you, still.
>>29679055
I like how you didn't respond to my post, just repeated yourself.
>>29679018
Sure, okay. I'll shut up. Don't hate your penis. Be kind to your noodle. I'm out.
>>29679010
Trying when failure is absolute ?
>>29679071
They did. Inferior people get treated worse and have to work much harder even for simple things. That's the injustice.
>>29678992
This
Hard work never even pays off.
You get nothing out of it.
It only pays off if you have the basic human needs like not literally autistic. Not a small penis. Not short etc
When you have all of this you're completely fucked in reality. I mean I guess I can make people laugh but my jokes are all about how pathetic I am which I am
>>29679106
Stop talking to the normie. You are part of the normie debate cycle, which is an attempt to dehumanise you by making your suffering non-existent. They want you to internalize inferiority by not only suffering, but also not being willing to suffer as it may bother normies.
He will soon resort to name calling, just-world fallacy, and holier-than-thou posting.
>>29679018
Not whoever you were talking to, but...
>I've been cheated on twice, have had 3 different girls reject me due to my penis. I've had 1 relationship that ended because there just wasn't any romantic interest to keep it going.
That really sucks. You got it hard. Harder than most robots pretty sure. Even though you're technically not a robot anymore you fucking normie.
>shut the fuck up
Hey take it easy. Yeah, you have it hard. And it's offensive to claim otherwise. But excessive misdirected anger isn't any good; other anon doesn't seem mean-spirited at all.
>>29679018
If a person doesn't define themself by their penis, then yes, they should be as confident as possible.
And sure, there are women who will refuse to date you due to your dick size. You'll have to filter them out, right from the start, preferably before anything happens at all, so you don't get hurt later.
No matter how much of a grudge you have and how justified it is, in the end you'll have to find a healthy coping mechanism that doesn't slowly eat you up inside.
>>29679095
hey I answered you questions, the least you can do is respond to this:
>are you really trying to suggest that men with small dicks really don't have anything to fear and can just approach any woman with chad-like confidence and not have to worry about small penis humiliation because lol not all girls are like that?
>>29679141
>He will soon resort to name calling, just-world fallacy, and holier-than-thou posting.
I think like most normies he will fall back to the
>that's just how it is
Let it go, people. No one will ever understand your problem if they never have it. I don't blame women. I don't blame myself either. I just don't like how life is given to me. It's shit, it feels really bad. It hurts me everyday. It changed me, i'm now very bitter, pessimistic and short-tempered.
>work with what you have, work hard and be successful
Money and successes don't excite me, they don't make me happy. What makes me happy is myself.
>>29679018
Tell the size of your dick
>tfw no matter what you will always have an above average penis
Is there a greater feel.
>>29679182
Sometimes i think "this is not fair. If everyone was made to breed, then why am i given a condition that forbids me to do it ? If what God give is already perfect and functional, why not mine ? What sins did my parents do ? This is a horrible punishment. Maybe being alone forever is the punishment for me. But what's the mistake ?"
I have a girl that i like. But i always imagine, there's better guys out there, if she met one, she would go with them instead of me. My penis will make her quiet. My penis will make her stop texting me.
>>29679063
>>29679218
4 inches. Slightly larger and girthier if the libido gods are just, but they are usually absent.
>>29679259
Is there a better place than facebook for people like you ?
>>29679055 >>29679139
>tfw despise fatalist pseudo-nihilistic elliot-tier nonsense that's infected this board
>tfw hate just as much the ignorant normie bullshit that puts people down and tells them they alone are entirely responsible for their struggles & failures
>tfw just want us to work together to try to make life tolerable and to maybe get out of the shitty places we're at in life.
>mine truly is a sad reeee
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29679289
I'm still a KHV shut in.
Just reassuring knowing i will never not be enough for any woman.
>>29679278
4 inches exactly you sure? or you are a little bit smaller
Fuck her and never talk to her again.
>>29677519
get out of my room
>>29679310
respond me and i'll tell you something
>>29679310
no, I'm definitely 4 inches. no cheating either, no smooshing down on my groin to make it look bigger. simple ruler next to my dick with no additional pressure is 4 inches. I don't have it as bad as others, but 4 inches is still small and that's more than enough for a mean girl to mock
>>29679259
>>29679306
tfw also kissless virgin friendless shut in
tfw dick is a bit above average, 7x5
tfw i post pictures/videos on reddit and it gets fawned over
tfw find a few girls from reddit and they tell me its literally perfect and how bad they want it
tfw even if my dick is good ill never use it
>>29678411
yeah because so many women even talk to you.
>>29679298
There is no help.
We tried years ago.
The world has a big metal bat.
And they poke and prod us with that bat, over and over again. And they taunt us. They taunt us with all the psychological cruelty they can muster.
And when we finally muster the strength to swat away the bat?
They crack us over the head with it.
And then its our fault. How DARE we have the AUDACITY to think that we can just have an outburst like that? After all, the bat never even existed, you slapped me for no reason!
>>29679374
Same dude you replied to i'm 7"x5.3".
Honestly don't think i'd want to be any bigger else it'd be a hindrance for some/wouldn't be able to get decent oral, etc.
>>29679367
Ok so you're not even average bro, still it's not a microdick (by the way the ruler is put on the dick not next), it seems that even with this little problem you can still get girls, some can't.
Now instead of being someone who will cry over the smallest thing (no joke intended) out of self pity, go find something you can do about it, because you can do something about it.
Lucky for you, girth is more important, and you can easily do something for that with a surgery procedure.
Go do some research and find something, because there is something for you.
>>29679461
Not him but why should be pay for a surgery when he didn't choose to have a small dick? It's not fair.
>>29679461
A girthy 4" dick is not going to excite anyone.
Might as well use a couple of fingers instead.
>>29678989
are you a small guy called richard?
>>29679477
Life is not faire bro.
>>29679482
Your dick is not a painting, you don't show it, you put the dick in a pussy, that's it.
That's a shitty thing to do, kind of like how mocking a flabby labia or brown nipples would be shitty.
Some people also turn into wisecracking cunts when nervous, and might not actually mean any mockery of small dicks.
It's not really worth murdering a girl over.
>>29679524
Yeah and 4" might as well be nothing for the overwhelming majority of women.
>>29679524
>Life is not faire bro.
FUCK YOU FUCKING NORMIE CUNT. Why do you think we should just accept this? Better yet why are you surprised when we don't want to participate in society? No one wants to play a rigged game.
>>29677789
>he shaved his tender balls for the mean roastie
>>29679554
Doesn't matter if you accept it or not, life is still not fair, get over it.
>>29679550
I told you what you can do, there surgical procedure for that.
Stop being a crybaby
>>29679461
the only reason I even was able to get the girls in the first place was because I worked up the courage to do so. but what good is courage when even though you can take her out, make her laugh, hold conversation, and make her smile, when you finally get her alone someone, and she wants to blow you, and you apprehensively hesitate, because this is the moment you dread, the moment where her true character will be revealed. no girl has even seen my dick and looked happy. the best look I've gotten was acceptance. this is the best look men like us will ever get.
but when she sees your dick, and laughs and "oh my god are you serious" or "ummm I uh I don't think this is going to work"?
but yeah I'll just get dick surgery lol
>>29679583
The only surgical procedures for penis enlargement are risky and super expensive.
>>29679583
>Doesn't matter if you accept it or not, life is still not fair, get over it.
I will not get over it. I'm not a fucking cuck. When injustice happens, you fight it. But not by supporting your normie society, that's for sure.
>>29679585
>this is the best look men like us will ever get.
>but when she sees your dick, and laughs and "oh my god are you serious" or "ummm I uh I don't think this is going to work"?
>but yeah I'll just get dick surgery lol
I can see why you're in pain, but the only solution for you is dick surgery, bro.
Or go back into the wombs of your mother and reincarnate with a bigger dick.
>>29679585
Would it not be an option to "drop the bomb" at an earlier time, if you take the girls out in the first place? It's unconventional, but at least you can avoid those situations you described by assessing their reaction.
>>29679550
The g spot is not deeper than 4"
>>29679382
Eh, yeah... :/ On top of it.
>>29679625
Or maybe he should take revenge on women who will not give him a chance for something he can't change. What does he have to lose anyways? He will never find live, his life will always be shit. Why not make the life of people who demean him shit too?
>>29679585
Don't get dick surgery, original dick is always better than modified dick.
>>29677519
fuck her anyway, then just keep fucking her until she looses interest in me
i'm in the average range so it's not like her insults would hurt
>>29678364
Love the way you avoided what you think is average.
>>29677519
Put it in her ass
>>29677519
I will do anything to hurt her on her back. Like maybe hire a hitman to kill her brother or dog.
>>29679746
Why not just kill her?
Her brother didn't wrong you.
>>29679643
I actually intend to do this the next time I summon enough courage to ask a girl on a date. something like
>listen, I need to tell you something before this goes any further.
oh jesus christ my heart literally started beating faster just thinking about this. the pain is too real. sometimes I just want to stand in front a train
>>29679539
>mfw I love brown nipples
>>29679762
I don't care, life isn't fair, right ?
>>29679813
Then just start having random people killed at your expense now.
It's as sensible as what you propose.
>>29679765
This is usually how I go about things myself. I'm not really interested in flings, so topics I bring up early are usually things like my core values, strengths, weaknesses etc. so she has an honest and clear picture for me. If she likes it great, if she doesn't, fair enough.
That way I can also gauge what kind of person she is and get to know her better.
I know it's hard to do, and many might not be very appreciative of talks going that route, but ultimately I found that this is the best way to look for a decent relationship that's based on honesty and reciprocity.
>>29677630
normies dont mock everything. i never saw normies mocking wheelies, people with severely burned body parts, people with severe mental disabilities and people with hardcore diseases. i too dont understand how it is normal for them to mock short penises, short heights and uglyness.
>>29679861
Cause small penis or being short = you are less of a man.
>>29677519
>If a female mocks the size of your penis after revealing it to her for the first time before intimacy, what is the appropriate response of action to give?
Kill myself
>>29679643
>>29679765
>>29679845
you're forgetting that all girls are shallow whores. she will:
A. end things
B. assume you're joking and then end it after she sees your dick.
then she'll tell all of her friends.
>>29678682
>literally the most insecure response imaginable
>>29679845
this is a good post and good advice. and you seem like a good person. seriously this post is really helpful and I can already see how potentially useful and practical iy will be when applied irl.
thanks anon. you've cheered me up a bit.
>>29680012
She can publicly post it on all her social media for all I care. In fact, it sounds like I dodged a bullet.
>>29677519
At least her jaw won't be sore....^o^
>>29679839
Too much work. But yeah that's just as sensible as getting uncontrolled inadequacy and treated unfairly for it. if i get unfairness, everyone should too. Especially the lucky and gifted ones
>>29677519
If she like big dicks then she must like pain. Ask her if you can fist her!!!
>>29679839
School shooting suicide is fair and justice. In the end, death is what makes us all equal. It's like "i can be ugly and small dicked, and you can be handsome and big dicked. But if we both get killed, it's fair."
>>29680256
She might like average penises
>>29677789
>some rostie cunt thinks a cute benis like that is a bad thing
I keep finding myself fucking disgusted everytime I see this
I'd give my right tit to have a bf with a cute little chubby dick. I mean goddamn, it's like you don't want him to writhe under you with just a single lick of your tounge, trying his damndest not to blow in your mouth in two seonds as you chide him for getting so hard so quickly.
>>29680323
-or better yet, cumming his brains out all over your face befor his little soft dick can even get hard. Then begging for forgivness from you when you punish him for finishing without permission.
Shit now I need to draw more femdom with cute limp dicks
>>29680267
then why are you wasting time flapping your gums? Get to it.
Riddle me this: why do many women buy 10+ inch dildos?
Tell her her tits are small, or when you're fucking say her vagina is too loose. Also you really have no option to keep the relationship going after she insults your dick.
>>29680433
3 inches is usually used as a handle.
>>29680433
idk but my hunch is the same reason we all look at weird deranged porn.
Exaggeration makes up for it not being a real person.
>>29680399
I don't want to die yet. That's was just an idea of mine. But yeah if a girl did that to me, that would fuck me up really badly. Like, worse than now.
>>29680433
Wrong. Most women buy 4-5". 8+ inches is for the teenagers that are new to sex stuffs.
>>29680323
The sounds he makes.
That little growl of pleasure.
It's the dick's enthusiasm that matters.
Do I have its rapt attention?
ask her to do it again, small penis humiliation is patrician-tier fetish
>>29680532
No. Patrician tier would be red room
>>29680433
My dido is the size omy lover's dick because Iactually do like the prick! Get it?
And it's like 6" long and not diamond hard but firm silicon.
It's how I like it.
>>29677519
You pull up your pants and don't have sex with her, give some excuses of why not and go home.
>>29677519
If she's ridden the cock carousel that many times? Dump her. She's not going to put out for you (which is the only thing she's good for at this point) and there's nothing else she brings to the table.
>>29680523
>tfw bearmode, 20 something, KV
>tfw deep voice & hairy
How growl are we talking here?
>>29677519
Find another one who will tell you it's big. (That's what I did).
>>29680726
That balls deep growl.
itt people who throw around the words "niggers cripples whores retards" but are the most oppressed in society because their pee pee is too small :(
>>29680821
Having a small dick would be pretty mentally devastating. Only if it was like sub 5.5" though.
>>29680267
How's it fair when some manbaby spazzes out and murders innocent people?
>>29677519
Leave at once.
Right? That's the only course of action which preserves your dignity.
>>29680019
I don't think you know what insecure means, friend
>>29679861
Because it's funny! Look how butt mad words make you. You're like a child
small dicks are cute <3 maybe you weren't born for ramming into someone drop those pornsick ideas and let her treat you good
>>29677789
How do you even get a penis that small? How! SOMEONE EXPLAIN! NOW!
>>29680818
As a virgin I can't say I know exactly what you mean, but I think I can extrapolate.
Is it just a primal thing? Like cave man basic urges kind of shit?
>>29680853
She already took your dignity. All you have left is pride. False pride because there is nothing to be proud about having a small cock.
>>29680238
But it is fair to say you're inadequate as a man. You have a small dick and it's justified to say it makes you less of a man.
>>29677519
As in all confrontations in life, you can basically do one of three things.
1. Do nothing.
2. Respond in kind.
3. Respond in kind and raise the stakes on top of it.
In this case, a girl who does something like that displays such a huge dick of an attitude, that your response should be something between 2 and 3. But since only assholes or morons with impulse control issues typically go with 3, I'd go with 2 instead.
Don't be a beta bitch about it either, just respond in kind: "Well your tits aren't exactly DD either, but I don't mind". Or "Well your ass has the shape of a brick, but I can deal with it". This effectively puts the ball on her court. If she simply has the style of being dick and direct about her thoughts, but doesn't mind being told the same back, then you're cool. If she gets offended, then you handled yourself in the best, gentlemanly yet *manly* way possible, considering the bitch was obviously a lost cause to begin with.
So, you know. There. Have some class every time you possibly can, sometimes even take the high road and let things slide just to show you're above that, but never, *ever*, let yourself be a bitch, and a wussy. Not only is that always going to be the wrong move to make in the eyes of a girl, but it's also bad for you personally.
>>29680919
He could have man child pride if he says "oh yeah? Well you have a big vagina".
>>29680981
This is the most beta response ever
>>29680919
>False pride because there is nothing to be proud about having a small cock.
A small penis was part of the Greek's ideal of beauty.
>>29678404
This. Flacid dick size means nothing. He's probably a grower, not a shower. Mine looks a lot like that while flacid tooexcept it only gets to 5 while hard, but still.
>>29680908
It's orgasmic, intense physical pleasure and it is not dependent on dick size at all.
>>29681010
And where do you live? Ancient Greece?
>>29681020
Personally I couldn't give less of a shit about my dick size. It's all I have. Nothing I can do about it so why worry?
Haven't even measured it tbqh senpai
>>29681044
No, America...but I'm just saying.
Maybe they'll come back in style, possibly ironically.
>>29681010
>eww omg you have a really small cock lmao
>well you know the Greeks thought smaller penises were aesthetic in their art and such
>sorry what? I was too busy letting everyone on facebook know how small your dick is
>>29681059
Women being allowed to be sexual pretty much ruined it for you tiny dick "men"
>>29681051
>Haven't even measured it tbqh senpai
Why do people lie about this.
>>29681007
>beta
Actually that's reality. That's the most honest response you'll probably find here, because what I said is how you handle things in real life.
But it doesn't surprise me one bit that you loser fucks would start foaming at the mouth the second someone didn't go the usual route: either react like a fucking deranged autist and go all american psycho mode, or pull the typical internet tough guy routine and act tough as fuck when all you can do IRL is squeal and fap to fucking pink plushies of saturday morning cartoons. Tell me, which one of those fucked up losers are you, faggot?
>>29681132
Making fun of her back is beta as shit dude
>>29681132
You actually planned out conversations and lame responses you autistic fuck
>>29680897
Low test in the womb. Mother's fault
>>29681086
I'm not. I have a ballpark knowledge of how long/thick it is & I don't really want to know more.
>if it's bigger than average
It'll only be slightly (I don't have to measure it to know it's not a horsecock) so....that would do what? Make me a virgin with a slightly larger dick? Wew. Hooray for me.
>if it's average
No change.
>if it's smaller than average
I get to feel weird/insecure about my dick.
Don't see the benefit.
>>29679278
>4 inches
Oh jesus that's pathetic
>>29681183
Are you legitimately autistic?
It takes like two fucking seconds you weirdo.
>>29681146
BS, you could argue that whatever you do in that situation is beta as fuck.
walking away: beta as fuck
repaying in kind: beta as fuck
going psycho: beta as fuck
>>29681258
I really don't think you know how big 7" girth is.
That is bigger than a bottle of water.
>>29677519
Tell her to fetch me a strap-on from the drawer then because, I'm a kinky fuck like that
>>29681226
I don't give a fuck how long it takes numb nuts. It's a matter of getting a tape measure. Not exactly rocket science.
I haven't measured because I'm actually not curious you fucking dillweed. I don't have to know & I don't want to know. If one day I get naked with a chick she'll like it or she won't. I don't give a fuck.
>I don't have the compulsive need to quantify my own dick for no reason because everyone else does.
>that makes me autistic
>wew lad
But yeah, I'm the weird one.
Consider dating a gay or bi transgender guy they'll likely have sympathy for your penis plight.
>>29681338
Alright so you just have a tiny pecker and know it.
>tfw always thought my dick was small because it was 4 inches
>have sex with GF and she comments that it's big
>get confused and explain myself
>she informs me that apparently you're supposed to measure when it's hard, not soft
Boy did I feel fucking retarded
>>29681362
kek. you're adorable
>>29681362
LOL
well meme'd my friend
>>29677519
>6x5.6
>feel insecure about size
Sex is not worth right?
>>29681466
the only things that feel better than cumming in a pussy are heroin and other extreme drugs or putting shit up your ass and engaging in all your psycho fetishes that don't require another human.
>>29681361
Meh. It's fine. Ballpark I'd say around 5-6". Not too thick but not a pencildick either. Like I said, It's not worth measuring. Not going to bring home any prizes at the fair but it's not freak-show tier either. So I just don't care.
Besides, seeing how the other robots get into hyperventilating death spirals about how long their dick is...that's a door I'd rather not open. I have enough baggage as it is without spending all day comparing my dick to other peoples' dicks.
>>29681362
Normally I'd REE, but that's fucking hilarious man. Genuine kek.
>>29681421
I don't see how. Are you constantly looking at it? Taking dick length surveys? Taking it out and showing people? Thinking about it? Talking about it. How does an extra inch impact every moment of your entire life? Are you that dick centric?
>>29681539
You sir are a giant dick in my eyes!I <3 you bb!
>>29677789
>>29678020
>>29681012
pretty small even for a soft dick desu
my dick is a little over 5in soft (pic to prove not troll)
>>29681163
What the actual fuck are you even talking about? What, got so damn owned you need to start making up BS? Shut the fuck up if you have nothing of any substance to say, fag.
>>29678347
>The kind of gril that would do that has to be a shitty person, so why take to heart what they say?
And that would be the way I'd respond to such scenario as well. I'd lose all interest in her due to her shitty personality and course of action, just get her out of my apartment and no longer waste energy on her.
If she ends up telling others about my supposed inadequate size, I'll simply tell those people that apparently average size is insufficient - that she might be quite loose and/or a size-queen.
Other than that, I'd reconsider my ability to recognize and filter out crappy people within a short time if one ends up close enough to me for sex to be on the table.
>>29678153
You have to understand that some people here have been drawn into the whole delusion that penis size is everything and that anything <12 inches is considered small due to porn and penis e-stats. When obsessed with insecurities, anything that might contradict that view will be disregarded however seemingly legitimate or valid, while anything agreeing with the insecurities will be believed and used as fuel however obviously trollish.
In here someone claiming to be a woman and only accepting 8x6 or more - with 8x6 only barely causing pleasure - is easily believed, yet a supposed woman finding the average size plenty enjoyable (and even more so if it's attached to someone she cares about) is instantly claimed to be a "dicklet man" posting a fantasy. All you can do is post your opinion for the few who are slowly getting insecure (because of all these bait threads) but are still open to claims contradicting the bait, and not bother with those quick to dismiss said opinions.
>>29679008
>They will try to pretend like this injustice is okay and when I speak up against it or try to fight back, they throw me in prison/mental ward. They are the enemy.
Let me preface what I'm about to say by acknowledging that your frustration is perfectly valid and understandable. I would never be so silly as to claim that a repulsive man can will himself to be desirable. Most men can improve themselves, to be sure, but not even God can create ex nihilo. A radically undesirable man is simply that. As one such man, I share your anger. I know what it is to be excluded from the types of experiences most take for granted by virtue of the way he looks.
And yet, when all is said and done, who can men like us actually indict? Society? Well, not really. Society forces our fellow men to treat monsters like ourselves far better than they would otherwise. Do we rail against the women who find us disgusting? It may be tempting to do so, but that wouldn't be fair. Nature made us ugly, just as it made those women who despise us love beauty.
When all is said and done, it is Mother Nature rather than her daughters that deserve our resentment. She's the one who's wronged us. The problem is that such rage will always be impotent. God may punish those who curse him, but that's only because Father God actually loves us enough to care when we utter our blasphemies. We have hurt his feelings, and he acts accordingly.
We can scream and curse Mother Nature all we like for making us monsters, but she'll never care. Why should she? She was the one who made us monsters in the first place.
>>29681517
Maybe something would improve if i'd lost 50 pounds because i weight 260 lbs.
>>29681166
>>29681458
>>29681760
this is the second time you deleted your post and the third time you reposted it, tripfag
This is why I don't even try, I know I'm just inferior. I could become the greatest man on earth yet I would still be inferior.
>>29681252
Except your 4 million word post was actually beta
>>29681800
>this is the second time you deleted your post and the third time you reposted it, tripfag
Yes, it is. And I've been quite drunk all three times. So, I do apologize for the faux pas, but these things do happen.
>>29678535
>It's hilarious.
I would've gone with "It's unfortunate" instead.
>Are you mad
Not him, and I guess I'm not exactly mad, but I simply don't see the reason to ridicule people for shortcomings (pun not intended) or other things they didn't actively bring unto themselves.
A different thing could be if the guy was a complete douchebag and someone actively causing you negative effects, or someone considering himself superior in all ways; I can see how pointing out inadequacies of such people can be satisfying.
Mocking/Ridiculing someone you were about to get intimate with (and thus presumably had at least some connection with) seems petty and a crappy move at best.
>because you have a small dick?
Average size hereand the few women I've been with had/have zero complains about it. It doesn't require a small dick to see that such actions are anything but positive or beneficial for any party involved.
>>29681591
Not sure if you meant
>am a giant dick
or
>have a giant dick
Thankfully I'm a jackass IRL so I'm happy either way desu
>>29681638
>cut
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>all these sub 6 inch losers that cant handle the truth
When ever you see the evil serial killer flash back into the "point and laugh" scene the audience is meant to understand that the serial killer has twisted, exaggerated and obsessed over a mostly imagined event born of self hate.
>>29681844
I'm so sorry m8
>>29677519
huge faggot stop posting cocks on internet ty
I am surprised that dick sparring isn't an actual Olympic sport. Yall practice enough.
>>29682402
Earthcucks btfo, terran women belong to Xeno tentacocks
>>29680919
>The size of your reproductive organ is an important of about who you are as a person
>Something you were born with, and which only matters when having sex, decides your dignity as a person
You're a woman or have an actual braindead level intelligence. Either way you're like an animal.
>>29682832
If your dick is smaller and you are short you are INFERIOR as a man. That's just how it is, even a kid will tell you this.
>>29682868
None of these things actually matter to anyone but women, and who the fuck cares what women think?
Obsessing about being seen as attractive by hypothetical women, especially when it is about things you cant even control is literally cuck tier. You're cucking yourself inside your own fucking head.
For a good deal of people life is not about sex, and who cares about the thoughts of someone who thinks it is.
>inb4 lmao manlets, lmao dicklets
Again, these are qualities which are essentially unimportant.
>inb4 lmao dude, I have a 15 inch horsecock and am 2 m tall lmao losers!!11!!
So you spend your time and energy thinking about other men's dick size and height? Or how you measure against other people in unimportant qualities which you cant even change?
That says more about you than anything else.
You know, whenever I hear Sloan and think about how great they are, it never occurs to me that I don't actually have enough info to come to that conclusion because I did not factor in their dick size.
Reading this thread really made me really appreciate my dick
lmao guys
>>29683061
Underrated viewpoint. This Anon gets it.
>>29683061
>unimportant qualities
Which planet you're living on?
>>29677519
Critize every small inperfection of her, not in that moment, but during a long period of time.better if it's during her period
Tell her things like "i like your ass because i have a strech mark fetish" or buy her new clothes with a fake, slightly bigger size in the label.
See if its small enough for her to breathe while its down her throat.
I have nothing against porn myself but I am beginning to think it's distorted quite a few perceptions about woman and cawwwwwk.
>>29678096
They need men to believe these bromides and platitudes so that the men will remain secure, because if the men are insecure, they will be wary and suspicious, and if they're wary and suspicious, it''s not as easy for women to cheat.
Cheating and cuckoldry relies largely (heh) on men being blissfully unaware of what women truly want, and being duped into believing they're good enough.
>>29678364
The Halo Effect is real and demonstrable. Look it up.
>>29684501
This is like the most paranoid thing I've ever read.
>>29684501
I was about to go to sleep but no I feel like punching a hole in my wall.
>>29677519
I've posted my story before. I've had two women say my dick is disgusting because it's not circumsized and walk out on me. I have a 6 inch dick, maybe size and aesthetics had something to do with it.
>>29684593
Do you read threads to find the ones you can slip your dick into?
It's an ordinary cock.
It's not a magic wand.
>>29684531
Not to a life ruining extent where you can use it to be lazy in life
>>29684501
You realize men cheat a lot too right? And cucks are just gross fetishists. Still all way better than virgin males over 16
>>29679147
>that doesn't slowly eat you up inside
to late
>>29680852
Pretty fair because the devastation the manbaby get was out of his control. Just like the death of school shooting
>>29684632
Nah, I post my story to spread the truth. And yeah, it being an ordinary cock is my point. It's not good enough. I post it to prove the point.
>>29680897
fuck off normies you all deserve to suffer and die
>>29680939
And it's also fair to hire hitman to hurt them. They hurt me, i hurt them too. That's fair
>>29684678
Except the manbaby brought it on himself. 99% of kids who are bullied are fucking asshole
>>29684718
Except they didn't hurt you. You are a failure as a man and blame retatded shit that kids did.
>>29684693
Yeah, well that was a dick move!
And you know what they say...
If it moves like a dick...
How many times have you posted your dick today, huh? More than 6 times?
>>29680267
>School shooting suicide is fair and justice.
>In the end, death is what makes us all equal.
Your are real human being anon
>>29679861
That's because those mocked conditions are not sufficiently bad to arouse their sympathy. They fall into the painful gulf where you have a cause for sympathy, but that cause is insufficient to arouse it in normies.
>>29680852
How is it not?
There is no fairness. That's the point.
>>29684756
Then that means there isn't a rigged game that chads win.
>>29684208
No he doesn't. He's probably some tall big dicked faggot who can't even empathize properly.
>>29684743
Once today and maybe once every two days on here. I'm just on here every day.
how small am i robots
>tfw pencil dick
...CRAWLING IN MY SKIN..
>bawwwwww they make fun of our benises baaaawwwwww
>fuckin roastie cunts get rekt
Pick one.
>>29684853
>one chooses to be slut
>one is doomed at birth
>>29684796
looks like 5 inches maybe?
>>29680433
It's a handle you idiot.
>>29684902
nah i think 4 on a good day
>>29684883
>mad because he still has his baby virgin benis
>cry more
>>29684853
It's one thing making fun of anonymous roasties, it's another thing to tell a guy to his face you think his dick is disgusting. I mean, a guy would never make fun of your lopsided tits, bad nipples, roast beef cunt, or your fat rolls to your face.
Also:
>ones a lifestyle
>ones a birth defect
>>29684853
>Everyone on /r9k/ is the same person
You're a moron, m8. Open a trap thread sometime, for example, and you will see the bitterest of intra-group shitflinging on 4chan. Same goes for wageslave vs neetard threads. etc
>>29684725
They're assholes for having a small dick ? We didn't want this.
>>29684932
What did I expect from a normaltrash
>>29684737
Yes in this case they called me inferior and made fun of my dick. That hurts me, and that makes me want to hurt them as well.
>>29684941
0/10 mental gymnastics, would not read again
>>29684796
That 4-4.5 inches. Just pay for hookers, man. Romantic relationship isn't worth it>>29684816
>>29684988
But they said true things about your small dick. How is that the same as murder?
>>29678539
>Many women are about the feels. That's why grils like romantic movies and firemen.
And that's why they cheat. Because there feefees tell them "oh wow, something better then anon! Better try and fuck it!"
>>29678553
>Popular guys are bullied too
lol
>Women are bullied way worse
lol
>They turned out fine
lol
>>29684953
2 robots have taken the b8 so far parroted the
>roasties get that way bc sluts
>small benis birth defect baw not my fault
gospel like good little hiveminders so i don't know what you're on about
stay toastie, robots
>>29685008
Because it's insultive. They know it would hurt my feefees, and they did it anyway. A good person wouldn't do that. A good person keeps their hurtful opinions to themselves. So they're bad person. They deserve bad stuffs.
>>29684990
You actually think any guy gives a shit what a woman's vag looks like?
>roastie ass whore detected
>>29685011
Except, not all women!
>>29684725
Except the normals brought it on themselves 99% of kids who are killed are fucking assholes.
Fixed
>>29685047
your cognitive dissonance is impressive m8
>>29685047
Do you not see how you just said:
Guys don't care what vaginas look like
Vaginas look gross?
Do you see how those comments are in conflict?
>>29677519
Guys, you're in /r9k/. Their opinions about you don't matter. They just a pair of tits and a vagina, nothing more. For me, if free easy pussy costs too much talking and feefees, i'd just cut it out and move to a hooker. I mean, they all gonna cheat anyway, however good you are. I can't believe we're so controlled by women's perceptions of us. Just do what you want and if you're horny, pay a hooker. Why can't your lives be this simple and easy ? I'm small too, but who cares ? Why do i have to make women happy ? What are they gonna do to make me happy anyway, by providing pussy and tits ? Hookers can provide me that too.
>haha nice small pecker
>*with great rage and solemnitude* You bitch, you fucking BITCH! *punch her in ovaries as I pull my dragonslayer off of my back* You made a fatal mistake bitch, I wasn't even erect! *Turns out my dragonslayer wans't really a giant sword, but my fully erect 7 foot tall dick, I then proceed to impale her and throw her around the room, painting my walls red* AAAAAAHHHHHH AHH HAHAAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!
That's my reaction and how I deal with it.
rape her
very original
>>29685124
I was joking roastie.
>>29685152
>They just a pair of tits and a vagina, nothing more.
You must have to beat the women off.
>>29679374
>tfw even if my dick is good ill never use it
I never understood this logic with you fags. If girls are LITERALLY telling you they would fuck you, how can you say you will never use it?
>>29685231
Rigggght!
It was some sort of social experiment too I suppose.
Don't I feel silly.
>>29685236
Their satisfactions don't matter to me. They're just objects, just like how they would see me. I have sex to get satisfied. If they're so much of a hassle to deal with, i'll move on to the next one.
You guys must be so much of a faggot to really care about their satisfactions.
>6.3x5.5
Am I good? It just looks so tiny compared to my hands. I do have fairly large hands though.
>>29685289
Why bother?
It all seems so dead, cold and kind of disgusting.
Do you bleach it after putting in a roastie?
Do you cry after touching her dirty pillows?
It's sad you did this to yourself.
>>29685316
It's not that we really are worried about satisfying them, it's that we want to be wanted by them.
>>29684774
>Then that means there isn't a rigged game that chads win.
No it doesn't.
Chad wins because he was given the best accessories for no reason.
Only way to beat Chad is to destroy the game so no one can play it.
>>29680323
This was written by a man. A gay man.
>>29685353
Well, after all that i've read here, it's so much sadder what you fellow small men have done to yourselves. Sex will always be cold and dead if you're born small. So, if i can only have it dead and cold, better have it with an attractive meat.
>>29685364
All of us want to be wanted, want a bit of kindness, a bit of warmth in a cold hard world. Why harden yourself to it? Why twist it into loathing and self hate?
>>29685364
I've tried years to make myself believe that that thing will never happen to me. That i will never be wanted by anyone. It's easier this way, just let it go.
>>29677630
This no point in saying anything but leaving and never trying ever again.
>>29685458
As you wish. May the road rise up to meet you.
I wish i can just forget about sex. Thinking about sex is always hurtful. Maybe i have to adopt a hobby and make money out of it, so that it can distract me from this painful thing called sex and love. I'm small, so sex and love will always be painful for me.
>>29684785
If so, fuck him. Shouldn't be on the board, REEE etc.
But the points are valid regardless
Does small penis cause robothood?
>>29685754
Of course.
Orijinarudesuka
Sad thread. May God give us strength.
>>29677519
Put pants. Say oh well while shrugging and making Jim face.
>>29685946
Jim who though
LOL are you serious ?...... It doesn't matter what the size of your dick is... Girls see dicks all the time and they're not really impressed either way... Would you be?... It's actually quite boring once you start to think about it... My advice is you shouldn't be thinking about it so much... Let me tell you a true story. everybody has these stupid 'pick-up lines' they try to use, like "Heaven Must Be Missing an angel" or some other stupid predictable shit like that, or like "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body"....
( women hate that type of shit )
MY pick up line ?... I've actually always approached the hotties who is my famous claim to fame "having won Atlanta's Smallest Penis Contest 16 years straight come on until I was finally beat out by a squirrel last month"...
I'm dead serious. It's not 'funny', but they always laugh, but more importantly I have instantly crossed that bridge. We're already talking about my genitalia, and the 'nervous', uncomfortable element has been removed. Self deprivation goes a long way. Being able to 'joke' about your diminutive penis is a lot more effective at getting laid than fretting over it comment like so many losers do...
The fact is my penis is just average... I suppose so. I haven't really spent my life measuring other people's penises, so until then I'll just be happy with the label 'average'. I can live with that label...
I would not be lying if I told you a rather large percentage surprisingly attractive women I have told about the smallest penis in the world contest I've actually ended up with that very same penis in their mouth...
Do you see what I'm trying to explain to you?... Apparently your father never explained this to you, son... Why don't you put away the video games and stop worrying about your penis size? I'm sure there's more interesting things for you to be doing right now...
I need you to pay attention... I'm talking to you...
The most attractive attribute on anybody is SELF CONFIDENCE.
>>29686083
>The fact is my penis is just average
Stopped reading there. You will never understand our suffering and women's perception. Because you're on the side that every girl can accept.
>>29679861
For ugliness its called the Halo effect
>>29685364
This
I just want someone to accept me of all my flaws and love me like I can do for her. That's all I want.
>>29685447
Because that's what the world and society has done to me anon. It's for my own protection. If no one will love me, I must love myself enough to continue living.
I wasn't always like this.
>>29685754
It's a defining trait
>>29686288
Feeling a bit of love for you robot.
Glad you are able to love yourself.
Wish the world was a kinder place to you.
>>29686009
>Jim who thoughRoooooboto!
>>29686083
>It doesn't matter what the size of your dick is.
Stopped reading.
If it didn't matter, there wouldn't such a mass hysteria on the topic.
>>29677630
Well, manlets aren't even people so you can't fault anyone for making fun of them
>>29686083
>The fact is my penis is just average
Read only 7 inches
lol, oh you!
>you will NEVER EVER have a qt femdom gf that makes fun of your small peepee
>>29686083
Self-confidence comes from knowing in ones ability to succeed and overcome with ease and execution.
You can't do that with a small dick.
So shut the fuck up you "average" sized faggot.
>>29686344
Y-youI actually really hate myself and wish I didn't excist
>having a small dick
Literally fucking kill yourself, subhuman. The gene pool doesn't need your inferior contribution.
>>29686481
I am sorry to hear that.
Hope life shows you some kindness.
>>29686580
We could do without your kind agro bully.
Your hate is bland and unoriginal.
>>29686463
You can still be confident. Your biggest roadblock is your obsession with dicks
>Came into the thread to masturbate
>You faggots are all just talking instead of posting pornographic bait
ugh
>>29681466
you literally got a good sized dong stfu, you got good girth you fuck!
>>29686383
It's a vocal minority
>>29686580
edgy
nothing personnel kid
>>29686235
Except the halo effect isn't about self pity. It's about initial interactions
>>29686580
Go away and come back with a more original banter
>>29684593
Anon yours is pretty nice. Dont listen to basic bitches dude they don't know shit
>>29686643
No. Our biggest roadblocks is how women think about us
>>29684593
Would succ/11
>ITT normalfag apologist comparing roasties to dicklets
If you have a roasty it's because you're a fucking whore who slept around too much. If you have a small dick you lost the genetic lottery.
>>29687152
>roastie
Having large labia is the same as having a small dick, you have no control over it.
>>29687401
You have control over how much you're gonna fuck
>>29687413
How much you fuck has no bearing on how big your labia is. Learn female anatomy.
>>29685424Actually it was by a rostie
>>29677789
That's not erect, in the coldest winters my benis has been as short as 1.5 inches flaccid and now in the summer it's 6.5 erect
>>29687519
>>29687401
>Roasty actually believes the Labia doesn't get stretched out through sex
No YOU anatomy
>>29687768
It actually doesn't. You're putting your ignorance on display. Young robots, don't repeat this meme, it's dumb.
>>29678763
>I can afford something better
You're on /r9k/ for a reason, know your place. If you're personality is as shit as you potray it to be, I think you deserve a limp-dick neet.
>>29686662
>vocal minority
Right, sure it is.
>>29681638
LOL FUCKING TORPEDO DICK
If you can accept that guys like a variety of boobs, butts and body types why can't you accept that women can like a variety of penni?
Huh?
>>29688470
Because woman have a MUCH smaller taste in the type of men they prefer.
And I've never heard a woman say she likes or prefers small dicks. Ever.
>>29677789
What a cute little dick :3
Why do you have to be so mean about it, anon?
>>29688380
It is. You need to go outside more. Or ever.
>>29687768
This is embarrassing dude
>>29686921
Women don't care. They're not as shallow as robots
>>29688661
>>29687929
>Roasties literally BTFO
Only embarrassment is your stretched out vaginas.
>>29688720
You realize they don't get worn out right?
>>29684796
How big is the dildo? original origins
>>29688679
Sure, but accepting that doesn't support the casting of us as evil witches who orchestrated their downfall.
>>29688754
You don't tell all women to reject robots 30 years ago once so they can dwell on it forever? You know, at those woman meetings you all have?
>tfw chad mode dong
feels nice man
>>29681638
Are you fucking retarded? Flaccid size isnt fixed unlike erect size. When flaccid my dick can anywhere between 1 and 5 inches long, 5 being my full erect size.
Also your dick is not completely flaccid in that picture, you can tell because it doesnt bend down.
>>29689079
Why ? Like, why can't be humble about it and keep it to yourself ?
>>29679902
>Kill myself
Kill her
FTFY
>>29679603
Fuck off, Anion.
>>29686083
>SELF CONFIDENCE.
AKA dick big enough to not feel inadequate as FUCK
reality exists anon
>>29678243
>Please, everyone is bullied as kids for everything. Robots just think the world revolves around them and they take everything personally.
Yup this is bait
>>29678553
>Popular guys are bullied too.
haha
>Women are bullied way worse.
LOL
>>29678704
No, it's delusion and you don't know a thing about real life.
>>29677910
>posting this on /r9k/ of all places
origami psot
>>29677519
What is that thing?
ybnkml
>>29677519
Get yourself off however you feel then tell that person to fuck off out of your life. Also tell them they have stinky genitals. It's the kind of comment that will mess wih them more.
>>29692370
Yep. I met a guy irl from here and it was a disaster.
I didnt let him know it was the worst sex of my life though. That would be mean.
>29680981
>29681132
Dude I thought your initial post was pretty legitimate but then you respond in a way that goes against what you just said.
>>29677789
>implying size actually matters
do you finger the shallow part of your vagina or do you need to fucking punch your uterus to get off, moron?
>>29686083
>confidence meme
oh boy not this again
>>29692954
Sexual pleasure for women has a lot to do with being dominated too, and small dicks dont help with that
Maybe when it hits bottom that doesnt stimulate her sexual organs directly, but it obviously excites her and that is usually more important
>>29678025
Here it is erect, but like girls say, it's not the size of the ships is the motion of the ocean ;)
top secret female intel: penis in vagina doesnt feel that good and we only do it because it's nice to please your man, if you actually want to give your girl sexual pleasure get good at sucking clit
>>29693113
Try a bbc. You've only ever had bad sex with small dicks.
>>29693157
the bigger the dick the more uncomfortable it is lmao
men hate to hear this even though you've all fried your brains watching porn every day for years and are all insecure about your size
>>29693172
>I'm a woman so all women feel exactly the same way I do about everything
why do roasties always think this
>>29693172
Realistically while not all females can have vaginal orgams a decent percetange can, on the same note sex is mostly hype anyways so its more about how good you are at hype, well hype and emotions or else itd be the same as masturbation.
>>29693113
t. malfunctioning vagina owner
>>29677789
You should seriously fucking kill yourself.
If you wanted sex you should be looking for a fuck buddy.
You are the scum of the earth and i speak for everyone here when i tell you to go drink bleach seriously just go and do the world a favor and kill yourself
Honestly I think the best response if you call pull it off is just to act completely unfazed and say something like "my dick is literally fucking godlike", kind of in a slightly almost joking way but still very confidently. If you seem to really believe there is no issue then she may start to believe it too, women are pretty easily influenced like that. Not a perfect solution but at least even if she still doesn't like your small dick you will not have appeared to let it get to you, which saves you some dignity in her eyes.
>>29693382
feigning ignorance is probably the worst thing you could do in this scenario
>>29693202
I've never heard a woman talk about her boyfriends dick size but I have heard 9999999 men talk about their dick size since you're all brainwashed from porn and think you're bad in bed if your girl isnt screaming like shes broken her leg and pissing everywhere
>>29693516
Translation:
>The subject of dick size never comes up irl when I talk to other women because people have a sense of decency, however when I go on anonymous imageboards online men talk about their dick size all the time. Obviously that must mean all women hate dick as much as I do.
>>29693516
>MUH MENS STANDARDS
> MUH ORGASMS
what the fuck are you doing on this fucking board
>>29677789
It is 1 soft you cunt 2 you dont need a cuccumber bitch and 3 kill yourself and your cavernous vagina
>>29677953
>>29677953
HE POSTED IT TO YOU FOR YOU NOT THE INTERNET CUNT DIE I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE AND ARE GANG RAPED BY FUCKING NIGGERS YOU WORTHLESS WHORE
>>29693476
I don't mean feigning ignorance so much as essentially saying "you have shit taste in dicks, I know better than you and I think my dick is ideal" (not in those words). It's just about seeming self assured and cocky whether justified or not, as well as acting like her words didn't hurt you. Like your opinion is correct and if she disagree's she's wrong.
>>29693560
>women never talk about sex with their friends
sure thing
>>29693582
trying to help you retards not take porn as a life guide
note how you dont even deny getting all these ideas from porn since you know I'm right but you just want to argue
>>29693092
nah thats shopped man
fuck me it cant be real
>>29678869
>What injustice?
How can someone be this dense?
>>29679055
>Hard work is valued because we appreciate determination and strong will.
*Hard work is valued because we can plausibly get things out of it
Or because of dumb self righteous reasons
There is nothing strong willed about accepting an injustice and working harder just because you were unlucky. That's retarded.
>>29681215
Too bad karma isn't real
>>29681638
>bragging about his halfchub
kek
>>29684796
really small compared to mine . and im not even big.
>>29689870
relax, he's on this board so he probably doesn't have much else going for him
>>29677789
There's no point in getting him to send you a picture of his flaccid dick. He could be a grower.
hey we're almost wearing the same thing
>>29682868
Last kid who told me that visits his dad in the hospital every day now.
>>29695591
Oh yes you're big, you must be big
What about if your dick is not proportional I'm 180cm tall 72kg and I got an 8.25 inch length and 6.25 girth benis is it good or bad
>>29697478
Good. Don't worry about proportional or not, as long as it's not 5 inches, you're good however tall you are
>>29695612
>Graduating from a Russel group uni in a week
>Doing a masters there in a course that almost guarantees a job unless you are a retardo
>6' tall, broad shoulders, slim waist
>Good group of friends
>5-6/10 facewise
>Huge dick
it's not so bad m8
>>29683133
It's true, one cannot determine a man's quality until we know his dick size. It's all men have going for them. A heart surgeon who saves a child by performing a long, complex procedure on their tiny heart is inferior if his noodle is even half a centimeter short of 6.34 inches.
>>29677519
Tell her to get the fuck out.
That guy, who busts his balls to feed his family, that guy who spends his weekend taking his kids to the lake, that guy who loves his family is not a real man. His weenie is only 6.27 inches long. It doe not matter that his wife worships it. What matters is the opinion of strange men.
Jimmy Hendrix was inferior. Another hero falls as his true dick size is revealed.
>>29677949
t. Cuck and proud
