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Happy birthday Poleaboo edition
>>29506682
>poleaboo makes a thread wishing himself happy birthday
Fucking pathetic you paki twat.
>>29506726
Shut up you cunt
>>29506520
I don't think religion is too much of an issue
Coming out as trans for me is just as hard as it is for most people
>>29506732
Thanks, friend
>>29506732
don't like hearing the truth?
>>29506743
your life is a joke pakipoo.
>>29506751
Dont like robots being mean to other robots
>>29506751
>your life is a joke pakipoo.
I know but you're just encouraging a Joker inspired killing spree
Lads I think I made the wrong decision in voting leave
I literally only voted leave because I want to be a fisherman. That is my only aim in life, to buy a boat and fend for myself in a nice cottage eating tuna and cod until I die
I know this will be more likely now because of the brexit because the EU was taking most of our fishing space. But everyone I know is basically suicidal. My parents have stopped talking to me. When I told them why I voted leave they gave me the phone number for the local chippy and told me that I have to move to one of the apartments above it within a week.
>>29506787
>I know but you're just encouraging a Joker inspired killing spree
kek, you've been saying that for months. All you can do is pee in some drinks.
>>29506682
MAY EDITION. FUCK YOUUU
>>29506802
mercy poison
>>29506751
>your life is a joke pakipoo.
Everyones on r9k is.
>>29506817
>Thinking you're less pathetic than someone even though you spend your spare time on r9k
So who will be the next PM?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10573882
http://www.strawpoll.me/10573882
http://www.strawpoll.me/10573882
Will first wank post Brexit be any different ?
Let's see, chums
If Scotland and Northern Ireland become independent will the UK just be called Kingdom?
Happy Birthday lad, hope you have had a good one.
Ive got a caramel wispa and some crisps, what are you lads up to?
>>29506870
it's going to be Boris, as much as I don't want that
he's only interested in satisfying his own ego
>>29506682
>happy birthday poleaboo
>poleaboo's face is crossed out in the OP image
What did he mean by this?
>>29506915
>caramel wispa
had no idea this was a thing, im just watching my fish swim.
>>29506915
>fucking want
Cant get them here, no more
>>29506918
No chance
The majority of the population know he is a buffoon
>>29506958
>pic not loaded
>>29506870
>Imagine
>Boris as PM
>Trump as Pres
>That bromance...
Should be a fucking sitcom.
Well, 2 years and 1 month as a civil engineer, and today I got fired guys. I've got a four week notice until I become NEET.
I had a good, well paid, professional job - that I studied 4 years for at uni - all taken away from me. I even did them a good job, I turned up every day, did what was asked of me but this wasn't enough.
The normies won.
They won this time, but the robot will prevail; my aim now is to become rich. The rule book is out of the window; I will make normies financially desolate for my financial gain. They will pay for this.
Someone edit this so the brexit results pop up on screen
>>29507035
>Should be a fucking sitcom.
>>29507036
Engineers are in demand. You'll find a new job in no time.
>>29507036
Was it linked to us leaving EU? Timing seems to be a bit off if not.
Watching lefties cry is fast becoming my favourite hobby
>>29506956
Pakipoo made the thread himself, like the pathetic deranged psycho he is.
Just this time he made the mistake of posting his edited version with his face crossed out.
Typical paki tricks.
>>29507036
Normies prefer muscles and smiles to degrees and autism
>>29507068
kek
When will he finally kill himself?
>>29507048
I know I would - I see it as something to fall back on - but I will become a fraudster instead. I will never own an Italian sports car being an engineer.
>>29507061
I think this was a factor; but nevertheless this is a moot point if mine was the only job made redundant - which I believe it is.
>>29507077
This is true. They also like degrees, but autism is very, very taboo.
got to go now lads
I already posted this desu but I like showing off
God save the queen
>>29507137
Well done lad. What will you do with your winnings?
Addicted to this song desu:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oTw6n-rHJw
Glad I voted yesterday, feels like I matter in some small way.
>>29507137
fuck mate this really bothers me, I tried to register a ladbrokes account online but it turns out you need to mail a fucking ID into them, and I was away out in the country at the time so couldn't go in store. Was going to place 200 on Brexit at 8 to 1 odds. Fucking gutted but still glad we're out at least.
>>29507085
if his own mother won't wish him happy birthday, I'd say today or not at all.
>>29507137
Ye only 'WON' 850GBP @ 17/10 odds lad. That screen shot is misleading
>>29507177
Don't do it lad, I like reading your updates.
I will miss them and you.
>>29506870
Not that evil witch hopefully. Maybe Gove. Seems okay.
Poleaboo is sorry but it's all too much, the trail, my trans identity, my family and now here too, everything is so fucked I can't keep going.
I'm sorry to the people who truly liked me, I'd consider you my friends but this is it.
Goodbye.
So lads now that we're out of the EU, just how fucked are we?
>>29507308
...do I dare to hope?!
Is it really over?!
>>29507308
See ya tomorrow laddy.
>>29507308
This is not Poleaboo. He is doing okay right now.
>>29507150
I honestly have no idea. Suggestions?
>>29507167
Unlucky lad. FWIW, paddy power and bet365 let you sign up online, don't know about others.
>>29507189
maybe, I guess. It's just the shot of what the receipt says tbqh
>>29507309
Fucked yes. But I wanted this. I want the country to burn down into hell. Riots and beta uprising can finally commence. Finally we robots can unleash our frustrations.
>>29507337
Some autistic twat is copying people's posts. Seem s summer is here.
>>29507309
>how fucked are we
In the long term the opposite HAS to be true - immigration has been grinding our little island down and depleting our resources. Not to mention the prospect of TURKEY joining Europe in the near future! The short term may be uncertain for the while, but it's for the best. Our ancestors are very proud.
>>29507362
things are going really well lads. The pound may have suffered but pretty much every country who wanted us to stay is now shitting itself and trying to win our favour again. Germany has apparently recommended we be granted "associated partner country" status, which could mean any number of things but at least means we're not gonna settle for WTO or the "Norway" option
>>29507137
when you posted it before the results I thought it was money down the drain tbah
what are you spending the winnings on
>>29507309
This country is finished.
>>29507495
at least you fucks finally have an actual reason to kill yourselves
>>29507495
how so?
I'd love you're expert opinions on the matter
FRIDAY NIGHTS MOVIE NIGHT
THIS WEEKS MOVIE WILL BE RUSH HOUR 2 A 2011 BUDDY ACTION COMEDY
THE MOVIE STARTS AT 10PM WITH SOME MUSIC BEFORE HAND
>>29507309
England and wales have pretty much fucked themselves up the arse.
>>29507539
Financially we're kind of fucked for the next few years unless the pound recovers enough.
Scotland and Northern Ireland want out of the UK now.
Major promises made for brexit were lies
David couldn't handle it and resigned
and the EU pretty much hates us which will hurt any negotiations for trading
>>29507013
I saw them in the spar today
>>29507619
yeah, fucking crying over the prospect of losing those productive and beautiful countries, northern ireland and scotland
>>29507621
apart from scotland and Ireland wanting out
the rest is fine
>>29507621
>Northern Ireland want out of the UK now
mate, unionists literally live for the UK, and they make up the majority in northern ireland.
absolutely zero chance they want to leave over this referendum.
>>29507706
>and they make up the majority in northern ireland
Until they decide Scotland had the right idea and Sinn Fein sweep the general election
>>29507621
The EU will be shit soon anyway when Framce, Holland, and Italy leave
>>29507619
Don't Scotland operate on a deficit to the UK? If it wasn't for England they would be fighting civil wars for packets of crisps.
>>29507621
David Cameron is such a spineless cunt, leaving when the going gets tough.
>>29507731
>when France, Holland, and Italy leave
It'd be cute if I thougt you had any self awareness whatsoever
>>29507309
I liked how Luton, a region where English people are the minority, voted for Brexit. The working class want a better deal and voted for what they thought would give it.
It's really dumb that so many leftists scream that people who voted to leave are a pack of skin-head racists. There's a massive voice out there that barely gets heard.
>>29507753
There's tons of talk of them holding there own referendum
you'd know that if you read the news once in a while
>>29507806
>There's tons of talk
Oh well I'm convinced
>>29507685
Yeah, who gives a fuck about london and scotland, nigga we got WALES.
>>29507751
>Don't Scotland operate on a deficit to the UK?
They exported something like 48 billion to the UK in 2014, so nope.
>>29507811
Yeah and I bet you were convinced that we'd stay in too
>>29507579
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU THEN
>>29507828
UKIP-equivalents boasting on twitter is not the same as a legitiate chance of a referendum
>>29507823
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nicola-sturgeon/12189037/Scotland-runs-up-15bn-deficit-twice-size-of-UKs.html
Scotland can leave us if they want they're dragging us down anyway.
>posted this to my fake fat woman I use to stalk qt's I know on facebook account as a joke
>normies believe it
>>29507838
http://pastebin.com/yXPjtt8Y
Movie night link
>>29507935
No I mean as in Gorilla isn't there.
>>29507881
Fukken saved. Gonna trigger /fit/ with it. That's hilarious.
Look what I just munched
Can't think of a better choco lads
>>29507880
>Scotland can leave us if they want they're dragging us down anyway.
And yet westminster were shitting themselves over the potential of them leaving.
>>29507977
clean your fucking sheets lad
fair play though, wispas are class
>>29507969
we have the movie in the playlist anyway
>>29507881
>lego is hard for fat children to play with
kek
>>29508002
top lel m8
i'm in the garage creating a masterpiece, thats just an old rag
How have you lads been celebrating Independence day? Just got back from the pub and going to catch up on all the regressive tears and political beheadings now.
>>29508224
I have nothing to celebrate. I don't even have anything to numb myself with. I distracted myself for a while focusing on some of the news earlier, but that distraction didn't last long.
This is one of those days
a-are we gonna make it fellas
>chances are
>we're going to leave now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V5yb_0AKOg
Poleaboo has finished his birthday meal
It was roast chicken and potatoes with gravy
Had a cake even though he repeatedly said he didn't want one
His presents were:
>Chocolates from each member of his sisters and mother (they thought it would be funny since he's on a diet)
>Clothes
>A comic book
>>29508673
happy birthday, hope you had a good one
how old are you?
and what comic was it?
>>29508673
Girls clothes?
original post
>>29508694
>>how old are you?
25
>and what comic was it?
Just a monthly from WHSmith (Batman/Superman)
Doesn't matter though, it's the thought that counts as I've read everything that matters
>>29508742
Unfortunately no
But my dad was telling me to buy new (boy) clothes, so this scratches one thing off my to-do list
Poleaboo just remembered the film night is on but he's watching Terminator 2 with his sisters
>>29508284
wtf I want to vote remain now
>all of brexit promises were lies & misinformation
>farrage 360's on '350 million to NHS' less than 12 hours after referendum
>pound tanking
>billions wiped off stock market
>leavers waking up today and regretting having voting leave because they thought "it would never happen"
>top google trends "what is the EU"
>councils scrambling to secure funding which came from EU
>counties with highest leave % were the ones who benefited most from EU funding
>second Scottish referendum
>Irish unification
>most UK immigration comes from outside EU which we have 100% control over
>when we leave EU, if we want to join the EU single market we have to agree to completely unrestricted access to all EU citizens
>just like norway & switzerland
>if we don't join the single market, our trade is going to be terrible
But nevermind all that lads, at least all the pakis have magically disappeared right?
>work at 5 tomorrow
>drinking warm beer
>listening to burning spear
>>29509211
don't worry about any of that lad - rejoice in the fact that the British people - OUR people - have dealt the most decisive blow against the capitalist superstructure of the 21st century
We won, lads. We're free.
When I went into work today they were loading all the polish workers into the lorries and shipping them off.
>>29506870
I hope for Andrea Leadsom. If not, she should be Chancellor.
>>29509211
You missed the bit about the boomers overriding the yoof vote
>>29509211
>if we don't join the single market, our trade is going to be terrible
There's a whole world outside of Europe, you know. And we're an island. Switzerland is surrounded and fucked. Norway is too far north.
>>29509240
>decisive
I know a win is a win no matter if it is .1% or 60% but the numbers don't imply it was decisive by any stretch of the imagination
>>29509305
decisive in that a rich western nation has struck against and damaged capitalism.
the margin of the vote doesn't matter.
have you made preparations to invite fellow commonwealth citizen pajeet into your home
>>29509305
a majority of well over a million is decisive enough
reminder itwasthejews is a virgin hahahaha
Feeling tired lads, been watching the votes last night, didn't sleep
Who else watched the votes?
>>29509375
not really when you consider our total population, it's barely 2 percent.
it can't get any worse for me in wales anyway
anyway, it can't get any worse for me in wales when you are at the lo
>>29509474
>>29509474
>it can't get any worse for me in wales anyway
>anyway, it can't get any worse for me in wales when you are at the lo
l-lad? you okay?
>>29509516
it just got worse
>>29509291
US has said a new UK trade deal is at the bottom of the list. We're going to get no special favours or treatment from EU after everything that's happened.
What is it we're even going to export? Racist old white people and fat darts players?
>>29509537
anyone else refer to roast potatoes as "roasties"?
pretty funny considering that term's meaning on here
>>29509537
We'll export actors.
Without british actors, all movies are shit.
>mfw the sasanaigh fell for it
amadain
>>29509537
Where is the source for that claim it's the bottom of the list? Both Obama states the relationship will endure and remain as it has, and the U.S. Trade Representative acknowledged that, too.
U.S. Trade Representative Michael Froman said in a statement on Friday that he was evaluating the UK decision's impact on TTIP, but would continue to engage with both European and UK counterparts.
"The importance of trade and investment is indisputable in our relationships with both the European Union and the United Kingdom," Froman said. "The economic and strategic rationale for T-TIP remains strong."
Nowhere have I seen anyone claim the US has put a trade deal at the bottom of the list
>>29509357
he has not yet learned how to use the loo, so to be tolerant we will have to have some designated streets for him to go in.
>>29509537
Also they cannot be unreasonable in their demands for a trade deal, and even the German finance ministry put a recommendation for us being a partner of the EU. To act unreasonably will spark more eurosceptic parties, as this already did.
We have not lost relations with anyone outside of the EU who we already had a relation with. It's entirely the EU we need to handle, not the US, not China, not the commonwealth nations. Japan, the EU, South Africa and South Korea are all confirmed for needing negotiations. Japan isn't even unusual, it's just how it is. South Korea proposed a free-trade deal once the results came in. South Africa intends to negotiate with us in October. The EU's official statement at least acknowledges that it'd be a good decision to keep the UK as a close partner. We also did not lose anything with Ireland.
we will trade with china, cuba, north korea and venezuela desu lads - supporting the cause of workers worldwide. one by one, countries will leave the EU joining our glorious alliance.
>>29509800
>china
>supporting the cause of workers
is it 1960
Anyone else drinking alone?
I seem to be doing this more and more recently.
just want to fucking kill myself lads, I know the person I love the most is too good for me, I am a piece of human trash that should've never been born. I cant even function as a normal low life member of society. suicide is inevitable for me
thanks britfeel
>>29509822
>using an isolated example to represent a country of 1 billion
ok lad.
>>29509537
President in chimp tried to join in on project fear. Trump is well in favour of not being a dick
>>29509900
yes mate
see >>29509212
>tfw still awake and drinking
>>29509900
Checked
And yes, keep getting thoughts of necking myself when I drink though, bit distracting tbqh.
>>29509925
bet u think all muslims are terrorists
>>29509537
A Prime Minister resigned. The pound plummeted. The FTSE 100 lost significant ground. But then the pound rallied past February levels, and the FTSE closed on a weekly high: 2.4% up on last Friday, its best performance in 4 months. President Obama decided we wouldn't be at the 'back of the queue' after all and that our 'special relationship' was still strong. The French President confirmed the Le Touquet agreement would stay in place. The President of the European Commission stated Brexit negations would be 'orderly' and stressed the UK would continue to be a 'close partner' of the EU. A big bank denied reports it would shift 2,000 staff overseas. The CBI, vehemently anti-Brexit during the referendum campaign, stated British business was resilient and would adapt. Several countries outside the EU stated they wished to begin bi-lateral trade talks with the UK immediately. If this was the predicted apocalypse, well, it was a very British one. It was all over by teatime. Not a bad first day of freedom.
http://www.express.co.uk/finance/city/683117/US-and-Canada-lead-promises-to-maintain-trade-relations-with-Britain-outside-the-EU
>President Barack Obama today said the UK and EU will remain "indispensable partners" of the United States following the Brexit vote
>Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau echoed the sentiment from President Obama in a statement today. He said: "The UK and the EU are important strategic partners for Canada with whom we enjoy deep historical ties and common values.
>Even Euro giant Germany said in a government paper it recommended making the UK an "associated partner country" following Brexit.
>The World Trade Organisation also said it was prepared to help Britain after the vote to leave the bloc.
cmon son, we've been out for like 20 hours and we've got like 4 trade deals lined up
>>29509909
jesus christ mate, just go watch an anime or something
Where were you when Gorilla abandoned movie night?
>>29509961
5am? That sucks mate, I thought 7am starts were grim.
>>29509963
I know what you mean, occasionally I look at the bottle and wonder what would happen if I were to drink it all. Usually drink whisky with beer so don't go through that much spirit. About 2/3 left now and I am thinking about staying up and finishing it.
>>29509988
You mean when Kent saved movie night?
>>29509909
Similar feelings. Very similar. Everything's shit, and I can only blame myself. It's really, really shit
>>29509977
Not to mention South Korea wanting one, and, China declared they want to maintain close relations, too.
>>29507340
by a cheap flight and hang out for a week with your steam buddy somewhere in Europe
Sleep on his sofa and spend all the money saved on booze and food, play vidya and roam around the city at night drunk.
at least that's what I would do
>>29509977
>"associated partner country"
This sounds like it might be too good to be true.
Lure us back in with a free trade deal and then when we aren't looking start piling on the bureaucrats and rules again
>>29510049
>buying anything from china
>ever
>>29510057
China is our second largest import partner, at 9.2%. The US is third at 8.4%
>>29509900
>9900
nice double dubs
4 out 5 days this week might take an e tomorrow, it is the weekend.
>>29509925
china is well known to have a shit record on workers m8
they are socialist in name only now if you have not noticed
>>29509900
I fell into a really long period of additional stupidity which has yet to end, and broke my monthly budget because I lost control and kept buying takeaways for no apparent reason. I can't justify any expense until Tuesday when I can at least use my DLA for monthly food shopping.
I'm just drinking water now.
>>29510080
>china
>ever
>>29510142
Not even in name. They are state capitalists
>>29510169
Don't live in the UK if you don't want your country buying from China. They are only behind Germany in terms of import partner size for the United Kingdom. Germany, admittedly, have a huge lead over China at 15.1%.
China and the US are big import partners to still maintain close relations with. We lose out by not having an agreement with Germany until Cameron has left, though.
>>29509211
>farrage 360's on '350 million to NHS' less than 12 hours after referendum
And how exactly was that his promise to make?
Do not the funds lie in the hand of George osbourne to channel them to the right source?
>>29510218
He never should have said it to begin with. Just like how Cameron never should have said he'd work on establishing new trade deals and not stand down as Prime Minister in the case Remain lost. Both of them are avoiding responsibility for their words.
>>29509211
>farrage 360's on '350 million to NHS' less than 12 hours after referendum
Farage never said that
>pound tanking
Has gone up, was expected anyway due to uncertainty
>billions wiped off stock market
Stabilised and climbing
>leavers waking up today and regretting having voting leave because they thought "it would never happen"
Retards are retards
>top google trends "what is the EU"
Ignorant Remain voters
>councils scrambling to secure funding which came from EU
Funding which we now have more than double of due to having all those billions in our own pockiets
>counties with highest leave % were the ones who benefited most from EU funding
Shows integrity and selflessness of Leave
>second Scottish referendum
Belgium and Spain have announced they will veto a Scottish attempt to join
>Irish unification
No one in NI wants to be part of the Republic, they hardly even got ahead with Remain
>most UK immigration comes from outside EU which we have 100% control over
Irrelevant
>when we leave EU, if we want to join the EU single market we have to agree to completely unrestricted access to all EU citizens
Switzerland voted against free movement of people in 2014
>if we don't join the single market, our trade is going to be terrible
6 countries within 24 hours have announced they will have bilateral trade agreements with us. 6 in 24 hours as opposed to the 23 it took like 40 years for the EU to get.
did comrade korbsky sabotage remain campaign on purpose?
does he have a plan?
>>29510169
this meme cap is full of shit
this is coming from someone who has lived in Taiwan and visited China. Even if you don't want to live in any developing Chinese city you can live in Taiwan (basically the Chinese Korea/Japan, it's completely 1st world) or get set with a comfy language job back home.
Mandarin is the best language you can learn as a EoP, French/German/Italian will net you "meh" on your CV. European migrants will usually speak 2-3 languages like the latter listed easy and it's nothing special.
Chinese will make you stand out, mostly because the few British Chinese here can't read or write and the actual Chinese immigrants don't have native level English.
Learn Chinese faggots, acquire wealth and Asian qt's.
>>29510439
He hates the EU for some reason even though it is probably one of the best attempts at a global socialist government
>>29510460
>global
regional
>socialist
began as free trade zone planned by industrialists, dominated by bankers
>>29510488
>planned by industrialists, dominated by bankers
Sounds just like the jews who ran the USSR
>>29510336
Oh right, this 360 million wasn't plastered on the side of a massive red bus from the leave campaign?
And Farage didn't go on TV this morning saying that it was a mistake by the leave campaign?
And that nobody can promise that this "360 million" would actually ever be spent on the NHS?
Taking into account what we get back from the EU, the real number is somewhere around 190 million. Which as a percentage of our GDP is literally less than 1%.
Where exactly are these supposed "billions" going to come from? Does it come from the same magical realm where all the pakis have magically disappeared and there's an NHS hospital on every street corner?
>>29510508
none of the jews who participated in the creation of the USSR were bankers or industrialists, and yes i have read anthony sutton and he's shit
>>29510336
>Belgium and Spain have announced they will veto a Scottish attempt to join
They haven't announced anything, it was speculation one individual made in an article two years ago
>>29510539
Spain would be unlikely to support it due to the basque issue. Scotland may also be forced in to the euro which turned out shit for everyone else
>>29506682
>Poleaboo's birthday is the same day as brexit
>>29510524
No that anon, but you can't blame Farage for that. If you listen to the interview, he had nothing do do with it and it was a mistake by the leave campaign.
at no point did Farage say the entire 350m would go to the NHS, he said it is now money saved that we can spend on what we want.
Both campaigns have been a shambles, but this one isn't on Nigel.
>>29510759
That's fine. I can accept that the 350 million didn't leave Farage's lips but you can't say that the entire leave campaign wasn't built on lies & misinformation which was deliberately spread to sway the average sun reading working class racist.
>>29510524
>Oh right, this 360 million wasn't plastered on the side of a massive red bus from the leave campaign?
No, it wasn't. Although even if it was it wouldn't be affiliated with Farage at all.
>And Farage didn't go on TV this morning saying that it was a mistake by the leave campaign?
He did. No idea why because they never made that claim.
>And that nobody can promise that this "360 million" would actually ever be spent on the NHS?
No one ever claimed it would be solely spent on the NHS. That would be 100% of the money we save from not being in the EU spent on the NHS solely. It'd be really stupid.
>Taking into account what we get back from the EU, the real number is somewhere around 190 million. Which as a percentage of our GDP is literally less than 1%.
Not quite, see picture.
>Where exactly are these supposed "billions" going to come from? Does it come from the same magical realm where all the pakis have magically disappeared and there's an NHS hospital on every street corner?
Believe it or not but hundreds of millions weekly = billions
>>29510788
Well it was no different to the lies from the remain campaign
>>29510788
>entire leave campaign
The entire thing wasn't built on lies and misinformation, but a lot of it was. As a leave voter, it was embarrassing.
The remain side was no better, scaremongering and worst of all exploiting the death of Jo Cox for political gain before she was even in the ground. Obviously not all of what they said was wrong, there are valid points on both sides which I feel weren't developed by either party.
Overall, I think the campaign on both sides were very poor.
>>29510807
Literally one second in google.
>>29510866
Where does that state or imply that all of that money will be going to the NHS? Since when did 'funding' mean investing 100% of your budget into the relevant area?
>>29510866
That is a badly worded and frankly stupid advert.
However, it doesn't say the entire 350m would go to the NHS.
As far as I am aware, it is one bus? Hardly likely to sway a nationwide vote.
It is stupid, but the media are trying to make it out to be more than it is
>>29510866
That always bothered me because it always seemed vague. How much of that is going to the NHS? Whose idea was it? No one is given credit for saying it
>>29510866
>that ad
holy kek
>>29510901
>>29510913
Lfmao the amount of grabbing for straws here is incredible.
The leave campaign was built on the back of anti immigration policy and this "magical" 350 million which would build a trillion new hospitals and make everyone thousands better off like some kind of fucking fantasy pipe dream.
Lads, I have no idea how it happened but I think I finally got a gf
>>29510956
You're claiming something that is objectively false and then making up conspiracy theories. You lost. Get over it.
>>29511033
claiming that a campaign used dishonest tactics is not a conspiracy theory
>>29511005
Cans.avi
also fuck off Norman
>>29510956
It isn't clutching at straws, it is fact.
I have already said the leave campaign was a joke, especially with "take back control" with no development. I hated that.
Remain was no better.
>>29511033
What part is false/made up? Genuinely curious.
>>29510956
The Remain campaign had the Prime Minister outright lie twice because of overconfidence and then he did a 180 and announced he was standing down in October. Leave has issues in its campaign, so does Remain.
Half the fearmongering done as a result of leaving never even should have happened. It didn't take long for us to have the US confirm its relationship and plans to trade with us. It didn't even take long for the Treasury Secretary and G7 Finance Ministers to say that they predict our economy to remain strong and stabilize after the initial shock, which they're prepared for.
Like the great bulk of fear over the results is dumb, and it was parroted just because people heard something on the news.
>>29511005
Congrats, at least someone can be happy. You'll get normie comments and all, but go on and smile for those of us who can't
>>29511052
The idea that Leave was conspiring to trick everybody with muh hospitals and muh immigration is a conspiracy theory considering the single advertisement to support that argument clearly does not mean what he is saying it means.
>>29511063
Saying that Leave were claiming that 360 million pounds would be going into the NHS weekly.
>>29510025
>>29510025
cuntanon just whored herself as usual.
>>29511136
>single advertisement
>does not mean what it says it means
>massive red bus
>been in the news for weeks
>350 million written on the side
>fund NHS written on the side
>"but they didn't say they'd fund the NHS!"
So what's the split then? 100 to the NHS and then the rest to rupert murdoch pockets?
>>29511230
Obviously the idea is that without that constantly going to the EU, it can be used for the NHS and other necessary areas. The advert is flawed as fuck, we can all see that, and the reason it's flawed is because it's incredibly vague. It's up to the government to now say what that money can be used on
>>29511282
yeah the idea was there. But now that leave has won and Boris and Nigel are basically floundering because they have no fucking idea how to spend this imaginary money.
>>29511310
We don't even have the money yet and we're still in the EU. It will be years until it's a practical thing we have to respond to. Obviously any areas which the EU has been funding will continue to be funded. Maybe all that it will be is all those areas will be funded more. Who knows?
You guys ready for a historic britfeel event?
Boom
You where lucky to witness that
>>29511402
You must have an IQ of at least half a million
>>29511384
>>29511402
I don't feel enriched. I'm sorry to disappoint you. Have a pity (You) as my apology
>>29511373
I'd like to see some information about how much each county in the UK gets what amount of money in grants/funding from the EU.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-cornwall-issues-plea-for-funding-protection-after-county-overwhelmingly-votes-in-favour-of-a7101311.html
Cornwall is already scrambling to 'secure' the funding which is propping up their garbage constituency.
My guess is that the amount we get from the EU in grants, subsidies and regeneration projects like resurfacing roads or improving infrastructure will MASSIVELY outweigh the supposed 350 million/week we send to them.
>>29511426
How?
You think the EU just magics up money through the power of bureaucracy?
>>29511460
EU officials are evil warlocks confirmed.
>>29511419
nah its only 60
>>29511425
thank you
Anyone list to 67?
They seem like right nobs, I have scribs on snapchat
I want more fish
>>29511426
See picture attached to this post:
>>29510807
The EU invests a total of 4.7 billion euros annually into the UK, whilst we invest 11.27 billion euros annually into the EU.
>>29506896
Careful, you might develop a fetish for non-Eu territories.
2am non-alchohol induced puke/poop combo. music for this feel?
>>29512084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g asbcad
>>29512223
off by one
https://youtu.be/3MteSlpxCpo
Tomorrow might be the day that people finally shut the fuck up about the fucking EU
>>29511688
That's a beautiful betta-fishy
>>29512373
nah, it's the biggest news to happen in years
it's be Christmas before everyone's shut up
>>29512442
Everythings been said a million times. There's nothing to talk about now until Conservatives elect a new leader and we start exit talks. Just repeating same wank over and over
playing witcher 3 lads really enjoying the game t b h
>>29507064
It has only begun. Soon there will be more butt hurt.
>>29512429
Isnt it just, this is the one I was going to buy but they dont deliver to my area
>>29512990
so do you isn't have an empty tank?
Ideas on the new pm yet?
>>29513213
Bozza
>>29513203
Sorry I dont understand?
Do you mean do I have an empty tank?
Because no I dont at the moment, ive just got the one.
>>29513213
pm?
>>29506901
I didn't order one I picked one up
>>29506743
Happy birthday, Monika.
>>29513213
Amerifag here. Was lurking and didn't plan to intrude but hold up:
Do you guys not have an emergency replacement for the PM? Like, America has a Vice President so if the president dies or resigns they take their place. Do you guys not have anything like that? Do you just go "aw shit lads the PM left, who wants to go up next?"
>>29514952
the government party in power will throw some poor bastard to try to damage control until a new one is voted in, its nearly that time of government again anyway so itll be a short tenure
>poleaboo didn't kill himself last night
Fuck.
>>29515406
I feel like he will soon.
>tfw we're changing our internet plan
>tfw brother asked to get a static IP
>tfw I'm going to get a fucking static IP
>tfw I can't tell him why I would want a dynamic IP without explaining to him and my parents that I post on 4chan and make posts that are worthy of getting banned
>tfw I can't ban evade after shitposting anymore
>tfw the static IP I get might be in the IP range that's banned from posting new threads because of some shitposter on the same company
>>29516409
why would he want a static ip?
>>29516431
Because it means he can access our home network from anywhere, which is relevant for him since he's super technical and a software developer and shit
>>29516455
What are you? A neet?
>>29516472
uni student
I can't deny that accessing home network from elsewhere could be useful so I don't really have a valid argument against it, but I really wish I didn't have to shitpost with consequences now
>>29516455
tough luck it seems
What sort of shit do you post to get banned?
>>29516506
mostly shitposting - making threads with the purpose of baiting people regarding strong opinons on a topic
sometimes 4am threads
occasionally posting a horse to talk to barneyfag
Who the fuck is pushing all these news websites to be so negative about the UK leaving the EU?
This is just a first step for us turning britain back to britain and stopping it being a shithole of immigration and retarded EU restrictions.
If anyone thinks companies are going to stop selling us shit like cars and stuff and limit their potential earnings by not selling to us they're retarded.
>>29516793
>Who the fuck is pushing all these news websites
Who do you think? Jews of course.
>>29516793
news networks are owned by globalists
brexit is the biggest 'fuck you' to globalism we've ever seen
>>29516793
>This is just a first step for us turning britain back to britain and stopping it being a shithole of immigration
Do you retards really believe this?
>>29516793
But anon, they said free movement of labour may well continue!
why is it that your ball hairs are so easy to pluck with your bare fingers compared to any other bodily hair
makes u think huh
>>29517436
they do, because Nigel said so and he's just an ordinary bloke telling it like it is.
Reminder pakiboo
>Believes in fucking Islam
>Wants to become a girl so he can become friends with his stalking victim
>Thinks it's okay to film someone taking a big, steamy dump
>Has vivid fantasies of killing his stalking victims then other innocent people
>Wants to end his lie as a terrorist killing white people for 'wronging him'
>>29509211
>all of brexit promises were lies & misinformation
>farrage 360's on '350 million to NHS' less than 12 hours after referendum
He has no power to decide where that money goes anyway.
>pound tanking
The pound rose 6% because the market bet on remain. It then tanked. But it has improved.
>billions wiped off stock market
The market was actually sent back a week.
>leavers waking up today and regretting having voting leave because they thought "it would never happen"
Some people voted for a variety of reasons, some just anti-establishment.
>top google trends "what is the EU"
Most people don't know how UK laws are made, let alone how the EU works.
>councils scrambling to secure funding which came from EU
There is a variety of ways for them to sort it.
>counties with highest leave % were the ones who benefited most from EU funding
So? Other issues eclisped that for them.
>second Scottish referendum
An independent Scotland would have 15bn deficit.
>Irish unification
This is definitely not going to happen.
>most UK immigration comes from outside EU which we have 100% control over
We can now control the whole thing and vote out our politicians.
>when we leave EU, if we want to join the EU single market we have to agree to completely unrestricted access to all EU citizens
>just like norway & switzerland
>if we don't join the single market, our trade is going to be terrible
Germany are already talking about giving us associated member status.
Meanwhile:
>European markets like the French and Germans have dropped lower than us.
>Loads of other countries are feeling that their time has come to follow suit (Netherlands had a great poll recently for that).
>EU shows its weakness.
Sure. Things will be difficult in the short term. But 99% of this moaning has taken two forms:
>Wahhhh why can old people vote? Why does democracy exist if I don't get my own way? All my friends voted remain!! And
>OMG THE ECONOMY IS RUINED. I NEVER KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!
>We're going to join the EEA
Fucking kill me. I wish we just remained then.
>>29517806
and also
>is not real
>>29517877
first point is so true
"omg I can't believe farage went back on his word!"
obviously he's not fucking prime minister so he can't "decide" where any of our money goes.
>>29517877
>There is a variety of ways for them to sort it.
Oh boy. Lets here the variety then.
>>29517943
No local authority is reliant on EU funding. They will not lose that money for over two years. And after that it is dependent on what the government chooses.
>>29509278
3 out of 10 18-24 year old voted.
That means they don't give a fuck and will let their elders decide for them.
>>29518031
Ah, begging London and inevitably getting turned down. What a huge variety :>).
>>29517935
Yeah the reporter was retarded as fuck making out it was a massive lie when it was a, this is what the money could be spent on thing. I didn't think anyone took it at face value, I didn't.
This result made:
>Lefties cry
>Scots buttmad
>David Scameron leave
>Remainers are lost
Funny as fuck this leave thing.
>>29517884
lmao
so refuges can come in anyway now hahahahahaha
>>29518325
It's not funny lad
>>29518395
It is desu.
So many voted leave thinking it would stop refugees but now they join the EEA which has almost the same rights for refugees. it's really funny
>>29507881
That is fucking brilliant. Saved.
>>29510441
>this meme cap is full of shit
thought you were talking about Corbyn's >>29510439 hat then
>>29511384
you leaving? yeah that would be great
>>29518297
Scotfag here, no one's mad considering you've pretty much given us another shot at independance.
England and Wales are fucked though.
>>29518601
I'll just vote no again, kek.
>>29518719
Sassenach can't vote.
>>29518601
Fuck, wish I hadn't deleted all my scotland shitposting pics now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aZi1RXe9kY
My sides, how will Belgium ever recover.
>>29518297
>Lefties cry
lefties voted leave lad
Poleaboo's house got egged on his fucking birthday when he was sleeping.. People just keep pushing him, I wonder if they enjoy the screams of pain.
>>29518601
lmao, everyone on my normiebook is crying their eyes out.
hilarious how the snp have duped the idiotic scottish people into blindly following the interests of global finance.
Just been to a parkrun lads. First time, a 5k run. Lots of chubby/average women there chatting to me
"Hope to see you next week anon!"
Am I a normie?
>>29519100
Nah they really didn't lad.
https://twitter.com/i/moments/746404477717061632
>>29519110
Was it targeted at you or another family member?
>>29519141
'Paki' was wrote on our wall with some marker. They will pay.
>>29519141
>Nah they really didn't lad.
>literal liberals
>literal snotty students
>>29519152
>>29519152
This isn't poleaboo.
Poleaboo is never up this early.
>>29519152
Really? Damn didn't think racism like that still went on. This leave vote has gone to people's heads it seems.
>>29519206
It's someone baiting you moron.
>>29519216
It's a shill lad.
Posts as "poleaboo", pretending to be the victim of a racist attack.
Then posts, "Damn didn't think racism like that still went on. This leave vote has gone to people's heads it seems".
Probably the same guy posting all these fake "why remain is a good idea" before the referendum.
Poor guy, invested all that time and failed anyway.
>>29519279
Good call senpai. Didn't think of that one. Stupid of him to do it at a time we all know poley is sleeping.
>>29519279
why bother shilling now. The EU wants rid of us and theres no way the working class would accept a revote.
Stupid fucking children should have gotten out of bed to vote in the first place.
>>29519513
>Stupid fucking children should have gotten out of bed to vote in the first place.
They would have voted leave anyway. Leave is a young mans game.
Watching Robot Wars since there is fuck all on TV, Pretty comfy desu.
Delighted we've stopped EU immigration, now we can have good honest lads from India and Pakistan instead.
>>29519735
>thinking we actually gave a fuck about immigration
It was about not being ruled by Brussels.
NEETS
I hope you're ready for the national witch hunt, because any able bodied man not willing to pitch in is going to starve over the next few years.
Does anyone else get that feel sometimes that you are watching yourself doing things? And you're detached from what you're doing? A sense of the situation being so surreal that it isn't happening to you?
>>29516409
It's rough with a dynamic IP too
Poleaboos sisters always ask why he is resetting the internet
>>29519762
Are you still phishing lad?
>tfw not an int and r9k celebrity like poleboo
>>29519759
go see a doctor lad
you have depersonalization and derealization
>>29517806
All of that is completely understandable
>>29519770
nah, got literally zero bites with my last wave
one target even changed her email address
>>29519777
/brit/ fucking hates me now for some reason, a janny there will ban me on sight
>>29519726
Poleaboo is catching the last 10 minutes, great show
Went to shit towards the end
Poleaboo is browsing escorts and dominatrix' in the North West
Not interested in sex but it just seems like something I should experience
It would be a new and exciting experience and that means a lot to someone who rarely leaves their bedroom
>tfw Kanye finally gave us the nudes we thought we'd never see
>>29519833
I thought you already seen one you lying fuck
INCONSISTENCIES INTENSIFY
>>29519797
What is understandable about following Islam? You only do it to keep daddy happy because your scared of him.
>>29519797
Go to /sp/ then
>>29519833
A lot have a 'no pakis' policy.
>>29519856
I didn't see a pro-domme, I met some fat 50 year off a BDSM dating website
Going to a pro would fulfil more fantasies, she's be younger, more attractive and will do EVERYTHING I need her to (strap on)
>>29519752
You're thick as shit or willfully ignorant if you think that's what most leavers believe.
Poleaboos girl pills have arrives
Can't unpack now as brother is still sleeping in our bedroom
>>29507036
Still coming to terms with my job dismissal lads; wondering if I have a case to take the bullying cunts to a tribunal and bleed as much cash out of 'em as i can desu.
My plan going forward is to hit the road in a stealthy camper van and live a NEET nomadic lifestyle. To sustain myself and grow my wealth i'll steal and sell cars (i'll nick the keys from gym lockers) and once i've sold enough cars i'll renovate dilapidated apartments and hopefully become a successful property developer. Want to stick my foot into some lucrative financial frauds as well, I will be rich soon.
PS i've got 8mb of rich cat pictures if anyone wants me to dump them
>>29519735
But they came here years ago anon, what we're seeing now is home grown.
STOP TALKING ABOUT POLITICS PLS I COME HERE TO BE SAD AND TALK ABOUT THE SWEETS I HAVE.
i've got a caramac and 10 bottles of kingfisher, what are you lads up to on this fine day?
Just harvested my MFLB stem with some whole milk, then mixed with some Frijj for taste.
The stem has gone from opaque to as-good-as-new, so I'm likely going to be very toasty today. Good feels, boys, good feels.
>>29519967
Have some tranny tits
>>29519967
Caramac is too sweet but I love Gold bars and I have a pack in the fridge
>>29519982
Google with the bare fucking bants today
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215
mfw
>>29519999
MOTHER
FUCKING
QUADS
>>29520013
This is shaping up to be one hell of a week for me
>>29520008
>not being able to accept you lost
>wanting a permanent stalemate
>wasting even more tax payer's money
>>29520008
It is a big decision tbf
I do think there should be a higher margin required for victory
>>29520052
Its almost like they support the EU
>>29520008
Like to point out that only 350k of those are from the UK...
How is that fucking allowed?
>>29520057
well maybe if all the 20somethings that a signing this petition actually got up and voted they wouldn't need this petition
>>29520059
A lot of people didn't want Cameron to win, but we didn't ask for a second election.
>>29520077
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/122946
you underestimate lefties
>>29520077
>but we didn't ask for a second election
Did you miss the protests in London where they wanted exactly that. Charlotte Church was there, reminding us that even millionaires can be oppressed by austerity
>>29520008
pretty sure it wouldn't work retroactively even if it passed
>>29520156
Poleaboo likes Charlotte Church. He has a lot of respect for attractive women dating black men.
>>29520122
RRREEE REEEE THEY'RE FUCKING LIBERALS NOT LEFTIES HOW MANY TIMES REEEEEE REEEEEEEE
>>29518436
This is what makes leavers so funny.
They voted leave for "PAKIS OUT" but they're so ignorant they don't know that if we want to join the EEA for free trade we have to allow unrestricted access to all EU citizens. (just like norway & switzerland)
Also that we ALREADY had 100% control over immigration from places like india & pakistan because they're not in the EU.
Pakis are here to stay because almost all of them are british born, poles & romanians are here to stay.
>>29520337
I voted leave because I'm a economic socialist and the EU heavily discourages nationalisation to benefit their megacorporation friends.
Pakis will never move to my small town because it's not in london, birmingham or manchester so couldn't give a fuck what they do
HAHAHA Scotland wants to make a deal with the EU
>>29520370
BUILD WALL
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robot pls, i'm tired
So now we've left the EU who's killing themselves here?
>trapped in a country that might as well be dead
>the prospect of getting a decent job is gone
>NEETbux will be gone forever
>won't even be able to move to Scotland once they fuck off
I don't give a fuck about sovereignty of fucking immigrants. We've royally fucked ourselves and I have to live with that decision for 60+ years whilst most leave voters will die before we even actually leave.
>>29520400
>NEETbux will be gone forever
Norway has even better NEETbux than us and they're not in the EU
>>29520337
>the pakis out meme
you do realise that this is literally only people on 4chan?
what people are afraid of is refugees, coming from the middle east and north africa, through the EU
have you not read any news for 2 years or something?
>>29520400
>tfw mummy is scottish
>tfw half scottish
>tfw joint citizenship
VOTE YES LADS
>>29520423
>what people are afraid of is refugees, coming from the middle east and north africa, through the EU
Which will continue to happen once we join the EEA.
>>29520418
Norway's not run by a bunch of cunts who think Chinese is a good example of work policy. You really think they're not going to scrap most benefits now we're financially in the shitter?
>>29520428
I'm half Welsh, half English. Again, fucking trapped in this shithole. The only way to leave is death.
>>29520423
>what people are afraid of is refugees, coming from the middle east and north africa, through the EU
you do realise that this is literally only people on 4chan?
No one is afraid of that, if anything they want the government to take more refugees
a few thousand migrants is nothing compared to unlimited immigration from Eastern Europe
have you not read any news for 2 years or something?
>>29520423
Oh, those immigrants who we've barely let in at all? And that's one of the things Cameron pushed for in his EU negotiations before the referendum.
>>29520418
4 billion in cuts to welfare due to austerity measures. How do you think that's going to go after we leave EU? Norway is rich and has fuck tonnes of oil & invests heavily into social programs.
In England we get our bennies stopped because the people at the job centre don't like the look of us.
>mfw everyone's panicking like its the end of the world. gonna be rough for a while but we will pull through this
I take my dog on a walk that takes around 30 minutes. I've done it a million times and it's pretty short so I don't get tired from it. The past few weeks however it tires me out greatly, I even went for a long sleep after only doing it once on a cold, windy day.
What's wrong with me? I'm not fat and my sleeping patterns haven't changed.
>>29520477
the stock market's already recovered after the initial retaliation. remainfags are overreacting
>>29507309
Unfucked, economy is already recovering, trade with non-eu countries is already in talks as we've had multiple offers, eu countries will still trade with us, especially germany since we buy 30% of their cars.
FTSE is already going back up, as is the currency, and now we're not under the jurisdiction of that shitty EU.
>>29520503
all the countries in the uk except england (and wales whatever) vote remain majority
now leave has cone through scotland will have another referendum.
its been hinted that northern ireland will possibly try to go with scotland. over a united ireland by unionist politicians here
kek
>>29520564
not gonna happen though, Ireland and Scotland alone wouldn't be able to join the EU and they both need england, so going it alone would probably not happen.
>>29520583
or they could latch on to another sucessful EU country. like i dunno Ireland
#GaelicUnion
who am i kidding though, ill never see a united itreland in my lifetime
>>29520464
>Oh, those immigrants who we've barely let in at all? And that's one of the things Cameron pushed for in his EU negotiations before the referendum.
I never said we let them in, I said that's what people are scared of
South asians have been coming into the country for decades - why do you there is so much anti-immigration sentiment right now?
I've met a lot of racists in my time, but no one who actually thinks the referendum was about "pakis out".
Lads, sometimes ITT people post gifs of Pepe in the rain looking contemplative in dark cities. What is this series of images called and where can they be found online? They are very comfy.
Bored. Want the Wales game to hurry up and start.
>>29520685
The referendum was almost 100% about pakis out. Your average obese sun reading idiot and middle class daily mail reader sees a paki in the shop or a polish corner shop and thinks we're being invaded.
What sovereignty have we actually lost to the EU? What laws are they forcing on us where we suffer exactly? Leave campaign was banking on misinformed fears about the EU throwing the queen off of tower bridge and putting a gay trans muslim in parliament.
>>29520685
>but no one who actually thinks the referendum was about "pakis out".
Is this your first time in /britfeel/? That's been the sentiment here for ages
>>29520730
I think people do want more control over immigration, which makes sense. I can understand people not wanting this country to become like Germany. It's not a surprise that people on the political left overwhelmingly supported remain. I know not all left wingers did, but it was most.
Eastern Euros think it's an attack against them, but it isn't. The European European didn't just make it easier for Europeans to move freely, it also made it much more easy for people from outside the EU to move more freely around Europe. Something that a lot of British people didn't like.
>>29520730
there have been paki cornershops for decades lad
>What sovereignty have we actually lost to the EU
2/3rds of our laws come from brussels, and we have no say in them
>>29520742
mate, i literally made that point a couple of posts ago.
i said that's a 4chan meme that nobody in real life subscribes to.
>>29520797
*The European Union
>>29520703
Post more ohaiyos
>>29519797
>nah, got literally zero bites with my last wave
>one target even changed her email address
So what are you doing now for revenge? Did you really just give up?
>Article 50 can be exacted at any time
>minimum of two years to complete it and an extension can be requested afterwards
>the EU trying to lean on Britain to do it ASAP so as Britain will not have time to negotiate trade deals
>is openly admitting it is doing this to make leaving hurt as much as possible as a 'warning' to other EU members who might be thinking of leaving
Nice 'democratic' 'union' you've got there.
>>29520550
We haven't left yet, the real effects won't be felt until then. It has been two days, in two years time let's see what's what.
>>29520797
The only way we get full control over our borders is leaving the EU AND the EEA. That means no free trade to Europe. I consider myself politically left but I'm against the influx of the current economic migrant crisis happening.~
We were barely taking on any syrian migrants to begin with
>>29520834
They really are showing their true colours with that bullshit.
It'll probably bite them right back when other countries call their own referendums to escape the fist of Brussels.
>>29520730
>What sovereignty have we actually lost to the EU? What laws are they forcing on us where we suffer exactly?
A prime example of how the EU can nonsensically interfere with other countries sovereignty was shown by Britain voting to Leave. The example is of their stance that there will need to be a border between EU Ireland and non-EU Northern Ireland. Literally nobody in Ireland wants that but the EU wants to enforce it, and they will have no choice. And what business does Brussels have interfering in centuries old, complex British and Irish politics? It has nothing to do with Brussels or the EU.
Also tampon tax. David Cameron wanted tampon tax but EU denied him. This is a good one to bring up with feminists.
Won 500 quid off a 100 stake; pretty chuffed desu lads
Racist "little englander" makes xenophobic remarks. This ragged old cunt ruined everything for me and my wifes son.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqW-pWzLFfs
>>29520962
What are you going to spend it on?
>>29520981
Tendies and Mountain Dew.
>>29520978
I'm crying with him he makes me proud
>>29520905
yes but how are you going to stop free movement of people into the UK from the EU if there isn't a border?
>do it sasanaigh
>vote leave
>you love the UK, don't you?
>The prospect of a second Scottish independence referendum looms, as Sinn Fein also calls for a vote on a united Ireland.
http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2016/06/scotland-northern-ireland-react-brexit-vote-160624192035305.html
>>29521039
Sinn Fein actually trying to unite Ireland again.
Fucking why. The shit had finally began settling down a bit.
Truly, England and Wales are the only true, loyal brothers of the UK.
Love you Welsh. Proper bros.
Fuck the Scots and Irish. Let them run back to the EU like a bunch of pussies.
missus wants to go shopping for patio furniture but I want to watch the football. THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH
>>29521039
This meme is pretty lame.
>>29521085
Sinn Fein are just bored.
>>29521018
Free movement of people from Ireland to Northern Ireland is fine.
If it so happens that Belfast International departures begins to resemble a German refugee camp, then an argument about stricter borders between Ireland and N Ireland may be necessary. I don't think that scenario would be like though. Why would immigrants be trying to pour into the UK once it has left the EU? They will be illegals, whereas they could go to France, Germany or anywhere else in the EU and live legally.
>>29521122
You shouldLEAVEher.
>>29521122
Tell her to look online for it and you'll get it tomorrow
On adultwork a lot of women add "domination/hmiliation/bdsm/strap-on" to their profiles
Are they really up for this or is it just to get more views?
>>29520826
I didn't really need much else from the phishing
Already got the main girl (and her email accounts) and from what I can tell the other girl doesn't use facebook much anyway
The transition and now searching for dommes/escorts is helping me to get my mind off them
>>29519882
Post the story if you do. I like reading that type of shit.
James May being butthurt on twitter haha
>>29521161
>>29519882
Don't bother with a strapon mate, just late us run a train on you.
If I get on a boat and try to sail to Ireland to get an EU passport, will they get angry at me because I have a mobile phone? Or is that just an us thing?
>>29521150
Can't size it apparently. Or tell the colour properly. She's sulking in the kitchen
>>29521138
Would but we have a mortgage, kid etc also would be an overreaction in this circumstance I feel. Wouldn't want to do that to our bull Tyrone either. Wouldn't be fair to him
>>29521161
>I didn't really need much else from the phishing
>Already got the main girl (and her email accounts) and from what I can tell the other girl doesn't use facebook much anyway
So what now? Did you 'win'?
>>29521161
>On adultwork a lot of women add "domination/hmiliation/bdsm/strap-on" to their profiles
>Are they really up for this or is it just to get more views?
You'll have to message them and ask. Most usually aren't good at it but will do it anyway because money.
You want to see one that has her profile all about being a dom and has lots of reviews. Don't be afraid of having to get a train to another city if need be.
Important poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/10583633
133
>>29521252
>lots of reviews
Gross.
>>29521282
You won't find an escort who's a virgin lad.
>>29521291
Maybe he doesn't want to pay to throw a hot dog down an aids ward
>>29521360
You know nothing about this so why get involved?
>>29521389
Fuck off, he's absolutely correct.
The escorts you want to hire are the ones that have a small but loyal clientelle.
>>29521125
>i-it's just a meme buckos
who /platonic brown twink friends that you can hug/ here
>>29521393
This is his first time seeing one. Before he starts experimenting with seeing ones with less reviews and ones who less known, he needs his first experience to be actually good. Otherwise he'll be done with punting quickly.
>>29521279
1/3 of the NHS leaving, that would be great. It's not like we have a shortage of British doctors, with a lot more getting the paperwork to move abroad because the new contracts are going to suck.
Though I suppose healthcare won't be free in a decade either way...
>>29521439
Yeah, good. Not some slapper with a cavernous clunge.
>>29521462
>Not some slapper with a cavernous clunge.
I never said that. Maybe you misunderstood or I didn't explain myself well but I was trying to help poley into the wonderful world of punting like the rest of us degenerates.
>>29521404
>irish descent into hell
>>29521493
Maybe you didn't read his post.
Enjoy your AIDS ward.
>>29521252
But there are some real young qts with only a handful of reviews (that claim to be dedicated doms)
Any advice regarding those with 0 feedback but are "verified"?
>>29521229
eh, got something close to closure
Guess I can get up to some mischief with the information I gathered
Pizza party, Adultwork profile (since I have phone numbers and addresses now) etc.
But honestly I don't care right now
Though I expect it all to come flooding back eventually
>>29521589
I assumed poley wouldn't be stupid enough to let the escort use her own strap on and not bring his own.
>>29521631
Check here for more reviews https://www.ukpunting.com/
They can 'claim' whatever they like on their profile.
And don't go with a 0 feedback for your first time. That's something you do once you're a little experienced and bad experiences don't matter all that much.
Don't dive into the deep end for your first time desu. I'd keep it simple for your first time. I'd even recommend ditching the dom thing and just going vanilla for your first time. But you probably won't want to do that so at least go with a good dom.
Alright lads,
After Gorilla's mystery disappearance last night, I've taken control of Friday Night Film Night for an interim period.
The theme for next week is ANIMATED MOVIES.
Here's the Strawpoll for people who want it: http://www.strawpoll.me/10579596
The poll will run until 23:59:59 TUESDAY night.
As usual, the movie will be at 10pm Friday night, but depending on the existence, or lack thereof, of Gorilla, we may use a different location, which will be announced ahead of time.
>>29510572
>Spain would be unlikely to support it
if podemos win tomorrow (likely), they would let in an independent scotland
>Scotland may also be forced in to the euro
we don't have a central bank nor our own currency, so we can't join
kek how is this thread still up? did all you neets kill yourselves at the thought of your bennies going away?
So are britbongs happy about this? Are burgers supposed to be happy?
Do I vote Trump now?
>>29521794
If they win won't spain be leaving the EU anyway
>>29521695
If I am going for a domme (which I am certain that I am) then I am also considering those with their own websites, since they're likely to be better
Once I'm more experienced I'll go for one that is primarily a prostitute that also offers domination/humiliation services so I can transition into vanilla interests and see if that is for me
Need to be 100% sure about my sexuality
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE FUCKING EU
>>29521910
>So are britbongs happy about this?
50/50 like the vote
>Do I vote Trump now?
no
>>29521944
>REEEE STOP DOING THINGS I DONT LIKE
do your family a favor and hang yourself
>>29521910
No, Trump's too busy blaming Obama and Hillary for us exiting. Chances are he'll be a dick if he's elected over us exiting.
>>29521944
Poleaboo agrees with this statement
>>29521978
Why don't you just die of AIDS you stupid cunt?
>tfw just bought a plane ticket to Melbourne
How am I going to get a job in Australia?
>>29521910
>>29521958
>>29521975
>not voting trump to begin with
Why does the rest of the world not see that Trump is the lesser of two evils? We are living in a femcentric society bent on figuratively castrating males, and you want to elect a female president? One who openly breaks rules and lies, and is neck deep in washington/corporations' pockets.
>>29522007
Because the dude is clearly going to be a huge dick to the UK once in power. Obama is rational over us leaving, Clinton is pretty fair, too. Trump immediately blamed both of them for us leaving, he clearly didn't want us to.
>>29522007
If I was a yank i would vote for him. He must be very intelligent to achieve what he has. He has enough money to not have to bend the knee to any corporations. Patriotic and passionate.
The Donald and Boris bromance will bring an era of a new world.
>>29522007
Britcucks are already castrated so they don't really care either way.
>>29521978
Funny because most people would tell you shut the fuck up about your boring and failed husk of a life.
Poleaboo just intimated two cumskins on his way back from picking up his takeaway. At first he felt great proving his genetic superiority but then it hit that it will make transitioning much harder.
>>29522041
No, we will be if Trump goes back on Obama's word at any point while he's in power. Obama said our relations will remain close and we will continue to trade without the EU. If Trump, at any point, feels differently then we get castrated.
As long as we maintain the relations we have right now, and establish a new agreement with Germany and France in October or later, Britain will be okay.
>>29522062
I thought you were on a diet you fat tub of lard.
>>29522074
I am but it's the weekend and I've shown some insane discipline. Need a treat to keep up morale.
>>29522091
Fat bastard, you won't ever be a girl.
>>29522091
You should fucking kill yourself 2bh
>>29519127
are you running from your problems?
>>29522115
>>29522131
Poleboo has dealt with vast negativity and jealously that plagues the sissy scene. Your words couldn't be weaker.
>>29522115
Those posts were not mine
>>29522062
Quite enjoyed this post even if it is fiction
>>29522145
>the sissy scene
>>29521929
depends on what happens to the uk
>>29522145
>the sissy scene
-.
>>29522145
Not being kooky now, you genuinely should just off yourself. You're literally worthless.
>tfw cut myself properly for the first time in almost a year last night
JUST
>>29522201
>mfw even poleaboos own sisters tell him how much of a failure he is
>>29522066
Didn't trump praise brexit and support it?
>>29522231
>Didn't trump praise brexit and support it?
That's what i read
>>29522231
Only today. Immediately following the results, he said that it was their fault, and they "do everything wrong"
>>29521910
No Yank. Boris Johnson who might be our next PM (which the American media has painted as the "British Trump") is not like Trump. Johnson did some incredibly good things to London as mayor and he supports amnesty to illegal immigrants.
Trump is the Brit from Peterborough that no one likes.
>>29522392
>supports amnesty to illegal immigrants.
how is this a good thing?
>>29521695
>I assumed poley wouldn't be stupid enough to let the escort use her own strap on and not bring his own.
Is that really such a bad thing?
She surely cleans it
>>29522432
It is costly and a messy affair to deport illegals back to their home country. The 1% cause crime and always make the News at Ten. The other 99% of them are law biding, working, pay taxes, and remit money to their homeland.
>>29522472
Better safe then sorry when it comes to strap ons desu.
>>29522472
>She surely cleans it
Yeah under some hot water. She's not going to fully sterilize it every night. Bring your own you faggot.
>Q. Will you see Asian/black men?
A. YES OF COURSE, I do not discriminate and am happy to see all races as long as you are respectful and can speak English so there are no communication issues!
>>29522580
Bet she's fat
>>29522528
Can't you just put a condom on it? Not well traversed on my strap on knowledge. What does getting fucked by a strap on feel like? Can you cum from it?
>>29522609
>Can you cum from it?
Only if she's good at it, needs to find the right spot
>>29522609
>Can't you just put a condom on it?
You will have to put a condom on it. I would not recommend using it if you don't. Honestly it's just safer to bring your own and gives you peace of mind. It's not that hard to buy one online these days.
You can cum from it but only if you're experienced in anal play. It takes time to get used to it. I highly doubt you'll cum from it on your first time.
picture of my gurl nude, you like?
You watching the pens lads?
>>29522728
Poleaboo wants Switzerland to win
is it viable for me to get ESA as a student? [it's technically possible if you also get PIP which i may be able to.]
or would i almost certainly fail because i might be well enough to make it into uni?
starting to feel like i'm going to be trapped in an embarrassing cycle of costly failed attempts at uni because i can't support myself away from home after moving and have to come back tbqh.
Lads I've finally made and can leave this place.
Heres my gf:
>>29522756
You can't get on ESA if you're at uni. There are other things you can get on but it won't be ESA. Basically just financial support if you need help buying a new laptop or something.
>>29522756
you can't claim bennies while at uni
>>29522786
>>29522791
http://www.disabilityrightsuk.org/how-we-can-help/individuals/education/frequently-asked-questions-students
it says here you can
>As a full time advanced student, you can only get income-related ESA if you are also getting disability living allowance (DLA) or Personal Independence Payment (PIP). As a higher education student you will be automatically counted as having limited capability for work. You will still be assessed under the limited capability for work-related activity test, which decides whether you are in the support group or the work-related activity group.
>>29522778
not as sexy as mine
>>29522708
>>29522806
Well then, better start filling those forms out. It's a lengthy process.
>>29522806
Won't that put you in the non-support group? ESA isn't worth it unless you're in the support group.
>>29519843
based Kanye desu
>tfw no Kanye best friend
>>29522735
>Poleaboo wants Poland to lose
>>29522857
I'm in work related ESA, i get a bloke from the job centre phone me up every six months thats it
>>29522903
You get much less than the support group too right?
>>29522903
Is that really all it is?
I've been holding off on applying out of fear of having to go into work-related, because there's no way i could reliably actually walk down to the job centre and talk to someone.
>>29522934
Depends on where you live. Some job centres are so busy they can't fit everyone in to do work related stuff. Some are empty as fuck and you'll be called in every 2/3 weeks for work related stuff.
>>29519797
the new /brit/ janny has such severe autism I wouldn't worry about it, I once said he deleted a thread and he banned me for 3 days for 'complaining'
that guy is such a mongoloid
>>29522910
110 pounds a week
>>29522987
Janitors can't ban, you pissed off a mod
>>29522993
Are you sure you're not on support? IIRC that's the support rate and you don't see anyone so...
>>29522987
>and he banned me for 3 days for 'complaining'
Since I psudo-namefag, I get 30 day bans for evading
>>29523017
definitely work related because he told me i was on it
>>29523005
This.
All a janny can do is delete posts, not even threads. That's it.
Anything more and they have to call a mod to help.
>>29523101
>>29523005
he called a mod to help and had me banned, don't think the mod looked very closely at the situation desu
>tfw /brit/ is the cool club and you're stuck with a stinky paki who insits on being called Monica
>>29523320
he posts more in /brit/ than here i think
>>29523372
he gets banned on sight in /brit/ atm
>>29523403
Yeah I saw that, sucks for him.
/brit/ is pretty shit anyway
these threads last too long desu
>>29523403
Depends if I'm on at the same time as those with grudges against me
Who was the shooter at the German cinema?
>>29523499
How did you choose the name monica?
>>29523503
A white guy
That's why you didn't get a weeks worth of headlines out of it
>>29523499
>poleaboo gets dubs
noice
>>29523515
One of the Polish girls name was "Monika"
Another Saturday night alone getting wasted lads
>>29523525
Also no one died.
https://twitter.com/RAPGENlUS/status/746565775369113600
The camera man spent ages on rihanna
>>29523566
Well her, Kim & Jenner are the only real ones. And Jenner is grim
>>29523539
Fuck sake Amir, you sick sick fuck. Imagine how the poor girl will feel when you go public.
>>29523566
will he not get sued for this?
surely there's no way swift agreed to this
>>29523602
Swifty loves black men desu.
>>29523579
I dont think Rihanna is real, the tattoo looks fake.
>>29523539
Jesus that's sad.
>>29523566
gonna have a courtesy wank to this later
>>29523653
To Jenner, Trump or Bill Crosby?
>>29523602
idk but the fake is great, I need her name
>>29523566
>>29523661
Those aren't Rihanna's tits. She has soft large nipples.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp9psZmAM_Y
>>29522756
that's not what ESA is for, you'll fail
stop uni and get a job, stop trying to extend your childhood and stealing benefits from people who need it
Really want to see Rihanna BLEACHED
>>29523732
i could give you my life story, but ultimately i cant' be fucked
getting a job, especially the kind of job you get when you don't have university qualifications, is not a viable option.
the real reason i want ESA is so that when i fuck up uni after the first two months i can live away from home on that until i get my fucking shit of a life together.
>>29507038
i remember you from /an/. someone made this webm with vietnam flashbacks.
>>29523592
Not sure I understand
You should know though that she isn't a delicate flower
>>29523643
It's pretty normal to name yourself after a female who had a strong influence on you
>>29523755
I don't give a fuck. Get JSA and stop stealing benefits designed for people who need them.
If you're good to go to Uni, you're good to handle work and you aren't too good for minimum wage.
Tired of having to write tossers like you up at the centre. You're usually middle class too and blow it on fucking drugs.
>>29523791
if by strong influence you mean rejected you and had you arrested for stalking
>>29523791
>It's pretty normal to name yourself after a female who had a strong influence on you
wat? you're talking like she's a mentor to you. she thinks you're a fucking creep
>tfw your life is slowly becoming an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm
>>29523791
She's going to be crushed. Change your name Amir. Now.
I am so fucking proud of my nation.
We have BTFO the normies so goddamn hard.
So many hysterical neoliberals on kikebook, it's fucking glorious.
Feels pretty goddamn nice to be on the winning and right side of history.
>>29523794
>If you're good to go to Uni,
i don't think you're reading this right:
the odds are something like 90% i will fuck up uni again because i am incapable of reliably turning up for anything.
although i honestly don't know why i feel the need to explain the situation repeatedly to someone who will forever be incapable of understanding the situation as it stands.
Dont let nigii see that taylor swift nude
>>29524054
I doubt she even cares about him anymore. She's moved on with her life.
>>29524238
Seen it.
The rain is really comfy lads, sucks I got drenched earlier though
>>29524225
Then why are you going to uni and not just claiming disability without it?
>>29524387
>It isn't even black tape
>>29524525
parents made me apply to uni in the first place, buggered it up and had to take an interruption of study and go home, so i have to go back or withdraw entirely [and if i withdraw i might not get accepted again and will end up stuck at home.]
so now the returning to uni is basically a fact, which is where the interest in ESA+Uni concurrently comes from because that way if i had to leave uni i'd still have at least some finance behind me to look at living away from home. [and eventually doing something with my life] instead of languishing in the countryside.
There won't be a sheep safe in Wales tonight
NEETs who voted for Brexit, why did you do it?
Once immigration is down, then the poor will be the next scapegoats for all the nation's problems.
You'll be fucked.
>>29524541
What do you suggest it is, anon?
>>29524932
The EU is a dictatorship that doesn't have the UK's best interests inmind
I never voted, neither side convinced me i should vote for them so i didn't
anyone else just /click captcha images at random/
it's like my brain refuses to process them any more
>>29524932
Poles ruined my life, I can't change that but I can stop them from ruining the lives of other British lads
>>29524955
It looks fucking see through or at least white
>>29524955
>The EU is a dictatorship that doesn't have the UK's best interests inmind
I'm not defending the EU.
I am just saying, having everyone blame everything on immigrants was pretty comfy for NEETs.
When that excuse is gone, the right wing will turn against NEETs.
>>29525035
If you're Poleaboo you ruined your own life you twat.
>>29525035
You being a horny pervert ruined your life. Makes me happy that pole pussy will stay exclusive to white cock
>>29524955
>The EU is a dictatorship that doesn't have the UK's best interests inmind
on what issues?
all I ever hear from people is
>muh fishing quotas
as if that even matters anymore to modern UK industry
>>29525212
>horny pervert
For the BILLION fucking time, I never had a sexual interest in either girl
>>29525300
Then why wank into her shoes?
>>29525309
Do you want me to kick your head in, smart guy?
>>29525327
I'd prefer an answer
>>29525327
not very ladylike behaviour desu
>>29525309
They literally could have been anyones shoes, had nothing to do with the girl
I just have a shoe fetish, they could be new shoes even
>>29525346
>re-writing history
You're a disgrace
>>29525341
/r9k/ doesn't even call me by my new name. Hard to feel feminine with so many brutes about giving me a hard time for nothing.
>>29525280
>as if that even matters anymore to modern UK industry
Yes now after the EU ruined it
>>29524638
watch how you're using them brackets, m8. made me twitch.
New thread soon
>>29525361
There's nothing in that image that indicate any sexual interest in that grl
>>29525346
Lying fuck.
Your life is a joke, when are you going to end it?
>>29525407
Amir Hussein you're dirty shitskin hairy arsed tranny paki fuck off
>>29525407
Record yourself reciting this post in your best girl voice and we'll start if it's convincing enough
>>29509172
wow, you're not influenced easily at all are you?!
>fucking sheep
Where do I find a girl who isn't stupid or a lefty sheep?
Lads, where's a good place to buy video games cheaply? Specifically PS Vita.
Fuck me what a sorry state of affairs
Seems every online community ive ever been involved with has slowly dwindled away and now I'm left alone, bored and sober whilst all the normies are out doing fuck knows what
Might just go jump off a bridge onto the tracks desu
>>29525923
How do you think people end up here?
4chan is the last resort.
>>29525922
kek vita games are a joke when it comes to pricing mate.
give up, you aint gettin them cheap.
NEW THREAD
>>29525994
>>29525994
>>29525994
133 bread
