/r9k/ approved porn thread?
It's porn that robots approve of!
Someone else post shit. I want to see white girls with fat asses
Do robots hate porn?
Aren't robots lolicons?
>>29519156
>>29519200
i love porn i love porn i love porn
>>29519200
Porn is bad for the brain. It's a drug you can become addicted to and waste your life away on.
>>29519278
bro you gotta love porn
>>29519278
Porn rocks. Dunno what you're on.
>>29519305
it's genetic liking porn humans evolved with an overactive sex drive that's why we masturbate.
bonobo apes are one of our closest relatives and there's not really any documentaries about them because their sex drive is near human levels they are constantly fucking/masturbating.
>>29519299
>>29519264
Could you post less gay stuff, bro?
>>29519335
yeah i could
but then this thread wouldn't be robot approved
>>29519354
Robots aren't gay. They're mostly white men, straight, lolicons and they're interested in white girls and loli
>>29519372
not really they're all gay faggots
>>29519394
Just post loli
>>29519394
Webster's defines a robot as any kissless virgin that likes cute girlcock
>>29519409
i got some loli i could post but you're already doing that
>>29519394
#SlayTheGay
>>29519423
>>29519440
lol you're such a crybaby just accept that you would kiss a cute little femmedique
>>29519423
I'm almost out anyway
>>29519449
Only when you admit you'd like to snuggle with a cute little loli.
>>29519453
>he doesn't have an obtuse amount of porn
are you even a fucking robot?
>>29519449
sauce plz? saw this before and been looking like crazy for
>>29519463
never said i didn't like loli my taste just evolved like yours will eventually everyone on 4chan eventually becomes gay or leaves that's the 2 options
>>29519484
That's why I made the thread. Can you post loli pics now? I find them hard to come by
>>29519493
right here, there's 3 episodes to it the third one is that webm but you should watch them all cause they're all about those 2
>>29519499
It's not a fetish, you freak,it's a substitute.
>>29519507
What? There's forty thousand on Danbooru alone.
>>29519521
sexuality isn't black and white it's pretty much gray everywhere but liking ladydick is almost right next to liking loli
>DFC
>usually no thighs/ass
>a lot of anal
Did someone say loli?
>>29519555
>>a lot of anal
What? Lolis are for penis in vagina sex andloving impregnating and babymaking
>>29519555
everyone got too horned up from my gayposting and had to go take care of a hard problem
>>29519586
any realistic doujins or toddlercon will have anal instead of vaginal
not saying i don't like me some magically unripped/enjoyed vag play from lolis though
Are most of r9k lolicons?
>>29519619
most posters on r9k are just fucking normies here to incite some autist rage or watch for the next shooter to show up
that's why there's so many racist/sexist threads now
after they put the robot back in this place turned into pol2.0
>>29519599
>toddlercon
Nah no thanks mate, I like my lolis slightly developed.
Also >reading doujins for realism
We need more doujins about totally unrealistic things. My favourite is the "Symbiote/ Parasite infects a girl and gives her extra lewd appendages ect. to go rape and infect other girls with" but there's so little of it.
>>29519619
>Are most of r9k lolicons?
Nah. Most of r9k is failed normies. No if you were asking about if most robots were lolicons, I'd say it's still a small margin but certainly noticeable at least.
>>29519660
Whoops, forgot picture
>>29519669
when you get into more developed lolis your only a few inches away from just having normal hentai
>>29519686
I mean 'more developed' as in 'old enough to breed' familam. No cowtits on my lolis.
KEEP THIS SHIT OFF MY R9K
YOU ASSHOLES PROBABLY GOT ME ON A WATCH LIST WITH UR GROSS PORN
FUCKERS
>>29519893
Worst of all worlds then.
>>29519911
You were already on that and on several other watchlists just from visiting 4chan m8.
>>29519912
>passing on your genetics and having a loving loli wife
>not the best of all worlds.
Wow mister, you sure sound like a high level pervert.
>>29519354
Source me up senpai pless
Why are there so many pedos on /r9k/?
N-not that I'm complaining...
>>29520338
Cute boat dude!
I've had people mistake me for you a few times, I feel.
>>29519930
Please do not impregnate the lolies. It is dangerous to their health.
>>29520338
This is a board for garbage.
>>29519484
You mean "obscene" amount of porn. Obtuse means being annoyingly insensitive and slow to understand.
>>29520357
>It is dangerous to their health.
Yes goy, all that historical evidence proving otherwise is false! You should only have kids with 30 year old women with dying wombs to ensure your child has Downs Syndrome!
>>29520352
Someone called me a shiposter. I post Kancolle lolis a lot because there's so much good panty art.
I'm the pedophile pantyfiend though. I'm literally obsessed with loli panties. A serious obsession.
>>29520363
Obtuse is an angle over 90 degrees, the opposite of acute.
>>29520382
If they can give birth safely, they aren't lolis.
>>29520386
You're 2lewd4me.
>>29520398
But I want a cute lolis.
I get way more lewd than this as well.
>>29520398
>If they can give birth safely, they aren't lolis.
Good job getting the definition of loli wrong my dude.
Whatever, I'll be here enjoying my "Not-Real-Lolis".
>>29520409
>I get way more lewd than this as well.
Disgusting! What are you into, you freak? Rape? Gore? Snuff? You're a monster!
>>29520422
I have a PhD in Loliology.
>>29520451
I'm into little girl panties. I just said this.
If I could choose between having sex with a nude loli or to get to do whatever I want with a clothed loli, provided I left her panties on, I'd choose the loli wearing the panties.
>>29520469
>I'm into little girl panties. I just said this.
You also said you got lewder than that!
>If I could choose between having sex with a nude loli or to get to do whatever I want with a clothed loli, provided I left her panties on, I'd choose the loli wearing the panties.
2lewd. Not to mention 2impractical.
>>29520485
That's not the lewdest part, that's just my obsession.I like to bully lolicons. My favorite thing to do is to make lolicons admit/call themselves pedophiles. They always end up loving how much it turns them on :3
>2lewd. Not to mention 2impractical.
It's not impractical. Thighs exist.
>>29520515
>That's not the lewdest part, that's just my obsession.I like to bully lolicons. My favorite thing to do is to make lolicons admit/call themselves pedophiles. They always end up loving how much it turns them on :3
That's not lewd, just rude. How dare you exploit the fragile emotions of lolicons like that. You're no lolicon, you're just a molester of vulnerable people! Admit what a monster you are!
>It's not impractical. Thighs exist.
80% of the fun stuff is covered up though.
>>29520553
I'm a molester of vulnerable people~
>80% of the fun stuff is covered up though.
Panties make it even more appealing.
>>29519449
please tell me thats a futa
>>29519070
why did you stop posting cute trap boys ?
>>29519246
cute
Do you own a daki anon?
>>29520793
>>29520815
guys please is >>29520687 a girl with a dick or a femboy
>>29519070
I don't know why I even get off to this shit now
Just a couple years ago I would have called all this stuff disgusting
/r9k/ has ruined me
>>29520945
You fap to little girls exposing their underwear?
Have some of this. Want more robots?
Pedophilia is the only true robot sexuality.
>>29519070
fukken normies
>>29519070
I tend to fap every time I catch a dollbro post.
I'm into this sort of thing
>>29521783
>scat porn
>the worst part isn't the feces, it's the faces
Particularly that bitch on the far left. Christ.
>>29519484
I hardly save porn too. I just have bookmarks.
>>29522065
I thought the same thing. And I actually fap to scat sometimes.
>>29521969
That's a shit tier doll tho. I'd even rather have those weird jiggly butt things with the anime pillow in front
This kinda thing. I like loli but not all that rape and shit. Just the natural bodily beauty
I have a huge loli folder. I had to start a second one cause the first got too big.
>>29522290
Gentle loli is best loli.
>>29522388
Did you know that you can use folders to organize files into a tree?
>>29520338
>Liking loli
>Pedo
Pick one.
I like this sort of thing but i fear this
>>29519156
Ruined ass will come of it
>>29519334
I would like to document that. are our genetics close enough that we could mate with them?
what would sex with one of these creatures be like?
>>29522616
Thirty minutes of heaven for thirty years of hell.
>>29522512
Why else would you choose drawings that look like little girls?
>>29522651
>But in 2d prison the fights would be more epic and such
>>29522785
Yes, yes, we have a pretense to maintain. Sorry for letting it down for a second.
>>29522765
like war movies and such. I don't want to be in a war. It's just touching. I'm no patriot nor a soldier either. It's not even drawn to look real idiot.
>>29522810
You're maybe 1 in twenty, m80.
>>29522844
>PICK ME UP INSIDE (CAN'T BE PICKED UP)
>>29522810
>It's not even drawn to look real
It's still depicting girls age 12 and below, down to the storyline.
>>29522911
>down to the storyline
Real 12 year olds don't do things like doujin related's storyline:
http://exhentai.org/g/879684/8fc6940d87/
Loli is purely fiction and I don't want anything to do with 3dpd.
>>29522911
Loli just means you g girl. It doesn't specify age. And 2d does so not equal 3d world. Nothing works the same and it's just a story. Like this guy says >>29522977
>>29522512
>>29522810
If you fap to 2D feet you're a foot fat.
If you fap to 2D men, you're gay.
If you fap to 2D children, you're a pedophile.
The only people who believe you when you say lolicons are a form of pedophile are other people who say the same shit. People who admit it's pedo think you're pedo, people who think loli is gross think it's pedo, people who don't even know what "loli" means would think it's pedo, so who exactly are you trying to fool by demonizing pedophilia while fapping to drawings of children in sexual situations?
>>29523036
There is no dictionary entry, but loli tends to be 4ish to 12ish.
>>29522977
>Loli is purely fiction and I don't want anything to do with 3dpd.
You were the first one to mention anything about 3D. Why are you bringing 3D into this? What relevance does it have?
>>29523586
>People are dumb and love to witch hunt
>>29523605
>You were the first one to mention anything about 3D.
No, the person calling all lolicons pedos was the one who insinuated liking loli = 3D pedo.
>>29523625
You're doing yourself no good by attacking a group that you're unwillingly lumped into. It's like if /pol/ tried to say Neo-Nazis are idiotic and then explaining how much they hate niggers, fags and Jews.
>"I'm not a nazi though! I'm a racial realist!"
>>29523636
That was me. I implied nothing about 3D. You don't need to like real children to be a pedophile. If you want to argue that then please show me a definition from a reputable source that specifically mentions an attraction to real children as a requirement.
Again, everyone thinks you're a pedo except for other insecure lolicons. You're not helping yourself by trying to distance yourself from the term pedophilia. Anyone who finds out about how you fap to drawings of little girls will associate you with pedophilia even if you think otherwise.
>>29523708
You just countered your own argument
>It's like if /pol/ tried to say Neo-Nazis are idiotic and then explaining how much they hate niggers, fags and Jews.
Exactly, they AREN'T the same even though massive amounts of retards ignorant on the nuance of white nationalism believe they are the same. You can hate niggers, fags, and Jews but believe that nazi germany was a failure who completely ruined the white nationalism movement and caused the needless deaths of millions of whites.
Likewise, just because ignorant normalfags think 2D lolicons are 3D pedophiles doesn't mean they are the same thing.
>>29523835
>>It's like if /pol/ tried to say Neo-Nazis are idiotic and then explaining how much they hate niggers, fags and Jews.
>Exactly, they AREN'T the same
You missed the point. They don't need to be the same, people still generally assume /pol/ is Nazis, just like people generally assume people who fap to drawings of children are pedophiles. That's why you never tell anyone what you fap to in real life, you know what they would think, so why do you keep trying to distance yourself from the term "pedophile"?
It doesn't help you at all to attack a group that most people would think you're part of.
>>29523636
>>29523879
>>29523586
Stop following me around. You're posting images from my favorites folder that I always pedopost out of and that I've posted recently. It's creepy.
>>29523835
This. Also if you're against gays you really shouldn't like Nazis since they were into all kinds disgusting homosexual acts
>>29523939
You and I must have similar tastes then because the bottom two posts are mine.
>>29523945
See >>29523879
It's not that hard.
>>29523957
How do you like this one then? It's another of my most-posted and will be a good metric of how much we share the same tastes.
>>29524058
Cute, but when I pedo post I tend to post panty shots. I'm seriously obsessed with loli pantsu.
Men without dicks are hot.
Any other cuck fetishists here?
I want to be sissified.
Real men get cucked.
>>29524074
Shit it's you again. I told you I was calling the police on you last time you were loliposting the same time as me. You should be hiding right now.
Also, cute is justice.
>>29524132
>find the idea hot
>naturally want to find the dominant one hot too
>not gay though so it doesnt work
>fantasized about getting cucked by an alpha lesbian
>fuck all porn or material about this obscure fetish
>>29524293
I think this is EXTREMELY cute.
Not my fault you're a deranged pedo btw.
>>29524307
Sakura is old and busted. Might as well be Chibiusa at this point. That's the loli waifu for 13 year olds just realizing man. Time to grow up.
>>29524132
>>29524192
There are five other threads for this shit, and you choose this one.
Not enough attention for you?
>>29524303
Yeah, it's always white girls fucking black guys.
>>29524362
Oh, so snails are more your thing?
I'm surprised this hasn't been deleted. Last time I tried to make a loli thread it got shot down instantly.
>>29524303
simply date a bisexual girl and let nature take its course
fuck your anime porn
>>29524382
Snail is indeed best girl, but she shouldn't be that tubular.
cuck cuck cluck cluck
>>29524410 #
Last one I made was "When did you realize you were a pedophile?" and it was up for hours. It did get deleted and I got a warning to not troll though.
Edit to remove awful image.
>>29520515
I'm a lolicon, will you bully me and make me admit to my crimes?
>>29524853
I just bullied someone else and made a huge mess. Sorry.
>>29524853
That's not a loli you fake lolicon
>>29524989
Can you give me your email so you can bully me later? I'll at first pretend like I'm not a lolicon until you break me down
>>29525032
>wantinf to chat with pedos over email
It's as if you want to be arrested and have your shit seized to be investigated.
>>29524989
That looks like a trap, dude.
>>29525188
It's Blanc from Neptunia.
>>29525032
I only use Steam tho. I'm also extremely shy. It's a wonder I even found the people I have on my friends list right now.
>>29525248
Toss out your steam ID and I'll add you from there.
>>29519070
INTERRACIAL KEKOLD PORN
>>29525248
>Neptunia
Do you recommend?
Also,
>doing pedo shit over steam
Wowowwowow, please don't implicate me in the deposition.
>>29525574
Neptunia is a really bland RPG, but you play it for the girls and the skits.
I'm not implicating anyone of pedo stuff. I just said I got done bullying, which I did :3
>>29525860
When are you gonna give me your steam ID rrreee
>>29526094http://steamcommunity.com/id/lolilover/
