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Fembots please post a picture of what you consider an ideal boyfriend.
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Fembots please post a picture of what you consider an ideal boyfriend.
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Fembots what would it take for you to date one of us robots?
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My ideal boyfriend would have to be my current one
>funny
>smart as fuck (it scares me sometimes)
>sweet
>caring
>nerdy
>tall
>great hair
>amazing beard
>kinky
Honestly, what more could I ask for?
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I shouldn't even be looking at this thread.
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2d>3d

>prodigy pianist
>academically successful
>tsundere

Girls don't want real guys girls wants tokimeki high school memorial girls side 1-3
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>>29477401

All that plus a handsome face and nice body.
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i thought this was pretty obvious but let me spell it out for you autistic fucks
>C
>H
>A
>D
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>>29477310
your pic is my ideal boyfriend.
(not a fembot tho)
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>tfw dyke
>tfw nigger kisser
please direct me into the nearest oven, it's time for a chimney ride into oblivion
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>>29477401
IDK what more you could ask for, but you could probably ask for less eyebrow
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>>29478136
Syd the Kid tho
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>>29478189
I've only casually listed to OF, never knew they had a lesbo.
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Should I cut my long hair off fembots ?
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>>29478222
Depends on whether it frames your face well, if it's nice hair, if it's fucking your job prospects, what kind of look you're going for, etc
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>>29478219
Its deceiving because she looks like a dude. Lead singer of The Internet.
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>>29478300
I'm listening to some right now, her voice is much more feminine than her appearance.
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>>29478337
Yeah bloody oath. First time I heard the band I was all where the fuck is the girl on this album sleeve.
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>>29478300
based syd
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>>29477371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whUvTIzcE_U
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>>29478222
>asking "fembots" if yu should cut yer hair
next its gonna be hey fembots should i castrate myself? kek
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the love of my life
>he will never love you
why even live
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Many Korean SC2 pros are fucking adorable. NaDa in particular is fucking perfect. (Pic)
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>>29481358

How about a game that isn't completely dead?
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>>29478420
Hello again dear old friend of mine
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>>29481411
fuck off SC2 still has a pro scene and plenty of tournaments
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>>29481329
>>29481358
>liking effeminate numales

at this point you can drop your shitty bisexualism and go full lesbian
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TFW no depressed Italian bf
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>>29481436
im not bi though
>numale
isnt that to describe fat ugly neckbeards that wear glasses, probably what u look like
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>>29481480
yeah, you re not bi, you're a retarded brainwashed roastie
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>>29481520
and youre a lonely fat autist who will never be perfect
next
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>>29477310

Rukako best girl, not best boyfriend
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>>29481436
You seem incredibly bitter. Please go make some friends.
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Greg is ultimate husbando.

tfw you will only ever manage to be a creepy, orbiting beta woman
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women have such shit taste in men
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>>29481446
This is a picture of a child you creepy freak.
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I want a qt 30-40 year old professor bf
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Cute possessive dom bf pls
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This type of look is very pleasing to me. I don't care if he's shitskin tier
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>>29477310
Griffith is perfect.
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> too many asians in this thread
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>>29481329
>Liking fuck boys
I think I hate them more than Chads
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>>29482039
4chan is mostly weebs, makes sense that the femanons would be weebs too.
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>>29481358
>girl who likes Brood War

Aw hell yeah.
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Like a dark jon snow
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>>29482011
I'm not a gay, but I can make an exception for him.
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>>29482373
I look like a white, fat jon snow

let's bang
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>>29482373
Finally, an honest answer.
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>>29482462
>replying to yourself
lmao
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>>29482427
>white
>fat
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>>29482373
Im a less attractive version of him, maybe I can get a less attractive version of you.
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>>29481480
>im not bi though

all girls are bi you fucking liar. If I was a cute girl I KNOW for a fact that I could seduce you
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>>29482525
you got a problem with that, bitch?
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>>29482781
Yeah I do, so go work out and get a tan
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>>29482248
I guess, but are they really attractive?
Perhaps I'm a more ''primitive'' woman...
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>>29477310
>Determined
>Forceful
>Sexy
>Golden blonde and blue eyed
>Protects the family important to him but treats strangers ruthlessly

real men like him dont exist, the world eats them up, he is too pure and can only exist in anime

im a cake so probably too old for him
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>>29482821
how about no
hows that
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This isnt just me posting myself I swear I am totally a fembot and femb-

NO! FEMBOTS DO NOT EXIST! WOMEN CAN PULL MEN WHENEVER THEY WANT! AND DONT GIVE ME THE "UUUH BUT ITS HARD TO FIND ONE THAT WILL SETTLE DOWN" BULLSHIT EITHER

women dont belong on r9k

t. Jewnose barbarossa
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>>29482905
Thats fine with me.

Do you guys here really expect not to put in any effort and magically have girls attracted to you?
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>>29481358
>>29481422
is that you scarlett
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>>29482959
>Do you guys here really expect not to put in any effort and magically have girls attracted to you?
yes
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>>29482959
yes

now post feet
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>>29482947
How do you explain the fact that I'm a 25yo KHV then?
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I don't have a picture, but here's my list:

>chubby
>into femdom or a variety of obtainable fetishes
>can grow a beard
>height doesn't matter, I've been interested in boys all different heights
>vidya game player
>wears glasses
>moderately smart
>/pol/ack
>wants to be a good father
>wouldn't feel emasculated if i had the career of the family
>good morals

About it.
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>>29483110
You havent got a dating profile and avoid sex/are mentally ill.
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>>29483202
Yeah, but I'm still totally alone, though.
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>>29483198
>won't feel emasculated as a stay-at-home dad

you realize that it's extremely hard not to feel emasculated?

although, most men would be okay with being stay-at-home and chilling out, it's kind of disgraceful.
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>>29483249
Griffith would never do such a thing to me.
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>>29483208
If you are the girl from Omegle its because you are a cunt.
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>>29483256
Guts is god-tier husbando
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>>29483198
I fit this bill except Im not chubby nor do I play video games. Haha my last girlfriend got so mad when I told her I wanted to be a stay at home dad, she was super traditional
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>>29483198
Well this post got me hard.

Time to go jerk off.
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>>29483237
I wouldn't let them sit at home - I would make a schedule for the children and him to do throughout the day. I will more than likely homeschool them, so arranging them with activities with other children and schoolwork to do. Already too late going into a pretty intensive style career just to waste all the money I spent in college, just to become a housewife.
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>>29483339
Woah woah woah

Yeah if hes staying at home he makes the schedule.

Homeschooling kids is terrible for their social lives. My cousin was homeschooled and of course I hung out with the other homeschooled kids cause of it. Let me tell you that you can always tell and other kids will rip your kids apart
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>>29483208
But that's YOUR CHOICE to be a robot you have involuntary celebecy
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>>29483267
I'm not.
>>29483273
He really isn't.
>>29483376
It was not my choice to be mentally fucked up.
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this is my husband
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>>29483405
dats a female
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>>29477401
>great hair

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29477310
This is my ideal gf.
If there are any trannies who want a domme pls reply ;-;
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>>29483198
Im literally all of that except for beard and glasses.

Fuckin hell
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>>29483368
Well, I'll see. Nothing is set in stone yet, obviously lmao. I might just send them to a private school or a public school in a good area. Just thinking of my options and weighing their pros and cons.

And I'm not saying I would take complete control of the schedule; We would both work out it together what we think is best, but he would ultimately have the final say. It's a bargaining process, I think.
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>>29483552
Private schools are alight as long as they are coed. Also your kids will probably become friends with snobby rich druggie kids. I just graduated last month and I must say that the parties from the private school kids had like coke and stuff instead of just weed from the public school kids. Either works though.

How religous would you say you are?

Its nice to have a little back and forth. But in my life having a dad stay at home led to more adventures and stuff than my other friends did with their moms. Being a guy it helped us connect more and have a better father-son relationship. Of course most boys are mommasboys so it didnt hinder my relationship with my mom either
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>>29477401
god life is so fucking unfair, how can this fucking ugly deluded piece of shit have a gf and i can't
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>not a normalfag
>okay with /d/-tier fetishes
>smells okay
>no jew nose
>plays video games I like

That's it, or at least that's what I mainly want in a guy.
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Tbh

>Rover will never give you the rocket
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>>29483198
That's me but I'm too shy for this shit.

Except smart/good father/moral are things that are subjective so I'd have to apply it and be judged there and then.
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>>29483198
Me except for being chubby skinny-fat instead and my vision is 20/20. And my beard grows but it sucks.

So maybe not me.

Also I'm taken.
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>tfw no chill natsume ono bf
2D completely destroyed my 3DPD standards desu, I don't even know what kind of person I'd be compatible with anymore
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>>29483237
>>29483277
>>29483304
>>29483467
>>29483758
>>29483815
It's funny how all you thrist lords thought there was actually a female posting. You really fell for my bait, didn't you? You're all disgusting failed normies who go crazy at even the smallest chance of pussy
>>>/facebook/
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>>29483895
Yeah but I'm spoken for, I just wanted to affirm such individuals do exist.
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>>29481446
i am italian and depress

can i stick my gabagool in your spaghetti
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>>29483907
>I just wanted to affirm such individuals do exist.
Get out of /r9k/, normie
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>>29483198
>>wouldn't feel emasculated if i had the career of the family
>i refuse to work
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>>29483895
I am a female, famille. Why would I bait in a thread? What is the point? I'm talking about attributes that I would like to have in a partner.

>inb4 roastie reee

Innie and virgin. Fuck off, faggot.
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>>29484033
You have less worth than a used condom, whore
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>>29483198
>chubby
Well, lost 13 kgs in the army but i still sport a good amount of belly
>into femdom or a variety of obtainable fetishes
check
>can grow a beard
check
>height doesn't matter, I've been interested in boys all different heights
178 cm
>vidya game player
check
>wears glasses
check
>moderately smart
i'd like to think so. got an engineering degree
>/pol/ack
check
>wants to be a good father
CHECK
>wouldn't feel emasculated if i had the career of the family
this is weird seeing you want the guy to be a /pol/ack
>good morals
you'd have to see that for yourself

So, when do we meet?
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>>29477310
>tfw no motherly boyfriend who attends to my autismo tier hygiene and lack of ability to organize myself who is also studying to become a maestro.

Jk, I actually appear to near instantly turn guys into a big brother type because of how obvious my lack of ability is.

I feel #blessed for being born female, I don't think people find autism/asperger's nearly as endearing in males as they do in females.
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>>29482005
Thats central asian Turkic. Warning though, Anatolian Turkroaches look nothing like that (and are pure cancer). And the vast majority of Turkic people in general are ugly.
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>>29484104
>I don't think people find autism/asperger's nearly as endearing in males as they do in females.
If by 'nearly as endearing' you mean 'a trait that causes total and utter contempt from everyone you meet' then you're right in thinking that.

The only reason people put up with aspie women is because they have a wet hole between their legs anyway. Not like the rest of the creature matters.
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>>29482862
>treats strangers ruthlessly

Subhuman garbage detected
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>>29478136
>dyke
I'm going to rape and murder you
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>>29484181
I think it's rather unfair to speak of it like it's down to having a wet hole or not, it's just that a defenseless female is more attractive than a defenseless male.
Of course, all ASD are so different anyway, there are so many symptoms and they manifest themselves in so many different degrees. I think it's perfectly understandable if you argue that a female with only the horrible lack of awareness of an aspie or the theory of mind of a young child + lack of intellectual ability is only cared about thanks to her wet hole... I think that's a kinda fair thing to say.
But ASD are nearly directly correlated to the amount of "IQ"/intelligence of the individual. Essentially, if you're high IQ enough you can be rather functioning in terms of theory of mind and so on forth. But you'll pretty much still be shit with the other classic traits, like hypersensitivity to sound, light and such.
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>>29483198
Almost all of that checks out except im fit and built, dont wear glasses and am not a /pol/ack.
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>>29484167
I'm anatolian pure blood turkish and this is how I look like

and just for the record, you are a really mean person, mister
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>>29484201
What happened in the pic pic?
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>>29484201
I don't think you can track down EVERY lesbian, even if you had the resources and intel, it would simply take too much time.
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>>29484292
Nai kala
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>>29484292
You dont look anatolian or turkic at all. You honestly look caucasian (as in from the caucasus mountains, not european). Many Caucasus people got deported by the Russian Empire to Ottoman Empire and have since almost fully assimilated.

That said dont blame me for disliking Turks. Turks have so much blood on their hands and are still killing innocent people as we speak, and almost every single one i have met online and irl supports their crimes. If you dont belong to that group then fine but i seriously doubt it.
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>>29484201

Saved to my women hate folder

Do u know story behind this?
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>>29478136
Too bad Poussey dies. REKT
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>>29484246
>I think it's rather unfair to speak of it like it's down to having a wet hole or not
Well, when it comes to being tolerated by others when you have an ASD it is. I've never been seen as a close friend worth spending time on by any men except ones with similar issues and no woman to date has considered me anything but an attention dispensary/dancing monkey/side orbiter to abuse for shits and giggles.

If you're upset that I hate women so much that's fine. I'm not happy that I've come to resent women so much, because in doing so I've given up any false hope I could have had for being in a loving relationship with a caring wife that I have kids with.

I used to jerk off to things like assertive tomboys and 'role reversal', now I only get off to rough impregnation/borderline rape doujins and sit in my room all day playing autistic factory management videogames. Pic related is what I've ended up enjoying.
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>>29484416
>and are still killing innocent people as we speak
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>>29484076
To be fair, she did kinda expect you to autistically flip out. No wonder you can't get a gf.
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>>29484494
What

Fully original
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>>29484564
Who are these innocent people you speak of?
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>>29484292
>>29484416
I'm the turkish anon that posted his face and believe me: I hate turks and muslims more than ANYONE on this god damn planet

I became an atheist before I went to first grade and hated this country before I ventured out to rest of the world. If I could choose my nationality, I would chose anything else but this place
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this is just a threadly reminder that ideal is not realistic
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>>29484587
Well we could start with the huge amounts of money, weapons and supplies Turkey is shipping to ISIS (dont try to deny this). Secondly we can take a look at the cities in the southeast being destroyed. The Turkish government themselves have admitted that 350+ civilians have died in the curfews there.

Also spare me your ramblings about Armenians and Kurds. Im an American bwuoy.
>>29484627

What is your opinion about the things i mentioned above?
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>>29483198
>post a description of myself
>everyone falls for it
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>>29484483
I guess you're right, all in all. Just that the wording was kinda too upfront. And uh, if you enjoy being dominant nowadays... Isn't that better? I find males who wanted to be dominated kinda boring to deal with, though, obviously, the top tier way to be is to be a switch.
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I can't post his picture. ._. I wish I could.
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>>29484797
My opinion about war? It is the same opinion about any other war, really. I love war because I am a misanthrope. People have done me no kindness and they deserve all the suffering they take. I have Armenian and Kurdish friends, and neither them nor I give a single shit about their racial identity politics.

My only hope is that I want the Turkish government and her people to suffer for making me suffer the way they did
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>>29484797
>Well we could start with the huge amounts of money, weapons and supplies Turkey is shipping to ISIS (dont try to deny this)

Uh huh, Turkey's supporting whichever group seems to serve her interests. Be it ISIS, SAA or Northern Iraq Kurds, just like its big bro USA, your point being? Not too long ago I was serving in a camp in Northern Iraq that houses Kurdish fighters trainees and we were being attacked by ISIS regularly. I don't like being associated with ISIS but that's realpolitik for you.

>Secondly we can take a look at the cities in the southeast being destroyed
And those cities are being destroyed because? Turkey's just using its right to protect its territorial integrity and battling a terrorist organization.
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>>29484627
degenerate

(orijinal mesaj)
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>>29484967
>>29484958

yeah whatever, you disgusting muslim subhuman shithead
go eat shit

I hope your family gets killed by a terrorist
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>>29484900
>if you enjoy being dominant nowadays... Isn't that better?
>nowadays
As if it has ever been different
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>>29485005
Hold on American bwuoy we were having a civil argument lel
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>>29484900
>And uh, if you enjoy being dominant nowadays... Isn't that better?
I never said I particularly enjoyed it, just that it's what gets me sexually aroused. Submissive women are one of the most disgusting, vile creatures on the planet in my opinions, because their label is wrong. They're only submissive sexually (read: lie there like a fish) and everything else the man does in the relationship is a desperate attempt to appease their partner.
I was only drawn to more 'dominant' female stereotypes anyway because they were often portrayed as liking guys as 'human beings' instead of 'human doings' as the saying would go.

Basically I'm not happy with my urges for sexual dominance because to act them out I would have to deal with vile disgusting women in a relationship or 'pump and dump', which is also a detestable action because promiscuous sex is in my opinion one of the main things that cause the death of a society.

>I find males who wanted to be dominated kinda boring to deal with
There's two types of 'submissive' males though, the ones that are in it for their own pleasure and fantasies and the ones that do it because they want to please a woman because they care for them.

>>29485047
You are not me, don't pretend to be me.
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>>29484303
she got killed i think
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>>29485054
>civil argument
lmao

a "civil muslim" is an oxymoron. muslims cannot act civilized
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>>29485047
No, I meant the poster himself, having been into femdom in the past and being into dominating women nowadays. That should be better for him than having annoying le femdom meme fetishes.
Seriously, I'm generally actually not OK with a guy who isn't a switch, but full 100% submissive guys drive me up the fucking walls, they don't do SHIT, they kinda just lay there and expect you to please them and do all kinds of shit to them without them even explaining what they want.

I find sexual submission the most annoying trait that humans can have, in general. Female and Male included, it's like a horrible meme to justify that you like doing fuck all and instead have someone else pleasing you while you just "obey"/do fuckall.
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>>29485062
Well, I replied here and it's pretty much the same shit you said.

>>29485108
Also, there are a lot of submissive males who are an exact copy paste of the submissive females you described.

Honestly, the healthier way to be is to just be a switch.
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>>29484078
what is your location

>tfw no big belly bf
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>>29484104
ASDs are overdiagnosed. I don't think it's a coincidence that snowflakey type girls seek out the diagnosis more often and end up getting diagnosed.

Men would find those types of girls endearing anyway. Just because they find them attractive.
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>>29485096
>assumes I'm a muslim
>tries to argue with someone about his homeland with only what he's been fed from the media and not actual knowledge of the region
>gets salty as soon as he realizes he's losing
>throws insults then talks about acting civilized

Awww American bwuoy's feelings got hurt lel

>>29485158
Turkey
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>>29485141
>Well, I replied here and it's pretty much the same shit you said.
Yeah I saw that

>Honestly, the healthier way to be is to just be a switch.
Be my switch gf.
And by that I mean tell me that you live no-where near Australia, don't want an LDR, that you are already dating a guy anyway and that you were a gay the whole time.
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tfw no baseball dad bod bf
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>>29485181
>>gets salty as soon as he realizes he's losing
wtf is a bwuoy anyhow, my muslim shitskin friend

is it a retarded /int/ turkish general term or something

whatever the case is, I honestly hope a syrian with a bomb vest explodes near you, muslim faggot
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>>29485178
>seek out the diagnosis
I never "sought out" the diagnosis, I had a meltdown and got misdiagnosed with schizophrenia because I "heard things that no one else did" (due to hypersensitive hearing), and was kinda forced to take anti psychotics for nearly 9 years when I didn't need them.

They actually made my life worse too, when you have an ASD your only way out is to have your brain functioning at its best so that you can consciously work out what's going on (since you can't subconsciously deduce meaning from social interaction), you're actually going to end up kinda trapped in a horrible situation when you take anti psychotics.

I eventually managed to muster the strength to go against everything and everyone and stop taking the anti psychotics, I decided to seek an appointment with a doctor in my NHS after I had a panic attack (this shit happened after I stopped taking anti psychotics), and eventually I got kinda assigned to some other appointments and the doctors ended up reaching the conclusion that all I ever had/what I have is an ASD, it just never got diagnosed when I was younger because at the time... Girls with autism wasn't a thing a doctor would think of naturally, and also, females are mostly better at hiding/pretending to be normie. Just that around puberty/high school shit really hits the fan for most people with an ASD.
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>>29485273
dude fucking relax
nobody is gonna read all this shit
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>>29485308
Well then fucking don't read it, I didn't exactly write it with the expectation of everyone and their mothers reading it. Do I really have to write in a way that accommodates your fucked up attention span?

>>29485189
I'm taken but I also definitely live in a different country from yours anyway, I'm guessing. I'd never be in a LDR either.
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>>29485334
>I'm taken but I also definitely live in a different country from yours anyway, I'm guessing. I'd never be in a LDR either.
Every fucking time. Where the fuck do I need to go to find tolerable females before another man takes them reeeeeeeeeeee
I guess I'll go back to my anime and VR games then, eternally knowing I lack any value because ASDs are a fucking terminal nuke to any hopes of continuing a genetic lineage.
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>>29481329
>>29481358
>>29481480

Bebe pls go and stay go
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>>29482615
>all girls are bi
roasties think they dykes but they ain't never eat the puss
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>>29485334
again you did done fucked up
don't type too much
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>>29485372
I often wonder why that happens and I think it's mostly related to how tolerable females are usually in control of who they date vs the usual female who waits to be preyed on.
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>>29485460
>I think it's mostly related to how tolerable females are usually in control of who they date
Where did you draw that conclusion from? Genuinely curious.
Nice boat girl by the way.
Abyssal fleet has the best boats though. I'll admit normal boats have a higher number of good designs overall.
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>>29477310
Femanon here. Fucking black men is purely pleasure, they are generally stronger and last longer in bed compared to white boys. I plan on getting impregnated by a white man but black men are way better at making me cum. Their dicks are bigger and hit all the right spots. Black men can dance, they have rhythm and make good music. Sorry white boys, your time is up. I preach to all my white girlfriends that black men are better and they're starting to leave their white boyfriends and cheat on them. They love me because ALL of them are satisfied.

Most black guys I know talk to are very well spoken, more athletic, more handy around the house than you washed up video game playing, anime watching nobodies. You're a fucking limpdick and you know it, you're not worthy of dating white women, that's why so many of us are gravitating towards black men. BECAUSE THEY ARE MEN.
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>>29485577

Just when you think fembots can't get any trashier, they go ahead and post this garbage.
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>>29485555
Nice quads, checked.
I'm actually the same tolerable female you were talking to earlier, I guess I reached that conclusion because I've heard the "all the good girls are taken" line more than once, and it got me thinking. Aside from it being obvious that desirable traits and desirable... What exactly is different about the way "tolerable" girls date and "other" girls date? And I find that most women I've met don't ever approach the males they're interested in, they just kinda passively show off cleavage or something. You know?
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>>29485762
So basically you're saying if I want a "tolerable" gf I should just have desirable traits and 'put myself out there' enough for one to come take me.
I guess it's sound a logical advice but all it tells me is that I'm doomed to anime forever, because I don't think ASD would fall on anyone's list of desirable male traits.
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>>29481446
I'm depressed and Italian please be my gf
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>>29485700
>fembots

It's literally a male cuck fetishist you idiot. Women don't write like that.
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>>29485858
Yeah... That's what I said kind of implies.. Sadly. But, on the other hand, girls who are more tolerable or who actually have a mind of their own are also more attracted to independent males who have a grasp of where they want to go in life. So, to focus on yourself and the things you want from life... That's a way to get the right kind of attention from the right kind of girls. Less of a "be yourself" meme advice, and more of a "be who you REALLY want to be" advice, within reasonable "wants" ofc.
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>>29483717
>Rover will never give you the rocket
are you sure?
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>>29484458
Duh.
My waifus always get killed, I'm just glad she made it almost three seasons.
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>>29485054
That was not me. Im busy now, will reply to your post later
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You still there turkroach anon?
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>>29484292
Aw you're handsome
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>>29477310
Someone whose smile makes me feel safe and happy.
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>>29484303
shoelace was untied
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>>29482615
lol i mean i think girls are pretty but i don't want to fuck them
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>tfw no qt3.14 trap/femboy bf

Where would I even find one? I've heard anime conventions but I'm not enough of a weeb to relate to one. I'm not overweight or completely uggo I think.
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>>29489739
Why traps. Why not fuck women? Passing/attractive raps are practically women anyways (personality wise), except most of them are mentally ill as well. No point in putting up with their bs.
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>>29490389
I guess it's just a fetish for me then and you're right that most are probably mentally ill. My only relationship was with a guy who was into being a trap and he turned out to be an abusive narcissist.
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Hopefully he spend all day playing games like me so I can have access to his dick 24/7
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>>29483405
>not picking best boy narancia
ok
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>>29490494
I have this exact body type/frame, although im not that muscular (im working out tho and trying to get jacked). Is that desirable?
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>>29477401
oh fuck I met you guys at a birthday party a while back

>in utah

Amirite?
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>>29490494
Anyone else think his head is too small for his body ?
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If he's not the ultimate life form he's worthless.
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>>29478167
Nah they're bold as fuck and I love them

>>29483650
It's probably your piece of shit personality. Sorry anon

>>29490779
Sorry, anon. We live in Illinois
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>>29477310
This T H B synopsis my friend oregano
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>does anyone else gush over him?
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>>29477310
pic related

>tfw you'll never have a hot dino dad bf
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Someone help me bring him back with necromancy
Where are my girls at, you witch bitches, I need your help!
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>>29481881
Yes. I'm straight but I'd go gay for Greg
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