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Story thread? What made you guys become the robots you are?
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Story thread? What made you guys become the robots you are?

>13 years old
>girl at school who is blonde asks me to go to the carnival with her
>say "y-yea a-alexis!"
>go to the carnival
>see alexis with a group of friends
>"hey anon! wanna ride a ride?"
>"s-sure"
>"then follow us XD"
>go with them
>they go past all the rides to behind a stage where a band is getting ready for a concert
>behind the stage is a 6'6" asian ripped chad
>he says "are you the little shit that wants my girlfriend?"
>"n-n-n-no"
>balls retract into body
>just frozen there
>get hit in the face full fucking force
>girls are laughing
>lifts me into the air because i'm 80 pounds and throws me on the ground
>bruised up and my lungs get the air knocked out of them
>on the ground
>get spit on
>"wow, you're so fucking stupid", says one of the girls
>asian chad and the girls leave me there
>i laid there for ten minutes and get up
>slowly leave the scene to my mom's car and she asks what the fuck happened
>cops called
>cops can't do shit

Yep. My adolescence was ruined.
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>asian chad
You mean Chong?
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>>29628978
No, his name was Vince.
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>>29628970
Did (You) post this yesterday?
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>>29629526
On some thread yesterday, yes.
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>things that never happened the post, v.210.64
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