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2015-12-26 11:26:18 Post No. 25262091
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The Puppeteer
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2015-12-26 11:26:18
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> be me ugly faglord neet
> at the movies with my dad
> see this beautiful girl wearing a star wars t
> fall in love just like that
> she's hotter than any of the porn stars I fap to
> her seats right in front of mine
> as she's taking her coat off she looks at me
> smile at her like a retard and make r2d2 whistle sound at her
> her chad boyfriend comes in carrying popcorn and waters
> "Do you know him?"
> she just laughs at makes a grossed out look
> before movie keep dropping an empty packet of gum in front of me
> "Jesus Anon, you sure are clumsy today" says dad
> not though
> just a master puppeteer
> every time I pick it up I smell her hair
> it is euphoric
> like the beaches of japan
> all of a sudden a down syndrome kid (maybe 7?) plops in the seat next to me
> doesn't say anything (think he's the mute kind) but he's wearing a chewbacca hoodie
> movie starts
> it's so good, I love TFA it's my 5th time seeing it (3rd with Dad)
> whole time I'm just watching the hot girls reactions seeing how she enjoys it
> like one would if they were performing cunnalingus
> she really likes it ;)
> all of a sudden during one of the best parts
> her stupid boyfriend grabs her head and just starts making out with her
> fucking sickened me
> so kicked diagonally across and let the back of his seat know how much I detested
> asshole even was leaning back full-max for most of the movie when he wasnt macking
> he didn't do anything just kept kissing her
> the best part passed
> I kicked the seat again
> this time harder
> and again
> every minute or so I let him know that his kind wasnt welcome here
> after all I had been there 5 times, I should know
> eventually he gets so fucking mad that he turns around
> "CAN YOU FUCKING STOP IT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT?"
> he screams at the little down syndrome kid
> people the audience gasp
> people start hissing (mostly just me)
> the tard's mom goes, "Excuse me?" starts a big fuss
> she leaves to go get a manager
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