How much does being really hung really matter in the grand scheme of things?
What are the advantages?
How do said advantages even become relevant in the first place, it's not like you can show your dick to just anyone.
Do girls really care?
My dick is pretty famous. Girls talk about their partner's dicks at every opportunity and they'e every bit as slutty as r9k says they are. Once they hear about it, they want to try it just so they can brag to their friends.
I've got a very wide girth and a good aesthetic 7 incher, but it's dead straight and it seems girls like for you to have a slight upward curve for hitting the spots
>>29415267
you can masturbate with both hands.
You don't feel insecure about your dick.
That's pretty much it for me.
>>29415473
Yeah. Mine isn't that amazing. Like just over five inches but because I got a nice curve to it my dick head apparently grinds against all the right spots and opens the flood gates.
I'm well endowed, 21,5cm which is big for a white guy I suppose, I'm also ugly as fuck
For girls:
If you're not good looking and you have a big cock, it doesn't matter, I do know that if you ARE good looking and you have a big cock, girls will tell other girls about it, especially if you're still in college or whatever, however if you have a small dick and you piss a girl off she'll also tell others in that case.
If you're bi/gay:
If you have a big cock, you can get laid with another guy, pretty much always and without fail, aslong as you're willing to use grindr/online chatrooms with cams whatever.
Guys care far, far more about penis size than girls, I'm an ugly balding skeletor but I've fucked dudes model looking dudes, it's pretty funny actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ
senpai
>>29415823
>Guys care far, far more about penis size than girls
this, so long as it's functional and not micro, 99% of girls do not give a fuck. On the other end of the scale I've heard stories from female friends of how they ended up with a guys who were massive and were like 'that's not going inside me, sorry, here have a shitty blowjob instead'
t. chad
so you're telling me if i just become gay i'll get laid because of my dick.
>>29415823
>which is big for a white guy I suppose
Are you even trying anymore?
i'd give literally almost anything to have a big penor
>>29415947
Yes, if you are big.
>>29415891
seconding this because I guarantee you there will be replies going "hurr so wrong all women want is big dicks"
I'm average or even slightly below average and no girl gave a shit, not even one that's been around a lot. I was super concerned the first times but it honestly doesn't really matter as long as it's not ridiculously small.
I guess having a bigger dick can be an advantage of course though.
I'm 6x6 which is larger then average and I've had girls tell me I'm so big and other girls say that it's average. It literally depends on the girl and her past history desu senpai
>>29416063
I can promise you they do care about size, the ones you were with (if you're not lying) just didn't want to hurt your feelings. I'm 6.5", most girls reaction to it is "meh, I guess I can work with this?"
Unless you;re fucking petite asian chicks or little latinas, white girls want 7.5+.
>>29416090
take your thinly disguised cuck/femdom fantasy to another thread, you obvious KHV
>>29416083
6 inches is like being 5'10, it is the absolute bare minimum for most women and it is far from ideal. No girl is going to pull your pants off for the first time and be happy staring at a 6 incher, but they will make due if they like you enough.
I'm answering this honestly as a woman that's experienced both ends of the spectrum.
Big penises are more aesthetic than average or smaller penises.
Big penises are largely less functional compared to average or smaller penises.
Big penises have a tendency to accidentally poke/stab the cervix when fully inserted, which fucking hurts and is the female equivalent to being kicked in balls, if you're 'hung' you're going to spend a lot of your life making delicate thrusts lest you disembowel your gf.
The higher up the vagina you go, the less nerves there are. Get high enough and there are virtually none, which is how we're able to insert tampons and walk around them inside of us all day and not feels them. Any higher and you meet the cervical opening. This is why despite big penises being aesthetic, they are largely useless in function and actually detrimental to pleasure if you go too deep.
The majority of nerves within the vagina are by large concentrated around the vaginal opening, hence why thicker really is best.
Most women would genuinely prefer an average thick cock to a lengthy one.
Sex always feels best when you're with a person you really, really like/love, regardless of what their dick is like.
Aaaaaand this post will probably be disregarded and I'll be told I'm lying because half of you are going to opt to instead place your trust in pornography, but there you go.
Have some noice titties.
>>29416090
possible, but why would they invite me again then? of course having a big dick is a bonus but how many guys are 7.5+ ? 10% maybe
>>29416134
as a man with a average though thicker cock this made me feel good. Thanks.
I mean... no women on my board reeeee
>>29416134
I was gonna bitch and moan about those titties, but then I opened the picture and they were noice after all.
literally how can robots even compete? how?
>tfw forever cursed with a high average 7"x5.3"
>not big enough to brag about though not small enough to get pity
A weird feel.
>>29416134
This is kind of nice to hear.
I think this thread as a whole is just a good change from the constant shit that piles up in r9k. It feels real so thanks for sharing.
5 inches long, or should i say short... and 4 inches girth. It is really no point in trying.
>>29416330
Legit 4" flat only in girth?
That is unfortunate anon.
>>29416175
>synthol in dick
>>29416351
yea 4 inches around my wrist is 6 inches around
im 5'4'' and 115lbs
>>29416166
You're welcome. I'm just being honest.
I mean I'm not gonna sugar coat things. If you're a dude with a small, thinner cock, yes it's probably not as good physically. If you're a guy with a long, thinner cock, you're a walking spear congratulations.
I have been with my current partner 8 years now and when we both began dating we were teenagers. Near the beginning of the relationship he had a late growth spurt and his dick went from a comfy 5.5" to 8" and he legit put in hospital once with it. Went too deep, hit my cervix, repeatedly, which went into spasms, which caused an ovarian cyst to rupture. That isn't like a medial condition either, most women have cysts on their ovaries that come and go, but they rupture due to trauma.
If could snap my fingers and have 1-2" vanish from him dick, I would, because now every time we have sex I'm always terrified it's going to happen again.
So yeah, the huge horse cock thing is a meme. The only reason it's so prevalent is because it DOES look good, but it's same as how super, hulky guys in capeshit movies look good, but only because they're a capeshit. IRL it'd just be weird. Porn is supposed to be fantasy, you guys shouldn't put too much stock into it. I mean, I regularly fap to monster SFM's on /a/, but obviously I don't actually want to be disemboweled by an enormous monster cock, the imagery is just good.
More titties for the road.
A Chad with a 5" penis will still get laid more than a robot with 8" python
>>29416382
>literally humble bragging about your bf's huge horse cock putting you in the hospital
Women are all the same. Get the fuck out whore.
>>29416382
"size doesn't matter" coming from someone with a bf that's 8 inches LOL.
>>29416090
>Have a 7.2" x 5.2" Penis
>Slept with 18 girls
>All of which have been very happy
>Enough for a few one night stands to turn into fuck buddies
Sure obviously an extra inch in widtha nd length would be better but most girls aren't pornstars and don't want to feel sore and hurt after every single fuck
>>29416415
When we first began dating he was 5'5". I never asked for this...
>>29416412
Whoowee I sure do love being driven to A&E at 02:00 in the morning in some much agony I legitimately wanted to kill myself just to make the pain stop. Doing a 2-day hospital stay fucked up on codeine curled up in a ball whilst nurses come in to routinely feed you vitamins and pain is da best!!1!! xDD :p
>>29416450
>but most girls aren't pornstars and don't want to feel sore and hurt after every single fuck
Holy shit a man that actually gets it.
>>29416475
You can stop posting anytime roastie.
Go stick your boyfriend's pornstar dick up your cunt and die.
>>29416371
>my wrist is 6 inches around
>theres guys with cocks thicker than your wrist out there
pretty hot tbqh
>>29416495
Like, no xDD
>>29416450
7+ inches is pretty big, we're talking about 5's and 6's here. You're just trying to brag.
>>29416576
>7" is pretty big
1 in 10 guys are that big or bigger.
Its pretty common. I imagine more guys are 7"+ than there are people 5" or smaller.
>>29416576
I was just commenting to this >>29416090
He (or she) made it seem like anything below 7.5 was laughable and no woman would want that.
(wasn't trying to brag)
>>29416596
>1 in 10 guys are that big or bigger.
>pretty common
wut
>>29416649
Your average roastie has fucked 10+ men.
At least a few of those guys were hung and she will never forget them.
>>29416138
Literally every survey even remotely legitimate says 7.5+ is 95-99% percentile. These threads fuel your inadequacy.
Am I the only one who sees the not-so-ironic transparency of self-proclaimed sexually failed, insecure, virginal Beta Fags fixating on Penis Sizes, and pretending this collective circle-jerk of false reassurance, thiny disguised latent homosexuality, and far fetched counterfeit claims of prowess is a normal everyday aspect of heterosexuality and self-confidence
You guys talk about this way too much... Instead of asking each other about your penises, why don't you get off your lazy fat sedentary self neutered Geek Squad under-achiever acid and find a God damn girlfriend or boyfriend....
just stuff pretending like talking about penises is a normal conversation
>>29416839
Penises are a normal thing to talk about.
Every guy has one. If you're too insecure about your sexuality to talk about some dicks something is wrong with YOU.
>>29415267
Means jack shit since you can't just walk around with it out and if you can't complete the social contracts to get knot a situation to show it off then no one knows
t. 8 inch sperg
>>29416924
>go on tinder
>tell size queen sluts you have a 8" cock
>?????????
>get laid!
>>29416382
It gives me even more pleasure to know that as a long thin dick spear I might be able to cause hospitalisation that much more easier and and one-thrust punch your uterus's into the graveyard, you're welcome.
8 inch benises are supposed to be extremely rare so why does it seem half the people posting in pebis size threads have them? What gives
>>29416946
>be balding
>be hungry skeleton
>be pale as driven snow with eye bags roughly the colour of the abyss
>have no car
>live with parents
>have no remarkable skills or social aptitude
Le just bang sloots brah xD
Fuck off normie
>>29417124
>implying tinder sluts care about anything other than your turbodick
You're literally a Chad because of your dick. Stop bitching, you have no right to call anyone else a normie when you're the biggest one here.
>>29417038
So... you never want to be able to enjoy a fulfilling sexually inclusive romantic relationship and be stuck with your hand for the rest of your life? K' dude.
>>29416392
> A Chad with a 5" penis will still get laid more than a robot with 8" python
This. At 6.5" / 6", kissless virgin approaching wizardhood. Mine is apparently top 0.1% in girth, should be nice to the pussy, and yet I'll never get to put it in one.
It doesn't fucking matter I have a big cock. Nobody knows and I'll never get to use it.
> get on tinder
> giving anything on you to normiebook
>>29415267
>What are the advantages?
Sexual confidence
>How do said advantages even become relevant in the first place, it's not like you can show your dick to just anyone.
It's something that's always on.
>Do girls really care?
Of course
>>29416621
But what does your input matter? You're over 7 inches lol
That's like a millionaire telling a poor person having a lot of money and and high end luxuries isn't that great.
>>29416839
>find a God damn girlfriend
I would, but my dick is to small and I have no confidence.
>>29417124
There are guys with worse traits then you who get laid solely on having a big dick.
It's a literal x-factor when it comes to sex.
I'm a guy with a great cock. It means nothing. My cock is amazing, it's like the best cock ever. It's big, great shape, VERY visually pleasing. Nobody's touched it in 3 years.
>>29416213
As someone with the same dimensions i can assure you it gets the job done and thats all that matters
>>29415267
That shit won't matter when you're 50.
>>29416382
How old was he when the growth happened.
Inb4 underage b&
>>29418790
Nothing will matter when I'm dead. But I'm alive now, so yeah, it fucking matters.
>>29418801
Between 16 and 17 :(
Attempting blowjobs now are a joke.
>barely 6 inches in length
>"hee hee, don't worry, us girls prefer girth honestly!"
>tfw 4 inches girth
just kill me now
>>29418880
Did he grow taller too?
>>29418922
He did actually. He's a very late bloomer. Aged 25 now and he still can't grow a full beard and he's p. hairless apart from his legs and these two puffs on his chest.
>>29418834
Do you really think you'll be dead at 50 man? Assuming you're not going to commit suicide, wouldn't you live to be longer than 50?
I have a pencil dick, it feels bad
Probably the only thing I'm insecure about
>>29418974
I was just pointing out how age is irrelevant. Why did you even bring it up?
>>29415267
>Do girls really care?
it depends
I know some girls who can't handle big dick and are always mocked by their own friends
>>29416649
I'd take an inch or so off from whatever anyone claims on the Internet without proof. So many dinguses can't measure correctly and do things to artificially increase length.
>>29419020
Dis. I'm growth-spurt bf girl and every time we have sex it's always incredibly painful for me for about 10 seconds when we start. I do wish he was a more normal size, but ofc I'd never tell him this because he'd probably get all insecure about it.
>>29419001
I brought it up because OP is concerned about the size. Lots of guys think girls care about the size of it. If I'm being fair, I'd say only a select few do but I don't think I'd believe that. Making the assumption that they all care about size though, getting laid will probably be the least of your worries at 50. That's my point.
>>29419074
You have to bonepress to measure? Fuck, I'm even larger than I thought.
I'm >>29418198
>>29419117
Yeah instead you'll be worrying about chronic pains and other bullshit that comes with aging.
>>29419161
Exactly. So, if you're young. You focus on bettering yourself, and getting money. You do those things, and pussy will become less important. I'm not sure if that kinda thought is appreciated here but its just my two cents. Thanks for listening.
>>29415473
>implying a natural curve is needed to hit the spots
>what are sex positions?
Good job. Made me reply/10
Fermbots, would you mind of your boyfriend had a pencil dick?
I'm only 4.5 around, feels badman
>>29419313
If I loved him, not at all.
My first boyfriend was 5" and the sex was great. Shame he cheated on me.
>>29419341
Do you prefer cut or uncut?
>>29418960
What heights and at what ages? You're not very specific
>>29417120
This
Bloxbloxxvloxz
Having a guy with a big dick is mostly just a social status thing to women.
>>29419313
My ex was 4.5" on a good day. He could still get me off with an array of positions. All about the stimulation Come on, kiddos. You have to be 10% smarter than your average tool.
>>29417120
3 options really:
1) 50% of the 10% (read 5%) of the male population with a 8+ inch cock come to this board
2) It is basically selection bias because the same 10 guys or so with 8+ inch cocks post here repeatedly
or (most likely)
3) People lie on the internetAlthough I'm honestly sporting a 7.5 x 5.5
>>29419410
How did he do it?
Did you like his peen from an aesthetic standpoint?
>>29418910
It truly is a horrible fucking feel. I know exactly how it is. I'll probably die a virgin.
>>29415473
Same senpai, Also having a curve provides a better stretch for the puss
>>29419361
Uncut personally, but just because it's natural. Medically unecessitated circumcision is akin to FGM in my eyes. First bf was also cut though but ofc I didn't mind, just means we had to use a shit load of lube when I jacked him off.
To addon, my current fiance is a big guy (4 u). I didn't know this when we first began seeing each other and when I first saw it I was like "Haha. No.".
We've been together 6 years now and he regularly gives me posterior fourchette fissures, which in layman's terms means he keeps tearing open the skin around where my vagina connects to the skin that connects to the butt. It's painful as fuck so I do wish he was smaller. I have no idea what the obsession with huge cocks are, they fuck you up physically.
>>29419434
same here, my length is a little above average but my dick is thin
That being said, there's hope out there, many girls have really tight pussies and can't even enjoy sex with a fat cock
I bet most of you can't even see your dicks. You could gain an inch or two from the base of the shaft if your fat asses lost all that lower abdominal weight.
>>29419278
To what extent though?
Money and bettering myself won't make me feel less alone and hate myself.
>have a 6 inch dick
>not circumsized
>only two women that have ever seen it told me it was disgusting and laughed me out of the room
How bad is it? I like to think it's average and women would like it, but having them tell me it was gross and disgusting kills any confidence I had/have. They told me an uncircumcised dick is gross.
>tfw European family living in America
>>29419450
Damn that sucks that he keeps tearing you, maybe you guys should just stick to oral lol
Do you like getting your butthole eaten out?
>>29419465
Most of us are skinnyfat, you dumb normie.
>>29419494
>told me it was disgusting and laughed me out of the room
That did not happen. I live in the US and many of my friends are uncut and they get tons of pussy.
>>29419483
I guess in the sense that you'll be doing well for yourself. At least financially. If I can ask, why do you hate yourself?
>>29419521
It happened man. I think that they had only seen cut dicks and never saw an uncut one before.
>>29419494
women who say an uncircumcised penis is gross actually are scared they won't know how to use it. there's nothing wrong or gross about having an intact cock. I prefer uncut cocks. yours looks completely fine.
-t. superior female opinion
I have a 4 inch dick and my GF is skinny-chubby with H-cups. She's fucked 9 inch dicks before and we hooked up the first night we met. When she took off my pants, she didn't laugh or anything. We ended up having sex on and off until morning and we've been a couple ever since. I'm not going to pretend our relationship has been perfect, but the one area we have never had trouble in was the bedroom... I mean, there's also the fact that I am only insecure about my size on the down-low (and even then, usually only when I already feel depressed.) so whenever I have hooked up, nobody kicked me out of bed because of how confident I was.
>>29419586
That's weird, I swear most chicks aren't like that. Why was your dick out in a room with two women, anyway?
>>29419494
>7.5x6
>unmutilated
>lost my virginity to an American
Foreskin was no problem, size was. First attempt was a failure because I couldn't fit. Succeeded another day after extensive fingering to stretch her.
>>29419553
I make 80k from work and an additional 40k from renting out my home. Money doesn't mean shit when you've lived your entire life alone.
Because mah small dick anon.
I have a 5 inch benis with nice 6 inch girth and slight upwards curve, and had sex with three different girls. I was able to hit the cervix of all three of them and they all said that I feel awesome.
The second one was a real sex-crazed slut with a lot of experience. She said she had sex with more than 40 guys, and she kept saying that I am her best yet. At the same time she also taught me a lot. Since she was very openly talking about her experiences with me, she told me that technique and willingness to experiment mattered a lot more to her than anything. Additionally guys who were willing to go down on her AND make her cum that way had a huge leg up on others.
I expected her to leave me after a couple days or weeks, because I felt really inexperienced and inadequate next to her. But she actually stayed with me for a couple months and taught me patiently and let me experiment around. We never separated, she had a freak accident and is in a coma ever since.
pic related
>>29419623
No, I showed my dick to two different women at two different times. I had thought I was going to have sex but nope. Still a virgin now.
I mean, I could have laughed at one of their lopsided tits or misshaped figure but I was fine with it. Why would you insult my dick and laugh about it?
>>29419680
>5 inch
>hitting the cervix of an adult woman ever
>>29419680
>I was able to hit the cervix of all three of them and they all said that I feel awesome
>I was able to hit the cervix
>hit the cervix
Obviously you didn't read my post >>29416134
Why do the men on here have such poor anatomical knowledge? The cervix is not a fucking pleasure spot jesus fucking christ I'm imagining the pain right now and it's making me want to shrivel inside of myself.
>>29419729
STOP FALLING FOR THIS MEME YOU IDIOTS STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
>>29419680
>6 inch girth
>literally 99th percentile
>In a room of 1000 guys, 8 should be larger
lovin every laff m8. your advice is as good as chad saying 'just b urself'
guys that have 6inch girth are not robots
>How much does being really hung really matter?
I'm sure there are guys out there that get laid because of the size of their cock.
>What are the advantages?
it can make you more confident, there is more to it than that but it helps
but in the grand scheme of things, none at all.
you don't shake a girls hand with your cock,
gotta find other ways to get her to notice you.
>>29419642
So, you're doing okay with money. But you hate yourself because of the size of your dick. Has this prevented you from meeting women? Or talking to them?
>>29419693
I still find that unbelievable
Regardless, don't be upset, most women are not like that at all and you will get laid
>tfw penis is 15.6cm long
>KV
>still insecure about my size even though another woman hasn't even saw it
>>29419434
I want to knee them in the face when they feel like they're helping anyone with their shitty whore anecdotes.
>ew length? it just pokes my cervix, what women really want is to be STRETCHED by a THICK cock, so don't worry tee hee : )
>>29419822
25 virgin, no hugs, no kisses, not even smiles. Tell me again I'm not a robot. Nobody even knows of my cock.
>>29416371
I'd definitely let you fuck me, if that helps.
>>29419877
Yeah
I tend to avoid them. I don't flirt in fear of it leading to sex.
>>29419740
Who said it's a pleasure spot? Did I imply it anywhere in my post? Are you retarded?
Yes, It was painful for them. No, I did not read your post before making mine. It's a good post though now that I did.
>>29419729
This pose with slight more tilt, and I am there. Always avoided it after trying, with all three of them.
>>29419824
Well, I am yuropoor. Maybe it's not 6 inch then. 13cm girth and 16cm length, there you go.
>>29420073
Do you actually have a vagina or just a boipucci?
>>29419995
You CAN NOT BE A ROBOT IF YOUR HAVE AN ABOVE AVERAGE PENIS
>>29419457
I hope you're right, anon. It just something that makes me sad every time I think about it
>>29420121
I'm almost a wizard. Pray tell, what can I do that you can't?
>>29420117
The regular kind of pussy, without testicles or (usually) hairy legs.
>>29420162
It happens to me too sometimes
But if a chick actually likes you she probably won't have a problem with it
Woman here. No, most of us don't care about your dick size unless we want to insult you, because we know you'll probably care.
Having an attractive face is much more important.
>>29420089
You're afraid that if it does lead to sex, she won't want to have sex with you? Well, I'm wondering what you're looking for. Are you just trying to fuck or is it love you want?
>>29420189
ANYTHING
LITERALLY ANYTHING
Roo
>>29420189
You can pee in confidence when you're using a urinal
>>29420105
>>29419740
Oh wait, I did say that. Sorry. Wrong wording.
Meant that they all said that I felt awesome. But I was also able to hit their cervix.
>>29420227
I'm afraid if she does want to sex, she will see my small dick.
I don't believe in the idea of love anymore.
I'm fucked aren't I?origins
>>29420243
I can't get a gf to save my life. Not even a one-night stand. Like you, I feel. Listen to your seniors, son.
>>29420256
Nope. I'm a grower, flaccid I'm pretty small.
>>29420325
By virtue of having a big dickaroo, you could never understand my feel anon.
>>29420287
If you're just looking for sex, I think your best bet is just to be a generous partner. Generous in the sense that you should focus on making her feel good first. If you do, I don't think she'll mind what size you are. That's the advice I have to offer you.
I hope things work out for you.
>>29420324
no you look fucking delicious and i don't even enjoy blowjobs.
>>29419740
>The cervix is not a fucking pleasure spot jesus fucking christ I'm imagining the pain right now and it's making me want to shrivel inside of myself.
That's why it's hot you dumb slut
>>29415267
the only thing that sucks is getting hard in public places, unless you have no shame about it. Also, a lot of unwanted attention if you fuck a loose-mouthed whore. People suspect tho if you are tall.
>>29416475
why do you think it was his dick and not his entire fault? You didnt say stop before you died or he didnt listen to you.
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
"I can bear the pain that he inflicts on me because i love him!!!"
I'm just under 8 inches, I can't do conversion math but whatever fuck your inches system.
Can confirm gay guys care when it's hookups, if you're either hot or hung you'll have a ton of sex if you want it.
I've only had one girl who really liked (latino, maybe that matters?) most others didn't enjoy it that much.
>>29416552
yeah youre not convincing or you are a roastie b/c unhealthy relationship and brag about it
>>29420679
lol shut the fuck up Anon. The pain didn't start immediately. He hit my cervix and I was like "Ow that hurts, can you not go so deep?", we finished and then the spasms started you colossal faggot, and he was up all night tending to me before the pain got so bad he decided to call an ambulance even though I told him not to.
>>29415473
7x6.5?
Did you copy my cock?
>>29420755
"we finished" is the 85% of the story that matters
it doesnt take one push
it takes many and very hard b/c the dick is only skin filled with blood
people can have sex with pregnant women and not injure the child
he was trying to get his without thinking about if you were enjoying it
anyone would help someone after they hurt them,
and i understand why you wouldnt want help because you felt as if it was your faultbecause you care about that person and want to shoulder the blame
>>29416371
Goddammit my wrists are even shittier than I thought.
>5'8"
>168 lbs
>7 x 5 dick
>tiny hands and 6 inch wrists
Who cares about dick size when your hands are always smaller than a girl's hands.
>>29420902
m8 it literally only hurt for 2 thrusts and I told him to be more careful because I was enjoying myself too so we switched positions and then we finished and everything was fine and then 10 minutes later I started to get these deep, twisting pains in my abdomen. It was nobody's fault, it's just a thing thing that happened to happen, he wasn't intending to hurt me and he felt so fucking guilty afterwards and is genuinely too afraid to go to deep whenever we have sex now.
>>29416134
>tfw short needle dick
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>29416134
>>29419740
Hey lady, what's a good girth size?
>>29420953
>and then we finished
why did he need to go all the way in if finishing isn't a long procedure?
>>29420489
b-but it's so small and disgusting
how do i get to fuck cute boys?
i have a big cock, i need guidelines because apparently its really easy.
>>29421094
Please put it in my pussy robot.
>>29421109
>hi, do you like me?
>oh really? i like you as well anon let's leave
OMFG
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
DICKLET DEFENCE FORCE
>>29421080
I don't think he realises how big he actually is. He didn't even know he was the length he was until we went ahead and measured him one day.
>>29421123do you have one?but it's so small, it'll not feel good at all
>>29421169
realizes? it's not a matter of size you can look to see if half or all of your shaft is in
>>29421123
He'll put it in your "pussy" alright
why the fuck do you guys always want to talk about penises, go back to lbgt
>>29421169
thas exactly What I would saay if i wanted to be all the way inside: )
>>29421192
But as man you would assume that it's normal for a penis to be able to enter the vagina entirely right?
I don't blame him for not knowing this shit because I was equally as ignorant about it too.
God I love how people who claim to know about big cocks know nothing of it. How to tell if someone sucks at sex "hurt cervix". How to tell if someone never has had a true big cock "not any better than average" or "no nerve endings after few inches". How to tell if someone is a virgin "Height effects how much a girl can take". Your opinion does not matter unless you are a truly hung guy who has lived the life.
t. Someone whos lived it
>>29421180
I do but I am hambeast so you probably wouldn't want that.
>>29421261
>implying I'm not too
>>29421244
as man? nothing is normal! damn i care more about pleasing the woman than checking the box that says "was all the way in the pussy"
Im still perplexed as to how you didnt notice when he started off slow, assuming a normal man.
>>29419931
I know what you mean. I know most of them just want to make guys feel better when saying those things, but it just makes things worse desu
>tfw blessed with a 7x5.5 but a KHV VVTI VTEC
>tfw will never bless a girl with it
>tfw been going to /fit/ and almost there
>tfw being mesomorph and sort of fit doesn't fix my autism
just kill me, God
>>29421249
>le humble brag
You know where you belong you fucking normalfag
>>29416382
Since you're being so kind
Any advice for anyone cursed with smalldick? 4ish inches, less girth than a quarter
http://www.mensfaq.com/en/penis/exercises/penis-girth-exercise.html
Hope is not lost senpaitachi, we still have a chance to defeat the archlord of chad
>>29421672
pic related
About half longer than a PS3 disc box.
http://thoughtcatalog.com/jessica-winters/2015/12/10-women-on-whether-they-make-fun-of-guys-with-small-penises/
This is hilarious to read if you're a dicklet
>>29421952
These are just troll post right, RIGHT?!
>>29421952
Imagine the feminist outcries of "muh hate speech" "muh body positivity" if a popular site published an article with 10 men openly insulting women's weight or loose roasties
>>29415267
I would like to let you guys know I have a small benis.
>>29421907
what the fuck do i do r9k?
I mean, should the stars alight right and i get a chance to use it
How to fix a small benis?
>>29416008
How much height would you be willing to exhange for your penor to be an inch longer?
>have big cock
>literally only one girl has seen it
>asked me to go round and smash literally seconds after I had finished fapping
>go round and couldn't get it up
>that disappointed look and the embarrassment seared onto my mind
>people heard about me having big cock and girls are flirty about it but 0 confidence now
AHHHH KILL ME SHE WAS SO CUTE TOO
I just whore it on /soc/ instead for muh attention
>>29421952
Don't worry, women are insecure about their tits.
If she's as flat as a washboard and she makes fun of your dick, fire off some howitzers and say she has no tits.
90% chance she'll get BTFO.
>tfw told my ex this subtly
>tfw she cried
Still feel really bad. No, not a dicklet, but still they're very insecure about their tits.
>>29422550
There's no hope anon.
Don't even try to get laid, you'll just get laughed out.
>5.5x5.5 benis
Being a chink and all, I feel like I should be happy about it. Average length, above average girth. I guess I lucked out.
>>29421952
this actually hurt to read
>>29420376
This
bxlbxlbxlbxlb
>>29422802
>average
You mean small? There is no average anymore my friend on hot or not, small or big, short and tall.
>>29421021
Would like to know this too
>>29421505
Oh wow, you're truly in hell. Fit and a big dick. I don't how you keep living, anon oh my God that's real agony right there.
money>face>height>dick
Provided you've an average dick women don't give 2 shits. They'd rather their man had attributes they can flaunt in public because they like to show off and compete with other women.
>tfw completely average, cut dick
>tfw like height, dick sizes are rising every generation
>>29422588
Fuck right off dude.
>>29421952
Christ.
I sincerely hope I die in my sleep as soon as possible.
>>29415267
>what are the advantages?
You can make girls cum and be satisfied easier and in some cases it's the only way for them to. also bragging rights and "muh dick"
>how do they become relavent
Girls talk and gossip, word gets around if you have a big or small dick
>do girls really care?
Yes, anyone who says otherwise has never experienced fucking a girl with a big dick
power>money>face>height>dick
this is the truth.
>>29419494
Your dick is small and disgusting. Weirdly shaped.
>>29423614
>Yes, anyone who says otherwise has never experienced fucking a girl with a big dick
Tell me more about your experiences of fucking girls with dicks :^)
>>29423787
Not true. All that matters is looks an money. You either look good or you can pay her.
>>29421013
Iktf bro. Everytime I jerk off I'm reminded that I will never be able to please a woman with my small dick.
>>29424760
>tfw can't even enjoy masturbation anymore because it just reminds me how lonely I am
>>29415267
It matters.
It matters a lot.
>>29415891
>this, so long as it's functional and not micro,
>functional and not micro
>not micro
JUST....
>>29423787
power is basically money you know
>>29416134
>tfw 4.5 inch girth
GAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29423480
Not true, height maxed out around World War II
>>29426250
Me too, bro
It's my #1 insecurity. I'm scared of a chick calling me a pencil dick.
