What went on in the most recent 24 hours of your life, anon?
>went to work
>came home and played bf4
>sleep
>wake up
>check to see if buttcoin man is ready to give buttcoin
>lolnope
>make coffee
>eat toast
>play minecraft with imouto
>shitpost on image boards for ten hours
>masturbate
>eat rice
>make more coffee
>wander around outside for an hour
>eat chicken sandwhich
>more image boards
What a life
Played bideo games
Played with dog
Avoided qt
Getting like 5 hours of sleep
The usual
Cute pic btw
Found out my mom is cheating on my dad and she doesn't know I know.
I have to choose between tearing my family apart by doing the right thing and keeping quiet to not affect the lives of my 2 sisters.
>>29481576
>>29481576
Or you can talk to her about it, you're dads going to find eventually anyway.
>did some volunteer work at my local cemetery
>tended graves
>went to see my psychiatrist who told me that I have schizophrenia
>cried
>came home and shitposted on 4chan
>slept 15 hours
>parents got in a fight because of me
>>29481591
>pulling a ned stark where she might make up a story to turn you into a bad guy
just reveal it the next time you have as much people around you can tell it to
>decide to turn off vidya and shower
>put a fuck huge gash in my head shaving
>watch anime
>read manga
>take more amphetamine
>6 hours or so later go eat a burrito
>fuck around on 4chan and skype for a few hours
>read about mass shootings
>play runescape
>more speed
>more vidya
>back in my room
>about to go shower again and redose
ive been up 3 days and no one can stop me
>worked
>played videogames
>watched some movies
>slept
>wake up
>eating lasagna now
Went to an interview with a major pharmaceutical company
Went to my Graduation and got my upper second division STEM degree
Went out for High Tea
Today
Got up
Watched some videos
Preparing for my interview tomorrow at big distillery company
Been bretty good, Senpai-a-lam
>>29481686
There's no she can turn me into a bad guy with this. What is she going to say? I was snooping?
I think I might tell my oldest younger sister (12)
>>29481731
you haven't been up for three days you lying fuck kyler
> Went to Work
> Went to gym at lunchtime
> Went back to work
> Got Haircut
> Played 5 a side football after work, had a few pints and watched the Ireland game.
> Went home, got caught in the rain, but didn't drink a pina colada.
> Gave my wife a massage so she'd stop complaining about me being home late, ended up licking her ass and fucking her.
> Went to sleep at 1:30am
> Back at work, fucking struggling today.
>>29481774
> High Tea
Scottish?
>went to class
>did homework
>ate cake and chocolate
>browsed 4chan
>went to sleep
>woke up
>gotta go to class
Can I kms yet
>>29481835
Yup.
Toast, Steak pie and chips, followed by cakes and scones.
As of 10:10PM, yesterday:
>Talked shit with my online buddies
>Introduced new people to our community
>Attempted to prep for the next day
>Worked out instead, went to bed
>Woke up, ate something that didn't agree, was late to school
>Get there and nobody speaks to me for a little while
>First class I get teacher gets mildly pissed cause we have assessment task and we didn't remember
>Debate prior with other students as to why it's fucking dumb to record teachers with their phone, apparently they got called a bunch of monkeys
>Do assessment task, we all fuck up the same question. Not big surprise.
>Go to last class and tree nearly falls through the window, aboriginal kid gets arky again for no reason.
>Some girl I know jokingly asks me out, thinks my startled reaction means I took it seriously.
>I legit do because it's happened before, and honestly she's cute.
>Go home, browse /v/
>Go play Warhammer 40k Ultimate Apocalypse,
play Tau and listen to slavic/Red Army music
>Game crashes just as I'm about to win, fuck it all.
>Go on here.
Nothing much, not big surprise.
>wake up 2pm
>eat
>go arrange course advisor meeting (failing uni)
>go to shops
>get tendies and coke
>remember it's the sisters birthday , do I say happy birthday and go back in the den
>shitpost and eat cake
>about to go sleep
Long day
>>29481092
I went to work and then made an okcupid account a answered the questions for like 2 hours before I realised that it was pointless because I'm shit.
>>29481092
>Reinstalled Gunpoint, finished it again, got the few achievments I didn't already have
>Stuffed myself with pasta
>Went to bed
>Woke up at 5:30AM
>Did 1 hour of cardio
>Took a shower
>Went grocery shopping
>Started working on a piece of software my mother needs for her work
>Ate chicken breasts
>Now shitposting in useless threads on /r9k/
Gf got into a car crash. She alright.
Got trained to be a flag boy for a road paving crew. Got to lvl 18 in Witcher 3
Got another /soc/ gf
Went to senior prom
Got blisters on foot
Took shower
Had cringeworthy conversation w/ annoying roommate about whatever the fuck anime he's watching
Went to bed
>woke up
>said hi to the girl ive been talking to on the net for 10 years
>do my job (work from home programmer for startup)
>knock off 4pm
>keep talking to girl
>wondering if she's broken up with her irl boyfriend
>havent seen them play games on steam for a long time
>wonder if there's hope for me
>think things are going really well between us lately
>out of curiosity open log from 2013
>it looks like we were speaking more candidly and relaxed back then
>everything between us now seems so clinical and precise
>wonder if i should kill myself again for the day
>look up guns on the internet
>post on /r9k/ hoping it'll take some of my heart ache away
im such a faggot
>Patched an MMO I stopped playing months ago, in the hope it provides a distraction
>Be reminded countless times how much I've fucked up, and how I'll never fix it
>Watched them post images, flirt, be happy
>Bought nitrogen
>Reminded more and more
>Fall asleep after taking sleeping pills
>Now greentexting on /r9k/
>>29481894
This sounds like my life a year ago
>post steam
>n-no homo
>wake up
>watch people come in and out of a gate
>read erotic manga
>go home
>play nier
>cuddle with Ryuko Daki
>fuck around on campus
>get bored, go visit my nana
>eat fast food
>go home
>gf comes over
>get ready
>go out, spend a few hours at a gay bar
>she drags me to a club, not a fan of loud music
>a little drunk, dance a while
>get a drive home
>fuck
>fall asleep with cake face make up
>wake up pissed at myself for it
>wash my face
and now I'm here
>wake up
>fap
>eat
>play games
>listen to music
>watch youtube
>eat/fap
>watch a movie or more games
>no rest no rest no res-
>Is that a fucking O'o?
>wait no nevermind those things are extinct
>lie in bed some more, thinking
>say fuck it and make a recording.
>lie in bed some more and doze off a little
>wake up again and then promptly go back to bed.
>wake up to the sound of a bee, freak out just an illusion.
>take a nap
>make a drawing
>check the fridge, eat some peppers and I am now browsing /r9k/
picture related, my drawing.
>wake up
>fail driving exam because I took 1 turn a bit too fast and went too fast off the roundabout
>Be mad
>Lay in bed and drink a lot
>>29481790
What's a 12 year old going to do about it?
>>29481092
>got home from work yesterday around 6 PM
>roommate is in the kitchen, making some spaghetti
>say hey to him, he doesn't respond
>weird, but I have to shit so no point in me dwelling on it
>go upstairs, have a poop and play some pokemon on my phone for a few minutes
>flush, wash hands, throw on comfy pants and slippers, and head back downstairs to get something to eat
>pull out some eggs, chorizo, veggies, and tortillas from the fridge
>ask roommate to let me know when he's done cooking that way I can get started
>no response again, just keeps his head down and focuses 1000% on his pasta
>don't even care that he's acting weird anymore, I just don't want to have to guess when I can make my dinner
>sit down on the couch, catch up on some news while he finishes cooking
>finally start up my meal, breakfast for dinner is always a good choice
>FF to this morning, he's already left for work
>I get up and start getting ready, brush my teeth and trim my beard
>picking through my pile of clothes on my foldout chair in my room
>first thing I pick up is a fucking ski mask
wat
>still kind of groggy, so I figured maybe it was my beanie I had lost a few weeks ago
>take it into the bright bathroom light, most definitely a ski mask that robbers use
>absolutely flabbergasted as to why that's in my room, but fuck it I'm late for work
>go downstairs, notice that roommate left his door wide open, which he rarely does unless he's in a hurry
>clearly see his SR40 (pistol) resting on his bedside shelf
>remember how quiet he was this morning, the ski mask I found in MY room, and now his gun just out in the open
>drive to work, see this thread
>wondering what the fuck my roommate got himself into, and how high the chances are that he committed a crime
Weird as fuck 24 hours, kind of thinking I should just get a hotel room from now until the end of the weekend. My roommate is stupid enough to do something that would land him in prison, and I know he's been hurting for money
>>29481092
i went to the sydney aquarium with my parents and sister and her baby son (my nephew). saw lots of interesting fish. there was a stone fish that looked like a big, grumpy rock and razor fish that swim vertically and are really weird. i saw an octopus and jelly fish and there were big tanks that have a curved underpass running through them so the fish are swimming around your head. there were sharks and rays and a dugong in those ones. the place was full of asian tourist filming everything on their phones and speaking chinese loudly. we got dinner in china town witch is also full of tourist and restaurants with fish tanks so it was like going to the aquarium twice. 6.5/10 would go again to see the fishes.
>>29481629
are you on anti-psychotics?
>>29483656
>breakfast for dinner
My mother fucking nigga
Also, hotel sounds like the right idea. You wouldn't want to be there when the cops show up. What if your roomie takes you as a hostage? Consider this a vacation.>tfw I rent out a hotel room for a week every two months, just to get away from everyone
>finished off another clients website for work
>fell asleep watching top gear (new episode wasn't that bad)
>woke up
>had pancakes, bacon and egg with my senpai
>went dentist to sort out my bruxisms and get a night guard
>went polling station and voted leave
>now sat at home playing nba 2k16
Quite comfy
>>29483656
Why is your roommate hurting for money? Sounds like a sketchy situation man, like why would he hide the mask in your room unless he was trying to include in whatever shit he got into?
>thinking I should just get a hotel room from now until the weekend
Fuck that, if anything HE should be the one leaving. Just ask him what's up, and if you're in any danger
>>29482242
>it was pointless because I'm shit
iktf
>>29481629
How did you manage to get volunteer work at a cemetery?
>>29481092
>studied
>slept
>went to buy sweets
>went to exam
>went to gym
>im home now
>Woke up at 5.30am
>Worked from 6-7.30 outside in rain
>Comfy shower
>Walk to school with guy who lives few doors up
>Run school mock referendum
>Turn blind eye to leave supporters trying to sneak in 10 ballots
>Lessons
>Ciggy with friends at lunch
>Home
>Play Hearthstone
>Gud Day
>>29481092
I was dommed by a gentle femdom girl.
it was really hot.
i hope she hits me up again
>>29481092
>woke up
>sex with gf
>eat
>round 2
>take gf home
>sleep
>get ready for work
It's a bit of a boring life, but my off days are spent doing nothing productive.
>>29484010
>woke up at 4AM
>had cereal and blueberries
>went to work
>cunt manager didn't even say hello to me when I told her good morning
>rest of the shift wasn't so bad
>got off at 9:30
>cuddled gf for about five minutes but it's too fucking hot in our bedroom
>napped until 10:00
>fapped for an hour, came buckets
>made some tuna/white bean salad
>shitposting
>about to do my exposure therapy for the day
planning on cleaning out the closet later. I have made my life as simple as possible to focus what's important and it's going pretty well.
>>29484086
didn't mean to quote
this comment is now original
>Ate dinner with parents
>Watched 3 episodes of orange is the new black with mom
>15 minutes of witcher 3 before I decided to sleep
>go to sleep listening to podcast
>wake up at 6 am
>eat bowl of cereal
>jerk off
now here i am
>Woke up
>Ate breakfast
>Browsed the internet for a bit
>Worked online for 3 hours and made $100
>Played some Rocket League
>Ate lunch
>Got drunk and texted a chick I used to like
>She was working so I left her alone
>Smoked a few bowls with my roommate and worked on our garden
>Went to walmart and bought a week's worth of munchies
>Smoke some more weed and finished the last of my beer
>Browsed 4chan for a couple of hours while laying in bed faded as fuck
>Fell asleep
>Woke up
>On 4chan atm
>>29483970
>Why is your roommate hurting for money?
Because he's a moron. I mean that sincerely, the dude really is not smart in the slightest. He's the kind of guy who will contribute nothing to a conversation, and when he does, he's basically parroting what someone else said. He can't cook, so his mom always makes him food and brings it over. He can't remember names OR faces, he doesn't follow the news, he loses his keys on a daily basis, he's gotten two concussions since I've lived with him and not been to a doctor even once. He works as a mechanic, so he knows his way around cars, which is cool. But he's gotten 4 speeding tickets this year so far (payed off none of them, which now equates to 4 warrants and probably around $3000), he spends about $250 every weekend on alcohol and blow, and he always goes online shopping for things he can't afford. If I had to put a number on it, I would say he owes upwards of $8000 to various people and banks, not to mention the government.
It sucks, because as dumb as he is, he is overall a nice guy
>>29481917
This is a cute picture. Thanks for posting it Taigabro.
>>29484086
>>about to do my exposure therapy for the day
whats the therapy for?
>>29484171
intrusive thoughts from OCD
it's one of the hardest things I've ever had to do m8, wouldn't wish it on anyone
>woke up
>played the powder toy for two hours because autism
>ate
>ran
>showered
>obsessively browsed kyouko and shana threads on /c/
>fell asleep
>>29484190
so what exactly do you have to do? embrace the thoughts?
>>29481092
Had a hotdog and something else happened, also i watched naruto
>went to work
>talked to mum
>played vidya
>slept
>Woke up
>Went to class
>Grabbed food at place my friend cooks for
>Went home
>Played Overwatch and chilled in discord
>Sent vitriolic emails to ex that cucked me. She thanked me for the mean things I said and said she'd use them to better her life. I don't know.
>Got upset and went on /r9k/ and hung out in a vocaroo thread and played guitar
>Grabbed my friend from the train station and ordered Indian food and watched Harry Potter 2
>Drove him home and received a text from ex asking if she could call me
>talked to her for a few hours before falling asleep while she was using the toilet.
>Woke up
>Woke up
>Went to friend's house with PS2 and Spyro games
>Smoked spice and played vidya
>Went home still high
>Pass out for a few hours
>Wake up
>Consume large bottles of DXM
>Throw up after a few hours
>Tripping balls
>Still am tripping
>Right now
>>29484267
the worst kind of drug user
>>29484267
You can't be tripping too hard when you type so coherently
>>29484236
there's two parts to it: imaginal exposure and in vivo exposure. the imaginal exposure involves retelling the intrusive thoughts that I get in as much detail as possible, highlighting the things that make me most upset, and do it over and over again for 30-90 minutes once a day every day. in vivo exposure requires me to do something in real life that makes the intrusive thoughts worse. for example, most of the intrusive thoughts that I get are homicidal in nature. so when I do the in vivo exposure, I take a knife with me and go on a walk alone late at night in a remote area. I have to do this for at least 30 minutes every day that I don't visit my therapist.
it's less about embracing the thoughts and more about desensitizing yourself to them, recognizing that the anxiety you experience is unfounded and that you will not act out the thoughts.
>>29481092
I opened a window and a fucking bee flew in. The buzzy spastic is evasive beyond measure. All attempts to slay the beast have failed. I will start a fire and smoke him out.
>>29484296
You're the worst kind of drug user
>>29484311
I put a lot of effort into this, anon. I guess I'm not tripping too hard, but it's definitely a powerful trip none-the-less. You don't always have to be incoherent to be fucked up.
>>29484266
pathetic. you are just allowing the cuck to happen. you're the reason why women get away with this bullshit
>wake up
>go to gym and lift
>come home and shower
>make yummy omelette
>go to internship
>finish all my work becuase its not hard
>browse 4chan because 11 and hour is nice af for Highshool
>>29483971
>/r9k/ mentality in a nutshell
Wrote my English exam
>>29484311
Not him, but typing coherently on uppers and hallucinogenics is quite doable.
>>29484327
>I take a knife with me and go on a walk alone late at night in a remote area.
this seems like it might be a bad idea. did your therapist actually tell you to walk around with a knife or did you decide on that part. walking around with a knife is actually illegal where im from but if it helps desensitize you i guess its ok..
>>29484333
>I will start a fire and smoke him out
good thinking desunice trips
>>29484363
Yeah, I know. At least she's a mental wreck who shaved her head and has started doing things based on whether or not I used to like them and can't enjoy sex anymore. I came out on top in that regard.
>>29484402
Depends on the hallucinogen, dissociatives on a tripping dose is very hard to make any sense. It's easy to type if you're on a sub-trip dose.
>>29484408
my therapist explicitly told me to do it after we discussed it at length. it's not illegal where I'm from, he wouldn't tell me to break the law for the sake of therapy. we've built up to this after several months of hard work and establishing that I'm able to control myself. like, at first, I would go out with one of my roommates during the day on a busy street for half an hour. then we did it at night. then in the neighborhood during the day, then at night. then I did all of those things by myself. then I did all of those things with someone else while carrying a knife. you see where I'm going with this
>sleep
>spend most of the day and night reading manga
>mostly gorey stuff, i wanted to see cute girls dying
>sleep
>slept
>browsed 4chan
>got angry at 4chan
>ate
>took a shower
>browsed 4chan
>slept
>browsed 4chan
>got angry at 4chan
>made a ham sandwich
>browsed 4chan
Currently eating the ham sandwich and posting ITT
>>29484460
its good that youre making progress. it must be pretty scary having homicidal thoughts.
>>29484474
>got angry at 4chan
what about it makes you angry?
>>29484617
Oh, you know, the usual stuff.
>>29484599
thanks m8. the thoughts don't scare me, they don't hurt anyoneand I kind of enjoy it. it's the compulsion to act on them that really fucking frightens me. you know that urge you get when you need to sneeze where your whole body tenses up and it's all you can think about? it's like that, but with wanting to torture and kill people and fuck their bodies.
I'm just so fucking grateful that there's help out there and that things are getting better.
>>29484694
glad things are getting good for you anonNecro?
>>29484694
hopefully we never hear about you on he news.
>>29484790
thanks man.of course it is, who else could be this edgy in any sort of seriousness?
>>29484805
hopefully. I'm not the only person like this, sad as that is, so I'm sure you'll hear about someone else before long.
>be 18
>wake up at 3
>wait until 7 am for the shops to be open because mummy isn't buying me any food anymore because she doesnt like me
>go to store and have mild panic attacks internally
>go to self checkout because think it will be easiest way to avoid people
>the broccoli wont scan
>oh no
>guy comes over and asks if everythings ok
>its not
>bag falls off self checkout and the pesto smashes everywhere in my bag
>go get some more
>walk home
>walk pupper in humid weather
>get home
>turn up
>>29484862
if some one payed you a million dollars would you eat your uncooked dog?
>>29485026
would he still be an alive pupper
>>29481092
>fapped to the vore scene in Krampus
>fapped to fantasy vore
>fapped to more fantasy vore
>fapped to new translated Tsukino Jyogi work
There's probably more in the last 24 hours, but I forget.
>>29484840
no problemmy squad tbqh senpai
>>29485082
no youd have to eat all of him except his toenail and bones but then you get a million dollars.
>>29485126
im not sure he is a big boy...
a-and i love him too much to do that!
>be nocturnal
>wake up at 21:00
>walk around campus finding rats for snek
>find 2 live rats
>give them to snek
>22:30
>normies blasting dubstep at party
>can't study because of these retards
>try to anyway
>01:00
>play tf2 until 03:00
>go out of campus to walk around
>05:00
>watch sunrise
>fucking beautiful
>go back to dorm
>thankfully no-one notices, they don't know I sleep during day
>snek escaped while I was out, so have to find him and put him back in his terrarium
>both rats are dead by now, snek ate one of them already
>08:00
>go to morning class
>normies try to sit with me, but they see I don't like them and they go away
>class ends
>11:00
>go back to dorm and eat lunch (equivalent of dinner)
>play Morrowind for an hour and sleep
>repeat
>????
>profit
>>29485151
then no mirrion dorrar for you , round eye!
>>29485168
how do you catch the rats?
>>29485242
It gets easy after practice. I carried around a plastic bag and put it over them while they were in a corner, then picked them up through the bag. You just hold the bag closed after that.
>>29485168
What kinda snek
I saw another cute asian trap doing make-up on the men's toilet while on my way getting steambucks, I guess it's completely normal now huh.
>>29485265
Californian King Snake. They'll basically eat anything they can fit in their mouth that has a pulse. Most of them have black stripes all over, but mine looks more like this
>woke up
>went to pick up new board and stuff
>assembled everything
>fuck me bearings are annoying
>skated a tiny bit
>gonna skate a bit more soon
Pic related
>>29485258
how many rats are there that you can so easily go and corner then?
>watched some dota last night with friends
>was boring
>played 1v1 vs my dota mentor, only beat him once
>played some ranked and won all my games
>went to sleep really late
>couldn't sleep for some reason
>woke up for work
>leaving in a week can't fucking wait
>did fuck all today
>get an angry mail from my boss complaining that i didn't do something that i did and it's easy to prove that i did
>get a striking, depressing realization that all my "friends" at work will not keep in touch with me and they don't really fucking care
>depressed
>go back home eventually
>fap to some JAV that I found that wasn't shit
>watching a documentary about people who are addicted to fentanyl
>feel pretty okay about my life
>hit on some girls in okcupid which isn't working
And that's it
>>29485313
do you need a license to keep reptiles where you are?
>>29485331
There's a spot behind the dorm block where the rats congregate for some reason. They live in the bins and eat leftover food that people throw away.
It's like a small ecosystem, really.
>>29485353
No, it's just like owning a mammal as a pet. He already had his fangs and venom removed so he isn't dangerous, unless his little teeth cut you.
>>29485314
you have to be 18 to post here. those are the rules!
>get off lunch break and go to work
>adopt a guinea pig
>drive around with my ex gf
>hang out with Mormons
>more driving around with ex
>sleep
>wake up
>go to work
>text bf
>Play wow
>Text bf but hes obviously annoyed with me or something :(
>Sleep
>Wake up
>Lie in bed waiting for bf to text me
>Tfw no text from bf
He usually texts me as soon as he wakes up but he didn't this time :((( he's very busy today but he always makes time for me :(
Yesterday at this time I just came home from work. Then I was on /r9k/ until about 11PM. Then I went to sleep, woke up, went to work and about 12 hours later here I am at home just came from work.
>>29485442
what are you naming the guinea pig? pics?
>>29485390
and you just go and scoop them up. holy shit sound like an infestation. arent you worried about diseases. rats are dirty arnt they.
>>29485412
>He already had his fangs and venom removed so he isn't dangerous
so it was originally a venomous snek. interesting. we have a lot of snakes in australia and a few of the most venomous but you need a special license to keep some reptiles like snakes.
>>29485450
maybe hes cheating on you.
>>29485558
you're a devilish one, anon
>new girl at work was hovering around me all day, think she likes me
>flirted hardcore with the other qt at work
>had a really good talk with my mom
>started writing a book, about five pages in
>starting to do light upper body exercise
Was a pretty gud day.
>>29485579
there must be some explanation as to why he hasnt texted you
>>29485591
what are you writing a book about?
>>29485558
Maybe but I don't think so
I'm leaning more towards him just being annoyed by my change in character. I haven't been myself lately
>>29485450
>He usually texts me as soon as he wakes up but he didn't this time
Do you think it's possible that you made him upset? I'm sure he loves you. He's probably very conscious about all of the work he has to do today. Don't worry. I used to text my girlfriend all day when I was busy and at the end I'd get upset over the fact that I got nothing done (even though it's nice to text my gf). So I started doing the same thing he's doing (even though I wanted to text my gf) so I don't get hooked to the phone all day, because that happens easily. I told that to my gf and she understood. You should try doing the same, because you're not the only thing that's in his life, no matter how significant you are. And I'm sure that he being annoyed with you wasn't a personal thing; he's very busy, like you said. Don't stress it.
>>29485635
I'm writing about this trans phase I went through, the whole introspective battle of coming out of the closet and all that and the history of me wanting to become the little girl.
I figure everyone else is doing it so why not?
>>29485688
>trans
>phase
I genuinely hope you're writing it to educate other people who are not trans what it's like to just be confused, not as a tell-all biography about how hard life is for trans people.
>>29485662
>change in character. I haven't been myself lately
why? what happened to male you not yourself?
>>29481092
Went to work came home online gf ditched me again ate food played video games now I'm back at work
>>29485662
Just talk to him. Ask him what's bothering him, don't don't sound like an interrogator. Make him feel like he can open up and be honest
>>29485707
Yeah pretty much actually, it wasn't a hard transformative journey or anything just me going through some really confusing shit and making an ass out of myself around my close friends over the whole ordeal. It's fairly light-hearted but so far it's extremely profane and I intend to keep it that way.
>>29485709
I haven't had no human interaction since summer started (I have no friends), we just graduated highschool and we're applying for college and stuff and it's hitting me that we're probably going to drift apart.
I'm terrified of him replacing me honestly he could do so much better and when we talk its all I can think about
>>29485755
sounds pretty good m8, good luck
>>29481092
>Played vidya
>browsed 4chan
>played vidya
>went to dinner
>went home
>watched wrestling
>watched the Democrats sit in
>fell asleep
>woke up
>ate lunch
Ez
>>29485787
Thanks m9 I appreciate it.
>went to the gym last afternoon
>came home
>4chan
>go on a walk, and to the store
>feel like a retard because I suck at driving, think about killing myself a lot
>pound an energy drink and smoke some weed
>cook up some curry for dinner
>eat
>more weed
>sleeping meds
>Hearts of Iron IV
>stay up until 2
>switch over to Malcolm in the Middle, more sleeping meds, more weed, potato chips because why not
>pass out with my computer on
>try to wake up several times the next morning
>eventually get up around 11
>force myself into the shower, down meds
>go walk someones dogs, make a few books
>check out a culinary supply store, mainly to see if they have whipped cream charges
>walk home with no success, thinking obsessively about how surreal this year feels
And here we are.
>>29485794
>>watched the democrats sit in
I wish they'd stop. It won't do anything.
>>29485854
I hate how they're trying to turn the gun debate into some civil rights Martin Luther King tier shit.
Shall not be infringed motherfuckers.
>>29485867
Progressives are just crybabies LARPing as civil rights activists.
When ultra-conservatives have opinions, they use the mechanisms provided by the system of government. If they lose, they accept that.
I really don't think most Americans have opinions on guns that are as liberal as Elizabeth Warren's, and it wouldn't matter if they did. This is what elections are for.
>>29485757
>I'm terrified of him replacing me honestly he could do so much better and when we talk its all I can think about
if thats the case its best to just enjoy the time you have together. whatever happens happens.
>>29481790
No, that is a horrible fucking idea.
What makes you think putting that information into the hands of a 12 year old is any better?
>>29485982
What scares me is that it looks like the populace really might want to go full retard on this. If it looks like that's going to happen, I'm blowing a few thousand on guns before they set up an assault weapons ban.
i jerked off into a mcdonalds bag just moments ago
>>29485999
They don't even realise that an assault weapon ban would not take AR-15s off the shelves.
>>29486039
B-B-B-B-BUT MUH BLACK RIFLES
If some fucker tries to ban AR's, I'm buying like three of them.
>chat with 10/10 qt /pol/ girl on Okcupid
>200 messages back and forth in one night
>suddenly sperg out and give her my number
>stops replying
>hides me after I attempt to salvage the conversation
>sulking and drinking bourbon since
This shit is soul-crushing. Fuck online dating.
>>29485830
>thinking obsessively about how surreal this year feels
same
>get off work
>message grill
>agreed to go out with me
>play spyro the dragon
>sleep
>work
>get off work
>post this
>wagecuck
hey i need SOME type of dosh for all the drugs that make life bearable.
>sleep
>got up
>went to vote leave
>come back
>post this
>>29481576
Use it as blackmail, I'm currently doing that with some information.
>>29481092
>lifting weights at night on the porch
>skinny neighbor and his obese gf walk by stumbling obviously drunk
>hear her tell him he needs to lift
>she stumbles over to me and starts slurring about how she needs a real man while he just watches with a dead look in his eyes
>knew he was a cuck because they have a mulatto kid and they're both white but I never knew it was that bad
>felt really bad for him, tried to brush off her advances politely and get back to lifting
>she calls me a fag because how could I turn down a real woman
>tell her I don't fuck whales and tell her to get off my property
>she cries to the guy and he tries to muster up some balls to tell me to apologize
>tell him to get inside his trailer before I beat him and his pet cow
>they do and I finish my lift and go to bed
>just woke up and ate breakfast and slightly regretting a chance to lose my virginity
>praying I make it to the first without starving before neetbux and food stamps come in
>planning another day of shitposting and lifting
Such is life in the trailer park.
I last-mintue studied for an exam for about seven-eight hours yesterday. The test turned out to be easier than I thought. Felt good since my teacher recommended we look over the textbook questions to prepare, but I didn't have the textbook questions because I didn't want to spend money on a new edition of the textbook. So I felt pretty gud after.
>>29487508
you forgot about the part where you woke up and groggily typed this fairytale out
>>29487609
You forgot the part where you sucked me benis.
>>29487765
oh no! ya got me ! :^)
>>29487825
haha yeah now get to it
>>29487508
>slightly regretting a chance to lose my virginity
It would have been more trouble than its worth, that hambeast wanted to ditch her bf right there and then.
Who knows what sort of trap you couldn't been getting into.
