Hello Anon!
It's me, your childhood.
Wow Anon, you've grown so much. It's been so long. Do you still remember me? The time we had together?
I remember you, you had so much potential. You were so fleeful and happy, your eyes had such a radiant glow of purity. I always thought you were gonna go far. I sure though you would have a bright future.
So tell me, what do you do now? You're all grown up now. Did you become a policeman, fireman or ambulance driver? What is it like now as you're finally an adult? Did you get married to that girl you fell so in love with?
I'm so curious. I've always believed in you! How are you doing now?
PLS TAKE ME BAAAAAAACCCKKKKKKKKKKK I DONT WANT TO BE AN ADULT!!!!!!!!
DELETE THIS
origami cement
>>29435544
that's fuckin cruel bruh :(
>>29435696
You have to feel the feel.
Your childhood believed in you.
Even after all these years.
I haven't changed much since 14, I may as well still be a child.
>>29435544
Thats really cruel bro. Got some hard feels right here
Damn
>>29435544
Stop it, anon faking being my child self.
That one is dead, all is over, there's nothing left.
>>29435544
>you had so much potential
>autistic fuck playing with Legos all day
>potential
Potential to become miserable, sure. I've fulfilled it. Now move the fuck along, or is there maybe a problem, officer?
>>29435544
F-FUCK YOU MEGA BLOKS ARE BETTER
>>29435884
They wore me down they did. All the heartless empty sociopaths in the world. How can anyone emerge unscathed from such normie recklessness?
Dear Anon
When you recieve this letter you will only be ten years old. This is me from your future and I will tell you how life will be.
All the people who are your friends will move away. You will move away too, and not have any friends. You will get to know some people you can talk to, but they're not real friends. You will never play out all day in the snow together, then go back in and drink warm chocolate while you play Doom or Warcraft 2.
You will spend most of your time inside a very small house. Kitchen, bed and computer all in one room. Almost all of your days will be spent in front of that computer. After resisting a lot, you will take a job that you hate and it will take up eight hours of your day. When you come home you will be to tired to do anything.
You will become chubby, your hair will fall off little by little. You will keep having acne until you get wrinkles, so that you won't be beautiful.
In a couple of years you will fall head over heels for a girl. So let me tell you all about that. She won't ever be yours. She considers you a loser, she is just being nice. Also all the other girls think you're a loser. You will grow older and older, more and more of your friends will lose their virginity. All the girls will have multiple sexpartners while you sit home and masturbate. You will even begin to masturbate to men that has surgically altered their body to look like women, and stare intensely at their flailing dicks as they get fucked in the ass. Finally you will lose your virginity to someone who is so far from anything you like, not because you want to, but because you don't want to die without having sex.
If this letter finds you, please pretend it is all bullshit. Have the last few good years of your life. Because the future isn't gonna be all that you think it is gonna be.
Sincerely
- Future Self
>>29435544
>I remember you, you had so much potential. You were so fleeful and happy, your eyes had such a radiant glow of purity
No you didn't, the only time I played with you was when I was a young lad talking to my therapist
>>29436095
God dammit.
That was painful.
To think that millions os men suffer something like this everyday,
>>29435544
Dear childhood,
I sell shit on ebay and also am a landlord. The ebay business is dying so I will soon be just a landlord.
Remember when I wanted to have a pet snake when I saw this ratty street peddler selling them? I now have 2 pet snakes. They eat and poop and the big 6 foot one tries to bite me once in a while. I will probably sell him off soon.
Remember when me and Marty back in high school used to joke about starting our own cult and have mad pussy from our followers? I started my own psychic consultation service a few years ago for a while thinking of that. I did actually manage to acquire one follower but she was nuts. Actually all of my customers were nuts and being a psychic made me miserable so I gave that up.
I plan to start a porno website for profit in the future because the ebay business is dying and also because it is what me and my buddies jokes about doing back in high school.
Oh I have drifted away from all my buddies now. My only friend is my tulpa, which is mostly a voice that speaks to me in my head.
I'm single because I'm too old and jaded on romance now. The few relationships I've had did not work out. Turns out women just want money and status, and don't care much for who you are.
Remember the tiger-bot that mom bought for us? Pretty much our first ever toy. I found a deluxe version of that for sale online. It's a new design released for pretty much just older people for nostalgia's sake. I bought it, and it just sat on my desk gathering dust. Despite being much better designed and more awesome than the version I had as a kid I could not have any fun with it. I eventually tossed the whole thing in the trash after getting tired of dusting it.
>>29435941
>tfw you settled for Mega Bloks or other knock-offs as a kid because you were a poorfag
>>29436095
ON AND ON WE RUN AWAYYYY
FROM THE THINGS WE ARE AFRAAAAIIIIID OF
Dear childhood
Well, turns out being an adult isn't all I thought it would be. Right now it is sunny outside, if I had been 7, this would have been the kind of day when we played football together with everyone.
My best friend isn't John anymore, I've also lost contact with Bjorn. Ben and Kim are my closest friends now, but they live far away and we only meet up in the summer.
I think I will get a job looking after a retarded person, he can be aggressive sometimes, so I must learn to take him to the ground and hold him down until he is calm again. He is in his fourtees and has probably never had sex.
About the girl, it turns out that despite growing up together she would rather have somebody more popular and older. I guess life isn't as meaningful as romance movies leads on to believe. I lost my virginity to a girl I met on a bus, we barely knew each other for longer than a day. Strange huh?
Wanna know something even stranger? Do you remember Tom, that obviously gay twink in school I didn't like, but still caught myself looking at? Turns out that I join a website that promotes gay sex, called 4chan, who convinces me to try it out. But don't worry, because you will never take it in the ass, we're the fucker, and the boys we chose to fuck resembles Tom and shaves their legs.
I almost never masturbate to girls, only shemales and twinks.
This was not what I wanted, but one day I will probably just kill myself. So it is gonna be okay.
Sincerely
- Future self
>>29436628
Being in a relationship with a twink is like feeling true love, from someone who doesn't care about money and fame. Before killing yourself.
>>29435544
Dear Anonymous--
Its me--you--from the future. If the new 4D-Mail-To-Me app worked properly, you should be about thirteen, fall of 2003. Don't worry about apps, they're like little parcelized billboards--they probably won't catch on.
You're probably curious what lies ahead! What's it going to be like when you're in the "prime" of your life? Well bud, I'm 26 today. It's our birthday. Let me explain as best I can:
You move there more times. I know it's tough and that Mom said Dad was done taking new jobs, but it isn't so bad. Once you settle into the end of high school, some girls who pick on you will start telling people that you're gay because you've never had a girlfriend. Your friends will go along with it because they get Tom hang out with those girls if they make up stories about you being gay too, see? It follows you for two years until you graduate. High school in the deep South isn't much fun. Not to worry though, the details of it all will be hard to remember in just five or six years.
You go to college in Arizona and don't make any friends. You major in Architecture, which is very competitive and so you spend all of your time in the studio. You'll even move a sleeping bag in under your desk. You get to see a lot of sunrises, they're very pretty in the desert. When you graduate, the fun really starts.
It becomes clear that most every job is like a cigarette in the high school parking lot: only handed out by the older kids to the cool kids. You can't have one unless you have those friends. The truth is there aren't very many of them, and you know how Mom and Dad said that you needed a degree to get a better job than everyone else? Every Mom and Dad said that. So you all have degrees, and they don't matter much unless you know the cool kids.
Two years out of college you will live in a tiny apartment in the big city, with no laundry machine and a sink in your bedroom. And Mom will still pay for half of it.
(cont. )
Oh hai me:
You know those people who tortured you and fucked with your head on that one forum? Well, turns out-- and this took like a decade for everyone but to realize-- they were Actually Evil, and not just better/smarter than you. Nowadays, we call them "SJWs" (this is originally a LiveJournal term), and sometimes "hipsters". There was a whole thing about it where a bunch of gamers stormed their clubhouse and wrecked up the place. Now, pretty much everyone realizes that they're shit and is tired of them. You were ahead of the curve on that one.
Also, you remember how you got mad at 4chan because everybody loved l. and hated f.? It's completely the opposite now. People are okay with f. and hate l. Also, 4chan changed hands. The guy who made 2chan owns it now. No word yet on whether he's managed to reign the IRC circlejerk in, but a lot of them are no longer mods.
>>29437098
Your hair will start falling out when you turn 19, and you'll have to start shaving your head to hide it by 23 so you never get to grow your hair out like Legolas or Achilles like you wanted to.
Next to the sink in your bedroom is a computer, and you spend the majority of your time scrolling through forums that show things you wouldn't really understand. They're not interesting things, or special or anything. It's just shit you wouldn't really care about.
You know MySpace? Well it gets huge.
Not MySpace, but the idea of people making personal websites. It gets really really big. This thing called Facebook, which is the same as MySpace but just designed nicer replaces it. And then a hundred other little companies that let you do tiny things pop up. One for posting picture and one for posting video clips and one for posting words and one for posting words on top of video clips and one for collecting all your words and pictures and video clips into one place. What it means is that by the time people like you get to be my age, all the companies who make stuff are trying to "market" to us. So having all of these little websites for yourself is required. Everyone is constantly talking pictures of themselves and posting them online. It's how people meet each other now. Its how everyone shows everyone else how they see themselves.
Sounds dumb right? That's one of the reasons you stay inside so much. Video games get better for a minute, then they get way worse. Enjoy World of Warcraft--it comes out in a year. Anyway.
You will struggle to find a job, eventually take one where you sit at a desk in a cubicle all day and work really hard to smile a lot so people feel good working with you. But when you're not at work you go home because you don't have to wear your smile there. And you sit in your little one room apartment at the foot of your bed next to your sink, and talk to people like you on forums. But you never meet anyone. That's it really. Sorry bud.
>>29437243
Addendum: "hate" is probably a strong word, but you more or less get what I'm saying. Also, things are still getting worse. Turns out that being right doesn't actually mean anything.
shut up, queer
>>29437302
is it still molestation if it's a younger version of yourself? you're about to find out
>>29435544
Unlike most boys, I don't think I ever wanted to be a policeman, a fireman or an ambulance driver.
>you had so much potential
>You were so fleeful and happy, your eyes had such a radiant glow of purity.
>I always thought you were gonna go far. I sure though you would have a bright future.
You have the wrong anon.
>>29435544
Nothing would make me feel worse than disappointing my childhood self
Fuck this post man.
My childhood dream was to become an engineer and work for NASA. My dad just got a job offer from them and I have an engineering degree. So I feel like I'm on my way and it is doable.
still can't believe you thought I was going to be the CEO of Microsoft someday
I'm literally crying right now. I have forsaken everything that I believe it. I didn't live up to any of my ideals, I did not acheive any of my dreams. Please take me back
>>29435544
fuck you man, we knew how this would turn out.
You were never cheerful and you know it, now go and fuck yourself you cunt
Hello childhood.
You lose touch with Philip after middleschool, and you barely see Tim when you start highschool. Chin up though, you will meet several fantastic friends that you will spend many friday nights with, gaming and partying. You will also meet the female equivalent of yourself, and spend three years fucking and being happy with life, even if you're poor as shit most of the time.
Your glorydays end at 20, she cheats on you, you will lose all the money you saved up from last year on drugs and alcohol and you will lose touch with your friends. You are not the same person anymore. The world doesn't have any color in it anymore. You will however get that highpaying chef job, but you will not enjoy it like you did before.
You will spend your days at the job for 10 hours a day, and you will go home and do nothing but shitpost on a cantonese knitting forum until you cry yourself to sleep. You do not eat if you are not at work. You might get together with your old friends maybe once a month, but you've just grown apart, but maybe you just left them.
Have a nice childhood anon, enjoy it while you can.
LEGO MAN PLEASE STOP I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
Childhood, don't do this to me.
No. I don't know what happened to Jenna Kinnamont
Thankfully my childhood was bland, boring, bleak, humiliating and lonely.
Things have only gotten better since.
>>29437976
Fuck jsut looked her up on facebook. She had a kid last year.
desu, I spose that's ok, 28 is a healthy age to have a kid. Most of the other girls I went to promary school with had kids as soon as they were out of high school.
The year is almost over..
Original Suicide
I remember watching the scene from Toy Story 3 with Andy and his toys. I cried. I used to be such a happy little boy. All changed.
After a dark period I finally found myself again though.
DONT LOOK AT ME. DONT LOOK AT WHAT IVE BECOME
>>29438123
Just took about 10 years.
>>29435544
I can't possibly be the only one here who is still into LEGO, r-right robots ?
>>29438274
I still am but i can't really express it
i don't really have friends or a girlfriend, my colleagues at work know i'm a "nerd"
but if i told them i'm into lego as well it would be the end for me
same for my family
Pic related, i had a lot of sets but this is still my favourite one
>>29438379
People don't need to know about your hobby man. Also the adult lego fans community is very friendly desu.
>>29438473
yeah but there are no girls, my purpose in life now is to lose my virginity
>>29435544
I've become more social than you used to be.
I no longer have agoraphobia.
I am no longer autistic.
I no longer spill my spaghetti when talking to girls or other people.
And yet I'm still a kissless virgin.
So I guess you haven't missed much.I still have my bionicles in front of me to remind me of you though
>>29438509
>he hasn't given up on sucubi, focusing on brick waifus instead
>>29438582
ayy yo my nigga
who bitch this is
>>29437518
I know that feeling family
I wanted to tell you that. Apparently that isn't original enough. That's how you know you've done goofd.
Imagine being 8 year old you, it is christmas eve, before going to bed you wish upon a falling star. You wish to talk to your future self about how your life is gonna be.
A bright light flashes before your eyes, in front of you is a chubby, balding, ungroomed old man. Wearing a pyjama pants and sweat stained t-shirt.
Oh the horror.
And even worse, that is who you actually are right now!
>>29439841
No!
I never asked for this.
