Which one would you pick, anon? How would you use your powers to change the world?
There is only one God you silly goose.
The "Marked" existence really got my attention. I'd choose that one, and probably try to convince future dreamers to do the same.
No god-serving for me, thanks.
>>29558592
>2006+10
>Not choosing Lokt.
Wow, it's like you're a beta or something.
ID PICK THE ONE THAT LETS ME MAKE POOPSIES XD
>he doesn't pick the true patrician god xm
explain yourself
>>29558592
I'll choose the God that can make a tl;dr of that picture, because nobody is going to read that shit
xm please
IA! IA! XM FHTAGEN!
Amlia is objectively the correct decision
Basically no restriction for any normal person. Pocket dimension into a perfect home where you can't be harmed. You can heal yourself and can't be stressed out. Have a bunch of plant servants and can make fresh produce whenever you want. Dope as hell.
I'd pick Lokt because it looks the most OP.
>find another dude with powers
>activate edge mode
>beat them up a bit
>lock them in the fortress
>stand near them until they become a slave
After a while you could just send out other people with powers to do it for you.
>>29558592
>He isn't picking Optus
Good a load of these goys
>>29558592
Ersu, Xm, or none.
>>29558592
>go amlia
>heal people make miracles
>create your own religion
>create prosperity and happiness for all
>>comfy
Quet is the one true choice
>become badass assassin
>absorb others powers
>have it all
>>29559133
That's what I thought. I mean I can be sadistic but in doesn't count if they're masochists and besides that I'd totally give up spankings just for cool flower friends.
I'd start by healing myself and finally know what it's like having a real dick. Then I'd go cure all the jews. They'd probably burst into flames upon encountering a force of good. If I heal only white people I could help correct demographics. Then a plague would be welcomed as I get to pick and choose who wins. She might get pissed but once they're gone then I would be healing all humans which is at this point only white humans, meaning I get her favor again.
I pick the long man, because I've always wanted to be a Druid
>>29558649
>the power to not have any powers, forever
That's like the shittiest choice there is. Even the XM shitter beats it. What if the universe doesn't end? Then you're just sitting around in a bunch of diffuse everything to the point it's nothing with no energy following heat-death. Maybe with time travel and the ability to wipe memory it could be interesting, you could queue up some good lives and hit play without getting bored.
>>29558592
>pick Ersu
>travel the world without any worries and chill with Long Man disciples
Comfy as fuck
>>29559644
if there are gods, they are bound by rules
given enough patience you could unravel the mysteries of universe and ascend humanity
just remember to add a lot of eyes on the inside and dont drink blood
>>29558592
Probably Lux desu.
I pick Jesus
XM is the best choice by far.
>future vision means you're guaranteed to get rich, can manipulate timelines to some extent
>gateways can make people fall out of reality or make you invincible
>horror is a tactical nuke
>no taboo
I think XM
He can't hurt me, but can his tentacles fuck me? I want them in all my orifices my ears my eyes my mouth my nose nostrils my peener, and my pooper :))
>>29558794
> cubes
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN
Also, Lux I guess.
>>29558649
Ya, me too. The only confusion if have is if it would be lonely. Is there a group of marked? If it was going to be a lonely existence id probably change to amlia, just to have others to relate to.
I pick super saiyan god super saiyan Goku.
>>29559561
>heal a white person
>they turn black because black skin is objectively better
xm could make for some decent party tricks i suppose
>>29559858white beauty girls with deep black skin actually makes my dick diamonds
>>29559549
>Not choosing XM
>Not choosing the Long Man
>Not choosing Lux
Truly patrician
I choose XM
The wheel
>>29558592
XM disciples are the only ones that can't be beaten by any disciple or god. XM is also pure chaos, something that I have been looking forward to lately.
>god tier
lux, XM
>comfy tier
amlia, ersu
>good tier
ur, optus
>ok tier
longman
>edgelord tier
lokt, quet
>>29560134
Lux is best god.
>>29558592
this deserves a bump
oregano commeantjant
Optus is objectively the most broken choice
>>29560339
why?originial desu
>>29560424
Vault explicitly has no limit.
>>29559559
Lmao quet is basically Islam, you are a band of retarded murderous goat fuckers.
>>29560453
but what can you do with it? are you going to steal things?
>>29558592
>LUX
>Literally SYLAR from heroes
>Steal other faggots' power
I would kill you all
Quet. Gods were a mistake. What will we do when we kill all the other Gods though?
>>29558592
Unironically XM. Literally no downsides whatsoever.
>>29558592
If disciples aren't invulnerable then doesn't that mean they'll die easily to even one guy with a gun? Long man is definitely hard mode considering that their agenda goes against pretty much everyone else and civilization.
>>29561754
enjoy our immortality and powers free from any obligations
>>29558592
I'd go with Amlia, Steward of Paradise.
>>29558592
AMLIA TBHONEST
>>29559734
>>29559816
>>29560011
>>29560134
>>29560177
>>29560719
What's up with all these faggots? What's the point of having super powers if you can't have a bunch of bitches to suck your cock.
>Robot tier:
Marked, Quet
>Comfy Tier:
Amlia, Ersu
>Challenge Tier:
Ur, Longman
>Shit Tier:
Optus, XM
>Edge Tier:
Lux, Lokt
I'd go for the comfy tier. Probably Ersu.
Amlia is the only true choice for comfybros and is underrated as fuck. Even if some Quet edgefag tries to fuck my shit up I can just warp to my comfy dimension and stay there until they fuck off.
>Creating custom comfy dimensions
>Healing anyone
>Comfybros visiting each other's dimensions
>Quetfags hating us because we always return to safe places when leaving comfyland
>>29558592
>tfw I've seen this graph like 20 times before
>only just realised the gods are in the LG, NG, CG, etc format
>>29564506
The fuck is LG, NG and CG?
>>29564521
Dungeons and dragons morality scale. Lawful good, chaotic good etc
>>29558592
optus is the best one and hes adragon so yea him
>>29564535
Fuck, you're right. But it's still interesting, I'd buy the shit out of some kind of multiplayer game with this lore and mechanics.
the jew god optus is the best you get money and shit and laugh a poor people what more could you ask for?
Cons:
>Ur-advance civilization and law, hunted by quet.
>Amlia-go out and actively heal people, hunted by quet
>Ersu-go out and fight tyranny. With no possessions, hunted by quet
>Optus-be a charismatic greedy rich douche with no fighting ability but hammerspace, hunted by quet
>lux-no sex(even though I won't get any I want it), have to steal combat ability and people's memories, hunted by quet
>the long man-no civilization, hunted by quet
>lokt-be a dictator prick with no love, get hunted by quet and ersu
>quet-commit murder
>xm-no particular fighting ability. Get hunted by quet
Yeah I choose to be marked. I want to relax, not advance some agenda with arbitrary restrictions placed on my life.
Here is a gift from /cyoag/, little froggies.
>>29559816
It means Saluto Nex Alea Ave Nex Alea, of course.
Glory to the Murder/k/ube.
>>29564716
Nice chart, this one has some Gods that are more balanced than their counterparts on the other one.
>>29564716
Vedara easily. Cause beauty wherever I go, ambrosia AND golems, with an agenda I can get behind even if it means being a pansy vegan with god food? Duh. I also pick demigod with super soldier and Einherjar. And character creator.
>>29564716
>vedara
So I can't kill humans, but I can make big fucking golems? Presumably these guys will kill stuff for me?
>>29565040
They're under your control, if they kill anything it's your fault and you'll anger Vedara-chan, thus losing your powers desu.
>>29558592
kek is the only true god
>>29558592
>le abrahamistic fetish that there is only one good god and the rest is scary spooky skeletons
Disgusting.
>>29565040
Make the colossi, only bigger. Have them protect you at all times. Also make a cute golem waifu. That easy.
>>29558592
Amlia
I'd basically become a paladin/battlemage protecting and healing whomever I'd choose to align with
>>29558794
Lux is my choice, no need for sexual urges and violence when i can know all and invent a mechanical body that can exist eternally to teach mankind the ways of lux and absolute progress and knowledge. usher in a golden age of mankind and go down in history as a legendary man of science.
>>29565236
You don't know all though. You have to learn all. And even if you outlast people and have a great intellect, you have to be alone.
>>29565236
i actually ment to quote OP in that one not cubeman
>>29559549
Amlia is for cucks
>>29565277
no problem for someone who already is autistic and does not value company. learning all takes time and demands sacrifices (stealing knowledge from world-elite-researchers) BUT with 3times faster thinking this would quickly turn into immense ammounts of knowledge. and in enlongating my life through machines my knowledge would flourish tenfold.
>>29558592
I would choose Lux and immediately work on a serum to stop aging
Then I'll become the immortal ruler of d worl
>>29565306
tfw no qt amlia gf
>>29565336
mah nigga! (except for that ruler part, lokt followers are gonna fuck your shit up on that one)
otherwise solid choice
>>29565323
>>29565336
You guys know that all disciples are immortal and immune to disease right?
>>29558592
Choose my God?!
HAH!!!
I CHOOSE TO BE GOD!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sr349qR9s8
>>29565373
So you are marked. Decent choice.
>>29558649
>Existing until THE END OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE
Uh, yeah, no thanks pham. As a disciple I can still be 'ageless' but still have the option to kril myslef when I get tired of existing
>>29565170
The first 3 gods are good, the second row is nuetral, and the third row is evil. What are you talking about?
>>29565399
Marked for Godhood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALbVEmzY5S4
>>29565419
Yesyes born of the blood made men by the blood undone by the blood kill the moon become god.
>>29565449
By the Gods.... fear it Laurence....
Amlia, seems like the only one I can accept 100%
>>29565371
didn't notice the immortal thing but that is nice. but i'd still build myself a superior metal body
>>29565523
the calming effect would be nice to stop quet and lokt fuckers from trying to kill you
I pick XM and spend the rest of my life annoying the Grotesque Lord of all things Ugly.
>All Gods BTFO
>All Humans BTFO
>All Disciples BTFO
>Just me shitposting & baiting the OP IRL
Ersu since I love to travel and don't usually like having a lot of possessions on me. Could totally bro it up with Ur Bros in the fight against evil and bro it up with Long Man Bros when travelling through nature.
>>29565676
Disciples are immune to most of the effects of other disciples. Quet's curse is the exception.
>>29565419
>Placing yourself in direct opposition to the divine by eschewing morality in favor of a hedonistic appeal to your own aggrandized ego
>Disregarding the welfare of others
>Using suffering as a tool of control
>Expecting to rule unopposed
Have you ever heard the legend of the Sphinx, who invaded the capital city of Athens and usurped control of the empire by humiliating its arrogant rulers in public and then devouring them alive
>>29565677
so ebin my sir!
>>29565750
Just call me Aldritch
>>29565676
You can also be a massive troll while also gaining favour
>Quetcucks trying to kill someone
>Grab the victim and warp him to your comfy dimension
>Do this everytime they're getting close to actually getting the kill
>Warp close to him just to taunt the cuck
>Warp back to comfyland when he's charging at you
>>29564716
Unironically would pick Brothers of Madness, I'm edgy.
>>29558592
Long man
Knowledge is important, but so is making sure civilization doesn't ruin everything.
>>29565749
superior tu organic humas is what i ment
One thing bothers me
These gods are supposed to represent alignments, but their placement isn't very accurate.
For instance, XM isn't chaotic evil, and Ersu isn't chaotic good
Lux seems to lean towards lawful neutral
etc
>>29565834
oh replied to the wrong post sorry
>>29564716
>no more dedicated pvp option
Thank you, /cyoag/
>>29565413
There are no such things as good or evil. Let's take the first row. One heals, one civilizes and one creates freedom.
If everyone is healed, nobody dies and there will be no more room for new people
Civilization is good. For us. In the short run. It destroys nature, and depletes resources though.
If everyone has freedom, order is gone and nothing productive can be done anymore. People's lifes will be uncertain and people who offer help might as well just stab you in the back.
That's not good
>>29565040
just take Demigod of vedara and get the best powers without not being able to kill people with them
>>29565785
And the ability to grow and control plants can also be used for more advanced trolling
Marked it is.
I would hunt Quet's disciples in exchange of favors from others disciples.
does anyone have The Long Man's picture as a wallpaper i really like it desu senpai
>>29558592
I like the old-school Abrahamic God, the one who would smite some motherfuckers for no reason and demand you sacrifice your firstborn son so he could yell "PSYKE!" at the last second and stop you.
That's a God I can get behind. One whom is petty, vindictive, and cruel, but not without compassion. The modern, new-age bullshit about how God loves all of us is unacceptable. I want to fear my God, yet love and worship him all the same.
>>29559549
Optus definitely.
>>29559816
Saturn worship, like all Abrahamic religions
>>29564716
Ossomar, because I'm greedy.
>>29564716
eternal champion, 20 million dollars, fortunate and power words from chosen one
pretty strong desu senpai
>>29565982
clever
(originalideluxe)
this entire thing would make a great story
>>29566872
It would make a great game
Just imagine how many different player-to-player interactions we could have.
>Ur and Lokt going on epic wars
>Quet and XM trying to fuck everyone's shit up
>Optus being rich merchants and controlling the economy
>Amlia healing Ur after the battles
>Lux trying to steal everyone's knowledge when they're busy
>Long man and Ersu chilling and travelling
The possibilities are unlimited
>>29566965
neat ALSO: lux decipels living in lab-monestarys in the mountains and silently thriving in progress
>>29558649
I'd choose marked also, but for the immortality.
>>29560134
Wrong
>Best
Marked
>Great
Ur, Amlia, XM
>Good
Ersu
>Ok, I guess
Longman
Optus
Lux (Powers are fucking amazing, but unlimited no-fap isn't)
>Edgelord
Lokt
Quet
>>29567188
everyone is immortal except for death by murder
>>29567117
Yes! And with their knowledge they would create a lot of neat stuff and Optus would try to buy it to resell and make profit.
And Lokt would gather together to build whole empires and try to take over the world while Ur would be some kind of rebel leader and form pacts with Ersu and Amlia to stop them.
This is fucking amazing.
>>29567197
how is XM with his eldritch terror powers not an edgy god?
>>29567217
depends if optus followers are corrupt traders or only aquire profit in humane ways (the lux guys would be neutral bros since knowledge itself is neutral)
>>29567220
Transportation is comfy as fuck, and Clairvoyance is pretty cool.
Also, you have no restrictions, and the agenda is unknown, so you don't have to kill anybody. That's pretty good
>>29566872
Which god would the main character serve? Or would he be marked?
>>29567239
Yep, this kind of relativity is good because it means every player would be unique even if they follow the same god.
I imagine Optus scavenging ancient dungeons and stuff to steal scrolls written on some dead language just to trade them with Lux for some practical and finished machines. Lux would probably be the only ones able to decipher this kind of knowledge.
>>29567307
I think Marked, or Ersu would make a great story.
With Marked you have a story of a human that turned against the gods, and with his immortality slowly rised to godhood thanks to the experience, and knowledge he gathered through all his life.
With Ersu you have a story of a lone wanderer that helps others on his journey, and slowly becomes the messiah of the opressed.
God fucking dammit, I want a book, or a series of books with this shit. It's such an interesting idea.
>>29567307
This story would be perfect for some kind of multiplayer game so the player can create his own character and play his own way.
>Ur and Lokt would go for strategy wars
>Quet and XM going for some blooshed on PvP
>Long Man making farms, treehouses and shit
>Amlia peacefulyl building comfy stuff on their pocket dimensions
>Lux creating some magic or mechanical stuff
>Ersu either travelling around or rescuing Lokt and Quet's slaves when they're fighting Ur
>Optus scavenging and refining stuff to sell and being the default merchants
An actual story with a non-customizable main character would just leave the reader/player/viewer fantasizing and creating OC's and fanfics because there are just too many ways that this kind of story could go.
Ersu is (no pun intended) god tier. Anyone who has an understanding of warfare will know that the ability to maneuvre anywhere without being able to be harmed or even seen makes any resistance on the other side futile. Lokt edgelords btfo.
Plus you get to be a good person and allow people to have muh freedumz and a good life. And of course the comfy travels.
>tfw actually did theological search in hope of finding a diety that would call to me.
Got some good feels from Helenism
>>29566965
>Long Man making alliances with Quet and Xm to fuck up Optus
>>29567461
>Tfw the gods on this chart are more appealing than the ones from actual religions
>>29567307
for more freedom the main character would be marked and i would gather a group of 1 decipel each around him/her during the game
>>29567526
FUCK.
Why are the current religions so fucking bland?
>>29567480
I actually think Quet wouldn't make a lot of alliances because of their Agenda and Taboo, XM on the other hand isn't bound to anything and can control some fucked up powers
>Optus giving money to XM to steal everyone's shit
>Some XM and players basically becoming mercenaries because they don't give a fuck
>People hiring XM as bodyguards
>Quet players making raids and shit because their only true objective is to kill
>>29567452
ersu would be fucking sweet for spying and assasinations of tyrants
Ersu or Lux
Probably Ersu, the spirit of hope
>>29567587
because the ancient civilisations (greek and romans) ended fucking ages ago and they had all the cool gods
>>29567587
Like, there's only good and bad.
Not like every side has something to say, and has their own points, which are rational, and logical. Nooo
We have the goodies and the baddies.
And now choose which one you want to follow.
And if you not follow the goodies it automatically makes you a baddie follower? What the fuck is this
>>29567599
>Lokt being the tyrants
>Optus pissed because the taxes are fucking their business
>Optus trying to hire anyone willing to kill Lokt
>Ersu agreeing only because they want to steal Lokt's knowledge
>>29565880
That's true, but you can see that the rows vertically are orderly, true, and chaotic. The bottom row is also filled with things evil to both humans and indigenous nature. Thought I could see the argument regarding such alignments being mislabeled, they were surely meant to be arranged in such an order.
>>29567596
I would say that XM would be a forgotten god.
If not one person knows IF there's an agenda, then he must be a legendary god, or just forgotten in time.
Doesn't mean he does not exist.
So it would be like every god knows about him, but nobody knows him personally, or ever seen him, but he still has the power and significance.
>>29567637
It only follow this order for easier interpretation and classification, they all can be good depending on the follower and the point of view. Even Quet, maybe they think the gods are actually creating chaos by giving so many powers to humans, just look at how many lives would be lost at Ur and Lokt's wars.
so the next question is: what would be tha games setting? fantasy-ish past, current times or future?
>>29567689
i persume XM hase vile intent since he hides his agenda
>>29567715
If a game, then fantasy.
If a book, then it must be through a course of thousands of years, so it changes from a fantasy-ish past, to a modern cyberpunk with magic, and then to a dystopian future, where the MC turns everything good, and people start anew, this time not bound by gods
>>29567715
That's a good question, I think something similat to Civilization series but with more different stages, Lux can create some steampunk or cyberpunk machinery, Lokt can create different kinds of fortresses, the Long Man creating small cozy villages... And Amlia can create literally anything on their dimensions.
Also, Lux players would probably be the ones responsible for advancing any civilization with technology created by their knowledge.
Every server would be different.
The players would create the world.
>>29558592
>Mfw XM follower.
>Mfw shove anyone who fucks with me into my whispering hole of abominations, leaving them lost and tormented forever.
>Sneak into gatherings of the rich and famous and unleash my horror.
>Learn cool shit from the whispering voices and dread vision.
>No taboo, no inhibitions.
>Go anywhere in the universe with my inexplicable holes in reality.
>Learn all kinds of juicy secrets from thin air.
Literally no reason not to.
>>29567710
>/
Yeah but is a human life anywhere near a chosen life? Us acolytes will live until the sun explodes or something like that given we are not hunted by the bottom faction. Besides lokt can't hurt the pure of heart intrinsically, surely that is different than those who go around killing like that. Without the bottom factions, I believe the disciples of the other gods could reach mutual understanding and peace.
>>29565841
>XM isn't chaotic evil
Wat
This is literally the comfiest and most interesing thread on /r9k/ in weeks.
>>29567789
Maybe Lokt can be the ones that think an authoritarium government/empire is better for everyone and Ur are just more "righteous" version of them, this disagreement would be responsible for most wars on this setting. But I agree that the top ones would reach some kind of peace without the others.
>>29567599
Not only that but being able to practically teleport everywhere on a battlefield makes it impossible for an army to fight you in an organized and cohesive manner. Couple that with infinite respawns as long as you are fighting an oppressor/malevolent authority and you are practically undefeatable.
>>29567828
How is XM CE? He's the most true neutral of all. No agenda, no taboos, just raw power and mysterious intent.
>>29565841
>XM not chaotic evil
>XM using eldritch horrors to kill shottons of folks, using dark dimensions of wickedness to tavel
nigga wut?
>>29567832
Th-thanks, anon.
Oregon.
>>29567980
shittons*
(originali1337)
>>29567307
>>29567376
>>29567443
>>29567579
Guys I have an idea
>Story mode as a marked one
>Multiplayer with custom character and you choose the god
>mfw kissless virgin neets could be usefull for man kind if they choose lux
>mfw r9k could be the mental elite of the planet
>>29568045
nice idea like in star citizens concept i like that
>>29568046
>Mfw "tfw no gf/bf" would be a religious a mantra
>>29567980
See >>29567911, we don't know shit about him and he's not agressive nor actively malicious. So TN.
>>29568064
Yes, on story-mode the player would learn a lot of shit about the lore and stuff and when they're done they could spend thousands of hours playing the multiplayer mode that would be a completely different experience from the story and would differ depending on your god and how you play.
Optus all the way. I always fantasised with that vault power actually. Would be perfect if you could actually keep humans there as sex slaves and construct a palace made entirely of gold in that vault.
>>29568231
Ersu would fuck you up if you could. Amlia followers can keep humans on their dimensions though, but not as slaves or Goddess-chan would come for your ass.
>>29558592
>not choosing ersu
>not being able to essentially teleport around, or become completely invisibile, travel through cracks, etc
>not becoming a powerful assassin fighting tyranny
>>29568354
no dicrator is safe when he is not locking himself in a hermetic room
>>29568087
>thou shalt not fap
>thou shalt not fuck
>>29558592
Optus would be my first choice but I would only decide after the other spirits have and if I see some Lokt motherfuckers in the making I will go Quet and gut you like fish
>>29568475
lokt and quet have 0 chill m8
i fucking love this thread
(originalo electric boogaloo)
>>29558592
Lux or Long Man
Probably Lux
>>29568475
Quet's gameplay would probably be stealth based. It would be neat as fuck to silently infiltrate Lokt's fortress while their troops are fighting Ur.
Isn't this what games built are around the DnD universe are supposed to be like? ""Epic"" scale game worlds with multiple stories being told at any one time and multiple factions to interact with? Are there any vidya games like this? If not, why haven't they been made yet?
>>29568763
i would actually set this in the current date and have very few decipels that try to hide their powers from the public. so:
ersu decipels would fight for freedom in the moddeleastern shitholes
long mans guys would sabotage industry
lux followers would secretly use their powers and get nobel prize after nobelprize
ur followers could be cops that sometimes burn a sick fuck out of existance when noone can witness it
>>29568763
>our universe sure is amazing anonsorry but l had to post it :^)
>>29565676
>>29565785
>try to be funny and taunt me or think you're smart and try calming me
>get touched
>your organs fire out of your asshole as the curse of quet flows through you
>i bathe in your heathen blood and bring half your shitty carcass into my new pocket dimension
>Authoritarian government
Lokt
>Righteous government
Ur
>Rich merchants happy with Lokt's government that promotes capitalism
Optus
>Scholars happy with Ur's government that promotes technological/magical advancement
Lux
>Guys that just want to live in nature without being bound to any government
Long Man
>Guys that just want to kill everyone without being bound by any government
>Quet
>Guys that can pretty much help whoever they want
Amlia
>Guys that can pretty much fuck up whoever they want
XM
>Guys that will try to act as moderators and fuck up anyone who's acting in a malevolent way
Ersu
>>29558592
>Pick Amlia
>Hire some carpenters
>Transport them to my sanctuary along with their tools
>Have them build a cabin using materials found in there
>Bring them back when they're done
>Now have a house in your own personal comfy dimension
>Use Fae ability to grow massive garden on command and never go hungry
>Chill with Ur, Ersu, and Long Man bros
Merchant incarnate, knowledge stealing autists, edge-lord murderers, and Cthulufags not invited
>>29568839
>You're trying to kill me so I can actually use my full powers
>I hold you with some vines and impale you with a shitton of bamboo
But seriously, it could go both ways depending on the player's speed of reaction. Would be neat to witness some battle like this.
>>29565785
The victim was a quet follower all along.
You are cursed
If quet acolyte must kil other god's disciples, then he would prepare a bait.
Still a shitty god to follow though
any answer but Xm or "just walk away" is a shitter's answer
>I choose Ur
you're an edgelord but it's too early in the decade to call you on it
Quet Lich
>>29568891
>No knowledge-stealing autists
>Implying I would invite some Lux-bros to build a Gamer PC
>Implying everyone wouldn't stop fighting to play vidya at my lan
>Implying Lux wouldn't develop another god-based game
>Implying this wouldn't be meta as fuck
>>29568312
But we can hire goons for protection and make alliances. Like funding Lokt or XM in exchange for keeping Ersu and Quet away. Maybe even buy slaves from Lokt.
Lux divine watchmaker cause he has a hoodie as big as space clouds
>>29569042
I think it would go like this
>Funding Lokt so they don't have much trouble with war expenses
>In exchange Lokt would favor your capitalist practices with propaganda and you would pay less taxes
>Hiring XM (because they aren't cound to anything and have some neat combat powers) to protect your ass from Quet.
>Everyone trying to protect their asses from Ersu because they can't be bought and will come for anyone who's "evil"
>>29569183
Bound*, not cound. Fucking mistypes.
>>29568891
>Cthulufags not invited
Why? We're cool.
>>29568993
>implying you wouldn't try to roofie me and steal my healing knowledge
>implying I'm letting you anywhere near my tomato plants
Nice try, watchmaker
>>29564716
Kyra and Ossomar, i will take reincarnation, detect divinity, proselyte and sacrifice
>>29569235
I'm an Amlia, I was just explaining how Lux are bros (at least a few of them, don't trust the one's you don't know)
>Implying healing is a knowledge instead of a power.
>Implying we can't grow a massively giant tomato in a matter of seconds.
No Quetfags though, fuck every single one of them since these ones can actually steal your healing and your plant powers
>>29568891
you realize I can just teleport the fuck in, right
>>29558592
XM allows you the most freedom. And allows you to avoid the negative aspects of going crazy. Only need to watch out of Quet scumbags.
>>29564716
Vedara and the God Twins with terraformer, synchronicity, and lifegiver.
>>29568812
Ur by far. I already don't take drugs and i like leadung. Plus, I'm obsessed with the civilization building games, Civ V, Minecraft, Victoria 2, Sim City.
Quet is "that guy" tier.
>lol suber powerful get powers from killing other magsimum edge
Who here /XM/ cultist?
We will reign Lovecraftian anarchy on this planet!
>>29569042
>>29569183
Read bottom, powers don't work on other disciples. So XM is pretty much worthless against other disciples unless they are already cursed by Quet. If this wasn't a rule then disciples of Ur could instantly melt Lokt followers with their fire angle, since only Lokts fortress is resistant to magic, their body is just a strong metal which sounds like it would be normally easily melted by Ur's fire angle.
>Not choosing Ersu
>Not being a bad ass wandering the desert slaying shit heads
>Not being a modern day Christian templar
>>29569606
I like XM because he's chill. No agenda, no rules to follow. I can just go wherever I want, win the lottery and fuck shit up with tentacles.
Amlia is the bestest
>>29569596
>PvP is always on for realism
>Everyone tries to be organized though, they take the always-on-pvp as a detail and don't fight everywhere because there's a lot of stuff to do that doesn't involve killing
>Quet is "that guy" who just tries to kill everyone in sight
>Quet is an average GTA Online player
Amlia. Morality compels me to pick Amlia.
>>29569623
True, I didn't see that detail. They would probably try to form alliances with Quet but it would be unstable as fuck because Quet literally just wants to kill everyone.
>>29568891
>thinks followers of lux would care about some treehugging neets knowledge
kek
>>29569235
no knowledge here you just heal by touch, you have no medical knowledge
>>29569787
this
as if they have any knowledge worth stealing desu
>not using your knowledge-stealing powers for good to prevent evil forces from being capable of building advanced technology
>>29569787
>>29569935
>Implying we don't know that y'all are secretly trying to steal our receipes.
Raviolli fuck-offolli bitches
>>29558592
Quet
Not even being edgy
>>29558985
>>29558857
>>29558631
>>29559755
>>29559858
>>29559842
>>29565306
Grow up.
>>29567832
>>29567442
>>29567715
>>29566965
>>29566872
These supernatural psych test pictures would always make good stories. Too bad it's impossible to find these things if you don't save them when they pop up,but then again they're easy to make. In traditional games they pop up. I always found these touching. People should use these on their friends and such to get to know them.
>>29558592
So because foresight is irresistible. Are you kidding? And no taboo? No agenda? Most goth option? Definitely this one for the foresight alone.
>>29570306
*XM typo fug
>>29569234
>invite XM over to chill
>suddenly the kraken appears on your front lawn
>>29569786
Quet is basically ISIS
>>29558592
Ersu is the only choice. He gives you immortality, invibility and the pleasure to travel with the wind to be the tresspasser and stalker you aways wanted but didn'tknow you did. And he only asks you to not be a cunt about it, and be a pretty cool guy to humanity in general.
>>29569303
Good call. Lux can come if they cut the roofie bullshit
>>29569331
Pls go
>>29570477
Ersu or Ur would def be my choices famalam
>>29570420
True dat
>>29570477
Every choice gives you immortality, all of them can still be kiled though. Ersu will only resurrect you as long as you're in favour so you have to actually go around helping people instead of using your powers to fuck around.
>>29570517
i would love to do research in a pocketsanctuary of a healer, i could do my lux dedicated research without violencefags showing up
>>29569331
>>29570517
I think Amlia's pocket dimensions are kind of protected though, just like Lokt's fortresses are protected by magic.
Lux my dudes
Knowledge is power and sex is gross
>>29570419
You could say something similar about all the other gods I guess.
XM is a good boy, he dindu nuffin.
>>29570586
by violencefags i mean XM, quet and lokt decipels
I'm sweating buckets here guys, knowing that some Quet nigger will come and kill me anytime, fucking niggers might as well have named him qeq.
Amlia because I'm a white knight idiot.
>>29570632
>Quet more like Kuek
>>29570670
Don't shove this SJW shit at us plant-bros, the only one that remotely resembles a white nigght is Ersu but even him is better than this shit.
>>29570761
UR is also the ultimate white knight i mean come on: "burn the villains with rightous fire" is not exactly evil m8
>>29558592
Amlia for sure. I like helping people and I love plants and stuff.
>>29570820
Yeah, this whole "protect the innocent" lawful shit can be pretty fedoray, but the "kill people and be powerful" evil shit is edgy as fuck. The only true answer is to chill and be neutral.
>>29570761
You guys dont know what sjw or white knight means. Sjw is acting self righteous and pretending to be moral, while you actually dont give a shit about any of it and just want social support and approval. White knighting is "saving" women, not because you care about them but because you think they will want to have sex with you for it.
Neither have anything to do with the subject matter here.
Ersu or Long man.
Probably Ersu
>>29569331
XM can only teleport anywhere in the world, not other dimensions
>>29570948
That's what I meant by
>remotely resembles
and
>even him is better than this shit
The other anon must be using his new herbal powers on the wrong way to be able to spew this kind of shit
>>29570907
well as a lux guy i would much rather se violencefags burn than have them right next to me. it's alot safer.
Longman literally god tier
>live in nature all the time
>be a general hippie but powerful
>take shape of animals
>turn into pug
>hang with qt.314 and suck on tiddies
whats not to love?
>>29569623
Then I wouldn't need to fund Lokt or XM for protection against Ersu, since Ersu can't also do shit to me.
Quet would need the funding to accomplish his goals, so Optus could provide in exchange for being left alone. He would of course turn against us once he is done with the other gods and disciples, but that won't happen since pretty much everyone is against him, so the war is infinite and we are safe forever.
>>29571007
>Amiliafag doesn't invite xmfag
>XM gets pissed and watches amiliafag's future
>The longer amiliafag stays in pocket dimension the more likely xmfag tentacle rapes when amiliafag exits
Enjoy your prison. Hope it's fun being irrelevant. Oh, and aren't you supposed to be helping people outside? Gotta come out sometime. Will you touch me to calm me down in time?
>>29565371
ageless =/= immortal.
You can still die, you just don't age, wm you can't die of old age
>>29565277
Lux doesn't demand that you're alone, just forbids sexual activity. Doesn't say anything about relationships in general.
>>29571183
>FUCKIN AMLIA DIDNT INVITE MEEE
>REEEEEEEEEEE
>>29571259
Ironically the last sound amiliafag hears. Kek
>>29571259
I don't see why you would consider XM to be as dangerous as Quet and Lokt.
If anything, the fact that XM has no taboo or goal means that you'd have to judge every adept on a case-by-case basis and see whether or not they're good guys or evil people.
Why would you choose anything but XM
>get to do whatever you want
>can basically avoid any harm coming your way due to clairvoyance and being able to travel anywhere
>eldritch tentacle ult
gg
>>29571337
It's the polar opposite of a healers personality. Horror attacks everyone and they heal everyone. Logically without an agenda no reason to hate on the fortune teller. But they're emotionally judgmental pussies by nature.
>not picking XM and imprisoning every not-XM-heathen in your shadow realm
You're truly stupid if you pick any other god.
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>optus
>>29571415
says the guy who would not accelerate his mind trifold to outsmart anyone who tries to fuck with them
I choose XM and travel arund the world, trying preventing disaster by causing smaller ones with tentacles in name of greater good; then slowly go mad seeing as the disasters only got worse and in fact became concrete by my intervention. As I loose my mind I perceive that in fact those acts indeed served a bigger picture. As I go deeper into the rabbit hole of visions of the future, I lose grasp on present or how it even started, only becoming and agent of not order or chaos, but somenthing...Else. It doesn't matter, the deeper I try to understand, the less I understand. yet, deep into the depts of what could be called a heart, an even stranger satisfaction.
>>29571470
be carefull not to hurt yourself on that edge son, you could cut yourself.
>>29571325
>bring Ur in with me
>have him summon an angel and exit together
Enjoy the fire, XM
>>29571514
he's not even being edgy you twelve year old memester
>>29565880
>If everyone is healed, nobody dies and there will be no more room for new people
So what? I don't see the problem.
Not like nonexistent people are suffering due to not existing. They're not.
>>29571555
>Can see that shit happen with foresight
>Hide in shadow realm after sicking tentacles on you
>>29571447
>Beating someone that knows they'll lose if they were to fight at the wrong moment
>>29571157
Hold on m8. No one said that a disciple using conventional methods cannot kill other disciples. Ersu disciples can still infiltrate whatever "safehouse" you have and kill you with firearms.
>>29564716
Exile myself, spend credits on Profane, fortunate, and comprehension. I don't care about money.
I'm true neutral, but I choose XM.
Only advantages, no drawbacks is pretty nice. Alternatively, the marked would've been interesting as well.
UR + XM disciples combo just rekts Quet faggots, just vision-detect those fucking liches and send army on them. It's not like they run, because their powers rely on touch and sense, wraiths are basically useless.
XM is overpowered overall, you can make yourself a millionaire by knowing future and just flee through portals nobody else can navigate. Also, no drawbacks, you don't even need to use tentacles.
>>29558592
Choose Ur, find a BMX-riding sidekick and do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFuMpYTyRjw
>>29558592
Marked
Ur + Amlia combos though
(pic related)
>>29569623
It said resistant not that they wouldn't work at all. And XM can teleport behind you. Stopu knockin' XM.
>>29571707
Then I can hire normal humans as my armed goons to deal with any threat.
Also, Ersu's infiltration consists in turning in to vapour, so they can infiltrate physical fortresses within their own dimension. Optus' vault, however, is "other-dimensional" (sic), so there's no way someone could infiltrate it.
Even if I had a fortress in this dimension, it would probably be very well hidden and sealed so they would have to find me first, and hope they can find a crack so they can infiltrate.
I would be like the shadow broker from Mass Effect.
