Anyone wanna take in a homeless tranny
>>29577520
What happened?
orig
Only if you won't kill me or rape me.
>>29577520
What c0untry?
>>29577520
how old? general area?
>>29577520
First of all, are you passable
Second of all, can you get yourself from where you are to where I am
Third of all, how much are you expecting in exchange for constant sexual favors, because the only thing bigger than my penis is my libido
>>29577520
I can take you in, I'm East Coast US.
>>29577568
Wow. That's sexual exploitation right there.
Not saying she won't be into it, but still.
I uh, was in the middle of transiting for a robot guy and once I got girly enough he had sex with me twice and then killed himself so now where and I suppose to get a robot bf?
>>29577717
how could he have sex with you? you have no pussy
>>29577520
yeah sure
there aren't any extra beds though so we're gonna have to get you an air mattresso-or you could sleep in my bed
>>29577520
Sure, are you in or can you get to NYC?
>>29577745
He had sex with my butt.
>>29577538
I didnt have enough money for rent.
>>29577562
Texas
>>29577568
I pass probably 80% of the time
If i sell my wii u maybe I'll have enough for a plane ticket somewhere close
I wont do sex stuff probably
You can stay for a little. Just don't kill me.
Also I'm not into trannies so you'd be safe as well. All I ask I that you play some vidya with me once in a while.
>>29577717
Jesus fuck. No wonder traps are mentally ill, stuff like that happens to them. I hope you're gonna be OK anon.
>>29577717
i could be your robot bf, i might also kill myself though
>>29577790
And make sure she eats all of the eggs, my wizard friend!
>>29577771
what county?
originele
>>29577771
>probably
Playing hard to get so you don't look like a slut eh *whinks*
>>29577828
>believing anything a trap says
>ever
>>29577790
W-which vidya
>>29577860
Texas is in the u.s.
>>29577771
>texas
damn senpai, I wish you the best of luck tho, and please be careful
>>29577828
Hopefully I guess.
>>29577842
That would be super sad.
>>29577879
I got that, I'm also in Texas
What county are you in?
if i had money and my own place i would probably consider helping you
Good luck OP
>>29577879
oh hey oddish
>>29577920
I thought you said country sorry
Bexar
>>29577939
Yo I'm homeless
>>29577955
desu oddish you should try the san antonio subreddit
milk the tranny angle too, redditors will eat that shit up
>>29577992
>living with redditors
This is unadvisable
>>29577520
>lonely, single robot with a big, empty house, a stable job, and lots of love
>no one to share it with
>not even trannies want me
feels bad, man
>>29577848
That will be helpful I buy a lot of eggs, but I never eat them. Sometimes I have to throw them away.
>>29577879
Just RPGs on PS4.
>>29578034
Redditors aren't that bad.
>>29578034
Ahhh I live in Texas too, but I live in Nueces county. I'm a tranny too
If i even said tranny on reddit i'd be banned probably.
>>29578049
I c-can do that
>>29578044
I would move in with just about anyone to get away from where i am currently. I just don't want to be someone's sex slave.
I don't even like sex.
>>29577771
>can't pay rent
To bad, I'm in NM and there is a spare bedroom that needs to be rented for only 440 a month all utilities included
I would house you but i live near dallass
>>29578127
I don't either t b h, I just want to be loved. don't think that's possible though
>>29577955
Well I'm in Travis county (about an hour away) but I don't know if I'd be able to offer, I'm still in uni and live at home
>>29578154
Who can promise love
Not me
>>29578149
Dallas isn't far
>>29578108
Want a roommate
>>29577520
I definitely would, but I really think my mom wouldn't be okay with it.
Do you want me to ask her still?
don't get raped, op
>>29578213
I have a couch, do you plan on being a NEET if you were to move in?
>>29578204
I can live in a cupboard under your bed
>>29578263
No but no matter where i go it would take me time to get a job. I dont have a car so i would have to find something in walking distance.
>>29578327
I understand that but unfortunately i don't think you're in walking distance?
>>29577520
I live in a third world country with my parents and I'm a tranny too.
Sorry, I can't really help in any way and it would be a downgrading coming here.
homeless in murica > homeless in here.
>>29578372
No, to get anywhere i would have to fly or catch a bus
>>29578396
Stay strong
>>29578414
So where do you live now, like the streets?
>>29578414
Ahh that's too bad :c well if you ever find yourself in nueces county you could message me. Do you have a kik? : o
>>29578445
I'm still in my home, my roommates dont know icdont have rent, which is due on the first.
I'm going.to rtx on the first, so i have somewhere to sleep through the third.
>>29578327
I know that still living with parents wouldn't be optimal, But I live pretty close and could probably make it work if no one can help you
>>29578471
Yea i do. tamalewolf.
>>29578482
Are your parents nice
>>29577668
"She"
>implying women can be born with/have dicks
>>29578513
Okay, I'll message you anon-chan
Trannies are fucking useless.
I see this shit all the time. They never get real jobs and on the rare occasion that they want to make a living, they get a shitjob and wait for a chance to sue for discrimination or harassment. They're rude as fuck to customers and coworkers, they don't do any work, and they always draw their belligerent tranny friends to the establishment. Most of the time, however, they come to an online community with their wounded animal act asking for shelter with vague hints at sexual activity.
What you end up with when you indulge them most of the time is a barely passable mess who will scream at you if you ask him to get a job. He will act territorial in YOUR house and use YOUR internet to tell his faggot friends and the tumblrverse that you're oppressing him by asking him to clean his strange discharges from the toilet seat. He will NOT put out and he is NOT your perfect dream trap with a sweet attitude and a soft body. He is fucking scum and he will rain hell down on your life for your charity.
>>29578513
Yes, and if you're actually serious I'm about 20-30 minutes from downtown Austin
The best you would be getting would be a mattress/cushion in either my room or an exercise room adjacent
Again I can't promise anything though
>>29578549
Heey
I'm actually a really hard worker
>>29578591
Maybe i can visit next weekend and meet you
>>29578549
This.
Based anon delivers the truth, piping hot with every topping.
His wisdom is not personal pan size. He brings deep-dish truth. Listen to this man.
I'll take you in free of charge if you turn into my sexual slave
>>29577717
There are tons of robots here who would date you. Where do you live?
>>29577771
>wont do sex stuff probably
Then fuck off
>>29578653
You can email me at [email protected] if you want to try and set something up
>>29578549
You forgot to mention they all have a permanent lip curl like they're disgusted by the sane people who surround them
>>29577568
Fuck this cheese dick. If you are in michigan or close, I can try to take you in.
Bests of luck fegit.
brit here
im not a faggot but i would of put you up for a few weeks of you paid the rent with welfare or a job
doesnt mean much but its the thought that counts
hope shit works out mate
>>29578784
I don't have a lip curl senpai : o
>>29577771
>wont do sex stuff probably
Trannies can never be legitimately loved by someone and will always be treated as a fetish. Good luck trying to use anyone without sexual favors
>>29578757
>>29578948
You seem really upset About something and I'm sorry
Amarillo here, you could live in my apartment, but my parents visit me monthly, so you have to pretend to be a really good friend, atleast that would stop them from thinking that I have no friends. You would also have to help with typical stuff like cleaning, cooking etc.
>>29578549
>be tranny
>work as a cashier at a busy grocery store
>fastest cashier by a large margin. Whenever im there i can singehandedly save the lines from getting fucked 90% of the time, even if theres a callout
>one of the few cashiers willing to go down and lift heavy ass boxes of bags or register tape, and, disgustingly, one of a few who cleans the fucking conveyer belts
>always courteous, patient and keep my voice calm and pleasant under stress. Even if a custome calls me a guy, i stay courteous
>have tried hard and learned to chitchat with people despite being a cyborg
>Lots of old folk come through and i love helping them out
>not very ambitious but i got a better job, gonna be kinda sad to leave this one
>life goal is to have financial stability, a wife and live near my sick mom and my family or at least be wealthy enough to fly out often
>>29579172
Be the change
>>29579123
If you want to message me on kik maybe? My kik is tamalewolf
>>29579172
I hope you do something better with your life than just being the best grocery store cashier, anon-chan.
>>29579230
I dont get the whole trannys are shitty workers thing. Every tranny ive met, female to male or male to female, who actually has a job. Work hard on it. However, i also live in a place where trannies get treated with humanity, and dare i say common respect, so maybe were just grateful for that
>>29579172
>tranny
>wife
What the fuck did I just read?
>>29579269
Like i said im not very ambitious but i got a better job coming up and im gonna use it to save up for college and keeping myself secure
>>29577520
I would but I live with my parents and have no money and don't want to.
>>29579300
You know how females with vaginas sometimes want other females with vaginas? Same with trannies
>>29579389
That's retarded and I'll tell you why.
A mtf tranny doesn't have a vagina. Common sense should tell you that a man can never have a vagina. And being a tranny and also being into women is just fucking insane.
I thought the typical 'special snowflake hurrr' dudes were mentally ill. Why haven't you hung yourself yet?
>>29579475
So then why wouldnt being a female who is into other females also be insane?
Well, whatever, ill just keep insanely making out with hot, not-even-fat short hair qtgirls
>>29579515
get sum anon, get sum qts
>>29579515
I do that, too. Bonus points for not being an insane novelty item that they will outgrow.
Don't kid yourself, you'll only ever attract a confused straight girl or an even more confused he-she/ultracuck.
That you think anything you'll ever do will mean anything to anybody until you stop acting and dressing like a retarded attention whore, you're twice the retard I thought you were.
(Fun fact: it's been proven that there is a high correlation between 'tran'sexuality/homosexuality and narcissism, well above the heterosexual average to the point of being accepted as fact. This was discovered back before homosexuality was pulled from the DSM because of protestors and all of you fucks had 'evidence' that it isn't a disease. Kill yourself.)
>>29579742
Lol, i recommend aloe vera for that butthurt
>>29579813
Projection is common in people who've just been BTFO so severely.
I recommend an exit bag, totally painless.
>>29577520
>mentions it's a tranny
>'wont do any sex stuff """probably""""'
Trannies can never be robots. They are literally just as bad, if not worse, than women.
>>29577771
I'm in Denison, Texas. An hour north of Dallas. I don't live here and I'm only staying for another month. What's in it for me. Also I'm gay and sub so sex shit is off the table
>>29580121
Idk why I said another month im leaving in August though.
>>29579859
>'lmao womyn wont want you even though they do want you!!! muh dick muh dick mufugga'
>he thinks this passes for BTFO
>>29578995
Ken
No
You're looking for a living arrangement for nothing in return
Waste of time
>>29580265
Damn, he's right. You are butthurt as anybody has ever been.
Did he hit a nerve, telling you the truth like that?
>>29577520
No
and stop hanging around the subway station in my neighborhood, you're creeping everyone out
>>29577520
Is a picture of you ever going to be posted?
>>29580344
Come on, you can't tell me you've never just wanted someone pleasant to be around you to end your loneliness. OP could be a great, healing person.
>>29580396
you have forgotten what specific section of 4chan this is. we demand not only companion ship but financial and mental stability. you're all manipulators at the least, HE even admitted HE has no more rent and will bail out on the sad cuck who decided to help HIM.
>>29578822
>literally "m-m'lady"
hahahahah fuck you're pathetic dude
>>29580396
Would it increase my chances of finding a home
>>29580611
Stay based, senpai.
You give me hope for this board. Never change, faggot.
>>29577771
>I pass 80% of the time
LOL THIS IS YOU
fuck off attilla the hon
>>29579172
>muh anecdotal evidence
lol trannies smdh
>I-I totally pass guiz
>>29581374
the person they were responding to wasnt posting an anecdote?
>I'm so girly and pretty, you pathetic losers should give me free housing!
>"put out"?!?! what?!! fucking shitlord I won't do sex stuff I'm too good for you
>>29581436
>yeah I'm totally the fastest cashier by a large margin xd
that's anecdotal you fucking sped, get ssome reading comprehension
I may consider it, OP, but answer this question:
Who are you voting for?
>I work in a shitty retail job and look like shit but I demand you to be a tall, rich hung male model so I can leech off of you
>>29581457
see>>29581439
>>29581423
>>29581327
it's a man baby
>>29581455
no, I mean the person that person was responding to, who was saying trannies are terrible, how was that not an anecdote?
pls no bully
>tfw it's completely in my power and location to help Oddish but she was means to me on mtfg :<
>>29581488
wow here's a thought, maybe the poster I responded to was the one I was talking too??
WOAAHHH crazy right? Fucking retard tranny.
Every picture posted save for one is over a year old :0 intense haters
>>29581327
>>29581423
>>29581439
>>29581485
Is this OP? I would have taken you in to fuck your boipucci, but I don't want to go anywhere near that if that's you. Gross.
>>29581504
I don't even know what you're talking about esse, I'm saying you're bitching about someone responding to an anecdote, with an anecdote. evidence was never anywhere to be found
>>29581491
Forgive and forget anon-chan. Shouldn't us trannies stick together?
>>29581491
Don't help him, in fact, bully him with me lady.
Just look at his fat ugly face.
>>29581518
Yes it's him, total cutie right?
>bt is oddish
groti
>>29581535
True wan anon, true
>>29581511
Oddish I can't do much but I can give you a guitar. I have roommates and I'm going on unemployment soon, When I'm more stable I'll give you money, but thats in like a month
>>29581574
Damn, I was hoping he would look like Cassie Brooks and Kylie Boudoir. I bet his boipucci smells like shit, and not the erotic kind.
>>29581511
>pic related posted on the 6th of jan, barely 6 months ago
>>29577520
I already did that once, she is now my gf :3
Also in texas
>>29581624
Is he even trying to be a tranny?
That just looks like a straight-up dude.
I pass better than he does and I'm a womanizer who makes an effort to look like a man.
>>29581614
Dont give me money and stuff thats totally not necessary
>>29581624
That photo was taken last august.
You could just post my most recent pictures, instead of stuff from before i was even on hormones. Or, not save my photos in the first place, weirdo.
>>29578549
Sounds like most trannies ive met. P sure my gf is the only decent, hard working tranny in the world
>>29581648
obviously not, he doesn't deserve female pronouns.
>>29581655
>posts his photos on a public forum
>turboassmad when someone views them
woah calm down dude :^)
>>29581655
Trust me, somewhere to sleep is one thing, but no one will continuously feed you and buy you razors if you ain't sucking their dick
there's always that homeless shelter the sixth st hobos smoke crack outside of
>>29581592
wait a sec, are you talking about based tomboy? wtf gross I thought he was a she
>>29581655
Oddish when were you last employed
If you can get a jorb there will be an open
Iiving room here
>>29581660
You're dating an ftm?
Still feminine or is she trying to look legit manly?
Are you into dudes, but on the fence and want the v?
What's it like? I mean are you a female, too or is she into guys? This stuff is fascinating.
>>29581655
Lets see what you look like now then because you're probably lying.
>>29581630
Hi bacon
How is she
>>29581695
Creeeeep
>>29581708
I'm not looking for a free ride.
>>29581719
My last job was less than a month ago. I can get employed easily, its just fuck all difficult to get to work here. I live at the city fucking limit and there is nothing in a five miles radius.
>>29581752
>I-I'm not ugly you're just a creep ;_;
meanwhile I'm a tall, attractive white male and loving life. Stay mad? Yeah, stay mad.
>>29581745
pic related posted 21st of june, 2016
>>29577668
She? It tranny.
>>29581860
Fuq thats ugly
>>29581860
excuse me, tall, attractive white male. will you put your dick in my boy pucci? and let me smell your straight man farts?
>>29577520
I'm moving overseas for my job. We could marry and you'll live with me in New Zealand
>>29581922
Definitely something that I would see in a nightmare.
Just imagine that thing trapping you into a relationship.
>>29581927
>choosing knock off gucci when I can afford the real thing
fuck off tranny
Recent photo
>>29581860
That photo was first posted in november.
And its not about whether I'm attractive or not, i could care less. Congrats on being some white dude...on r9k. I just dont like that you're posting photos of me from before i could even transition. You literally creeped on me to feel better about yourself on the internet.
>>29581950
this>>29581439
>>29581423
>>29581574
is op, do you still accept?
>>29581963
please indulge me, great white male, please let me suck your superior cock
>>29581974
>using this pic to advertise yoself
HAHAHAHA NIGGA YO GOT DAM HEAD LOOKIN LIKE RAMEN NOODLE
>>29581974
>i could care less
NO SHIT YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>29581974
I'd fuck you, where you at.
>>29581752
Neens is doing good, we are leaving this shit city in august
>>29581752
That blows, where did you work at?
>>29581992
please indulge in a birdshot to the face, you fucking waste of breath
>>29581984
I see nothing wrong. With my job, I can afford to pay for her hormones as long as she's faithful.
>>29582005
For how low the beta male has fallen! Oh my. I pity you my dear peasant.
>>29582042
Where will you move?
And my last job was at a theme park. And right before that i was managing a bakery.
>>29581974
oddish pls
take muh tranny money
Also in all seriousness 90% of people who take you in will want to use you and/or your boipucci
THINK about this
if you need the money in the future I can try to help with that, but I hope you dont ever need it
God speed, harmonica tranny oouut
>>29582055
not until I smell your straight white man farts
>>29582089
This has got to be bait, right? If not you must be the nastiest, ugliest lardass this universe has ever seen
>>29582126
Is that even a real fetish or are you just fucking with me, because that's fucking disgusting
>>29582134
or he's just bisexual and okay with trannies
damn dude, calm your tits
>>29582153
please tell me how disgusting you find my tiny tranny boner it after you let it rip
>>29582105
Michigan probably
Oh noice. Well if you need to you can negotiate with my roommates, theyll have an open living room here soon. Jobs are plentiful and rent is cheap
>>29581860
>Another communist tranny
Why? You'd be the first ones your comrades would line up against a wall if their worker fantasy came true
>>29582184
I don't know what to say other than castrate yourself, you fucking drip.
>>29581723
Shes mtf, im a guy
Im bi, i never see or do anything with her genitalia, nor do i want to
>>29582250
What are your roommates like
>>29582280
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QZ8bPPguVy
>>29582344
You sound like a man, stop breathing pls
>>29582379
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uzfM7UH5BX
>>29582344
>>29582422
i like nice dub
>>29582341
Lazy jobless tranny and a black guy who caters to her every wim while trying to cheat on her whenever possible
And a very reserved guy whose based gf will be moving in and taking our room
>>29582437
>Tries to cheat on her whenever possible
I think if i moved in with them i would be a bad influenc
>>29582489
you sound horrible, wouldnt u agree?
>>29582519
One should not be judged for the nature of their fetishes.
Kys like the rest of the trannies. You're never going to be successful, have kids, or probably even get married. Bet you regret that surgery huh? How about you kill yourself to try and be reborn, so you won't have to spend the rest of your life being a degenerate loser that no normal people want to be associated with. LGBT trash.
>>29582542
your fetish is breaking up relationships, AND you want new roommates??
Nigger, please dot png
Are you homeless because you can't get a job due to transphobia, or because you just want to bum off some dude while encouraging him into thinking he can fuck you if he keeps paying your bills?
>>29582489
>ugly
>fat
>AND unfaithful
>>29582089
Hey boyo check this out, looks like I was right, you ARE a fuckin retard
>>29582670
See this tranny is actually cute, hopefully SHE can teach op (a HE) a thing or two
>>29582489
I dunno mate theyre both shit people, it would be your loss
The other guy, who is currently in the living room, and his gf who will move in are both good people
>>29582750
Maybe we can do a meet
>>29582697
aw i missed it
>>29578549
the truth.....
im one of those tranny messes though
Sry.....
Since this thread is about trannies; do you guys think Blaire White is hot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q4kwxwf0wU
>>29577520
No
Kill yourself right now
>>29579172
...
So when are you going to kill yourself?
>>29578549
I learned this the hard way
didn't even get to have sex
fucking trannies
day of the rope when?
>>29583546
NOW
orginael
>>29577520
Fuck off to >>>/lgbt/ you faggot
>>29583001
i think he's pretty, but i wonder what he looks like without all that make up
>>29578549
>>29583546
I would like to hear the story about these adventures
We already know homeless people are mentally ill.
What happened? Did your parents kick your degenerate ass out
Stay safe trans
>>29584505
she can come to my house I have a lot of toys it's pretty safe
>>29584577
CHASER SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29584596
hey we both know what they really enjoy here
>>29578549
This is actually true.
Find me one hardworking tranny that busts their ass and isn't a pornstar
>>29583001
man I kind of feel bad for that gay kid who gets a shitload of dislikes and hate videos. He's just a kid, he's going to be retarded as fuck.
>>29581615
IT IS CALLED AN ASSHOLE AND IT IS SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE SHIT YOU FAG BECAUSE ITS A SHITHOLE
>>29585224
Yo, its me though
>>29585811
I don't know who you are. Is that a uniform or something for a restaurant?
>>29585841
Yeuppers
>>29577520
do you browse or subscribe to tumblrites ideologies? if so I would not take you in, as I'd rather avoid the hassle. if not and your not addicted to drugs I would take you in
>>29578480
>rtx
im assuming that's that expo shit?
if so would you have rent money if you didn't pay for the expo & hotel etc?
>>29585811
how did you get big boobs?
at least post your good pictures oddish
>>29580117
This. They try so hard to replicate roasty mentality
>>29585987
I'm not paying for anything. A friend bought me a ticket.
>>29585937
I dont have a tumblr.
>>29578549
Praise be unto anon for telling the truth about these creatures. Do not take in a random homeless tranny, that sounds like a terrible idea anons.
>>29578995
>Hey guys can I come live off of you in return for absolutely nothing?
>What could you possibly be mad about?
xD
>>29581527
The poster is using anecdotal evidence to argue that trannies can be hardworking, this other poster thinks that's not a very effective way of doing that.
What part of texas? I just moved here as well.
Die in the street pls
>>29581660
>>29582301
>gf
>she
>her
Stop it.
>>29581974
wewwww not even close to passing.
Sage goes in all the fields oregano post
