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>7th grade PE
>beginning of the year
>running the mile for the first time
>somehow get 50m ahead of everyone else
>shit im pretty good at this
>suddenly hear laughing from behind
>turn around to 10 kids running like ducks imitating me because I never went outside and didn't know how to move my arms properly
>slow down to the end of the pack
>never try in the mile again
When ever we would play football (American football) in PE I never knew what the fuck was going on.
I still don't understand first downs, second downs or if there is a third one and how that all works. The PE couch would just yell FIRST DOWN and I guess that was good and then if you got too many downs the other people got the ball ... Fuck that shit is confusing.
>>29532935
Oh man so people on this board are actually legitimately retarded. That's sad mane
>>29532973
pls no bullyy
>>29532973
>not knowing the rules of some shitty sport makes you retarded
How can you be expected to know the rules of a game that you've never watched or played and which has never been explained to you?
>>29532935
a down is an attempt to get the ball to the goal. you only get a certain number of attempts, after which you have to give the ball to the other team
this might be slightly inaccurate because it's been ages since i played football but it gives you a general idea
>>29532973
>le macho man sport if you don't play le football ur not le real man xD
kill yourself.
>>29532973
Understanding Hick Pig Egg Toss isn't exactly something someone should be proud of. Now cricket; that's a game people should be ashamed to find confusing.
>>29533012
play it with your friends :^)
>>29532995
kill yourself
>>29533012
He played it genius.
>>29533012
Because normies automatically assume that everyone understands to rules of their shitty sports.
>>29532995
You seem like you deserve it desu senpai
>>29532973
huh i like ta wawtch da bawl go arowyand and arowyand
>>29533073
If someone doesn't have the critical thinking skills to figure out a game made by fucking Americans, how do you expect me to feel comfortable with them doing literally anything of importance in society?
>>29533012
Well, football is pretty simple and my gf who hates sports was able to understand, with no explanation, how downs work after watching it on TV once, so I guess the expectation is that you watch/play once and extrapolate information from that experience. Also known as not being retarded.
But hey 4 downs meaning you have 4 plays to attempt to cross into the next area is very complex.
>>29532973
This one struck a nerve to the nerd robots on the board
>tfw your school thread turns into a football thread
>>29532869
> 6th grade
> returning home from field trip to uni 20 min away
> HEAVY los angeles traffic turns 20 mins to 3 hours
> have to shit badly can't hold it in and the bus can't stop since we're in the freeway
> 30 min later can't hold it in anymore have to shit
> mom hands me a bag and uses her sweater to block view
> pull my pants down, open bag
> letherrip.jpeg
> the most watery, stinkiest, shit I ever shit shoots out of my ass and into the bag
> bag wasn't lined up to ass so shit lands on bag handle and closes the bag
> shit all over seat and on floor
> finish, put pants on and mom's sweater over my lap
> not a minute later kids complaining about smell all the way to school
After that nobody wanted to sit next to me during field trips and nobody talked to me for weeks.
>>29533256
Why was your mom even there?
not school, but summer camp is close enough
>about 9? cant remember
>go to summer camp
>didnt have many friends
>still too young to realize this was a problem
>just enjoyed my time there
>alone
>hear about talent show theyre having
>decide why not and enter
>have to pick a talent to perform
>what the shit, why?
>put down magician for some reason
>spend a day trying to learn how to do a trick
>basically id swallow a string and i could keep part of it in my mouth
>this allowed me to talk fine and all, but if i wanted to do some magic i could pull it out i guess
>now that i think about it i may have been younger than 9, this is all pretty stupid
>anyway i show a camp counselor this before the show
>i pull my string, gag, and present this soaked, really small bit of twine
>"yeahhh-no anon, you cant do that as a trick"
>fuck, oh well, ill just wing it
>talent show arrives
>its my turn to go up
>i honestly dont remember much, probably because i blocked it all, but i dont think i was very nervous
>i just went up, said i was a magician, and did no fucking tricks
>people lose interest quickly
>plan B, i get an audience member to help
>ask some random ass girl to come up and help me with a trick
>she comes up and i really dont remember what i said
>i do remember that i bashed her over the head with the microphone as a joke
>kinda like "i dont need you anymore" *bash*
>she winces in pain and im yelled at by a camp counselor
>they couldnt have a kid beating others so i was disqualified i guess
>the only part after that which i remember was complaining to one of the other counselors who liked me that i couldnt do my string trick
>>29533285
It was a trip to a university so you could take a parent with you to the field trip. A few other students went with their parents.
"WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET ANON?"
Every day.
>9 years ago, 9th grade
>I have semi-befriended a 9/10 pale, skinny, cute girl who somehow has very few friends
>we are on the same bus route and hang out before school starts
>homecoming dance is coming up
>one morning girl tells me "if we can't find dates to the dance we should just go together, it would be fun"
>I agree, enthralled at the prospect
>the day before the dance, she doesn't have a date and we make plans to go the next night
>this is my first (and only) real date
>she shows up to my house, and my mom and her dad both force us to take pictures together all dressed up
>we get to the dance, and she runs off immediately
>I find my two friends and figure I'll go find her in a bit
>an hour later she shows up and tells me to hold her shoes (they hurt her feet) and her purse (she's tired of carrying it)
>of course I oblige as she disappears into the crowd again
>I try my best to have a good time, but I'm pretty down at the fact that my date doesn't want to spend any time with me
>as the dance is winding down, she finds me again with my friends and gets her stuff back
>she says, "the only reason I came with you is so you could hold my stuff. Bye."
>I die an enormous amount inside
>my older brother drives me home with his date all over him
>get home
>cry
>>29533256
Are you a mexishit?
>>29533425
I think i've seen you post this before. That fuckin sucks
>>29532935
Iktfb
>Tfw gym teacher had to take me aside to try to teach me how to play after I was fucking everything up in confusion
>Tfw he gave up
>Tfw even my uncle tried and failed to teach me
>Tfw i still don't understand the rules to this day
I catch on to other sports really easily but I just don't get American football
>>29533443
Yeah, were you there?
>>29533484
I used to post it every now and then when it was applicable, though it's been a long time since I've posted it. Must have been before the robot script came back
>>29533425
This sounds familiar...
>>29533553
Oh, that explains it.
Sorry anon. That shit must've hurt real fucking bad. To be used by someone like that, someone who you considered a friend...women are truly heartless non-human creatures, even at such an early age.
>>29532869
I have so many of them
>10 grade english teacher
>She was really laid back, almost more like a friend of the students instead of a teacher.
>One of my fav teachers because she was so laid back, and made references to smoking weed and drinking in class.
>11 grade after some situations between me and her, mostly due to her unprofessionalism, we started to hate each other.
>One class, me and her got into an argument, really heated in the middle of class.
>She starts making fun of me because I got a zero on one of my tests (In my defence, my grandfather had died the day before and I was still pretty tore up about it, and wasn't all there) to my face in class.
>The next one the same happens again, and in the midst of the arguing she says "Well, that's why dante's going to fuck you up", No lie, she said that.
>Fast forward into the next week, the rumors had spread around the school, that apparently, Dante, the wrestler and football player was going to fight me.
>One lunch period We saw each other, I walked up to him (The whole cafeteria had fallen into silence), and asked why he wanted to fight me.
>He had this confused look on his face and said "I heard you wanted to fight me?"
>Ok, so now my heart is fucking racing, I say "No, man, I have no idea why you're hearing that"
>He said "I don't want to fight you"
>and I walked off
>everyone there looked like they were disappointed there was no fight.
>>29532935
im the same but with baseball
I've posted this before so of course this comment is not original
>8th grade
>PE, playing cabbage ball in the gym
>basically baseball with a large, soft ball
>Im standing in the outfield
>zoneing out, not giving a fuck because le edgy "sports r shit" maymay
>dude hits ball
>think nothing of it, assume that someone will catch it for me (visually impaired as well, used to and still sometimes instinctively cower away from things being thrown toeards me)
>ball flys into my dick
>fall to the ground in pain while everyone in the gym laughs at me, including the teachers
>one teacher comes over to look at me, I go to the bathroom to assess the damage
>>29533747
Wow, what a bitch. There's a difference between a laid back cool teacher and some immature whore stuck with the mind of a highschooler who shouldn't have her job. She sounds like the type of teacher to get arrested for engaging in an orgy with the football team
>>29532869
>They were mad because OP was winning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNU3aIJs88g
Aint life a bitch!
>>29533425
This is why you don't do nice things for girls unless she's already doing stuff with you. Girls are pretty heartless until they reach their 20's.
>>29534071
>low and behold
>>29534071
Chad....
Chad never loses.
He always gets what he wants.
He can do whatever the fuck he wants with no consequences.
And we can't even fight back because nobody believes us since we're "le friendless loser lol who even is he xDDDDD"
This is why people become school shooters.not that I support or advocate those type of people, fbi.
>>29534233
Anon, why did you delete your post?
It was very thought provoking.
>>29534139
>>29534261
>in highschool
>was always socially awkward.
>Teachers notice i'm always alone, playing my gameboy advance.
>Teacher pulls me to the side
>"Hey anon, you should try to hangout with some of the other kids"
>Soon i am being dragged to a click of kids.
>get tossed in
>Ohmyfuck.jpeg
>Its chads, chads everywhere.
>The kind of kids that are closet-gay sporty types, are in school clubs, and gets away with EVERYTHING.
>"Hey Mrs. Nickle, who's this"
>I remain silent
>please don't please dont
>"Hey chad! This is Anon"
>Oh my fuck no.
>Teacher leaves
>standing in the middle with these fags.
>They start snickering, i hear one saying how gay I look with my pokemon shirt.
>"Oh, Anon,what do you do?"
>I start to mumble a bit
>"What?"
>I speak up louder. "I-I don't know..."
>I can feel the spaghetti, its so fucking moist
>They laugh.
>"Come on, you must play soccer or hockey"
>Before I can respond, I had my Gameboy still in hand. "Wow! Whats that Anon?"
>The tallest chad swipes my gameboy from me.
>"Wow, dude! pokemon! i played that shit when I was 3!"
>All the kids laugh.
>I want to go I want to leave.
>"C-Can I please have it back?"
>The leader of the chads was about 5 feet away
>"Sure Anon, think fast!"
>fucking whips the thing at me like a frisbee
>Got hit really hard with it, and hits the floor.
>gameboy screen is all cracked, but it still functions.
>I picked it up, and took off.
>Tried telling teacher about the incident later (This kid as a star student )
>told her not to bring him in the same room, going to see her in the office after school, she seemed very surprised about my allegations.
>Sat and waited in the office
>Low, and behold i hear laughter
>I know the voice.
>Its leader chad and the teacher, and some "Witnesses".
>They walk into the room
"....and i'm sure its all a misunderstanding"
>told story as I told him to throw it so I can catch it, and i was upset that i broke it.
>just sit silent.
>give in, forcing to apologize.
>get beaten up in gym class by Chad while the teacher's out
>next morning we're called into the principal's office over it
>he brings his friend with him as a "witness"
>his friend who was absent that day
>try to say that his friend wasn't even there
>"Anon, be quiet and let him talk."
>they take his side
>get detention for getting beaten up
>again
>poor
>short
>skinny
>White skin
>in an Elementary school located in East Los Angeles
>getting my lunch tray, a group of brown kids smack the tray out of my hand and my food falls down to the floor
>get beat up by them
>nobody does a thing about it
>this would happen everyday at school
>eventually just figured to be the first out, grab my food and find a nice hiding spot to eat my food in peace
>they'd eventually find me
>i'd eventually find a new place
>rinse and repeat
Straight A student, no friends and just kind of kept my head up. The bullying stopped in HS instantly.
>>29534290
Reading it a second time just made me feel more depressed.
I fucking hate how even though us betas are the clear victims, the normies will always side with the other normies and force US to apologize, as if it was US who did something wrong, as if even attempting to make Chad somewhat accountable for his actions is the greatest crime imaginable. Fuck this twisted, messed up, fucked up world.
You said you had more stories, right? I'd like to hear them, anon, as long as you're comfortable sharing them. Let it all out.
>10th grade
>best friend since we were kids asks me out
>a week into us dating, my (divorced) mother has sex with him
>>29534316
What school, ford?
>>29533498
>>29532935
I also didn't (and still don't) know the rules to American football. But I realized pretty quickly that to be a good accessory player in a flag or touch football game, you just have to position yourself between the guy who has the ball and the other team. If you're expected at some point to actually carry the ball yourself, you're probably fucked but at least you can run interference up till that point.
But yeah, I didn't even understand that you can kick a field goal without scoring a touchdown first for three points until like sophomore year of college. Somehow people just expect you to know this stuff. I guess most guys have sports dads or something.
>>29534379
Christopher Dena Elementary, google it.
>>29534384
I hate how normies just expect everyone to know all the rules to every sport imaginable.
I've never even played a sport or watched a sports game in my entire life.
>>29534351
im not the writer of the story sorry senpai :(
>>29534361
hwat de fug
care to elaborate? how the hell did this happen?
>6th grade
>before i got on the bus that morning i was running around with my neighbors doggie just playing and throwing balls and stuff
>get on bus
>eww what's that smell? this bus stinks
>get to school
>keep smelling shit everywhere i go
>every keeps saying they smell shit too
>oh fuck wait a minute
>go in bathroom and look at shoes
>dog shit smeared all over one
>spend like 15 minutes in the bathroom trying to clean dog shit off my shoe
>sort of get it all off
>still smell a faint smell of shit throughout the day
well the good thing is no one figured out i was the one who smelled like shit.... so....yay?
>>29532869
>9 years old
>running in school cross country
>doing pretty well for a fat kid, middle of the pack
>route takes a detour down a public road
>old man driving past leans out his window and yells "get a move on, fatty"
>all confidence and happiness instantly gone
>walk the rest of the way back, come last
I stopped being fat over a decade ago and it still stings.
>>29534423
Shit right in the projects. Those guys are assholes. They were the bullies in Roosevelt but where pussies with the other gang members which surprisingly where more relaxed.
>>29532935
Exactly this feel, anon. I actually ran the ball backwards in American football multiple times seventh and eighth grade. The normies laughed as I got all the way across and thought I had accomplished something.
God I'm pathetic. What even is a down, anyway?
>>29534444
I wasn't at home and she fucked him. You know those middle-aged women who are obviously looking for male attention and will do pretty much anything to feel young and pretty again? Like they go around in low-cut shirts and tight pants even though they're like 40? That was my mom when I was in high school. She wanted dick, he was a hormonal teenager, and they fucked.
>>29533035
>friends
Get off my board, normie scum. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29534494
Yup, giant fucking shithole. Gangs and crme everywhere, I'm surprised I made it out of that hell hole alive. Kept my head down and my nose clean, no drugs, no gangs. I have so many stories of growing up in East LA.
>>29534440
>The guy who wrote the story got banned
>Probably for something he, again, had no control over.
I am so tired of this world.
Nowhere are we safe. Nowhere are we accepted, not even here.
It may be time for anhero...
>>29532995
EAT IT YOU DUMB FROG
DIE DIE DIE
i joined the track team in middle school when i leaerned that you can run away from the school and just go to home
they cant stop you
heres another meme lissen to this kid:
>be me
>hide in the bathroom duyring school
>nurse office sometimes too
>really great to hide from class
>perch on toilet and play game boy
sound OFF ofc
>boys come in to use toilet
>peek over the wall into their stall
>he doesnt see me hhahaha cool
>keep peeking on boys in the toielt
>think its funny they dont see me
>one day he look up and see me
>hide fast byt it doesnt worked
>climb under and away to escape
>didnt even unlock my stall
>mfw he telled the hole school
>>29534519
Dang, that must have poisoned your relationship with your mom for life. Hope it was worth it for her
>>29534553
East LA isn't that bad except for the few gang hotspots. The 8th st projects is the biggest one I think because of the two gangs there.
I'll add mine
>5th grade track meet
>only signed up because friends were, hated it
>completely half-ass it, end up second to last
>last is this insane kid, once jumped out of a second story window, left school and ran to some train tracks
>kid's wrangler is a 7.5
>trip and skin knee in bush
>wrangler comes over, gives band-aid
>"you ok anon?"
>oblivious.jpeg
>insane kid riding other kid
>she leaves, trip again
>mfw I was stuck in a bush for five minutes
>mfw none of my friends or parents even showed up
>>29534590
Fucking queer you deserve and ass whooping for that.
>>29534663
i was just looking i wasnt doing any thing wrong
>Be in music class in highschool, must have been 15
>Composing music, got headphones on
>Asspie virtuoso guitarrist that ends up becoming one of my best friends (And is now drug addicted shell of a human) Bashes me over the head with an acoustic guitar
>Jump up and instinctively yell "WHAT THE FUCK YOU CUNT?!"
>Teacher yells at me, despite this guy literally smashing a guitar over my head
>She rings his mother and tells her I was a bad influence on him since the beggining of the year
>His mother laughs and says we all know that if anything, it's the other way around
I have so many fucking stories of that bitch teacher, high shcool and that dude in particular.
>Had asperger's syndrome, no friends
>But really enjoyed running and being outside
>Decently athletic body compared to other nerds
>6th grade
>I get a crush on a stacy
>I ask her out and it's autistic as fuck, I think I tried making a Pokemon joke
>She and her friends beat the shit out of me (they were 8th graders)
>Go to infirmary
>Never attend gym class again because scared
>Gain a ton of weight
I fucking hate my life
>>29534608
Poisoned is a delicate way to put it. I didn't speak to her until after I'd moved out, because of it. Things still aren't right between us. Ruined everything with him too, obviously.
>>29534886
Are you a girl? Post proof because I don't believe you and this story.
So many stories on r9k in which someone gets beaten up with zero repercussions for the bully
American schools are messed up. I went to a shitty state school for poors and they still managed to punish kids for starting fights. Any of these stories would be a minimum of a week's suspension and probable expulsion on second offense
>>29534906
Don't derail this into a woman hate thread pls I'm enjoying the depressing stories
>ALWAYS retards in my class
>Took me too long to finally figure out why.
>>29534906
>I don't believe you and this story.
I don't really give a fuck.
>>29534886
I think if this happened to me, I would literally kill myself.
Also, here's another story
>Be in high school
>Drama class
>There is a wooden coffin type thing In a storage room in the class that I decide to get into because I find it comfortable
>Kids sit on it so I can't leave
>Feel insane levels of anxiety, gain a phobia of boxes for the rest of my life
And
>Science class
>Chad kid that to this day is fucking swole as hell
>Prison style, grabs me by my long curly hair, bends me over a desk and starts humping the fuck out of me, violently as hell
>I can feel his dick on my ass
>I feel submissive and sad and broken inside
>He does the same thing to some slut and says "hah, I got a semi now" and she feels his cock and goes "LOL you actually do"
>middle school
>parents work early enough to where I'm left alone before school every day
>I either:
>a.) wake up too late and have to rush out the door or
>b.) wake up on time, but waste a ton of time masturbating in the shower
>either way, I often would shower and then just leave without brushing my teeth or handling any household responsibilities (such as putting trash bins on curb)
>one day in 0 period "advisory" class
>sitting at a table with 4 other nerds as usual, engaging in casual conversation
>one of them says "somebody's breath smells like diaper poo."
>say "Not me" and then mysteriously stop speaking for the rest of the class
>carry a pack of Orbit for the rest of my school career
>for the rest of my school career, become the kid who always had gum
>everyone always new to ask me for gum and being the beta nice kid I was back then, always had some to give away
>of course, this being public school, gum-chewing was not allowed
>was so well-known for being the Orbit Wintermint kid that even the teachers eventually found out that I was the class gum-dopeman
>teachers busting kids for chewing gum in class
>as a result, I'd always be in trouble by proxy
>even if I didn't give that particular person any gum
>>29535028
this sounds originally familiar
>>29535076
Well, I didn't really start buying gum to become popular, I did it to not have disgusting breath, which was the norm for me since I often left for school without brushing my teeth. I can't even say becoming popular even happened, I was just being used by normies for my goods and didn't really realize it until maybe 10th grade. I was also the "smart" kid who let the retards around me copy some answers on tests/homework sometimes.
>6th grade co-ed gym class
>see the class Stacy sitting on a bench while the rest of the class runs and jogs around
>my male friend who is chubby asks if he can sit out of running and the teacher says no
>I butt in and ask why my friend had to run when Stacy doesn't have to
>teacher runs up in to my face, yells at me, and tells me to go to the principals office
>I start freaking the fuck out, first time I've ever been in trouble
>sit in the office with the principal and assistant principle for 30 minutes in silence
>they send me to my classroom to start packing to go home, I'm a little relieved
>go home
>mom tells me the gym teacher called her and said I was very rude to him and that he threw me out of class
>tell her what happened
>she says the Stacy was on her period and that I was offending her and making her feel bad by arguing with the teacher about why she isn't running
That's when I started to hate women, especially Stacys.
Bonus:
>6th grade
>feel like I'm gonna puke, ask teacher if I can go to the nurse
>my mind is on getting help so all I'm thinking about is getting to the nurse
>puke 1/4 of the way there in the hallway
>I walk and puke at the same time
>there's a trail of puke all along the hallway for dozens of feet
>go to nurse, drink some water and feel better after like 2 mins since I puked up the problem
>walk back to class as the janitor sees the mess and is starting to clean up
>sees me and tells me not to walk near the puke and that some stupid kid puked all down the hall instead of in the bathroom or all in one spot, said the kid was dumb as hell and probably fat
>laugh it off
Fucking normies and wagecucks
>>29535232
You're first story is about being a little rat-dick. Even of she did weasel her way out of running, why the fuck were you trying to ruin that for her? If I got out of running in PE I wouldn't want some fat kid and his friend try and fuck me out of it.
Second story you deserved all the flack that janitor indirectly threw at you. The fuck kind of move is that? Walking and puking at the same time.
Jesus. You sound like you acted like a 7 year old in 6th grade.
I bet you think you're smart too.
>>29534958
>a Chad bent a woman over and humped her in class and then bent another woman over and humped her and they both loved it
Not surprising.
>7th grade
>girl in my class was annoying me with some shit
>what ever it was it was enough for me to remove her chair in the cafeteria when she is about to sit down
>everyone in the cafeteria laughs, but then the girl starts crying
>im obviously at fault, her sister pops out of nowhere, she's in 9th grade and is currently a feminist IRL, with ugly dyke haircut
>before I can apologize to the girl she slaps me full force in the face
>fight to hold back tears while she roasts my ass
lot of funny shit happen in highschool, but my middle school was a fking anime on private school
>>29535326
She said she felt sad and broken inside. How does that mean she liked it?
>>29535317
I wasn't arguing that the girl should run, I was arguing that the guy shouldn't have to run of he doesn't want to. I pointed out that the Stacy chose not to run and she was allowed to sit out, I didn't know she was on her period or whatever.
But yeah, I was a dick in the second story. It's a bad school memory. I was thinking about getting help and not thinking about where and if I was going to puke. Point was I was insulted to my face by the janitor.
>>29535361
>sad and broken
>does nothing
>starts to feel good and like it
Chad stopped before the third part. You just lay there and let a guy hump you without screaming or telling on him after? Fuck off. She wanted more. You're in the middle of class surrounded by other students and adults.
>>29535427
I read that post as the OP being a dude
>>29535500
A dude with long hair, yeah. What I understood is that the Chad did it to prove to the girl that he wouldn't get a boner if he humped a guy and get one when he humped her.
>>29535500
That just makes it gay, doesn't change what you do.
>>29535529
Are you gay now?
>>29532935
I played football once when I was a kid. I thought it was cool at first but it got stupid really fast so I stopped playing. I remember getting tackled, so I did the sensible thing and tried to get back up, and when that didn't work I threw the ball to my teammate from the ground. Apparently you can't do that, which is retarded.
>>29534460
Literally everyone knew it was you.
>>29532869
>Roastie told I'll be a virgin forever unless I'm into midgets
>She was almost right. Even womanlets find me repulsive
If you're under 6', why even live? Fuck you roasties we can't all be Chad.
>>29535747
Forgot pic related.
Oregano Oregano Fuck Off Roboto
>>29535747
>If you're under 6', why even live?
Historically, to work and die for Chad. Less than 50% of males reproduce.
>>29532869
I've got one worse.
>PE class
>we start off class by going outside and running three laps
>I'm always the first one on the track because I don't walk painfully slow like everyone else
>run one lap
>run two laps
>everyone else quits running
>run three laps
>I'm the last person to finish, despite being the first person on the track and no one passing me
>this goes on over and over
>I realize everyone else is just running two laps, while I'm running three
>get so fed up I decide to just run two laps one day and finish first
>teacher comes up to me "uh uh uh! run another lap, Anon!"
>so I run another lap, while all the normies just do two laps
I should have ratted out the entire class. Leave it to a PE teacher to not be able to count to fucking three.
>>29535317
>You're first story is about being a little rat-dick. Even of she did weasel her way out of running, why the fuck were you trying to ruin that for her?
Because Stacy always gets her way. It's fun to ruin things for her.
>>29535846
This is fairly common.
The normies never ran all the laps or ever did what they were supposed to do in PE class. They always half assed it and always got away with it. But somehow, fucking magically, whenever we try it, we are always caught, like the normies or PE teacher Chads somehow knew when robots didn't do all the work, and at the same time never cared if the normies half assed it.
PE should be abolished.
>>29535232
>felt sick going into school
>parents dropped me off that day
>vomit right in front of the doors to the school, all over the concrete
>go in and tell them I vomited
>she gets really shitty with me and goes "really?"
>lol get fucked bitch
>go home and play videogames
also
>3rd grade
>20 minutes til school is over
>ask teacher if I can to the bathroom, tell her I don't feel good like I might throw up
>"No anon, sometimes we don't feel good but we have to learn to deal with it like adults :^)"
>throw up all over 2 or 3 desks
>she gets mad
>>29535846
>>29535925
>middle school
>am fat
>still do what I'm supposed to do in gym class, try at least
>supposed to run 1 lap before you can walk 1 lap
>gym teacher would leave and enter at random times
>every time I started walking and she would come back she would bitch at me about not running
>she's an ugly 40 year old turbodyke everyone hates and makes fun of at least
>>29536129
dude, I used to throw up every single morning before school. Fuckin horrible. Only in high school this nightmare ended (and others - far worse - started)
>>29532973
>knowing the rules to a popular sport
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NOTMIE
>>29532973
>t. chad
I WANT NORMIES TO LEAVE
>ninth grade
>some guy walks up to me and asks
"What gender are you?"
>tfw 300+ lb male
>>29533425
>women
i wish i was gay.
>>29533886
>large, soft ball
>soft
it wouldn't even hurt?
>>29536620
He was asking if you were gay. Sex is different than gender.
t. Gender studies major
>>29532869
>Be 2nd Grade
>Shit myself (I have no idea how I managed to, I think it's because I didn't want to use the school's restrooms since we were a public school hence shitty restrooms)
>Classmates don't immediately notice
>Blame gets passed to nigress infront of me
>She gets called shit skin
>Try my hardest to join in to not seem suspicious
>I break into tears while asking her if she bathes in poop to get her skin color
>Teacher asks me if I pooped myself
>Bawl and insist no saying it's the nigress in front of me
>>29534290
reminds me of how i used to get bullied waaaayyy back in primary school (9yrs old) and none of the teachers believed me because the chads that were doing it got high grades
>>29536620
>working at target as cashier 6 years ago
>mom and dad send kid to ask me wherr the bathroom is
>excuse me miss where is the bathroom?
>um im a guy... and its at the front of the store.
>oh..uh..sorry...
>runs back to parents
Im glad they could feel embarrassed as a whole family
>>29533425
Sounds like a classic 9th grade homecoming story
>>29533033
Cricket can be confusing if your only frame of reference going in to it is baseball.
>Junior Senior Prom
>Prom where Juniors are paired with Seniors
>Due to my school being inclusive, they had t his thing where you are assigned a partner by height so everyone get's a partner
>I managed to get a qt
>Everyone pats me in the back for it
>Try to socially interact with her since we were supposed to be practicing for an opening dance thing for the prom (Everyone had to participate in it with their partners)
>Gives me a half-assed smile to be polite
>1 week of grueling dance practice where I try to overcome my beta phase and fail miserably
>Hover handed a lot so we performed terribly because I couldn't even have the guts to hold her properly
>Prom Night
>First dance after the opening dance is also supposed to be with your partner
>Chicken out and tell her I had to go to the men's room for a minute
>Stay there for 10 minutes making sure that the first dance has ended and she has fucked off
but it doesn't end there yet
>A few hours later
>Guys from my class asking me how it was like to be with her (We were a small school so qts are really well known)
>asking me how it was like to dance her
>sperg out and say I didn't dance her
>tell me I should
>I autistically follow the wet blanket I am
>go in front of her and ask her to dance
>We dance literally for barely even half a minute before she tells me she's tired and wants to sit
>go back to the guys and feign the face smugness and victory
>>29537100
This was painful to read.
Actually painful.
hopefully thread isn't dead yet. Here I go.
>In elementary school
>Moved to America like a year or 2 ago
>Only sport I knew of back home was soccer, didn't even know how it worked
>I eventually but really slowly, like fucking glacial speed, learn rules to basketball and softball
>Get to touch the ball every once in a while, never really do anything good for my team
>Kind of just stand around most of the game, don't bother really trying, when I do try it is just wasted effort.
>Not allowed to fuck off and do what I want
Here is a good story, as a bonus. I eventually learned not to give a fuck about normos.
>Be in middle school
>Substitute Teacher for P.E., that means free play, more lenient rules, fuck yeah.
>Teacher chooses teams for us, we are forced to play volleyball
>shit.txt
>Me and autismo friends decide it would be hilarious to fuck with the normies by purposely being shit at game (not like we were going to even be helpful anyways)
>move around when not needed, when ball comes we either freeze completely or delay our reactions.
>I am really good at dropkicking/punting balls
>Volley comes towards me
>Target acquired
>Kick ball across the fucking field
>Me and friends fall on the floor laughing.
>normies are fucking screaming at us, yelling about how stupid we are their tears are delicious
>we still win, other team was shit, we literally did nothing and still won.
>>29537810
where you from?Central America?
>>29533398
This is code for "Why don't you ask me questions and otherwise allow me to talk about myself?"
>9th grade
>after school
>going to football training (AFL)
>only played because my dad wanted me to
>we trained on an oval next to school so me and like 5 other guys would walk over
>others hated me and bullied me most of the year for no reason
>getting sandwich out of my bag
>chad smacks it out of my hand
>tell him to fuck off
>he pushes me and grabs my bag
>i pick up the sandwich run up to him and slap in the face with it
>idk i should have punched his ugly face
>groundskeeper sees this
>roasts me for "fighting like a faggot"
>all the others laugh at me
Chads parents divorced sometime later and he lost most of his friends because he went mental. Feelsgood
>>29537810
me and my friends did the same thing in elementary school, when we played capture the flag we volunteered to guard flag then just fucking handed it to them
Oh man, good times
>middle school
>friend of an acquaintance (my neighbor) hates me
>punches me in the stomach in gym class
>winded
I don't think I deserved that
>>29533291
I had a hearty chuckle at this one
>>29533291
Good story, brobot.
>tfw autocorrect recognizes brobot as a word.
>have bad gyno as a child
>other kids never called me names or anything but they were aware of my b cups
>little chads would often grab my tits just to piss me off
>"damn john has tits bigger than stacy"
>always laugh it off (crying internally)
this happened all the way until highschool, my gyno has actually staid around the same size, and now that i'm bigger it's hardly noticeable anymore, but the pain will always be inside me.
>8th grade
>overweight beta with shit-tier acne
>acne so bad I have to take accutane, a medication that seriously fucks your body up
>gym required to pass
>feelsbadman
>hear about mile
>nervous because meds make joints/muscles sore
>gym teacher is superfat, weighs so much that she needs custom shoes
>talk to gym teacher, let her know my situation with the meds
>"just try your best anon"
>the next day about to start the mile
>bitch gym teacher divides the chads and fatasses and we run the mile first
>run first lap fine
>second lap around track, leg fucking gives out
>huge, giant pain spreads from leg to hip
>sperg, fall over onto track
>everybody laughs
>nobody bothers to come over and help
>get up slowly, shaking, trying not to cry
>can't run the rest of the mile because my leg is fucked up
>walk the rest of the mile in shame, finish minutes after everyone else
>go home and cry myself to sleep
>tfw I had to change schools because of accutane
>be me, quiet 13yo loser
>smart kids invited to an assembly about uni
>somehow i get invited
>group discussion about the trolley problem to get us involved
>pic related
>teacher asks us for our opinions
>a few people discuss with the teacher, consensus is that you should switch
>feeling confident for some reason, decide to speak out for some reason and make a joke
>whythefucknot.jpg
>teacher asks me last
>i stutter "i-i think the only fair thing t-to do is, urmm, kill all of them" or something to that effect
>spaghetti everywhere
>teacher asks me how i would do that
>i say, and i remember these extact fucking words:
>"err....
>*awkward silence
>err... i don't want to r-reveal my p-plans"
>dead silence
>sweating buckets from anxiety
>soon it ends
>tfw for the next 2 weeks everyone makes fun of me and thinks I'm going to shoot up the school or something
>still cringe at this to this very day
desu i think it would have been funny if i didn't sperg out during it
though it would have been better if i had responded with multi-track involved
>raise my hand to go to the bathroom
>no anon we are learning
>shit myself
>have to call my parents to bring me new clothes
>parents are furious at teacher
>teacher gets in trouble
>never told me no to anything again
Middleschool was a crazy time
>>29538926
i had a friend who took accutane, fucked up shit
he went partially deaf, 60% left ear 40% right
pretty fucked up shit
>>29536300
You needed more potassium. Should've been eating a banana before leaving the house.
>>29532973
Le handegg meme
>>29537100
>get's
What do you think apostrophes are for? Warning of impending s?
>>29537100
Man. In Texas every 5th grader does something like this but with do see doh and square dancing and shit like that.
In the practice sessions (which were in PE) I was assigned to this girl I had a giant crush on.
Then for the real dance someone who wasn't there for the practices was actually there, and they lined everyone up by alphabetical order to figure out whom they were assigned to. Now with the extra guy I was the odd man out (last name ends with Y)
I didn't get to dance with my crush. Or at all. I was crushed.
>>29536799
Baseball on the left, softball on the right
A softball is much larger than a baseball and if it's moving at the same speed of a baseball it's going to hurt more to the nuts probably.
>>29539050
The closest I ever got to shitting myself in high school (and the only time I ever took a shit in hs, now that I think about it) was when I was in in-school suspension.
The ISS rules only gave us a bathroom break after 1st period and again after lunch. Other than that they always told you to hold it.
Well my bowels were not going to play by the rules, and I told Ms. Cabrerra that I really needed to go. "It's an emergency."
I spent a LOT of time in ISS. She knew me well. I wasn't exactly the worst of the worst of the troublemakers, but I was definitely a little bit of one, and I definitely associated with the bigtime class clowns who were always in there with me (like my older brother.)
So of course when I needed to leave, it was a lie.
>You don't need to go. Sit down and be quiet."
>NO really, I have to go. If you don't let me, I'm going to poop in here."
>Fine, if you have to go so bad you can use the trash can
>undo my belt and make my way towards trash can, fully intending to shit inside it if she tries to call my bluff.
>get to go to bathroom
>take my shit and go home just to spite her.
3 days of regular suspension
Didn't give a fuck
>>29539032
FUUUUUUUUCKKKKK I hate that problem. I got something similar myself.
>8th grade
>psychology teacher brings up the "Train" decision.
a bit different as instead of flipping a switch the problem was presented as having to push someone in the way of the train. So you had to murder someone to save five others.
>me being the ultra edge lord said I would do it.
>"Why anon?"
>"Kill one to save five, makes sense."
>teacher gives me a weird look
>class gives me a weird look
>after class
>"Anon, I would like to have a chat."
>tells me that I answered too quickly and that she is worried I might be psychotic
>no shit she really tells me I might be psycho.
Long story short I was given some other evaluations by a couple college kids. They diagnosed me as a a high functioning psycho. In her defense I did answer off the question like it was math or some shit.
>>29534906
typical fucking beta male getting aggressive and demanding something out of a woman behind a computer screen. so pathetic, do you hate woman then go and beat off to porn stars? what a shitty pathetic little mind and probably dick you have
>>29534777
you think it's okay to look at someone behind a locked a door while they are using the bathroom? you do not think that is wrong?
>>29535169
you didn't even read the picture he posted
you have been caught lying like a little rat bitch
>>29537100
wtf is this older younger fetish your school has?
>>29539451
Even if you choose to divert the track to one person, you are choosing to kill them. In both situations, either one person or five people die. The key to the question is that refusing to divert the tracks is not killing five people--it's allowing them to die. People may think there is a similarity, but there isn't. You are not responsible for their welfare and you did not choose the train to hit them. You do not have a duty to be a murderer to save people who would have died had you been absent.
>>29539488
Stop trying to ruin this thread faggot.
>>29539666
Derail the train with some garbage, rocks and stuff.
Also, your answer is "apathy is good"?
>>29538366
late, but I WOULD LIKE TO say that you are wrong. maybe if it is a chick, but as hard as it is to believe, some people actually like having conversations. people want to know stuff about you, or your opinions, etc.
>3rd grade
>Gym class outside to play kickball in the parking lot
>This chad with an IQ of about 15 keeps blowing really easy catches
>Everyone is laughing at him, he seems to be getting a little mad but probably doesn't actually care
>I decide to chime in, call him "butterfingers"
>He goes off the deep end
>Charges at me from full force
>knocks me down onto the pavement
>Broke my left arm
>Start crying
>Gym teacher tells me "to walk it off", wont let me go to the nurses office
>Have to wait until I get into the school after class
>Our classroom was right next door to the nurse so I just go in
>Nurse calls my mom, I get picked up and she brings me to the hospital
>Mom goes to the principal the next day, literally nothing happens to the kid because his mother is on the school board
>mfw he wants to sign my cast the next day with no apology whatsoever
>>29539743
No I was only talking about a woman
>>29539743
Also, instead of saying "why are you so quiet" just ask them something relevant to the conversation
>>29534290
THIS IS IT I'VE HAD ENOUGH NEXT BETA UPRISING WHEN
Who else cyborg when it comes to school here?
>shit at sports and PE in general
>gym teachers are sympathetic and tell me that I gave it my hardest
>gym teachers try not to bully the non athletes
Another story
>my entire left pant leg tears so badly that you are now able to see my ass
>just go to the nurse for a new pair
>nobody mentions this to me so they're not blamed for my suicide
I've noticed I can easily become friends with people that I'd consider autistics and the normies but for every friend I made 10 people hated me or refused to talk to me
I also had this epiphany about my sight at the age of 15
>can't see shit
>had to get an eye exam to go into high school
>optermetrist proves to me that I needed glasses my whole life
>>29534590
I think you should've kept going to school with shit english skills like that buddy boy
>>29540024
Oh another story
>weeb chick I was friends during 7th grade acted like your average Stacy
>"oh raj Patel is such a looker!"
She liked some Philipino looking guy
>told people that she'd fuck me if I wasn't too beta and asked her
She was really fucked up desu senpai
>>29539666
I've always understood this question and all of the sides to it, but still it's pretty obvious that killing the one is the better option. Being able to stop the five deaths and not doing so doesn't mean you're killing them, but that doesn't change the fact that the blame shifts at least partially to you. If a person is drowning and you're capable of saving them but don't, you didn't drown them, it's not your fault that they were drowning, but you're responsible for them continuing to drown. If a family member of one of the dead five people goes up to you sobbing saying "Why did you let my brother die?" are you just going to say "Oh well I mean the train was going and I didn't want to interfere." Sure you're killing a person but fewer are dead than if you had done nothing.
>>29540098
>>29539666
Instead of doing that, you could simply let the first part of the trolley go through normally and then flip the switch for the back end of the trolley. It ends up flipping over an falling off the tracks, hurting nobody.
It takes intelligence to know what to do and you're all stupid as fuck.
>>29540129
Oh, excuse us if we don't know how to control a fucking train, it being the most common of knowledges.
Fuck off pretending you're smart.
>>29540156
It takes common sense. You're just retarded as fuck. kys and each other
Anyone else read these threads and for some reason miss high school and all of the anxiety and depression that came with it?
>>29532869
>this one girl picked on me throughout my school years since 1st grade
>always picked on me about how I never talked to anybody and called me a loser
>since she was a girl she always had a scapegoat
>in middle school she kept telling everybody I wanted to shoot up the school because she found out I was interested in military related shit and I always looked irritated
>get called to he counselors office once because she told the lie to a teacher
>really became a cunt in 9th grade when she died her hair and started to cut herself for attention
>everybody started to hate her, too
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>in 11th grade she started to spread rumors that I was attracted to her
>everybody started to mock me even more
>ent through this for another year
>graduated
>the hell finally ended
>be me, 8 years old
>recess in the schoolyard
>accidentally run into a girl from another class
>teacher on duty notices
>tells me in a condescending tone that i shouldn't hurt others
>everyone is watching in silence
>she tells me to apologize
>i refuse and keep quiet
>a month later
>still haven't apologized
>the same teacher is pestering me every day in front of the girl's class to apologize
>being socially awkward i don't do it
>girl's class keeps staring at me every morning for the next month when the teacher calls me into their classroom
>mfw
>>29540188
*the
*went
>>29540129
I am glad to know that intelligence is just knowledge about trains. Thank you for showing me the answer to what was definitely not a moral question, and what was literally talking about what to do if for some reason five people were on a train track and another person was on a different track with the train being unable to stop and the people unable to move. I feel better prepared for life. I have no room to talk though because knowing the moral answer to the question helps in life about as much as your train facts.
>>29540188
I'm you except this girl moved away in 4th grade
I still have PTSD from this
>>29533425
holy shit anon. i got completely stood up for my 10th grade homecoming but that seems like nothing compared to this shit
>>29540182
I don't miss the shitty things that happened, but I miss the lost opportunity and feeling of having my whole future ahead of me.
Everyone sometimes fantasizes about being able to go back to childhood knowing what they know now so they can fix their mistakes, even normies.
>>29540188
She was definitely vying for attention.
>>29540281
Your attention.* She probably liked you.
>>29533425
Damn, that's fucking heartless
>>29540228
The reason the "dilemma" exists is because they are trying to imprint on you the morals they wish to teach you. Stop being a gullible faggot loser. I mean, look how bitter you are when a superior person decides to help you better yourself and gives you the solution. Seriously, just fucking end your life. It's not a moral dilemma when the solution is to help everyone involved with superior wits and ingenuity.
>>29532869
>every day i got bullied and chased around the school
>go home
>be silent
>dad gets mad at me for being a loser
>mum cries
>repeat
>>29534440
Ahahhaha
>tfw this now belongs to me!
Get fucked by a 6'3" Chad you beta
>>29532973
Wow not knowing the rules of some inferior sport who calls itself "football" but is played with hands is being called retarded. You guys are true geniuses. The true football is played in europe which you fucking faggot americunts call soccer. 9/11 was an insidejob btw you dumb retards. Go spread your freedom in some middeleastern country to kill millions of civillians just for their oil. God i wish someone would drop a nuke on you guys so the average iq of the world would probably rise up by atleast 80
>>29540297
That's exactly what my parents said when I told them about her. Who the fuck would do that, though? Who would intentionally try to make somebody's life a living hell to get them to love them?
>>29540341
t. The office of Angela Merkel
>be me, about 6th or 7th grade
>was an outsider who hung around a group of friends by proxy, since one of my friends kept me around for who knows why
>talk and joke with them a little, but mostly quiet
>one day, talking with a few at lunch
>"anon, why do you look away somewhere else when you're talking to us?"
eye contact is hard
>>29540341
Europe is going to be an Islamic, Arabic shithole. We'll stay with our freedom ball an you can have your cuckball
>>29540305
Asking whether or not it would be considered right to kill one person if it saved more isn't imprinting morals on you, it's just asking a question. I've talked about it with people before and gotten interesting conversations as well, so even if the question itself isn't some amazing dilemma there's still something to be had from it. I actually enjoyed the train fact though, and made a note to remember it, it's just that it misses the main part of the question. The question isn't looking for the solution, it's assuming that there are no options between one dying and five dying, and it's asking which would be right.
>>29537810
>>29538608
Fucking normalfags, you're not funny when you do shit like this, and it pisses off robots the most.
>>29540376
When I came back from a possibly life threatening illness, my 'friends' said they had hoped I had died.
>>29540423
What he said. Being an asshole is still being an asshole, doesn't matter who is doing the assholery
>>29540437
anon, that's depressing
i'd hug you if I could
>>29540453
>>29540423
I have to concur. Normies are bereft of legitimate compassion. Many actual robots are actually quite timid and kindhearted, if reasonably jaded and closed.
>>29540487
Once they invited me out to fish, only to throw rocks at my face.
>>29540414
The right answer is the solution. Every problem has an answer. Go ahead and try to great a problem with no solution, you can't. These questions exist so that teachers can influence how children develop their morals.
>do weird shit
>get picked on for it
Theres a pattern in these threads, can't believe you guys didn't figure it out
I vaguely remember this incident from 1st grade.
>I think it was reading groups that were in with the 2 teachers we had
>I ask to go and use the restroom but the bitch teacher didn't let me
>So I had to hold in my shit for a long time(or at least it felt like a long time)
>For some reason the teacher finally lets me go take a shit
>I hurry towards the restroom but the shit gets out and a huge turd falls from my asshole and slides in my jeans onto the hallway floor
>Finally make it to bathroom and sit on toilet
>Sit there for god knows howlong with my shit covered socks, shoes, underwear, and jeans
>Some kid, maybe from my class? Goes into the bathroom
>Yell for him to get a teacher
>I don't remember what else happened
Teacher's name was Ms. MacDonald or some shit. Also I'm not sure if the PE teachers I had at a certain school was for 1st grade but I'll always remember their names
>Mr Look and Mr Moustache
>>29540129
>13 people died when a trolley derailed today
>>29540556
>fuck up once or do nothing at all
OR
>avoid normies
Then
>haha look at this nerd!
>eternally cucked by normies
It's not doing weird shit you kike.
>>29537100
events like this are why suicide was invented
>>29540598
The problem was always presented that nobody was on it. If there are people on it, then that means the conductor is on it and all you have to do is extend your arm and move it side to side in long motions so that the conductor sees it. That's the sign for the conductor to pull the brakes. If the conductor sees that sign from someone, he has to stop.
>be in middle school
>lunch time
>sitting at a lowly populated table
>some girls come up to me
>"Hey Anon, do want to come sit with us?"
>no nervousness, no hesitation
>look her in the eye
>politely say "No thanks, I prefer to be alone."
>>29538608
fuck you capture the flag was the only reason i ever even went to p.e. fuck you for ruining that
>>29540658
I am going to stop so many trollies in my city now. I hope you enjoy being late normies
>>29540423
HAHA
GET POOPIED ON KIDDO
>>29540697
If they catch you, you'd be punished very harshly. It's a federal offense, I believe.
Most people assume making an X with their arms or waving their arms means something to the conductor. He might stop if he sees those signs, but moving your arm side to side in one long motion repeatedly tells the conductor he has to stop because there's an emergency or for whatever reason.
>>29540553
This particular one also is a "psychopath test" apparently. It's pretty funny because you're supposed to be more likely to be a psychopath if you're quick to choose the option that has fewest deaths. It's obvious why but still funny.
I agree with what you say about always having a solution, though I suppose in more gray areas it can be arguable what the 'right' one is. Morals are actually developed more through punishment and reward systems though. A kid does something deemed bad, they get disciplined, and so it becomes bad in their minds. Same with what's right and wrong in general. They knock over a kid, "hurting other children isn't nice you lil' shit", and so hurting others becomes bad. Obviously this isn't the only thing, and I'm simplifying it a lot, but it's a major part. There was this experiment where all of these 3 year olds were gathered, and were played a tone that was followed by a blast of white noise. While the 'normal' children learned to anticipate the blast of white noise, children that grew up to become criminals (people with 'less developed morals') didn't connect the tone with the unpleasant blast. So pretty much those who weren't able to connect something with its consequence didn't form their morals like an average person would.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/magazine/can-you-call-a-9-year-old-a-psychopath.html?_r=0
Sauce for the experiment, I don't remember if the rest of the article is worth reading but Ctrl + F "white noise" and you'll find the experiment.
>>29540341
How many nukes do you think it would take to destroy the US? "a" nuke?
>>29540423
>elementary school
>old enough to be classified as normalfag
>>29532869
>7th grade
>never went outside, didn't learn to run properly
>vidya games aren't harmful
You must have had a shitty childhood OP.
>>29533256
You sound like you have a nice mom.
>>29533425
Basically dated that girl for nearly 3 years. Met her when I was 17, cute, pale blonde, no friends, pretty down to fuck. All is great. Even meet her family, they are nice down to earth people. Her dad was a type A investment banker turned "strategic consultant" but entertaining, and personable. Slowly, but surely she turned into the most agonizing bitch I've ever come across. She'd scream at me for petty shit like my attitude being off on whatever date we went on (seriously made me self conscious) or not liking her pictures on Instagram. (I wish I was kidding)
Spent literally $600 on a prom that she threatened to cancel the day before because I didn't want her to read through my texts, she calls me a cheap piece of shit because I didnt also want to pay for $300 hotel room. I offered the $150 hotel down the street, this was unacceptable. Still dated her for 2 years after that because stolkhome syndrome, and 0 self esteem. Then I dated the town cum dumpster, and she cheated on me with this fat autistic kid. (literally diagnosed autism). Such is life.
>>29534361
You deserved it you fucking roastie cunt
>>29535317
>unironically being this much of a whiteknight betacuck
Kill yourself
>>29540641
Everything you do is weird. You just need to stop doing it.
>>29538872
You didn't happen to ride around on a pink scooter did you? Some guy at my school with big titties rolled around on a scooter with pink handles and ALWAYS wore sleeveless shirts despite having b cups.
People called him bitch tits/sugar tits Johnathan. After a year he transferred. I didn't feel that bad for him because the guy would wear sleeveless nike shirts and tank tops. Like come on... that's just asking for it.
>>29540641
>Says "normies"
>Wonders why everyone thinks he's a faggot loser with no friends.
>>29541239
Get the fuck off of this board normie
>>29541249
>Hasn't killed himself yet.
Consider me legitimately surprised.
>>29534316
sauce....
gfjmmhgjkmthm
>>29540098
The difference is between letting people die when there is nothing being lost, and letting people die when the only way to save them is to become a killer.
Fewer are dead, but I'm not the one doing the killing unless I divert the track. Who's to say anyway that one person's life is worth less than five?
>>29539488
Shouldn't you be on your knees somewhere getting throat fucked, cuck?
>>29534361
Fuck off and die you fucking ugly whore.
>>29541335
>Shouldn't you be on your knees somewhere getting throat fucked
Stop giving me an erection
>>29535232
Kek. Im sixth grade I ran out of science class and threw up Infront of the water fountain.... I went back to class cause I felt better and didn't tell anyone, well apparently our like 72 year old english teacher slipped in it and broke her hip, then the bitch came to school in a wheel chair for the rest of the year (like three weeks of school left at this point) and is always talking about finding out who crippled her and punish them
>>29540556
>Posts le funny overcucks
maymay
OUT
>>29541014
>I didn't want her to read through my texts
what were you hiding, anon...
>>29541353
Shouldn't you be on meds for that or something? You're sick. Seek help.
>>29534563
Hypothetically, why don't robots make an affinity network? We could all pay into it for insurance and hire normies to brighten our image.
>>29541317
I think at that point though you are at least complicit in the death of 5 people if you do nothing. These arent people out somewhere in the world, these are people who's lives you can easily save, albeit at a rather steep cost.
But who are these people? If the 5 are criminals, and the 1 is a scientist working on the cure for cancer then does that change how you'd make your decision?
>>29541447
Literally nothing, just attempting to have self agency. I gave up immediately and let her look through it.
>>29541372
I laughed, im sorry if this is a sad story, but thats hilarious.
>>29532869
I got my mum to remove me from PE classes because of all the bullying that was going on, we also sued the school and won.
>>29540182
Yeah. At least in high school I had a purpose - get good grades and graduate. I have nothing now
>>29541555
It's okay senpai, I found it hilarious, someone brought it up later in highschool and I told everyone it was me, that's when I got kicked out of the smart people lunch table, desu I never spoke or said anything just ate in silence and felt safe in the pack
>>29541699
>hanging out with smart kids
that is the worst, they are always boring and uptight, and always looking for a chance to look you with superiority
>4th or 5th grade
>new kid in school
>small group of classmates and other kids eating lunch on bench
>a few of the nerdy kids are enthusiastically discussing some nerdy shit
>some nigger tells them to stfu
>tell him why doesn't he shut up they're allowed to talk
>gets up
>"what cunt?"
>didn't realize he was one of the toughest kids in school
>knocks my lunch out of my hand
>qt grill and her friends start laughing at me
>start crying out of embarrassment
And i never spoke up for nerds again.
>>29541793
school shooting material
>in math class a week or two after not going to school
>really shit attendance due to medical issues
>teacher chuckles, "so you finally decided to show up"
>class chuckles
>be in back row
>don't respond
>play tetris under desk
>normie girl next to me
>says " oh gosh you weren't here for a while anon?? I didn't notice at all you're so quiet!"
>reply "its ok, not a lot of people notice me. i wonder if anyone would notice if I disappeared completely"
>girl laughs "haha probably not! i know i wouldn't!"
>smirk
>half hearted chuckle in response
>dead inside
>leave 8th grade soon after that because of medical issues, about november
>still wonder sometimes if anyone ever noticed me leaving because of that
>>29533425
Show us the pictures anon
>>29534938
holy shit what an underrated post
>>29534938
I was the class retard among retards.
>>29542167
My mom had the picture pinned to the fridge for about a year. Eventually I destroyed it when I could no longer bear to face my shame every single day. No evidence remains
>>29534938
I'm thankful I wasn't drinking when I read this post, otherwise I would have choked.
I assume this is pretty common
Got a couple of Valentines themed greentext
>Be in college
>Resolve to ask a specific girl out for valentine's
>Buy something for her
>Whole day you can't find her
>You can't ask her friends since you aren't really close enough with them to not seem weird/stalkery
>Give up and eat the chocolates you were supposed to give her
>Throw the roses to the trash
Now this one isn't pretty bad but the whole "relationship" ended terribly
>Be in highschool
>Valentines day so buy some cheap plastic rose and a kit-kat for this girl I like, made a card
>Approach her during free period (not really a free period iirc, it's just the teachers weren't in for both our class that hour)
>Everyone in our year pays attention because there's literally only around 70 students so everyone in the same year know's each other
>I'm basically the class whipping boy who everyone just makes fun off so me doing this is a big deal for them
>No idea what to say so I mumble "Happy Valentines"
>joke about how poor I am and how I can only afford cheap crap
>still haven't given her the card
>Before everything sets in their teacher arrives and everyone fucks off
>I'm left outside the hall with a heart shaped card wondering what the fuck to do.
It wasn't really that painful, what sucked was since she was pretty shy, her friends were the one who told me to stop trying. She never really said anything like it to me so I tried to ignore it but it still felt pretty bad.
>be me
>start of middle school
>dont know anyone
>make friends with some silent dude who sits in the back
>he's pretty an ok dude
>some other guy befriends him
>russian guy, the troublemaker type
>russian guy urges the dude to fight me to see who is stronger
>i refuse to fight him
>they both laugh at me
>call me a pussy etc
>silent dude hates me for the rest of the year, sometimes picks on me
>end of the year i broke his wrist
>got suspended
>>29532935
One time I tried playing football with the Chads during recess. I didn't know you switched goals at halftime and I ran the ball the wrong way and scored for the other team.
In retrospect maybe I should have noticed that the other team wasn't making an effort to stop me.
>>29533197
>on /r9k/
>has gf
gtfo faggot
>High school english class
>finished reading a book for the class
>we now need to write an essay on it
>actually enjoy doing essays, work hard on it
>hand it in
>few days pass
>they've been marked and handed back to us
>teacher accuses me of cheating
>says the work was "above my level"
So many teachers at my school were complete cunts
>Just started dating a really hot and nice girl after years of no friends
>she gets hit by a truck and dies
>>29543260
japan?
orrrrig
>primary school
>both me and my brother get really tall at a young age
>teacher doesnt let us play basketball with the other kids because its not fair on them
>>29542955
>russian guy urges the dude to fight me to see who is stronger
>to see who is stronger
so.. who was stronger?
>>29535529
Yeah, I'm just a dude with puffy curly hair. I didn't do anything because I felt himiliated and though that if I tried to escape, he'd just be rougher and treat me more severely. That guy used to give me a lot of shit in highschool.
>Tfw seeing people from high school and hearing them appologizing to you
>>29532869
>2010
>Be 18 in a shitty IT college class
>Class is divided into Chads and betas
>Guess which category I fell into
>IT teacher is a young 'straight out of uni' Stacy
>Always helps the Chads before reaching the rest of the class
>Has a 'thing' for the loudest Chad
>He throws his Lucozade drink in my direction
>Hits the guy next to me while splashing everyone around him
>Teacher laughs and says to Chad "That was naughty of you"
>"Naughty"
>Guy next to me develops a bruise on his face from where the drink hit him
>Throughout the year Chad continues to be rowdy and teacher continues to flirt with him
Wouldn't surprise me if they had sex
>all those american schools experiences
Jesus no wonder you guys have so many school shootings. Your society is so disgusting and divided to "cool" and "nerds" that it comes as no surprise you are cruel by nature. The kids who are actually not cruel and have some empathy are the ones who get bullied so much they turn into sociopaths and shoot up entire schools while the real cruel creature aka the bullies are praised and lauded by the society.
I'm aware bullying exists everywhere but the point where it becomes straight cruelty and meanness that is encouraged by adults and gives kids legitimate reason to kill themselves are something that only happens in America. I am 100% certain every single one of the stories where an anon described how the teacher was encouraging/laughing/cheering at the sight of bullying/humiliation of another student happened in America.
I wouldn't consider myself anti-american but you guys definitely deserve a nuke or at least a cultural enlightenment.
>>29534938
That was pretty good, anon
Gave me a smile
>>29543863
>people are mean to each other in this country
>nuke them
You're a dumbass
>>29543898
You're beyond help. Your society praises Chad and nigger bullies who step on the weak while disdaining intelligence and intellect. It's especially rampant in the U.S.
Only in the U.S a situation where a kid would have his lunch taken away from him on a regular by a group of bullies, or where a girl would pretend to befriend a guy for months and then tell him to his face she only did it and led him on so he would hold her stuff while she parties at the prom, or a teacher that tells a student in an argument she's gonna get the school bully to fuck him up, gonna be tolerated and even treated as a joke. Every single one of those people are accepted in your disgusting culture
>>29543863
>Chad oppressing beta only in USA
stfu normie, these phenomenon are universal, "chad" equivalent exist in every language ( except dirt porr bananarepb where there's no wide public schooling to begin with)
>t. chink
>>29543970
Not to this degree. Bullying in the US has gotten out of hand. Have you read the stories? Why do you think America is #1 at school shootings and it's always done by some beta?
>>29543958
>>29543863
Where do you live? I'm really jealous if 50% of your population is as empathic and perceptive as you when it comes to abusive people and pointless social hierarchies.
>>29543863
you're not observing these cases around you because you're the oppressing side.
you came to r9k to feel superior and edgy.
get out normfuck
>>29539032
Kill the group of people so the lone guy will be forever grateful
Kill the lone guy and the group will resent you for killing someone
>6th grade
>weeks before summer vacation
>stomach hurt all day
>ignored it because it was the final couple weeks of school and no one was really working just goofing off
>school didn't have AC and it was hot as shit out so the entie class was sweating like crazy
>think I got swampass or something because my crotch is feeling awfully wet
>look down and notice blood
>in shock and stand up
>guy next to me noticed bloodstain and freaks the fuck out
>half the class freaks out
and thats how I got my first period.
>>29532935
Confirmed retard
We're deporting you to Europe
Report to Berlin for your Qur'an
>>29543080
Not me but my friend was accused for this
>>29544061
I am so sorry anon, that sounds terrible
Did you not even know what periods were?
>>29534958
Reading that science class one made me sad as fuck
Like it's messing with my head
I don't think I can get to sleep now
>>29534361
Chad always wins
Get fucked, roastie
>waiting for school bus
>light fire in the leaves to keep us warm
>bus comes
>get back home
>entire apartment block burned down
Gg
>>29544244
I have all sorts of stories like that. I also got isolation (a punishment where they make you sit in a room by yourself) on the last day of school, because chad and his friends in that science class wrote all over my face and uniform and I was too submissive, scared and broken to even say anything. They also set me on fire with a mix of the gas dispenser nozzles and lighters a couple of times (Only for a second or two, it's more for the fear and humiliation) and that same chad did a wrestling move on a girl and broke her back.
Highschool was a terrible place for me that did permanent emotional damage and gave me a defeatist and robot personality. What a typical place for that metamorphosis, eh?
>>29544192
I was in the sixth grade so we had sex ed. It was more or less just a shock to look down and see blood all over your crotch, and it shocked the shit out of everyone else too.
>>29544324
Why you got the punishment for being drawn on is beyond me, like couldn't a teacher have seen that it was obviously someone else what the fuck
Also
>broke her back
Fuuuuuuuuuck I bet he didn't learn anything from that either and still did it to people
I'm glad I managed to just go unnoticed and kinda float through high school and college, it does make me feel terrible for what everyone else went through though
I fucking hate when normies say "I want to go back to highschool, it was the best time of my life".
I wasn't even bullied in HS, but I was so strongly ignored that every day I wouldn't say a single word and just end up sitting alone by myself. It was hell every single day.
Highschool was hell only for not being part of a group of people.
>>29541372
KEK
>>29543999
Not him, but i'm from Puerto Rico and theres bullying here and there but everyone is mostly chill, Chads talk with sporty betas, athlete betas talk with other betas, betas talk with some normies and so on and so forth
I've never seen a school come off as agressive as what these american school stories (and the media in a way) tells me, it's almost unrecognizable to me
>>29544379
I got punished because any violation of the school uniform resulted in an isolation, despite it being the last day of school. Who the fuck cares? Why did the teachers take that so seirously?
That girl wasn't very nice and she accused some black dudes she fucked of raping her, which I don't believe, but still, breaking someone's back is harsh. He lives with his mom afaik but he's HUGE, he takes roids but works out everyday and he's got a chiseled jaw and blue eyes. Really fucking alpha. When I lift weights, I imagine myself fighting him in front of the whole highschool (Cliche school shooter tier power fantasy, I know).
How was highschool for you anon?
OH, I just remembered,
>Lunch queue
>it is monitored by Doctor Rasheed, an Indian maths teacher
>Get to front of the queue
>STOP
>I DON'T LIKE YOU
>Girls, you can pass
>BACK OF THE LINE ANON
>People giggle
>>29543999
>>29544001
I'm from Canada.
You retards are treating it as if I said bullying was unique for America when all I said was that it's extremely rampant and cruel.
In normal countries, a kid would get bullied and report it to an adult that would stop it immediately, and it would never be something as awful as taking his lunch or breaking his nose.
In America, a kid would get bullied until he either kills himself or gets fucked up for life so he daydreams of shooting anyone who ever hurt him and if he reports it to an adult the adult will brush it off and probably bully him as well.
Why are Americans incapable of introspect? All I'm saying is that your society (not you, the outcasts) encourages this kind of behaviour and it leads to shit like that. Stop getting so defensive over legitimate opinion
>>29532869
>10th grade bio
>just moved from the American midwest to a new school in a new state on the east coast
>some serious culture shock
>have a lot of trouble integrating
>lots of clicks
>same families have lived there since colonial times
>chad and stacy live like actual nobility at this school, which isn't how it was in my old state
>they didn't even let me play football even though I was JV in my home state because all the Thundercocks and Tyrones already had reserved spots on the teams
>end up just being on my own for quite a while
>bio teacher was a really pretty young milf
>really tall, dark hair, pale, glasses, and shiny green eyes
>still think about her time to time. HS me had a huge crush on her.
>she had been there for me when I was alone and first moved
>said I reminded her of herself when she was in school with how hard I worked and how alone I was
>after a few weeks of crushing isolation start to make some acquaintances which then become friends
>my closest friends end up being chicks because that's just what always happens
>chick hivemind ensues
>hot chicks in bio class start being really friendly
>always want to be in my group, etc
>as midwestern naive dumbass I just think its cool to be around these qts all the time
>in reality I'm doing 90% of the classwork for all three of them
>qt Teacher sees what's going down and is upset even though I'm oblivious
>pulls me aside after class one day
>"Anon, you know your friends in class?"
>"Yeah?"
>"I don't want to be harsh, but I feel like they're not good for you. You're being exploited Anon and that's not fair. They should do their own work and you shouldn't let them take advantage of you like that."
>"No, Miss. It's okay. I don't mind."
I still remember the disappointment in my teacher's face. That sad empathy in her eyes. At the time I would rather whore myself out like a fucking lapdog than risk being alone again. Fuck I was so stupid in school.
MFW
>>29544489
Yeah that whole violation of uniform thing makes no sense to me, especially on the last day, in my primary school it was actually a thing for the grade 6 leavers to get the names of as many people on their shirt as possible
I first read that as when you lift weights you imaging lifting him in front of the whole school, I may be a bit tired ;-; but yeah breaking someone's back is insane
Highschool was pretty quiet for me I guess, there was a couple punch ons but it was pretty much the same shit every time
>bogan acting like a douche
>verbal insults never really bothered me
>starts getting physical
>pisses me off
>push them away and tell them to piss off
>punches then get thrown
Only happened like 4 times while I was there though, they never got punished either, but apart from that I went through unnoticed, I just hid in the music area by myself as much as I could
It's always horrible when the teacher is a prick, there was one teacher that put me in detention because I bent a big screw that I found on the ground during woodwork class thingo
>>29536267
Did you go to school in North Carolina?
>>29532869
Pretty much of poor health my entire life
Look it too, so much so that people use to joke that I was an addict / had AIDS (I don't) or cancer.
Sometimes I joke about it today and everyone believes me. Had to explain to people second hand that I'm not dying.
>>29539580
>older younger fetish
>less than 1 year difference
Faggot
>kids on bus talking about going to a dance
>they're a grade younger than me
>the girl apparently isn't going with anyone
>the guy randomly points to me and says "What about him?"
>she makes a fake gagging sound followed by "eeeeeeww, NO."
>girls would randomly ask if you like them
>say no and then ask why not and others around say "Why not, Anon? She's pretty."
>say yes to humor them and they laugh at you like it was the most ridiculous thing they had ever heard that someone like you could have emotions and feelings
>>29534361
Oh boy this is disgusting
Sorry to hear anon
>>29534466
Hey man you changed thats the good part.
Its all good now anon, let it go
>Autist guitarist trashes English classroom
>A bunch of us are there so we are all culprits, despite us saying we didn't do it and the teachers having no evidence
>Autist guitarist writes an essay explaining why it wasn't him and teachers eat it up and reward him
>After they do an investigation, they force us to sit down with them at lunchtime despite not being guilty because "You wasted our time, we are gonna waste yours" as if prisoners got a little jail time just for being suspects
>"But sir, why?"
>"You KNOW why, you want another punishment?"
>If I had the knowledge I had nowadays I would have torn him a new asshole for what he did
>
>>29534906
Fuck off and let the stories be holy shit. Theyre other threads dedicated on shitting on women here
Christ
>>29534938
Definitely an underrated post
>>29545249
>>29545340
Whiteknight cuckboi detected
>>29532869
Im glad I can look back at my school days and laugh instead of cry. I used to get hung up on the fact I shit myself twice, showed my dick to half the class, and how I almost died because someone pushed me down a hill.
>>29534466
Hav3 yoy posted this before here? Cos I've read it before
>Gym class
>Guy pushes me into showers and turns the showers on
>they can see my tiny peepee through my trousers
>Get mocked for it throughout my whole school life
It's spelled "cliques" you fucking dumbasses. God, can't you fuckups do ANYTHING right?
>don't speak english as 1st language
>in 4th grade english class
>teacher asks "what is another word for "ill"?"
>I say "diseased"
>"no anon that means you're dead, I meant "sick""
>mfw my english teacher didn't know know the difference between "diseased" and "deceased"
>didn't correct him because didn't want to singled out by him
Fucking dumbass teacher was worse at English than I was even though he had a masters' degree in English and I was age 10. And he fucking hated it whenever someone in my class pointed it out by correcting his mistakes, so I chose to just stay quiet. Got perfect scores every time too.
>>29545698
Holy shit I've never heard anyone hold a grudge over something like that for so long. That's gotta be a fucking world record of pettiness. Damn.
>>29545781
>complaining about people sharing bad school memories in a thread about bad school memories
>>29545698
The teacher knows the difference between diseased and deceased. It was your accent. Your filthy disgusting accent.
>1st or 2nd grade
>we have a blind kid in a wheelchair at our school
>during recess, me and my friend corner him under some trees behind a low wall
>start picking up little pieces of gravel and throwing it at him
>eventually circling and dancing around him throwing handfuls of gravel
>he starts crying and then screaming
>we run away
A couple weeks later they had these people come in, like sensitivity trainers, and talk to the 1st and 2nd grade classes about people with disabilities, blindfolded us and made us walk with canes, etc.
I'm a 28 yr old khv and I've had a pretty horrible life, but I feel like I deserve every bit of it for what I did. Makes me feel awful.
>high school freshmen
>used to wear extremely thin athletic pants every day.
>if you looked hard enough you could see my tiny wein poking out.
>one day it's a lockdown drill
>am on ground grabbing my knees like pic related, just waiting for it to be over.
>notice this hot gril and mexican kid pointing and laughing
>look down and my balls and benis are noticeably protruding from behind my pants.
Fuck
>>29545988
I've worn normal people clothes that conceal bulge ever since then
>2nd grade music class
>class is singing some song about George Washington
>the lyric goes "Strong enough to throw a buck across the mighty river"
>I shout "Strong enough to throw a FUCK across the FUCKING river"
>I think because everyone is singing nobody can hear it
>the kids next to me hear it and tell the teacher, I get sent home and they tell my parents
Another
>1st or 2nd grade lunchtime
>I eat about half my hotdog and take the other half and put it on my groin pretending its my penis
>walk around the lunch room "peeing" on people
>people laughing
>somebody tells on me, I get punished and sent home again
Shit more of these types of events are starting to bubble up in my memory. I was a sexual deviant.
>4th grade, on the bus
>my and my friend sitting in seat talking about putting our dicks in girls butts
>the girl in front of us tells the bus driver
>she threatens us with sexual harassment and to tell our parents if we ever misbehave again
No wonder I became so fucking repressed.
> 7th Grade
> woodshop class, everyone sat on chairs with no backs
>watching teacher demonstrate something
>at end of talk, Stacy sat in front gets up
> notice blood on her chair
"Uh, Stacy, there's blood on your chair"
> tried to be subtle, but everyone heard me
>stacy asks to leave, runs out
> All the chads and stacys get angry at me
"Fuck you anon, she's on her period!"
>get made to apologise to her when she returns
mfw girl has period on chair and i'm the freak
>>29545969
>blind cripple kid left completely unattended outdoors and during a recess
Okay then
>>29534290
I made this Pepe for reasons like this
>>29544278
Yay for the fake stories! No wonder you're a goddamned loser. Have sex already.
>4th grade
>eating lunch in with a group of other kids, mostly normies, mostly friends
>someone from another table gets up and walks up to me
>he's the "weird" kid in the school, and he's been bullying me for more than a few years
>his table consisted of 4 or more students just as weird as him, his click, they bully me as well
>most of them use verbal/social tactics, but the one that walked to me is know to hurt people
>he's clearly angry about something
>panic.jpg
>i get up, about to move
>he grabs me, kicks me right in the nuts
>i try to defend myself, but collapse from the pain
>tl;dr: some crazy student kicked me during lunch, i looked like a fool in front of an entire grade
>2 years later the same kid would attempt to choke me out
>>29543017
this happened to me too :(
>>29535697
No they didn't, can't you read?
>age 7 or 8
>everyone around me is playing (american) football, so i sign up for a class
>one friend is also taking the class, but we don't know each other that well
>after practice, one of the students tries to tackle me after every class
>not in the traditional football sense, though- he does so without being told and punches me in the face, etc.
>he's taller and stronger than i am, so it hurts alot
>this goes on for a month or two until i try to tell the coach about it
>turns out the kid who's been attacking me was the coach's son, so he doesn't do anything about it
>this continues until football season actually begins and we travel to other towns
>it's miserable, the weather is awful and i don't know what i'm doing half the time
>one time i ran the other way and scored for the other team
>i was so embarrassed, and this combined with the fact that the same kid still attacked me during halftime and nobody did anything about it
>it was one of the worst years of my early childhood
>i didn't play football again
>>29534663
>>29539515
Get out you fookin norman
>>29539032
>How would you go about doing that anon
>Muffled Eurobeat
>MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING
>around 12
>English class
>I'm not from an English speaking country
>I get breddy good grades anyway cuz easy peasy
>my teacher has a different relationship with me
>she knows I'm always prone to answer because everyone else is a dumb fuck
>answer from my seat all the time
>suddenly one day she started changing the way she teaches
>now she makes every one of us step in front of everyone to write our answer in the board
>I ask her to not make me do this
>she thinks I'm lazy because of this wtf
>finally one class she makes me write in front of everyone
>as I stand up everyone goes silent
>I always thought I walked weird, but at that moment the feeling increased 1000x times
>I start writing my answer
>god I have to stop shaking
>as I write I think to myself "wow I didn't know I had such writing"
>I fuck up one word and I grab the eraser
>I drop it because I was shaking so badly
>it falls on my black shoes
>i ignore it and grab the eraser again
>finish writing
>walk to my seat looking at the floor avoiding eye contact
>look at the board
>my writing is actually shit
>I can't stop shaking after 20 mins
>mfw
I have serious anxiety I think but I don't want to get it diagnosed.
>first grade
>story time, teacher was reading us a story
>we all sat on the floor in front of her
>I sat in the back
>halfway through the story, get the feeling that I have to pee
>raise my hand to ask for permission to use the washroom
>teacher just continues telling the story, she even looks at me a few times
>eventually can't hold it in anymore
>squat and pee on the floor because as a kid I was afraid of disobeying authority
>since I'm in the back no other kids see
>next up is recess, as I leave to go outside one of my classmates says he stepped in some juice
not too bad t b h, that's all I heard about it and after recess it was gone
>>29533524
it's easy to imagine a Mexican doing something so fowl and a Mexican mother not scolding him for it. not that guy, but this doesn't surprise me.
>>29532935
I remember there's some bullshit about not being able to pass the ball forward
>>29539793
Sounds like you were the bully, and he was just an innocent kid having fun until you provoked him. You deserved it.
>>29543958
The betas we bully are "beyond help". We're nuking and culturally enriching them
>>29545698
>don't speak English as a first language
>making words out of letters given and presenting them to the class
>spell out "parched" thinking no one else would
>teacher already doesn't like me
>I finished before anyone else so my teacher says "You'd better have a word or you're going to the principal's office"
>I just say k and she gets toasty
>present my word and her and the stacies in my class start to yell it isn't a word
>the teacher grabs a dictionary and says if I am messing around I am getting recess detention and the stacies cheer
>she finds out it is a word and they all look like idiots trying to laugh it off
>I go back to sit with my pals and they all pat me on the back for being intelligent
>Tfw valedictorian and go to college dual enrollment
Fuck you and all your friends Carlie I hope you all get saggy and fat like the rest of your whore mothers
>>29533747
Another one
A girl named kelly, known around here at the time, was popular. Everyone knew her,even me.
>start taking US history classes
>she's in my class, really have no issues with her, even though she had the reputation of being a huge bitch
>Knows people I know, see her around, start to see how much a bitch she actually is, spoiled rich girl.
>we start to to biker sometimes, she makes fucked up comments about me, my family, my brother, anything to get under my skin.
>one class she said something about how I need to keep my mouth shut, I was so tired of her shit I turned around and said "Why don't you put a dick in yours, it's the only way you'll be quiet.
>whole class goes" OOOOHHHHHHHH"
>go to home one day
>get on myspace to see I've been left two messages
>both of them are from guys threatening to beat my ass.
>at work the next day, the guys come in, they literally drove ACROSS THE STATE to come fuck with me at work.
>My boss notified me and got me in the back room and got the guys out of there
Still today I wonder what had happened if I had taken my break 5mins earlier. She was a whore so she probably paid them in a bj. There was also a time where I rode my bike past the place she worked and a crowd of guys started yelling at me..Fuck me for standing up for myself and telling her to shut her mouth right?
I remember they used to call me 'boner boy' because of my spontaneous erections. That was my name for three years. Along with another derogatory name that is a play on my real name. One of the Staceys in class would look at me suggestively and stroke me in a way to attempt to incite it so that everybody could laugh at the freak in class who gets boners. This was probably about grade 6.
I was once kissed by another boy with a name that starts with T. I don't remember the rest of it for some reason, but he was Jacob's friend. He did it when he got really close to me, like he was going to hit me, but then he just kissed me and then punched me in the balls. I didn't go a week after that in Primary school without being called gay or a faggot. Of course they all made up the reality where I got a boner after that, but it didn't happen. I was in too much pain.
Our primary school used to open the IT room at lunch that you could just go in and play flash games on. Some of them had VBA installed, and I would use one particular PC to play fire emblem on (I'm only 19). As usual, I went in there to play fire emblem, and a group of chads came over to make a mockery of me. This time it got to the point where they decided to forcibly remove me from the PC I was at. It got the the point where the teachers had to intervene. They had more 'witnesses' so they managed to make the faculty believe that I was the initiator. I was then banned from the computer lab at lunch time. I got so mad the first time I wasn't allowed in, I went behind a building and smashed the back of my head against the wall, to the point where I was bleeding. Not profusely, just bleeding. I spent most of my lunches at that building crying until I managed to get a DS.
>Be me about 9
>Parents put me on heavy psych pills because of the autism
>The pills make me not give a fuck about anything
>I also start wetting the bed again
>End up not taking a bath and start smelling like pee
>One day I forgot to change and got on the bus with my pee soaked jeans
>"Anon smells like piss and pisses himself." says some cunt
>I told her she's the one who smells like piss and did an autismal body smash on her
>I get a 5 day suspension and banned from the bus
>be me
>be 13 y o skinny beta kid
>its gym class, but the coach is absent so we get a sub
>sub tells us to keep ourselves occupied and fucks off to go smoke a pack
>I'm just kicking a ball aimlessly when I spot the class stacies doing stretches and walking about in their ever so short shorts and tight PE clothes
>group of chads saw me staring and comes across
>the leader of the chads claps me on the shoulder and asks me if I like the stacies
>I stutter out "y-yeah, I guess"
>leader chad yells out across the gym for everyone to hear, "HEY STACY, ANON HAS A CRUSH ON YOU LOL", while minion chad pantses me to my ankles
>everyone has a good look at my small uncut dick
>stacies burst into laughter, pointing at my dick; there is laughter, giggling, smirks and jeers all around
>I pull my pants up and run out
I got a lot of nicknames from that incident that stuck to me for my entire school life; some called me worm dick, shrivel dick, tiny, weenis, etc. Whenever the stacies saw me, they would wag their little finger at me. Of course it didn't help that the group of chads raped me in the changing rooms a few times. Turns out they were all homos, but no-one believed me when I told them.
>>29547577
>>29547637
What the fuck is wrong with normies?
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with them?
>>29547637
>>29547637
>>29547637
>>29547637
>>29547637
did they stick it up your pooper?
>11th grade
>pe
>playing kickball
>up at plate
>bitch tosses ball
>kick the ball
>run to 2nd base
>finally make it to home plate and get back in line
>qt ginger girl at the end of line with her feiends
>we says "when you run it looks like a video game character hahaha"
>girls laugh
>laugh with them but die inside
>>29534782
lets hear more about that guitar man
>>29547637
>>everyone has a good look at my small uncut dick
What do they expect of a non-erect dick anyway? Do chads walk around with a boner 24/7?
>>29547691
yeah, they did
oreganocommentaro
>>29533849
baseball is really easy anon. If your team is batting, then you try to hit it as hard as you can and run around the diamond bases. If the other team is batting, you either have to catch the ball after they hit it, or throw it at them as they are running around the bases.
>9th grade gym class
>middle of the school day
>use bathroom in locker room
>out of nowhere hands reach under the stall
>my pants are yanked off of me in one swift motion
>my wallet and phone were in those
>can't move
>can't speak
>too embarrassed
>sit in stall until night
>find my pants balled up in a corner
>wallet and phone miraculously still there
>walk home 6 miles because I feel like it
>tell mom I was hanging out with friends
>>29544588
oh anon, this really wounded me.
>tfw you live in football land
>tfw you play horribly
>tfw you were always picked last, even if you were not playing football, even if you were atleast decent in other sports because you already had the reputation of being bad
>tfw nobody passed the ball to you so you just gave up and just tried to get out of the way
>tfw a chad finally decides to pass you the ball because he sees how left out you are, but you fail to grab It or score a point and everyone get's mad at you
>tfw when people in the stands are ironically cheering for you just to mock you
>tfw no face
I'm glad PE is over.
>>29533498
https://youtu.be/uE7qVAtNwQk
>>29548120
PE is essentially child abuse.
Why is it not outlawed?
>>29532869
>Be short fat kid in first 2 years in high school
>Enough social skills to be completely invisible in school, didn't stand out
>Knew martial arts, so any scuffle usually involved kids running away from me because I couldn't catch up, otherwise they ended up decked
>Stumble through school not doing much, make a few friends, one good friend
>Hang out in semi-chad group, liked but not really part of anything
>Shit at everything
>Suddenly get tall halfway through year 10
>Suddenly get co-ordinated, get good at almost all sports, start running for fitness
>Start lifting weights
>Still nobody notices me, half my teachers hate me because I 'don't try hard enough'
>Grandma died, get quiet. Nobody cared. Form room teacher tried to suspend me a few days after for some bullshit reason, despite all the teachers getting a notice about it.
>At least nobody ever tried to start fights with me
>Get voted as "most likely to become a serial killer" by the school committee from my year
Fuck all of them.
>>29532869
>two girls i was having sex with became friends randomly even though they went to different schools
>call me a "cheater" and most girls stopped wanting to be with me for a while
>>29547577
> "witnesses"
What the fuck is this shit about witnesses?? So many stories in this thread have been caused by fucking chads using their friends as witnesses. Why are the teachers so stupid as to not realise that a group of chads are going to back up their fellow chad?
>>29548516
Because teachers themselves are normies and get off from tormenting betas. They don't care about us friendless losers.
Schools are merely glorified daycare centres, any education is a side effect. The teachers are pretty much just wranglers, and will have their own favourites and their least favourites.
Its all a zoo but I am sure you guys already knew that.
>>29536300
You actually vomit or just dry heaving?
>8th grade
>new girl shows up, super qt, fall for her
>word spreads that I had a thing for her, she finds out
>I'm a fat kid with a shitty Jew afro so I had no confidence
>school dance is coming up, hear she wanted to dance with me
>decide to go to the dance, spent most of the time sitting on the bleachers feeling lonely
>then some other guy walks up to me, tells me qt is looking for me and wants to dance
>tell him I don't feel like dancing
>he tells me that I should, I resist, he starts following me around trying to convince me
>I get anxious and scuttle away to hide from everyone
>finally more people start telling me to dance with her, I've got no option but to do so at this point
Now, all our dances were just grinding, you know, dick to ass. I was way too fucking beta to do that and I made it clear I didn't want to grind.
>some normalfag tells the Dj or whatever to play a slow song
>they couldn't even get that right, they just play a pop-song that you can sort of slow dance to
>girl sees me, asks me to dance
>we start to slow dance
>didn't know where to put hands, some other stacy had to tell me to put my hands on her hips
>after we start properly dancing people, and I'm dead serious, started clapping for me
>Americans clapping
>me being 13 and in close contact with a girl meant one thing
>the fire rises
>slow dancing with a raging hard-on
>we finally stop and she says something like "I'm glad you danced with me."
>I again scuttle away back to the bleachers where I was sitting originally
>a few guys circle around me telling me I should grind with her, that she wants to
>one of them asks if I pitched a tent, I start to freak out
>"WHAT THE FUCK NO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT"
>they knew, all of them knew
>they saw my hard-on while I was slow dancing
>get super embarrassed, called my mom to come pick me up
>go home and didn't go to anymore dances that year
I did however dance with her a few more times my freshman year of highschool.
>>29547762
Alright here's another
>Some Stacies have a camping party
>guitar man is famous and well liked for being autistic but being aware of it and using it to do funny shit
>The Stacies decide at the last minute to uninvite him
>He gets his Chad friends, gets a bunch of smoke bombs and water guns filled with ink
>Raid the camping site and fucks them all up
Also
>my birthday
>he turns up to my door with his cousin and two dudes that start eating cake
>ok.jpg
>Anon come I want a sandwich
>get in their car, they drive to the woods
>what the fuck are we going to the woods for?
>I don't want a sandwich, I want toast
>Makes us get sticks while he sits under a tree in the woods
>Throws bread onto a fire he makes until it's toasted
>Thanks
>drives me home and leaves
plus
>Go to his house to chill
>Says he wants to go to his grandfather's caravan
>Just relaxing like it's no big deal, then decides to get these bits of paper out
>lol anon look at this
>eats EIGHT tabs of acid
>Acts completely normal, except huge pupils and sometimes his sentences make no sense and devolve into gibberish until he notices and starts laughing
I can tell you more if I remember them. Do you want any stories that are relatd to music intrinsically?
>>29548352
What the fuck is with you pussies and thinking "boo boo my grandma died life is sad"
My grandpa was murdered like 3 of my friends are dead from suicide, accident, etc. my grandma died when I was like 6 and I didn't even cry. Why are you all such fucking pussies? Grandmas die when your young. It's part of life you fucking clown.
>>29547509
I really don't understand people who can't just understand they are just dumb as fuck. I mean I'm not exactly Da Vinci either but I don't pretend to be smarter than I am. Is it just egoism?
>>29548689
>birthday
he turns up to my door with his cousin and two dudes that start eating cake
>ok.jpg
>Anon come I want a sandwich
>get in their car, they drive to the woods
>what the fuck are we going to the woods for?
>I don't want a sandwich, I want toast
>Makes us get sticks while he sits under a tree in the woods
>Throws bread onto a fire he makes until it's toasted
>Thanks
>drives me home and leaves
What the fucking fuck. This is fucking hilarious.
>>29548691
Most people aren't sociopaths like you
>>29548349
The worst part of is that in my senior year of highschool we had this small scrawny guy with glasses and asma, and I WAS STILL CHOSEN LAST EVERY SINGLE TIME.
pseudo-normie here
you guys have been through some fucking shit
never been bullied personally, nor bullied anyone, but shit's depressing
>laugh at other boys' penises in locker room
>yours is only 7 inches
>continue this throughout your life until high school
The poor guy who only had a 5 inch dick killed himself before his 18th birthday.
>>29534938
i dont get it? you were the reatrd or what?
>>29548850
It's not even a lie. they were all high as fuck, came to my house, sang happy birthday and ate cake and then they went to the shops to buy a grill at 2am and sandwhich ingredients, threw a grill over the fire and made it. It was ridiculous.
OH I just remembered, kinda long story
>Had a long night with friend and some drama had happened
>At this point I hadn't slept for 2 days, he tells me I can't sleep at his house
>Fuck this, gonna sleep in your backyard
>Racer dude turns up to this guy's house with his husky
>He notices I have a gimp mask on me (long story)
>"If you go to this guy's house with me with that mask, I'll pay for your ride home"
>go there with him and he knocks on the door and the guy opens the window and looks out
>"WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?!"
>"EYY UP LAD, YA GOT ANY SNIFF FOR US MATE?"
>"YE 'OLD ON MATE"
>Ok anon now you need to walk my dog, I'm fat so run a bit
>I'm in survival mode so I just run around chasing after this fucking dog
>Nice1 anon, I'll drive you home
>Turn up at my mom's house in a racecar at 12pm
>Crash until midnight
>>29548691
Your grandparents dying when you're a kid means nothing. You barely knew them or the concept of death. I didn't cry either. I thought I was a freak.
I loved my grandma, but the effect her dying had on my mum was the hardest to see. I know you think you're some kind of hero for being a turboautist who thinks he's desensitised from all the gore he sees on 4chan, but I've seen far worse shit than you and take it in on my stride.
Pussy.
>>29548958
You're the retard if you didn't get that.
>>29546224
the 2010's were a different time
>>29534361
>>29534519
>>29534886
You should have started having regular threesomes with him and your mum.
>>29547211
I really wasn't. He also bit me in 4th grade and yet again, nothing was done because of his mother's status. I just figured it was just harmless jokes since everyone else in the class (including the other betas) were doing it.
>Move to new school
>Start hitting off with this kid named Carlos
>School is in a shitty area so all the kids started "dating" early
>This guy in particular dates a lot of girls
>He's telling me about his "conquests," I find it pretty impressive because I'm in the 4th grade
>Tell him that his success makes sense, he's a fairly handsome guy
>"Eww anon, you're gay?"
>Runs away and tells everyone that I said he was handsome
>Get called gay for months because I didn't know it was wrongto think another guy was cute
>>29549459
FAGGOT
Now suck my dick with those faggoty lips
>>29533747
She was probably talking about Dante's Divine Comedy, you uncultured swine.
>>29538926
how can anyone be stupid enoug to put that shit on/in their body? not blaming you specifically, but I guess a lot of kids just end up taking it because doctors/parents/themselves can't find any alternative.
i'd rather try some alternative/new age/hippieflip remedies myself, but i guess im pretty ignorant regarding what acne is.
>>29549454
>harmless joke
You realize other robots here would avoid socializing, because some girl might have pronounced their name wrong one time in 6th grade.
I can imagine you now: "HURR DURR BUTTAFINGAS HURR HURR DON'T HIT ME HURRR DURR." Then later the kid told the principal that you were taunting him, so the principal probably just rolled his eyes at the non-issue, and let him off, because you're such a faggot repeat offender that it can easily be said that it's 100% your fault it happened.
>>29543023
>not having a normie mask
Maybe you should just back down, bucko
>>29534460
Stepped into a big piece of shit on the way to school. Smelled it the entire day, wondering who the fuck it was. Before the second to last class, someone notices. Then I notice as well.
>tfw everyone laughed at my face and called me a loser
except that didn't fucking happen because I wasn't an autist about it. If you keep your cool, you can get out of almost every awkward situation.
>>29544588
I come here to laugh why must you inflict this pain on me
I hope youre well off anon, god damn it
>>29545379
Bitter virgin detected
Women can fuck things up pretty frequently but this is just savage
Stay mad virginboi :^)
>>29546209
This resonates too hard with me
>>29548969
anon what the fuck your life is like some kind of strange trip
>>29550344
You know the wild wasteland perk in New Vegas? It's like that. My life is mostly mundane, except for 3 or 4 strange yearly events. I think nothing is gonna happen anymore and sure enough, it eventually does.
You know, people only ever seem to be interested in these stories online, never IRL.
>>29539793
>call someone names
>get beaten up
>be surprised this happened
Choices have consequences, retardo.
>>29548689
More this guy is pretty interesting 2bh phamilia
>>29548958
Either that or he was like me, i.e. top 5% IQ-wise surrounded by average IQ people and realized what he perceived as retarded's actually the norm. The former's more likely though.
>>29550514
I'm struggling to think of anything in particular right now, but he did once fuck a girl at a party that claimed to be a lesbian who also fucked like 10 guys.
>Be in music department
>Go in the music room and some kid breaks the door by accident (also broke the piano on purpose but this was a genuine accident)
>Teacher walks in and starts blaming me
>Kid says it was him and I say "look, he's literally telling you right now it wasn't me"
>"yeah but you're always around when trouble happens anon"
>Guitar man (also there) says "this is bullshit, he said it was him, anon didn't do fuck all"
>"GUITAR MAN DO NOT SWEAR AT ME"
>Tries to leave
>They don't physically let him
>"you know what fuck this and fuck you"
>Jumps out of the fucking window and runs home
also
>Used to hang out in history room
>Guitar man has stupid idea, as always
>Gets all the gluesticks from all the rooms in the whole department
>Glues them all to the cieling of the room, like stalactites
>Draws a really good drawing (Autistic savant, remember?) of the teacher fucking a camel in egypt with the caption "I FUCK CAMELS"
>Glues one last glue stick to the monitor of his computer
>He comes back and looks at the drawing and pc and says "Which one of you little bastards did this?"
>"Ya might wanna look up, sir"
>He looks, turns red and Rees
>Guitar man power slides out of the door
I'll post more when I remember more
Hope I'm not too late
>7th grade in guys only gym class
>super skinny but not athletic at all
>weeks rotated from indoor outdoor games every other week
>indoor week thank god was my favorite
>playing beach ball four square, basically volleyball with a blow up ball and two nets crossed over each other, because it was the only thing I didn't have to be athletic to do
>in square 1 the best square because I was tall and really good at hitting the ball over the net
>bunch of muscular chads that looked like adults slowly join my square one at a time wanting to be on my team
>finally making friends
>after about 4 of them join me they all ask who I am
>say that I can't just join someones team without asking
>end up arguing with me and pushing me out of the square onto the ground
>try to rejoin game and all they do is spike the ball onto my square everytime
>go to coach and pretend to be sick so I can sit in locker room for the rest of class
>>29533241
I hate football and sports in general just for the way it infects everything, even this board Maybe it's because I'm autistic about cartoons instead of sports though
>>29550705
How was he not expelled or arrested? At the very least he would have to get suspended every other day.
>>29550937
He got suspended all the fucking time, his logic was
>Ok anon, you get three negative comments (we had a system where teachers could write negative comments in this student book you had to carry) you get a detention, right?
>And if you don't go to a detention, you get a lunchtime detention, which sucks ass, right?
>Well, if you don't go to that, you get an isolation, and if you don't go to an isolation you get a three day suspension
>So If I get a detention and FUCK going to a detention, I just skip the middlemen and decide "time for a three day holliday"
>My mom agrees, so
His mom was a getaway driver, pretty cool lady. His stepfather is a woodsman and he spends most of his time gathering wood and building shit out of it. I think nearly all of his furniture is made of wood.
>>29551024
Dude I think I'm gay for Guitar Man
>>29539793
I wonder what's the most illegal/dangerous/evil thing a Chad can do and get away with just because he's a superstar athlete and his parents work for the school.
>>29551124
Guitar man is now a shell of a human being. He dropped out of two prestigious music colleges and no longer plays gigs with me. He's a genius wasting his potential working at his uncle's farm and taking heroic ammounts of every drug under the sun so he can slowly commit suicide instead of jumping out of a building. A nihilist in the darkest sense of the word. It hurts me deeply because he is one of my best friends, along with black guitar man and ginger guitar man.
>>29551154
Did you not read the post? Anon was heckling him for doing poorly. If anything, that "chad", as you refer to him as, is the real victim here.
He probably didn't get into trouble, because it's blatantly Anon's fault.
>>29539451
>allowing 5 chads to die
You did the right thing anon.
>>29539451
I did the same thing in my philosophy class. I answered the same too. Nobody gave me any weird looks. I even joked that letting 5 people die might be better for society in the hypothetical world, so legilation could be made to prevent their problem with public safety and run away trollies.
Except the entire class laughed with me and the professor praised me for thinking outside the box, and that she always loves hearing new perspectives for old scenerios.
>7th grade
>Talk to girl that I think is pretty cute and smart
>She play fighting games, genuinely enjoys traditional male hobbies
>I have tragically low self esteem, was okay with being friends but I liked her a lot
>Best friend likes to push me out of my shell
>Decides to tell her that I like her
>Really upset, convinced she won't talk to me anymore
>Spend all day nervous because I don't share a class with her until the end of the day
>Finally talk to her, she reveals that she likes me too
>Blown away, but extremely happy
>She suggests that we start "dating," I invite her to the dance that Friday
>Friday comes, she somewhat avoids me the whole day
>We go to the dance, she leaves in the first 20 minutes
>Hang out with some friends, a little sad but figured she wasn't doing it because she hated me
>Monday comes, she doesn't talk to me at all
>Walks away whenever I approach her
>Continues like this for a week
>Still talk to her regularly on facebook, start dropping hints about her behavior at school
>Finally manage to corner her at school
>Tells me that she can't date because of her parents
>I tell her that it's not a big deal, we can be friends
>I actually liked her as a friend robots, it wasn't a desperation move
>"Please anon, just don't talk to me anymore."
>Message her on facebook when I get home
>Pretty much tells me that I'm not worth shit to her
>Starts dating someone a few weeks later
After I typed all this up I went back to look at the Facebook chat logs. I can't believe I apologized to that bitch for the mean things I wrote to her. Can you imagine one of your closest friends writing shit like this? I wish I could say that was the last time I got tricked into being friends with a girl, but based on later experiences I can pretty much confirm that girls will use you as an emotional sponge and discard you as soon as you start to think of yourself as any different. You can't be friends with a girl like you can a guy.
>Be a chubby guy in Highschool
>Not fat, but a stone or two overweight
>get made to do stretches and stuff in PE
>We had to use mats since the floor was hard
>All the chads took 2 or 3 mats each since it's "more comfy that way" Meaning I don't get a mat
>Teacher somehow sees no issue with this saying I should have been gaster
>Forced to do stretches and sit ups on a hard as fuck floor for an entire period
>Back is in agony, all the chads laugh at me in the changing room
I fucking hate normalfags, it's like they're completely oblivious to anybody who isn't some fucking normie popular shitfuck's feelings
>>29533553
please don't post it again it's too hurtful for me
>>29551173
That only makes my boner stronger. Godspeed you Guitar Man wherever you may be.
>>29532869
Here's a long one. Always pissed me off quite a bit
>Be me, king autismo stuck in a woodshop class in high school
>There's two normies, let's call them Chink and Cuck
>I actually used to be friends with Chink and even did his assignments for him, but I guess normies can't be trusted
>They seem to enjoy fucking with me. It starts off pretty light, just chucking bits of wood or tools at me
>Progressively gets worse; at one point, Chink tries to throw me into a table saw while I'm using it. Holyshit.jpeg
>I don't trust the administration, and Cuck's mom is a teacher anyway, so I say nothing
>Soon they start following me around, I have to hide in a friend's classroom and be late to fourth period every day because they're waiting for me outside
>Cuck finds out where I live. He shows up at my house with all his skater fags. Mom answers the door, he tells her they're my friends
>Nicetry.jpeg. Stay in my room, they can fuck off
>This continues for a while. Cuck and Chink keep telling me to fight them, I say no and avoid them, they follow. I keep being late to math. Goes on and on for a couple weeks.
>I do tell some teachers, nothing happens
If you're still reading, lads, here's where it gets good
>One day Cuck decides he's had enough
>Starts actually hitting me
>I leave to another table
>Hits me some more
>I leave
>Chink is with him, throws a chair at me and hits me upside the head with a textbook
>I still don't do shit, because self defense isn't allowed here and I can't fight anyway
>Cuck starts swinging, I back up and just ask him to stop
>Cuck trips, falls, rips his face open on a metal clamp and sprains his arm (this was woodshop after all)
>I stand there dumbdounded
>Normies who saw say they'll vouch for me and say I din du nuffin
>Sweetfuckingvictory.gif
Continue?
>>29533425
...
no.
NO.
NOOOO! These feels hurt so much
>>29552131
yes continue, i'm interested.
>>29548647
Sounds like normal kids stuff desu,
>>29542073
>girls would pretend to gag and cough when they went near me
>people would always push other people into me and laugh at them because they touch the disgusting kid
>whenever i tried to stand up for myself they'd make fun of me and say i was "going mental"
>teachers gave 0 shits
>literally always the odd one out in any group
>picked on for sleeping in class
desu i don't understand why
i guess my hygiene wasn't the best but i showered every day, used deodorant n shiet
kept to myself mostly
>>29550917
>tfw Chad has taken the virginity of your crush
yeah that happened. she was a kinda bookish hippie. but our school didn't have well defined social groups. there were the cool kids who "got it," and then everybody else. she was in that group, and i wasn't. but she had little in common with football chads, and stoner chads, and stacies. she just happened to grow up with a wild free-spirit party stacy. but my crush had a "weird girl" or "funny girl" role in the group. she's a 4.5-5/10 if you saw her randomly. very plain, unsexy. but she was 10/10 to me. i got to know her through classes and chatting online.
>He made her believe her that he truly loves him but all he wanted was to just smash her for a couple of weeks
not really. they had been friends forever. they didn't seem to be in love. just "dating."
>Now she's impure
this is the worst part. i had known the chad since elementary school. he was never an awful guy. but he had been talking about fingering girls, and getting drunk with girls, and all that, since middle school. so in high school, when i found out he was dating my crush, i was fucking devastated. i didn't really think she was completely pure or innocent. but not AT ALL to the level that he was.
fast forward about 5 years. i'd been with girls since leaving high school. but i still thought of her sometimes. i still felt that teenaged pain. i resented her and called her a social-climbing fake in my mind. i never tried to get in touch with her.
around that time, i find out that he gave her herpes or HPV or something. some incurable STD. when they were together. i was ecstatic for about 15 seconds. like yeah that's what you get for putting in with chad's dirty ass. but then i remembered talking about fantasy books with her. hugging her. how she had stopped hanging with that group after high school. and i was (and still am) deeply sad for her.
so yeah, fuck chad.
>pic related. similar personality and appearance.
>>29552131
Cont.
>I get put in OCS for the day. Cuck goes to the front office and his mom gets called up to defend him and discuss shit. My parents are never called, and the witnesses I had are never called up either
>After five hours in that shithole, I get called up. Maybe I can finally try to give my side if what happened
>They've already made the decision. They're going to give me the maximum suspension (a week) for fighting
>Vice principal gives me a paper to sign confirming this. Fuck that guy, fat half spic with pube hair and a swollen red cuck face.
>I refuse and tell him I din du nuffin
>Tells me I have to sign
>No I fucking don't, I didn't touch the fucker
>Go home, suspended. A security guard in there tells me I can challenge this at the district office, I just need my parents on board
>Parents don't believe me.jpeg
>Fucking pissed now
>Cuck got off easy because his mom is a teacher, same with Chink
The only good side I can think of is that rumors spread around that I was the one who fucked up Cuck's face and arm, even though the idiot fell and did it on his own.
There is no justice for robots.
>>29550757
>act like a dick to people who wanted to be your friends
>they bite back
>complain on the internet that they did so
Deserved it senpai
>>29548593
Public schooling is actually eugenics. Seriously, look into it.
Needing schools in order to educate the masses is the biggest myth perpetuated today.
>>29552274
>so yeah,fuck Chad
She did thou, wasn't that your problem in the first place
>>29534857
>>I get a crush on a stacy
>>I ask her out and it's autistic as fuck, I think I tried making a Pokemon joke
>>She and her friends beat the shit out of me (they were 8th graders)
What? How? Why did they beat you?
>>29534466
On the bright side, you are healthy and he's most likely dead
>>29539419
The ball is pitched underhand in softball though
>>29548691
>look at me, I wanna play the "rack up sympathy points" game to show how edgy I am
fuck off you cunt, it may be part of life and so are fucking emotions, go be a "big strong emotionless man" and kill yourself
>>29552318
This one's from middle school, not quite as bad but one of the first times I was reminded how awful roasties are and how pathetic I am myself
>Be beta orbiter for average, somewhat tomboyish roastie
>In group "haning out" (orbiting) roastie is talking about boys and whatnot
>... (stuff stuff stuff) But at least he's not as ugly as fucking anon LMAO
>Laughing but a little hurt "Hey lol wtf"
>"Sorry, anon, but if you don't have the genes to be tall or have a nice face, the least you could do is work out and get a nice body and that might make up for it a little"
>Quick reminder, I'm fucking twelve, maybe eleven. Not even that fat, never had a double chin or anything like that
>Chuckle and ignore the remark
>Why am I such a cuck
It was a dumb little remark but it stuck with me I guess
I stopped orbitting her in high school, thank god. She turned out to be a whore.
>>29532869
my nickname was Pakishit
>>29552442 You misread it. THEY were telling me I couldn't be a part of their team without asking. Essentially they all joined my group and kicked me out because none of them knew me and they assumed I just joined randomly.
>>29547021
Why would she scold him, everyone shits?
I've had to hold in diarrhoea before and it's near impossible. Over time pressure begins to increase in your stomach and you could feel the hot shit on your clinched anus.
I was lucky my dad pulled over otherwise I would've shit my pants.
>>29551585
>I kind of just wish you were still some random guy in my classes
>she meant everything to you, while you were nothing more than some NPC/background character to her
Truly the worst feel
>>29552877
I can't imagine being so incomprehensibly cruel. Being around me made her slightly uncomfortable so she tossed me away like I was nothing. That shit happened to me so much by the time I got to my junior year of high school I had pretty much given up. I have a likable personality, not a lovable one.
>>29552254
Lmao there was a kid we used to do that to in elementary school. Pretty sure it fucked him up bad, I heard he was a cringy fucker even in middle school and when I saw him again in high school he was a complete outcast.
>>29552948
I'm sure many other robots have gone through similar situations, myself included. Roasties, particularly middle/high school roasties, are cold, unfeeling monsters. If you aren't Chad you aren't shit and she would rather you just die.
>>29532973
Fuck you and fuck sports.
>>29553103
Honestly, my best experience with dating was a guy I briefly dated the summer following my freshman year. I could be straight forward with him, and we were equally loving and doting. I knew he wasn't fake. It ended swiftly when his religious parents found out and accused me of corrupting their son. People like to pretend to support LGBT shit, but once it's their kid suddenly it's a problem.
>>29534938
Heartiest kek in ages
>>29534643
Lmao was the tard
>>29534590
>12thgrade math class, seating arrangement was in groups of two
>wasn't expecting anyone to sit next to me
>qt tomboyish girl walks up and sits in the desk next to me, not a conventional stacey, was into vidya and skateboarding but she was pretty cute and had some nice big, round tits
>she had plenty of other friends in class but she chose me for some reason
>had known this girl since we were kidsbut didn't really know anything about her other than that we had a few mutual acquaintances/friends
>teacher didn't really give a shit and barely taught, just gave us group work to do and talk among ourselves
>we came to know each other pretty well that year and found that we had similar senses of humor
>I would look forward to the class every day
>one day we hang with ou friends, gives me her number to keep in contact
>ask her to hang out once and a while but she always has an excuse not to
>prom comes around and neither of us have dates
>my parents had already pressured me into going, even if it was by myself, while she wasn't planning on going unless she had a date
>i basically laughed it off and said haha, yeah
>had already resigned myself to the fact that she doesn't like me since I had been in a similar situation before, there's no way she would agree if I asked her (at least I told myself that)
>continue texting each other often, I make pitiful half-attempts at flirting with her but always re neg and say I was just kidding
>one day she flat out asks me if I like her, I shit bricks and lie and say that I'm always just kidding with her
>we grow further and further apart after that until we stop talking, hear that she found a boyfriend a few months after that
>still have her number in my phone even though we haven't texted since highschool ended 2years
>we went to Comic Con together with a bunch of friends last year and she was very friendly (and single), but it would be creepy of me to text her now
Why am I such a clingy, insecure piece of shit? Why am I still alive?
When I was 12 I got my first period and didn't know stuff about it.
This other girl pulled my shorts off in gym and my vagina had bled enough that there was matted/semi dried blood between it and my shorts and my tampon was jerked out by the force of my shorts coming down.
>Middle school
>have to write an essay within 6 hours
>sit there and write
>we were allowed to drink whatever we wanted and i chose some energy drink
>it gave me really bad gas
>i can feel it coming
>keep on writing because too much of an autist to ask the teacher to go to the bathroom
>i suddenly feel it rushing out
>i shoot my back up in a 90 degree angle like a fucking tin soldier
>fighting so hard to hold it in
>im literally shaking
>i can't fight it anymore
>it rips for a good 5 secounds
>decide to snap my fingers three times and slam my fist in the table to cover up the sound while its ripping
>everyone turns around looking at me
>i don't know what to do
>turn to the poor guy behind me and give him a really mean eye while clenching my fist
>tfw everyone knew it was me
>>29539187
In that case he should have put an apostrophe in front of his post to warn us of his impending story.
I felt embarrassed just reading it.
>>29553646
Holy shit, anon. You beta cuck. Same here, though. Enjoy your (You)
>>29553646
...This is fucked up
Please tell me it's bait
>>29538926
I boxed competitively but had to take accutane because baad acne, that shit took me out of boxing completely and sent me straight into bad times because I lost the only thing that kept me going
>>29553646
Just fucking text her, don't be a spastic and say you want to catch up for old times sake
>>29554439
It's not even like we were the best of friends, we only hung out twice. Our contact during that year was almost exclusively in class or via text. I would just creep her out and she'd think I was a rapist or something
>>29554259
Unfortunately not. I'm still a kv to this day
>>29553808
Thanks for the (You), lad
>>29533425
Hey, I remember you
>>29547510
Glad everything went okay anon.
>>29543080
Fucking this
FUCK OFF YOU STUPID NORMIE TEACHERS I AM NOT LIKE THE OTHERS WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE
This shit continued into highschool, and I got accused of plageurism several times because my work seemed too professional. Not humblebragging, but holy fuck it pissed me off. Fortunately I always made friends with the teachers, so once they knew me, they stopped accusing me.
>>29543376
Tbh I'm not surprised no one else has this feel since this board is FILLED with manlets... but I know this feel
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