Wagies in /r9k/ threads
>i hate my job
>i work 50 hours a week at minimum wage anf can't make ends meet
>no gf because poor
>coworkers are full blown SJWs
Wagies in wagecuck threads
>i make 5 billion dollars an attosecond and work 5 minutes week
>based or no coworkers
>pure virgin 10/10 wife
>so happy
Sure thing, wagie. Sure thing. Now chop chop. My bennies ain't gonna pay for themselves.
>>29632678
>Wagies in wagecucks threads
Don't forget that they all have also traveled the world too
NEETs in wagecuck threads
>my life is awesome
>I'm so productive with my free time
>subway sandwiches
>spend all day exercising and reading philosophy
>be jealous
NEETs in the rest of /r9k/
>tfw no gf
>why am I so sad
>normies stop triggering me REEEEEE
>why does my life feel so empty
>anyone wanna play DotA with me? please?
>my parents are ashamed of me
>how do I meet girls
Alright
>>29632764
So both lifestyles are shit. Case closed
>>29632764
This right here, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a ragie wagie
>>29632871
He's right though, NEETs don't do shit with their free time except stagnate, watching the same shit animes over and over, beating off to clifton powell, eating chips, and just being a useless nerd.
>>29632871
>posts "u mad bro"-tier posts
yeah whatever. i bet you're working on your third memoir of the day while simultaneously working on your fifth sonata, then banging your dad's mom's cousin's daugher
>tfw you can work from home and enjoy the best of both worlds
Truly the patrician choice
>>29632901
>projecting
Nice try wagie. NEETs are the modern aristocracy and philosopher kings, living on the work of peasants and challenging the outstanding theories of our time.
Granted it's not work as you understand it because no one is yelling at us.
>>29633003
Beats you taking care of your wife's son.
>>29633060
beats your mom taking care of your manchild ass
>>29633003
>a wagie's understanding of time management
3rd sonata, lad
>>29633052
Not a wagie, I'm a NEET prick like yourself. I'm honest about what I do (or lack of) in my spare time though, don't fuck around. Go stuff another subgay sandwich up your ass and have a good day.
>>29633100
This flag is false.
>>29633130
Your sense of achievement is false, fatass.
>>29632678
Thisis the truth exposed.
>>29633003
>fucking middle aged women
Strictly wagie-tier behavior.
>>29633156
Well, now you're just name-calling. I hate to do this, but
>ooh maaanager!
>>29633313
why is "well im off fugging ur mum :^)" a thing in most neet threads
>>29633330
Manager of what? I don't do shit, no job, don't go to school, I can barely get out of bed in the morning sometimes. Who are you gonna rat me out to, my plush animals? They keep me talkin yeah, but they're not gonna know what you're talking about.
>>29633336
Is it? Normally when I do wagecuck threads I talk about fucking a wagie's gf or wife. Is the mom thing new?
>>29633882
I gotta axe you though (not literally axe you, its a bit like ask you, I ask you), why do you do it? Why do these threads? What exactly do you enjoy about rubbing it in wage-eunuchs faces?
>>29633971
My hope is that wagies will learn. But wagies, of course, never seem to.
>>29632764
this, at least we're out talking to people and getting shit done while you're shut into your neetnest letting your social skills atrophy
