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fembots, why don't you have a footboy yet?
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fembots, why don't you have a footboy yet?
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Are there girls who get off on having their feet licked? For dominant reasons maybe?

Or is it just a stupid male fetish that's all in our heads?
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>>29664326
Yes, of course there are.
I tried to be a badass and post this with just that first line, it backfired with a 2 second mute.
More like a 2 second meme, fuck you.
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>>29664326
It feels good. Not for domination but it's just a pleasant feeling and I know that it makes him happy.
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>>29664707
Does getting licked between the toes feel the best? I'd imagine.
Would you ever bring yourself to lick man feet?
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>>29664727
In between the toes is best when there's sweat and sock fluff stuck in there from the long day, as gross as that sounds (probably not to you) because it feels like your toes are being liberated. But I'd say the best overall is just long massages and kissing the top of the foot. I could go for that daily.

Doing stuff to other people's feet doesn't so anything for me but I'm not opposed to it if his feet are clean and not ugly. I've never done anything like that though. I've massaged feet before. I really like receiving foot massages but giving them is great too. Foot massages are sensual and caring.
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Because my feet are ugly
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>>29664300
My feet are way too ticklish
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>>29664936
Between the toes doesn't tickle?
>(probably not to you
Right on the money, yes, the cleaning sweat and dirt is what I thought would be part of the sensation.
...
What evolutionary benefit do fetishes like this serve.
>>29665005
Too ugly for someone with medium/high standards, you mean.
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What does fembot feet stink smell like?
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>>29664300
Those are some nice legs desu
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>>29664936
>In between the toes is best when there's sweat and sock fluff stuck in there from the long day, as gross as that sounds

Please for the love of jesus christ son of mary post more

I will never recover from reading this. This is my exactfetish.jpg
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>>29665056
I omitted a line there, meant to say "Between the toes doesn't tickle? I thought it would."
>>29665129
this
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>>29665056
evolutionary benefit was to avoid syphilus

t.cracked
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>>29665327
Is there a sauce for that particularly original pic?
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>>29665327
I mean, I'm a footfag, but I don't understand your reasoning. Are you saying having a foot fetish means you never have sex with holes/with your holes?
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Haha epic haha?
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Footfags don't have the weirdest fetish but they are so fucking autistic about it.
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>>29665387
This is untrue, I know because I have the know-how.
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>>29665371
i have no idea desu, but supposedly researchers linked increase of foot fetish when there were high outbreaks of std's

i have a foot fetish too but its mainly due to childhood reasons more than anyhing
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>>29665447
>childhood reasons
OK, buddy, storytime?
Nice pic by the way.
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>>29665413

They're not all that autistic.

What you have is a very large amount of people who all share the same fetish but at the same time, they fetish is repressed by most people.

These threads are how it comes out. We get together, talk about it and then move on with our lives.

No one feels the need to talk about more common partialism because they're already accepted.
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>>29665413
It's seriously like a curse. Try being a footfag and watching porn. It's literally named shit like "Once, twice, three times a stinkfoot" (search pornhub for that), and the girls all say super autistic babytalk stuff because that's what the directors tell them footfags like.

I want out. I want out of this fucking fetish. Everyone in it is some kind of oedipus insane guy.
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>>29665490
>be me
>play in fenced yard
>babysitter comes out
>barefoot
>spray her with water
>she yells at me to stop
>keep doing it
>tackles me on the ground
>lets go and traps beneth legs
>too small back then so can't move
>puts feet on my face/makes me sniff
>only like 20 secs
>cry like a bitch and run home

kek, have more stories but none as good
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>>29665648
Slightly reminds me of my childhood. I had a cute 16yo who babysat me when I was like 7-8, and most of the time she would just tie up me and my sister. We both thought this was tremendous fun and considered her our favorite babysitter. Her weird love of child-bondage aside, she was actually super nice, and we both cried when she moved away later that year. Didn't actually get my bondage fetish from her though, I was daydreaming about girls in my class being tied up all the way back to kindergarten.
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>>29665633
>Everyone in it is some kind of oedipus insane guy.

I believe you're disregarding a fair amount of videos that have non-degenerate foot related content in them. They're not completely focused on it, but even the cameraman panning to some girl's feet for a few seconds is them trying to cater to us. Hell, that's the very least they do. Look at ATG girls or some of the other big sites adding shit in.

That is the base level, they're appealing to people who have a small fetish and/or are not degenerate enough to look for harder porn. They're casting a large net by doing many fetishes at once.

The second level of people who buy porn are people who the first level isn't enough for and they're not happy with any of the free shit. Obviously they're going to be into some weird shit if they're putting up so much money into niche porn.

You see a lot of weird foot porn because that is where the money is.
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>>29665633
>It's seriously like a curse. Try being a footfag and watching porn. It's literally named shit like "Once, twice, three times a stinkfoot" (search pornhub for that), and the girls all say super autistic babytalk stuff because that's what the directors tell them footfags like.
Exactly fucking this.
>>29665648
>>29665722
Someone should start a 'how did you get your fetish' thread. Not me, I'm too lazy.
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>>29665633
Just how low is your porn-hunting power level?
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>>29665783
If anyone starts it, pls link it here, thx.
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>>29665722
damn, wouldn't that be a bit weird the first time?

like i mean putting feet on face for a few seconds is one thing but how can a teenager justify tying little kids up
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>>29665783

It's like any fetish, the vast amount of people with foot partialism are not walking around asking girls what their feet smell like. You could say they ruin it for everyone else, but everyone else cowers and never does anything to protect the image.

You want it not to be so weird? Don't make it weird, just be a normal person and occasionally talk about it if it comes up.
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>>29665864
I didn't do anything, I'm just saying that foot fetish porn tends to contain retarded, whorey dialouge that ruins the femdom fantasy.
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>>29665828
It is ONLY weird looking back on it as an adult. It's just having fun when you're a kid, playing "try to escape" basically is what it feels like. I actually know she did this with ALL kids she babysat, because she frequently complimented me on being the best at escaping her bondage out of every kid she knew.

The fact that both my sister and I already had deep-seated penchants for BDSM from early childhood probably removed any grounds for objection to these activities from us which may or may not have been present in other kids, though. "Try to escape" was fun enough, but truthfully we'd both have just as happily sat around tied up by her all night. I still think other kids probably liked it, too, she made it a lot of fun and was amazingly nice to us at all times whether she currently had us tied up or not.
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>>29665919
East European lesbian D/s foot fetish porn, which exists in vast quantities, is the solution to this problem. Most dialogue is probably still stupid as hell, on the basis of what I've seen in subtitled videos, but it does not pose any barrier to enjoying it because you don't know what they're even saying.
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>>29665933
I mean, she could just as well have been a maniac that fuckin ties you down and tortures you to death
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>>29665648
Why the fuck did stuff like this never happen to me when I was a kid, I'm 20 and never even touch a girls feet ;-;
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>>29665973
Well...I mean, not really. Since it was just one actual flesh and blood person, there wasn't any "could" about it, she either was or wasn't one of those, and it turns out she wasn't, so it was all good.
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>>29666001
>there wasn't any "could" about it, she either was or wasn't one of those
Don't be Yoda, you knew what I meant
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>>29665933
did you do any sort of bdsm play with your sister?
i was an only child but i remember as a really small kid we had a game in kindergarden with girls and you would try and grab their wrists and hold on while the girl would struggle to break free
>inb4 rape

>>29665993
ur parents prob didn't hire babysitters
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>>29666001
>>29665973

Wouldn't that happen regardless or not if he was tricked into bondage?

I mean, he would be an 8 year old versus a grown woman. If she wanted to get you, she would.
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>>29666031
WTF do you mean? I do know what you meant, and was just pointing out, rather simply and un-Yoda-like, I felt, that it really wasn't applicable to the actual situation I described from my childhood.
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>>29666055
>there wasn't any "could" about it, she either was or wasn't one of those
Yoda said "Do, or do not. There is no try." in the 5th movie, it was a reference to that, I was trying to be slick and ended up autistic, Yoda.
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thicc
hmm
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>>29666049
They had my female cousins babysit me a few times, I knew a few girls when I was a kid but I never actually even saw their feet
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>>29665633
I saw this really cringeworthy casting type porn video where a woman was casting a man, and forced him to lick her stockings and shit, but the guy (who looked like an absolute cuck btw), wasn't really into it and couldn't get a hard dick and shit (who wants to lick stockings tho, it's fucking plastic shit that gets drenched in your own saliva in seconds). There are some funny moments where the woman has to ask him multiple times to get an answer, 'cause he's just sitting there in silence like a retard. The video ends with the woman giving him the stockings, now wet with saliva, as a keepsake.
It was titled "Super sexy girl in stocking footjob", first result in google, it's on xhamster and subtitled.
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>>29666049
>did you do any sort of bdsm play with your sister?

Somewhat. Not as much as I would have preferred if I could go back and live it over again. Not that I actually had much unfulfilled sister-lust as a kid, just that I have realized as I've gotten older that the taboo on incest is basically redundant in an age of reliable contraceptives widely available for both sexes. I have had friends who committed incest growing up, as long as you're not a tard impregnating your family members, there appear to be no downsides. My sister and I almost for sure never would have actually screwed each other, anyway (though you never know what might have happened in the moment), but I'm positive more post-pubescent BDSM-play would have been great harmless fun that almost certainly would have done more good than bad for both of us in the long run.

As for what we did do, mostly just playing "try to escape" on our own as children. I was almost always the roper in these scenarios, as she was utterly incompetent at binding others. I haven't actually thought back on this shit for a long time, but I guess I did used to tie up her with a couple of her friends sometimes, too.

My better memories, needless to say, were the very few that happened when we were teenagers (she's about two-and-a-half years younger than me, by the way). I KNOW she did self-bondage all the time, even if I never really intruded on it, based on circumstantial evidence of missing items, and one time where she fucked up really bad when she tied herself up way down in the basement, and spent about two hours wriggling up the stairs to find me and get my help freeing her.

(There'll be a second post finishing my answer.)
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>>29666306
The one time I can remember when both of us definitely considered it a sexually-themed experience, and probably secretly knew the other did, too, was the last time anything like this ever happened. When she was fifteen and I was seventeen, she just came up to me out of nowhere once and, somewhat embarrassed, asked me if I would tie her up. I took her out to our garage and hogtied her with mostly duct tape. I remember we spent about forty-five minutes out there, as I just added more and more layers till she was basically completely immobilized, and she was pretty much just happily writhing about enjoying her helplessness. I was about to start releasing her, but she asked me to take a photo of her first. I went and found the camera, but got struck with the need to bind her even more for a proper Kodak moment, so I just started wrapping even more layers around her till she could hardly twitch. Finally, I gagged her with more duct tape and stepped back and snapped the photo. It was one of those old Polaroid cameras that instantly printed the picture after you took it, so I went over and showed it to her right away. It honest-to-shit looked like something out a serial killer's private collection, due to the creepy, dim lighting in our garage, but we were both really happy with how it turned out. I started untaping her at that point, since I was becoming increasingly concerned that our mom might barge in at any moment and find out what we were up to. She was obviously not too happy about being untied, but didn't say anything in protest. She took the picture, and we went back inside, where our mom was hanging out in the living room. My sister being a bit of a twit when it comes to information security, set the fucking photo down on a coffee table to go grab something out of the fridge, my mom saw it, and we were busted not three minutes after our escapade had come to an end.
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>>29666519
Being seventeen at the time, though, I basically took my parental reprimand with a confident attitude of, "Yeah, okay, that's fine you're upset about this, but if either of us cared, we wouldn't have done it in the first place. We were just playing around anyway, it's no big deal." She was still annoyed, but it blew over in about five minutes.

I'll admit I have had the thought a few times as an adult that it's somewhat unfortunate we were born as siblings, because the truth is I have probably never met a girl IRL more psychologically well-suited to being my sexual partner.
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i love women's feet :D
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>>29665056
>>29665129
Sorry I didn't respond earlier. I just got back from seeing fireworks.

I don't know what else to say though.
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>>29666755
>fireworks

TORONTO?
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>>29666765
Omaha

It's the 4th of July weekend, lots of fun events this weekend.
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>>29666755
>I don't know what else to say though.

anything similar

elaborate

plz
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>>29667191
You're not giving me any direction for this lol. You're the expert here.

I can tell you a bit about my feet though. They smell like grass because I was walking around in the park for the fireworks. There's also little leather smell from my new sandals. Looking at the feet bottoms, the fleshy ball part of the foot blow the toes and above the arch has some sweat on it but the ends of my heels and some of my toe bottoms have some dirty and dry scuffs on them. My toenails are trimmed nicely but the green polish is a few days old and chipped around and I can see some grimy bits underneath parts of the toenails that the green paint is no longer covering.
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>>29667394
>tfw I will never have this
>tfw god created me to want this so badly and then made it so I can't have it
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>>29665633
>the girls all say super autistic babytalk stuff

I have to mute because of that shit. There's a ton of it in foot tickle videos, especially tickle central's, and even more so anything that includes Taylor Raz(I fucking hate her).
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i want to KISS a femanon's well-worn socked feet
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>>29667858
>Taylor Raz(I fucking hate her)
Taylor Raz is a top-tier foot worshiper, though. Most of the TA girls get pretty into it but she goes above and beyond in every single video.
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>>29668175
Fuck yes. She's not my total cup of tea either, but goddamn does she put EFFORT into everything. Every other chick is a huge lazy cunt (actually Sasha Foxxx is good).

>>29667394
FUCK

FUUUUUUCK
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>>29666891
Allow me to recount all of the things this post could have been:

>Saw "Omaha", and thought, "Oh, shit, another Nebraska-fag? What up, just moved to the state, anything cool to do around here?" Then decided I shouldn't derail fetish talk with asking for details on my adoptive flyover state.
>Followed the chain upward and saw, "Oh shit, this is a girl in my state who's into some of the same shit at I am. Maybe I should seek to become e-friends with her in pursuit of a relationship of casual IRL fetish play." Then thought, "Nah, how horny do I have to be right now to even consider that? I should probably just masturbate or something and realize what a bad idea that would have been."
>Continued following posts up and saw, "Oh, it is loosely implied in her first post that she has a boyfriend anyway, so no need to wrestle with that decision. I will choose to interpret this as a hope-filled sign that semi-kinky girls do, in fact, exist in this depopulated little state I've moved to. But there is no real point in posting anything about that."
>Then I thought, "I put an awful lot of thought into this for something that isn't even going to become a post. I will just post a timeline of 'what ifs' for all to learn and grow from."
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>>29664300
My feet look like monkey hands
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>>29664326
Yeah, my girlfriend does.
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>>29668205
i want you to step on my penis with your monkey paws
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>>29668205
CTD you get off my board
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>>29668205
Do I get wishes if I break your toes?
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>>29668193
I don't actually have a formal boyfriend, I've just been close to a feet guy before. And I love daily foot massages regardless of whatever or not my feet turn him on.

I wouldn't want to meet a 4chan guy anyway. Nothing personal, I just post on 4chan because the anonymity is comforting.
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I'd let a robot lick my feet but they have to be clean and he has to be at least 6/10.
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>>29668319
Can you at least post more stories involving people licking up your sock fluff and the approximate sweatiness of your shoes?

>>29668334
>they have to be clean

Go to hell.
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>>29668295
Yes but I'd rather you didn't. They're useful for picking things up.
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>>29668334
what about stepping on a boy

how attractive would i need to be in order to get you to step on me while barefoot
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>>29668319
>I wouldn't want to meet a 4chan guy anyway. Nothing personal, I just post on 4chan because the anonymity is comforting.
Indeed. Likely appearances aside, I wasn't actually shooting for that, and pretty much just meant exactly what I said if taken at face value.

(And also, you strike me as being only lightly committed to this fetish, whereas this is pretty much the tip of the tip of the iceberg that is my aberrant sexual psychology, so I don't expect we would be well matched at all to begin with.)
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>>29668392
The hotter the better because it's more humiliating. Some Chad who has his life together begging me to crush him is way more entertaining than an ugly guy who watched too much porn so now he has the fetish. But I'd accept a 4/10 and above on this one, since his fluids won't be on me. (I'd step on his cock but if he cums from it there'll be a consequence)
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>>29664300
Once you get over the ticklish sensation if he's doing it right it gets pretty sexy but also just a casual kiss on the arch to show your adoration for me feels great as well.
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>>29665783
I've fantasized about asking random qts on the street if they would be interested in having their toes sucked? I could get slapped, yelled at, but has anyone done this?
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>>29664300
Hmm this has never been of interest to me.
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>>29668489
The problem with that becoming reality is that almost any man can overpower a woman. Even if you found one who would be into it, they're not going to risk being raped/mugged to go off alone with you.
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>>29668460
I'm too nerdy and reclusive to be Chad but I'm not ugly. Senior year of high school I did modeling for Goodman's.

You sound hot btw I want you to step all over me
>Watched too much porn
No lol my mind has been fascinated with women's feet since forever
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>>29668512
I want to massage and kiss your feet every day when you get one from class/work
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>>29668685
*Modeling for Gordmans.

I'm in bed and on my phone I hate autocorrect
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>>29668473
>just a casual kiss on the arch to show your adoration

Fug this sounds romantic and pleasant. I need to start going out so I can meet women.
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>>29668418
I'm not committed to the fetish because I don't have it. But I thoroughly enjoy having my feet touched and worshipped. It feels good in many different ways.

But I'd be open to more "advanced" level foot stuff if that's where you're going. It depends on what it is though. I'd step on a guy (but not stomp or anything masochistic), I'd give footjobs, I'd try to stick as many toes as possible into your mouth whenever I wanted even if you were busy and didn't want it. I wouldn't do tickling though. Tickling can be fun in a cute/funny way but when people sexualize tickling, my mind checks out completely.
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I wish girls had boy foot fetishes

>No girl to suck on my toes
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>>29668906
Girls don't really fetishize men's bodies like men do for women. A man will literally worship a nice pair of breasts/butt/feet. Women often like men's forearms and other such things but it's not the same level of visual obsession that men experience towards women.
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>>29668460
If you're still on, I request from you some honest advice if you're willing to provide it: how, in your opinion, would a person like me go about approaching dominant woman so as to flag myself as a desirable "victim" for them? As a fair warning, this is probably going to be tl;dr as fuck, but I'd appreciate any insights you've got on it, as I've been thinking a lot lately that I need to alter my habits to invite more femdom into my life and know I've botched fairly good opportunities for this in the past.

Self-description: I am certainly no Chad, but I am attractive enough to basically be regarded as a 6/10 even by women who do not care at all for my body type (very tall, but with a rather ectomorphic build). Personality-wise, despite secretly relating fairly well to robots, I am very accomplished at passing for a charismatic eccentric among the other humans. I can pretty much play the role of alpha male when I choose to, but honestly find it a bit of a pain in the ass and usually end up more as the aloof character no one really knows much about that the alpha looks to for advice when they've fucked up at life and can't let anyone find out.

First possible barrier to flagging myself as an aspiring femdom-toy: I have a very bizarre style of seducing vanilla girls (with one exception, the only kind I've yet had, sadly), which basically involves having very normal, seemingly platonic interactions with them, and look for and start hitting their emotional buttons and just kind of putting their own hidden thoughts and feelings into words, while feigning complete ignorance of their growing attraction to me until they can't take my apparent deafness-to-hints any longer and just overtly seduce me themselves. Point being: the only method I know of to consistently get sex is to essentially manipulate women into making the first move, and I do not really yet have circuitry in my brain to just submissively approach women and confess my secret desires to be dominated.
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>>29668971
I'm really into guys nipples. Never met any other girl that was into it which kind of surprised me for some reason, even though I'm pretty sure men aren't into their nips being sucked and shit.
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>>29669188
Interesting. I've never really thought about my nipples, could be neat.

But would you masturbate to a contextless image of a man's bare nipples?

Because you can show a man a photo of a totally contextless pair of breasts or feet and he may very well fap to it.
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>>29669037
Nor do I even know whether this would constitute an effective approach for most dominant women. Basically, I want to be more psychologically stripped down and have these desires exposed by a woman who just "breaks into me" rather than pathetically throwing myself at her feet.

Second possible barrier to flagging myself as an aspiring femdom-toy: related to the first one. Whatever robautism I have harbor notwithstanding, I actually am an almost irritatingly confident person. Not in the stereotypical Chad-like way of trying to expand my territory at others' expense, but more in the sense, of "This is where my territory lies, I have no intention of taking any of yours, but if you step into mine uninvited, you are going to be fucking destroyed." Which attitude has actually cheated me out of some kinkier sex I could have had if I had just been a bit more pliable. The problem being: my fantasy is basically to have an intelligent, devious, sadistic, beautiful woman overwhelm and conquer the totality of my being and strike away all of my resistance, so it is not as much fun to just "hold myself back" so that I can submit to a woman. However, this baseline attitude of mine, I get the feeling, makes any sexually dominant girl think that I would not make for a decent or willing toy at all.

To sum up: while I am not a Chad, I am definitely more on the attractive/confident end of your spectrum than the ugly basement dweller end. Since you have said these are your preference, how do actually go about singling out targets from this demographic? What could I do differently to signal myself as being such a target without going the full pathetic, groveling worm route (unless that honestly is the only way forward)?
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>>29664300
>Be me, working at a factory
>New hire, spanish chick
>With her all day
>She keeps joking about her feet being tired and hurting
>Show her around during lunch
>She hangs around with me for last break
>Says she needs a massage
>Tell her I took a course on health and it covered massage and I would do it
>Panicked, thought I couldn't do it without getting an erection
>We are in my car for break
>She sat in the back and took her shoes off
>Put her feet on my seats arm rest
>The smell
>The slight wet from sweat
>Gave her a massage for couple mins
I never thought this would ever happen to me in 100 years
Best summer of my life
I would post more detail but im busy
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>>29669188
For some reason, I am a male who is actually wired to enjoy that way too much. I have quite good orgasm control over all, but the lightest sustained chest play on me, and I pretty much cum buckets uncontrollably.
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>>29669283
>>29669037
Dude I'm sympathetic to talking like an autismo because I do it myself but it really seems like you're playing it up

It comes across as affected
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>>29669331
I honest-to-shit have no idea what you're talking about. This is just how I write, I seriously doubt it would come across as all that strange outside of 4chan with its bizarre willingness to call any post showcasing a vocabulary of greater than eight hundred words or so "austistic". You probably just hang out with uneducated, inarticulate people, so it seems strange to you personally. Conversely, I hang out with fairly well-read folks, so according to what is "normal" for me, your criticism of my post as being something less than genuine, or even as meriting notice as something stylistically unusual, is just unrelatably fucking weird.
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>>29669276
I could but it would have to be oiled and hard. I'd be less picky if a guy was just playing with them and seemed to enjoy it. I'm making myself cringe lol.
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>>29669305
That sounds like a dream desu man. If I could find someone like you I'd be very happy.
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>>29669410
Your inability to pay attention to/recognize basic rules internet board culture/posing fetish based questions towards females speaks more about your mental elasticity and intelligence than your vocabulary.
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>>29669410
I'm just warning you, man. If you aren't trolling, that is.

I do exactly what you're doing right now - trying to come off like a smartypants guy to single yourself out to chicks - but I actually do it properly. You're not doing it properly. You come across as an unhinged Redditor, like >>29669462 said.

If you want to take the road you're trying to take here, that's fine. I'm just letting you know that you currently look like a tryhard idiot to anyone who actually has high verbal intelligence.
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>>29668888
>>29668888
>>29668888
Hmm. I probably am operating under a slightly different definition of "fetish" than you are, because I basically have the same attitude toward tickling as you do, but still somehow consider it a fetish. Just fun, light, "weird" sensual play I guess counts as fetishistic to me, often all the more so because people will spend lots of time on without obvious or overt sexual payoff by more "normal" standards.

Anyway, the depths of my aberrant sexuality are pretty much bottomless, centered on BDSM, and not something you'd likely want to explore. That said, knowing that your spectrum of activities leans in a mildly femdomish direction sounds more than satisfying to me, and has pretty much gotten me back into the headspace I was in at the second line of greentext in my last post. (I still acknowledge that's not happening, but man do I wish random Internet hook-ups were as good and practical as I want them to be when turned on sometimes.)
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>>29665447
I would unironically deep throat those feet
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>>29669419
>I'm making myself cringe lol.
Don't, it's cute!
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>>29669505
>Tfw most feet are actually too wide for deepthroating
>Tfw femanon will never literally fuck my throat with her foot, sticking it in all the way until the heel
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>>29669479
Again, NEVER gotten that criticism outside of 4chan, and a couple of times from strangers on Facebook, so I can't take it all that seriously, but I know well the futility of trying to change someone's mind on an anonymous board, so all I can is that I guess it's fine if you see it that way; it probably does appear as such on the basis of your own standards or prior experiences. This is just how I am naturally inclined to interact with people, though, and I tend to get what I want out of it more consistently than others IRL if not on the Internets.

Tone of voice may play some role in it all, I guess, because, as already said, I have never yet been called out as posturing in real life, and tend to actually converse far longer and more fluidly than most people. The only other thing might be that I do have noticeably different styles of writing vs. speaking, and that I tend to "talk" on the Internet as I would write, so if someone was reading my posts picturing all of that being spoken out loud, rather than as a "letter" to someone, then that I could definitely understand that seeming to come off as a bit unnatural.
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>>29669431
I don't doubt it for a moment. The moral of this thread is everyone wants someone who is on the same wavelength as they are sexually, and it makes no damned sense why this should be so hard to attain with literally billions of these fuckers running around with their own sexual psychologies.

In some ways, it makes it worse to find people on the Internet who relate to you. At one level, it assures you there are others out there like you, but at another, it's just cruelly dangling in front of you what you can't have by showing off likeminded others that you know you will never trust enough to meet with IRL.
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