should i make a tinder profile put my real picture there but fake name and facebook and just wait till some girls messages me first ?
No.
This comment is Othello
>>29548826
kek. No. Tinder is pretty much just socialist Chad redistribution. It's not for people like us.
No. Robots have no business with dating apps, my man. If you're male, you need to look at least 8/10 to get any attention. And this will be from fatty single moms looking for a provider. Anything less than 8/10 will just be like pic related. Women will use you to boost their own ego as you humiliate yourself trying to please them.
>>29548927
>>29548917
>>29548877
but i mean i have nothing to lose
i wont write anything and maybe some writes first
>>29548826
>and just wait till some girls messages me first ?
if you don't mind waiting for several months and only being messaged by fat girls, sure.
things do come to those who wait, but only things left by those who hustle.
I tried Tinder and Happn
Got no match on either; even with my best profile pic (pro shot), a nicely worded profile including all the shit I do. No it has to be chad six-pack or nothing. I am too average.
Forget having interesting hobbies, an actual personality, its all about the pecs and the abs.
Also I suspect most profiles on Happn are fake.
>>29549120
i did an experiment once where i used the exact same picture a few months apart, but one had a long profile and the other was literally a 5 word 'joke' about anal sex, and that one got over 8x more matches.
those swipe-right apps are all about hooking up, and if you put effort into your profile on them you're seen as a desperate tryhard.
I made a shitbook profile to try it as well. Got two matches in about 2 days so whatever, only tried messaging one and all I said was "Hey" and "Whats up" which effectively got no response so I gave up.
When you get a match it makes you feel good and happy briefly then you realise you're just staring at pictures of cute girls who you will never get to know and will never meet, which just adds to the suffering and regret you and I already experience. I've got no idea what to say to these girls to make them interested in you or whatever, I guess most people use it for an ego boost and don't actually expect to do any talking. Truth be told I'm so lonely I wouldn't mind just having someone (preferably a cute girl) to talk to.
>>29549360
what was the joke, maybe I can reuse it?
If I put my cock on it will I get matches?
>>29549717
I got banned from Tinder for it
Tinder was created for 8/10+ guys to easily clean up on a bunch of female 5's and 6's.
>>29548826
>just wait till some girls messages me first ?
it will never happen and if it does you'll only get messaged by a fat chick.
>tfw they told you most girls on Tinder are insecure fat girls
>tfw 95% of the ones in this area are skinny Stacy's I have no chance with
All I want is a qt belly gf to replace the one who just abandoned me ;_;
>>29548826
met my current bf on it, i'm a solid 5/10 and got an /o/ chad. it's quite unfair and I admit it, but if you're willing to pay for dinner and act really confident it's quite easy to hook up
pic related
>>29550600
This is actually pretty cute -desu
Do you think I can get slits? I grew a beard
I've seen some success with it as long as you don't set your standards too high
>>29551050
You actually look good with the beard anon
No homo ofc
>>29550600
FUCK YOUUUUUUU YOU ROASTIE GET OUT
>>29548826
I found it funny how lots of guys think consider "magic tinder" the ultimate solution for everything
>>29548927
If dating apps dont work how are robots supposed to get gfs?
>>29551050
Sort out tthat weird moustache thing but yeah, looks good otherwise.
>>29551333
By socialising more eventually you will get used to it and you will hopefully be able to find a girlfriend because of it
>>29551359
okay where do I start with this?
>>29548826
If you're not attractive, then it will take weeks to get a match, and any matches you get will just be girls looking to "talk to new people". The one girl I talked to was basic as hell, to the point where I felt like not even the possibility of sex was worth trying to converse with her.
If you just want sex, get a hooker. If you want a relationship, then you'd better be prepared to sit through days of agonizingly boring conversation without any certain payoff. If I were you, I'd just save myself the trouble.
>>29551397
By making friends
>>29551434
And how to do this?
>>29551471
By talking to people about common interests and by hanging out with them if they like you enough
>>29551434
And what if I don't want to socialize or have friends? I just want a gf. Can I just have her friends?
>>29551535
Then how will you get a girlfriend without being friend with her first
>>29551535
Just trust me mate, humans are social creatures that is one of the main reasons we are so successful, as long as you dont think about the bad consequences of messing up a conversation than you should hopefully be fine
>>29551534
>>29551573
>>29551681
Alright where do I find people to talk to
>>29551711
Have you tried social media
>>29551753
Like what twitter?
>>29548927
This is true.
My comment is not original apparently,
>>29551838
Twitter,Facebook etc
>>29551940
I could try facebook I guess. Just messaging random people?
>tfw fucking chubbies off of tinder
Well its better than nothing I guess
>>29551711
Get hobbies that require you to leave the house.
Regular unplanned meetings with people are how friendships generally form.
But don't take up a hobby in order to meet people, and don't meet people hoping that they'll lead to a gf. People can detect when you're doing something for some kind of hidden ulterior motive.
If you get a hobby just to have access to people, they'll be able to tell that you're not into the thing you're doing, and they won't be able to connect with you.
If you try to use people to get access to girls they'll also know you're not a genuine person. It is worthwhile getting friends since they're probably going to be more valuable in the long run than a gf.
You have to learn how to be happy and lead a fulfilling life without a gf, and then you'll probably get a gf.
Try reading this book, it might help: http://bookzz.org/book/1254880/1d3345
>>29551991
Well not necessarily like obviously familiarise yourself with it, hell if you have it already message friends you havent talked to in a long time. If they dont respond then it aint your fault its thiers. Hopefully it should make you more confident so you can have conversations in person
>>29552032
I have a chubby fetish, how do you get these chubbies, do you actually take them on dates or do you just ask to bang
>>29552032
Don't get too caught up with it. I lost my virginity to one and fucked a couple since, all in the last year from tinder. Felt good to get it over with but still feel very empty and unsatisfied knowing I'm just trying to make up for what I really want and the stuff I missed out on in high school
>>29552032
Is this actual "chubby", or "online dating chubby"?
Do they actually have curves, or just an equator?
>>29552265
Usually try to go somewhere like a movie, or if its real late just have them come over to "chill", which usually always means they are looking to bang, you just can't be too autistic and fuck it up.
Although even sometimes the girls have such low self esteem that any attention you give them is going to involve them wanting to bang you in order to feel validated. It's super easy with the porkers, you just have to flirt a little bit and get close to them on the couch, start making out, then move that shit to the bedroom and just end up taking off their pants and banging without really even asking. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
>>29552307
Definitely not caught up with it, just recently hit a pretty bad dry spell so decided to give it a go. Just make sure the lights are off lol. I've had better pussy before too, so it kinda takes a little getting used to. As long as they aren't complete hamplanets, and have a decent face and suck dick then there's really not a lot to complain about. Not gonna settle for a chubby chick though.
>>29552317
Lol I guess you could say all of the above, some fatter chicks have weird bodies where the fat just gathers at the stomach and thighs so they don't really even look too fat with clothes on.
>>29552328
I just dont want to go out on a date, rather just get them at my place and bang them in my room
>>29551050
Woah you look alpha as fuck
I wanna suck your cock.
>>29552412
Then just make up some bullshit like you're gonna make them food, or your car is in the shop, just anything you can think of to make them just want to come over.
Usually as long as you are adamant enough you can convince them just to come over, but then girls think they're being used for sex, which they already are anyway, but it just becomes more obvious when you don't even attempt to try to go out on a date or do anything at all. If you do have to go somewhere, I recommend a movie because then you don't really have to talk to them, just zone out and watch the movie with them sitting next to you, then right after it just go home and bang, pretty simple
Not OP but I have a tinder-related question
I want a good, short, funny bio. Would this work or nah:
>Beauty is why god invented eyeballs
>And your booty is why god invented my balls
>>29548826
I've been using Tinder for a couple weeks now.
I've gotten 17 matches, chatted with some of them.
Some were definitely out of my league, but knowing they swiped right totally boosts my confidence.
I usually write them, but the only two girls who messaged me first were also the only ones who gave me their numbers.
One of them sent me lewd pics but the following day stopped answering me.
The other is a tumblerina qt who acts weird. Like, when I write her she always seems distant, but today she liked some pics of mine on Instagram.
I have crippling social anxiety and I'm shy as fuck though, so I guess I'll never get to meet a girl irl.
>>29552573
Nice. Go for it anon.
>>29548826
>wait 'til some girls message me first
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>>29552423
Thank you so much for the encouragement guys. I wish all of you the best.
