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How was your first time smoking weed?
was it fun?
was it shit?
do you still smoke?
what was the best weed you smoked?
During my first time a guy got stabbed in my neighborhood and the murderer was still loose. I smoked a bowl with some friends of mine and then my mom called me, told me there had been a murder, and told me to walk home. I walked a mile home high as fuck then had to deal with my parents when I finally got home.
Overall I had a fun time though.
I smoke all day every day.
The best weed I've ever smoked is master kush.
I smoke weed lots but it makes me so lazy
I was meaning to clean my room for years now. One joint tonight and I'll start tomorrow I'm sure this time.
>>29628216
>Smoked when 17.
>Didn't understand the concept of inhaling
>Didn't get high
>Figured shit out shortly after that
>>29628216
weed is great. had many good times high, but it ruined my life.
>>29628216
>be 14 at party
>people smoking weed with a bucket
>take a few draws
>makes me feel dizzy
>be 24
>room mate produces joint
>it's thick
>go into garden to smoke
>basically smoke all of it myself
>feel dizzy
weed is the most overrated shit in the world. kill yourselves normies
The first time was amazing for me, I was out in a clearing at night with all my friends. There were multiple bongs and joints being passed around and I got extremely baked. It's the clearest high i've ever had, my mind felt completely crisp, but I was seeing fractals hard. Nothing's been quite like that since.
But yeah like everyone says it makes you lazy and if you're in a bad place the day after a joint you can be miserable
>>29628262
So your mother thought it was a better idea for you to walk home with a murderer on the loose rather than stay in your friends house until the coast was clear?
She couldn't even be arsed to come get you?
>>29628216
My first time smoking weed was pretty /comfy/
I only smoke socially since I burned myself out smoking almost every day and running through all my cash
The best weed I've smoked was either Green Crack or AK-47
Weed makes me too paranoid and fucks up my anxiety disorder
how do i buy weed
>>29628695
>fucks up my anxiety disorder
this
>>29628216
> Pretty fucked, hit 2-3 bong rips (first time) and got so insanely high. Bloodshot red eyes, was dazed and confused, wanted to go to sleep but woke up and munched on a bag of Lays ketchup chips and it was 10/10 (either smoked laced weed or really good weed on a first timer tolerance)
>Was fun as fuck
>still smoke every 2-3 days
>can't say best weed cause I switch dealers often and don't really get strain names ( Green Crack? I believe ? )
I think i've lost the ability to memorize shit i don't really care about and its affected my academic capabilities. I quit for 3 weeks and started to get scholarly school marks ( 90% average ). Went to a telly flex ( hotel with friends ) and decided fuck it, marks dropped to 80 average since. Regret smoking weed at such a young age cause I think it might've damaged me permanently ( 13 years old )
Don't do it too often and try not to get addicted boys.
>>29628695
>>29628755
weed is not for everyone.
if you suffer from anxiety or stress or other things, it will be a problem.
sometimes it could help you but sometimes it won't.
know lots of people who smoked for years then it wasn't fun anymore and just stopped.
>>29628484
you're either smoking reg or not inhaling
>>29629113
This. It's pretty simple folks.
If it works for you, that's great. If it doesn't, oh well. Don't be mislead by the daft pro-pot preachers who can't fathom why anyone wouldn't want to smoke weed because "everrrrybody" can benefit from it. They're stupid.
I personally smoked pot for years without issue, but when it started giving me grief I decided to cut down, eventually stopping entirely.
It just made life harder, and I was happier without it.
>>29628216
>Be 15
>sitting next to this qt3.14 in class
>she's talking about how she has a pipe that she doesn't really want anymore
>I ask her if I can buy it
>couple days later she brings it to class
>I ask if i can try it out first
>she hands me the pipe and .5 gram
>go to the bathroom and smoke it in there
>get high from it
>come back to class smelling like weed
>teacher looks at me weird
she became my dealer for awhile too
>Be 15
>chilling with some dudes
>one guy has weed with him
>promise to smoke it in the evening
>late at night
>Sitting with 5 guys on a bench
>All taking puffs
>ShittyWeed.png
>fuck this
>After 2 months keep smoking
>better weed
>5 years later
>top weed lad
>first time
I was 15 and I went over to my cousin's house for christmas and she offered it to me.
>was it fun/shit
it was shit because i was retarded and didn't know how to use her pipe or inhale properly. now its fun but i smoke out of necessity
>do you still smoke
almost everyday but the weed man can be a faget sometimes so im out for right now
>best weed
>16, best friend is 17
>Our parents let us go camping in eastern washington alone (the madmen)
>My friend is an expert at carping (fishing carp from a boat with a bow and arrow)
>we strap the canoe to the top of the car
>steal four 40oz. beers with 8%abv (a shitload of booze for a few kids)
>buy some weed, it's our first time and we wanna enjoy it stress free
>get wasted as fuck off the 40s that night at the campground
>smoke a joint each
>get mind-shreddingly high
>this is fucking awesome m8
>end up piloting the canoe across the lake we were camping on while my friend sits at the front of the boat with a BB gun humming the battlefield themesong
>jerk off on the other side of the lake
>pilot back, almost capsize like 5 times
>land the canoe in unfamiliar territory
>mfw we had to walk half a mile back to the campsite at 1am
I love weed
>>29628216
>in house
>mom is folding clothes
>a bundle of leaves catches her attention
>freaks out and calls me in for a lecture
>long ass lecture about marijuana
>see the leaves
>it's not marijuana, just a bundle of fern
>tell her that
>still refuses to believe it
>untangle it
>show her the difference
Guise what colour Rizla are good if you're really terrible at rolling?
>>29628484
>le weed is only a normie drug
When will this meme die? There is no debate that many normies smoke it at parties but I really love smoking alone. It changes your perspective and watching movies, listening to musicand fappingis really great experience and I really recommend it anyone who is depressed or bored or anygow feeling down
>Be 16
>Parents are out for the night
>Paranoid as fuck about the smell
>Decide best thing to do is go to the gym and then the park and smoke there
>After workout find myself in a dim, lightless park
>Go sit by the stream and light up
>See torches in the distance
>OhFuck.jpg
>Hide below and behind an eroded piece of land
>Literally playing out the scene from the first LoTR
>People stand there talking for a couple minutes, obviously looking for me
>Finish the joint and haul ass
>Didn't even get high
How do you smoke weed without mixing it with tobacco? You would need a huge amount of it to make a joint?
Be 17
>Smoke pot
>Realize porn is awesome on pot, go from softcore, to hardcore
>Smoke more pot
>Find out about sissy hypno porn
>Really spaced intense porn, woaaah
>Smoke more pot
>Start stealing sisters panties, run to public toilet at the freeway, 20 minutes from home, wear panties, smoke weed, and lick urinals, cum hard
>Find out about BBC hypno
>Start using sisters panties, smoke pot, store cum in my condoms, tape condoms to my face and ears (like condom earrings), tape one on my forehead so i can smell the musky cum, put one condom in mouth, to bite right before I cum
>Wear mothers old high heels, sisters panties and dress, fucking myself with a cucomber, taking hits of cigarettes and pot, bite condom before climax
>Cum so hard I just lay on floor like a retard for 5 minutes, unable to move
>Finally gain my senses, notice parents are home, and i accidently left my door unlocked
Woah boy that was intense. Now I fap to BBC/white extinction immedietly after i wake up, no joke, bbc porn almost always and i dont even smoke pot anymore. i think i broke my brain, but i definitly broke my rectum, cant even take a proper shit anymore without enema, so dont shove stuff up your ass, and dont smoke pot, it turns you into a pervert
>>29631002
Forgot to mention i'm 23 now, litterly been addicted to bbc and sissy porn for 6 years, the fetish never gets boring or die, i tried pretending, but i just end up admitting my sick obsession and my inferiority. Not joking either
>>29631002
>>29628820
Smoking/drinking at an early age will fuck your brain up. Human brains don't fully develop until 21-25, especially the prefrontal cortex.
>>29628695
>>29628755
Have you tried any indica strains? They're very relaxing, not trippy. May or may not work for you, but anecdotally they do for me and many other people. Check out https://www.leafly.com/start-exploring/crush-anxiety
>>29630966
You could use a bowl to smoke it if you don't want to use a lot of weed.
But I get ounces for $20 so I have no problem rolling blunts and joints
>>29628216
>How was your first time smoking weed?
Random. Went to the park to walk my dog, ran into bunch of guys from my elementary school who I haven't seen in years and who were kind of dickish to me when we were kids. Had a brief conversation, they were smoking and offered me some. I told them that I have never done it before, but agreed immediately. They found the whole situation to be extremely hilarious. I progressively came to see it as hilarious too. They then got on a paranoia trip about cops being in the area, but I was still fine, just lightheaded and dizzy. One guy wanted to shotgun me, but I assumed he was going for a kiss and kept trying to move away, eventually he grabbed me by the back of my neck and managed to pass me the smoke, but I coughed most of it out. My poor dog was bored as fuck, she didn't even get to walk much that night. They then offered me cocaine, but I declined.
>was it fun?
Pretty fun. I was happy about how I handled that situation. Almost felt like a normie.
>do you still smoke?
Not really. My two only friends aren't smokers, so I don't get many opportunities. And I'm too anxious to order a pizza, much less buy pot from a dealer.
>what was the best weed you smoked?
I'm only vaguely aware that there are different kinds of weed. Have no idea what I smoked.
>first couple of times I've smoked
>get much too high because I don't know how to regulate yet
>start teleporting around the house
>don't remember the walking bits, only suddenly being in another room
>people claim it's bullshit later and that "weed can't do that bro and no it weren't laced bro shit bro"
>never said it was
After that night I was turned off from it for a couple of years because of how everyone acted like faggots about it and couldn't just accept that it affected me in a weird way.
Still hate the "culture".
>>29631002
Holy fucking shit
You're ruined
first time
>i'm 17, girlfriend is 16
>about 9:00 at night. dark outside
>at her house, parents are gone
>we go out to the back yard, sit in grass
>light up and smoke. my first time, not hers
>after a few minutes we start making out
>smoke, make out, smoke, make out
>next thing I know we're behind her garage taking our clothes off
>she's on her back on the nice soft grass and I'm fucking her like a madman
>fuck, smoke, fuck, smoke
>suddenly see flashlight approaching
>we jump up, grab our clothes and run for the house
>paranoid that the neighbors saw us and will tell her father
>seems he did see something, thought it was a burglar and came over the next day to tell her parents about it.
>no more smoking in the back yard
>16
>invited to hang out with other band kids in one drummer's garage
>~10 people in a circle with various pieces
>start to get extremely stoned for the first time
>someone pulls out a "Super Toker"
>it's one of those water guns that's just a tube with a handle on one end and a hole in the other and a hole drilled in the top for a bowl
>everyone takes an entire Super Toker of a hit
>an hour later my friend is eating Cheerios out of a box that he found in the kitchen
>I notice black things running across his arms and think I'm tripping
>ask for some and take the box
>it's filled with hundreds of black ants
>"DUDE YOU'RE EATING ANTS"
>he throws up
>parents of the drummer tell us we have to leave
>drive home at 1 AM 10mph below the speed limit feeling like I'm in a rocket ship
I had to quit smoking weed for the summer job I have now but I will probably start up again later this year. It's nice to take a break though.
>be 16
>wanted to try weed for forever
>friend has some and asks if I wanna smoke a joint after school
>fuckyea
>other drug-frucked friend of mine comes along because he can roll joints well
>brings a bunch of guys and girls with him because he was popular
>nearly nope out because shy autist
>decide to man up, sit down and smoke a joint with one of the guys I don't know
>smoke inhalation is much less enjoyable than I though it would be
>me and my friend head off while the rest stay and smoke cigs
>vision feels off
>feet are heavy
>everyone is looking at me
>get a Shepard's pie and eat it like a retard at the bus stop while my friends laugh their asses off at this stoned fool loving his pie
All in all pretty enjoyable, now I smoke regularly and only in very large amounts, its only gotten more enjoyable the more I've done it. Now getting stoned for me is like going on a thought trip, mind's going a million miles a second and my perception losing all bias and gaining infinite ability to empathize.
>>29628216
>How was your first time smoking weed?
Okay I guess, smoked out of an apple in a park with my sister, didn't smoke much since it was cold as fuck. The weed wasn't that good looking back.
>do you still smoke?
As often as I can
>what was the best weed you smoked?
Darknet shit shipped from legal states, can't decide on a specific strain.
>>29628216
I'll never forget my first time smoking weed. It was with my husband (then boyfriend). I was 18. I have BPD and depersonalization disorder and, at the time, was dealing with a lot of anxiety, but I did it any way. It was a sativa and I too two huge bong rips.
We were watching cartoons, so I didn't notice the weirdness creep in right away. Suddenly, I was blind; all I could see was a sea of interlocking flashing, spinning circles. My thoughts became a loop:
>what's happening?
>OH MY GOD
>what's happening?
>OH MY GOD
>what's happening?
There was this high-pitched thrumming, like nothing I've ever heard before or since. It had a physical sensation, like growing and shrinking at the same time. I started panicking, but I couldn't move my body.
I continued in this loop of confusion and panic until my husband laughed at something on the TV. I could see/hear again, although it was still very trippy. I sat there just trying to stay sane and cognizant of having smoked weed until the intensity decreased and I could sort of enjoy the sensations. I don't think my experience lasted more than 5 minutes, but time had lost all meaning to me. It felt like I was trapped in that loop forever, staring at that fucking weird pattern.
It's been 8 years and I smoke weed pretty rarely now (about once every 2 months) but for a little while I was smoking every day. I've never had another experience like that one, though.
Best weed I've ever smoked is my friend's homegrown Sativa/Indica hybrid.
my friend brought some over one day and we smoked it, i got really giggly and we ate all the cereal in my house then got sick because the milk was bad
My first time was with a tiny blonde milf who I sold pills to.
>out riding around with her
>doing errands together because she has no friends
>"Hey, my weed guy is nearby. Wanna burn one?"
>"sure."
>we pull into a parking lot and make the exchange
>she buys rolling papers at a nearby gas station
>return to parking lot and she rolls a joint
>smoke in car with windows rolled up
>she's taking monster drags so it ends up as a 2/3 vs 1/3 split
>consider giving her shit, but remember that she's paying for it, so whatever
>"Lets go to that thrift store across the street"
>"sure."
>she's obliterated to the point that I have to hold onto her to keep her from stumbling into people
>she starts holding onto me in a very snuggly, loving way
>she begs me to buy her a lamp
>I do
>she starts snuggling the lamp
>I feel jealous
>some older asian guy gets a phone call and answers it "Yo dog, what up?"
>we look at each other and sprint behind a couch and laugh fucking hard
>real hard
>hard enough that we were asked to leave
>I drop her off at her home
>I ask for a kiss for some reason
>she holds out the lamp
>I kiss the lamp
>she laughs and kisses me on the cheek
>I go home and masturbate furiously to fantasies of fucking that tiny blonde milf
Eventually I did. She had awful, long nipples.
>>29631800
Oh, and she was a "squirter". She pissed all over me and my bedsheets when she came. All future sexual encounters were done at her house, on her bed/couch/kitchen floor so she can deal with the mess.
>>29628216
>How was your first time smoking weed?
First month of uni, went with my small friend group and 3 stoner girls out in a field, smoked out of a bubbler. Barely got stoned but still got high enough to realize the potential of this drug. Got me definitely hooked from that day
>was it fun?
Yep
>was it shit?
Nope
>do you still smoke?
Yes but currently away from home (cali) for 3 months and cant find any here which is killing me
>what was the best weed you smoked?
Some Skywalker OG my dealer gave me for free. Smoked two fat joints while coming down on LSD. I probably don't even have to describe how amazing it was.
>15
>Made friends with a drug dealer in HS
>He comes over with his gf when my parents are vacationing
>We smoke out of a bong, play smash and eat pizza
>Overall a swell time and my place became designated party area for that group of friends
Now it's just
>22
>Smoke alone in room at night
>Wanna just chill and listen to music
>Suddenly become hyper aware of shit I need to do
>Become hyper aware of my dirty room
>Smoke and clean my room to house music
>Smoke more and do hw or some shit
I'm the polar opposite of the lazy stereotype. I end up getting way more shit done after a bowl.
It was really fun, I was 14 and I was the highest I will ever (I'm not willing to try anything stronger than weed)
I still smoke once in a while in periods of about a week separated by a few months inbetween, 3 years ago I smoked every day and did for 5 years.
I don't know shit about varieties of weed, I have the same dealer since 7 years who grows his own stash and I'm just concerned with the fact that he grwos good weed.
First time story:
>16
>druggie friend sort of bullies me into doing DXM
>end up liking it, want to try other drugs
>he sells me like half a gram for $20 and loans me his vape stem to smoke out of (it was sorta shaped like a pipe)
>smoke a small bowl in my closet that night
>must have stank like fuck, no clue how I didn't get caught
>only get kinda high but enough to realize I like it
I'm an everyday smoker now but only one bowl at the end of the day, I save getting megablazed for special occasions.
>>29628262
I believe you are smoking weed to self medicate the neglect and abuse of your parents when you were a child. They clearly don't care about you and don't love you. They never even thought about putting your needs first which is idiotic on their part because you are their heir. Some people just are worthless, like low IQ people. Well, just keep on self medicating and you will be fine. If you have kids don't be a shitty parent like your own parents.
>>29629895
>>If it works for you, that's great. If it doesn't, oh well. Don't be mislead by the daft pro-pot preachers who can't fathom why anyone wouldn't want to smoke weed because "everrrrybody" can benefit from it. They're stupid.
It is pretty simple, I agree, your strawman is very simple. You are very simple. It's all so simple, you're just a simpleton.
>>29630507
First glance at that picture thought it was a vagina.
Man weed never looks that good unless you have really good lighting
>be 20, first year of uni
>be straight edge, no alcohol or drugs before uni
>go out to the village pond
>smoke up, chat shit
>prepare to leave
>flatmate sees crack in pavement, stares at it for at least 2 minutes
>looks at me and starts shouting that it's a worm
>flatmate's gf confirms it is in fact crack in the pavement
>i lose it
>laugh so hard i throw up when we get back to the flat
>spend rest of the night watching disney movies and fondling my balls
Good night in all, although I don't get giggles half as often as I used to, even after breaks over the summer etc.
>How was your first time smoking weed
it was amazing, I rode my friends bus to his house and we smoked in his garage, had to walk home and was high as fuck for about 3 hours
>Was it fun?
fuck yeah it was
>Was it shit?
No it was bretty great
>Do you still smoke?
yeah occasionally, I'd like to do it more but no money
>What was the best weed you smoked?
I got some medical shit and put dxm in it, it tripped so fucking hard man it was great
>>29631002
>tape condoms to my face and ears (like condom earrings)
>>29628216
Weed is the most normie drug. Unless you know someone, you can't get it and ordering it online is risky as fuck.
Alcohol masterrace here, liver is already ruined after six years of daily drinking, my suffering ends soon.
>How was your first time smoking weed?
- I was super faded , I took 1 dab and 3-4 bowls.
>was it fun?
-Kind of
>was it shit?
-Not really
>do you still smoke?
-Yes, at least 3 times a week
>what was the best weed you smoked?
-Idk, but I can say the most I've smoked is 5 bowls, 2 dabs and 1 blunt, also the bowls had some kief on top
I tried it when I was 16 with my sister but I didn't inhale it right so I didn't feel anything. The taste make it hard to breathe in but I eventually got used to it.
I've been trying out Blackjack lately, used to love white fire but it fucks me up. Only time I got that really nice feeling was from vaping.
>first time
went to colorado on a family trip a year or two ago, mom went and bought a few joints
>was it fun
no, I felt really nauseous
>was it shit
yes
>do you still smoke
if I had any connections I would, but I'm socially retarded. The only dealer I had I bought from him once but felt like I was going to get stabbed, so I never went back
I'm trying to get one guy in the d&d group im in to take me to his dealer but I'm too nervous to bring it up
