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>be me
>33 years old
>still living with mother
>come across love live anime, an adaptation of the game
>heard about it, i give it a try
>goodshit
>fall in love with one of the characters
>tfw its maki nishikino
>fast forward 6 months
>maki has improved my life tenfold
>i am now motivated to do stuff again
>lost complete interest in 3d
>shes the light of my life
>feels good to finally say i have a girlfriend
>i devote everything to her
>i cook, write letters, and make art for her
>feels like i have a purpose and am making her proud
>for once in my life
>fast forward 3 months
>relationship is suffering
>i want to make it stronger
>mother has found out and makes me throw away all my maki merch, my room is now nearly empty
>mfw my mother has broken uo my only relationship
>she tells me to get a 3d girl or move out
>i call her a bitch
>loss.jpg
>im devastated
>ensue clinical depression
Have any of you guys been in this situation? What should i do?
>pic is my waifu
>loss.jpg
What? Did Maki have to get abortion?
>>29459779
>feels good to finally say i have a girlfriend
That is where you fucked up you nigger
saw this thread last night but missed an opportunity to respond.
If you're serious I think it's a wonderful thing, and you should do everything in your power for her and possibly look into making a tulpa if you're serious.
Don't listen to the naysayers OP
I'm #41, what place are you?
>>29459899
an imaginary friend is not the answer for his problems, therapy is
>>29459779
All I can say is,
Maki bess gril
>>29459779
I'm jelly OP. I'm 33 too but I could never get a waifu.
>>29459779
I have a group of daughterfus. Daughterfu #1 is Chino. Best girl!
>>29459779
Friendly reminder that maki is absolute garbage
>>29460597
Friendly reminder that nobody cares about the opinion of a bandwagoning meme-spouting casual who will soon get bored of anime and move on to something else.
>>29459779
2 questions OP if you don't mind.
1. Can you think back and remember where it all went wrong? What set you on this path so I don't make the same mistakes.
2. Would you say you've hit rock bottom or do you think it could still get worse?
>>29460051
I'm confused how could you never get a waifu? Do they reject you? Or did you mean you couldn't get one because you'd be too ashamed?
>>29459831
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is absolute top banter. Gg lad. Gg.
>>29459779
>>come across love live anime, an adaptation of the game
Kill yourself dumb faggot.
>his waifu is some idol shit
>>29460664
Spotted the maki fag, have you taken your meds for that shit taste?
>>29460778
Hanayo is actually my favorite, but that's not the point. The point is that you're a meme-spouting faggot poser.
>dude lmao shit taste
>X best girl
>Y a shit lol
>am i otacool yet guys
>>29460811
Have you been to /llsifg/ on /vg/? It's always like that and they are hardcore fans of this series.
>>29460828
They're posers too, then.
>>29460851
And you're a "real" fan?
>>29461013
More real than the posers.
>>29460811
who's your favorite seiyuu?
>>29460811
keep it up buddy
oregano
>>29461031
What does that have to do with what I said?
>>29461013
He's a meme spouting newfag with shit taste in idols and probably doesn't even own any merch or have a dedicated shrine for his idolfu
>>29461047
>He's a meme spouting newfa
Absolutely blatant projection.
>probably doesn't even own any merch
I have a poster, one figure and another on pre-order, and the limited edition of the movie.
>>29461046
I was just curious.
>>29461047
>giving money to greedy business
It's fun to watch how one shit-eater accuses other shit-eater of being a shit-eater.
>>29461069
>says he's not a newfag
>only owns a single figure and not a complete collection
Don't embarrass yourself anymore new friend, we are all cool here
>>29461150
>says he's not a newfag
I'm not. You are.
>only owns a single figure and not a complete collection
I could own nothing related to Love Live and it wouldn't change anything.
You're just trying to muddy the waters and divert attention away from the fact that you're a poser.
>>29461150
>judging by how much shitty material goods they've consumed
Fuck off jews.
>>29459935
Maki Maki gimmi that faki
>>29461173
How do I not be a poser anymore, sempai?
>shitty mulitmedia idol franchise
>characters all waifu bait to sell media and merch
>anons dick measuring by how much shit they've bought
Fucking sheep.
>>29461173
You're just a bandwagoner as well. You bought some basic shit and think you're better than everyone else.
I want to fuck Machi
>>29461307
You brought up merchandise, and I never said that owning merchandise makes me better.
Maybe you should re-read the thread.
There is no need to fight, friends.
Being an idol fan brings you to the rock bottom by default.
>>29461326
Hold it right there you scum
>>29461335
So how are you not a poser? I bet you only watched the anime.
>>29461395
>So how are you not a poser?
How am I a poser? Why are you accusing me of being one?
>I bet you only watched the anime.
Yes. What about it?
>>29461387
>Sexual harassment
I prefer the term "bully".
>>29461421
Please no bully, machi is supposed to be loved and protected
>>29461520
Look at how cute she gets when you bully her though
>>29459779
Just get a job and move out so she can't tell you how to live your life anymore
>>29460719
>he doesn't know how it works
Get a load of this normalfag
vote to define what constitues robotdom
>>29457892
