>get fembot gf, roughly 3 months ago
>things going good, talking every day, have the same music likes n stuff
fastforward to today
>"how bigs your dick?"
lol why you wanna know?
>"im just curious"
almost 5inches
>*Goes on for 5 minutes about how small it is, what a shrimp dick I have
I tried to play it cool but holy fucking shit. I feel awful r9k. I actually liked her too, and it seemed like she liked me up until that point.
What do? Is there a way to save the situation?
I feel absolutely fucking defeated. It's an insecurity I thought I was done and over with but now its ripped right back open and I can't help but want to fucking die.
>>29657583
Just get a bigger dick.
>>29657583
how did you get the qt fembot anon? where do i look?
>>29657583
You know the only option is An Hero, why would you even ask us these you small dicked cuk?
>>29657662
r9k tag on omegle
>fembot gf
>3 months ago
>Wasting 3 months of your life talking to someone you'll likely never meet and if you do will try their best to flake on you
That's where you fell for the meme.
Just get a real gf, she can't refuse when it's in her face poking her cheek
>>29657583
There's no salvaging that.
She was never really your gf in the first place if that's how she treats you. Just dump her and move on.
That said you're probably going to cling on to her for dear life like the beta orbiter you are, and complain when she gets a chad bf with a dick literally twice your size. Just don't come back complaining when you've finally had enough of listening to her stories about how nice and big his dick is.
That isn't even that small. She sounds like a bitch, anon.
>>29657583
all she wanted from you is your money and your penis.
Especially the penis. She sounds like she goes after black guys and only cares about sex. Immediately drop her.
>>29657583
IKTF OP
>Try get robot BF from /r9k/
>Every single one of them is too good for me
>Make unrealistic plans for my dream life, meetups, dates etc
>Know deep I'll never be good enough
>Give up
>Rinse and repeat
Time to try IRL I guess
She thought you were into SPH.
>>29657754
It's pretty small, but if she cared about OP at all she wouldn't attack him about it like that.
>>29657695
how do you add a tag to it? I have never used this before
>>29657828
Do you have a penis?
Also, do you just delete and stop talking to them?
>>29657882
I do indeed have a penis (atm)
No, I usually try and explain my doubts and whatnot, always honest about all my problems, but even when they say they're ok with it, I still think I'm gonna fuck things up, and that leads to me fucking things up.
I never just stop talking to them, they usually stop talking to me
>>29657831
I am also a 'Fembot' and that is not that small anon
10 inch peckers are a myth and anything over 6 inches hurts like hell if you're not a roastie
>>29657583
She was looking to hurt you. Any size you said she would of used it against you.
She has probably done this to a bunch of you r9k beta dudes.
Grow the fuck up and realize that confidence is key.
Think every band leader has a big dick pounding pussy groupies all day? Wrong, lots are smaller than yours. Chicks would still run for them.
Chicks cant even measure dicks anyways.
>>29657974
Well I'm sorry you're having issues.
Robots aren't exactly cut out to be a good boyfriend.
>>29657986
I'm sure you would know with your extensive first throat experience with dicks.
How about you get the fuck out of here you dumb stacy. Under 5 inches is on the smaller side there's no sugar coating it.
itt: things that never happened, reddit tier post begging for sympathy
>>29657974
what's your contact info? :))))
>>29657986
>roastie thinks she's not a roastie
>roastie thinks roasties can be robots or """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""fembots"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
put a stick of dynamite in your cunt and blow yourself up, cunt
>>29657583
>online girlfriend
what the fuck does that even imply. im a robot but jesus christ op...
>>29657583
>he fell for the "girls can be robots" meme
literally the toppest kek
>>29657974
>I do indeed have a penis (atm)
Found your problem.
Why the fuck do traps outnumber women 10:1 on this site. Statistically people like you aren't even supposed to exist.
>both of us on cam
>"wow anon, how big is that??"
>7.5 inches
>"wait... that's it?"
>>29658028
>cunt cunt
kek
>>29658020
Of course you would know with the massive cocks you take in your ass every day of your life, my mistake
>>29657583
>ever trusting a woman
Wait for programmable android waifus anon, until then relationships aren't worth it.
>>29657583
>almost 5inches
>>29658068
>some girls actually need 8+ inches to cum
Feels bad
>>29658068
>Stuff that never happened and never will.
>>29658080
Yeah you got me good there ;)
Or you could google penis size chart and see that the average is above 5"
But I guess I shouldn't expect a roastie to understand anything to do with math...
It's better you got that part out of the way, now you know she's just a roastie whore in disguise or watches too much porn or a size queen or a combination of all three.
Anyway, it doesn't mean much coming from me, but someone who truly likes you doesn't give two shits about a 5 inch dick.
In short, don't worry about it, and move on.
>>29658009
>Robots aren't exactly cut out to be a good boyfriend.
That's the thing, I want a "loser" BF, but everyone I've made contact with is either too far away/unwilling to meet, or Pseudo Chad
>>29658054
That's not even the worst part, some robots like Traps and "Dickgirls" but I actually want/am getting the op, so I don't even have the whole "fetish" angle and I don't whore myself out either, so I can't even try keep them "sexually interested"
There is nothing I can offer, that a "real" girl can't.
>>29658196
>he fell for the 'average chart' meme
>>29657583
I know that fucking feel.
I thought my dick was OK because it was 6", but turns out it ain't thick enough and I get en E.
What now? Just, damn...
>>29658318
Yeah you keep telling yourself the average dick is under 5" if it lets you sleep better at night, dicklet.
>>29658358
Oh look, another chart of averages! How about that.
Just find a virgin girl op things will be fine.
I feel sorry for you OP.
>>29658003
>prog rock pepe
saved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEFO_i8iUWY
>>29658330
Either embrace it and become a cuck or give up on ever having sex like I did.
>>29658377
Jap cock bigger than Americans lmao
>>29658377
>Japan > America
>Koreans last
Obviously this is Japanese propaganda you retard.
And even this dumb piece of propaganda puts OP behind every nation except for India and Korea. You're pretty much just proving my point.
>>29658330
>tfw I'm in top left B section and will never get to use it on anyone
>>29657583
Were you ever going to meet in the first place? There is no reason to worry about losing an online gf if you were never going to be anything more than a virtual couple.
>>29658330
>>29658377
>falling for the inforgraphic meme
all of them are non-arguments spouted by social engineering shills
>>29658391
>embrace it and become a cuck
Frankly this must be pretty painful. I doubt women are being very sensitive about it too when having this sort of arrangement...
>or give up on ever having sex like I did
welp
>>29657695
>tfw used this for 2 days
>all the cute femboys are straight
this is bullshit
>>29658493
are you a gay woman?
>>29658292
Do you actually look like one tho' or do you look like an otherkin neutral pronoun dragon
>>29657831
>its pretty small
social engineering at its finest
>>29658520
no im a bi man
>>29658478
Sensitive about it? The whole point is for it to be humiliating to you. Your girlfriend will be screaming all night about how much better Jamal's monster cock feels than your tiny pecker.
>>29657583
This is what happens when every guy claim to be 8 inches when they are actually average.
Ask how many fingers she can fit in return.
>>29658459
>dumb propaganda
>believes an infographic found in a google search
retardation like this is why I even come on r9k
>>29658548
oh I read fembots, silly me.
>have had frequent contact with several girls online
>Enjoy them for what they are, online only girls
>slowly start revealing my true self
>unload my emotional baggage on them, tell them about my ex girlfriends, my insecurities and such
>whenever they start getting lewd I just interject with my own fantasies and they never get to do their lame shit
>when they get mad and leave me it doesn't matter, I have more girls to use and get my rocks off to
You have to just get what these girls are good for. If you want a real gf, don't bother looking anywhere but in real life face to face.
>>29658548
are you a qtpi?
>>29658531
I look like a normal person, probably look a little odd, but I go out of my way to blend in.
I'm as plain as can be.
>>29658569
??? What part makes you think I believe it, I called it propaganda myself... I think you just have issues with reading comprehension.
*I find a vacant seat in corner of the room and sit down with a triumphant smirk before pulling down my pants revealing my 11 inch cock for all to admire. My hands strokes the painful member slowly as I scope out the room for any potential takers. *
>>29658604
from what other have told me yeah, tho Its either you think I look cool or you think I look ugly no inbetween
I never use the cam on omegle tho so the qts I like to bother dont know what I look like
>>29657583
Internet girlfriends aren't real girlfriends. Relax. You have a small dick. Some chicks hate that
>>29658684
Hmmmhow appealing
>>29658714
>You have a small dick.
its average. dont put the blame on males when its the females fault for being too fat or roastie af
>>29658552
Wow. Yeah I get it. I guess I REALLY had the wrong attitude with it then.
>>29658783
It's less than 5 inches. It's small dude.
This isn't about blaming men or women. Op has a tiny dick and that's it.
>>29658865
>It's less than 5 inches.
lmao @ ur life
>>29657583
Ask her to her vag if she declines ridicule her with beef jokes and say you want some arbys now.
>>29657583
OP why dont you go ahead and give me her skype?
let me settle this
god must really hate us
sometimes I get in the mood to get a gf but then I remember my 5" penis and its like why bother, any girl that sees it would laugh and why would they even bother with me when they can have a 9" chadlord on their doorstep via tinder within the hour
I hate this world and wish a disease would wipe out humanity
>>29658887
Huh? Op is sad a girl online said his small dick is small. What's the issue?
>>29658292
>There is nothing I can offer, that a "real" girl can't.
Why put real in parentheses? The fact that genders can now have the word real in front of them is pretty fucking sad. A girl is a girl. A boy is a boy, such as yourself. Cutting your dick off and turning your scrotum into beef curtains doesn't make your pseudo-vagina(once again, a concept that shouldn't even exist) as appealing as the real(there it goes again) thing.
>>29658890
So he should prove to her he has a tiny dick, and is also an unfunny virgin? Good plan.
>>29659031
I mean, welcome to 2016 I guess.
>>29657974
sounds like you need to sort out your self esteem and self worth issuses before your able to get a stable relationship.
I understand this feel and have abstained from dating or pursuing people as I am not ready
>>29659035
>beef joke
>unfunny
fuck off disgusting literal roastie cunt
She's probably just joking and thought that was funny, anon.
>>29659129
No just a guy with a sense of humour. Robots are less funny than women
>>29659200
thank you for defending the honor of the ladies, m'sir
>>29657583
>girl you will never meet
Should've lied
Even if you did meet up, she isn't going to measure it or feel a difference should you chose to fuck
>>29657583
feels pretty bad anon
i dont even want mine and im bigger than you
although she seems like a shallow bitch for caring in the first place
>8 inch penis
>soc says i'm 8/10
>6'4"
>people i've known describe me as sociopathic
>still a virgin
>never talked to girls before
>neet on autismbux
>girls try to talk to me but i spaghetti and sperg out
God fucking damn. What is wrong with me. I am everything /r9k/ wants to be, but I take it for granted and won't do anything because I don't want to.
I wish I was a manlet and could give someone on here my height, my "looks" (/soc/ is a circlejerk, so I won't take their shit seriously) and most importantly, my cock.
>>29657583
your a stupid fucking faggot nigger not worth the effort it takes to properly punctuate 'you're' when addressing you because you're that much of a fucking cuck faggot to think there are any decent females on r9k who also go on omegle fishing for attention
kill yourself
walk off a cliff
walk into traffic
your worthless you shrimp dick, shrimps have bigger dicks than you
god what the fuck did you expect from the shit-tier quality """"""""""""females"""""""""""""" here
go out into the real world, suffer several years of pain and misery and after you've built yourself up, go fuck some normie chicks. Same pussy, far less batshit insanity
>>29659219
Nobody is defending women here.
>>29659124
>sounds like you need to sort out your self esteem and self worth issuses before your able to get a stable relationship.
I think the problem is I'm painfully aware of what I'm worth, so I'm trying to fix that by finding someone equally worthless.
Any advice on finding self worth/esteem?
>>29657583
Lol!!!! What a little cock
>>29659320
just get a vasectomy so your genetics wont bring out another chad/jamal when you finally get a wife
>>29659320
The best way to tell if you're attractive imo is if you have an unironical buzzcut.
One that you didn't get because you didn't want to do your hair every morning, or because you're so ugly that you could never get a girl. One that you got because you genuinely thought your face could use some more screenspace and your hair was distracting from your godly jaw and cheekbones, soft eyes and beautiful lips.
>get fembot gf
You had it coming at this you stupid fuck. Here's hoping it happens again till you get your shit together
>>29658292
Sorry you're getting so much shit. FWIW I don't think there's anything wrong with transsexuals if they really identify as the other gender (which isn't always the case though) and I'm pretty sure most of this board is the same, even though the trolls are very loud.
I don't get the "traps" fetish on this board. I guess it's mostly a gay thing, because they really WANT THE D (it's not just something they're willing to tolerate). kek...
>>29659409
>tfw r9k gf
>tfw dick fills her up perfectly
Feels good but too bad i'm ridden with a ton of other insecurities that are taking their toll.
>>29659444
Depends on the side. Trap lovers gave up on women either because they don't meet some arbitrary standard women seem to have, or hate women. Traps usually have really feminine bodies in the first place and look like a horrendous mutant while trying to look male so they just gave up and dressed like a female.
I can't feel serious romantic attraction to someone unless I've been good friends with them for a while (though I can feel sexual attraction to strangers if theyre cute enough)
I really just want a close female friend to cuddle and fall asleep with, honestly.
>>29659476
now get the fuck back to >>>/soc/ where you belong
>>29658292
>That's the thing, I want a "loser" BF
Trust me, you don't. Unless you basically want to babysit a loser ridden with insecurities all the while being the most annoyingly clingy faggot in the world, you don't want a "Loser" bf at all.
>>29659359
wouldn't say Im an expert but can share what I am doing to try and escape it.
I realized my self worth was tied to what I thought people thought of me. So I focused more on other people than myself trying to please them for approval. I lost all my remaining "friends" following this
I focused on myself and discovered I only knew surface level stuff about myself(as weird as it sounds) I spent time cultivating interests, hobbies and discovering new ones.
In the past 9 months I have done more things than the past 3-4 years.
I felt a sense of achievement from different activities new personal bests in rock climbing. losing 10 kg with out even noticing.
even being alone is fine now. By having a better understanding of myself what I like dislike, limits,skills morals etc I can better accept myself and have a stronger foundation to build self esteem and understand my innate worth.
I hope then I can then enter relationships as equals
>>29659476
I wonder if she's reading this post, knew you were refering to her and is like "ha ha, he better keep thinking that, like his tiny shrimp dick would ever satisfy any woman. I wonder if I can get away with having sex with Tyrone and Jamal both at once again, but I might not risk it since if I get caught I won't get to eat this much again and will have to settle for cheaper beauty products. Chad might not even like me with cheap lipstick ;(. I wonder if he really thinks my pussy's getting looser and looser because of his "big" dick."
>>29659444
Its nice to know there are non tumblrites that are ok with trans people (for non fetish reasons)
>>29659572
That's the thing though, I am all of those things, so how can I expect anyone to want that if I don't
>>29659588
I guess I'll hold off on getting too invested in relationships while I figure myself out.
>I hope then I can then enter relationships as equals
THIS. This is what I want, and because I want it now, I'm aiming for equally messed up people.
Thanks for the advice anon
does the r9k omegle tag actually work?
>use to play wow
>got along with a few people
>one told me she was a girl
>fap to meeting up
>find out she is like 30 with two kids
>find out she is crazy, she played with someone else who knew her
>>29659969
I've been using it today, it works fine. could use more people, so come and try it out for a while.
>>29659915
>I'm aiming for equally messed up people.
wasn't what I was going for anon
you'll be inflicting your problems on other people and if they deal with it their is no real reason for you to change?
and vice versa
A relationship wont fix you many people have the delusion that it will instead it potentially makes 2 people miserable or on the more positive side distracts you. which you could use any number things to do with out being in a relationship.
but that is just my opinion and why I dont get into relationships atm.
I wish you well and hope for positive development
>>29660077
why not start a thread?
also checked
>>29660181
I don't start threads much, although I do have a chart thread up now. you start one anon.
>>29657583
And this is why you avoid women. This is why you either become a monk or go down the 2D path. Same result either way. There's more to life. Take up self improvement. Become smarter, stronger, better. Seeing yourself become better than other people is a much better feeling than having friends or a gf. Release yourself from the shackles of society and women. Only then will you become happy.
>>29660286
>There's more to life. Take up self improvement. Become smarter, stronger, better. Seeing yourself become better than other people is a much better feeling than having friends or a gf.
Have to agree, I stopped people pleasing and focused on myself and developed new interests hobbies and tried new things.
I feel content and better than I have in past 6 years.
I dont have any friends and the loneliness and tfw gf doesn't effect me any more except on birthdays
>>29657583
The whore doesn't want you so you shouldn't want her. It hurts now but you'll feel better after some sleep.
>>29658330
>11 inches
>enjoyable
>>29657583
My dick is 4 inches flaccid. Urs is smaller than a wiimote when erect. That sucks
>>29660571
Well, it's not like it HAS to go in all the way. Not in the vagina anyway. And supposedly women go wild when you can reach their cervix.
fembots are the worst.... All 'nerdy girls' I've dated/had a relationship with has serious social problems which only caused me to feel more shitty, don't date em.
Dated 2 girls from r9k, really loved the first one. But she broke it off because her family was moving to the other side of the planet.
Dated a other girl, she was pretty fucking shit but I liked her. Then I found out she wasn't serious about me (even though she claimed she was) and was actually just a whore in general.
Just kill me familia.
>>29660799
>And supposedly women go wild when you can reach their cervix.
yeah, they push you off of them and curl into a ball and cry from pain
or you can occasionally find the rare one who does like cervical pounding, but hey
t. 8.3 inches
>>29658330
calling bs on that chart. notice how 6.5 inches circumference is Perfect i am having many orgasms, but 7 inches and it's not enjoyable, yet that's only a 7% increase? but a 12 inch dick is totally fine. And NOTHING ELSE but dicks between 6.25 and 6.5 inches are eligible to be perfect. if you are 6.24 then that is clearly vastly inferior to 6.25 inches.
>>29660667
>you do realize a Wiimote is considerably larger than the average penis
>>29657695
>finds omegle whore, gfs her
my man don't be this stupid
